Original subtitles

What's up, man?

Got

it

all. Everything you need. Everything.

Got it all.

I could give you one for free.

So far as you promised me a date.

I got the black and white, white and yellow and shit with the red.

Yo,

you always look that freshy, freshy. You feel me?

What are you working with today? What do you need?

I've got it all.

I've got a Gucci, Prada, everything.

Watch your head, please.

The new Jays, new forces, I got the Gucci, new Fox.

See what I got? I got man shit for my people.

You don't even worry about it.

Man lovely too, you know?

Yo, you see that Lebron right there?

Got the Uptowns though, right?

The orange stripe?

Yeah, the how much is it?

That's what it is. That's love right there. I told you, I always come back.

Chip change.

All right, sweetie.

We got figuring?

Yo, it's mad money outside. You need to come outside. Get the fuck out of here.

Let's move some money, nigga.

We're going to coach.

Brother, got it all.

The bags, mama. You need that?

Talk to the man.

Don't be scared.

I don't bite.

It's a good old New York City.

All right, I'll be back next month. Two boxes.

Tony,

chill, talk to me.

I got Gucci, the Prada, the Donny and Betty.

Can you bring them out here? No, no, we cannot do that.

Let me open it. Let me get it. Don't worry, girls. It's only merchandise

It's right through there.

Chinese might stitch that shit by hand.

You know, hand -stitched Chinese shit.

That's why we give them 10 % for charity, you know. It goes to Chinese

% goes to Chinese charity.

215, no?

Yeah, yeah.

Go get your ass in the street. Come on

Get back in your fucking car!

Oh shit, it's cold!

Hi.

Hi.

How are you?

Fine, how are you?

Are we eating anything?

We're going out.

Really?

I wish you called me. I did tell you.

Yo, he got two containers coming in for the 25. You know, I haven't been on

Broadway for a week now. I heard they got new Jordans and shit. Who got them

shit?

White on white, nigga. The other day, you know what happened? I asked him for

tape, you know what I mean? You talk to me while I'm rolling weed.

Yeah. You fuck up my concentration.

Yo, you heard about the amnesty they're giving?

Bush, please give amnesty, nigga.

What are you going to do? They're going to give you a paper and send your ass to

a ride.

Look in my eyes. Man to man.

You fuck there yet?

Man, what should I tell you, motherfucker?

You got a witness? Nigga, what you say? If you beat it, I won, nigga. You see

what I mean?

All right, dude. Bye -bye.

Get the fuck out of here, my shorty.

But you want to close the door.

Somebody's been...

Maybe take them clothes off. I need that.

Voulez -vous contre moi?

Voulez -vous?

Try, baby. OK. Voulez -vous was all right. But I suppose what you wanted to

was, voulez -vous coucher avec moi?

Coucher avec moi. How do you say I love you? Je t 'aime.

Je t 'aime. Je t 'aime.

Je m 'appelle Lucky.

Je m 'appelle Lucky. I'm Lucky.

From?

De?

I'm a salesman, basically.

A professional salesman.

Professional salesman? Yeah, with degrees and everything.

With degrees?

Yeah. What type of degrees?

From the school of, you know, Broadway.

Why are you bringing all of this here?

That's my stock.

I've saved two G's.

Are you serious? Who has it? I'm getting champagne.

No, no, no, you're not getting champagne.

No, no, no, no, no.

You're going to school, remember?

Come on, let's sleep.

One more time.

Can I hear that shit real quick?

You want to hear what shit?

Can I make a little cue real quick? Oh yeah, I like that better. I'll go

downtown, I'll go downtown.

Oh my God, this shit is mad heavy and it's fucking freezing out here.

I'm tired of this shit. I'm about to get sick.

He looks for people that look like they got money and then hustles them to get

inside, takes them upstairs, goes ahead and fucking, you know, makes them buy

some fake ass shit. Get off my earring, man.

What you need, my dude? You need some bags?

Townsend Jordans, St.

Belen's. Who sent you to be selling the weed out here?

Nah, I didn't see him today.

He got locked up.

Yeah, they're not great.

He's stressing me out. I don't like that shit. I'm not trying to stress you out

at all.

Mama, I got bags.

Louis Vuitton, Coach, Prada, Gucci. I got everything.

Yeah, I have everything, everything.

You're not police, though, right?

You never know.

White people come in different colors.

Les, want to take this lady for me? It's too late. It's too bad. You're crazy to

block his hut. Go to Alec. No, just get out of here. Go.

All right, let's go.

I'll take care of you, all right?

That's him.

Lucky!

Lucky!

Uh, I don't think so.

Oh, Mama, listen. I can't go.

Mommy, you know what? If you cannot climb it from the middle, I'll carry you

Or I'll make it up to you. I'll give you discounts, okay?

Discounts? Yeah.

All right, I'll go this way. Lucky!

You're looking cool. What the fuck are you doing? Can you hold them for me real

quick? I'm not here for that shit.

Yo, let me finish with these customers.

Help me out. Hold on.

Man, I got customers here.

Take a week.

Look,

that's your son, and I need you to stay with him for a couple of weeks.

You're funny.

Listen to me. I'm not playing. This is not a game. This is your son, and I need

you to help me with him.

Come on.

Listen to me. He's your son. Just take him.

I've been taking care of him for a year and a half. And now it's your fucking

turn to take care of him.

I'm serious, and I gotta go.

