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Ah, shit!

Why does it stink all the time?

Oh, my God.

Give that to Clara.

Yes.

Is it better now?

Why do you do an exam more in depth?

No, no, no, no, it's okay. In addition,
I have a lot of things to do.

It's true that this house is a little
ruined.

And I am a professor of philosophy, not
a bricklayer.

It's good that you decided to sell it.

We'll get rid of it.

Marianne will be there. Don't worry, it
will go very quickly.

She will leave soon after the signature
and we will meet again, both of us.

Yes, but as for you, my dear, she could
arrive at one moment or another.

She and Gérard.

It's Gaspard, not Gérard.

Gaspard. Gaspard, Gérard, it's the same
thing.

Oh, you, you don't like him very much.

It's personal.

But when he talks about politics, I hear
a little fascist from Bistrot.

That's for sure, he didn't invent the
warm.

Neither the warm nor the warm.

But I wonder what he found in this
basket.

Oh, but I feel very dangerous, Mr.
Professor.

I'd rather fail in your office than
after classes.

Ah non, ça c 'est Gaspard.

Je ne fais rien pour attendre.

Oui.

J 'arrive.

Quatre compagnies de parachutistes.

Je les largue au -dessus de Paris, l
'affaire est réglée en deux jours. Voilà

que je ferais si j 'étais à la place du
général.

Oui, et peut -être que tes parachutistes
vont s 'impliquer son culte sur Notre

-Dame. Au -dessus du Bourget.

C 'est les méthodes des fascistes.

So, we're not going to watch him go
through his Bolshevik vermin.

Okay, you're going to put all the
communists in jail.

But without them, today, you're going to
eat choucroute all day.

It's not the same. Other times, other
murders.

It's nonsense.

You, of course, the intellectuals,
nothing shocks you.

You'll laugh less when your students
throw their books to the bin. Well,

enough, Gaspard, now.

You know yourself in politics as much as
in automotive mechanics.

That is to say, Nib, you bore me to redo
the world to all the meals.

I'm going to take the wrong way.

Clara, did you come to smoke a cigarette
with me?

Ah yeah, with pleasure.

And I remind you, my dear Marie, that
Matrimoine Aragon, where was he, your

general, while the Red Capes of the
Civil Guard entered the resistance?

Hmm? Surely in a people of London?

with a pretty gal on her knees?

I forbid you to insult the general!

Don't make me repeat anything.

I repeat it to you up to three times a
day.

Even when I was hit by the flu, the
gentleman kept jumping on me.

Sometimes I get nauseous. You're
exaggerating a bit.

Really. I know he lost more than 15
kilos in less than two years.

And wait, don't do it in the window.

It's very simple.

When Monsieur takes out his pudding,
it's as if he was running the Grand Prix

Longchamp. To the gallop! To the gallop!

Oh, you know, my Timo, it's the
opposite.

He's getting more and more tired.

He doesn't believe in Corsica anymore.

My dear, you don't measure your luck.

Maybe we should make a standard
exchange?

Why do you say that?

Oh... Ma belle cousine.

Ne t 'inquiète pas, je plaisante.

Qu 'est -ce que j 'en ferais, moi, de
ton professeur ? D 'ailleurs, je me suis

toujours demandé ce que tu pourrais bien
lui trouver.

Je trompe littéralement quand il me
parle de Kant et de Descartes.

Ça me donne tellement envie de le sucer.

Mais bon, je sais, ça peut être
compliqué à comprendre.

Et tu as parfaitement raison.

Je ne comprendrai jamais.

Excusez.

I think I'm going to miss this new year
anyway.

We lived such beautiful moments.

It was so nice when Mireille was still
there.

Since she left, she's been feeling
terribly empty.

Yes, it makes my heart beat faster
anyway.

But hey, the money from the sale won't
allow me to open a second hairdressing

salon. That's not a big deal.

And then, nostalgia is so 50s, that's
for sure.

Oh, but he's done, he's so happy!

Yes,

yes, of course.

But stop talking to yourself. Someone is
going to come after you.

Hmm.

No.

I'm gonna do monkey.

You wish to come in again?

You wish to make my bed?

You're going to come on me, on the
chair.

You're going to come on Saint -Denis.

I love you.

Let's not make too much noise.

Not too much noise.

Let's go.

