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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:20,719 --> 00:00:25,122 New York Shakespeare festival 4 00:02:20,839 --> 00:02:23,034 - Jack Noah. - For "Richard ll" or "all's well"? 5 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:24,435 - "Richard". - For... 6 00:02:25,377 --> 00:02:27,845 - The king. - Jack? Jack? 7 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:30,175 - Jack? - Toby. 8 00:02:30,549 --> 00:02:34,186 Where the hell have you been, man? I saw Phyllis last week. 9 00:02:34,221 --> 00:02:37,589 She said you disappeared. She thought you were the victim of foul play. 10 00:02:37,624 --> 00:02:40,459 I was, I was. You got a lozenge or something? 11 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:44,229 I expected to see you at the Neil Simon casting call. Perfect part for you. 12 00:02:44,264 --> 00:02:46,165 The neurotic nephew who never leaves his room. 13 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,566 - Who got the part? - Mandy patinkin. 14 00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:50,000 - Fuck him. - Here's a lozenge. Swiss. 15 00:02:50,102 --> 00:02:51,670 - Great, thanks. - You know Desmond feree, don't you? 16 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:52,796 Yeah, yeah. Desmond, Desmond. 17 00:02:53,072 --> 00:02:56,342 I saw you in "endgame", last year. You were incredible. 18 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:58,970 - Thank you. - No, I'm serious. You're incredible. 19 00:02:59,144 --> 00:03:02,136 I saw you in "Evita", and on TV and stuff. 20 00:03:02,982 --> 00:03:04,472 I like your work, Jack Noah. 21 00:03:05,017 --> 00:03:06,352 - We oughta hire each other. - Hey, man. 22 00:03:06,387 --> 00:03:08,454 Didn't you go out of the country to do a movie? 23 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:11,156 Yeah. Hey, the Shepherd play. How'd it go? 24 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,180 Shit. Fake art. 25 00:03:12,758 --> 00:03:14,191 - How long were you gone? - A year. 26 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,762 - A year? What a gig! - Weird job. Weird job. 27 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:17,596 So what else is new? 28 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:19,898 I was a nubian space slave last week... 29 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:21,991 With an aluminum foil jockstrap. 30 00:03:22,501 --> 00:03:26,839 Remember when I played a sperm and I begged for that part? 31 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:27,806 It was your best work. 32 00:03:27,940 --> 00:03:31,143 I had the look of the sperm, tought like a sperm... 33 00:03:31,178 --> 00:03:33,579 And you still look like a sperm and think like a sperm. 34 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:36,047 - They wouldn't hire me. - No black sperm. 35 00:03:36,482 --> 00:03:38,848 - So what was the part? - Well... 36 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:42,650 - It's really hard to talk about. - Porno? 37 00:03:43,055 --> 00:03:43,714 No! 38 00:03:46,592 --> 00:03:49,194 It's just you're not gonna believe it, that's all. 39 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:52,061 Come on, I'm trained to believe and understand. 40 00:03:53,532 --> 00:03:57,229 Well, if you ever see the moon over parador... 41 00:03:57,803 --> 00:04:01,206 If you ever see it floating over the Gulf of sorrows... 42 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,401 Or smell the gardenias in the air... 43 00:04:05,210 --> 00:04:06,302 See the sunlight... 44 00:04:07,546 --> 00:04:09,776 On the red tiles of the rooftops... 45 00:04:10,916 --> 00:04:13,384 And you happen to be with a warm woman... 46 00:04:15,921 --> 00:04:17,218 You'll never forget it. 47 00:04:20,092 --> 00:04:20,888 Never. 48 00:04:52,624 --> 00:04:55,559 - You gotta go now. - No. I won't leave you. 49 00:04:58,130 --> 00:04:59,531 It's our only hope. 50 00:04:59,566 --> 00:05:02,227 Okay. I'll leave. But I'll wait. 51 00:05:05,204 --> 00:05:06,296 Get outta here. 52 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:42,235 Cut the playback. Okay, folks, that's a cut! Wrap! 53 00:05:42,274 --> 00:05:44,676 Don't forget the wrap party at the hotel parador. 54 00:05:44,711 --> 00:05:47,446 - "Blood on the Plaza" is now a wrap. - Could I do it one more time? A quick one. 55 00:05:47,481 --> 00:05:51,049 It was mechanically okay, but inside it's not very good. 56 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:52,417 Look, before the light goes. 57 00:05:52,452 --> 00:05:54,783 No more light. The light is gone. Jack, great. See you in the screening room. 58 00:05:57,689 --> 00:05:59,057 Your stunt was great, Clint. 59 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:02,652 It was pretty smooth. Looks like the dictator loved it. 60 00:06:03,562 --> 00:06:05,393 He's very good. 61 00:06:06,098 --> 00:06:08,200 I could've done it a lot better, you know? You know? 62 00:06:08,235 --> 00:06:09,531 Relax. You're great. 63 00:06:14,006 --> 00:06:17,176 - Could I do it one more time? - Please, Jack. Forget it. 64 00:06:17,211 --> 00:06:20,279 One quick one! There's light! I can see you! 65 00:06:20,314 --> 00:06:21,541 So sweet. 66 00:06:22,514 --> 00:06:25,017 - Very realistic. - Thank you, Mr. president. 67 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:27,212 - Excellent directing. - Thank you, Mr. president. 68 00:06:27,519 --> 00:06:28,820 Wonderful actor. 69 00:06:28,855 --> 00:06:30,689 Thank you very much. I appreciate it, sir. 70 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:33,556 Wonderful. You're a wonderful actress. 71 00:06:33,592 --> 00:06:35,822 Thank you, Mr. president. Thank you. 72 00:06:37,262 --> 00:06:39,492 - Thank you very much. - Wonderful. 73 00:06:39,598 --> 00:06:41,429 You know, you should see him do you. 74 00:06:41,934 --> 00:06:42,866 Do me? 75 00:06:43,101 --> 00:06:46,338 - He does the greatest impersonation of you. - No, no, no, no. 76 00:06:46,373 --> 00:06:48,607 - Come on, Jack. You can do it. - It's not very good. 77 00:06:48,642 --> 00:06:48,941 - He's being modest. - Come on, Jack. Go for it. 78 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:51,910 - Please, I would really not... - Let me be the judge. Please. 79 00:06:54,112 --> 00:06:56,848 Can I speak to you for a moment, please? I'm gonna kill you. 80 00:06:56,883 --> 00:06:58,984 I had to do something. He was gonna pinch my ass. 81 00:06:59,019 --> 00:06:59,718 Or worse! 82 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,686 You've slept with every guy on this crew. Why not the dictator of the country? 83 00:07:02,054 --> 00:07:03,021 He's a foreigner. 84 00:07:07,926 --> 00:07:10,019 Could I borrow your cap, sir? 85 00:07:14,166 --> 00:07:15,030 Certainly. 86 00:07:19,104 --> 00:07:20,366 Thank you. Thank you. 87 00:07:27,446 --> 00:07:30,282 Thank you. Thank you. I want you to know, by the way... 88 00:07:30,317 --> 00:07:33,952 I'm doing this with the greatest respect. I've got a great admiration for you. 89 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:35,283 I've seen you a lot on TV. 90 00:07:37,556 --> 00:07:38,955 I'm gonna kill you slowly. 91 00:07:39,358 --> 00:07:42,623 I'm gonna break every bone in your body. 92 00:07:47,299 --> 00:07:49,859 People of parador, I love you. 93 00:07:51,536 --> 00:07:55,905 I love you as a man loves a beautiful woman. 94 00:07:59,811 --> 00:08:04,805 You're a wonderful country! I love your mountains... 95 00:08:06,018 --> 00:08:11,183 And your valleys. I want to swim in your rivers. 96 00:08:16,728 --> 00:08:18,491 He's very funny. 97 00:08:19,898 --> 00:08:21,525 He's very funny. 98 00:08:22,601 --> 00:08:23,898 He's a hell of an actor. 99 00:08:25,837 --> 00:08:28,897 - You're good, kid. - All right, Jack. 100 00:08:29,007 --> 00:08:29,666 Thank you. 101 00:08:36,448 --> 00:08:37,938 I'm going to vote blue. 102 00:08:38,717 --> 00:08:41,550 Vote for who you want. This is a free dictatorship. 103 00:08:51,363 --> 00:08:53,456 Can I get five of these, in large? 104 00:08:59,538 --> 00:09:01,199 Hey, Jackie? Jackie! 105 00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:02,503 Hey, Ralph! 106 00:09:03,241 --> 00:09:07,143 What's the deal? When are you headed back? What's happening? Where're you off to? 107 00:09:07,312 --> 00:09:09,473 I got a flight out tomorrow. 108 00:09:09,548 --> 00:09:13,279 Listen. Just cool it. Stick around. You don't wanna miss that carnival. 109 00:09:13,485 --> 00:09:16,621 - It's a fun sucker. - You've been down here a long time. 110 00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:19,283 When I retired from the military, i went over to ocala, Florida... 111 00:09:19,591 --> 00:09:25,063 And bought a trailer. And it gotta kinda close. It got expensive, crowded. 112 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:29,966 So midge and I, the little woman, we sold out everything... 113 00:09:30,335 --> 00:09:32,860 And moved down here to parador. Bought a little bungalow up in the heights... 114 00:09:32,938 --> 00:09:35,634 Some fruit trees, full-time maid. 115 00:09:36,274 --> 00:09:37,605 It's kind of a secret paradise. 116 00:09:38,477 --> 00:09:41,613 I'd like to stay, but I think it's best that i get back to NY... 117 00:09:41,648 --> 00:09:42,341 And start hustling. 118 00:09:43,081 --> 00:09:44,383 Do yourself a favor. 119 00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:46,943 Take time out to smell the roses. 120 00:09:48,387 --> 00:09:49,649 So you're retired, is that it? 121 00:09:49,955 --> 00:09:52,981 Hell, no. Are you kidding? I got a couple of businesses. 122 00:09:53,158 --> 00:09:57,151 One, I'm into hammocks. A whole bunch of hammocks. 123 00:09:57,362 --> 00:09:59,626 Here you go. Thought I was gonna stiff you. Here, take it all. 124 00:10:00,832 --> 00:10:01,423 "Salud". 125 00:10:02,267 --> 00:10:05,537 I'm in a couple of businesses. Hammocks, as I told you. 126 00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:08,438 They can make the best hemp hammocks in the world down here. 127 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:11,243 Let's shoot in here, get a couple of tall ones, okay? 128 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,040 - Hi, captain, how are you? - How are you? 129 00:10:13,912 --> 00:10:17,115 Por favor, is it safe to eat the lettuce here? 130 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,241 Yes. Yes, madam, sir. 131 00:10:18,817 --> 00:10:20,919 I import fungicides for the coffee boys... 132 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:24,523 And I import air conditioning parts... 133 00:10:24,558 --> 00:10:25,657 Keeps me alert. 134 00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:29,821 Keeps me on the go. This isn't a bad place... 135 00:10:30,228 --> 00:10:32,321 For broads, and the chow's outta sight. 