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PRESIDENT KENNEDY: {\fad(150,150)}Ask not what
your country can do for you.
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{\fad(150,150)}Ask what you can do for your country.
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PRESIDENT REAGAN:
{\fad(150,150)}Mr. Gorbachev,
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{\fad(150,150)}...tear down this wall!
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PRESIDENT FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT:
{\fad(150,150)}The only thing we have to fear...
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{\fad(150,150)}...is fear itself!
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PRESIDENT TRUMP:
"Uhh, I don't know what I said. Uhh!"
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{\fscx75\fscy75\fad(150,150)}( MAN CHANTING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE )
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{\fscx75\fscy75\fad(150,150)}( GROUP CHANTING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE )
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{\fscx75\fscy75\fad(150,150)}( BABBLING )
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{\fad(150,150)}♪ ♪
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Sheket bevakasha.
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My name Sergeant Erran Morad.
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Many people ask me,
"Erran, what the probability..."
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"...that Islamic terrorists
attack my workplace?"
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And the truthful answer is,
it not very likely,
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...only about 83 percent.
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Yalla.
Let's go.
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{\fscx75\fscy75\fad(150,150)}( ROCK MUSIC )
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{\fad(150,150)}♪ ♪
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Tell me, how did you help the president?
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Well, I was an elected
Trump delegate from Alabama,
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...so I helped elect Donald Trump
president of the U.S.
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The U.S. Supreme Court,
ruled in my favor...
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...in the case that bears my name,
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McCutcheon vs.
Federal Election Commission.
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Well, the latest case would go...
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...even further than,
Citizens United.
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REPORTER: {\fad(150,150)}What comes out
of the McCutcheon case...
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{\fad(150,150)}...could forever change the
amount of money you can donate.
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How does that not, at some
point, lead to corruption?
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I have a large concern about terrorism...
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...and the fact that terrorism
is possibly coming...
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...to the United States
more than it already has.
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What do you do when
there is a terror attack?
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I've heard, but I've never
seen it in person...
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...or, you know, been close to it.
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In America, the official response...
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...is run, hide, tell.
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In Israel,
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...it is hide,
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...infiltrate, violence.
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We adapt the office...
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– ...to be ready to hide.
– Okay.
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{\fscx75\fscy75\fad(150,150)}( DRAMATIC MUSIC )
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– The terrorist is coming!
– {\fscx75\fscy75}( BLOWS WHISTLE )
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– Bang.
– Bang.
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Good.
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Okay. Careful, your head.
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{\fscx75\fscy75\fad(150,150)}( ROCK MUSIC )
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Now I teach you,
how to make protection...
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– ...in your own office, okay?
– Yes, sir.
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You are pretending to be on the phone.
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– Are these real hands?
– No.
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They are what?
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Artificial, prosthetic,
specially designed.
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They look just like my real hands.
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– Okay.
– Hey, Zan, this is Shaun.
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Can you hurry back from Mississippi?
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We got some problems
on this control panel,
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...and I don't know...
Hold up. I'm on the phone. Bang!
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– Good.
– Makes sense.
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{\fscx75\fscy75\fad(150,150)}( DRAMATIC MUSIC )
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Do you know about magen zahav?
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No, sir.
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Magen zahav is the shield of pork.
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Have you heard of this?
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No, sir, never heard of it.
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What do the Muslim terrorist fear most?
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Uh, pork.
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The terrorist is coming here.
Show the pork.
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Pork. Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
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I love pork, though,
especially barbecue, ribs.
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Hmm.
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And there is another shield,
twice as effective...
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...because they run away.
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They are so scared of the image.
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One, two, three.
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– {\fscx75\fscy75}( BLOWS WHISTLE ){\fscx100\fscy100}
– Show the shield.
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You're a homo. You're a homo.
You're a homo.
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Okay. One more time,
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– ...both of you attacking me.
– {\fscx75\fscy75}( BLOWS WHISTLE )
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– Pork. Pork!
– You're gay! You're gay!
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– Pork! Pork!
– You're gay! You're gay!
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– Pork. Pork!
– You're gay!
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{\fscx75\fscy75\fad(150,150)}( DRAMATIC MUSIC )
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What if he come,
you have no weapon?
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What do you do?
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– Infiltrate.
– Okay.
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How do we infiltrate?
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Uh, we become one of them.
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If he come here,
you are praying.
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You turn your cubicle...
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...into a mosque...
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...so that they will believe it.
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When they see it quickly,
they believe it is a mosque.
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{\fscx75\fscy75\fad(150,150)}( DRAMATIC MUSIC )
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You have 30 second.
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– Three, two.
