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Ah, shit!

Why does it stink all the time?

Oh, my God.

Give that to Clara.

Yes.

Is it better now?

Why do you do an exam more in depth?

No, no, no, no, it's okay. In addition, I have a lot of things to do.

It's true that this house is a little ruined.

And I am a professor of philosophy, not a bricklayer.

It's good that you decided to sell it.

We'll get rid of it.

Marianne will be there. Don't worry, it will go very quickly.

She will leave soon after the signature and we will meet again, both of us.

Yes, but as for you, my dear, she could arrive at one moment or another.

She and Gérard.

It's Gaspard, not Gérard.

Gaspard. Gaspard, Gérard, it's the same thing.

Oh, you, you don't like him very much.

It's personal.

But when he talks about politics, I hear a little fascist from Bistrot.

That's for sure, he didn't invent the warm.

Neither the warm nor the warm.

But I wonder what he found in this basket.

Oh, but I feel very dangerous, Mr. Professor.

I'd rather fail in your office than after classes.

Ah non, ça c 'est Gaspard.

Je ne fais rien pour attendre.

Oui.

J 'arrive.

Quatre compagnies de parachutistes.

Je les largue au -dessus de Paris, l 'affaire est réglée en deux jours. Voilà

que je ferais si j 'étais à la place du général.

Oui, et peut -être que tes parachutistes vont s 'impliquer son culte sur Notre

-Dame. Au -dessus du Bourget.

C 'est les méthodes des fascistes.

So, we're not going to watch him go through his Bolshevik vermin.

Okay, you're going to put all the communists in jail.

But without them, today, you're going to eat choucroute all day.

It's not the same. Other times, other murders.

It's nonsense.

You, of course, the intellectuals, nothing shocks you.

You'll laugh less when your students throw their books to the bin. Well,

enough, Gaspard, now.

You know yourself in politics as much as in automotive mechanics.

That is to say, Nib, you bore me to redo the world to all the meals.

I'm going to take the wrong way.

Clara, did you come to smoke a cigarette with me?

Ah yeah, with pleasure.

And I remind you, my dear Marie, that Matrimoine Aragon, where was he, your

general, while the Red Capes of the Civil Guard entered the resistance?

Hmm? Surely in a people of London?

with a pretty gal on her knees?

I forbid you to insult the general!

Don't make me repeat anything.

I repeat it to you up to three times a day.

Even when I was hit by the flu, the gentleman kept jumping on me.

Sometimes I get nauseous. You're exaggerating a bit.

Really. I know he lost more than 15 kilos in less than two years.

And wait, don't do it in the window.

It's very simple.

When Monsieur takes out his pudding, it's as if he was running the Grand Prix

Longchamp. To the gallop! To the gallop!

Oh, you know, my Timo, it's the opposite.

He's getting more and more tired.

He doesn't believe in Corsica anymore.

My dear, you don't measure your luck.

Maybe we should make a standard exchange?

Why do you say that?

Oh... Ma belle cousine.

Ne t 'inquiète pas, je plaisante.

Qu 'est -ce que j 'en ferais, moi, de ton professeur ? D 'ailleurs, je me suis

toujours demandé ce que tu pourrais bien lui trouver.

Je trompe littéralement quand il me parle de Kant et de Descartes.

Ça me donne tellement envie de le sucer.

Mais bon, je sais, ça peut être compliqué à comprendre.

Et tu as parfaitement raison.

Je ne comprendrai jamais.

Excusez.

I think I'm going to miss this new year anyway.

We lived such beautiful moments.

It was so nice when Mireille was still there.

Since she left, she's been feeling terribly empty.

Yes, it makes my heart beat faster anyway.

But hey, the money from the sale won't allow me to open a second hairdressing

salon. That's not a big deal.

And then, nostalgia is so 50s, that's for sure.

Oh, but he's done, he's so happy!

Yes,

yes, of course.

But stop talking to yourself. Someone is going to come after you.

Hmm.

No.

I'm gonna do monkey.

You wish to come in again?

You wish to make my bed?

You're going to come on me, on the chair.

You're going to come on Saint -Denis.

I love you.

Let's not make too much noise.

Not too much noise.

Let's go.

You scared me!