So you do whatever you have to do, sell your bags, do whatever, make your money,

but make sure you take care of him, all right? Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Linda, Linda, Linda, I never killed you.

know I never killed me. Save you, nigga.

What are you trying to say? Man, I used to talk about my serious. I used to talk

about my cool. That's his son. Look at him. Look at him. That's his son. Look

him. No, we gotta go. You guys are playing, right? This is a joke. You

We gotta go. Take the bag.

Nigga, let's go.

Be a man for once.

Take care of your fucking kid. I'm out. Man, listen. Why you doing this to me,

man? You crazy?

Where the fuck you coming from?

Linda, listen.

Linda, you crazy?

No, stop.

What the fuck is going on?

Listen, listen.

No.

Yo, you better come get a kiss! Yo, you better come get a kiss!

That's a fucking

car!

Come get your fucking son, nigga.

You don't know how to keep your fucking race, bro. You and this stupid bitch are

on my fucking nerve. You was already in the car. Why the fuck you have to get

out? I'm sorry.

Why? Because I know who this is. And you put me in the middle of this stupid

shit. You don't have to get out the car.

You don't have to get up the car. You got me fighting in the street with this

blood diamond, nigga, man.

Yo,

Linda, get on the fucking floor.

Stand clear of the...

Two weeks ago, and don't be coming to my fucking window saying nothing about

her. I don't want nothing to do with her. Listen, listen, listen. I'm really

stressed up. She came and left this baby. She left her boyfriend to do her

I don't got nothing to do with it. Listen, I have no paper. I'll be coming.

I know what the fuck that means, man.

She got me tired already. I don't want to deal with her crazy life no more.

That's your man. Listen.

He's 24 and .

Listen. You listening?

Now you hear me.

This is my house.

All right? Listen.

Hey, I know you can hear me.

This is my house.

You don't walk out of that door without me, without telling me.

Yeah, I know you got pretty hair. Stop bothering with your white -looking hair.

You don't touch those. Those are my pornos.

You know, that was my special collection.

Go to jail if you touch those.

To open that fridge, I got my drink.

I'm talking about... I got it into everything.

All right, you don't touch it, you touch my smoke.

You don't look like me, I swear to God, you don't look like me.

I know you're innocent and everything.

Don't cry, you make me cry.

Hello, baby.

Can you come over tonight, please?

All right, call me when you get off the train.

Bye.

Oh,

baby.

I'm almost here.

Isn't that right?

Come on.

Oh, God.

I have to play with it.

No, stay right there. Don't look.

Stay right here.

Look that way.

Okay. How are you?

Stu, listen.

Stay right here and don't fucking move. That's my... Shh.

What is it?

Fucking shit. What?

It's my fucking history, Jess.

It's my... Oh, no.

What do you want to come in? Just come in. You're acting very weird. What's

wrong with you? Just talk to me.

Look, baby, listen. Spit it out.

Just promise me you're not going to freak out. Promise what?

All right, please.

Why do you want me to promise that? Just calm down. Just calm down.

This shit is driving me crazy, baby. Listen, don't freak out. I told you,

freak out on me. I am going to freak out if you keep talking like that.

Yo, look how this freaking baby... What the... Baby, listen, this shit is... Oh,

my God. What is it?

This shit is... What did you just say? This freaking girl I used to date,

Calm down. My God, it's stressing me out.

Okay, what happened?

I don't even know how to... Would you stop mumbling and tell me what it's

I don't even know what's going on. Why? Tell me what's going on. It's because of

this stupid girl. I don't even remember.

Oh, my God, she came to my job. I don't even know how she found out about my

job. She came to the job, she dropped this baby off, she said, it's my baby.

She just left the baby on the street and left. What should I do?

Okay, no, no, no, you need to rewind this for me, okay?

Rewind this for me. I'm not rewinding nothing.

Yes, you are.

What are you telling me? If you're going to tell me something, tell me the whole

story. I left it upstairs when you rang the bell. You left what upstairs?

I'm not joking, baby. What is that? That's your baby?

That's not my baby, baby. Listen.

Let's go downstairs, all right? Let's try and talk about this downstairs. Oh,

God, you have a baby.

I started to look like me. Look at me.

Please, don't even kill me. Don't let me go crazy right now. You have a baby.

Please.

Baby, come downstairs. There's no one. Please, don't.

Shh.

What's wrong? You have a son.

Oh, my God.

You have a baby.

That's what I get from the story, right?

Right? I don't have a baby. You don't have a baby? What is that?

That's a baby, if you ask me.

Fuck. Yeah.

Fuck, you can say that.

Stop screaming. Stop screaming. Stop screaming. I am fucking nervous right

Listen, listen, I need your help, all right? Please.

Look at this. Look at his face. Look at his head.

Look. There's nothing like me. Look, look, look. He's got to be a little

baby. Look at his hair. Look at his hair. If I ask you, okay, what woman

just come to you to drop a baby with you? I know somebody with a mixed hair.

doesn't look like that.

I know so many people with mixed hair.

They don't look like you, man. So this girl just wakes up in the morning and

thinks to herself, hey, I'm just going to pick this guy randomly in the street

and drop the baby off.

There has got to be a mixed hair. I'm telling you the truth, all right? I

with her. I didn't even come inside here. I swear to God.

any time I'm coming. I don't want to know that. I swear to God. No, no, no,

I don't want to know that.

