Original subtitles

(loud rumbling)

(woman groaning)

- [Woman] No.

- [Man] It's all right.

- [Woman] Chris.

- [Chris] Now stop, it's okay.

- [Woman] No, what if I get pregnant?

Chris, you didn't?

You didn't stop!

(loud thundering)

(phone ringing)

- [Chris] Hello?

- [Woman] Hello, Chris?

- [Chris] Hi, how are you?

- [Woman] I've been calling you all week,

you haven't answered.

Your mom said you weren't home.

- [Chris] Yeah, I've been at school and practice and...

- [Woman] Well why haven't you been over to see me?

- [Chris] Maggie, my dad's going to that convention

in Seattle and I'm gonna go.

- [Maggie] You can't leave now!

Chris, I want to tell you something.

Chris!

I'm gonna have a baby.

- [Chris] What are you gonna do about it?

- [Maggie] I thought we'd get married.

(man laughing)

("You Can't Get Here from Here" by Potliquor)

- Hey you!

(woman gasping)

What the hell do you think you're doing there?

What the hell do you think you're doing here?

- I'm waiting for...

- Look, this is my spot!

I've been here all day, man it's hot as hell here.

- You're telling me.

- Well?

- I'm waiting for a ride, what do you think I'm doing?

- How long you been hitching anyway?

Ain't you got no manners?

This is my spot, I was here first.

The next ride is mine, so you take your ass

and get on down that road.

- Okay, (mumbles).

What you eating?

- Fig Newtons.

- I haven't had anything to eat all day.

I didn't even have any breakfast.

- [Woman] Tough.

- Well maybe I could buy some off you.

- What will you give me?

- [Maggie] 50 cents.

(woman laughing)

- 50 cents, no shit.

What do you think this is, Safeway?

It'll cost you a buck.

- Forget it.

- That's cool.

Here.

- Thanks.

- Hey, why don't you sit down?

How long you been hitchin'?

- [Maggie] Long enough.

- Where you goin'?

- [Maggie] LA, where you going?

- Just a friend of mine, he's got a ranch.

- Yeah, what kind of ranch?

- Sort of like a guest ranch, very exclusive joint.

Hey kid, here comes a car, why don't you try it.

- Thanks.

Hey, we need a ride!

Come on, it's hot out here.

- If Benson were here,

we wouldn't be sitting out in this dirt.

- Who's Benson?

- My friend with the ranch.

Here comes another one.

Hey kid, have a nice day.

- Hey, well wait for me!

Hey, my money!

Hey, you took my money, hey!

(light solemn music)

♪ Where I come from

♪ People run from any someone who looks like me

♪ Like a possum in a sweet (mumbles)

♪ Come down from my family tree

♪ To sing a song of sadness, to sing a song of woe

♪ Hard luck seems to be right there everywhere I go

♪ I've been a road bum

♪ I've used my thumb, it brung me here from misery

♪ I picked and sung some

♪ And I strung some of the same old hum drum melody

- Hi, you need a ride?

- Sure do.

(tin clanking)

- What's with all that crap?

Get that stuff out of my truck, gal.

- I'm saving these cans,

I can get a half a cent for each one of them.

- A half a cent, gee.

Look, here's a quarter, now will you get rid of them.

- Thanks for the quarter, but I think I'll keep

them just the same.

I need all the extra money I can get.

- Gee, what a kooky gal.

By the way, what good are those sunglasses?

- They're for partly sunny days.

(people laughing)

- Have you had supper?

- No.

- Well say, if I were to buy you supper,

you think you might get rid of those cans?

- Depends on where we eat.

(man laughing)

- Good enough.

- [Maggie] Is this your truck?

- [Man] No, I just drive it.

- [Maggie] You drive it all around the country?

- [Man] Ah sometimes, some days I own a Cadillac,

like that one.

- [Maggie] Someday I hope I just get a car.

- Yeah, we all got dreams, don't we?

(tin clanking)

(engines revving)

A couple of hamburgers, french fries?

And coffee. (light fun music)

- And I'd like a piece of that pecan pie

and a glass of milk while I'm waiting.

- [Woman] Oh, okay.

- Where you headed?

- Los Angeles.

- You got relatives there?

Friends?

- Nope, just wanna go.

(light fun rock music)

- How's the pie?

- Great.

- How long you been on the road?

- About a week.

- It's been about that long since you've eaten too,

hasn't it?

- No, I ate yesterday but it wasn't very much.

- Oh, what did you have?

- Fig Newton.

- Oh, Fig Newton yesterday.

I bet you haven't eaten today until now.

- Nope.

- How come a good lookin' chick like you

did such a stupid thing.

- Because I don't have any money.

♪ And I've played around

♪ I got dressed and really did the town

♪ I've lived it up, and I can't live it down.

- What would you be willing to give,

you know, for a couple of extra bucks?

- I don't have anything to give.

♪ I thought I wanted to be free

♪ Sometimes you (mumbles) for the things you do.

- Well?

- How much would you give me?

- I told you, a couple of bucks.

Okay, five.

- 10.

- You must think you're all ready in LA.

♪ Although he always understood

♪ When someone called me from a bar

♪ And he forgave me when nobody should

I tell you what I'm gonna...

I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.

I'll give you five dollars now,

and then I'll take you all the way to Palm Desert,

now that just 100 miles outside of LA.

Guess that will do you?

- Okay, but I want the money now.

- You're gonna do okay in LA.

(fun country music)

♪ I've lived it up and I can't live it down

♪ I've played around

♪ I got dressed and really did the town

♪ I've lived it up and I can't live it down

- Listen, while you get the check, I wanna freshen up.

