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Howdy, ma 'am. Are you okay?

Do you speak English?

My name is Luna.

Well, Luna, are you okay? Are you hurt at all?

I did not sustain any injuries.

I'm fine.

Where did you come from?

Yes, I saw that.

Is that a spaceship? Are you some kind of alien?

I can't stand it anymore.

Come here.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Thank you.

I have to go to

work.

Yeah, me too.

So, um, same time next week?

You think I'm that easy?

Come on. You're my favorite stop.

I should be your only stop.

So next week, Friday?

Friday, yeah. Friday works.

Okay.

I gotta go.

I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.

You're so lucky you're good in the sack.

Can I pick up your coffee for you?

Sure.

Thanks. You're welcome.

Hi.

Hi.

Want to come in? Are you hungry?

Hungry for food?

Come in.

Come around and in.

Hi there.

Hi there.

Are you hungry?

Want to eat food?

Eat? Yeah?

Yeah. Can I get a menu?

Sure thing.

Here you go, sweetie.

I'm Rick, by the way.

I'm Luna.

Nice to meet you.

See anything you like?

I'll take that.

That.

And some of these.

You want all of that?

Are you sure you can pay for that?

Yeah, yeah, I got it.

Okay.

So, where are you headed?

Headed? Headed.

Oh, my destination?

Yeah. It has been temporarily altered.

Where are you from?

Far, far away.

Give me foodie.

Enjoy.

Hungry, huh?

This all looks so good.

Yeah, it's good.

I like it.

Like that.

What is the purpose of this action?

To catch a ride.

To continue our journey?

Yeah, it's called hitchhiking.

Hitchhiking?

Yeah, hitchhiking.

Hey, Los Angeles Thanks, man

All right, there you go, guys.

Cool.

Thanks a lot, man.

Travel safe.

Travel safe.

All right, well, let's set up and get some sleep, huh?

Sleep?

Yeah, sleep.

Luna.

Hey, Luna.

Come to bed.

Bed? Yeah.

Are you good in the sack?

Uh, what?

Are you good?

In the sack?

Uh, I like to think so.

Good.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Do you want some water for you?

Hey.

Mmm.

Thank you.

That was enjoyable.

Both physically and mentally stimulating.

Aim to please.

You're not from around here, are you?

I'm from...

Come on in. Hey!

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

Hey!

What is this?

You've never seen one of those?

No. What's the purpose?

It's, um...

It's a car air freshener that makes your car smell good.

Why does your car have an offensive aroma?

See?

This is amazing.

Do you have more of these?

You can keep that one.

You really got to get out more often.

All right, sweetie. Take it easy. And be careful.

Be careful.

How weird.

Hey, miss. Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Have you, uh, have you ever done any modeling?

Modeling? What is modeling?

Damn, you are gorgeous.

What is your name?

My name is Luna.

Luna.

It's fucking perfect.

I mean, look at you.

Perfect bone structure.

It's your real hair.

Beautiful eyes.

Legs that go on for days.

And you got that perfect little country night activity that I love.

Maybe I'm going to make you a star.

You can make stars?

Absolutely.

I've made dozens of them.

Really? What are their names?

Maybe I know them.

What galaxy are they from?

Aren't you just the cutest little thing?

Where do you make the stars?

I make them in my studio.

You want to come check it out?

I would like that very much.

All right. It's right up here on West 3rd. Come on.

Come on.

Attention.

Attention, everybody.

We have a little change of plan here.

We're going to be shaking things up a bit. This here is Luna.

She's going to be joining us today. So, Monica and Kelly.

Let's get her into wardrobe and makeup and make her look even more beautiful.

Hi, Luna.

Come with us.

Have a seat.

Okay, yes.

You two bozos.

Let's shoot.

That's me.

Love it.

Quiet back there.

Stay with me, guys.

You're lovely.

Yeah, yeah.

Here's you.

Oh, my God.

Magnet?

Pretty.

Yeah.

Very pretty.

Why don't you step over there with your other model, and let's get started.

Thank you, lady.

All right.

Closer. You can move it closer than that.

Okay. Look towards me. Look towards me. There you go.

Beautiful.

Look at this.

Nice.

Take a look.

Look towards them.

There you go.

Good. Face towards Danny.

Yeah. Yes, that's good.

Yeah. Danny, get close. Get in towards your neck.

Make this a little more sexy. The three of you look great together.

That's it.

Yeah, we like that.

It's okay. It's okay, little. Go with that.

Nice. Beautiful.

Let me have you turn and face Danny a little bit.

All right, go back towards Nicole.

Go back towards Nicole there.

Yeah, same thing you're doing again.

Same thing.

That's it. That's hot. Get in there. Get on there.

Get it first.

Lose that belt.

Lose that belt there again.

Yeah, okay, good. Yeah, that's hot.

No, no, it's okay. Keep going with that. That's hot. Beautiful.

Keep kissing. Yes, this is what we're looking for.

Yes.

Yes, that's okay.

It's going to look fantastic. It's nice.