– {\fscx75\fscy75}( BLOWS WHISTLE )
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– Faster.
– Got to wear the hat.
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Put it on.
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{\fscx75\fscy75\fad(150,150)}( SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY )
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Put it on.
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Slippers!
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Faster!
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Genie bottle.
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Quick.
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The terrorist is coming. Bang!
You hear banging.
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{\fscx75\fscy75\fad(150,150)}( PLAYS SOUR NOTES ON RECORDER )
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What are you doing?
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– Playing the flute.
– Why?
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Uh, raise the snake.
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– You are Muslim?
– Yes, sir.
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– What is your name?
– Abdul.
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What did you just eat?
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– Hummus.
– Good.
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This is the method,
hide, infiltrate, violence.
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H.I.V.
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Okay.
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I did not invent HIV.
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It was given to me...
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...by my instructor,
who is now dead.
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When I give you the HIV,
I want you to spread it, okay?
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Yes, sir.
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You promise to give HIV to your friends?
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Yes, sir, the ones that can handle it.
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I want you to be prepared.
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I want you to be HIV-positive, okay?
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Okay.
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{\fscx75\fscy75\fad(150,150)}( GROUP CHANTING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE )
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CAIN-N'DEGEOCELLO:
{\fad(150,150)}I'm Dr. Nira Cain-N'Degeocello,
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{\fad(150,150)}...and I believe that the world's
most dangerous chemical weapon...
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{\fad(150,150)}...is testosterone.
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{\fad(150,150)}Two weeks after the election was stolen...
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{\fad(150,150)}...from President Hillary Clinton,
I managed to get out of bed.
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{\fad(150,150)}I've been cycling through
our fractured nation,
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{\fad(150,150)}...listening respectfully without prejudice,
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{\fad(150,150)}...to ignorant, racist Republicans...
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{\fad(150,150)}...with the hope of changing
their childish views...
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{\fad(150,150)}...to try and heal the divide.
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{\fad(150,150)}♪ ♪
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{\fad(150,150)}I was struggling to get inside the mind...
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{\fad(150,150)}...of the adult Trump voter.
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{\fad(150,150)}So, today, I'm meeting with
a notable conservative...
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{\fad(150,150)}...to understand his views on pornography.
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Hi. My name's David Pyne,
Salt Lake City, Utah.
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This is so wonderful to meet you,
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...and I really think this
is important and pleasurable.
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− Absolutely.
− Yeah.
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From my perspective,
I-I would be happier,
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...more comfortable, going back to,
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...for example, prayer in schools,
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...more local control of schools,
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...maybe abstinence-only sex education...
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– Yeah.
– ...to focus on helping kids...
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...teenage kids realize that,
the benefits of staying...
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...staying chaste, until marriage.
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Children and pornography...
This is currently a big issue.
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Do you agree with that?
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Oh, absolutely, yeah.
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I can't always be alongside my children...
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...when they watch pornography.
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Can you?
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No, and that's why, uh...
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That's why I'm saying there
needs to be more controls.
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I mean, in my perfect world,
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I would love to criminalize
hard-core Internet pornography.
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I would actually go further
and say if we want...
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...to keep it legal for adults,
let's have an opt-in.
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And the opt-in would create a database,
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...and the database would...would add...
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...that person's name in the database, so...
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– Of masturbators.
– So... Well, yes.
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− And...
− So it would be a masturbation database.
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You could call it that.
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I adore children. I love children.
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And I use...
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...the Latin word "love," "-phile";
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"...children," "pedo-."
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So, I am a pedophile,
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...in that I love children,
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...and I've reclaimed that word,
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...because it's been stolen by the abusers.
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I love children.
I am a proud pedophile.
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I am a pedophile.
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− I think, uh...
− Are you a pedophile?
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I am not a pedophile.
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So you do not love children?
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I love children.
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We are a couple of pedophiles.
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− We should be proud of that.
− I am not a pedophile.
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Can we both, at least, sit here today...
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...and say that we are both, proud pedophiles?
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Absolutely not.
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At what age do you believe
that it is acceptable for a child...
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...to view any form of pornography?
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Well, my pedophile friend,
I would say 11 or 12.
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Don't call me that.
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− No, but...
− I am not a pedophile.
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I was merely saying that we
both have respect for children,
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...and as you know,
I'm trying to reclaim that word.
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− Okay.
− So that was a term of respect,
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...by calling you my pedophile friend.
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I disagree with...
with that definition,
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...and I am offended if you
use it, in relation to me.
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If there was a register that
I could sign up to to, uh...
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Then I would happily do that.
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Well, there probably is.
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Oh, well, we know,
myself and Naomi, my partner...