♪ What kind of man what women dream of

♪ That's why I had to move away

- Miss?

♪ I wasn't busy chasing (mumbles)

Can I have my check please?

♪ I've lived it up and I can't live it down

♪ I've played around

♪ I got dressed and really did the town

♪ I've lived it up, and I can't live it down

(woman screaming)

Where the hell do you think you're going?

I'll take that.

- Listen Mister, I was just...

You got your money back, no harm done.

(woman screaming)

No!

(cloth ripping)

- A deal's a deal, shut up!

If you make any sound I'm gonna break your god damn neck,

you hear me?

Now shut up!

(woman screaming) (man grunting)

(woman sobbing)

(solemn slow music)

Get out!

- What about my money?

- Tell you what I'll do, I'll send it to you in LA.

Don't ever make a deal that you can't come through with!

Get out!

(woman screaming)

(slow solemn music)

(woman sobbing) (engine revving)

(tin clanking)

- [Man] How about it Mary Lou?

- How about what?

- A date tonight.

- Well what you wanna do?

- You can come over to my place.

- I'm tired of coming over to your place.

- Don't you have a good time?

- Yeah, but we're always over at your apartment.

- What's more fun than coming over to my place?

(light rhythmic music)

- Nothing, but that's all you ever wanna do.

I wanna go to a show or something.

Bob?

- Okay, okay.

- Stop it, someone will see you!

- Listen, I'll talk to you later.

I got some trouble over there.

(fast exciting music)

♪ Benson was a young man, he had a boyish grin

♪ He had a Christian habit though of taking people in

Hey, what do you think you're doing?

♪ Maggie was a young girl, lookin' for a ride

♪ She stumbled in the market and

♪ The clerk chased her outside, look out Maggie

(woman screaming)

Oh boy, man are you in some kind of trouble.

- Don't, please don't turn me in.

I was just hungry.

- Well there's other ways of getting food than stealing it.

- Nothin' I can do to convince you won't turn me in.

- If you weren't so damn dirty.

- I'm not dirty.

- When's the last time you took a shower.

- Have you got a shower?

(exciting fun music)

(man yelling)

- Hey, you goin' my way?

♪ Benson was a rounder, he drove an old tin can

♪ He seen this Maggie running

♪ And he saved her from a man, look out Benson

♪ She'll get you if she can

♪ Look out Maggie, the law is after your old man

(people laughing)

- What time's that movie tonight?

- Ooh, about 8:00.

- [Maggie] It's really far out.

- [Benson] Yeah, but the rent's right.

(people laughing)

♪ Benson was a scoundrel with whiskers on his chin

♪ Maggie had no place to go, so Benson took her in

♪ Look out Benson, she'll get you if she can

♪ Look out Maggie, the law is after your old man

(exciting country music)

♪ Benson was an outlaw, he lived out in the sticks

♪ He kept five evil women there, and Maggie made him six

♪ Look out Benson, she'll get you if she can

♪ Look out Maggie, the law is after your old man

♪ Look out Maggie, another woman on that man

- [Woman] Hey Benson!

- How you doin'?

- I beat you home.

How'd you do?

- Not too bad, got some groceries,

found that old mutt and a screwed up chick.

- Hey, that's that flipped out chick

I was telling you about.

Oh man, where'd he pick you up?

(intense slow music) - You, my ring!

(women screaming)

Give me my ring!

Bitch!

- Get her!

(woman screaming)

- [Maggie] Give it to me!

(fun exciting music)

♪ Lookout Maggie, another woman wants that man.

- Okay Diane, she's bleeding.

She's bleeding.

Get her Benson!

(fun country music) ♪ Look out Maggie.

- You all right?

- I don't know.

- Where do you hurt?

- My stomach.

- What's the matter?

- I'm pregnant.

- Jesus Christ.

- [Woman] My God, she's having a miscarriage.

She's really bleeding.

- [Benson] Get out of my way!

- Why'd you have to kick her so hard for?

- Oh, shut up.

- Here, put over here, I'll get the (mumbles).

- You can't put her in that pile of crap.

You want her to get an infection and die?

I'm putting her over here.

- That's our bed.

- So?

- What the hell you puttin' her in our bed for?

- Because that's where I want her.

- Does it hurt much?

- Not as much as it did.

- What's with you anyway?

You pick up some chick you've never seen before,

and first thing you know, she's in our bed.

- Look, Maggie has got life in her baby and you don't.

Now Maggie is gonna be one of our sisters now,

and I want you to treat her like one of our sisters.

Do you understand me?

(woman laughing)

All right Brooke, you take care of her,

the rest of you get out of here.

Come on, let's give her some peace, come on.

- You know, you're really lucky Benson picked you up.

He doesn't pick up just everybody.

Oh gee honey, I'm really sorry Diane kicked you so hard.

She's really a rough chick.

Why did you jump on her like that?

- I hate her.

You don't know what she's done to me.

She took everything I had, even Chris's ring,

and she was wearing it around her neck like that

and I just couldn't take it.

(woman sobbing lightly)

If it hadn't been for her stealing everything,

all of those things would've never happened to me,

even this.

- How far along are you?

- Guess I'm about three months.

- You guess?

- There's no doubt about it now,

but I kept thinking it would go away, you know?

I really believed if I didn't think I was pregnant

it would disappear.

- Things like that just don't disappear.

What about your folks, do they know?

What about the boy, did you tell him?

- Yeah, he just asked how I knew it was his.

And then I heard he left town.

- My God, is that why you left home?

- Partly, my mom and I get along okay,

but my dad, he just doesn't understand me at all.

- When are we goin' to LA?

