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We'll do this one.

One.

You take a seat.

All right.

You want your back there?

No. Is there anything you would like to
declare?

Nothing? No.

Okay. Well, the reason I brought you
back here is because you're... Here's

shoplifting.

You have anything about that?

No. Okay.

Well, one of our clerks said she
happened to notice you down by the

counter. It looked like you were putting
something in your undergarments.

In my undergarments?

Yeah, in your undergarments.

You think I lifted up my skirt and put a
jewelry piece in my underwear?

That is what my clerk is saying, yes.

We'll get to that.

So you're denying this?

Yes. All right.

Give me your full name.

Melanie.

Melanie, you look familiar. Have I seen
you in the store before?

No.

Around town, maybe?

You probably know my dad. He's a pastor.

Oh.

That's right.

Yeah. You've grown up some, huh?

Yeah. Okay.

That's interesting.

Have you ever been in trouble before?
No.

You've been arrested?

No. Okay.

There's some surveillance video we think
might be you from previous times. Is

that you?

No. Are you sure?

I'm very positive.

What about that photo?

No. Why would you think that's me?

Check it. It looks a lot like you as
well.

How tall are you, Melanie?

5 '7". 5 '7"? Oh, my gosh. My dad's
going to be so mad.

I think your dad would be mad at you if
he finds out you've been detained for

shoplifting. No.

No? So you're saying you don't have any
sort of jewelry in your underpants?

No. All right. Well, you know, Melanie,
hopefully my clerk was mistaken, and

if that's the case, we owe you an
apology, and we'll send you on your way.

for now, I'm going to ask you to sign
up.

Your thing's broken.

Is it?

Yeah.

What are you doing?

I'm going to have to do a pat -down. No,
you don't.

My wand says that you have something.

You're not going to pat me down.

Well, Melanie, I can either pat you down
or I can call the police and they can

come down here and they can pat me down.

But either way, you're not leaving the
store without being patted down and the

merchandise being retrieved.

That's just what's going to happen, so.

But it's not me on the surveillance
footage.

Are you sure?

Why do you think it's me?

Well, I mean, I have to go by what my
employees tell me. I mean, we have

for a reason. We have these people in
places, the jewelry counters, to make

that things don't get stolen. So, I
mean, they wouldn't just accuse someone

they didn't think it was you.

You know, I can file a lawsuit if you're
wrong.

You could. You could. And we can file a
lawsuit if we're right.

I'll tell you what, you know what, you
seem pretty confident that you didn't do

it, so I'm going to check this
surveillance footage.

I'll be back in a few minutes.

The door's locked, so.

I got cameras in here, so don't do
anything stupid, okay?

No.

Definitely you.

I'm putting something down your skirt.
Someone else should stand up again.

Continue my search.

Listen, Melanie, you're going to do this
search or I'm going to call the police

now. You can't. You cannot call them.

I can. I can and I will.

They'll send a female officer down here
and she's going to do a full cavity

search. Okay?

Then your father's going to know.

How do you think he's going to like
that?

You know, as a matter of fact, maybe
I'll just call your dad myself.

Let him know the pastor's daughter's
down here.

How do you think that's going to go with
daddy?

He's going to be proud of his little
girl.

He's going to be the talk of the town.

Pastor's daughter caught shoplifting.

Please don't call him.

Please don't what? Don't call him.

Why not? Why wouldn't I call your dad?

Because I don't want him to know.

You don't want him to know because you
were stealing something, huh?

I didn't steal anything.

You're just going to be mad that he got
down here anyways.

All right, sorry.

I'm going to call you father.

Why are you touching me there?

What? My stolen merchandise, Melanie.

I'm going to find it.

No, you're not. What are you doing?

I'm going to call your father right now
if you don't do this. I don't want you

to. No.

Put your hands up. No.

Yeah.

What's that?

You're a fucking pervert.

It's my fucking vagina, idiot.

I'm sorry, Melanie. I'm going to need
those clothes.

I don't want to give you my clothes. I'm
sure you don't. You just patted me

down. I thought you said you found it.

No, give me those clothes or I'm going
to call a female officer right now.

Do you want it?

I'll give it to you.

You're not getting my clothes.

Well, I swear you're mistaken, Melanie.

That's nice.

Oh, that's cute.

It's a diamond, huh?

Yeah. You get an expensive taste.

What is this for?

It's for me, Mr. Jack.