Attends un instant.

Maître Fouillard ? Oui ? Cela vous dérangerait de repasser lundi matin ?

Attendez, je ne comprends pas, vous avez changé d 'avis ? Non, non, je voudrais

juste laisser passer le week -end, profiter une dernière fois de la maison

tante.

Écoutez, je n 'ai pas l 'habitude de me déplacer pour rien.

Je ne comprends pas, les papiers sont pris, il n 'y a plus qu 'à signer.

Oui, mais c 'est de notre bien dont il s 'agit, d 'accord ? Donc vous allez

récupérer vos papiers, et on se revoit lundi à la même heure.

Eh bien, très bien. Au revoir, mesdames.

Qu 'est -ce que t 'as pris ? Je ne supporte plus ce genre de type.

Il se croit au -dessus de tout le monde et en plus de ça, il se paye gravement

sur notre dos.

Fais gaffe, tu sers trop à gauche.

Si Gaspard t 'entendait... Gaspard, rien à craindre.

Monsieur pense que Gandhi est un fleuve en Autriche.

Dis -moi sérieusement pourquoi tu fais laisser passer tout le week -end.

Écoute, j 'ai peur que tu me prennes pour une folle.

Mais jamais de la vie.

Très bien.

La nuit dernière, j 'ai fait un drôle de rêve. J 'avais le sommeil très agité et

c 'est comme si quelque chose de terrible allait se produire.

Vraiment ? Oui, j 'ai eu une bouffée d 'angoisse et puis Mireille est apparue

tout s 'est calmé.

Elle n 'a rien dit mais je me suis dit que c 'était peut -être une mise en

garde.

So, I would like to think a little more about the sale, if that doesn't bother

you. Not really, no.

Clara, there is a young girl who has just arrived.

He asks to talk to Mireille.

Hello. Hello.

Are you looking for Mireille? We are worried.

Hello, I am Babette, your daughter -in -law. I am the daughter of Sarah Bloom.

Okay. I guess you don't know.

No.

Mireille saved my mother from the grippes of the Gestapo 30 years ago now.

And we came to thank her.

Okay. We didn't know anything.

But come in, please.

It might be long.

Do you have lunch?

No. Follow me.

My mother often told us about those two days of road broken in the trunk of a

truck.

And then Mireille entrusted her to two American friends. A month later, she

to Spain.

And take a boat to New York.

It's still a great adventure, but we wouldn't want to abuse your hospitality.

Oh no, not at all.

It's fascinating.

Yes, Mireille has always remained very discreet about her role in the

resistance. What did she die of?

Lung cancer. She smoked cigarettes every day.

Her side, like, I smell, I imagine.

And you?

I mean, what do you do in life?

I was at university in California.

Then I met Bill and he took me to Goya and it was the revelation.

Ah, comme ça, j 'étais hippie.

Non, on n 'aime pas trop les étiquettes. Je suis libre.

Je vais là où me porte le vent.

Bill, c 'est le plus sérieux. Il étudie l 'informatique.

L 'informatique, c 'est quoi exactement?

J 'étudie les petites pièces qu 'il y a dans les computers, you know,

for increasing vitesse de calcul.

Pourquoi faire? Elles sont assez grosses comme ça, non?

The idea is that we put them very small and that we each have one at home.

And what would we do?

Global communication, data sharing, sharing, exchanging.

But there are the little ones for that, right?

But imagine you send a message just like that.

Well, it's science fiction.

It would take millions of kilometers of cable to reach the whole world, right?

It's too complicated.

We'll never make it.

It's a bit like color television. We're always waiting for it.

But you've finished playing the rabble.

That's very good, Bill. I admire you for what you do. You've had the courage to

throw yourself into the unknown.

Does anyone want some dessert?

No, no, we shouldn't overdo it. We still have to find a hotel room because the

shift with Bombette is really getting worse.

Ah, but out of question, you go to the hotel, the house is well integrated for

everyone. Really?

Are you sure it doesn't embarrass you?

Not at all, there is no problem.

On the contrary, it makes us feel good to see new faces.

And then besides, all that made me want to go and look into Mireille's affairs

upstairs. So I'll go with you.

You know,

I still agree with you.

