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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:59,678 --> 00:03:01,079 - The cops. - Oh, no! 2 00:03:05,526 --> 00:03:08,138 Freeze! Freeze! 3 00:03:13,293 --> 00:03:16,241 - What did I do? I'm an honest citizen. - Sure you are! 4 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:19,241 I'm trying to catch my tram. My wife's waiting for me. 5 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:22,271 One, two, one, two, one... 6 00:03:28,252 --> 00:03:33,256 squad halt, right front, at ease. 7 00:03:33,950 --> 00:03:36,542 One month later... 8 00:03:42,979 --> 00:03:45,564 Hey, here I am! Move it! 9 00:03:46,631 --> 00:03:48,317 - You sure took your time. - Hi. 10 00:03:48,599 --> 00:03:51,660 - Norma my darling, are you fine? - Just fine. 11 00:03:51,780 --> 00:03:53,834 Counsellor, are we all set? 12 00:03:53,954 --> 00:03:56,367 Proietti, the best I can do is to get you the minimum sentence. 13 00:03:56,727 --> 00:03:59,918 Are you kidding? I haven't confessed yet. 14 00:04:00,226 --> 00:04:04,612 Counsellor, I gotta get outta here, now! 15 00:04:06,456 --> 00:04:08,479 I've got a little job waiting for me out of this joint... 16 00:04:08,599 --> 00:04:11,255 and if it turns out right, I'll be set for life. 17 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:14,187 I met a guy in here... 18 00:04:14,307 --> 00:04:15,853 who told me something... 19 00:04:15,973 --> 00:04:18,360 Hey, can't you yell quietly? 20 00:04:18,618 --> 00:04:21,833 He's just told me my grandma has been asleep for the last five days... 21 00:04:21,953 --> 00:04:23,698 Well, keep it down or you'll wake her up! 22 00:04:23,818 --> 00:04:26,754 Counsellor, let's find a legal loophole 'cause I gotta get out. 23 00:04:26,894 --> 00:04:28,121 Get the penal code out. 24 00:04:28,527 --> 00:04:31,504 Listen here, article 403 is no good. 25 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:36,829 Go to 117, page 128. 26 00:04:37,073 --> 00:04:40,096 You're an old offender... if anything we might claim 521. 27 00:04:40,216 --> 00:04:41,895 No, that's no good anymore. 28 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:45,695 We gotta claim 124 or 606. 29 00:04:46,064 --> 00:04:48,092 How? You were caught red-handed. 30 00:04:48,212 --> 00:04:50,658 - Did you already forget about 1400? - What's this 1400? 31 00:04:50,865 --> 00:04:52,695 1400... the model you wanted to steal... 32 00:04:52,815 --> 00:04:56,796 Steal a car? Are you crazy?... I don't have a licence! 33 00:04:57,146 --> 00:04:58,756 What are you doing? I see, 34 00:04:59,242 --> 00:05:02,290 You did all you could do. I need a substitute. 35 00:05:02,773 --> 00:05:03,781 I don't have any. 36 00:05:03,901 --> 00:05:07,698 Not for you, for me. 37 00:05:08,150 --> 00:05:10,182 I don't get mixed up in this kind of business! 38 00:05:10,302 --> 00:05:12,526 Who's asking you? Go on, get lost. 39 00:05:12,669 --> 00:05:14,693 Maybe I'll call you when I need a will. 40 00:05:14,813 --> 00:05:16,027 - Norma... - Yes? 41 00:05:16,170 --> 00:05:18,310 Listen here. Capannelle has 100,000 lira of mine. 42 00:05:18,430 --> 00:05:19,673 Did you hear me? 43 00:05:19,793 --> 00:05:22,935 It's for someone who'll take the rap for me. 44 00:05:23,427 --> 00:05:25,367 A scapegoat, d'you hear me? 45 00:05:26,039 --> 00:05:28,698 You know that when I come out, if I pull that job, 46 00:05:28,839 --> 00:05:30,746 I'll buy you a fur coat. 47 00:05:30,866 --> 00:05:32,095 Marry me instead. 