Okay, okay, okay.

Uh, what?

Did you call the police? Do something?

How can I call the police? I don't know.

I have no papers. You crazy?

I don't know, child.

That's why I'm going crazy. I would have taken you to the prison, all right?

Children's services, something.

sleep with please all right she said two weeks okay let's just just just help me

out for two weeks i'm just praying she comes to pick this thing up so

has he eaten yet i was about to go get chinese for all of

us all right you're gonna have chinese for dinner not so funny i'm not playing

right here he was hungry

Shut up and do whatever.

No!

You eating everything? Go to sleep so we can make some love, okay?

Hey, don't even think you're getting love.

I'm stressed, I mean. Hey, don't go there.

I cannot do this.

I've been going to Japan one more time.

By the way, that shit you gave me two weeks ago, that fucking Lacoste, that's

old Navy shit, man. Come on, what are you talking about? Listen, listen.

You know you sold them all, and you know you don't even have one piece left.

I made no penny on that.

Not my problem.

Anyway, forget about that. I'm going to make it up with something nice for you.

Got something real good.

Crazy shit.

Hey, Ali. Hey, what's up?

How are you? Doing all right.

Good. So what you got? Air Force One, patent leather.

What? Air Force One, patent leather Air Force.

Oh, yeah? Yeah. Yeah, I heard about that shit.

Yeah, the Uptowns, right?

Yep. Yeah, yeah.

How much you got? Full container.

I'm going to drop you a nice price. Nice price, $50 .55 a pop.

How much is it? 20 pieces a box.

Size 7 to 13, pre -packed. How much, man?

$32. You're kidding me, $32.

$32? What do you mean you're kidding me, $32?

I'm telling you, full shipment. I'll make some money. You make some money.

$28. We'll call it a deal. No pick English. $28. No pick English.

What are you talking about, no pick English? I'm telling you, I can't do it.

fuck that, man. No, no, no. I'm not paying you $32.

Let me finish.

Let me talk.

I'm telling you. Tell me.

This is what I'll cut for you.

Two weeks, cash, complete amount of money.

I charge you 30 a pop, and we'll all have a nice day. All right, two weeks.

weeks. 30 bucks. All right. Look at them big -ass lips. Look at yours.

Look at the nose.

Yeah, look at the nose. That is not a white boy's nose.

Fuck this shit. I cannot even get no fucking love.

Jesus. God, this shit is crazy.

Shut up.

Air Force DVDs. Air Force DVDs.

What's up, man? Where you going?

Who is this?

Man, this fucking bitch. You don't remember that fucking bitch? What bitch?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're playing, right?

You don't even know what I'm going through.

You're white. You're black, son.

The fuck are you doing?

Oh, my God.

What the fuck?

What's his name?

I don't know his freaking name. You don't even know their fucking name. The

is white.

You black.

You got an Oreo cookie.

This shit is serious, man. This is some serious shit, man. This shit is killing

me. This is your color.

And this shit is hot, man.

Man, this shit is hot.

What? Oh,

boss.

What is this? This is the shit that happened yesterday, boss. That's why I

couldn't come back.

Do I deserve this, boss? Just look. Do I deserve this?

Let this bitch build this shit on Broadway and throw it on me.

Oh, my God. Hold on, brother. Hold on.

It's like, hold the baby for me. One second.

I hold the baby. She's like, take the baby. It's your baby.

I'm like, what the fuck? You're crazy.

Why didn't you go to the police? Listen, listen, listen. I need help. I need

help. I need help.

I cannot go to the police. Yeah. I can never go to the police.

They're right, boss.

How am I going to go to the police?

I have everything for you. We'll come back tomorrow. My friend is in trouble.

It's your money, huh? Don't worry about that, huh? Well, forget it. Forget it.

Are you fucking crazy? Are you kidding me?

I think that bitch is on fucking drugs, niggas. That bitch is smoking some

fucking... Oh, man.

Shit. What am I... Is he yours, man?

On the real... I'll fucking run. This is fucked up. I'll fucking run twice.

You don't understand what you're getting yourself into.

Do you know what I'm saying? Do you understand what you are getting yourself

into?

This is a little baby, man.

What am I going to do with this shit? I don't know what you're going to do. If I

get somebody to buy it, I will sell it.

What the fuck is that?

That's some money. Just go home tonight. Don't work.

Get the kid. Buy him some milk. Get out of here. Keep him warm, man. Don't

fucking look at my face. I don't look like you. You don't look like me. Don't

look at my face.

Don't look at my face.

Where's the daddy?

Where's your daddy? Yo, this is not funny, boss. Don't take this as a joke.

right, here.

Hold on to him.

Hold on nicely. You don't hold the kid like that. Hold it with the other hand.

There you go. Okay.

Put the hand on him.

All right?

Go.

Come on.

I'll see you tomorrow. Go.

I'll call you when I get to the... Hold the kid, man. You're gonna drop the kid.

I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fucking... Are you fucking kidding me?

the kid.

All right, now you go.

Please do me a favor, go to sleep. I don't want to scream at you, okay?

You want to get like that, huh?

What the fuck am I going to do with this?

I'm going to teach you how to hustle.

I've seen James, yo.

Louis Vuitton, mama. Got it all.

So give me the 25 for the joiners right there.

Oh, come on, man. How could I do you, Jase? Why not? Just one pair for you.

I'll do you that. This is one time. They can make it happen.