You always shop up nice, expensive
diamond jewelry bracelets for your

On my own special occasions.

Well,

Melanie, what else do you have?

I don't have anything else.

Unfortunately, I can't take your face
value. You've already lied to me, so...

Oh, my God. You're not strip -searching
me.

Well, either I'm going to do it, or I
can call the police. Melanie, I've

explained that to you.

Can't you use that one more time?

You know what? You said it yourself.

It must be broken, right?

Oh,

my God.

Fix it, then.

Oh, I'm going to fix it, all right.

I'm going to fix the problem. I'm going
to call the police right now.

Oh, my Lord.

Call him.

Why wouldn't I call him? Don't call him.

What?

Stop.

Well, no, it looks like you're really
concerned about this all of a sudden.

Because it's my dad.

Yeah, well, of course.

Yeah, it'd be embarrassing, right? Your
dad would find out that you're shouting,

caught down here, stealing jewelry for
your sister.

I mean, what am I going to do about it?

I have a job to do. I can't just look
away and pretend it didn't happen.

Can't you, one time?

No, I can't. I'm just my little loss
prevention officer.

This is my career.

I could lose my job at something like
that.

All right.

Are you going to keep slowing me down,
or are you going to let me do my job?

Will you not tell him if you do that?

Well, that depends on if you cooperate
and if I find anything else.

Let's start with this shirt.

Well, there you go.

Let's go through each article of
clothing.

Keep going.

and the shoes as well.

Can I get my shirt back?

No, you can't have your shirt back. Why
can't I have it? You just looked and

there's nothing there. This is called a
full cavity search.

We're going to get a lot more intrusive
than just taking your shirt off, Melody.

Yeah, I don't know why you're smiling. I
don't know why you find this so funny.

Because I'm so uncomfortable.

I mean, you look uncomfortable.

You look really awkward like a deer in
the headlights. I mean, I don't know.

What else to tell you? If you already
didn't find anything in my shirt, why

can't I have my shirt?

Well, because you lied to me about
having anything in the first place.

So, there you go. I can't take you at
face value.

Are you serious? Yeah, I am serious. You
sound crazy.

I sound crazy?

I'm not the one who's fucking up naked
in the back of the security office.

Because you made me take my clothes off.

I didn't make you do anything. I gave
you an option on the first office. No.

There's no making anyone do anything.

I can call the police,

and we can deal with them, or you can
cooperate with me and stop impeding my

investigation.

I mean, I'm places to be, too, you know.
I've got a lunch break coming up soon.

I don't want to be here all day dealing
with this.

So, if you would kindly leave me the
skirt and the shoes.

I'm over.

Socks on.

What the fuck?

Okay, Melanie, the shirt, please.

I'm gonna sniff my underwear, too.

Would you like me to?

Fuck no.

This what happened?

There's nothing in here.

I don't fucking know. Keep this going
on. Keep this going on. Please, do me a

favor. Just bend over.

I can do this if it's going on. Why do
you want me to bend over?

Because we're doing a cavity search,
Melody. Do you understand what a cavity

search is?

No. Okay, well, the cavities in your
body, like the holes, your vagina and

butthole, we're going to search those
and make sure you didn't put anything in

there.

I know. I know. This is my job. This is
what I signed up for, right? It's

embarrassing, but this is part of it,
so.

You think I don't like searching
people's assholes, Melody? I do,

Well, not everyone's as pretty as you
usually.

You're such a funny girl. Why are you?

Today's my lucky day, I guess, so turn
around.

Listen, Melanie, you can either
cooperate with me or I can call down the

right now. They'll send out a female
officer, and she'll do it for me.

But either way, we are making sure you
haven't stolen any of the merchandise.

And when they come down here and do it,
by the way, they're not going to do it

nice here in this office and let you go.
They're going to take you down to

county. They're going to book you.
They're going to fingerprint you, take

mugshot. You're going to have a criminal
record.

It's Saturday now. You're not even going
to get to see a judge until Monday.

You'll miss church, won't you?

That's right. You'll miss church Sunday.

Don't worry. Don't worry.

I'll be sure to be front and center and
let your dad know where you're at and

what happened so he doesn't worry about
you.

How embarrassing.

Everyone's going to be talking on Sunday
service about the pastor's daughter

being in jail.

Shameful, really.

Can't believe you're going to put them
through that.

Oh, well.

I'm only doing this because my sister's
getting baptized.

You're baptized?