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Is...Is Naomi, um, a male or a female?
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She identifies as a female.
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Okay. Is she physically female?
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She has, um,
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...a round vagina.
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Um...
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So she doesn't have male genitalia?
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She has no phallus.
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– She has nipples...
– Okay.
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...although they are attached to swollen,
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− ...uh, mammaries.
− Okay.
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And she has pubic hair...
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...that is, unkempt and, uh...
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That's more detail than I require.
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− Oh.
− Yeah.
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{\fscx75\fscy75\fad(150,150)}( ANNOUNCER SPEAKING ITALIAN )
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has handled heads of state.
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We've got quite a few billionaires.
241
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− Who?
− Some of the largest yachts in the world are built...
242
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...by a company named Lurssen.
243
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− Sure.
− In Germany.
244
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And those are ranging from
$200 million to $300 million.
245
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I'm not gonna be covering all the costs.
246
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Okay.
247
00:11:00,105 --> 00:11:02,814
So, there's...
there's gonna be a co-owner,
248
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...although not officially on the boat.
249
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Mm-hmm.
250
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I can't say his name, but, um...
251
00:11:09,605 --> 00:11:12,772
...he would be very "Assad"
if I told you his name.
252
00:11:12,856 --> 00:11:16,105
You know, he's a very
"Syria"-s guy, you know?
253
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So, this guy, I've done business with him.
254
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− So is that okay?
− Mm-hmm. Yeah.
255
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I don't have a problem with it.
256
00:11:22,105 --> 00:11:24,230
And it's much better you deal
with me than with Assad.
257
00:11:24,313 --> 00:11:27,355
So, let's talk about
the security of the boat...
258
00:11:27,439 --> 00:11:31,147
...what kind of military hardware
we could have on the boat.
259
00:11:31,230 --> 00:11:33,063
If you can think of it, they can do it.
260
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Oh, beautiful.
261
00:11:34,564 --> 00:11:36,856
{\fscx75\fscy75\fad(150,150)}( CONVERSING IN ITALIAN )
262
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Listen.
263
00:11:39,981 --> 00:11:43,147
He's a persecuted man, this guy, you know?
264
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And he's very paranoid.
265
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− Of course.
− He's paranoid.
266
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You can have a helicopter hangar.
267
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You can have a safe room.
268
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− Antiaircraft.
− Antiaircraft.
269
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− Guns or something like that.
− Guns and...
270
00:11:53,939 --> 00:11:56,147
But you could also have it discreet,
271
00:11:56,230 --> 00:11:58,605
...where you see the boat go by,
you'd never know.
272
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I mean, let's talk about
the Syrian refugees...
273
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...in the Mediterranean.
274
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What I don't want is that one
of the dinghies capsize...
275
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...if 50 of them are in the water,
276
00:12:07,647 --> 00:12:09,439
...and they're...they're
trying to come on the...
277
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− No, that won't happen.
− How do I stop that?
278
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I mean, could you put
electricity in the water?
279
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Yeah. You could.
280
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'Cause those guys are drowning
anyway in the Mediterranean.
281
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No one cares.
282
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You've got, guns on board.
283
00:12:19,731 --> 00:12:21,439
Sure. And you can shoot them and get...
284
00:12:21,522 --> 00:12:24,814
I mean, let's say we're in
a place where no one can see.
285
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And people don't know about it.
286
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− Then, fine, yes.
− Okay.
287
00:12:27,522 --> 00:12:31,022
What about a flammable liquid
or something like that?
288
00:12:31,105 --> 00:12:33,230
Can you put that in there?
289
00:12:35,605 --> 00:12:37,063
Yeah.
290
00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:38,605
These guys, they like
to have a lot of girls.
291
00:12:38,689 --> 00:12:40,439
Is it possible to have
a quarters for the girls?
292
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Absolutely.
293
00:12:42,147 --> 00:12:43,731
But ones where we can put
quite a lot in, you know.
294
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You can do anything you want.
295
00:12:45,313 --> 00:12:47,856
Sure, but let's say that
I'm just shipping the girls in...
296
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...from Eastern Europe into Damascus.
297
00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:53,856
You know, how much
of the merchandise can I ship?
298
00:12:55,856 --> 00:12:58,731
All right. So, now you're
looking at... As a... As a...
299
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And you're actually moving humans?
300
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,498
Yeah, I mean, they're girls, you know?
301
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− They're humans, yeah. So, let's say we...
− Yeah.
302
00:13:03,981 --> 00:13:05,605
You can put ten in a room if you want.
303
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Put 20 in a room if you want.
304
00:13:07,397 --> 00:13:09,939
− 20? What, by stacking them up in a...
− Yeah.