You scared me!

Attends un instant.

Maître Fouillard ? Oui ? Cela vous
dérangerait de repasser lundi matin ?

Attendez, je ne comprends pas, vous avez
changé d 'avis ? Non, non, je voudrais

juste laisser passer le week -end,
profiter une dernière fois de la maison

tante.

Écoutez, je n 'ai pas l 'habitude de me
déplacer pour rien.

Je ne comprends pas, les papiers sont
pris, il n 'y a plus qu 'à signer.

Oui, mais c 'est de notre bien dont il s
'agit, d 'accord ? Donc vous allez

récupérer vos papiers, et on se revoit
lundi à la même heure.

Eh bien, très bien. Au revoir, mesdames.

Qu 'est -ce que t 'as pris ? Je ne
supporte plus ce genre de type.

Il se croit au -dessus de tout le monde
et en plus de ça, il se paye gravement

sur notre dos.

Fais gaffe, tu sers trop à gauche.

Si Gaspard t 'entendait... Gaspard, rien
à craindre.

Monsieur pense que Gandhi est un fleuve
en Autriche.

Dis -moi sérieusement pourquoi tu fais
laisser passer tout le week -end.

Écoute, j 'ai peur que tu me prennes
pour une folle.

Mais jamais de la vie.

Très bien.

La nuit dernière, j 'ai fait un drôle de
rêve. J 'avais le sommeil très agité et

c 'est comme si quelque chose de
terrible allait se produire.

Vraiment ? Oui, j 'ai eu une bouffée d
'angoisse et puis Mireille est apparue

tout s 'est calmé.

Elle n 'a rien dit mais je me suis dit
que c 'était peut -être une mise en

garde.

So, I would like to think a little more
about the sale, if that doesn't bother

you. Not really, no.

Clara, there is a young girl who has
just arrived.

He asks to talk to Mireille.

Hello. Hello.

Are you looking for Mireille? We are
worried.

Hello, I am Babette, your daughter -in
-law. I am the daughter of Sarah Bloom.

Okay. I guess you don't know.

No.

Mireille saved my mother from the
grippes of the Gestapo 30 years ago now.

And we came to thank her.

Okay. We didn't know anything.

But come in, please.

It might be long.

Do you have lunch?

No. Follow me.

My mother often told us about those two
days of road broken in the trunk of a

truck.

And then Mireille entrusted her to two
American friends. A month later, she

to Spain.

And take a boat to New York.

It's still a great adventure, but we
wouldn't want to abuse your hospitality.

Oh no, not at all.

It's fascinating.

Yes, Mireille has always remained very
discreet about her role in the

resistance. What did she die of?

Lung cancer. She smoked cigarettes every
day.

Her side, like, I smell, I imagine.

And you?

I mean, what do you do in life?

I was at university in California.

Then I met Bill and he took me to Goya
and it was the revelation.

Ah, comme ça, j 'étais hippie.

Non, on n 'aime pas trop les étiquettes.
Je suis libre.

Je vais là où me porte le vent.

Bill, c 'est le plus sérieux. Il étudie
l 'informatique.

L 'informatique, c 'est quoi exactement?

J 'étudie les petites pièces qu 'il y a
dans les computers, you know,

for increasing vitesse de calcul.

Pourquoi faire? Elles sont assez grosses
comme ça, non?

The idea is that we put them very small
and that we each have one at home.

And what would we do?

Global communication, data sharing,
sharing, exchanging.

But there are the little ones for that,
right?

But imagine you send a message just like
that.

Well, it's science fiction.

It would take millions of kilometers of
cable to reach the whole world, right?

It's too complicated.

We'll never make it.

It's a bit like color television. We're
always waiting for it.

But you've finished playing the rabble.

That's very good, Bill. I admire you for
what you do. You've had the courage to

throw yourself into the unknown.

Does anyone want some dessert?

No, no, we shouldn't overdo it. We still
have to find a hotel room because the

shift with Bombette is really getting
worse.

Ah, but out of question, you go to the
hotel, the house is well integrated for

everyone. Really?

Are you sure it doesn't embarrass you?

Not at all, there is no problem.

On the contrary, it makes us feel good
to see new faces.

And then besides, all that made me want
to go and look into Mireille's affairs

upstairs. So I'll go with you.

You know,

I still agree with you.