No.

Not yet?

I have to document all of my activities.

Otherwise, in case anyone ever accuses
me of doing something inappropriate.

Why are you doing it so close?

Well, the lighting in here is bad. You
know what would be very helpful? Do me a

favor. It would make it look a lot
faster if you were with bread.

Just reach back and grab a handful.

There you go.

One more fucking thing.

Yeah, just like that.

Melanie, everything checks out back
there.

Luckily for you.

I was rooting for you. I was hoping that
you didn't have any merchandise.

Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to make
you a deal.

Can I go home?

Oh, no, no. We're not done like that.

I thought that was our deal.

No, no, no. No,

no, no. The deal was you let me continue
my investigation or I will call the

police. My investigation isn't...

It's not at the end yet.

We're not there yet.

But we could be.

Depends on you, though, Mellie.

I mean, how bad do you want to go home
today?

I want to go home.

Can I not put my shoes on? No, you
cannot put your shoes on. Why? You're

free to go yet.

Well, I'll tell you why.

For starters, I'm supposed to prosecute
you. I'm supposed to call the police.

I'm supposed to send you to jail.

I don't know, a pretty girl like you, I
kind of have some sort of sympathy for

you a little bit. I don't know.

I'm probably against my better judgment,
but maybe we should work something out,

Melanie.

Like what?

Well, I mean, I don't know, a pretty
girl like you, a lonely old man like me,

you know, come here.

Come have a seat. Come here.

Why? I'm fine here.

Melanie, come here.

You know, Melanie, sometimes doing this
job, you get lonely, you know, and man

has needs.

No, I don't know.

Oh, I think you do know, Melanie. I
don't know. You do know.

Is it though?

What? So what?

I, what are you doing?

Oh my God, what the fuck?

Oh my God, what the fuck?

No, I don't know. No, what are you
doing?

Melanie, don't, don't, don't, don't be
like that. I mean.

Don't be like what?

Well, I mean, I'm trying to work
something out with you. I'm trying to

options here, and you're telling me
you're not interested.

I mean... Because I'm not.

Well, okay. Well, then I'll just call
the police.

No, no, no, no, no. I misunderstood. You
cannot call the police. I

misunderstood. I thought you... I
misunderstood.

Okay, yeah, you misunderstood. You
thought you could come in here and

without any sort of repercussions or
consequences, and you were mistaken.

You think that's a consequence?

No, consequences are getting arrested
and going to jail. I'm trying to give

an option, a way out.

But you don't want to take my option. I
understand.

You don't have to. Do you always do
that?

No, I don't always do this only to
pretty girls like yourself.

I mean, it'd be weird if I did it to
everybody, wouldn't it?

I think it's weird that you're doing it
now.

Well, I'm sure you do think it's weird,
but I mean, it's, you know, you're the

one benefiting from it.

Look at all those ugly people that don't
get this opportunity.

They've got to go to jail.

Huh? Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I think they're literally
crazy.

Yeah, a lot of people think so.

We're stuck with that, you and I.

So what's it going to be, though? I
mean, Melanie, am I going to call the

or are we going to work out some sort of
arrangement? What do you want me to do?

Well, I mean, Melanie, look at these
nuts. I mean, these things haven't been

drained in weeks.

I spend so much time around here chasing
around shoplifts, I don't get a chance

to date or be with a woman.

What about your lunch breaks?

You don't jerk off in your car?

Melanie?

I'm like... Are you saying you'd like to
meet me in my car? Is that where you're

insinuating? No, I don't want to meet
you anywhere.

Oh, well.

Well, then we should probably get this
done sooner than later. That way we

can... I can get to my lunch break. I
mean, unless you... Oh, my God. Can you

just not do that?

Melanie, I mean, something has to be
done. I have to even call the police, or

you have to give me a reason not to call
the police.

I mean... Well, can I... Can I, like...
Do you have dogs?

Can I go dog sit for you?

Or... I have an old dog, but he's blind,
and he's kind of... It's not really...

I mean, I can watch my own dog. I, um...
What do you mean?

Melanie... I... Well... You're cutting
into my lunch break.

I'm trying to be nice. I'm trying to be
fair with you. But, I mean, you're

starting to make it seem like you're not
interested.

So, I should probably just put my...
What else can

I do?

Can I do your laundry?

Can I... Can I wash your car?

You're such a loser.

I work in a mall, Melody.

Yeah. Newsflash, right?