48 00:05:32,241 --> 00:05:34,978 What? Get out of a short sentence to get life? 49 00:05:35,098 --> 00:05:36,496 Are you crazy? 50 00:05:42,052 --> 00:05:43,814 - Call Othello. - Why? 51 00:05:43,934 --> 00:05:48,943 He's gotta take the rap for someone else. 52 00:05:49,063 --> 00:05:51,038 But just for a couple of months. 53 00:05:51,211 --> 00:05:53,175 He's already inside. They pinched him yesterday. 54 00:05:59,336 --> 00:06:02,010 Watch it, grandpa, you blew my shot! 55 00:06:02,130 --> 00:06:05,913 And you blew my eye out of its socket! Damn it all... 56 00:06:06,229 --> 00:06:10,264 Tell me kid, do you know a guy called Mario, who lives around here? 57 00:06:10,384 --> 00:06:12,508 There are a thousand Marios around here. 58 00:06:12,648 --> 00:06:15,037 Yes, but this one is a thief. 59 00:06:15,157 --> 00:06:16,683 There are still a thousand. 60 00:06:27,049 --> 00:06:30,148 - How much for this? - Stealing strollers now? 61 00:06:30,586 --> 00:06:32,719 It's the only vehicle left with wheels and no alarm. 62 00:06:33,441 --> 00:06:35,481 We gotta paint it or they'll recognize it. 63 00:06:35,769 --> 00:06:37,053 Is 3,000 lira all right? 64 00:06:37,173 --> 00:06:40,080 Hey, Mario. I've been looking for you for the last two hours... 65 00:06:40,514 --> 00:06:42,032 - May l? - Be my guest. 66 00:06:42,366 --> 00:06:44,835 - Eight thousand. - No, take it away. 67 00:06:45,427 --> 00:06:48,823 Listen up, I've got something for you. Cosimo needs a scapegoat. 68 00:06:48,943 --> 00:06:51,448 Just for a few months, but very well paid. 69 00:06:51,590 --> 00:06:53,686 If it's a matter of a few months, why doesn't he serve them? 70 00:06:53,806 --> 00:06:56,804 'Cause a very big job came his way. 71 00:06:56,924 --> 00:06:58,470 Are we set for 4,000, then? 72 00:06:58,590 --> 00:07:01,403 4,000 and you throw in these three umbrellas. 73 00:07:02,526 --> 00:07:03,963 Hey, it's a baby carriage, you know! 74 00:07:05,506 --> 00:07:06,458 Fine, fine! 75 00:07:10,651 --> 00:07:12,117 Are you winking at me? 76 00:07:12,261 --> 00:07:14,659 Who's winkin'? I got hit in the eye. 77 00:07:14,795 --> 00:07:16,056 Right, you got hit! 78 00:07:16,529 --> 00:07:18,764 - What are all the umbrellas for? - They're for my mother. 79 00:07:19,215 --> 00:07:23,155 Holy cow! It must always pour in your mother's 'hood! 80 00:07:23,329 --> 00:07:24,963 She's loses them. Now she'll have spares... 81 00:07:24,964 --> 00:07:25,853 and stop bothering me. 82 00:07:25,973 --> 00:07:28,358 So, what'd you say? 100,000 right away... 83 00:07:28,497 --> 00:07:30,412 and a little extra once the job's done. 84 00:07:30,532 --> 00:07:32,785 I'd go in myself, only I've taken the rap 3 times... 85 00:07:32,905 --> 00:07:35,795 If I'll show up again it's life. 86 00:07:44,617 --> 00:07:45,993 It's not like I don't want to... 87 00:07:46,113 --> 00:07:48,050 ...but what do I tell my mother, "See you, I'm off to jail"? 88 00:07:48,170 --> 00:07:50,644 - Always your mother! - Mind your business! 