136 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:33,787 See the chick in red? 137 00:10:34,032 --> 00:10:36,967 Not a pro. You can crack walnuts on her ass. 138 00:10:37,469 --> 00:10:39,266 This clown is gay. Look at him. 139 00:10:39,438 --> 00:10:41,406 Looks like he's an army dude. He isn't. It's a cover up. 140 00:10:42,707 --> 00:10:43,298 Samuel? 141 00:10:44,176 --> 00:10:47,407 A couple poonas and a lot of ice. Lots of ice, you understand? 142 00:10:47,712 --> 00:10:48,647 Yes, sir! 143 00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:51,912 Don't say, "yes, sir". I mean a lot of ice, and I mean it this time. 144 00:10:52,050 --> 00:10:52,675 Okay. 145 00:10:53,919 --> 00:10:56,555 I'll tell you something. You gotta really kick ass around here. 146 00:10:56,590 --> 00:11:00,116 I don't know what it is, but these people just don't catch on, understand? 147 00:11:01,259 --> 00:11:01,816 Midge? 148 00:11:03,028 --> 00:11:04,689 I want you to meet somebody. 149 00:11:05,030 --> 00:11:07,732 Honey? Midge? Remember Jack Noah, the actor? 150 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:12,169 Remember that daytime soap opera you used to watch? "Life's patch". 151 00:11:16,575 --> 00:11:19,271 It's Lance farrington! 152 00:11:19,478 --> 00:11:22,080 I don't know if I should shake that hand or not. 153 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:24,207 He raped five women on that show. 154 00:11:24,249 --> 00:11:26,117 You need to do your nails. 155 00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:27,379 Shut up, Ralph. 156 00:11:27,552 --> 00:11:28,787 Shall we sit down? 157 00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:30,088 - Thank you. - Sure. 158 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:33,546 - You are a real fan. - You're much handsomer in person. 159 00:11:33,758 --> 00:11:35,894 - A little sauced. - Thank you. 160 00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:38,988 - She drinks in the morning. - Your "poonas", gentlemen. 161 00:11:41,199 --> 00:11:43,394 I love that they all speak English. 162 00:11:43,768 --> 00:11:46,872 Thanks to Saint Reggie. Wasn't a real Saint. 163 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:50,842 This place actually was founded by the spaniards. 164 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:53,545 Slaves from the lvory coast and Indians. 165 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:57,174 There was an English pirate came in here and really took over. 166 00:11:57,649 --> 00:11:59,885 In order to keep the peace, he took 3 wives... 167 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,354 A senorita, a black and an Indian. 168 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:05,156 You see a lot of people here named Simms... 169 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:08,593 Including his excellency, the dictator. 170 00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:10,390 Look here. Right up here. 171 00:12:11,696 --> 00:12:13,129 You know who that is? 172 00:12:14,799 --> 00:12:18,537 That's Madonna Mendez, the dictator's girlfriend. 173 00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:20,095 Is that not a piece of ass? 174 00:12:20,372 --> 00:12:23,569 Look at the Hooters. Hard as little rocks. 175 00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:48,527 I met the dictator. He visited the set. 176 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:51,462 He's got a lot of charisma. That dude is heavy. 177 00:12:51,803 --> 00:12:53,134 Good looking. 178 00:12:53,471 --> 00:12:54,372 The people love him. 179 00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:57,830 And I'm gonna tell you something. As long as alphonse Simms is alive... 180 00:12:58,176 --> 00:13:00,440 Those goddamn guerrillas don't stand a chance. 181 00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:03,247 I'd better go pack. 182 00:13:07,185 --> 00:13:10,018 These things are quite a wallop, don't they? 183 00:13:11,122 --> 00:13:13,317 Now I see what you're doing. 184 00:13:13,925 --> 00:13:16,416 - I'm just a phone call away. - Thanks a lot. 185 00:13:17,162 --> 00:13:19,153 I'm just a horny old broad. 186 00:13:21,066 --> 00:13:24,695 It's nice to meet you, midge. 187 00:13:25,570 --> 00:13:28,061 You lush. You wanted to hump him. 188 00:13:28,673 --> 00:13:30,106 Blow it out your ear, Ralph. 189 00:13:30,542 --> 00:13:33,238 All those poonas are paralyzing your mind. 190 00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:41,319 What time leaves the bus from parador? 191 00:13:41,486 --> 00:13:44,222 Tomorrow at 9 A.M. 192 00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:46,658 I might to go to the stern agency. 193 00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:48,994 Stern? It's too big. You'll get lost. 194 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:51,656 - Peter mishkan is there. - Mishkan's out. 195 00:13:52,130 --> 00:13:53,188 Mishkan's out? 196 00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:56,067 I'll see you in the city, doll. Bye, Clint. 197 00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:57,830 - See you, Jenny. - Mishkan is out? 198 00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:02,107 We had fun. 199 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:05,076 We really did, Clint. How many times have you killed me? 200 00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:06,907 This is number four. You die good, Jack. 201 00:14:08,179 --> 00:14:09,047 When are you leaving? 202 00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:12,617 My flight is tomorrow, but I may stay for carnival. 203 00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:13,345 And you? 204 00:14:13,418 --> 00:14:16,054 I got a Burt Reynolds shoot in new Mexico. 205 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:18,256 - It starts Tuesday. - Anything in it for me? 206 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,486 You know Burt. It's all stunts and broads. 207 00:14:20,525 --> 00:14:22,861 What are you talking about? I just fell off a building! 208 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:26,264 He loved me in "Evita". 209 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,433 - I'll tell him hi for you. - Listen to me. 210 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,301 I'm out of work 3 minutes... 211 00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:32,771 And I'm already going crazy. I need a psychiatrist. 212 00:14:32,806 --> 00:14:34,839 Stick around. Have a good time. 213 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,474 I'll relax, read a book. 214 00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,410 If you're in L.A., call me. I'm in the book. 215 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:40,578 L.A. is better for work, right? 216 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:43,843 - Lots of TV. - And TV is better than it was, right? 217 00:14:43,982 --> 00:14:46,184 - You were fabulous, Jack. - Thank you, thank you. 218 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,086 Did you hear Peter mishkan left the stern agency? 219 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,418 - Who? - Forget it. Nothing. 220 00:14:51,423 --> 00:14:53,050 Did you hear Peter mishkan left the stern agency? 221 00:14:53,091 --> 00:14:55,286 - Do you know him? - Anybody here? 222 00:17:34,619 --> 00:17:35,449 I love you. 223 00:17:36,354 --> 00:17:37,946 I love you, Sammy! 224 00:17:38,289 --> 00:17:41,486 I love you! Thank you. 225 00:17:41,826 --> 00:17:46,160 Hey, Sammy! Jack Noah, from the big apple! 226 00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:05,811 Jack, what do you know! Look who's here! 227 00:18:07,051 --> 00:18:09,787 I thought you would decide to stay. 228 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,489 Isn't it festive? 229 00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:14,158 Let's go to the red zone, where the real partying is. 230 00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:15,284 Over there! Over there! 231 00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:29,835 I don't care if the bastard is dictator. 232 00:18:29,941 --> 00:18:33,177 - I hate road hog. - Watch your language, Ralph. 233 00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:34,041 Shut up! 234 00:18:37,415 --> 00:18:40,407 - They really love me. - Without question. 235 00:18:41,719 --> 00:18:46,658 I think I need a steak. A nice, big, juicy steak. 236 00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:48,057 Carlo, poona beach club. 237 00:18:49,093 --> 00:18:52,426 After that... I think I need my Madonna. 238 00:18:52,997 --> 00:18:54,191 I'll send a car. 239 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,434 Roberto, I've been thinking. 240 00:18:59,370 --> 00:19:00,894 Perhaps I ought to marry her. 241 00:19:02,874 --> 00:19:05,434 It would be the greatest carnival of them all. 242 00:19:05,910 --> 00:19:07,036 Impossible. 243 00:19:08,479 --> 00:19:10,310 That makes it more desirable. 244 00:19:16,988 --> 00:19:19,513 We've know each other a long time. 245 00:19:19,824 --> 00:19:24,352 A very long time. I tell you with all respect that this girl... 246 00:19:25,563 --> 00:19:27,690 We have to be careful. 247 00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:30,802 The people love her because she's one of them. 248 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:33,794 - They see the romance. - That's right. 249 00:19:34,372 --> 00:19:38,843 Marriage is another matter. The 14 families would never approve. 250 00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:43,246 It's all your fault. I met her in your damn club! 251 00:19:44,482 --> 00:19:47,852 You must admit, she's a hell of a dancer. 252 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:51,117 She's almost a prostitute! It's what she is! 253 00:19:51,389 --> 00:19:54,759 Think about other things! You're meeting with the archbishop... 254 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:57,455 As well as the new Russian ambassador is presenting his credentials! 255 00:19:57,729 --> 00:19:58,753 Your speech... 256 00:19:59,063 --> 00:20:02,931 On Saint Reginald's day must be strong, confident! 257 00:20:03,768 --> 00:20:05,793 Your excellency? Alphonse! 258 00:20:08,072 --> 00:20:09,664 Drunken bastard! 259 00:20:16,147 --> 00:20:18,138 I wanna make love with you. 260 00:20:22,587 --> 00:20:23,576 Come here. 261 00:20:50,882 --> 00:20:53,646 - Carlo, take the feet. - He's so heavy. 262 00:20:53,851 --> 00:20:57,184 He can't drink anymore. His liver is totally damaged. 263 00:22:03,287 --> 00:22:05,022 Excuse me, excuse me. Sorry. 264 00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:06,819 Where is the hotel parador? 265 00:22:07,225 --> 00:22:10,422 - Straight on, man. Straight on. - Thank you. 266 00:22:11,095 --> 00:22:13,197 - Got some silver? - I don't got shit. 267 00:22:13,232 --> 00:22:15,028 Don't be hostile, americano! 268 00:22:20,838 --> 00:22:22,807 No, please! 269 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:26,010 I've been mugged already! No, no. You don't understand! 