305
00:13:10,022 --> 00:13:11,439
I mean, could we do
more than 20 in a room?
306
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Yeah, 30 per room.
307
00:13:13,105 --> 00:13:15,105
– We could have a 30-per-room, okay.
– Yeah.
308
00:13:15,188 --> 00:13:16,939
If they want it, and they want
to write the check for it,
309
00:13:17,022 --> 00:13:18,022
...it can be done.
310
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{\fscx75\fscy75\fad(150,150)}( SPEAKING ITALIAN )
311
00:13:22,939 --> 00:13:24,689
What else? I mean, in terms of...
312
00:13:24,772 --> 00:13:26,105
What about the designers?
313
00:13:26,188 --> 00:13:29,230
Let's say I want to offer
a different suite...
314
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...designed by a famous designer.
315
00:13:30,689 --> 00:13:32,063
– Is that possible?
– Yeah.
316
00:13:32,147 --> 00:13:34,480
You know, but I wanted
the boat to be beautiful.
317
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:35,814
{\fscx75\fscy75\fad(150,150)}( SPEAKING ITALIAN )
318
00:13:35,897 --> 00:13:37,522
− Okay, si, si, si, si.
− Yeah.
319
00:13:37,605 --> 00:13:39,564
You could.
320
00:13:39,647 --> 00:13:41,814
But, um... what...
321
00:13:41,897 --> 00:13:43,981
{\fscx75\fscy75\fad(150,150)}( CONVERSING IN ITALIAN )
322
00:13:45,605 --> 00:13:48,355
But, uh, so, what...
Who could be a designer?
323
00:13:48,439 --> 00:13:51,063
{\fscx75\fscy75\fad(150,150)}( SPEAKING ITALIAN )
324
00:13:51,147 --> 00:13:52,605
You're gonna have to abide...
325
00:13:52,689 --> 00:13:55,439
...by a certain structural classification.
326
00:13:55,522 --> 00:13:58,814
I want a design that is, uh...
327
00:13:58,897 --> 00:14:00,731
...you know, gonna last,
but be beautiful.
328
00:14:00,814 --> 00:14:04,063
I want people to come
onto the boat and say,
329
00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:06,605
"This boat is a beautiful boat."
330
00:14:06,689 --> 00:14:09,355
And the Lurssen, they have a good quality?
331
00:14:09,439 --> 00:14:10,564
The best.
332
00:14:10,647 --> 00:14:13,355
− There’s only maybe...
− (SPEAKING ITALIAN)
333
00:14:13,439 --> 00:14:14,731
...eight or nine builders...
334
00:14:14,814 --> 00:14:16,939
...that can achieve that,
on the world.
335
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:19,439
Because I need to really (SPEAKING ITALIAN)
336
00:14:19,522 --> 00:14:20,897
{\fscx75\fscy75\fad(150,150)}( SPEAKING ITALIAN )
337
00:14:20,981 --> 00:14:23,355
{\fscx75\fscy75\fad(150,150)}( SPEAKING ITALIAN )
338
00:14:23,439 --> 00:14:25,731
Because I need to really, really...
339
00:14:25,814 --> 00:14:28,814
...to not, uh, divulge any of the...
340
00:14:28,897 --> 00:14:31,313
...if I give you my assets.
341
00:14:31,397 --> 00:14:33,397
Then if you know about the assets,
342
00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:36,022
– ...then I don't want you telling other people.
– {\fscx75\fscy75}( SNEEZES )
343
00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:41,313
With this thing, would we found out...
344
00:14:41,397 --> 00:14:43,897
We did an audit.
345
00:14:43,981 --> 00:14:45,689
It cost a lot of money for us,
346
00:14:45,772 --> 00:14:48,856
– ...but we found it was worth it.
– Mm-hmm.
347
00:14:48,939 --> 00:14:50,397
Do you mind if we do an audit?
348
00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:53,439
I wouldn't mind,
but that depends on the yard now.
349
00:14:53,522 --> 00:14:56,689
'Cause they're gonna contract
and we have a build contract.
350
00:14:56,772 --> 00:14:59,147
And it states it'll be...
351
00:14:59,230 --> 00:15:00,731
It'll state everything
that's going to happen,
352
00:15:00,814 --> 00:15:02,397
...the pricing and such.
353
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,439
{\fscx75\fscy75\fad(150,150)}( SPEAKING ITALIAN )
354
00:15:04,522 --> 00:15:05,605
Si.
355
00:15:05,689 --> 00:15:09,313
And the...
356
00:15:09,397 --> 00:15:13,522
How will I know the quality
of your work is up to scratch?
357
00:15:13,605 --> 00:15:16,355
Well, time and delivery.