You had breakfast?

Yeah, we... Come on. Hold on. Go ahead.

Lev, you gonna take 2 .5 for the ops?

Man, it's a 27.

Here's some kicks, boys.

Gotta look good. Just like me.

Take a couple, take two more.

You don't have any more pink.

Right there, that.

That's not pink enough.

Oh, you want it pinky -pinky?

Yeah, you have the blue and brown and stuff.

Go right through there. There's a guy waiting for you.

See what we got for them, sure.

Yeah, we got Gucci, we got Louis, we have Cochise, we got Parley.

It's retail platform, I'm giving you. What if we're buying four bags? If you

six, I'll give you another.

Both of y 'all got to get signed, you know what I'm saying?

Whatever it is, I'm going to give you $75. $75? $45.

I need you to say $70, man. $135.

$140. Yeah,

she deserves it.

We got to do $45. That's like one.

I want these. You got these in 13?

You got those in 13? I'll buy both those. I'll buy 13.

Okay.

Oh,

look at that. They're going out back.

Don't worry. I got a lot of them. I've got cold cheese. I've got Prada.

Who's here?

Hi. What time is it?

I don't know. What time is it?

It's four o 'clock.

Is it?

Yep.

Where were you?

I was out.

Out where?

Manhattan.

Where?

Manhattan.

Dance club.

Dance club.

Guys.

What? With guys.

That is a dumb question, Levon.

Sexy dancing.

Levon.

Are you flirting?

Do you flirt when you're drunk?

You know I love to flirt when I'm drunk.

Yes, you do.

How do I flirt when I'm drunk?

Hi.

I'm Nadia.

I'm an artist.

I'm married.

Do you say that stuff when you're flirting?

Stupid question.

I need you to do me a huge favor.

Listen, just wait.

I need you to stay with the baby for

two more weeks.

Listen to me. I just need some more time. I have a lot of things going on

now. I'm fucking frustrated with this thing around me. And you know how my

situation is. I'm not going to take care of this fucking stupid.

I'm not calling you stupid. Why are you being so fucking difficult?

Yo, Lily, what you doing in there? I got to go.

I got to go.

No, you can't. Let's talk about this.

I'm awake. I got to go.

I got to go.

Are you still there?

You have any bad ideas?

Hey! Don't touch the heater.

You understand complaining?

No.

It's your nap time, alright?

What?

Go to sleep.

Yeah, like that.

Yo son, you know this dude named Lucky?

Yeah, I got whatever you need, dude. No, no, no, I gotta talk to him about

something. I'm mad, I told you I got a better price for you. Yo, little boy, I

gotta talk to him about some personal shit.

Man, check out the phone over there, right in front of the store over there.

over there somewhere, though. Around the corner? Around the corner, yeah.

Look it up, son. All right, my nigga.

Hey, what up, man?

You see Lucky?

Who? Lucky.

What's up with Lucky?

Look, man, I need to speak to him about something.

What do you want to talk to him about?

Listen, man, just tell that motherfucker to stop calling my girl Linda, you

understand? Or I'm going to break that nigga's face again.

Oh, you're the guy who dropped the kid on him.

Why would you do that? Watch your fucking mouth. What the fuck is wrong

you? Get the fuck out of here.

Get the fuck out of here, I said. Fucking fuck you, nigga. You can suck my

motherfucker.

You only spend two hours on Broadway.

How much you make, $10 today?

You get to buy diapers, food. You spend $400 on toys. And your landlord chasing

you for this fucking money, the rent money.

I'm going through shit, nigga.

Nothing, nigga. No beer. Nothing. Nothing.

Nothing. What you doing?

That's not your son.

You're not listening.

Maybe I'm sorry.

Uptown's daughter.

We don't get you no money today.

You need some coaches, mama? Shut up.

Put this show on. You're going to be full.

Fucking sold out.

Killing me.

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Yeah, I know it's cold.

You know, we got to do this.

Fuck this.

That one.

That one. Take it.

Hold on a second.

What's up?

Oh, shit, niggas.

Keep it low, all right?

Please, just be quiet.

Thanks.

Hey.

No, it's okay. Don't worry about it. There's police out there. Outside. Let's

it and get out of here, all right?

Not right outside. I mean, if you want to get something else, hurry up. But,

know what I mean? Let's drink out of here.

Everybody's shutting down right now.

Don't worry about it. Don't be scared, woman.

Look what you've done to me. Look. Look at me.

Look what I'm wearing.

This look good for a hustler, huh?

Look at me, like freaking, what's her name?

Maka, whatever, the one on TV.

Life sucks. Life fucks with you.

Shit.

Man, this shit is going to kill me. I hate being mean to you, but trust me.

I'm stressed out. And don't fall.

Here,

please eat for me, please.

Um, um,

um.

Nina. Nina.

They got no money for cookies.

No money for cookies.

What you doing?

I'm packing up my stuff.

I've been waiting long enough for you to come and pick it up.

Hey, ma, don't start with me now.

Don't start nothing, Linda.

And take Eduardo's stuff, too. You take all his stuff. And by the way, there was

this guy with the baby, with Eduardo, coming looking for you, yelling like a

crazy ass, calling Linda.

Slow down, slow down.

You want to take it? Take all this shit. Take it. I don't care. You want to

leave? You take it. Take all this stuff.

When you left out of here, you left out of my house with your son.