270 00:22:26,045 --> 00:22:27,875 - Get in there! Get in! - Please! Please! 271 00:22:28,012 --> 00:22:30,981 Please! I'm just an actor! My name is Jack Noah. 272 00:22:31,149 --> 00:22:36,416 I swear, I'm just an actor! 273 00:22:45,496 --> 00:22:46,053 Come! 274 00:22:49,333 --> 00:22:52,393 Come in, please. Sit down. 275 00:22:54,138 --> 00:22:56,774 - What's going on? - Do you want something to eat? 276 00:22:56,809 --> 00:22:58,537 I want out of here, pal. 277 00:23:00,111 --> 00:23:01,442 Did you understand what I said? 278 00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:07,211 Call the American embassy. 279 00:23:07,418 --> 00:23:09,654 I'm a well-known American actor. 280 00:23:09,689 --> 00:23:13,351 - Not that well-known. - What are you, a critic? 281 00:23:13,691 --> 00:23:15,022 But you're very talented. 282 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:17,122 Look... 283 00:23:18,095 --> 00:23:19,530 I happen to be late for some appointments... 284 00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:22,533 Back in New York City. I'm up for the lead in "Anna christie". 285 00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:24,936 I read that play when i was at Harvard. 286 00:23:24,971 --> 00:23:26,870 I didn't like it. Besides, you're not right for it. 287 00:23:27,104 --> 00:23:28,093 You went to Harvard? 288 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:29,563 Really? 289 00:23:31,008 --> 00:23:31,997 Boston college. 290 00:23:32,210 --> 00:23:34,212 I like Boston. Modern, but old. 291 00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:36,247 You went to Harvard... 292 00:23:36,282 --> 00:23:38,374 You must know you got the wrong guy. 293 00:23:39,217 --> 00:23:41,845 I'm an actor. My name is Jack Noah. 294 00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:44,752 - I got the right guy. - Do you? 295 00:23:46,724 --> 00:23:47,315 Okay. 296 00:23:49,026 --> 00:23:51,996 - What's going on? - Can you dance? 297 00:23:52,031 --> 00:23:54,556 Absolutely. I'm terrific. First rate. 298 00:23:54,932 --> 00:23:57,332 Good. I got a part for you to play. 299 00:23:57,435 --> 00:23:58,902 A part for me? 300 00:24:00,104 --> 00:24:01,731 Who are you casting agents, the gestapo? 301 00:24:04,442 --> 00:24:07,809 You! You're a funny guy! 302 00:24:11,649 --> 00:24:14,584 No. This is a very serious part. 303 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,150 Every part is serious. 304 00:24:18,756 --> 00:24:20,246 No matter how small the role... 305 00:24:22,727 --> 00:24:25,321 Every part is serious. 306 00:24:28,065 --> 00:24:29,191 You know Wayne Newton? 307 00:24:30,167 --> 00:24:31,794 Yeah. I think he's great. 308 00:24:33,671 --> 00:24:34,865 I feel a little better. 309 00:24:36,607 --> 00:24:41,510 You know, I was a little nervous. I didn't understand. 310 00:24:41,912 --> 00:24:46,110 I didn't know if I was getting a cattle prod in the balls or what. 311 00:24:47,218 --> 00:24:47,877 Come on. 312 00:24:53,724 --> 00:24:56,386 Come on, come on. 313 00:24:58,129 --> 00:24:59,357 Funny, funny. 314 00:24:59,563 --> 00:25:01,332 It's just like a scene in a movie... 315 00:25:01,367 --> 00:25:04,068 Where they're torturing you for information... 316 00:25:04,103 --> 00:25:06,593 You just don't have! 317 00:25:12,576 --> 00:25:14,237 So what's your name? 318 00:25:14,345 --> 00:25:17,940 - Roberto. Roberto straussmann. - Roberto straussmann. Right. 319 00:25:19,350 --> 00:25:21,341 So, what's the part, sr. Straussmann? 320 00:25:47,645 --> 00:25:49,476 I hope you're not a vegetarian. 321 00:25:53,884 --> 00:25:54,942 Japanese beef. 322 00:25:56,787 --> 00:25:57,776 Omaha beef. 323 00:25:59,190 --> 00:26:00,623 Alphonse Simms. 324 00:26:05,096 --> 00:26:06,996 That's... that's the dictator. 325 00:26:10,668 --> 00:26:12,295 - Is he dead? - Very dead. 326 00:26:14,505 --> 00:26:15,472 What happened? 327 00:26:15,906 --> 00:26:18,397 Heart attack. Too many damn poonas. 328 00:26:20,311 --> 00:26:23,474 What's going on here? 329 00:26:23,948 --> 00:26:26,246 Is this some kind of paradorian funeral? 330 00:26:27,385 --> 00:26:28,545 No, no. 331 00:26:29,887 --> 00:26:32,185 - Don't say what you're thinking. - Aren't you an actor? 332 00:26:33,190 --> 00:26:36,360 - This is a real guy! - So was Richard III. Henry v. 333 00:26:36,395 --> 00:26:39,263 Olivier played them convincingly. 334 00:26:39,298 --> 00:26:40,594 This is a real man! 335 00:26:41,198 --> 00:26:43,496 You did a good impersonation on the set. 336 00:26:43,701 --> 00:26:46,904 It was a 2-minute bit. You're crazy. 337 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:48,371 I want out. 338 00:26:48,406 --> 00:26:49,573 Have some confidence! New York times! 339 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:52,940 "Jack Noah gave a fresh dimension to Richard ii." 340 00:26:55,546 --> 00:26:56,376 I was good. 341 00:26:59,116 --> 00:26:59,878 Can I see? 342 00:27:00,951 --> 00:27:02,350 - Thank you. - But then... 343 00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:06,724 "Newcomer Jack Noah seemed utterly lost as Bradley". 344 00:27:06,759 --> 00:27:09,022 Bad play. And the director was on coke. 345 00:27:09,293 --> 00:27:11,284 This is a great play. 346 00:27:14,765 --> 00:27:16,734 You have the review when I played biff? 347 00:27:16,769 --> 00:27:18,402 - No, I'm sorry. - The city center production... 348 00:27:18,437 --> 00:27:19,892 It's not important. 349 00:27:20,938 --> 00:27:23,099 It said I was "resonant and ferocious". 350 00:27:24,442 --> 00:27:26,000 That I "devoured the stage". 351 00:27:29,180 --> 00:27:31,582 Let me ask you a question. Why are you doing this? 352 00:27:31,617 --> 00:27:33,684 Why not have a cremation... 353 00:27:33,719 --> 00:27:35,453 And a day of mourning? 354 00:27:35,488 --> 00:27:37,855 Parador's at a delicate moment in it's history. 355 00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:39,482 For the dictator to die... 356 00:27:41,192 --> 00:27:43,861 Is a shock. It would be chaos. 357 00:27:43,896 --> 00:27:45,563 He can't live forever. 358 00:27:45,598 --> 00:27:47,832 We need time to plan the transition. 359 00:27:47,867 --> 00:27:53,236 You would save lives. This is the part of a lifetime. 360 00:27:54,605 --> 00:27:56,630 Besides, it's only for a day or two. 361 00:27:58,609 --> 00:28:02,943 - You want me to be an impostor. - The essence of the stage! 362 00:28:03,481 --> 00:28:05,915 Isn't your real name Noah blumburg? 363 00:28:07,017 --> 00:28:09,679 Haven't you assumed a new identity? 364 00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:15,883 But Simms was so much taller than me. 365 00:28:16,260 --> 00:28:19,991 No problem. He wore four-inch lifts. 366 00:28:21,432 --> 00:28:22,967 He had darker hair. 367 00:28:23,002 --> 00:28:25,231 Fortunately, our dictator was vain. 368 00:28:27,004 --> 00:28:29,905 - I'd need some dark makeup. - This... 369 00:28:31,008 --> 00:28:35,445 Is the makeup case of parador's greatest actor... 370 00:28:36,413 --> 00:28:40,509 Liano boule. He died about 20 minutes ago. 371 00:28:48,192 --> 00:28:50,854 What about his voice? It was much lower than mine. 372 00:28:54,532 --> 00:28:56,966 - When do I start? - Now. 373 00:28:58,402 --> 00:29:00,666 - It won't work, straussmann. - Why... 374 00:29:01,171 --> 00:29:03,196 Are the actors so much like children? 375 00:29:03,841 --> 00:29:07,106 They need the caress... The compliments. 376 00:29:07,378 --> 00:29:11,906 Then they need the whip, the scolding, the orders: 377 00:29:14,184 --> 00:29:15,742 You will do it! 378 00:29:18,989 --> 00:29:22,720 I'm going to mingle with my customers. It's important that I show myself. 379 00:29:23,060 --> 00:29:26,826 When I come back, i expect to see my president. 380 00:29:30,067 --> 00:29:32,934 Why didn't you get de niro? Or Hoffman? 381 00:29:33,070 --> 00:29:34,196 Not available! 382 00:29:34,605 --> 00:29:39,304 I'd cut off my arms to work with Robert De Niro and Dustin Hoffman! 383 00:29:40,344 --> 00:29:42,335 They always say that about de niro and Hoffman. 384 00:29:52,890 --> 00:29:55,256 - Good evening. - Where if his excellency? 385 00:29:55,326 --> 00:29:55,985 Delayed. 386 00:29:56,427 --> 00:29:57,792 Who is it tonight? 387 00:29:59,096 --> 00:30:00,290 State secrets. 388 00:30:51,615 --> 00:30:54,451 I want you to take this and go to the back office. 389 00:30:54,486 --> 00:30:58,683 And you see this, you tear it off like that and you come out screaming, all right? 390 00:30:58,789 --> 00:30:59,778 Listen to me! 391 00:31:01,225 --> 00:31:02,590 You will do it, all right? 392 00:31:02,626 --> 00:31:04,059 - All right? - Okay. 393 00:31:36,260 --> 00:31:40,196 What happened? I'm freezing! 394 00:31:40,764 --> 00:31:43,562 I think I fell asleep in the meat locker. 395 00:31:45,836 --> 00:31:47,531 Bravo. 396 00:31:49,306 --> 00:31:50,637 On Bobby de niro 397 00:32:42,559 --> 00:32:45,892 - good evening, my presidente. - Good evening, old friend. 398 00:32:46,463 --> 00:32:51,833 Simms! Simms! Simms! Simms! Simms! Simms! Simms! Simms! 399 00:33:05,983 --> 00:33:07,450 To the airport! Hurry! 400 00:33:08,285 --> 00:33:10,776 To the palace, Carlo. Please, don't joke. 401 00:33:12,222 --> 00:33:13,519 These boots are killing me. 402 00:33:14,258 --> 00:33:17,557 - I almost fainted in there. - Did you see them at the club? Did you hear them? 403 00:33:18,028 --> 00:33:21,225 What? Two hundred drunks in the dark? What about the personal staff? 404 00:33:21,431 --> 00:33:22,766 What about the secretaries? 405 00:33:22,801 --> 00:33:24,734 I would be amazed if they said anything. 406 00:33:25,068 --> 00:33:29,528 - Somebody's gonna know. - Knowing and saying are two different things. 407 00:33:29,907 --> 00:33:32,743 Somebody's gonna know, and somebody's gonna say something. 408 00:33:32,778 --> 00:33:38,773 - Somebody'll sing like a canary! - You know, we eat canaries in parador. 409 00:33:42,519 --> 00:33:44,851 We're coming to the palace. Practice the salute. 410 00:33:45,956 --> 00:33:49,226 - With the right hand! - I'm a lefty! 411 00:33:49,261 --> 00:33:50,250 Not anymore! 412 00:33:52,262 --> 00:33:54,198 Not like that. With a flip. 413 00:33:54,233 --> 00:33:56,366 - With a flip, okay. - That's right, that's right. 414 00:33:56,401 --> 00:33:59,203 - You must learn it. - I'm flipping! 415 00:33:59,238 --> 00:34:01,433 Alphonse loved to salute! Perfect! 416 00:34:01,738 --> 00:34:03,296 You have a big speech soon. 417 00:34:03,607 --> 00:34:04,767 - When? - Tomorrow. 418 00:34:05,409 --> 00:34:08,708 That's impossible! I need rehearsal time. 419 00:34:47,951 --> 00:34:49,578 All up! 420 00:34:52,322 --> 00:34:53,619 Oy vay iz mir. 421 00:35:06,770 --> 00:35:08,738 Now we come to your entourage. 422 00:35:13,810 --> 00:35:14,742 All up! 423 00:35:16,713 --> 00:35:18,548 Alejandro is your valet. 424 00:35:18,583 --> 00:35:19,207 Alejandro. 425 00:35:22,252 --> 00:35:24,516 Madame loop is your maid. 426 00:35:28,225 --> 00:35:30,523 Dieter Lopez is your secretary. 427 00:35:34,064 --> 00:35:36,233 Gunther feldman is your barber... 