358
00:15:16,439 --> 00:15:17,814
Si.
359
00:15:17,897 --> 00:15:21,188
And how do you deal
with confidentia-a-lity?
360
00:15:21,272 --> 00:15:23,397
The NDAs are going all over the place.
361
00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:24,939
So, um...
362
00:15:25,022 --> 00:15:27,814
{\fscx75\fscy75\fad(150,150)}( GRUNTING )
363
00:15:27,897 --> 00:15:31,439
{\fscx75\fscy75\fad(150,150)}( MOANING )
364
00:15:31,522 --> 00:15:34,105
Finito. I like to have fun.
365
00:15:34,188 --> 00:15:35,665
– Gio likes to have fun.
– I-I can see that.
366
00:15:35,689 --> 00:15:38,981
Because I work too hard to not have fun.
367
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:43,188
− Understand.
− You know, I very enjoy.
368
00:15:43,272 --> 00:15:45,981
{\fscx75\fscy75\fad(150,150)}( MAN CHANTING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE )
369
00:15:46,063 --> 00:15:53,647
{\fad(150,150)}♪ ♪
370
00:15:53,731 --> 00:15:55,814
{\fscx75\fscy75\fad(150,150)}( SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE )
371
00:15:55,897 --> 00:15:57,731
Hello, people.
372
00:15:57,814 --> 00:16:01,772
It's me, OMGWhizzBoyOMG.
373
00:16:01,856 --> 00:16:04,731
Dab, dab. Jazz hands.
374
00:16:04,814 --> 00:16:07,397
And, today, I've got a special guest.
375
00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:09,313
It's not just me unboxing.
376
00:16:09,397 --> 00:16:12,439
No, I'm with Sheriff Joe Arpaio.
377
00:16:12,522 --> 00:16:14,063
Ah.
378
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:18,439
And he is the toughest sheriff in America.
379
00:16:18,522 --> 00:16:21,188
{\fad(150,150)}The tent city that you
would house detainees in,
380
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:23,313
{\fad(150,150)}...which you yourself called
a concentration camp.
381
00:16:23,397 --> 00:16:24,897
I already have a concentration camp.
382
00:16:24,981 --> 00:16:26,647
It's called Tent City.
383
00:16:26,731 --> 00:16:28,647
WOMAN: {\fad(150,150)}It's former Maricopa
County sheriff Joe Arpaio's...
384
00:16:28,731 --> 00:16:30,397
{\fad(150,150)}...own words on immigration...
385
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:32,814
{\fad(150,150)}...that now have him
convicted of a federal crime.
386
00:16:32,897 --> 00:16:36,230
I stand by my pardon of Sheriff Joe.
387
00:16:36,313 --> 00:16:38,605
Really, really OMG to meet you.
388
00:16:38,689 --> 00:16:40,564
Well, great to meet you.
389
00:16:40,647 --> 00:16:42,355
− Everybody!
− Oh. Wow.
390
00:16:42,439 --> 00:16:45,147
So amazing week! Look at this!
391
00:16:45,230 --> 00:16:48,439
We are unboxing Shopkins World Vacation!
392
00:16:48,522 --> 00:16:51,647
{\fad(150,150)}♪ ♪
393
00:16:51,731 --> 00:16:54,147
So, I'm going to unbox this Shopkin.
394
00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:56,897
While I'm doing that,
why not tell me about...
395
00:16:56,981 --> 00:16:59,439
...what Communists are trying to do...
396
00:16:59,522 --> 00:17:02,731
...to stop people having guns?
397
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:04,647
Well, that's a big issue.
398
00:17:04,731 --> 00:17:07,856
But it's... I will say,
399
00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:11,981
...over and over again...
Guns don't kill.
400
00:17:12,063 --> 00:17:13,856
– People kill.
– OMG!
401
00:17:13,939 --> 00:17:15,313
Super-crazy!
402
00:17:15,397 --> 00:17:16,772
It's D'lish Donut.
403
00:17:16,856 --> 00:17:18,147
D'lish Donut.
404
00:17:18,230 --> 00:17:19,230
That looks good.
405
00:17:19,313 --> 00:17:22,063
{\fad(150,150)}♪ ♪
406
00:17:22,147 --> 00:17:24,647
D'lish Donut, do you want to say hello?
407
00:17:24,731 --> 00:17:28,188
– Hi.
– D'lish Donut is anti-guns.
408
00:17:28,272 --> 00:17:30,897
"I think all the guns
should be given back."
409
00:17:30,981 --> 00:17:34,230
Delicious Donut, you have
to understand, that,
410
00:17:34,313 --> 00:17:37,355
...uh, you have to follow
the Constitution and the law...