Maybe it's a sign that I'm becoming a poriac, no?

Wow.

Thank you.

C 'est le journal de Mireille ? Alors ? Première femme divorcée.

Première femme à avoir obtenu son permis de conduire, mais aussi son brevet de

pilote. Notre tante est tout simplement un exemple.

Tu savais qu 'elle avait acheté et rénové cette maison avec son propre

Oui.

Du coup, tu te dis que vendre, c 'est très comme trahir sa mémoire ? Tu lis

mes pensées. Pourquoi on n 'en ferait pas une maison pour les femmes ? Une

de refuge pour toutes celles qui ont envie d 'échapper à l 'emprise de leur

? Et du coup, tu fais quoi du nouveau salon de coiffure ?

On s 'en fiche du salon. J 'en peux plus d 'écouter toute la journée ces

rombires fortunées et oisives.

Marianne, tu te sens bien ? Mais merveilleusement bien.

J 'en ai vraiment marre de tous ces mensonges et ces faux semblants. C 'est

Babette qui a raison. Faut se libérer de tous les carcans que cette société

hétéronormée nous impose.

Euh, tu peux répéter ? Je veux simplement être heureuse. Et toi aussi.

Tu sais d 'ailleurs, ça ne me dérange même pas que tu couches avec Gaspard.

Je ne suis même pas jalouse.

Mais comment tu...

I'm a little scared. I saw you kissing last Christmas.

And well, if you want my opinion, you should take care of it more often, in

order to free me more.

I really don't know what to say.

It happened like that, but you won't say anything to Massimo, you promise me.

I'm telling you that it's okay with me.

And well, if you want my opinion, for Massimo, you owe him something.

What are you thinking?

I don't know. What is forbidden to him?

Ah, I didn't forbid him anything, but...

Rien que d 'y penser, j 'en ai des hauts le cœur.

Du sexe, donc.

Ne sois pas aussi égoïste.

Tu sais, on est en 1968, faut te mettre à la page, ma cocotte.

Ouais, et à qui je demande ? Je sais pas, peut -être à la personne qui prend

douche à l 'étage.

Quoi, Bill ? Je suis pas sûre que Massimo le trouve à son goût.

Mais non, banane, babette.

Ah oui, c 'est plus logique comme ça, c 'est sûr.

Can I help you? I mean, you, we can help each other.

Oh yes, yes, of course. It's true that we didn't have a lot of time to talk.

You had the opportunity, well, you had the opportunity to rest.

No, rest, no, but relax, yes.

Well, otherwise, what can I do?

Well, wait, you can help me with the blankets.

Um, tell me, I can ask you a question.

I always say.

Uh, you know that you traveled a lot.

Tu as dû en voir des choses.

Ah, ça oui.

Et tu as dû rencontrer des gens très différents.

Oui, aussi.

Et tester tes pratiques différentes.

Oui, toujours avec plaisir.

Mais pose -moi ta question directement.

Est -ce que j 'ai couché avec plein d 'hommes différents?

Oui, et parfois des femmes aussi.

In fact, from the moment when the person shows a certain benevolence, there is

no reason not to send them off.

It's sure, but for me, for example, I'm terribly afraid that my husband will

take me from behind.

I don't know, it's like a kind of blockage.

And he, he loves it, but... You see, all that is terribly scary, so I

took a lover to calm me down.

But you see, it doesn't solve anything.

And... So I said to myself, in my free spirit, I could authorize him to sleep

with another woman who agreed to... You know what I mean. And you thought about

me. You said to yourself, look, baby, you have exactly the profile of a girl

likes to take whips in her buttocks.

I'm a horrible person. I'm sorry.

Hey, but everything's fine.

I was putting you in a box. You had a reason to come see me.

It's not me. It's Marianne who had the idea.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

No,

she adds worse on movies.

This is an impostor, but look what he wrote.

All wrong information.

Oh, Babette.

What would you do?

A part of it is yours.

Pardon? The chess.

Ah, yes,

I was even a champion at university.

Ah. Really?

So you're going to be sweet with me?

I'll be as sweet as an onion.

Echec et met.

Zut! Mais c 'est pas possible!

Deux victoires et un monde de trois minutes!