428 00:35:36,268 --> 00:35:38,997 And his daughter magda is your manicurist. 429 00:36:08,598 --> 00:36:10,395 Should I draw your bath, sir? 430 00:36:12,169 --> 00:36:13,101 No, thank you. 431 00:36:14,438 --> 00:36:17,430 - Alejandro. - Alejandro. 432 00:36:34,124 --> 00:36:36,115 - Should I undress you? - No. 433 00:36:36,393 --> 00:36:40,197 No, thank you, Alejandro. I think I need the exercise. 434 00:36:40,232 --> 00:36:41,186 Your excellency. 435 00:37:11,128 --> 00:37:13,153 - Good night, sir. - Good night. 436 00:37:19,403 --> 00:37:21,735 - I think he knew. - No, you're very good. 437 00:37:28,445 --> 00:37:32,575 When do I get the speech? 438 00:37:32,816 --> 00:37:35,307 - Tomorrow. We can rehearse. - Thank you. 439 00:37:35,685 --> 00:37:38,347 It's been difficult, but you seem more relaxed. 440 00:37:38,622 --> 00:37:39,520 Well... 441 00:37:40,690 --> 00:37:41,657 What the hell. 442 00:37:42,192 --> 00:37:44,524 I'll get you some videotapes of Simms. 443 00:37:44,728 --> 00:37:46,855 So, tomorrow... 444 00:37:47,030 --> 00:37:50,659 I do the speech, and that'll be that, right? 445 00:37:50,867 --> 00:37:54,735 Precisely. Good night, my president. 446 00:37:55,072 --> 00:37:59,236 Good night, my chief of secret police. 447 00:38:01,344 --> 00:38:02,436 Auf wiedersehen! 448 00:38:06,383 --> 00:38:07,751 Auf wiedersehen! 449 00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:11,050 You're a funny guy. 450 00:38:14,057 --> 00:38:16,992 That's funny with the auf wiedersehen thing. 451 00:38:19,296 --> 00:38:20,456 What a psychotic. 452 00:38:37,714 --> 00:38:40,877 I must get outta here. Call the American embassy. 453 00:38:41,551 --> 00:38:43,018 Helo? Hello? 454 00:38:44,688 --> 00:38:46,747 Hello? This is your dictator speaking. 455 00:38:49,726 --> 00:38:51,591 Your nightcap, your excellency. 456 00:38:52,429 --> 00:38:53,327 Thank you. 457 00:38:55,599 --> 00:39:00,662 - Good night, your excellency. - Good night, Alejandro. 458 00:39:26,763 --> 00:39:27,752 To alphonse. 459 00:39:29,566 --> 00:39:30,260 Poor bastard. 460 00:40:32,862 --> 00:40:34,295 Breakfast, your excellency. 461 00:40:36,433 --> 00:40:38,628 A delicious breakfast, your excellency. 462 00:40:39,102 --> 00:40:41,764 We have your favorite blood sausages this morning. 463 00:40:42,272 --> 00:40:43,068 Enjoy. 464 00:40:44,908 --> 00:40:49,675 Your excellency. Your morning bath, your excellency. 465 00:40:52,949 --> 00:40:54,849 Beautiful bath today, sir. 466 00:40:58,688 --> 00:40:59,450 This way. 467 00:41:00,257 --> 00:41:03,159 Mr. Lopez would like to see you this morning if he may. 468 00:41:03,194 --> 00:41:03,921 Who's that? 469 00:41:04,461 --> 00:41:06,793 - Who's that? - Dieter Lopez. 470 00:41:09,232 --> 00:41:10,392 Your bath. 471 00:41:13,703 --> 00:41:14,727 Over there. 472 00:41:14,871 --> 00:41:15,394 Thank you. 473 00:41:24,781 --> 00:41:26,180 Look at this stuff. 474 00:41:27,284 --> 00:41:30,412 Butter and cream cheese. No wonder he's dead. 475 00:41:31,554 --> 00:41:34,990 - Good morning. Sleep well? - What did you put in my drink? 476 00:41:36,192 --> 00:41:39,719 - You mickeyed it, right? - I forgot to tell you. 477 00:41:40,363 --> 00:41:42,365 Alphonse had a sleeping potion every night. 478 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,833 He had insomnia. He's a nervous man. 479 00:41:44,934 --> 00:41:48,392 I wonder why. When do I get my sides? 480 00:41:48,571 --> 00:41:50,937 - Sides? - The script. 481 00:41:52,142 --> 00:41:53,743 The speech, goddamn it! 482 00:41:53,778 --> 00:41:56,712 Don't curse. Alphose never cursed. 483 00:41:57,547 --> 00:42:00,175 He's elegant, charming. Sit up straight. 484 00:42:00,784 --> 00:42:01,409 Laught. 485 00:42:03,186 --> 00:42:03,652 Wrong! 486 00:42:04,821 --> 00:42:06,914 More. Fuller. Fuller. 487 00:42:07,123 --> 00:42:09,893 Alphonse loved to laught. That's better. 488 00:42:09,928 --> 00:42:11,194 - I love to laught. Love it! - Like that. 489 00:42:11,229 --> 00:42:12,662 - Your excellency. - Who sent for you? 490 00:42:12,697 --> 00:42:15,426 - His excellency. - Mr. Lopez... 491 00:42:16,399 --> 00:42:17,167 Dieter. 492 00:42:17,202 --> 00:42:19,002 These documents need your signature. 493 00:42:19,037 --> 00:42:20,904 - He must read them. - But of course. 494 00:42:20,939 --> 00:42:21,563 Leave us! 495 00:42:21,671 --> 00:42:25,108 But they're urgent. It's for the new dam. 496 00:42:25,143 --> 00:42:26,439 Damn the dam! Get out! 497 00:42:30,380 --> 00:42:31,278 Maricon. 498 00:42:33,650 --> 00:42:36,676 I've videotapes of Simms' speeches for you to study. 499 00:42:39,122 --> 00:42:40,521 I'll rehearse with you later. 500 00:42:41,491 --> 00:42:45,120 - Mr. straussmann. - Please, call me Roberto. 501 00:42:45,695 --> 00:42:46,423 Roberto. 502 00:42:47,797 --> 00:42:51,434 Yes, Roberto, thank you so much. 503 00:42:51,469 --> 00:42:53,925 I'll, Roberto. I think... 504 00:42:54,337 --> 00:42:56,828 I'm giving a very superficial performance. 505 00:42:57,073 --> 00:42:59,564 It's very shallow. You know what I mean? 506 00:43:01,077 --> 00:43:02,374 It's very cardboard. 507 00:43:02,445 --> 00:43:05,849 It's what we call in N.Y. A result-oriented performance. 508 00:43:05,884 --> 00:43:07,951 And... 509 00:43:07,986 --> 00:43:11,250 - I just can't do it. - Get me through today. 510 00:43:11,454 --> 00:43:13,945 - Roberto! - Or I'll kill you. 511 00:43:15,392 --> 00:43:17,553 - You'd make a good director. - Thank you. 512 00:43:27,237 --> 00:43:29,000 My fellow paradorians... 513 00:43:30,039 --> 00:43:31,404 I come to you... 514 00:43:32,242 --> 00:43:34,710 In an hour of great national mouring. 515 00:43:36,713 --> 00:43:38,081 Let me assure you... 516 00:43:38,116 --> 00:43:41,175 That the cowardly murder of Felix carbone... 517 00:43:41,518 --> 00:43:43,577 Parador's greatest athlete... 518 00:43:44,020 --> 00:43:46,823 - And my trusted advisor... - My trusted advisor. 519 00:43:46,858 --> 00:43:49,986 - Won't go unrevenged. - My trusted advisor. 520 00:43:50,660 --> 00:43:53,128 Not only was he a great tennis player... 521 00:43:53,363 --> 00:43:54,694 Great tennis player. 522 00:43:54,898 --> 00:43:58,493 He was a man of great charm and loyalty. 523 00:43:59,169 --> 00:44:00,602 And who're his murderers? 524 00:44:00,770 --> 00:44:05,400 The same nest of radical poets and toothless bohemians. 525 00:44:10,613 --> 00:44:13,138 I hope he makes a short speech today. 526 00:44:13,383 --> 00:44:17,342 - Good day, your excellency. - Beautiful day. 527 00:44:17,587 --> 00:44:21,648 Wonderful day for a good speech. Clear sky, happy people. 528 00:44:21,858 --> 00:44:23,450 Reminds me of nuremberg. 529 00:44:28,331 --> 00:44:30,561 I don't want hot towels today. 530 00:44:30,700 --> 00:44:31,928 Jawohl, mein führer. 531 00:44:32,669 --> 00:44:33,795 My fellow paradorians... 532 00:44:34,270 --> 00:44:36,206 My brothers and sisters... 533 00:44:36,241 --> 00:44:38,575 - You're my sons and daughters... - Your excellency. 534 00:44:38,610 --> 00:44:41,277 - What!? What!? What's it!? - Can I help you? 535 00:44:41,312 --> 00:44:44,013 Can't you see I'm trying to prepare? 536 00:44:44,048 --> 00:44:45,275 - But your excellency... - To get ready. 537 00:44:49,452 --> 00:44:51,977 I beg your forgiveness for the intrusion. 538 00:44:53,723 --> 00:44:55,020 It's all right, Alejandro. 539 00:44:56,659 --> 00:45:01,097 I think that the sleeping potion you're giving me is making me a little irritable. 540 00:45:01,132 --> 00:45:03,600 - I'll reduce it. - Eliminate it. 541 00:45:03,635 --> 00:45:04,362 Yes, sir. 542 00:45:04,701 --> 00:45:06,498 That'll be all, Alejandro. 543 00:45:15,078 --> 00:45:18,980 My fellow paradorians, you're my brothers and sisters... 544 00:45:20,016 --> 00:45:23,213 My sons and daughters... My sons and daughters... 545 00:45:23,486 --> 00:45:25,579 - It's not him. - Of course it's not. 546 00:45:26,122 --> 00:45:27,521 The walk's different. 547 00:45:28,391 --> 00:45:31,918 - The eyes, too innocent. - The hands of a peasant. 548 00:45:32,328 --> 00:45:34,990 - Say it. A Jew. - You think, papa? 549 00:45:35,164 --> 00:45:38,134 - It's a trick. - We should tell someone. 550 00:45:38,169 --> 00:45:41,271 - Why? - Roberto's involved. 551 00:45:41,306 --> 00:45:42,135 Absolutely. 552 00:45:42,906 --> 00:45:46,034 So opening your mouth's a good way to get killed. 553 00:45:46,643 --> 00:45:49,145 I don't care who I serve. 554 00:45:49,180 --> 00:45:52,382 When they say he's a dictator and he acts it... 555 00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:54,646 Who cares? Why rock the boat? 556 00:45:54,751 --> 00:45:57,276 I don't wanna lose my job. 557 00:45:57,387 --> 00:46:00,290 Papa doesn't wanna be in an Israeli court. 558 00:46:00,325 --> 00:46:04,386 In two years, I retire and go to my farm in Chile. 559 00:46:04,594 --> 00:46:06,926 Let us play out the charade. 560 00:46:07,063 --> 00:46:11,557 Where ignorance's bliss, 'tis folly to be wise. 561 00:46:12,101 --> 00:46:15,730 The dictator is the dictator... Is the dictator. 562 00:46:16,573 --> 00:46:17,665 All up! 563 00:46:25,648 --> 00:46:29,277 Archbishop aurelio Lopez. Old, but cunning. 564 00:46:29,686 --> 00:46:33,747 General kurtzinaldo. Tough, dependable, psychotic. 565 00:46:34,457 --> 00:46:37,858 Umberto soler. President of the general assembly. A moron. 566 00:46:40,363 --> 00:46:42,593 He suspended the general assembly 567 00:46:42,932 --> 00:46:45,268 two years ago and ruled by decree under a state of siege. 568 00:46:45,303 --> 00:46:48,032 - Why did they do that? - National security matters. 569 00:46:49,405 --> 00:46:51,373 I don't feel well. 570 00:46:52,208 --> 00:46:53,242 Do you get stage fright? 571 00:46:53,277 --> 00:46:55,176 Always. Don't talk about it. 572 00:46:55,411 --> 00:46:59,006 - What's he drill? - First the orchestra plays the national anthem. 573 00:46:59,616 --> 00:47:02,813 - How does that go? - You have to know. You have to sing it. 574 00:47:02,952 --> 00:47:04,749 I only know "god bless America", pal! 575 00:47:06,422 --> 00:47:07,650 Too late. 576 00:48:34,077 --> 00:48:37,911 Paradorians. 577 00:48:43,052 --> 00:48:45,748 We are a family... 578 00:48:47,023 --> 00:48:48,923 Of the same soul 579 00:48:49,992 --> 00:48:53,291 you are my brothers... 580 00:48:54,030 --> 00:48:58,296 And... and... my sisters. You are my sons... 581 00:48:58,634 --> 00:48:59,896 And my daughters. 582 00:49:01,170 --> 00:49:02,637 You are my nieces... 583 00:49:03,573 --> 00:49:04,972 And my nephews. 584 00:49:08,044 --> 00:49:11,343 We have struggled in the past together... 585 00:49:13,316 --> 00:49:17,514 And we have struggled in the future to overcome. 586 00:49:18,988 --> 00:49:19,977 But as your father... 587 00:49:21,090 --> 00:49:25,857 I promise to be faithful to your trust. 588 00:49:35,304 --> 00:49:37,363 And as your son... 589 00:49:38,441 --> 00:49:42,741 I promise to learn from you advice... 590 00:49:43,112 --> 00:49:45,512 And from your tears. 591 00:49:57,727 --> 00:49:58,853 The unity... 592 00:49:59,862 --> 00:50:01,261 Of this family... 593 00:50:02,498 --> 00:50:03,522 Is sacred. 