- [Benson] When we get the bus.

- And when is that gonna be?

- [Benson] I don't know, pretty soon.

- Where are we workin' tomorrow?

- You and Brooke work the North Valley area.

Karen and Jenks work the (mumbles).

- Yeah, and where are you gonna work?

- [Benson] I'm gonna stay here and take care of Maggie.

- Look Benson, I didn't join this happy family

to work my ass off,

where you play nursemaid to some screwed up chick.

- Benson, Benson!

Look, we gotta do something, Maggie's gettin' worse.

Look, she's really bleeding bad.

Suppose she dies.

- What are you so concerned about Brooke?

- We gotta get a doctor.

- You know, bringing a doctor out here

might cause a lot of trouble.

- That's for sure, you know, that kid's underage.

Her folks are looking for her, and the cops,

and everybody else.

- Well I don't give a shit.

Look, we can't just let her lay there and

bleed to death, can we?

- What's it to you?

- [Brooke] Listen to you.

- Look Brooke, that kid means nothing to us.

We can put her in the truck, take her down the road

and drop her off someplace.

Somebody will find her.

- [Woman] Suppose they don't?

- Well that will be just too bad.

She'll have to take her chances just like the rest of us.

Where you goin', Benson?

- To get a doctor!

- Well I'm not going!

(exciting country music)

♪ Look out Benson, she'll get you if she can

♪ Look out Maggie

♪ Benson's other woman will drive a creature wild

♪ But when he looked at Maggie, he loved that woman child

♪ Look out Benson, she'll get you if she can

♪ Look out Maggie, the law is after your old man

♪ Benson was an old cow, but still he got things done

♪ If Maggie needs a doctor, he'll go and steal her one

- Well bring her in and we'll fix her up, okay?

- Look man, I just told you that she is bleeding to death.

Now are you gonna help us or not?

- Now you look, I just told you I would do it.

- Well you just went off duty doctor,

now you get up out of that chair real easily.

Now you just gotta move and keep that smile.

♪ Look out Maggie, the law is after your old man

- Yeah Maggie, you got some pretty persuasive friends.

(woman groaning)

You're right, she's hemorrhaging.

We gotta get her back to the hospital.

- [Benson] We ain't goin' to no hospital.

- Look, I can't work on here, there's nothing to work with.

There's no light...

- [Benson] Hey man, I thought you were one of

those emergency doctors.

- All right, so sue me for false advertising.

- Hey man, don't give me no wise ass tongue.

- All right, do you have anything to work with?

You got any light, you got a table?

- Yeah we got a table.

Jenks, go next door and clean up that table.

All right, what else do you need?

- Hot water, and a lot of light.

- All right you got it.

Come on girls, let's go.

Brooke, help me with that light, will you?

Bring the wire over here!

(engine revving)

- [Doctor] You're gonna be all right, take it easy.

- Hey Jenks, get that fire going!

- [Woman] Whoopee, lights!

- Jenks, hurry up with that water.

- I'm coming, I'm trying to get here just as fast as I can.

- (Mumbles) you stupid freak!

Hey, where are your brains, between your legs?

- Sorry about that.

- Wash the table!

All right, we're ready.

- Okay, help me take her in the other room.

Look, you all ready may have caused an infection

in one of my patients all ready tonight,

don't do it again, okay?

You be careful with her. (woman yelling)

- [Benson] You know Diane, get in here and

give me some help.

- [Doctor] All right, where's that water?

- [Benson] Brooke, bring in that water!

- [Doctor] Sorry there's nothing for the pain,

I'll be as brief as I can.

Right here.

I need a sheet, something to cover her with,

some towels if you have them.

- [Benson] Jenks, get that sheet from next door.

(woman groaning)

Come on, let's go!

- All right, you two hold her arms down.

Here come on, hurry up.

This the best you got?

- [Benson] That's all we got.

- You don't have anything clean?

- [Benson] That's it!

- All right (mumbles), bring her down this way toward me.

Be easy with her now!

(woman groaning)

All right, a little bit more.

Bring her legs up, this leg right here.

Okay.

(woman groaning)

Okay, okay.

All right, Maggie, now you gotta push a little bit, okay?

(woman sobbing)

What's with the lights?

(light rumbling) - [Benson] Damn it!

Breathe real deep now Maggie.

(loud gasp)

Breathe again.

(woman groaning)

(loud banging)

(loud rumbling)

Hold those legs steady, come on.

Breathe real deeply.

Push Maggie, push.

- Oh no!

- Real deep.

(woman screaming)

- All right Doc, get the (mumbles).

♪ Where I come from there is someone

♪ Who I run from constantly

♪ I've done outrun - Breathe real deep.

♪ What I come from

♪ But I can't run out of me (woman screaming)

♪ Its my song of sadness

♪ That's my song of woe

♪ Oh, hard luck seems to be right with me everywhere I go

♪ Sing a song of sadness

Try to help her relax, it might stop.

I can report what I just did in there.

- Yeah, I've been thinking about that Doc, no way.

- Look, you don't know how close that girl

just came to dying.

She almost bled to death in there.

There may still be complications.

- Well then that's the chance we're gonna have to take, Doc.

Because you see, you go back and report about Maggie,

and they're gonna come out here and get her.

And then maybe Brooke, and maybe Jenks,

and then you've broken up my family, Doc.

And I can't let you do that.

- Look, if anybody finds out what I just did in there,

they might take my license away from me.

- No man, we're gonna have to pay you in a way

that you won't wanna talk.

Well you've been a good doctor, we'll give you a tip.

A number 10 girls.

- Look, this isn't necessary.