411
00:17:37,439 --> 00:17:39,147
...and allow people to have guns.
412
00:17:39,230 --> 00:17:41,188
"But I want the guns to be taken back,"
413
00:17:41,272 --> 00:17:43,147
"...because they are dangerous."
414
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:46,188
Bad guys are going to get their guns.
415
00:17:46,272 --> 00:17:48,397
And it's gonna kill you.
416
00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:52,731
I'm hoping that somebody
else in there has a gun...
417
00:17:52,814 --> 00:17:57,105
...and will shoot that person
before he shoots you.
418
00:17:57,188 --> 00:17:59,480
"Oh! Okay, then."
419
00:17:59,564 --> 00:18:01,022
"Thank you for telling me that."
420
00:18:01,105 --> 00:18:02,814
Because I like guns.
421
00:18:02,897 --> 00:18:05,605
Everybody knows I've got
a really big collection.
422
00:18:05,689 --> 00:18:08,939
I have over 43 guns.
423
00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:10,230
You have 43 guns?
424
00:18:10,313 --> 00:18:11,731
Oh, yes.
425
00:18:11,814 --> 00:18:14,605
I've been collecting them
for the upcoming race war.
426
00:18:16,647 --> 00:18:18,939
{\fad(150,150)}♪ ♪
427
00:18:19,022 --> 00:18:20,439
And so...
428
00:18:20,522 --> 00:18:22,564
{\fscx75\fscy75\fad(150,150)}( SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE )
429
00:18:35,313 --> 00:18:37,814
{\fad(150,150)}♪ ♪
430
00:18:37,897 --> 00:18:39,772
You know President "Dongle Troomp"?
431
00:18:39,856 --> 00:18:41,063
Of course I know him.
432
00:18:41,147 --> 00:18:42,772
And what's he like, Dongle Troomp?
433
00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:44,605
Great man.
434
00:18:44,689 --> 00:18:48,147
I've been with him,
introduced him,
435
00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:51,981
...from day one,
from all the campaign.
436
00:18:52,063 --> 00:18:54,689
Is Dongle Troomp very rich?
437
00:18:54,772 --> 00:18:56,355
Oh, he's got money,
438
00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:59,230
...but, you know,
he doesn't act like he's rich.
439
00:18:59,313 --> 00:19:01,063
So, do you think President Troomp...
440
00:19:01,147 --> 00:19:02,397
He's your friend.
441
00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:04,689
Do you think he might have
had a golden shower?
442
00:19:04,772 --> 00:19:06,105
Wouldn't surprise me.
443
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:07,313
Oh!
444
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:10,063
I would love to have a golden shower.
445
00:19:10,147 --> 00:19:12,397
Do you think there's any way you could get...
446
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:13,439
President Troomp...
447
00:19:13,522 --> 00:19:17,188
...to give me a golden shower?
448
00:19:17,272 --> 00:19:19,480
In Finland?
449
00:19:19,564 --> 00:19:22,272
Or in America. In Washington.
In the White "Hoose"!
450
00:19:22,355 --> 00:19:24,605
Well, I'll...I'll tell you one thing.
451
00:19:24,689 --> 00:19:28,856
If he sees this, uh,
and the way you're speaking,
452
00:19:28,939 --> 00:19:30,564
...he's gonna like you,
453
00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:34,272
...because you're... you think,
like he thinks.
454
00:19:34,355 --> 00:19:36,856
And this is very, very interesting.
455
00:19:36,939 --> 00:19:37,981
And... And let me tell you,
456
00:19:38,063 --> 00:19:42,230
I became sheriff when I was 60 years old.
457
00:19:42,313 --> 00:19:45,564
My first job was a hand job,
from my mother,
458
00:19:45,647 --> 00:19:47,897
...and it was newspapers.
459
00:19:47,981 --> 00:19:50,689
What was your first hand job?
460
00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:52,772
So, let me say this.
461
00:19:52,856 --> 00:19:54,188
Me.
462
00:19:54,272 --> 00:19:56,897
Whatever I did in my life,
463
00:19:56,981 --> 00:19:59,647
I always did that extra.
464
00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:01,814
It gets me in trouble sometimes.
465
00:20:01,897 --> 00:20:05,522
You wanted to give the best,
hand job possible.
466
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,022
Extra, sometimes.
467
00:20:07,105 --> 00:20:08,355
Oh!
468
00:20:08,439 --> 00:20:11,939
So if Dongle Troomp,
calls you up after this...
469
00:20:12,022 --> 00:20:15,230
...and says,
"Sheriff Joe,"
470
00:20:15,313 --> 00:20:19,856
"I want to offer you,
an amazing blowjob,"
471
00:20:19,939 --> 00:20:22,230
...would you say yes?