And then this man come out the window yelling, Linda, Linda, like he's crazy.

Cursing me out with the Eduardo in his arm. He didn't even know how to carry

him. Don't you think about your son, how he's suffering?

Can't you?

Take it.

Okay? All right?

Come on, mama.

He's fine.

He's fine.

He's healthy. He's fine. He's not. He sleeps.

He does everything.

He's fine. Look at those pictures. That's your baby. You don't miss him.

his picture.

Look. Look at Eduardo.

Look. He got your eyes, your nose, and that big

boy.

Come on.

remember this when he gets older. Mm -hmm.

That's what you think. He gonna be grown. He ain't gonna remember none of

He's still gonna love his mommy.

Mm -hmm. Like you didn't remember anything, right?

When your father walked away from me and left me and I had two jobs.

Huh?

Mm -hmm. Okay?

No.

Don't let it go.

this one over here has a hologram hey lucky

will you pay attention here for a second yeah right there please you see these

over here becoming black and gold dude

yo show me the other one the one before this the one before this here hold on

yeah this came in last week i got these available four colors size seven and a

half to thirteen

Everything you need. You want a blue?

He's a number 20s.

Go take care of your son right now. Listen, he's making too much noise,

milk all over the place. Let me talk to the dude right here, man.

Go do what you do.

It's not even his kid. It's a white kid. That kid is almost Lebanese, I think.

He ain't Lebanese, man. Don't be saying shit like that. I mean, little kids,

man, mixed kids when they're young, they like that color, man. They darken up.

Now, does he look like him? Of course he looks like him. Look at his eyebrows,

dude. Oh, please. Look at his eyebrows.

Seriously, just because he's light doesn't mean they're not your child.

If you're going to take the quantity that you promised me, I'm going to give

to you for that much.

Let me see.

You want to do me a favor?

You want to do us both a favor? Take this and this. Go roll that shit. Leave

alone. And we do this over here. I'm holding on to this, man. Don't play,

Don't fuck with that shit, man. Just roll that shit and come back.

I need the orange Air Force Ones. As many as you could get me. I'm talking

300 pairs, 500.

Look at me, I'm serious.

Look, I got a store down there. They put like Air Force Ones, you know. I got my

Air Force Ones. I got my Air Force. Blasted outside and all these

They go there and they're like buying it like hotcakes.

You're lucky.

I mean, I got to talk about the pink elephant in the room.

You didn't know what happened?

What happened?

You threw the baby on me and bounced.

Is it your baby?

I don't think so.

Man, some shit. If you're serious and you want to know for sure so you can

the right decision, all you got to do, papi, is just like, you know, there's a

thing called DNA test. Just go get it. It's 300 bucks and you get a DNA test.

Can I?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm going to come back next month. No doubt. I'll be right here for you.

Hey, baby.

I got your purse.

We're lucky.

All seriousness.

Get that DNA test.

You got it, boss.

I need freaking help, all right? I am here, aren't I?

I am here.

Okay? I'm just trying to say, just be a mother. Why can't you act like a mother

if you cannot be?

You know what? You're not going nowhere.

You're not going nowhere.

You're not going nowhere.

Listen to me.

Listen, you're not going nowhere. Listen to me, because I'm going to tell you

this once, okay?

I'm going to tell you this just once.

I'm not trying to be crazy. It is not my baby, all right?

It is not my baby.

I did not do this baby with you. I am not even supposed to be here. Do you

how many girls would have left you?

Do you know?

Look at me. I didn't say you should. No, no, no, no, no, no. All right, I got

that message. No, no, no. What's his name?

You don't even have a name for the child. And you're asking me?

Me, who didn't even bear the child, to act like a mother?

Hey, don't touch me. Don't touch me.

Lucky, lucky, I'm very angry right now. Please don't touch me.

You look pretty What?

You look pretty

I'm pretty.

Mm -hmm.

You're pretty.

You don't recognize me after all?

Yeah.

What about it?

Forgot? This is where we had the first date.

What's funny?

Nothing.

How many fucking birthdays are you gonna have here, man?

This is a restaurant, not a birthday hall.

That's a bad man.

Fucking Christ.

My man.

What's up? What's up, little man?

This is my man, LeVon Elder.

I need like three boxes, man. I got my life savings. I want to flip it over the

weekend. I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. That's just his.

I know my man ordered them things, but I need them. Listen, I got to talk to my

mom. That's just for him. That shit ain't yours.

He already paid for it. He paid his deposit on that shit. I know, nigga.

It ain't happening.

I'll give you a dollar extra, please. Give me $2 and I'll think about it. Let

give you $1.

Give me $2 and I got to think about it. Don't give me that shit. You know what?

I got my life savings. I got to flip that. Whatever, whatever, dude. Listen,

got some shit to do, man. You got to get out of here, man.

$32, I'll think about it. Just let me do what I'm doing. Don't make this shit

hot for me now. Fuck, let me give you $32.

I need that shit. But listen, did you know I'm not delivering three boxes?

I ain't delivering three boxes. I got a van. I'm going to pick it up. You're

doing your man. You do whatever you want. $32, man. It's between me and you.

Just move. Let me do my shit. Go. Do what you do.

Yo, I think we can flip at least three boxes in a day, man. No, three.

Three boxes in a day we can flip.

I got the money in my hand right now. Two Gs. All I need is the van.