594 00:50:04,534 --> 00:50:09,062 And those... who would destroy such unity... 595 00:50:10,439 --> 00:50:13,704 I say: Beware. 596 00:50:14,911 --> 00:50:17,379 You will be crushed. 597 00:50:23,686 --> 00:50:26,989 Simms! Simms! Simms! Simms! 598 00:50:27,024 --> 00:50:32,791 Simms! Simms! Simms! Simms! 599 00:50:43,973 --> 00:50:45,531 We must dream... 600 00:50:47,643 --> 00:50:49,338 The impossible dream. 601 00:50:50,580 --> 00:50:52,070 We must fight... 602 00:50:53,783 --> 00:50:56,047 The unbeatable foe. 603 00:50:56,485 --> 00:50:58,077 We must reach... 604 00:50:59,021 --> 00:51:01,489 The unreachable star... 605 00:51:04,527 --> 00:51:09,897 Until the days dwindle down to a precious few. 606 00:51:11,334 --> 00:51:14,599 God bless you. Long live parador! 607 00:51:19,175 --> 00:51:22,345 Simms! Simms! Simms! Simms! 608 00:51:22,380 --> 00:51:27,544 Simms! Simms! Simms! Simms! 609 00:51:33,556 --> 00:51:34,648 We have a hit! 610 00:51:35,725 --> 00:51:37,090 All hup! 611 00:51:38,527 --> 00:51:41,197 - You were magnificent. - I went for it. 612 00:51:41,232 --> 00:51:43,399 Thank you. You're so kind... 613 00:51:43,434 --> 00:51:44,533 Thank you! 614 00:51:44,568 --> 00:51:46,235 The last part, "man of la mancha", right? 615 00:51:46,270 --> 00:51:48,838 Yeah, I hope you didn't mind. I tought the speech needed a close. 616 00:51:48,873 --> 00:51:50,273 Like a solid... Do you think I should take another bow? 617 00:51:50,308 --> 00:51:52,174 No! Always leave them wanting more. 618 00:51:52,209 --> 00:51:55,344 You're right. You're absolutely right. You'd make a very good director. 619 00:51:55,379 --> 00:51:57,680 I always hate it when they take too many curtains calls. 620 00:51:57,715 --> 00:52:02,276 Thanks you so much. Thank you thank you very much, 621 00:52:03,185 --> 00:52:04,447 thank you, thank you. 622 00:52:05,521 --> 00:52:08,057 - Boy! Was it always like that? - You surpassed it! 623 00:52:08,092 --> 00:52:10,593 Boy, you know, I could do better, but as long as I'm little more relaxed. 624 00:52:10,628 --> 00:52:12,261 Your greatest speech, your excellency. 625 00:52:12,296 --> 00:52:13,996 Do you really think so, Alejandro? 626 00:52:14,031 --> 00:52:17,066 Yes, sir! Would you like a refreshment? 627 00:52:17,101 --> 00:52:19,159 I would like a diet coke, 628 00:52:20,269 --> 00:52:24,000 - whatever you wish, your excellency. - Thank you. Thank you. 629 00:52:24,707 --> 00:52:27,376 Alphonse never drank sodas. Only "poonas". 630 00:52:27,411 --> 00:52:30,573 Really? Really? I'm putting alphonse on a diet. 631 00:52:30,980 --> 00:52:31,948 For his health. 632 00:52:31,983 --> 00:52:34,781 Great idea! I like it! Lmprovisation, huh? 633 00:52:34,951 --> 00:52:38,154 - Yes! Make him thinner! - We make a great team! 634 00:52:38,189 --> 00:52:43,592 Your drink your excellency. Diet Pepsi. No coke. 635 00:52:43,627 --> 00:52:48,222 Thank you. I think we should stock up on some lo-Cal yogurt. 636 00:52:48,331 --> 00:52:51,926 - Plain or flavored? - The kind with the fruit on the bottom. 637 00:52:52,802 --> 00:52:54,702 - Yes, your excellency. - Thank you. 638 00:53:02,611 --> 00:53:03,509 To alphonse. 639 00:53:08,050 --> 00:53:11,787 I took a chance, and it worked. The cameras didn't come too close. 640 00:53:11,822 --> 00:53:15,018 Soon, everyone will have forgotten the old alphonse... 641 00:53:15,091 --> 00:53:16,888 That miserable alcoholic. 642 00:53:19,295 --> 00:53:20,956 He could be better than alphonse. 643 00:53:21,030 --> 00:53:23,521 More energy, less family bullshit. 644 00:53:26,469 --> 00:53:30,030 Precisely. We write his part and he plays it. 645 00:53:31,340 --> 00:53:34,138 - How's the steak? - Very good. 646 00:53:34,310 --> 00:53:37,177 What about Madonna? She could ruin everything. 647 00:53:37,279 --> 00:53:41,682 I've already suggested to her that she leave the country. Go to Miami. 648 00:53:43,686 --> 00:53:47,383 With her ass, she could make a good living in Miami. 649 00:53:48,991 --> 00:53:50,424 If she refuses? 650 00:53:52,728 --> 00:53:55,424 - Parador. For profit and Christ. - For profit and Christ. 651 00:53:55,664 --> 00:53:59,395 May we rot in hell if these secrets leave this chamber. 652 00:53:59,602 --> 00:54:04,198 Saint Reggie, help us. To the 14 families. Amen. 653 00:55:02,531 --> 00:55:06,661 Hello, darling. I had to bribe Alejandro to let me in. 654 00:55:07,336 --> 00:55:09,964 Don't tell Roberto, that bastard! 655 00:55:11,107 --> 00:55:14,804 But you know me. I had to find out the truth. 656 00:55:15,144 --> 00:55:20,605 Do you know what Roberto told me? He said I had to leave. 657 00:55:20,950 --> 00:55:24,511 He'd send me to Miami and put me in a condo there. 658 00:55:25,454 --> 00:55:27,081 Me, in Miami? 659 00:55:30,092 --> 00:55:33,425 I said I wouldn't go. I asked if he talked to you. 660 00:55:33,496 --> 00:55:35,521 He says, "of course". 661 00:55:36,065 --> 00:55:41,298 And it's your wish that i leave for my own safety, blah, blah. 662 00:55:41,670 --> 00:55:44,264 So I said to myself... 663 00:55:44,507 --> 00:55:49,206 "Madonna, you and phonse have a good relationship. More... 664 00:55:49,445 --> 00:55:51,310 It's a friendship". 665 00:55:51,714 --> 00:55:55,241 So if you want me to leave for some reason... 666 00:55:55,417 --> 00:55:59,513 You tell me yourself! Don't send that fucking rat! 667 00:55:59,722 --> 00:56:02,816 If you tell me to go, I'll go... 668 00:56:03,292 --> 00:56:08,127 And ask no questions. It must be something political I don't understand. 669 00:56:08,531 --> 00:56:11,398 - Did you talk to him? - No, I didn't! 670 00:56:11,467 --> 00:56:12,399 I knew it! 671 00:56:14,837 --> 00:56:15,599 Honey? 672 00:56:17,006 --> 00:56:21,409 You're gonna have to be a little tougher with him. 673 00:56:22,611 --> 00:56:24,374 Despite whatever he tells you... 674 00:56:24,547 --> 00:56:27,641 And the other jackasses, he needs you. 675 00:56:28,584 --> 00:56:32,987 Without you, they're totally exposed. 676 00:56:34,223 --> 00:56:37,021 Really. So, honey... 677 00:56:39,361 --> 00:56:42,330 You gave a wonderful speech today. 678 00:56:42,598 --> 00:56:47,968 Very, very emotional. That's why Roberto needs you. 679 00:56:51,006 --> 00:56:54,134 We paradorians are so romantic. 680 00:56:59,548 --> 00:57:04,042 It make us fools and drives me crazy. 681 00:57:04,553 --> 00:57:08,045 We're more than lovers. Let's face it, honey. 682 00:57:08,924 --> 00:57:10,721 You're so decadent. 683 00:57:13,696 --> 00:57:17,996 You really love me because I dance good. 684 00:57:19,735 --> 00:57:23,068 Sex you can get anywhere. 685 00:57:28,043 --> 00:57:32,605 But a friend who can dance... 686 00:57:56,338 --> 00:57:57,396 Who are you? 687 00:57:59,608 --> 00:58:00,802 My name is Jack Noah. 688 00:58:03,879 --> 00:58:06,313 - I'm an actor. - You're an actor? 689 00:58:08,083 --> 00:58:11,519 You should get an Oscar for tonight. Very good. 690 00:58:12,154 --> 00:58:14,418 Thank you. That's very nice of you. 691 00:58:18,060 --> 00:58:21,996 What are you doing here? Where's phonse? 692 00:58:22,431 --> 00:58:23,693 I'm playing the dictator. 693 00:58:25,701 --> 00:58:26,633 Phonse's dead. 694 00:58:28,203 --> 00:58:29,135 Phonse's dead? 695 00:58:31,407 --> 00:58:32,635 Poor bastard. 696 00:58:35,077 --> 00:58:38,706 - Who did it? Roberto? - No. Well, I don't... 697 00:58:39,548 --> 00:58:41,379 They said he had a heart attack. 698 00:58:41,784 --> 00:58:45,914 Heart attack! Too many poonas. 699 00:58:49,958 --> 00:58:50,788 You loved him. 700 00:58:52,795 --> 00:58:56,731 In a fashion. We're friends. 701 00:58:57,666 --> 00:59:00,157 He's so dumb and so sweet. 702 00:59:02,104 --> 00:59:02,798 I'm sorry. 703 00:59:07,276 --> 00:59:08,038 So... 704 00:59:10,646 --> 00:59:11,635 When're you... 705 00:59:12,848 --> 00:59:14,145 Gonna leave for Miami? 706 00:59:15,551 --> 00:59:16,279 I'm not. 707 00:59:17,786 --> 00:59:19,151 Isn't that dangerous? 708 00:59:20,356 --> 00:59:21,948 To be alive's dangerous. 709 00:59:26,428 --> 00:59:28,089 I can help you play the part. 710 00:59:29,198 --> 00:59:30,961 I knew phonse better than anyone. 711 00:59:31,734 --> 00:59:33,326 You tell that to Roberto. 712 00:59:33,802 --> 00:59:36,669 Why would you want to help me? 713 00:59:36,839 --> 00:59:38,431 Why should I go to Miami... 714 00:59:38,474 --> 00:59:41,637 And work in a cocktail bar or sell cosmetics in saks? 715 00:59:42,077 --> 00:59:44,307 I'd rather be the dictator's mistress. 716 00:59:45,147 --> 00:59:48,378 - But the dictator's dead. - I don't think so. 717 00:59:53,255 --> 00:59:54,586 You hardly know me. 718 00:59:59,261 --> 01:00:01,491 I know a dictator when I see one. 719 01:00:03,265 --> 01:00:05,324 Madonna helped me with the character. 720 01:00:05,701 --> 01:00:09,569 She gave me specific expressions and gestures. 721 01:00:09,805 --> 01:00:11,102 What's a pochooto? 722 01:00:11,373 --> 01:00:13,238 Pork and guacamole. 723 01:00:15,577 --> 01:00:19,308 My "pochooto" is beginning to hurt. 724 01:00:31,894 --> 01:00:34,055 Mostly, I did ceremonial things. 725 01:00:35,297 --> 01:00:38,391 I learned real fast how sweet power was. 726 01:00:40,836 --> 01:00:42,204 They exposed me to the press. 727 01:00:42,239 --> 01:00:44,506 But they never let them get too close. 728 01:00:44,541 --> 01:00:45,905 Do you know anything about the loan, Mr. president? 729 01:00:46,408 --> 01:00:49,536 Are you gonna help with the contras, Mr. president? 730 01:00:50,045 --> 01:00:51,478 How do you feel about Panama? 731 01:00:52,781 --> 01:00:55,909 I made speeches on TV signifying absolutely nothing. 732 01:00:56,618 --> 01:00:57,346 You know... 733 01:00:58,420 --> 01:00:59,944 I've recently lost... 734 01:01:00,289 --> 01:01:03,520 20 unneeded and unwanted pounds. 735 01:01:04,860 --> 01:01:06,157 So, as your leader... 736 01:01:06,361 --> 01:01:09,489 I have been inspired to lead this nation... 737 01:01:09,631 --> 01:01:12,862 To a happier and healthier existence. 738 01:01:14,203 --> 01:01:18,474 Now our paradorian diet is tasty... 739 01:01:18,509 --> 01:01:20,533 Yes, but it's dangerous. 740 01:01:21,210 --> 01:01:23,678 Wich's why parador leads the world... 741 01:01:24,079 --> 01:01:27,207 In heart disease and amoebic dysentery. 742 01:01:28,050 --> 01:01:29,813 This food can kill you. 743 01:01:29,952 --> 01:01:34,480 So, let's warm up and do some aerobics. 744 01:01:34,790 --> 01:01:36,725 1 and 2 and 3 and 4. 745 01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:38,460 1 and 2 and 3 and 4. 746 01:01:38,495 --> 01:01:40,229 That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it. 747 01:01:40,264 --> 01:01:41,924 That's it. That's it. 748 01:01:42,364 --> 01:01:45,197 1 and 2 and 3 and 4. Everybody. 749 01:01:45,534 --> 01:01:48,503 1 and 2 and 3 and 4. Down and stretch. Down... 750 01:01:48,937 --> 01:01:51,840 1 and 2 and 3 and 4. 1 and 2 and 3 and 4. 751 01:01:51,875 --> 01:01:55,511 1 and 2 and 3 and 4. 1 and 2 and 3 and 4. 