472
00:20:22,313 --> 00:20:25,147
I may have to say yes.
473
00:20:25,230 --> 00:20:29,939
{\fad(150,150)}♪ ♪
474
00:20:30,022 --> 00:20:31,522
I know there are a lot of children...
475
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:34,313
...who have been traumatized,
by seeing pornography.
476
00:20:34,397 --> 00:20:37,188
To combat that,
I've actually written a book.
477
00:20:37,272 --> 00:20:38,397
It's a work in progress.
478
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,230
− I'd love to show it to you.
− Excellent.
479
00:20:40,313 --> 00:20:42,939
It’s called "Flopsy
Finds a Funny Picture."
480
00:20:43,022 --> 00:20:44,522
And I'll read a little bit, if I may.
481
00:20:44,605 --> 00:20:47,480
"Flopsy found a funny picture
while playing today."
482
00:20:47,564 --> 00:20:49,772
"It looked like a mommy
and daddy wrestling."
483
00:20:49,856 --> 00:20:52,731
"So they decided to talk to Mommy."
484
00:20:52,814 --> 00:20:54,147
"'Mommy, what are these rabbits..."
485
00:20:54,230 --> 00:20:55,480
"...doing with their down theres"?
486
00:20:55,564 --> 00:20:57,272
"'Oh, my!' said Mommy Rabbit."
487
00:20:57,355 --> 00:20:59,397
"We better have a talk
in the learning nook."
488
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:00,981
− So, I'll continue.
− Okay.
489
00:21:01,063 --> 00:21:02,564
"Sometimes'" they tell their child,
490
00:21:02,647 --> 00:21:04,355
"...people look at pictures
like the ones you saw..."
491
00:21:04,439 --> 00:21:06,480
"...to receive gratification."
492
00:21:06,564 --> 00:21:09,981
"It is called self-stimulating"
or "masturbating."
493
00:21:10,063 --> 00:21:12,480
I think that, uh...
494
00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:15,397
...this book's a little bit too much,
uh, for me.
495
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,022
In what way? The colors?
496
00:21:17,105 --> 00:21:19,981
Well, we don't have to show, um,
497
00:21:20,063 --> 00:21:23,313
...a picture of an animal
with sex toys on the bed...
498
00:21:23,397 --> 00:21:26,731
...the bedroom table,
uh, or an Internet,
499
00:21:26,814 --> 00:21:28,188
...uh, computer monitor...
500
00:21:28,272 --> 00:21:31,689
...showing, uh,
rabbit breasts.
501
00:21:31,772 --> 00:21:33,689
Oh, these are good notes. Yeah.
502
00:21:33,772 --> 00:21:35,105
Well, if I may continue.
503
00:21:35,188 --> 00:21:37,731
So, other times, the mother said,
504
00:21:37,814 --> 00:21:40,772
"Lady rabbits make love to, man rabbits..."
505
00:21:40,856 --> 00:21:44,230
"...just to get 50 bucks
to feed their carrot habit."
506
00:21:44,313 --> 00:21:48,397
And I-I have to be honest,
I have issues with this image.
507
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:50,689
− Mm-hmm.
− I mean, what's going on here?
508
00:21:50,772 --> 00:21:53,022
That should be recycled.
509
00:21:53,105 --> 00:21:57,188
I have no issue with, uh,
the recycle bags, personally.
510
00:21:57,272 --> 00:21:59,355
Um... I understand why you would.
511
00:21:59,439 --> 00:22:01,147
"Daddy said, 'Do you have
any other questions?"
512
00:22:01,230 --> 00:22:03,022
"Flopsy's ears perked up."
513
00:22:03,105 --> 00:22:07,147
"I still don't know what is bukkake."
514
00:22:07,230 --> 00:22:09,355
"I think it's best if you see
for yourself, ' said Daddy."
515
00:22:09,439 --> 00:22:12,522
"I'll invite in Todd, Jordan,
and Dan from across the street."
516
00:22:12,605 --> 00:22:14,397
"This way, I can teach
you all about Japan..."
517
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:17,731
"...and the rights of females
to enjoy themselves."
518
00:22:17,814 --> 00:22:20,522
And we have a bukkake party.
519
00:22:20,605 --> 00:22:23,105
With the child...
520
00:22:23,188 --> 00:22:25,480
– ...present or not present?
– The... The children are present.
521
00:22:25,564 --> 00:22:27,897
The children are present,
and she's engaging...
522
00:22:27,981 --> 00:22:31,439
...in sexual acts with more
than one male rabbit.