Vous m 'avez menti. Vous êtes une experte. J 'avoue, j 'ai beaucoup

Mais... Vous savez, j 'excelle dans bien d 'être donné.

Je vous en prie, professeur, testez -moi.

Là? C 'est pas possible.

Non. Non, non, non, c 'est pas possible.

Of course.

Clara will not be locked up. I will remain discreet. Yes, but if she wakes

she won't agree.

That's what's exciting, isn't it?

And then, I was a very bad girl.

I need to be punished very severely.

Yes.

D 'accord, mamma mia, d 'accord.

Je

t

'aime, Sean.

Mmm.

C 'est bon pour lui.

Mm.

It's very nice.

Yes. Yes.

Tell us more about Thailand, Babette.

White sand beaches, with huge rocks that the sea has been grinding for

millennia.

Very few tourists know this place, and frankly, it's much better than no need

for swimsuits.

The foot, what? To bathe naked and dry in the sun.

What prevents us from doing the same thing here?

But you're crazy, and then we saw each other. And in this case, it would be the

most curious to be a genie.

It's not wrong.

Come on, Clara.

She's right. Stop playing your friend.

And then, well... It won't take 40 years, huh?

Yes, that's true.

Yeah,

why not?

Come on, Clara, don't be so pudic.

Yes, that's clear. Come on, come on.

Mais oui, François, je suis certain.

Qu 'est -ce que tu me racontes? Kant s 'est démodé.

Mais tu ne vas quand même pas laisser tomber.

Écoute, j 'arrête tout.

Mais ce n 'est pas possible.

Mais non, mais ce n 'est pas un caprice. C 'est qu 'il faut être dans l 'air du

temps. Maintenant, le temps, c 'est le sexe.

Voilà. Tu veux faire du porno maintenant?

Mais non, mais pas de la pornographie.

Arrête de faire n 'importe quoi. Écoute, je te propose un truc très sérieux.

Ouais, décroche tes pornos. Non, mais pas de photos. Mais tu me prends pour un

pervers. Comment tu peux imaginer quelque chose de pareil?

Attends, je te rappelle.

But what the fuck is going on here? Hey!

Managia la miseria.

Ah, you there!

Did you hear what happened outside?

What? Ah, did you hear?

There's an American who's filming the girl naked. Ah, really?

Ah, yes.

Well, I'm going to shut up, me, the American.

No, especially not.

We'll go through with the has -been.

Ah, shit, that's serious.

It's going to be a disaster.

But I have an idea.

Do it with me.

Open it.

Okay, I love you a lot, but if not, well, you see.

But I don't give a fuck about your pussy.

Don't you see that the revolution has begun?

After the stanky lot, he left her without a slip.

That's where you say goodbye to our women. Do you understand?

No, I don't understand.

Well, I trust you.

It's you, Lattero.

Okay, then, let's go.

And then?

We too, we want to make the revolution.

Of course.

Dex, Pussy.

i don't give a come on yeah

Well, friends, it's been a while since this house has not resonated with so

laughter. I propose you a little evening dressed in a suit full of costumes

inside.

Are we going to look for them?

Yes! Party time!

Oh, my God.

Amen.

Bye.

oh oh

Let's see.

See you.

No! No!

um um

Thank you.

Sigh.

Oui, allô, études de maître Fouillard, j 'écoute. Très cher maître, nous allons

être franches avec vous. Nous ne vendons plus.

Cette maison reste dans la famille.

Mais nous sommes vraiment, vraiment navrés pour les dérangements, n 'est -ce

pas, Clara?

Oui, tout à fait. D 'ailleurs, nous nous invitons, vous et Brigitte, à dîner.

Demain soir, ça vous irait?

C 'est pour voir, nous n 'avons vraiment aucun humour.

D 'accord, mais tantôt, tu mangerais de la frite creuse tout le jour.

De la frite creuse.

Ah oui, oui, bien sûr. C 'est vrai qu 'on n 'a pas beaucoup l 'occasion.

And all this story made me want to go and search for Mireille's stuff

I'm sorry, I've done it too many times.

Mireille!

No, but because you're all counting on me!

C 'est l 'américain qui est en train de filmer les filles à poil.

C 'est vrai?

Oui.