Man,

I'm not making no money with this stupid baby and Karina is about to leave me.

I've got to do this now, Ralph. I've got to do this now.

That's you, Greg.

What the fuck are you talking about, man?

Get rid of it in a minute. Submit it. Submit it.

See when I spoke it, I admit it.

Give me the money.

Give me the money. No!

All right, that's your commission, boy.

All right, hold on to it.

It's cold, nigga. What are you... Cold!

It's cold out here. Aren't you cold, nigga?

Yo, my man is size 11,

you're in size 9. Hurry up, man. Yo, it's man money on the street.

Is that right?

Yes, you're damn right.

All right.

Make your money up.

Yo,

yo, Levin.

Do this. Man, you should learn to do this shit. Are you kidding me?

So you got the skills? No.

You're giving me my skills, nigga.

Yo, yo, what the fuck happened here?

I don't see no shit in the car.

You came here?

Oh, man, what the fuck? What the fuck is... What the fuck you are then?

Yo, you better run down here right now.

Yo,

what the fuck is going on? Look at this shit, nigga. My shit, this shit is

dirty.

What happened?

Yo, I just went to the store right now, nigga. I went to the store to change

this bitch.

You left the door open? I don't know.

Oh, man, fuck.

Yo, buddy, listen. What the fuck is going on here? Fuck.

Oh.

everybody knows nothing y 'all y 'all

What is all this shit?

It's me moving in with Serena.

Honey, can we talk about this for a second? Look, she's not discussing it.

leaving. Just give me a minute. There's nothing to talk about.

Hey, don't be rude. She's helping. I want to talk to you. Have a sit here.

you stop? She's leaving, okay?

I'm sorry. Five minutes.

Five minutes.

Sit down a second. Sit down. We've got to calm down.

Get the fuck out of here, man. What is wrong with you?

I remember you were talking about that.

counseling thing?

Yeah, I don't want to do that anymore.

Hey, come on. Don't do this to me. It's past that.

What do you mean it's past that? It's been... I wanted to do that a year ago.

We're married people. This is not... Married people don't take breaks. This

not a real marriage.

What do you mean it's not a fucking real marriage? And we all know if it hadn't

been... for your green card. Oh, Jesus. Why would you bring that now? Why would

you say such a thing? Because we all know that... I wouldn't get married for

green card. We had the whole fucking big marriage. You put this ring on my hand.

We were in the church. The cake. Our parents. What are you talking about? I

overwhelmed. I was 23 years old and my mother wanted... Oh, shame on you. You

know... No, shame on you. I can't believe you don't see this.

It's so obvious. I'm sick of it. I really am.

six years old.

Why are you standing here?

I don't know what to do.

Because I don't know what to do.

Honey, is everything okay?

Shut the fuck up. She is not one of your hustlers on Broadway.

You can't talk to everybody like the way you talk to them.

Get out of here.

You know what? It's not fucking happening. Yes, it is fucking happening.

Okay, I'll leave that one there.

Stop this bull fucking thing. No, I'm not stopping.

This is it, okay?

Excuse me.

Hey, Nadia, this is me.

It's the third message I've been living today.

Can I please speak to Lucky?

At least have some decency to return my phone call, please.

Anybody want to buy a little boy? Give me $25.

You want to play or you want sneakers?

What you mean? Give me the sneakers. I'm going to sell these sneakers, right?

Yo, yo, get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out.

I don't like Georgians. I don't want them no more. You sure? You can't.

Get out. You guys get out.

It's up to you, man. Come on, man. What you gonna do?

How you doing?

How's business?

Yo. Where did you get those from? Where I got these? Where did you get these

from? I got these from a real man, Ralphie. Who, Ralphie? Yeah,

Ralphie.

Hey, Ralphie. Yo.

Ralph.

What's going on, Ralphie? Yo.

What happened, yo?

Yo,

listen.

What are you doing, man? Take off my shirt.

What? Are you crazy? Gotta take off this bitch. I'll be right back, nigga.

All right, I gotta take off this shit.

I'm sick of hopping. Are you on your fucking babysitter now?

Both. Shit, hopping.

You were a crazy black man, you know that?

What?

Shit.

Where'd your daddy go?

Mama! Where'd your daddy go?

Do you want to be like daddy when you grow up?

Want to be a hustler?

Or are you like ladies?

Say ta -ta.

Ta -ta.

Good for you.

Pull it.

You can't pull it. You can't open it. Do it one more time.

What you doing, man?

Lucky, what you doing, man? What you doing, man? That fucking orange

I saved him for that white dude that talk like a black man.

One, two, three.

Don't touch.

I'm going to talk to this man.

I came by the window. You were sitting right there with your little man,

remember?

That is the third thing. I came back and gave you the money. I took my shell.

I gave you the money.

What are you talking about?

After all these days, you're going to tell me I stole something from you?

I'm just fucked up, man. Right now, I don't even know what I'm doing. I can't

pay my rent. I can't do nothing.

Right now, you remember what I'm talking about. I saw the sneakers over there.

So you cool? You calm now?

You calm?

You calm? You cool?

I'm fucked right now. You cool?

i'm cool i'm cool man you cool all right

Take the hood off.

Take it off.

What happened?

Well, baby, I'm a man, you know. It should have happened.

Well, tell me.

How did that happen? Yo!

A little fight. A little fight.

A little fight?

Yes. Why?

Uh, Priya?