(man laughing)

- Come on baby, come on!

Come on baby. (man laughing)

- [Doctor] I need my glasses.

I can't see, no!

- [Woman] Oh baby, is baby afraid.

Oh, get him again.

Come on, get his shirt.

- [Doctor] No!

Help!

- [Woman] Relax, relax, I just wanna enjoy it.

(women giggling)

(man laughing)

- [Woman] Take his pants down.

- [Doctor] Be careful.

(people laughing)

(camera snapping)

- [Woman] We all know you love it.

- [Doctor] That way.

- [Woman] You love it anyway you can get it.

(women giggling)

- [Doctor] Don't do that, not there!

(camera snapping)

I can't see, which one are you.

- [Woman] It doesn't matter honey, love it.

(camera snapping)

- [Doctor] It's too dark though.

- [Woman] (mumbles) you are gonna be (mumbles).

(man laughing)

Come on baby, anything for a laugh.

(women giggling)

- Boy you sure got an interesting bedside manner Doc.

Look at the Doc, ain't he cute?

(everyone laughing)

- You take a nice picture, doesn't he?

- Beautiful.

- Doc (mumbles).

Hey girls, wait.

- Let's do it so he can't even get up.

- Doc, this here is me and the girls insurance policy

that you won't go back to town and talk.

We wanna make love, not war, Doc.

Hey girls, take Doc back to town.

- Come on, Doccy baby.

- Bye, Doc.

(women laughing)

- Giddy up, horse, giddy up.

(exciting fun music) (man laughing)

♪ Well come on in, the water's fine

♪ Wanna feel your skin next to mine

♪ We can laugh and play

♪ In the warm sunshine

♪ All you say and have a good time

♪ Have a good time, have a nice day

♪ Everything's just fine, everything's okay.

♪ Nothin' else to do, nothin' else to pay

♪ All I wanna do is have a good day

♪ Put your hands in the air, now turn around slow

♪ Don't you move ahead, (mumbles)

♪ Ripping people off ain't such a crime

♪ All we're trying to do is have a good time

♪ Yeah, have a good time, have a nice day

♪ Everything's just fine, everything's okay

♪ Nothin' else to do, nothin' else to say

♪ All I wanna do is have a good day

(fun exciting music)

♪ Straighten up your place, make up the bed

♪ Put a smile on your face, yeah straighten up your head

♪ Just do your thing, let me do mine

♪ And I'm sure we'll have a good time

♪ Have a good time, have a nice day

♪ Everything's just fine and everything's okay

♪ Nothin' else to do, nothin' else to say

♪ All I wanna do is have a good day

♪ Layin' in the road, naked as a jay

♪ Watch the cars unload, yeah, watch the suckers pay

♪ (Mumbles) their dream at the summer line

♪ All we're tryin' to do, boy, is have a good time

♪ Yeah, have a good time, have a nice day

♪ Everything's just fine, yeah, everything's okay

♪ Nothin' else to do, nothin' else to say

♪ All I want to do is have a good day

(exciting fast music)

♪ Put your hands in the air, now turn around slow

♪ Don't you move ahead, (mumbles)

♪ Ripping people off, ain't such a crime

♪ All we gotta do is have a good time

♪ Have a good time, have a nice day

♪ Everything's just fine, everything's okay

♪ Nothin' else to do, nothin' else to say

♪ All I wanna do is have a good day

♪ Gotta (mumbles) bread, just have to smile

♪ Jumpin' in the bed, yeah, for a little while

♪ Is that your leg, or your arm, or head of mine

♪ I don't know, nobody cares, let's have a good time

♪ All I wanna do is have a good day

- 408, 409, 410, 415, 420.

What you got?

- 22.45.

- 4.20.

- 4.20.

- 57.50.

- 57.50, all right.

504.94.

- Hey man, we're almost there.

- Yeah, a few more weeks like this man,

and we're on the way.

First stop, LA.

- When can I start helping?

- Oh, I can't stand it.

Every time you've been on the road,

you've been raped or robbed.

Shit, you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground.

- Well I know I don't have your experience Diane,

but I could learn some stuff.

- I'll teach her.

(women laughing)

- Oh Brooke, I don't think she's built right for your trick.

- Well I can still teach her how to clean a car

and pick a driver.

- [Diane] Look, we take enough chances around here

without dragging around an amateur...

- All right, cool it.

We were all amateurs once, we'll teach her.

- Benson, you've lost your mind.

- When we first started hitching, we always used our thumb.

We still use our thumbs, but (mumbles) a lot easier,

we use these signs.

(light peaceful music)

Now the most successful card we got there

is that student card.

Now another thing is we always work in pairs.

- [Maggie] Why?

- It's safer, because we always use the small roads,

never the big ones.

Because the man watches the big ones too close.

And a lot of times they'll hassle you for nothing.

Oh, and you gotta get yourself some ID and some money.

- I don't have any.

- Well don't worry about it, I'll make you something.

I make the girls ID about once a week.

Oh, and you're gonna have to get some clothes.

- [Brooke] I know there's some boots in here somewhere.

- Where on earth did you guys get all this stuff?

- We borrowed it from fellow travelers.

You know, kind of help them lighten their load.

Here, try this.

- Maggie, there's a lot of ways to stop cars.

Number one rule is don't look dirty.

Now you take Brooke, she likes to wear blue jeans.

Blue jeans ain't so feminine,

it's hard for her to get rides.

- [Brooke] Most of the chicks find it's a lot easier to get

rides in dresses and shorts.

I don't know, I just don't feel comfortable in them.

- [Maggie] Well how can you tell which

rides have the money?