Remember, you've got to be a star. Make it a star.

Yes.

Yes.

Love this. Keep going.

Yes. Done.

Keep going.

Keep going, guys. Don't stop. Don't stop.

Nicole, let's close the top there. Let's show the top.

Yeah, just hold.

Let me see. Bring it. There you go. Look at that. That's nice.

Yes. Yes.

Beautiful.

Yes.

Luna, now you.

Now you show yours.

There you go. There you go. Help her out.

That's so hot.

Keep going. Yes.

Smile. I want to see smiles all around. Everybody smiling.

This looks magnificent, guys. Keep going.

Yes.

Let me see her back that a little bit. Spin her around when you get a chance.

Yes. Look over your shoulder, Luna. Yeah, that's beautiful.

We love that.

Love this.

Ah, I love this. Go with that. Beautiful.

Pretty. Yes.

So pretty.

Love this.

being born right now.

Yes. Sorry.

Yes.

Get in there. Everybody in. Yes.

Luna, go ahead and take that top off all the way.

Yes. That's good.

Beautiful.

Keep going, guys.

This looks amazing.

Let me grab my camera. Be right back.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

oh my god oh my god oh

my god

Ugh.

Ugh.

All right.

So, Christian said you might need a place to crash.

I'm from far away.

And I have crashed.

But how did you know?

What?

No, do you need a place to stay?

I have an extra room and sometimes I rent it out to the models.

A place to stay?

But I have no currency for rent.

Okay, okay, okay.

That was a great job today.

Make sure you fill out your releases, and here is your dough.

Dough?

Yeah, your money.

Currency?

You are too damn cute.

I could probably use you next Friday for my next suit, so if you want to go

ahead and leave your contact number, that would be great, and we'd call you.

Okay?

Let me try to get that.

Well, looks like you have rent money.

There we go.

Shit.

Oh, God, you're such a pig.

Oh, you and your porno.

I mean, you didn't tell me that you were having company over, so... What

difference does it make? How many times have I told you not to jerk your dick in

the front room?

Yeah, but this TV has a good remote.

This is porno?

Um, no. That's porno.

Oh!

Porno.

Where did you find her at?

So, you've never seen porn before?

No.

I like it very much.

Hey, Kelly hates it. Shut up!

What? You don't do this?

Well, I do it, but I... Not like I do porn.

Can I walk?

What?

Hell yeah, now we're talking.

Shut up, you!

Luna, it doesn't really work like that.

But it could.

Come on, baby. You've been promising me some kinky shit for years now.

Oh, yes.

Kinky shit.

I wish to watch you make porno.

Babe,

this looks like a perfect starting point.

Fine.

You owe me.

Big time.

Alright.

Well,

get to work.

Um, well, clearly this is the blowjob portion of the show right there.

Shut the fuck up and eat my bock.

Yes, eat her bock.

Okay.

Thank you.

Oh.

Thank you.

Wow.

Too much.

You've ejaculated an immense amount.

Should we take her to the hospital or something?

What? What's your friend's name? Luna?

Does Luna have a last name?

Does she have insurance?

Who cares?

Both are sticking out of her skin.

Calm down.

We have to go through the paperwork first. Ladies, what seems to be the

My friend's arm is broken.

And she doesn't have insurance.

Let me have a look.

That's got to hurt.

Hurt?

No, she's in shock.

Take the radiology then. Can you put her in an exam room for me?

Okay then.

Let's get this arm set in the class then, shall we?

Let's take this off.

What the... How are you fixed?

Yes.

Fixed.

Yeah, but... How... You self -heal?

Yes. I can rejuvenate.

Hold on, this isn't possible.

Are you messing with me?

Myers and paediatrics catch up for their... Myers?

Messing?

Where I come from...

We can all feel damage to our physical being.

You cannot?

Well, yes, of course we can, but it takes longer than 20 minutes, and it

medicines and surgeries.

I think we should get you out of here.

Do you have somewhere to go?

My friend Kelly is here.

Right, well, let's go and find her.

Nurse, have you seen the woman that came with this young lady?

Yes, she said she had to get back to work and left this number.

This phone.

Hello?

Hi,

this is Dr. Moore from St. Michael's. I have Luna here and I need someone to

come pick her up.

And a billing address.

Look,

can you call me back? It's 555 -7392.

As soon as you can, please.

Look, nurse, I'm going to finish on my shift. Can you just find me out? I

need to take care of this.

Doctor,

what am I supposed to tell accounting about this bill? We'll sort it out.

Don't worry about it.

So, how does this work? I mean, how are you able to heal yourself and get

better? I don't understand.

Is it in your physiological makeup, maybe? Or maybe a high mental capacity?

This could be huge.

You are very inquisitive.

This knowledge is important to you? Well, yes. I mean, it could change

science as we know it.

Yours is a young planet.

And time.

Species will adapt.

It'll come.

What?

What are you trying to say?

Are you trying to say you're from another planet?

I am from Theronia.

I need a drink.

Do you drink?

Drink, yes.