Hey, don't put a... Priya? Don't change the subject.

Why? She came up, you know niggas fuck it with my shit.

I get with you shower Hey,

all right, no, I am NOT I Know I want to know what happened.

I'm a hungry Everything everything Are

you talking about the VCR money? All right I want to know what happened to

money from the VCR. They were supposed to have it start off.

That's what I used for this. Huh?

That's what I took out for this.

That's what you took out for what?

For this deal. Are you telling me all that money?

Oh, my God.

Finish, go home and we can talk about this. I feel like talking about this

Let's talk about this now. It's public. I don't want my shit in public. You

don't want your shit in public.

Please. I don't give a fuck. It's public. Lucky.

Okay. You know what?

I'm done with it.

There's nothing more I can do.

Man, eat, all right?

Good boy. Eat something. It's my problem.

This is your problem?

This is your priority, Lucky?

But you don't seem to understand that.

Listen, I told you. I told you it's not my baby. It's got to go back. That's the

reason why I'm suffering. I am so tired. I am gone.

I am gone. I can't do this anymore.

I'm just... Take the keys. You go home and check.

I am not going home, Lucky. I am going.

Take the keys.

Go home and just chill. Where you going?

Okay. I gotta go.

How could you change like that? Change what? How did you suddenly change like

that? How do I change?

When did I change?

Because my question would then be, when did you stop being a man?

Just shut up and eat.

Oh, shit.

Yo,

eat something. Let's get out of here. Yo, I'm feeling tired of you, all right?

Shit, what the fuck? I'm not your daddy. I'm tired of playing daddy. Go find

your new daddy, all right? I'm out of here. That's it.

Over.

There's a devil in my life.

Monster, you monster, monster, monster, monster, monster, monster. What's the

monster's name anyway?

I'm trying to call him Prince.

Prince?

Prince means you're the king and he's the prince.

Or do you like the musician?

My dad had a dog called Prince.

Are you calling him after a dog?

We have two dogs, Ringo and Stick. It's fine.

There's a pickle.

Want a pickle? Get a pickle.

Get a pickle.

Get it, grab it.

Grab it, get it.

No!

He's like you.

Picky, too.

Picky like a pickle.

Be careful, he might get hurt.

There you go, little prince.

Want two? What can I get for two?

Come on in.

You a cop, sir?

No. I'm just kidding, man.

Oh, he just played. Come on.

50 bucks for two.

Oh, Linda!

Linda! Stay, stay, stay there. I'll ride that. Stay there.

Yo, Linda. Linda, Linda, Linda! Stay right there, Linda. What the fuck is

on? You said only two weeks, man.

I've been holding this baby down for a month. Calm the fuck down. You're in the

streets. Calm down. Get the fuck out of here. You said two weeks has been a

month. What the fuck? I can't even watch because of you. Calm down.

Be a fucking father for a few weeks. The fuck is with my baby, you crazy ass?

You're making me stop for this shit. You're making me stop so I can hear this

shit. I have to go. I have to go. Listen, listen, I'm telling you, this is

last time. He's going to fuck you up again. Listen, Linda, listen, listen,

Linda. I'm going to tell you this, and this is the last time.

All right?

I'm going to get that DNA test done.

I swear to God, I'm going to get a DNA test done.

And I swear my dad is great.

If that baby is mine,

you'll never, you'll never see the baby again.

you mark it on the wall you go to heaven and come back to earth you'll never see

that baby again i swear to god it is going to grow up to be a big man you see

you see

He belongs to you. He's yours.

Well, he don't belong to him.

But he's yours.

I can't live with her no more. I can't stand living with her.

Now he wants to get a DNA test.

I think so.

I hope so.

What's up?

What's going on?

I'm good. What do you mean you're good? I'm good.

Come on, Mom. I know you better than that.

What's she trying to make you do now?

What are you talking about? What I'm trying to make her do? Come on, Diana,

please. I already know you're Stilo.

Oh, please.

Yo, Mom, would you tell her to leave?

Before some shit starts all over again, please? Why you can't feel for the kid?

Why you making her send him to... Come on, for real. That's scandalous.

And I'm not going to have that in my crib. Whatever, Hector. Whatever. She's

lucky I got her in my crib now. Whatever, Hector. Whatever.

Whatever. Whatever.

Linda, listen. Just go ahead. Listen.

Just go ahead. You need me, you call me. I'm here for you.

She's there for you.

Fold. Fold, Hector. Fold.

I'm going to fold for you. Fold, Hector. Fold.

You see what I got to go through with her? I hate that fucking girl, yo.

I hate that little bitch. Always beefing with her. That's my only fucking

friend. That's why she lives in my apartment. She don't have a fucking

live. Yeah.

I understand where she's coming from, man. Every time she come over, you got

this little man running around, doing what you got. You got toys all over,

you got toys at rest or something.

Oh, no, man. You're not crying on me. I ain't no... Fuck that shit, my nigga.

I'm just emotional, nigga. I ain't crying, nigga. I ain't... Oh, man.

Listen, I want to take that fucking test, yo. Now you talking.

Because you want to do this, man, I want to help you on this one. Don't worry

about it. I got you. You know, I got you.

So do what you got to do. You know what I'm saying?

Get this little monkey off your back.

Bless you.

Bless you. Bless you, motherfucker.

Hello, Carito.

Baby, my phone is being cut off.