- Well you never know for sure.

You take cats who drive Cadillac's,

now they usually got bread.

The only thing is, it's hard to get them to stop.

- [Brooke] Don't (mumbles), under control.

- She couldn't control a boy scout.

- Best bets a travelling salesman.

- How do you tell a traveling salesman?

- You stupid, anyone you meet on the road

is gonna be travelling, right?

And if he gets in your path, he's a salesman.

- A traveling salesman's got a special kind of look.

He either drives a new Ford, or a new Chevy,

or his flashy clothes.

Anyway, he's lonely, he's away from home.

He's always got bread.

- How's this?

- [Brooke] Nice.

- You learning, you learning.

(slow peaceful music)

Hey come on, put a little lighten in the look.

That's it, that's it.

Hey, don't be afraid to move your hip.

(woman laughing)

That's good, you've got it.

If you see a car coming down the road,

look the cat straight in the eye.

Because if you're looking,

now he's gonna feel guilty and he's gonna wanna stop.

(people laughing)

That's it, that's better.

You got it.

- Did you teach all the girls?

- Yeah, all of them except Diane.

You ain't gotta teach Diane nothing.

Tonight we're gonna use the gas line trick.

(mumbles) are especially for that.

- God, I don't know how I'm gonna remember all this.

I know I'm gonna mess something up.

- (Mumbles).

- Hey Karen, quit vibrating.

Man, save all the sexy crap for the daytime

when they can see you.

You're supposed to be in trouble, not having an orgasm.

Now just pick up the sign and wave it.

- [Brooke] Hey, I see a car coming off the freeway.

- [Benson] All right, get ready.

- Hey man, my truck's out of gas,

you think you can help me?

- Sure, I think I got a garden hose in the trunk,

maybe I can siphon some gas out of the tank.

- Fantastic.

- Aw, I just remembered the key to the trunk.

Here, let's see.

It must be under all this stuff here.

- All right, don't move or I'll blow them off.

- Geez!

- Maggie, get the keys out of the trunk.

Hands on the car, put them on the (mumbles).

- [Diane] Okay, come on, get the stuff.

- Hey, maybe there's something in the trunk we can use.

- Get the shit out of the car!

- Keep looking at the ground,

move towards the front of the car.

- I am, I am.

- You move and your fun days are all over, buddy.

Just keep movin' real nice and easy, that's it.

Now turn around, look at those headlights.

Keep your eyes open!

Okay.

- [Diane] Now now Karen!

- Your keys are about a quarter a mile down the road.

Now you go there, and you get them,

and you keep on going straight.

Don't try to go back to that freeway.

You understand me?

- Yeah, yeah.

- All right, now you get up

and don't look this way.

Get up real easy now.

That's it, that's it.

All right, get moving!

All right, let's go!

(engine revving)

- He maketh me to lie down in green pastures.

He leadeth me beside the still waters.

- [Maggie] What are you waiting for?

Why don't we leave?

- I wanna make sure he does what I told him to.

- Green pastures, he leadeth me beside the still waters.

I don't know what the hell I'm saying.

They almost blew my ass off!

Where's the key...

Oh thank you Lord, thank you!

- [Maggie] He's been gone an awful long time, where's he at?

- [Benson] Shh, here he comes.

Look at that bastard run.

(people laughing)

- [Maggie] He looks like a duck!

(engine revving)

- Oh man, I thought so.

(gun firing loudly)

(people laughing)

- Hey, what you doin'?

- Workin' on this (mumbles).

Hey, would you sit down on here?

- Sure.

- I'm trying to get this cap off.

That's what's been stopping it up.

If I get this up, maybe it will work a little better.

- Hey, that was really a trip last night.

I've never had so much fun in my life.

Are we gonna go out again today?

- Nah, I'm gonna sit here and wait for Reb.

I sent Karen out this morning to get them.

- Who's Reb?

- He's a (mumbles).

He gets rid of the stuff that we borrow.

He was supposed to be here last week

but he never showed up.

I don't like keeping that stuff around here

just in case the man shows up.

- Hey Benson, what would happen if they caught us

with all that stuff?

- Be nasty.

But don't you worry about it.

Reb's gonna get here, and he's gonna get rid of that stuff.

Karen will get him here,

she might get him here a little worn out,

but she'll get him here.

(loud rumbling) (girl yelling)

Wow, speak of the devil.

(woman yelling)

Hey, what took you so long man,

I sent Karen at 7:00 this morning.

How you doin'?

- How you been?

- What's going on?

- It ain't.

(people laughing)

Get this woman off me, will you...

Ooh, get away.

- Hey Karen.

Man, I'm glad you got here.

We got a whole store room full of stuff to get rid of.

- Well why didn't you tell me that yesterday, huh?

I would've been by today with the truck if I'd known it.

How about tomorrow, huh?

- All right.

Hey, what took you so long?

Man, Karen left at 7:00 this morning.

(woman laughing)

- Well she didn't find me until noon time,

and it took us three hours to get here.

- Three hours, man it's 15 miles!

- Well you know, you don't get very far between

pit stops with Karen.

- Yeah, I bet you don't.

(man laughing)

- Let's go see what you got.

- All right.

- Whoo doggy, you got all this stuff?

- Ooh, what is this?

- Yeah, we sure do, we've been real lucky this time,

everybody we hooked up has been loaded.

- Mmm, you can say that again.

(people laughing)

You know you made the headlines.

- Let me see that.

- They got a description of you and Karen.

- Oh hey, dig this, come here.

Early yesterday evening at a lonely highway

between Boulder City and Saratoga,

Mason Lewis, prominent citizen and deacon of

the First Baptist Church of San Jose,

was robbed and beaten by a gang of female hitchhikers,

led by a lone hippy man.