Maybe it's a sign that I'm becoming a
poriac, no?

Wow.

Thank you.

C 'est le journal de Mireille ? Alors ?
Première femme divorcée.

Première femme à avoir obtenu son permis
de conduire, mais aussi son brevet de

pilote. Notre tante est tout simplement
un exemple.

Tu savais qu 'elle avait acheté et
rénové cette maison avec son propre

Oui.

Du coup, tu te dis que vendre, c 'est
très comme trahir sa mémoire ? Tu lis

mes pensées. Pourquoi on n 'en ferait
pas une maison pour les femmes ? Une

de refuge pour toutes celles qui ont
envie d 'échapper à l 'emprise de leur

? Et du coup, tu fais quoi du nouveau
salon de coiffure ?

On s 'en fiche du salon. J 'en peux plus
d 'écouter toute la journée ces

rombires fortunées et oisives.

Marianne, tu te sens bien ? Mais
merveilleusement bien.

J 'en ai vraiment marre de tous ces
mensonges et ces faux semblants. C 'est

Babette qui a raison. Faut se libérer de
tous les carcans que cette société

hétéronormée nous impose.

Euh, tu peux répéter ? Je veux
simplement être heureuse. Et toi aussi.

Tu sais d 'ailleurs, ça ne me dérange
même pas que tu couches avec Gaspard.

Je ne suis même pas jalouse.

Mais comment tu...

I'm a little scared. I saw you kissing
last Christmas.

And well, if you want my opinion, you
should take care of it more often, in

order to free me more.

I really don't know what to say.

It happened like that, but you won't say
anything to Massimo, you promise me.

I'm telling you that it's okay with me.

And well, if you want my opinion, for
Massimo, you owe him something.

What are you thinking?

I don't know. What is forbidden to him?

Ah, I didn't forbid him anything, but...

Rien que d 'y penser, j 'en ai des hauts
le cœur.

Du sexe, donc.

Ne sois pas aussi égoïste.

Tu sais, on est en 1968, faut te mettre
à la page, ma cocotte.

Ouais, et à qui je demande ? Je sais
pas, peut -être à la personne qui prend

douche à l 'étage.

Quoi, Bill ? Je suis pas sûre que
Massimo le trouve à son goût.

Mais non, banane, babette.

Ah oui, c 'est plus logique comme ça, c
'est sûr.

Can I help you? I mean, you, we can help
each other.

Oh yes, yes, of course. It's true that
we didn't have a lot of time to talk.

You had the opportunity, well, you had
the opportunity to rest.

No, rest, no, but relax, yes.

Well, otherwise, what can I do?

Well, wait, you can help me with the
blankets.

Um, tell me, I can ask you a question.

I always say.

Uh, you know that you traveled a lot.

Tu as dû en voir des choses.

Ah, ça oui.

Et tu as dû rencontrer des gens très
différents.

Oui, aussi.

Et tester tes pratiques différentes.

Oui, toujours avec plaisir.

Mais pose -moi ta question directement.

Est -ce que j 'ai couché avec plein d
'hommes différents?

Oui, et parfois des femmes aussi.

In fact, from the moment when the person
shows a certain benevolence, there is

no reason not to send them off.

It's sure, but for me, for example, I'm
terribly afraid that my husband will

take me from behind.

I don't know, it's like a kind of
blockage.

And he, he loves it, but... You see, all
that is terribly scary, so I

took a lover to calm me down.

But you see, it doesn't solve anything.

And... So I said to myself, in my free
spirit, I could authorize him to sleep

with another woman who agreed to... You
know what I mean. And you thought about

me. You said to yourself, look, baby,
you have exactly the profile of a girl

likes to take whips in her buttocks.

I'm a horrible person. I'm sorry.

Hey, but everything's fine.

I was putting you in a box. You had a
reason to come see me.

It's not me. It's Marianne who had the
idea.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

No,

she adds worse on movies.

This is an impostor, but look what he
wrote.

All wrong information.

Oh, Babette.

What would you do?

A part of it is yours.

Pardon? The chess.

Ah, yes,

I was even a champion at university.

Ah. Really?

So you're going to be sweet with me?

I'll be as sweet as an onion.

Echec et met.

Zut! Mais c 'est pas possible!

Deux victoires et un monde de trois
minutes!