752 01:01:55,546 --> 01:01:56,535 It's good, yes? 753 01:01:58,614 --> 01:01:59,740 It's easy, yes? 754 01:02:03,252 --> 01:02:05,153 - So I was dancing through it. - Good. 755 01:02:05,188 --> 01:02:09,057 Literally. And falling for Madonna each day. 756 01:02:09,092 --> 01:02:11,048 Hips now. The hips. 757 01:02:11,260 --> 01:02:15,356 The hips. Very good gringo hips. 758 01:02:15,564 --> 01:02:17,225 Hands. Good. 759 01:02:17,633 --> 01:02:20,898 Hands. Great. Beautiful. 760 01:02:21,803 --> 01:02:22,292 Great. 761 01:02:26,241 --> 01:02:26,935 Perfect. 762 01:02:29,011 --> 01:02:29,739 Hold me. 763 01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:32,578 My back. 764 01:02:32,781 --> 01:02:35,944 - You said you could dance. - I lied. Anything to get a job. 765 01:02:39,821 --> 01:02:41,413 Very good. 766 01:03:02,244 --> 01:03:06,408 - Was alphonse really such a good dancer? - It's his best talent. 767 01:03:07,716 --> 01:03:09,707 - He really loved you? - He said so. 768 01:03:11,019 --> 01:03:12,452 You're getting to me, too. 769 01:03:14,056 --> 01:03:15,080 Don't overact. 770 01:03:20,796 --> 01:03:25,290 So why haven't you called? It's been months. 771 01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:26,867 Forgive me. 772 01:03:30,172 --> 01:03:31,366 I've been busy. 773 01:03:31,540 --> 01:03:34,566 Not too busy for Madonna Mendez. 774 01:03:35,344 --> 01:03:36,945 Don't look surprised. 775 01:03:36,980 --> 01:03:40,449 I'm surprised you're jealous. 776 01:03:40,484 --> 01:03:43,509 I'm not jealous. I'm disgusted. 777 01:03:43,885 --> 01:03:45,352 She's not worthy of you. 778 01:03:46,288 --> 01:03:48,222 You're blushing. 779 01:03:48,390 --> 01:03:51,553 You said you loved me. You adored me. 780 01:03:52,694 --> 01:03:57,532 - And I do. - You wanted to be with me forever. 781 01:03:57,567 --> 01:04:00,023 You're always in my dreams. 782 01:04:00,168 --> 01:04:03,433 - You deceived me. - How did I do that? 783 01:04:05,807 --> 01:04:08,298 You've done it with all the others... 784 01:04:09,211 --> 01:04:11,338 But it won't work with me. 785 01:04:11,546 --> 01:04:14,379 No. No. 786 01:04:15,217 --> 01:04:16,115 You... 787 01:04:17,085 --> 01:04:20,486 - You're divine. - Yes, I am. 788 01:04:21,657 --> 01:04:23,682 But I know as many tricks... 789 01:04:25,494 --> 01:04:27,826 As your low-class whore. 790 01:04:28,664 --> 01:04:30,461 You're lovely when you're angry. 791 01:04:34,903 --> 01:04:35,961 Senorita... 792 01:04:36,304 --> 01:04:39,241 - Your excellency. - Thank you so much. 793 01:04:39,276 --> 01:04:42,074 It's time for you to get married. 794 01:04:43,011 --> 01:04:47,072 - Your mother loves me. - So she tells me. 795 01:04:47,849 --> 01:04:50,841 You can't play Casanova forever. 796 01:04:51,687 --> 01:04:53,382 People are talking. 797 01:05:00,962 --> 01:05:02,930 Call me when you're serious... 798 01:05:03,899 --> 01:05:06,629 Your excellency. 799 01:05:07,836 --> 01:05:09,167 Thank you for the dance. 800 01:05:12,407 --> 01:05:13,442 Roberto. 801 01:05:13,477 --> 01:05:15,110 - I wanna go home now. - Whatever you say. 802 01:05:15,145 --> 01:05:17,544 The alcoholic wants to be first lady. 803 01:05:17,713 --> 01:05:18,338 Lulu? 804 01:05:20,615 --> 01:05:24,574 Not a bad choice. An engagement would divert the public... 805 01:05:24,986 --> 01:05:26,855 With a festive wedding later. 806 01:05:26,890 --> 01:05:28,254 No way. 807 01:05:29,925 --> 01:05:32,359 By the way, do I have a mother? 808 01:05:32,661 --> 01:05:36,358 Of course. And consequently, i must inform you... 809 01:05:36,565 --> 01:05:39,434 She arrives from her Paris shopping trip... 810 01:05:39,469 --> 01:05:40,492 Tomorrow at three. 811 01:05:41,503 --> 01:05:44,539 - She'll know I'm not her son. - Don't worry. 812 01:05:44,574 --> 01:05:47,235 She has cataracts and some memory loss. 813 01:05:47,509 --> 01:05:49,409 You've never been friendly. 814 01:05:49,511 --> 01:05:51,536 What do I call this lady? 815 01:05:52,914 --> 01:05:53,539 Momma. 816 01:06:01,523 --> 01:06:04,424 - Momma. - Don't "momma" me! 817 01:06:10,031 --> 01:06:15,025 You do look thinner. Everyone said you had lost weight. 818 01:06:15,604 --> 01:06:20,906 I thought you'd contracted syphillis like your uncle Orlando. 819 01:06:22,844 --> 01:06:23,868 How was your trip? 820 01:06:24,412 --> 01:06:28,576 Everything's ruined by repetition. Even Paris. 821 01:06:29,117 --> 01:06:31,108 I bought some excellent caviar... 822 01:06:31,419 --> 01:06:34,650 On the rue de rivoli. 823 01:06:35,490 --> 01:06:38,193 Don't worry. I'm not staying long. 824 01:06:38,228 --> 01:06:43,130 - You're welcome here, dear momma. - I know you don't like me. Who cares? 825 01:06:43,999 --> 01:06:47,025 Your father and I had a child and we hated each other. 826 01:06:47,936 --> 01:06:51,633 Please, listen to me. 827 01:06:52,407 --> 01:06:56,207 I love you. No matter what has happened before... 828 01:06:56,912 --> 01:06:59,813 I love you as only a son can love a mother. 829 01:07:00,482 --> 01:07:03,318 You're my mother and I love you. 830 01:07:03,353 --> 01:07:04,444 Merde to love! 831 01:07:04,686 --> 01:07:07,917 Come, Antonio. Watch those fox furs, you swine! 832 01:07:08,456 --> 01:07:09,252 Love! 833 01:07:22,637 --> 01:07:24,696 How long will the president swim? 834 01:07:24,906 --> 01:07:27,275 Maybe 10 minutes, maybe all day. 835 01:07:27,310 --> 01:07:29,811 We came from mt. Pochooto to swim. 836 01:07:29,846 --> 01:07:32,245 Who cares? I don't care where you came from! 837 01:07:32,447 --> 01:07:36,349 No swimming until the president's done. Understand? 838 01:07:37,452 --> 01:07:39,147 - Yes, sir. - Okay. 839 01:07:44,593 --> 01:07:47,255 Look at this. It's the Sunday New York times. 840 01:07:49,764 --> 01:07:51,755 The New York times. God. 841 01:07:52,334 --> 01:07:54,669 One day in N.Y. Is a little year in parador. 842 01:07:54,704 --> 01:07:57,229 The long wharf is doing "all my sons". 843 01:07:57,272 --> 01:07:58,840 Bill king is directing. 844 01:07:58,875 --> 01:08:01,543 He loves my work. 845 01:08:01,578 --> 01:08:03,144 I could be brilliant in it. 846 01:08:03,179 --> 01:08:05,908 Will I be there? Will I show up? I have no idea. 847 01:08:06,448 --> 01:08:07,642 You're doing well here. 848 01:08:10,018 --> 01:08:12,282 It's going okay. 849 01:08:13,955 --> 01:08:15,786 Actually, it's getting pretty easy. 850 01:08:17,425 --> 01:08:19,052 Actually, it's getting boring. 851 01:08:19,661 --> 01:08:22,152 Why don't you do something good for the country? 852 01:08:22,831 --> 01:08:26,164 I started the beautification program for the airport. 853 01:08:26,534 --> 01:08:29,401 I was thinking about something more profound. 854 01:08:30,238 --> 01:08:32,365 I replaced the national anthem. 855 01:08:33,108 --> 01:08:35,167 You're getting crazier than phonse. 856 01:08:36,244 --> 01:08:39,771 Parador, parador, I love you. 857 01:08:40,949 --> 01:08:43,179 Your mountains, your valleys, your rivers. 858 01:08:43,551 --> 01:08:46,213 Beckon to me. 859 01:08:50,759 --> 01:08:52,158 Better than the old one. 860 01:08:54,396 --> 01:08:57,126 I wanna kiss you so bad I could spit. 861 01:08:58,199 --> 01:08:59,359 How would it look? 862 01:08:59,868 --> 01:09:03,702 Paradorians are hot-blooded. I don't think they would mind. 863 01:09:05,373 --> 01:09:08,069 You don't think it demeans the presidency? 864 01:09:08,677 --> 01:09:13,341 Torture and hunger demeans the presidency, not kissing. 865 01:09:34,302 --> 01:09:37,430 In sulla, there've been two incidents. 866 01:09:37,639 --> 01:09:39,971 A kidnapping and a power line destroyed. 867 01:09:40,041 --> 01:09:41,872 Action was taken. 868 01:09:42,510 --> 01:09:45,536 At mt. Pochooto, there've been dangerous battles... 869 01:09:45,714 --> 01:09:48,740 But we've destroyed the rebel forces. 870 01:09:53,822 --> 01:09:55,255 I'm sorry to see it... 871 01:09:55,457 --> 01:09:57,359 Especially during tourist season. 872 01:09:57,394 --> 01:10:00,920 It could scare people away from what's a real nice country. 873 01:10:06,067 --> 01:10:07,557 In ochito, there's been... 874 01:10:08,003 --> 01:10:10,597 No incidents for 6 months. 875 01:10:10,805 --> 01:10:14,969 This was shot secretly at guerrilla headquarters. 876 01:10:17,078 --> 01:10:19,638 Here you can see their leader, danta guzman... 877 01:10:21,216 --> 01:10:24,242 Being visited by an American liberal. 878 01:10:24,419 --> 01:10:27,115 Dante! Hombre! 879 01:10:29,491 --> 01:10:31,550 You son-of-a-bitch, you did it. 880 01:10:33,128 --> 01:10:34,254 That's ed asner. 881 01:10:36,464 --> 01:10:38,022 I love "Lou Grant". 882 01:10:48,510 --> 01:10:50,410 The guerrillas aren't very fond of me. 883 01:10:50,812 --> 01:10:52,143 Communist bastards. 884 01:10:53,248 --> 01:10:55,750 Why am I in this? Where's my limo? 885 01:10:55,785 --> 01:10:57,619 We've a secret meeting. 886 01:10:57,654 --> 01:10:59,187 We've to dedicate the dog track. 887 01:10:59,222 --> 01:11:00,552 This is more important. 888 01:11:02,090 --> 01:11:04,558 - Who's the meeting with. - C.I.A. 889 01:11:11,433 --> 01:11:12,991 You're blocking the way! 890 01:11:15,070 --> 01:11:16,594 Come on, move! 891 01:11:24,212 --> 01:11:25,474 You're late. 892 01:11:28,850 --> 01:11:31,286 I have a very bad cold. 893 01:11:31,321 --> 01:11:33,652 And I've had the shits for the last 3 days. 894 01:11:34,556 --> 01:11:36,891 We've been working together... 895 01:11:36,926 --> 01:11:40,292 For 8 or 9 years. Have I ever beat around the bush? 896 01:11:42,097 --> 01:11:45,066 I told you 6 months ago... 897 01:11:45,300 --> 01:11:46,767 That the natives are restless. 898 01:11:46,868 --> 01:11:50,634 They're more than that. They're ready to flip out. 899 01:11:51,072 --> 01:11:54,132 You and your people better put a capper on it. 900 01:11:55,210 --> 01:11:57,872 I don't want you and your tinhorn bastards... 901 01:11:58,046 --> 01:12:00,412 Let this thing go to the commies. 902 01:12:00,782 --> 01:12:02,579 That's what I've been telling you. 903 01:12:03,118 --> 01:12:06,713 It's bullshit about parador and it's sovereignty. 904 01:12:07,155 --> 01:12:09,146 If it wasn't for the U.S.A... 905 01:12:09,257 --> 01:12:11,953 Handing it to your forebears in 1890... 906 01:12:12,160 --> 01:12:14,628 There wouldn't be any goddamn parador. 907 01:12:15,864 --> 01:12:18,059 I agree with everything he says. 908 01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:22,897 And stop listening those faggots in the state department. 909 01:12:23,204 --> 01:12:28,141 And get this. I'm sick to death of backing bad horses. 910 01:12:28,643 --> 01:12:30,634 This is a stakes race and... 911 01:12:31,613 --> 01:12:32,545 I want a winner. 912 01:12:32,947 --> 01:12:35,472 Now you just holster your dick. 913 01:12:36,151 --> 01:12:38,619 Otherwise your ass goes in a hammock back to Miami. 914 01:12:39,187 --> 01:12:41,212 If we let you into Miami. 915 01:12:41,523 --> 01:12:42,854 Holster my dick. Okay. 916 01:12:44,192 --> 01:12:45,955 Pull over. I wanna take a dump. 917 01:13:00,041 --> 01:13:04,034 We'll say good-bye to old, hello to the new. 918 01:13:05,246 --> 01:13:06,679 And so, my friends... 919 01:13:08,416 --> 01:13:10,748 Parador now marches proudly... 920 01:13:11,653 --> 01:13:13,621 Into the 21st century. 