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, I'm so, like, dressed up and
weirded out.

I know. You live with your mom, you have
a blind dog, and you don't get sex.

I just had a good sex.

But you just said you haven't had sex in
weeks.

Well, I get sex occasionally.

Oh, my God. I mean, it's one of the
perks of having this job. Can I just put

my shirt?

Like... I'd rather you not. I mean, you
have really nice boobs, Melanie.

I don't know if anyone's ever told you
that.

Okay,

so...

I'm sorry, am I negotiating? Is there
something here? Are we trying to

a deal?

I want a deal.

Okay, great.

Oh, here's the deal, Melanie.

You just lay down on that desk and let
me have some fun for the next 20 minutes

or so until my lunch break.

So you said I'm cutting into your lunch
break.

I'll make exceptions for you. You're
pretty.

And I kind of like you for some reason,
Melanie.

Get me back on that desk and let me have
my fun.

And I will let you go.

And I'll even let you keep the bracelet
for your sister. How's that?

That's a pretty sweet deal.

That's the best thing I can get out of
it.

I'll let you handle that.

You don't have to worry about that. I'll
take care of everything. I'll even

erase the video.

You'll erase the video?

Yeah.

No, I don't have to know?

No.

What are you going to do with this
video?

I'll probably kick off to it a couple
times, but after that, I'll probably

delete it.

I don't want a bunch of these videos
piling up. It's called evidence, right?

Yeah, right.

Imagine that. You know, some of these
things.

So, do you have a deal, Melanie?

Arrangement. Agreement.

So you're going to delete the video.

Yep. Pinky promise.

You're not going to call my dad.

You're not going to have any evidence.

And I'll never have to talk to you
again.

Yes.

Seems so.

Alright. Pinky promise.

How much more until you're done?

Well, this is just warming me up,
Melanie.

Let me just make sure that I've got
sufficient wood for you. Here you go,

down.

You can put it in your mouth now.

In my mouth? In your mouth.

Seriously?

Yeah, that's what you're here to do,
right?

The deal is you're going to drain my
balls.

And this will help me drain my balls.

It's the arrangement we made, right?

I didn't know this was part of it.

It's not the worst thing you've ever
done, I'm sure, is it?

It definitely is.

I

don't

know,

if you're going to do it like this, I'm
just going to have to call the cops.

No, I'm serious. I mean, it'll take me
forever to come out of this.

Just try to pretend like it's your
boyfriend's dick, huh? You've got a

boyfriend, don't you?

We've never had sex.

Well, never?

Never.

You must want to, don't you?

You fantasize about him?

No, this isn't how I want my first time
to go.

Well, I mean, don't blame me, but I
mean, here we are. So, I mean, maybe if

just... Maybe you just imagine this was
your boyfriend's cock about mine.

Might make it easier. Go ahead.

I'll be at the boss too.

We're almost done.

Oh, we're close.

Some more eye contact. That really does
it for me.

I'm supposed to be thinking about
everything.

I can't be looking at you.

I mean... Okay.

Oh.

You want to be able to fast, don't you?

Are you done?

Yeah, we're almost done. Yeah, I'm
trying to go like that.

I'm going to get another answer.

I'm almost there.

I'm going to go like that.

Ah.

Hmm.

Yeah.

Ah. Hmm.

Wow.

Let's try it, Melanie.

Oh, yeah.

I'm much closer now than I was.

Oh, yeah. It won't be long now, Melanie.

You know, Melanie, every time you ask,
I've almost done it.

It kind of, like, throws me back five
steps, you know?

It makes it more difficult.

Why didn't you tell me? I thought you
were going to delete it.

Well, I said I was going to delete it
after I jerked off a few times.

You know what?

I'll take that.

Just throw yourself. There you go.

That's it.

Hold on.

Let me see. Look at the camera.

Tell the camera how much you love it.

I love it.

Oh, fuck. Yeah, like that.

It feels so great.

Oh, does it really?

No.

No, no, no. It's me. I can't stay in
character.

They don't make me come back.

Wow.

Stop them like this.

It's going to make it harder.

What are you doing? Oh my

god.

Oh, my God.

Don't make me come faster, Melanie.

Don't you want me to come faster?

I got that.

I just remember you.

We're

going to

look over. I promise.

I'm so close.

Oh, I'm still there.

You want me to come, don't you?

Give them the baptism.

Come inside me, are you?

No, of course not.