Vous m 'avez menti. Vous êtes une
experte. J 'avoue, j 'ai beaucoup

Mais... Vous savez, j 'excelle dans bien
d 'être donné.

Je vous en prie, professeur, testez
-moi.

Là? C 'est pas possible.

Non. Non, non, non, c 'est pas possible.

Of course.

Clara will not be locked up. I will
remain discreet. Yes, but if she wakes

she won't agree.

That's what's exciting, isn't it?

And then, I was a very bad girl.

I need to be punished very severely.

Yes.

D 'accord, mamma mia, d 'accord.

Je

t

'aime, Sean.

Mmm.

C 'est bon pour lui.

Mm.

It's very nice.

Yes. Yes.

Tell us more about Thailand, Babette.

White sand beaches, with huge rocks that
the sea has been grinding for

millennia.

Very few tourists know this place, and
frankly, it's much better than no need

for swimsuits.

The foot, what? To bathe naked and dry
in the sun.

What prevents us from doing the same
thing here?

But you're crazy, and then we saw each
other. And in this case, it would be the

most curious to be a genie.

It's not wrong.

Come on, Clara.

She's right. Stop playing your friend.

And then, well... It won't take 40
years, huh?

Yes, that's true.

Yeah,

why not?

Come on, Clara, don't be so pudic.

Yes, that's clear. Come on, come on.

Mais oui, François, je suis certain.

Qu 'est -ce que tu me racontes? Kant s
'est démodé.

Mais tu ne vas quand même pas laisser
tomber.

Écoute, j 'arrête tout.

Mais ce n 'est pas possible.

Mais non, mais ce n 'est pas un caprice.
C 'est qu 'il faut être dans l 'air du

temps. Maintenant, le temps, c 'est le
sexe.

Voilà. Tu veux faire du porno
maintenant?

Mais non, mais pas de la pornographie.

Arrête de faire n 'importe quoi. Écoute,
je te propose un truc très sérieux.

Ouais, décroche tes pornos. Non, mais
pas de photos. Mais tu me prends pour un

pervers. Comment tu peux imaginer
quelque chose de pareil?

Attends, je te rappelle.

But what the fuck is going on here? Hey!

Managia la miseria.

Ah, you there!

Did you hear what happened outside?

What? Ah, did you hear?

There's an American who's filming the
girl naked. Ah, really?

Ah, yes.

Well, I'm going to shut up, me, the
American.

No, especially not.

We'll go through with the has -been.

Ah, shit, that's serious.

It's going to be a disaster.

But I have an idea.

Do it with me.

Open it.

Okay, I love you a lot, but if not,
well, you see.

But I don't give a fuck about your
pussy.

Don't you see that the revolution has
begun?

After the stanky lot, he left her
without a slip.

That's where you say goodbye to our
women. Do you understand?

No, I don't understand.

Well, I trust you.

It's you, Lattero.

Okay, then, let's go.

And then?

We too, we want to make the revolution.

Of course.

Dex, Pussy.

i don't give a come on yeah

Well, friends, it's been a while since
this house has not resonated with so

laughter. I propose you a little evening
dressed in a suit full of costumes

inside.

Are we going to look for them?

Yes! Party time!

Oh, my God.

Amen.

Bye.

oh oh

Let's see.

See you.

No! No!

um um

Thank you.

Sigh.

Oui, allô, études de maître Fouillard, j
'écoute. Très cher maître, nous allons

être franches avec vous. Nous ne vendons
plus.

Cette maison reste dans la famille.

Mais nous sommes vraiment, vraiment
navrés pour les dérangements, n 'est -ce

pas, Clara?

Oui, tout à fait. D 'ailleurs, nous nous
invitons, vous et Brigitte, à dîner.

Demain soir, ça vous irait?

C 'est pour voir, nous n 'avons vraiment
aucun humour.

D 'accord, mais tantôt, tu mangerais de
la frite creuse tout le jour.

De la frite creuse.

Ah oui, oui, bien sûr. C 'est vrai qu
'on n 'a pas beaucoup l 'occasion.

And all this story made me want to go
and search for Mireille's stuff

I'm sorry, I've done it too many times.

Mireille!

No, but because you're all counting on
me!

C 'est l 'américain qui est en train de
filmer les filles à poil.

C 'est vrai?

Oui.