921 01:13:15,490 --> 01:13:17,515 I promise the people of parador... 922 01:13:18,660 --> 01:13:19,524 New housing... 923 01:13:20,929 --> 01:13:25,298 Good condos, modern plumbing... 924 01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:28,894 Hot water, tennis courts... 925 01:13:30,371 --> 01:13:31,269 Saunas. 926 01:13:33,241 --> 01:13:34,367 God bless you. 927 01:13:36,844 --> 01:13:38,072 What a lie. 928 01:13:39,013 --> 01:13:41,916 This is the worst slum I've ever seen in my life. 929 01:13:41,951 --> 01:13:44,544 - This is the good neighborhood. - Why did you bring her? 930 01:13:44,752 --> 01:13:47,084 - I wanted company. - You're going too far. 931 01:13:47,355 --> 01:13:50,153 - I'm the dictator. - I can always recast the part. 932 01:13:50,625 --> 01:13:51,751 I should live so long. 933 01:14:03,304 --> 01:14:03,929 Here. 934 01:14:07,709 --> 01:14:11,179 - What's your name? - Alice Gianni. 935 01:14:11,214 --> 01:14:12,168 How old are you? 936 01:14:14,515 --> 01:14:17,916 You're so sweet. Thank you for the flowers. 937 01:14:25,927 --> 01:14:27,485 Take her! Follow me. 938 01:14:28,329 --> 01:14:30,229 Over there. Run! 939 01:14:31,165 --> 01:14:33,690 - Out of my way! Out of my way! - Run! Run! 940 01:14:48,616 --> 01:14:50,049 Communist bastards! 941 01:15:18,112 --> 01:15:20,637 Up the hill! Up the hill! 942 01:15:26,688 --> 01:15:27,552 Carmen! 943 01:15:28,423 --> 01:15:30,550 - It's me, Madonna! - Madonna! 944 01:15:31,125 --> 01:15:32,990 Here, come on. 945 01:15:36,664 --> 01:15:37,460 Carmen! 946 01:15:40,802 --> 01:15:44,067 This is my friend, Carmen. I grew up here. 947 01:15:45,039 --> 01:15:45,767 Carmen! 948 01:15:48,443 --> 01:15:49,239 Madonna... 949 01:15:49,777 --> 01:15:53,110 He can't stay here. They'll kill him. 950 01:15:53,414 --> 01:15:54,540 They'll kill us. 951 01:16:03,925 --> 01:16:06,450 - Any sign of the president? - They both disappeared. 952 01:16:08,162 --> 01:16:09,789 - You're sure? - Absolutely. 953 01:16:12,700 --> 01:16:13,359 Burn it. 954 01:17:01,416 --> 01:17:05,682 They'll think I did this. They'll think I'm a monster. 955 01:17:22,637 --> 01:17:24,104 Free the people! 956 01:17:25,306 --> 01:17:27,642 Round up the usual suspects. I'll interrogate. 957 01:17:27,677 --> 01:17:28,506 Immediately, sir. 958 01:17:28,876 --> 01:17:30,639 - When did he arrive? - Moments ago. 959 01:17:30,912 --> 01:17:32,209 - Is she with him? - No, sir. 960 01:17:46,794 --> 01:17:48,785 Where did you and Madonna go to? 961 01:17:49,464 --> 01:17:50,932 We went shopping. 962 01:17:50,967 --> 01:17:52,957 Don't fool with me, Jack Noah. 963 01:17:56,537 --> 01:17:57,504 Why are you packing? 964 01:17:59,440 --> 01:18:01,008 I'm weekending in the Hamptons. 965 01:18:01,043 --> 01:18:02,134 You're not going anywhere. 966 01:18:03,478 --> 01:18:05,571 I didn't sign on for this shit. 967 01:18:06,247 --> 01:18:08,549 You're burning those people's homes. 968 01:18:08,584 --> 01:18:09,851 Relax, my president... 969 01:18:09,886 --> 01:18:13,116 I'm not your president, you low-life bastard. 970 01:18:14,288 --> 01:18:15,346 I'm just an actor. 971 01:18:17,525 --> 01:18:19,527 This is getting too goddamn real for me. 972 01:18:19,562 --> 01:18:23,293 You're going on TV tomorrow to show you're all right... 973 01:18:23,564 --> 01:18:25,399 And that the government is in control... 974 01:18:25,434 --> 01:18:28,102 And that the murderers will be caught and dealt with. 975 01:18:28,137 --> 01:18:29,370 I don't do TV. 976 01:18:29,405 --> 01:18:33,174 - You'll go on tomorrow or I'll cut your balls off! 977 01:18:33,209 --> 01:18:33,902 I know. 978 01:18:37,278 --> 01:18:38,074 You know... 979 01:18:41,616 --> 01:18:42,708 I hate actors. 980 01:18:44,118 --> 01:18:45,642 Good afternoon, my countrymen. 981 01:18:46,988 --> 01:18:49,183 I'm very grateful to be here with you today. 982 01:18:50,124 --> 01:18:51,284 I would like to begin... 983 01:18:52,260 --> 01:18:56,998 By extending my deepest sympathies to the families of... 984 01:18:57,033 --> 01:18:59,728 Those innocent people killed in yesterday's attack. 985 01:19:00,701 --> 01:19:04,637 They made the supreme sacrifice. This attack was meant for me... 986 01:19:05,940 --> 01:19:08,204 And they suffered the injury. 987 01:19:08,776 --> 01:19:10,073 After this attack... 988 01:19:10,645 --> 01:19:13,773 I asked myself, why would someone wanna kill me? 989 01:19:14,582 --> 01:19:16,140 Being close to death... 990 01:19:17,718 --> 01:19:20,516 Has made me review my life... 991 01:19:21,422 --> 01:19:22,411 And my rule. 992 01:19:22,957 --> 01:19:23,924 And so today... 993 01:19:24,292 --> 01:19:25,326 We got your friend. 994 01:19:25,361 --> 01:19:29,353 I ask the forgiveness of the poor people of this country. 995 01:19:30,231 --> 01:19:32,222 And I pledge from this moment... 996 01:19:33,167 --> 01:19:34,964 To make their liberation... 997 01:19:35,836 --> 01:19:38,828 The first concern of my government. 998 01:19:41,776 --> 01:19:43,903 And those of the privileged classes... 999 01:19:44,645 --> 01:19:47,478 Must not resist this liberation. 1000 01:19:50,318 --> 01:19:53,082 I would also like to make a personal announcement... 1001 01:19:53,721 --> 01:19:56,952 Wich will indicate how serious I am. 1002 01:19:57,625 --> 01:20:00,719 I take great pleasure in announcing my engagement... 1003 01:20:00,895 --> 01:20:02,886 To my long-time companion... 1004 01:20:03,297 --> 01:20:05,128 Miss Madonna Mendez. 1005 01:20:06,934 --> 01:20:09,334 There're those of my advisors... 1006 01:20:10,037 --> 01:20:12,403 Who tell me this is a mistake. 1007 01:20:12,573 --> 01:20:15,974 That Madonna's one of the common people. 1008 01:20:16,210 --> 01:20:19,270 To me, this is her greatest virtue 1009 01:20:19,480 --> 01:20:21,380 that swine! 1010 01:20:22,149 --> 01:20:23,616 It's only through her that... 1011 01:20:24,485 --> 01:20:27,977 I understand the sufferings and hopes... 1012 01:20:28,322 --> 01:20:29,812 Of the people of parador. 1013 01:20:31,759 --> 01:20:34,592 And so, my fellows citizens... 1014 01:20:36,297 --> 01:20:40,666 We must work together to triumph over evil. 1015 01:20:41,435 --> 01:20:43,699 To make parador truly... 1016 01:20:44,972 --> 01:20:46,633 The land of the free... 1017 01:20:47,375 --> 01:20:50,003 And the home of the brave. 1018 01:20:59,053 --> 01:20:59,644 Out. 1019 01:21:04,291 --> 01:21:05,315 Want a valium? 1020 01:21:06,060 --> 01:21:08,396 - You think this is amusing? - It was a good speech. 1021 01:21:08,431 --> 01:21:11,923 - It was suicide. Yours. - You're hyperventilating. 1022 01:21:14,869 --> 01:21:16,337 I'll make you suffer. 1023 01:21:16,372 --> 01:21:19,540 You're a Harvard man. Think. You can't kill me. 1024 01:21:19,575 --> 01:21:22,810 - You've payed your last role. - You need me, I'm the dictator. 1025 01:21:22,845 --> 01:21:26,211 - Actors are a dime a dozen. - Not this good. 1026 01:21:26,981 --> 01:21:31,218 You think you're my dictator? You're as good as dead. 1027 01:21:31,253 --> 01:21:33,686 Dick carvett is interviewing me tomorrow. 1028 01:21:34,955 --> 01:21:35,717 Dick cavett? 1029 01:21:36,924 --> 01:21:38,323 Network TV. 1030 01:21:40,061 --> 01:21:42,325 Brilliant, your excellency! 1031 01:21:42,630 --> 01:21:44,598 It totally castrates the commies. 1032 01:21:45,166 --> 01:21:46,997 You're a genius. 1033 01:21:47,501 --> 01:21:50,334 He's a total genius, isn't he, Roberto? 1034 01:21:51,572 --> 01:21:55,474 Yes, perhaps. Perhaps he's a genius. 1035 01:22:05,486 --> 01:22:08,250 You excellency, could I use your bathroom? 1036 01:22:08,723 --> 01:22:10,156 Certainly, certainly. 1037 01:22:10,324 --> 01:22:12,383 One left, one right, two more lefts. 1038 01:22:20,234 --> 01:22:23,032 What would you say brought the change about? 1039 01:22:23,938 --> 01:22:28,238 I could give you many reasons, but the main reason... 1040 01:22:28,876 --> 01:22:31,436 Is my lovely Madonna here. 1041 01:22:31,879 --> 01:22:33,870 The woman behind the throne. 1042 01:22:34,215 --> 01:22:37,082 Can you tell me, miss Mendez... 1043 01:22:37,651 --> 01:22:40,387 What changes have you seen in him... 1044 01:22:40,422 --> 01:22:41,513 From your point of view? 1045 01:22:42,523 --> 01:22:47,119 He's not the same man i first met, that's for sure. 1046 01:22:48,162 --> 01:22:52,599 Would you tell us, excellency, how you see the future of parador? 1047 01:22:54,301 --> 01:22:56,292 I would like to see... 1048 01:22:57,204 --> 01:23:00,765 Elections to the general assembly very, very soon. 1049 01:23:01,342 --> 01:23:03,572 To begin work on land reform... 1050 01:23:04,378 --> 01:23:07,870 And, I want to begin a dialogue with the guerrillas... 1051 01:23:08,315 --> 01:23:11,341 To put an end to this terrible violence. 1052 01:23:12,119 --> 01:23:13,746 That's extraordinary. 1053 01:23:14,155 --> 01:23:16,248 To extend hope to the people... 1054 01:23:16,357 --> 01:23:18,450 Who tried to assassinate you. 1055 01:23:21,028 --> 01:23:23,223 We all have to live with critics. 1056 01:23:23,430 --> 01:23:24,761 - Even you. - Well... 1057 01:23:26,133 --> 01:23:28,124 Well, mine use words instead of bullets. 1058 01:23:28,235 --> 01:23:30,538 I hope this isn't a rude question... 1059 01:23:30,573 --> 01:23:33,063 But what do you see as your epitaph? 1060 01:23:35,843 --> 01:23:37,470 "He played his part well." 1061 01:23:38,145 --> 01:23:42,138 Recently, we have heard rumors... 1062 01:23:42,483 --> 01:23:44,075 About a government program of birth control? 1063 01:23:45,119 --> 01:23:47,952 I'm certain that's an unfounded rumor, excellency. 1064 01:23:49,156 --> 01:23:50,521 Speaking of rumors... 1065 01:23:51,425 --> 01:23:54,861 They say there're priests who help the rebels. 1066 01:23:55,062 --> 01:23:58,293 Renegades. Antichrists. 1067 01:24:01,769 --> 01:24:05,139 What's this beautiful stone, eminence? 1068 01:24:05,174 --> 01:24:07,573 It's a paradorian sapphire, excellency. 1069 01:24:09,844 --> 01:24:12,244 Your eminence, may I speak frankly? 1070 01:24:12,346 --> 01:24:13,335 Certainly. 1071 01:24:15,182 --> 01:24:19,380 I think the church would make a beautiful gesture... 1072 01:24:20,387 --> 01:24:23,550 By donating this priceless ring... 1073 01:24:24,625 --> 01:24:27,651 To the poorer members of the flock. 1074 01:24:32,166 --> 01:24:34,191 God bless you, your eminence. 1075 01:24:36,203 --> 01:24:37,500 The people loved me... 1076 01:24:38,505 --> 01:24:39,494 Well, except for him. 1077 01:24:46,180 --> 01:24:49,274 We're a hit. We're a smash. 1078 01:24:50,451 --> 01:24:52,248 We're standing room only. 1079 01:24:53,387 --> 01:24:55,548 Madonna was my best friend. 1080 01:24:56,657 --> 01:24:59,421 She was sexy, she was smart she was funny. 1081 01:25:00,227 --> 01:25:03,685 She was Marilyn Monroe and Eleanor Roosevelt rolled into one. 1082 01:25:05,299 --> 01:25:06,129 And I loved her. 1083 01:25:07,468 --> 01:25:08,833 I only had one problem. 1084 01:25:09,203 --> 01:25:12,104 I'd been playing the same damn part for almost a year. 1085 01:25:13,240 --> 01:25:15,342 I'm so bored I can't see straight. 1086 01:25:15,377 --> 01:25:17,469 I don't wanna play this son of a bitch anymore. 