Dig it, lone hippy man.

(woman laughing)

Mr. Lewis states he was driving down the highway meditating,

when a young girl came into view.

- That's me!

- She was standing by a beaten up truck holding a gas sign.

When Mr. Lewis stopped, he was suddenly overcome

by a gang of girls as they came from everywhere.

Mr. Lewis was molested.

(women laughing)

- Molested, what does that mean?

- Baby, that's what you do real good.

- Whoo, (mumbles) me do it.

- [Diane] What is he talking about?

We hardly touched him.

- Here, you read this thing, I don't even wanna look at it.

- Mr. Lewis was savagely beaten by the men

and several girls.

Mr. Lewis was forced to crawl on his hands and knees

for almost a mile searching for his car keys,

which had been hidden down the road.

Stolen merchandise consisted of an AMPEX tape recorder,

several coats, and approximately $237 in cash,

which represented...

- [Benson] Oh wait a minute, wait a minute.

I didn't see no $237.

- I didn't either.

- Did you see $237?

- No.

- One of you girls see $237?

Man, that son of a bitch is not only a liar,

he's a thief.

What do you think Reb?

- I'll give you 100.

- $100?

No man, hey, no way, that's three weeks work.

- 175.

- No, uh uh.

- What do you mean uh uh?

I can't hock this crap, look at this!

Hey, what I'm gonna do with this junk, man?

The man's after us.

- Hey, you ain't gotta worry about the man.

The man don't even know what you look like.

Make it 225 and you got a deal.

We're gonna split anyways, no use staying around here.

- Hey man, you cutting out?

- That's right.

Hey, I made enough money man, I wanna get out of here.

- You know what, 50 it is.

- Nah man, 225.

- All right, 225.

You know, it's gonna be worth that 50 to get rid of you.

But I'm sure gonna miss them women.

- I bet you are. (man laughing)

- I tell you what, I'll come back tomorrow.

- [Karen] Hey, wait for me.

- Listen, I ain't gonna be here tomorrow.

I gotta go pick up (mumbles),

one of the girls will be here.

(fun exciting music)

(people laughing)

Hey Diane, what are you doing there?

Karen's ready to split.

- [Diane] Well I'm not going.

- [Benson] That's cool Diane.

Maggie, you go to town with Karen,

and come back early because I want you to pick up the money.

- [Maggie] Okay.

(fun light music)

("You Can't Get There from Here" by Potliquor)

- [Karen] Whoa, that's the hottest car I've ever been in.

How come you don't have air conditioning?

- Well after all honey, it's only a Volkswagon,

and I believe smoking that joint has made you really hot.

- It's made you hot to trot baby.

- Well I'm ready.

- Better get it while you can.

- Well how about showing me what I bought, darling?

- There's a little peek.

- Nah, that ain't a good enough, I wanna see it.

- [Karen] You're gonna get everything you deserve.

- Well, let me see.

- You ready?

- Yes, I'm ready.

(women laughing)

- Come on, let's get everything from him.

Check his pockets, see what he's got.

Turn him over.

(easygoing light music)

Ah, this man can't even afford any good damn shoes.

- [Maggie] He's got a watch on.

- Whoo, got some more money!

Come on.

Goodbye you sucker.

(woman yelling)

(light guitar strumming)

- Hey (mumbles), look who's here, Reb's here!

(woman yelling)

- Hey Karen, would you cool it?

You act like a nympho or something.

- Oh shut up you bitch, you're just jealous.

Hi, baby!

- [Reb] You missed me sugar?

- [Karen] Oh, where you been?

- Hey, did you miss me?

- Hi, baby.

- How you been, darling?

I missed you baby, long time, no see.

- Benson said to get the money first.

- What's this?

You're supposed to get the money.

- Not today, Benson's in a generous mood.

- Oh, you're a cool one, aren't you?

Are you gonna help me load the truck?

- I'm gonna get the money first.

- Cool it, big man.

Benson's got his eyes on her, and besides,

you got your hands full.

- Ah, Nemo, let's load the truck.

Oh.

- It's all yours.

- Come on, Nemo.

- Hey Maggie.

I've been waiting to get you alone for a long time.

You and I are gonna have a nice little talk.

- Yeah, about what?

- About your leaving.

- Am I going somewhere?

- You bet your sweet ass you are.

You're gonna get that (mumbles) working,

straight towards LA.

- I'm going to LA all right,

but I'm going with Karen, Brooke, and Benson.

- That's what you think!

I've been watching you throw your butt in Benson's face

every chance you get, and I have had it.

Benson's mine.

- Too bad Benson doesn't think that.

- You bitch!

(women yelling)

(woman grunting) (light bubbling)

(engine revving)

- How you doin'?

- How does it look like I'm doing?

- Man I see you right in tune.

Hey Brooke, give me a hand with my boots, will ya?

- What the hell do you expect,

all the attention I get around here?

- What happened to you?

Hey, I asked you something.

- What does it look like happened to me?

- It looks like somebody stepped all over you.

- Yeah, well you should see what happened

to the other party that you're so concerned about.

- Yeah, what other party you talkin' about?

- Who do you think I'm talking about?

- Hey, you know what?

I've been listening to a whole lot of crap

from you in the last week.

And I asked you a question, what are you talking about?

- I'm talking about your girlfriend Maggie.

And let me tell you something else,

the crap around here has ended because

I'm not taking it anymore!

- Hey you know what, I'm sick of your big mouth.

Now you get your big ass inside there,

and you pick up all the shit I picked you up with

and get out of here.