Great. I'll be back.

Oh, you like TV?

Yes, very much.

I learned a lot about your species from the TV.

Well, you realize not everything you see on TV is real. You know that, right?

Do you like porno?

What?

Oh, yes.

Yes, fuck me.

Fuck me like a dirty little bitch, Julie.

Oh, um... Well... Why do they...

Hockey Pillar was fixed like that.

Well, that's 20.

It's a form of combat.

Combat? Yeah.

Never mind.

What's wrong? What is it? What is that place?

It's nothing. It's just an ad. It's a commercial.

We must go there. What? Why?

You must take me there now.

All right. Calm down. Why? I'm coming. Okay. Let's go. We need the address. Why

don't we just look at the address?

920... Three, Wes, Wes Morgan, okay.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, what a fucking crap.

Pull that fucking dick.

You want to fuck that

pussy?

Finally.

You're knocking on my foot.

Is that okay?

I get that.

You need that fucking car? Yeah, I want it now. Get up on that fucking table,

man.

Oh, yeah. Blow that fucking cock, baby.

Oh,

yeah.

I just, yeah.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

All right, just like that.

And calm down.

Is that calm?

Higher, higher.

Do I get my significant other?

Absolutely.

You.

You are Theron.

Who are you?

I am Luna of Theronia.

You are Theron?

Why are you here? What is your purpose?

My ship malfunctioned. I've crashed here on Earth.

I knew this day would come.

I, too, have crashed almost a decade ago in Earth time.

And who is this?

This? This is Dr. Kevin Moore.

He has a friend.

And he has helped me.

And who is this?

Ah.

She, too, is a friend.

She comes to perform fellatio on me often.

Fellatio.

Ah, that.

These humans are quite adept at such practices.

I enjoy it as often as possible.

She was one of my favorites.

All right, guys, can we get back on track?

I saw your ship on the TV.

Is it operational?

No.

Unfortunately not.

There's a little more than a store sign now.

I've tried to fix it many times, but with no luck.

And yours?

Minor damage, but not operational.

Maybe we can work together.

Take the working parts from each ship to make one functional ship.

So we can go home?

Exactly.

As much as I love the humans, what do I give for a big one bowl of dunka?

What's up in the back for me?

Why don't you give me your ship coordinates?

We will meet there in six hours time, at midnight.

It will give me time to gather the parts of my ship and say our goodbyes.

Are you leaving me?

Oh.

Daddy has to go home.

Take me with you.

As much as I would like that, it is not possible.

All right, you know, I need to go.

Here are my coordinates.

Until then.

Travel safe.

Travel safe.

My ship is located here.

Okay.

Well, that's independent.

We go up to 395, we should be able to be there in under four hours.

Excellent.

Thank you so much for helping me.

If I could ever repay you, it'd be my honor.

Well, you remember back at Mondok Shop when, you know, when you were 10, how us

humans are so adept at sex?

And you like it often, too.

I was just thinking, maybe... Would you like to fornicate?

Yeah.

I would like that very much.

Do we have sufficient time before we must leave for our scheduled meeting?

Yeah, I think so.

Excellent.

How shall we begin?

Do you have any porno?

Oh, no. You and your porn.

But... I could put on some music.

Let me get some.

Music.

Audio vibration set in rhythmic pattern to induce calm.

I could get some wine, too.

Wine?

Alcoholic beverage derived from grapes meant to depress the central nervous

system and induce a short -term euphoria.

Yeah, something like that.

Mmm,

yummy.

I think it's working.

Really? Can we have sex now?

Oh yeah, of course, whenever you're ready.

Are you excited, Doctor?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, man.

Oh yeah.

Hmm.

I mean, your sex was, wow, it was so good. It was amazing.

I'm going to miss you and your sex.

I'm going to miss you too.

I wish you could come with me.

It's a beautiful place.

I know you would like it very much.

I'm sure I would love it.

Maybe I could come back and visit you, if that's acceptable.

Yes, I'd love that.

Then I will make it so.

Great. It's going to work. It's going to work. Just a few more adjustments.

T minus five minutes. So get any last minute fellatio in you would desire.

That's an excellent idea.

Oh, no, you don't. You really don't have to.

Do you not like the way I perform fellatio?

Oh, no, no, no, it's not that.

I think three times in the car was... quite sufficient. I'm a little sore.

You guys really like your sex.

We don't have anything like it.

And it really is quite pleasurable.

Yeah, we kind of like it too.

This ship is operational.

We can leave at any time. Doctor, it was a pleasure meeting you. Thank you so

much for bringing Luna to me. Without her and her ship, I would have been

here for the rest of my days.

Well, you're very welcome.

All right, my dear, we must go. We have a long journey ahead of us.

Shake that ass.

Why do I have to shake my... It's just a figure of speech. He just

wants you to hurry up.

Oh.

Well, I guess this is time for us to say our goodbyes.

Yeah. I brought something for you to remember me by.

Oh.

Thanks.

Every time you smell this, think of me.

Travel safe.