1087 01:25:18,479 --> 01:25:20,276 I wanna go home. 1088 01:25:22,850 --> 01:25:24,875 I wanna watch the Knicks on TV. 1089 01:25:27,421 --> 01:25:30,185 I'd pay big money to see "Hollywood squares". 1090 01:25:31,859 --> 01:25:33,656 I hate alphonse Simms. 1091 01:25:34,395 --> 01:25:38,999 Don't fade on me now. These people believe in you. 1092 01:25:39,034 --> 01:25:42,069 They believe in him, not me. 1093 01:25:42,104 --> 01:25:45,596 Do you really wanna abandon these people to Roberto? 1094 01:25:52,079 --> 01:25:54,274 Sanctuary! 1095 01:25:58,118 --> 01:25:59,449 Listen to my little friends. 1096 01:26:00,554 --> 01:26:02,181 That one's François. 1097 01:26:03,657 --> 01:26:06,353 And this one's big Bertha. She made me deaf. 1098 01:26:08,329 --> 01:26:14,131 Why was I not made of stone, like them? 1099 01:26:30,951 --> 01:26:32,441 I used to think it was... 1100 01:26:33,520 --> 01:26:34,851 The part, you know? 1101 01:26:36,991 --> 01:26:39,152 Brando had the part when he did "streetcar". 1102 01:26:40,761 --> 01:26:43,059 And de niro had the part when he did "raging bull". 1103 01:26:43,297 --> 01:26:44,491 "Raging bull". 1104 01:26:49,036 --> 01:26:50,264 But I got the part. 1105 01:26:52,840 --> 01:26:53,807 It's not enough. 1106 01:26:55,843 --> 01:26:56,935 You know what I think? 1107 01:26:59,947 --> 01:27:02,108 You're playing your best role. 1108 01:27:02,716 --> 01:27:04,377 There's no audience to see it. 1109 01:27:09,857 --> 01:27:10,881 I'm an actor. 1110 01:27:11,725 --> 01:27:13,994 I'm just a goddamn actor. 1111 01:27:14,029 --> 01:27:18,124 I forget to tell you. Another movie company has come to parador. 1112 01:27:20,300 --> 01:27:21,790 You think everything is cast? 1113 01:27:28,575 --> 01:27:30,077 Okay. Five-six all cameras. 1114 01:27:30,112 --> 01:27:32,136 We've got 20 minutes of good light. Let's go. 1115 01:27:32,446 --> 01:27:36,143 Quiet, please! This is a take! And roll it! 1116 01:27:36,183 --> 01:27:37,673 132, take one! 1117 01:27:38,252 --> 01:27:40,152 - Background action! - Action, Liz! 1118 01:27:40,587 --> 01:27:41,383 Energy! 1119 01:27:44,491 --> 01:27:45,219 Are you Geoff? 1120 01:27:45,659 --> 01:27:48,753 - No one else wants to be. - I'm Liz. 1121 01:27:50,264 --> 01:27:52,926 - What're you drinking? - Got something dietetic? 1122 01:27:53,133 --> 01:27:57,092 Yeah, water. They make marvelous dry Martinis here. 1123 01:28:02,843 --> 01:28:04,144 Some friends of yours? 1124 01:28:04,179 --> 01:28:06,476 I was going to ask you the same thing. 1125 01:28:09,383 --> 01:28:12,086 - Cut! That was fine! - First of all, I was freezing. 1126 01:28:12,121 --> 01:28:15,122 - Fine. - Murray, that was good for me. 1127 01:28:15,157 --> 01:28:15,756 - That was good for me. - I'd like to do it again. 1128 01:28:15,791 --> 01:28:17,917 - That was good for me. - I felt flat. 1129 01:28:18,125 --> 01:28:19,683 My director, Edgar low. 1130 01:28:20,894 --> 01:28:23,230 - Very efficient. - Thank you, Mr. president. 1131 01:28:23,265 --> 01:28:26,791 - My leading actor. - You're very good looking. 1132 01:28:27,367 --> 01:28:29,426 - Thank you, Mr. president. - My leading actress. 1133 01:28:30,437 --> 01:28:33,607 - You're a marvelous actress. - Thank you. 1134 01:28:33,642 --> 01:28:36,201 - Simply marvelous. - Thank you. 1135 01:28:36,310 --> 01:28:40,814 This is Clint adler. He does all our gunshots, explosives... 1136 01:28:40,849 --> 01:28:46,684 - And special effects... - Congratulations. Very realistic. 1137 01:28:46,987 --> 01:28:50,257 - Thank you. - Are you enjoying your stay in parador? 1138 01:28:50,292 --> 01:28:53,527 Yes, your excellency. You may not remember... 1139 01:28:53,562 --> 01:28:55,688 But I was here last year on another film. 1140 01:28:55,929 --> 01:28:58,796 You came to the set? We shook hands? 1141 01:28:59,967 --> 01:29:06,531 Yes, I do remember! It's so very good to see you've returned. 1142 01:29:06,907 --> 01:29:10,001 I love it here. I'm going to stay for carnival. 1143 01:29:10,144 --> 01:29:14,080 You must! Carnival. Spectacular. 1144 01:29:16,617 --> 01:29:20,610 - Nice to see you again. - Thank you, sir. I love it here. 1145 01:29:24,424 --> 01:29:26,255 - Mr. president. - Menachem, thank you. 1146 01:29:31,832 --> 01:29:35,402 Did you see that? Clint looked right in my eyes. 1147 01:29:35,437 --> 01:29:38,269 I waited for any glint of recognition. 1148 01:29:38,705 --> 01:29:42,072 There's nothing! I must be pretty good. 1149 01:29:43,110 --> 01:29:45,772 They're doing "streetcar" at Lincoln center. Son-of-a-bitch! 1150 01:29:46,246 --> 01:29:47,975 I'd love to read for Mitch! 1151 01:31:46,066 --> 01:31:46,862 Get him! 1152 01:31:49,403 --> 01:31:50,529 Roberto... 1153 01:31:51,038 --> 01:31:54,530 Assassin! Assassin! 1154 01:31:55,342 --> 01:31:56,741 Roberto! 1155 01:31:56,943 --> 01:31:59,969 - Assassin! Assassin! - He's an actor! 1156 01:32:00,113 --> 01:32:02,582 - Assassin! - He's an actor! 1157 01:32:02,617 --> 01:32:04,751 - Assassin! - He's an actor! 1158 01:32:04,786 --> 01:32:13,090 Assassin! Assassin! Assassin! Assassin! 1159 01:32:15,996 --> 01:32:17,156 Good-bye... 1160 01:32:19,599 --> 01:32:21,726 My Madonna. 1161 01:32:29,042 --> 01:32:30,066 Good-bye... 1162 01:32:31,244 --> 01:32:33,906 My beloved parador. 1163 01:32:41,188 --> 01:32:44,157 Good-bye, my peop... 1164 01:33:02,409 --> 01:33:04,036 Good-bye, my president. 1165 01:33:07,147 --> 01:33:08,739 I hate actors. 1166 01:33:36,309 --> 01:33:39,846 What a night! Is that amazing? 1167 01:33:39,881 --> 01:33:42,783 - You were fabulous! What a performance! - I was terrible. 1168 01:33:42,818 --> 01:33:45,118 - It was great! - I could have been better. 1169 01:33:45,153 --> 01:33:47,220 No, no. I was there. 1170 01:33:47,255 --> 01:33:48,585 You're not a good judge. 1171 01:34:01,268 --> 01:34:02,166 He's defrosting. 1172 01:34:04,037 --> 01:34:06,505 This is ike pappas reporting from parador city. 1173 01:34:06,706 --> 01:34:11,541 I'll tell you what I know right now, as the situation's extremely confused. 1174 01:34:11,711 --> 01:34:13,906 The president was shot as he... 1175 01:34:13,980 --> 01:34:16,414 Moved forward on the reviewing stand. 1176 01:34:16,683 --> 01:34:18,742 The wounds were fatal. 1177 01:34:18,952 --> 01:34:21,546 Roberto strausmann, secretary of the interior... 1178 01:34:21,688 --> 01:34:24,748 And head of the police was killed by the crowd. 1179 01:34:25,091 --> 01:34:28,060 Dante guzman, leader of the revolutionary front... 1180 01:34:28,195 --> 01:34:30,026 Denied any involvement. 1181 01:34:30,230 --> 01:34:32,858 Labor leaders called for a general strike... 1182 01:34:32,966 --> 01:34:33,955 Starting tomorrow. 1183 01:34:34,234 --> 01:34:37,499 Parador city is in chaos and mourning. 1184 01:34:37,704 --> 01:34:40,574 Singer Sammy Davis, Jr. was present. 1185 01:34:40,609 --> 01:34:41,472 Sammy, what happened? 1186 01:34:42,175 --> 01:34:46,613 Well, ike, that was the scarriest thing that I've ever saw. 1187 01:34:46,648 --> 01:34:49,783 I was side by side with president when he died. 1188 01:34:49,818 --> 01:34:51,546 And I... 1189 01:34:53,153 --> 01:34:58,056 I just wanna give to parador people my solidarity... 1190 01:34:58,825 --> 01:35:02,963 Forgive me, ike. There's... 1191 01:35:02,998 --> 01:35:04,225 Thank you. Thank you, Sammy. 1192 01:35:04,531 --> 01:35:07,432 Back to New York. Ike pappas, from parador. 1193 01:35:37,664 --> 01:35:38,665 Took a lot of balls, Clint. 1194 01:35:38,700 --> 01:35:40,530 Special effects men are nuts. 1195 01:35:40,767 --> 01:35:42,792 - Hurry. - Move it, Jack. 1196 01:35:43,036 --> 01:35:46,938 - Madonna, come with me. - How can I? 1197 01:35:48,475 --> 01:35:52,707 I'm going to miss you! I'm gonna miss this moon. 1198 01:35:54,514 --> 01:35:57,950 - I don't wanna go. - Go. There's no time. 1199 01:35:58,018 --> 01:35:59,952 Come on, Jack! Let's roll! 1200 01:36:00,487 --> 01:36:02,512 Why do these feelings happen when you leave? 1201 01:36:04,624 --> 01:36:05,591 I love you. 1202 01:36:06,493 --> 01:36:10,190 I love this place. This has been the greatest time. 1203 01:36:10,964 --> 01:36:15,468 - I'll never forget you. - I love you, too. I'll call you. 1204 01:36:15,503 --> 01:36:18,305 You know how to get me in New York? I've an answering machine. 1205 01:36:18,340 --> 01:36:20,807 - I'll call your agent. - I'm changing agents. 1206 01:36:20,842 --> 01:36:24,004 - Why? - The bastard hasn't called me in a year. 1207 01:36:26,980 --> 01:36:28,311 I love you! 1208 01:36:34,087 --> 01:36:37,750 - Jack! Let's roll! - I love you! 1209 01:36:42,729 --> 01:36:46,165 What a moment! Right out of "Casablanca"! 1210 01:37:19,265 --> 01:37:22,669 Fantastic! It's right out of "Casablanca". 1211 01:37:22,704 --> 01:37:24,604 More like "dynasty". 1212 01:37:24,639 --> 01:37:26,401 The hardest thing I ever did. 1213 01:37:27,440 --> 01:37:28,873 But I'll tell you something. 1214 01:37:30,076 --> 01:37:32,067 It proves to me how much I love acting. 1215 01:37:33,446 --> 01:37:38,611 No matter what else happens I'm never gonna have... 1216 01:37:39,552 --> 01:37:40,541 That doubt, you know? 1217 01:37:40,754 --> 01:37:42,881 That I should have done something else. 1218 01:37:43,356 --> 01:37:46,519 - Bravo. - Mr. Allen? Mr. papp can see you now. 1219 01:37:48,061 --> 01:37:51,224 I'm sorry. I just don't buy it. 1220 01:37:51,665 --> 01:37:52,962 But it's a great story. 1221 01:37:56,469 --> 01:37:59,199 - It's a great story, Jack. - Got a light? 1222 01:37:59,906 --> 01:38:00,531 Sure. 1223 01:38:01,107 --> 01:38:02,836 We now bring you a special report. 1224 01:38:03,209 --> 01:38:05,507 Here's lke pappas, from parador city. 1225 01:38:05,945 --> 01:38:08,581 Two days of strikes and protests have ended... 1226 01:38:08,616 --> 01:38:12,352 With the presiding council fleeing the country... 1227 01:38:12,387 --> 01:38:15,446 And the revolutionary council naming a new president. 1228 01:38:15,588 --> 01:38:19,024 This has been a fairly bloodless revolution. 1229 01:38:19,192 --> 01:38:22,923 The president's body is laying in the state. 1230 01:38:22,962 --> 01:38:26,261 Thousands of mourners wait to pay their respects. 1231 01:38:41,414 --> 01:38:45,111 This ceremony has led to this remarkable moment. 1232 01:38:45,218 --> 01:38:47,186 Parador has a new leader... 1233 01:38:47,220 --> 01:38:50,383 A woman with a chance to change history. 1234 01:38:50,657 --> 01:38:55,356 Madonna! Madonna! Madonna! Madonna! 1235 01:38:59,999 --> 01:39:01,626 My fellows paradorians. 1236 01:39:02,001 --> 01:39:04,970 I come here to dedicate myself... 1237 01:39:05,171 --> 01:39:08,038 To the memory of our beloved leader... 1238 01:39:08,742 --> 01:39:11,905 Whose dreams we must keep alive. 1239 01:39:12,879 --> 01:39:16,007 My first act is to declare amnesty... 1240 01:39:16,416 --> 01:39:18,543 For all political prisoners. 1241 01:39:20,653 --> 01:39:23,156 Madonna! Madonna! Madonna! Madonna! 1242 01:39:23,191 --> 01:39:27,559 We'll dream the impossible dream. 1243 01:39:35,368 --> 01:39:38,235 - Mr. Noah, Mr. papp will see you now. - Thank you. 1244 01:39:41,341 --> 01:39:44,367 Thank you so much. 87816