I'm calling from a payphone. So if you see an unrecognized number on your

it's me.

Baby, I'm on my way to get the DNA test done right now.

Thanks.

Talk to you later.

did you just say linda

lucky

and friend

it's time boy

let's go

Just hold it here.

And swab it for about a minute or both.

You should get a notice in the mail in about seven to ten days.

Thank you.

Thanks a lot. Appreciate it.

God bless you.

Bye, little guy.

These shits ain't no good, man. Exchange, yeah.

Because these shits is boot.

I'm going to be honest with you.

What is this man talking about?

These shits right here, my brother, is booty.

What you mean, booty? Booty.

Look at this shit right here, man. What the fuck is this on it, man? Man, she

look like you went in last night, yo. It look like you painted it on there, man.

What you mean, man?

You didn't even buy this from me. What you talking about? Yo, my brother, you

want to know how I know I bought this shit from here? How? You want to know

I know? How? Because it's the only fucking room on Broadway with a baby

with y 'all.

You do want to be my wife. I'm married.

I'm your husband.

You have to be my wife, okay?

Levon, if you don't get out of here, I'm calling security on you, okay?

Every time you have to come in when I'm talking to my wife. What is wrong with

you? You got your green card. So go away. Leave her alone.

I don't even know this guy. Do you want to fuck him?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I don't want to go home with you.

I'm going to make money today, huh?

Give me a deal where I could give it away and not worry about it.

I'll take this off your hand.

I got to tell you, you see the fishing right there?

Right there, like right there.

Yeah, but then I got to get somebody to do it for everyone.

He's hitting the dog. Come on, that's a $5 discount right there. You got the DNA

test for this guy? Yeah, I should find out any day now.

Repeat. 5 -0 on the corner. Pull that shit down.

5 -0 walking towards you right now.

Hey, Lucky.

You didn't see me? You don't know me, man. I'll come see you later, all right?

For y 'all, buddy. Get the fuck inside now. Hands up against the wall. Check

back. Hands up against the wall.

Everybody down.

Everybody down now.

I don't know these people.

What's in the pockets?

Slowly. Oh, they're starting them young.

How many men in the back?

Shut the fuck up. How many men in the back?

We got five heads back here.

A dog and a kid. All right, turn around. Put your hands against the wall.

I was just walking my dog.

Is that shit? That plastic bag for picking up shit. Is that a bag of shit?

Don't come back. Don't do this again. It's illegal.

Is this your son?

Shut your mouth.

Turn around and shut the fuck up and get out of here. Can I take my bag? I'm the

shit guy in the clown suit. You want to leave or you want to go downtown?

Get your kid and get the hell out of here.

Thank you. God bless you. Thank you.

Ouch,

that hurt, man. What the fuck?

Go easy.

What's wrong with you?

Is this meeting my rights or what?

I'm not interrogating you. I'm fucking arresting you.

The defendant is a flight risk. He's not even a U .S. citizen, and to take his

passport wouldn't be enough to secure honor. This is ridiculous.

My client is not a flight risk. He's a newlywed. He's got an apartment in

Queens. He's a simple salesman. He is not a counterfeiter. In fact, we haven't

even established whether these goods are counterfeit or not. Incidentally, we

are considering a civil rights action against the city if this goes to trial.

Mr. Krikorian, what's your background?

I'm Armenian from Lebanon. He's being unfairly targeted. Your Honor, that's

totally... He's not a citizen.

All right, that's enough. That's enough, gentlemen.

Take it up with federal court if you wish. Our jurisdiction is penal law.

Not trademark law. Have a nice day. Thank you, Your Honor.

You ready for this?

It's fine.

Look at the lights up there.

Look. You see the light going round, round, round?

All right, go to sleep. You look up. And you fall asleep in two minutes, please.

I bought this to put you to sleep, man.

Better start working or I'll take it back for my money.

Look at the light and go to sleep look look at the light look at the light

That's your test boy.

Hey, I'm in the back, man.

What happened to Ralphie?

Yo, I don't think he can come out right now. He ain't got no bail.

In these days, he got arrested a couple of times. They might give you to INS,

man.

For real.

Migration might get your ass out of here, nigga.

I saw that shit in the mail this morning.

Well, you didn't even fucking open it.

Open it. Me?

Are you crazy? Open it yourself.

Should I?

Want me to open it?

Whatever it is, just open it.

I'm going to open it. Open it up.

Please, open it up.

All right.

What do you think? Are you going to guess?

You ready?

What do you think it says?

Yours.

It's yours, puppy.

That's your dad right there.

That's the daddy.

Where's the daddy? Right there.

Congratulations.

No, I fake it.

For real.

That's why I never let him, didn't want to let it go, you know what I mean?

If I take it into the cops, imagine your daddy, somebody, your father, mother,

whatever, drop you off.

This motherfucker would have gone through shit.

That's the reason I didn't want to throw him away.

My father, and my father, he was always there for me.

I put that nigga through hell.

He was always there for me.

So, that's why for some funny reason, you know, I thought, I thought I got to

the right thing with him.

I'll figure, I'll figure that shit out.

For real.

Go to hell and dumb.

For real.

I got to go boss.

Listen, in about a week or 10 days, you call me, okay?

For real? Two -week stops. Yeah, I'm getting a place upstairs.

You're crazy.

You better put this on top.

Yeah. Give me a call, all right? I will.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye. Bye.

See you later, boss.