- You can take the shit you stole from me

and shove it up your ass!

- If I come back here and you're here,

you're in big trouble.

Now Brooke, where's Maggie?

- [Brooke] I don't know.

- [Benson] Where is Maggie?

- I'll tell you where she is,

with a little luck she's at the bottom of the creek!

- Maggie, Maggie!

Maggie, Maggie!

(woman laughing lightly)

Maggie!

Where are you, Maggie?

(woman laughing)

(peaceful light music)

♪ The summers morning

♪ The waking sun

♪ The birds are singin'

♪ The day's begun

♪ Greenness around us

♪ Blue sky above

♪ We're here alone together

♪ And that's what I love

♪ The shining lake of mornings dew

♪ The time we make love, me and you

♪ Oh

(people laughing)

(woman laughing)

- No, here take that!

(people laughing)

♪ The quiet evening

♪ The dying sun

♪ The crickets singin'

♪ The day is done

♪ Darkness surrounds us

♪ Bright stars above

♪ We're here alone together

♪ And that's what I love

(crickets chirping)

- Yes, well look at the rubber on this unit.

Must be $500 worth of rubber on this unit.

Yes, sir, solid steel.

(loud banging)

They don't make steel like that anymore.

- What about the engine?

- And look at the rear view mirror,

that's probably an original rear view mirror.

- What about the engine?

- Notice the chrome.

When they made chrome, it just kept on shining.

- [Benson] Hey, what about the engine?

- So where are you girls headed?

- How far you goin'?

- Oh, down a road of peace.

- We go as far as you do.

- Ah see, I'm going down as far as Maine Street.

- Let us off a little before.

Ooh, that's a nice watch.

(women laughing)

And look at this crazy tie.

- [Brooke] Ah, cute.

You're really young at heart, aren't you?

- Yeah, a little bit.

(women laughing)

You gotta give a little here, you know?

- Yeah, what's a man like you doing out all by himself?

- [Man] Oh, I'm looking, I guess.

What are you doing?

- [Maggie] Oh, we're out looking.

- Oh, really?

Well, I thought we'd get something to eat or something.

- Yeah, I know what you want.

That's a pretty expensive thing to think about.

So why don't you give me some money,

and I'll let you think about it?

- Why should I?

- You've ever been charged with rape, Mister?

(man laughing)

- You gotta be kidding?

- Oh no Mister, she don't kid about things like that.

- Boy, I'll say one thing about you, you got a lot of guts.

You don't even know who I am.

- Oh yeah, she knows you're a 1968 green Cadi convertible.

California plate YZW939.

(women laughing)

I don't think they'll have any trouble finding you, Mister.

Do you?

- Well, you can't prove it anyway.

- Don't have to prove anything,

it's your word against ours.

Now, who do you think they're going to believe.

- Oh, God.

- Yeah Mister, I don't think they'll have

trouble proving anything.

Why don't you just give us the money

and we'll leave you alone?

- Thanks, now pay for the blouse you ripped.

Come on Brooke, let's go.

- Anyway kid, you wouldn't have done that, would you?

- Oh Mister, now why did you have to say that?

- Come on now, I'm a family man, let me go!

- [Brooke] Help me, he's raping my friend.

(mumbles) dirty old man!

Boy, you just can't trust anybody these days!

Dirty old man!

Oh man, you just can't trust anybody,

they go so many hang ups.

Dirty old man.

- Perverted, that's what he is.

- What is he doing?

- He tried to rape my friend.

- Hi Benson!

- How you doin'?

- Hey, this really is a far out bus.

- Where's the rest of the chicks?

- I don't know, I think they're back at the ranch.

- Hey, is this far out, dig this?

Is this pretty, can you believe it?

- Beautiful.

- How'd you girls do?

- Not bad, we got $65 from a dirty old man in a Cad.

- All right, just hold onto it, just hold onto it.

(mumbles), ain't it?

- Oh, it's beautiful.

- Hey, where's the motor?

Hey, where's the motor?

- I worked out a deal with the cat, he's gonna put one in.

Let me show it to you.

Look at the inside, come on.

- Hey, what you got in the pit?

- Well I'm lookin' at Nashville (mumbles).

- Ah, she's a good (mumbles), but I think Longhorn,

runs a better dry track.

- How'd you like to make a bet?

- Hey, you're on, how about five?

- You're on, right now.

- The guys probably a crook.

- Yeah, we ain't in no position to be talking about crooks.

(people laughing)

- That's for sure.

Hey look, don't we have this bus?

I mean, are we gonna get this bus?

- I don't know, I just made him an...

Well, here he comes, we'll find out right now.

- [Brooke] Oh, I don't wanna know.

- Well, it took a lot of persuading, you stole it for $900.

(people yelling) (fun exciting music)

- Hey listen man, you want me to tell you about the bus?

- Tell me about the bus, tell me about the bus.

- Look, I paid $900 for the bus, it ain't got no engine.

- No engine.

- No, it's gonna have an engine tomorrow,

as soon as the guy puts it in.

- 27 seater, huh?

- I traded the seats for the engine.

- Seats for the engine.

Well you gonna drive there, well you gonna sit there

but you ain't gonna drive there.

(men laughing)

- Listen man, I'm picking the bus up.

It will be ready to go 1:00 tomorrow, dig it!

(men laughing)

- [Reb] Hey brother, what's Diane doin' here man,

I thought she split out.

- [Benson] I don't know man,

the chick came to pick up some of her crap.

- Oh, your (mumbles).

(fun exciting music)

You know something brother,

I'm gonna miss these ladies you have around here.

- Man.