523
00:22:31,522 --> 00:22:33,188
Well, it is a bukkake party, which is...
524
00:22:33,272 --> 00:22:35,188
I don't know...
I don't know what that is.
525
00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:37,397
Since you've helped me so much...
526
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:40,063
...and you've given me so many comments,
527
00:22:40,147 --> 00:22:42,981
I would like to add you
as a co-author of this book.
528
00:22:43,063 --> 00:22:44,647
No. Absolutely...
529
00:22:44,731 --> 00:22:46,439
You do... You do not have
my permission to do that.
530
00:22:46,522 --> 00:22:48,397
I will add you as a co-author.
I will not accept that,
531
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:50,856
...and I will...
I promise to sue you if you do.
532
00:22:50,939 --> 00:22:55,397
I want to open up and tell
you a personal experience...
533
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,230
...to do with me and my children.
534
00:22:57,313 --> 00:23:01,480
I recently walked in
on my son, Harvey Milk,
535
00:23:01,564 --> 00:23:05,022
...looking at pornographic
images on the Internet,
536
00:23:05,105 --> 00:23:06,355
...and it was very troubling.
537
00:23:06,439 --> 00:23:07,897
And how old was...
was your son at that time?
538
00:23:07,981 --> 00:23:09,981
− Uh, 12.
− Okay.
539
00:23:10,063 --> 00:23:13,022
And I knew that he had been masturbating.
540
00:23:13,105 --> 00:23:14,939
I said, "Son,"
541
00:23:15,022 --> 00:23:18,689
"I am going to stay here,
right in this room,"
542
00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:21,480
"...until you have masturbated..."
543
00:23:21,564 --> 00:23:24,522
"...to every single image..."
544
00:23:24,605 --> 00:23:26,981
"...on that website."
545
00:23:27,063 --> 00:23:29,355
Now, what I did not know...
546
00:23:29,439 --> 00:23:33,272
...was that there were, 58,000 images...
547
00:23:33,355 --> 00:23:34,814
...and videos on that website.
548
00:23:34,897 --> 00:23:37,313
And I tried to maintain eye contact...
549
00:23:37,397 --> 00:23:39,522
...throughout the whole process,
550
00:23:39,605 --> 00:23:42,188
...because I wanted it to
be a teachable moment.
551
00:23:42,272 --> 00:23:45,355
Two days later, he was exhausted.
552
00:23:45,439 --> 00:23:48,814
He was extremely raw and dehydrated,
553
00:23:48,897 --> 00:23:53,230
...both from not drinking enough
and from the weeping.
554
00:23:53,313 --> 00:23:54,939
The positive thing for me is,
555
00:23:55,022 --> 00:23:58,689
...whenever I bring up, pornography,
556
00:23:58,772 --> 00:24:01,522
...he shudders.
557
00:24:01,605 --> 00:24:04,480
Uh, if your son has been
scared off of pornography,
558
00:24:04,564 --> 00:24:07,772
...that is certainly a positive outcome.
559
00:24:07,856 --> 00:24:10,355
Um, not saying that I would have,
560
00:24:10,439 --> 00:24:13,022
...uh, used the same teaching method.
561
00:24:13,105 --> 00:24:17,522
I want to thank you.
I want to say thank you.
562
00:24:17,605 --> 00:24:21,439
It's been great here, sitting
with my, uh, fellow pedophile...
563
00:24:21,522 --> 00:24:23,647
− ...and co-author...
− Uh, no, no.
564
00:24:23,731 --> 00:24:25,022
Absolutely not. I'm...
565
00:24:25,105 --> 00:24:28,105
First of all, you are not
to make me a co-author,
566
00:24:28,188 --> 00:24:30,897
...or I will have to file
a lawsuit immediately.
567
00:24:30,981 --> 00:24:33,147
I will not have my name, associated...
568
00:24:33,230 --> 00:24:35,105
...with any of your book
projects that you've...
569
00:24:35,188 --> 00:24:38,731
...you have brought forward
and presented today.
570
00:24:38,814 --> 00:24:41,147
And if you do that,
I will be extremely offended,
571
00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:43,105
I will be extremely hurt,
572
00:24:43,188 --> 00:24:45,689
...and I will be extremely triggered, by you.
573
00:24:45,772 --> 00:24:48,272
You have caused me to have
more negative energy...
574
00:24:48,355 --> 00:24:52,022
...than I've ever had,
based on that behavior,
575
00:24:52,105 --> 00:24:54,814
...and it's unacceptable, and it's hurtful,
576
00:24:54,897 --> 00:24:56,647
...and offensive beyond words.
577
00:24:56,731 --> 00:25:00,439
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