- Sure she has (mumbles).

- It's been a trip, hasn't it?

You know what, I got a lot of places to see, Reb.

- Diane, don't give him shit.

- Hey, you know what, I'm gonna get it all together.

- I don't blame you.

- Let me look down there one time.

Come on, just let me cop a little right there.

- Cool off!

(man yelling)

- Get it on!

Right on!

(fun exciting music)

(people screaming)

- No, let go of my head!

- [Benson] Hey Reb, hey man, come on over here

and stop screwing around with those chicks

and drink some beer with me.

- Hey man, leave me alone!

I told you drinking all that stuff would make you (mumbles).

What's wrong with it?

Hold it, brother!

- Now watch out man, watch out.

It's gotta have something.

- [Karen] Hey, what's happening with the lights?

- Oh shit, those damn lights!

(quiet rumbling) Oh, man.

- [Reb] Oh hold it, what are you doing?

- I've had it with your truck man.

(gun firing)

- [Woman] Jesus Christ.

(people screaming)

(loud banging)

♪ Hey babe, tomorrow morning I may wake up dead

♪ But that won't stop me now

♪ Backin' up straight ahead

♪ I've heard tell that your old man is over eight foot tall

♪ He comes here with a dozen dozens

♪ And he could whoop us all

♪ But I've had 13 six packs, I'm 4/3 out of my mind

♪ There ain't nothing I got the good sense

♪ Left to keep from trying

♪ Hey babe, tomorrow morning, I may wake up dead

♪ But that won't stop me now

♪ From backin' up straight ahead

(loud crashing)

- [Man] Oh, shit.

- Benson, hey Benson!

Benson, wake up!

- What time is it?

- [Maggie] I don't know.

- Where is everybody?

- [Maggie] Everybody split,

and look, they took all our money with them!

- Where's Diane?

- [Maggie] She's gone too.

- Shit, that little bitch.

I knew I shouldn't let her come to that party.

- What the hell is going on?

Where is everybody?

- [Maggie] That's what I'd like to know.

- Yeah, I knew that chick was up to something.

I'm glad I paid for that bus or she would've

had the $900 bucks too.

Let's go get her man, she can't be too far.

- In what?

- In...

Who did that?

- [Maggie] We did, don't you remember?

- Oh man, I must have really been stoned!

(people laughing)

Man, what a night.

Reb beats up Karen, Diane steals the bread, and we got that!

Far out.

Hey you know what, it's worth the $200 to get rid of them.

- Right, who needs them anyway?

- [Brooke] That's for sure, that's for sure.

- Look at that truck!

- [Brooke] Oh, we did a job on that, look at the frame.

(people laughing)

- Hey, let's go get the bus, man.

Wait a minute, here comes a car.

All right, get them Maggie.

- Hi, you going into town?

- I sure am Missy, would you like a ride?

- Yeah, hey, I got some friends with me,

is it okay if they come with us too?

- Oh well honey, I got my car and all my tools are

in the back, I've got my produce

that I'm taking to the market.

I just don't believe...

- All right buddy, now get out of there.

Open that door.

(horn beeping)

Now man, all I wanted was a ride.

Now I'm gonna take you for a little ride.

- Take care of my money, don't loose my money!

- We'll take real good care of it for you.

- All right, get in there.

- But it will ruin my produce.

I was on my way to market.

Oh, please don't!

- Get in there! (women laughing)

- Oh my eggs, don't make me...

(man yelling)

(people laughing)

- Come on Rebel, get in there, come on.

(loud knocking)

All right, come on, get in, get in.

- [Man] Let me out!

- Hey, fry yourself an egg.

("You Can't Get There from Here" by Potliquor)

(engine revving)

(women laughing)

(women yelling)

Yeah, Farmer Elmer's back there.

- Farmer Elmer!

- [Man] Let me outta here!

Come back, please, let me out!

(man coughing)

(light tapping)

- Have a nice day, man.

(people laughing)

- [Man] You let me outta here, you hear me!

(women yelling)

- [Maggie] Come on, LA here we come!

- All right, we ripped off a lot of people for this bus.

- [Maggie] You ain't kidding.

- [Brooke] Far out, let's go.

(exciting fast music)

♪ Benson was a rounder, he drove an old tin can

♪ He seen this Maggie runnin', he saved her from a man

♪ Look out Benson, she'll get you if she can

♪ Look out Maggie, the law is after your old man

- Hey Benson, what are we gonna do when we get to LA?

- I don't know, you know, I've been thinking

a lot about going straight for a few months.

(women laughing)

- [Brooke] You're kidding.

- [Benson] No, I really mean it.

- Yeah, you could shave off your beard.

- [Benson] Wait a minute, wait a minute,

hold it right there.

- [Brooke] We'll trim your hair.

Wash your shirt, we'll get you a suit!

- [Benson] All right, I said going straight,

I didn't mean going back to college or anything like that.

Maybe we could do something sensible like (mumbles).

♪ Benson was a scoundrel with whiskers on his chin

♪ Maggie had no place to go so Benson took her in

♪ Look out Benson, she'll get you if she can

♪ Look out Maggie, the law is after your old man

(exciting fast music)

How you' doin'?

- [Woman] Will you give me a lift to (mumbles)?

- [Benson] Sure can.

I'm Benson.

- [Woman] I'm Barb, what you guys doing in this bus?

♪ Benson was an outlaw, he lived out in the sticks

♪ Picked up five evil women there

♪ And Maggie made him six

♪ Look out Benson, she'll get you if she can

♪ Look out Maggie, the law is after your old man

♪ Look out Maggie, another woman wants that man

(quiet bouncing)