89 00:07:50,764 --> 00:07:52,397 You're already on your way there! 90 00:07:52,517 --> 00:07:53,979 Send that Sicilian guy, Cosimo's pal! 91 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:56,102 - Who's this Sicilian? - The small, skinny guy. 92 00:07:56,222 --> 00:07:58,514 The one who keeps his sister locked up like a holy relic? 93 00:07:58,634 --> 00:07:59,736 Ferribotte? 94 00:08:02,385 --> 00:08:04,699 Michele. Michele, someone's at the door. 95 00:08:09,677 --> 00:08:12,698 Into the kitchen and stay there 'til I tell you. 96 00:08:21,278 --> 00:08:22,153 Who is it? 97 00:08:22,577 --> 00:08:24,121 Friends... Mario and Capannelle. 98 00:08:31,542 --> 00:08:32,314 Greetings. 99 00:08:32,434 --> 00:08:36,023 - Can't we come in for a moment? - Impossible. My sister's in. 100 00:08:37,502 --> 00:08:39,431 I don't want her to know about my business. 101 00:08:39,551 --> 00:08:41,566 Besides, she's a minor and she's engaged. 102 00:08:41,686 --> 00:08:42,852 And when's the wedding? 103 00:08:43,393 --> 00:08:45,078 The dowry needs to be settled. 104 00:08:45,322 --> 00:08:47,071 She'll walk to the altar in splendour... 105 00:08:47,191 --> 00:08:48,486 She mustn't be denied anything. 106 00:08:48,606 --> 00:08:50,492 See? Ferribotte is our man. 107 00:08:50,612 --> 00:08:53,888 So 100,000 lira would sure help the dowry. 108 00:08:55,676 --> 00:08:56,555 Not here. 109 00:08:59,308 --> 00:09:00,710 Carmelina, I'm going downstairs. 110 00:09:03,887 --> 00:09:05,006 I'm all ears. 111 00:09:23,811 --> 00:09:25,611 I can't leave Carmelina on her own. 112 00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:28,132 And what if the groom found out? Goodbye wedding. 113 00:09:28,634 --> 00:09:29,354 He's from Abruzzi. 114 00:09:29,474 --> 00:09:31,682 Those people from the North, they're full of airs. 115 00:09:31,802 --> 00:09:34,834 So difficult finding a scapegoat these days! 116 00:09:37,934 --> 00:09:39,645 Tiberio, the photographer... 117 00:09:39,927 --> 00:09:41,046 He's in a very bad spot. 118 00:09:41,166 --> 00:09:43,490 His wife's in jail for cigarette smuggling. 119 00:09:43,959 --> 00:09:46,230 That's right. Let's go see him. Move it. 120 00:09:46,350 --> 00:09:50,140 Fine. I was looking for a scapegoat and I only find goatherds. 121 00:09:51,530 --> 00:09:54,475 Mario, take out the umbrellas. Can't you see it's raining? 122 00:09:54,758 --> 00:09:56,546 Are you crazy? They'd get wet. 123 00:09:56,666 --> 00:09:58,591 Why'd you get them, then? 124 00:10:05,409 --> 00:10:06,720 Tiberio. Hey! 125 00:10:19,017 --> 00:10:20,684 We've got urgent business to discuss. 126 00:10:20,804 --> 00:10:22,566 Quiet! The kid's sleeping. 127 00:10:22,686 --> 00:10:24,418 I though it was some serious deal. 128 00:10:24,538 --> 00:10:27,351 Of course! Lucky you, you don't have any! You'll see! 129 00:10:27,917 --> 00:10:30,747 Can't you get laces for those shoes instead of dragging them? 130 00:10:32,213 --> 00:10:34,579 If he wakes up, I'll kill you! 131 00:10:34,699 --> 00:10:36,324 It took me three hours to put him to sleep. 132 00:10:36,325 --> 00:10:37,126 Big deal! 133 00:10:38,078 --> 00:10:40,118 Quiet... quiet I told you! 134 00:10:42,508 --> 00:10:46,277 See, the slightest noise or light irritates him... 135 00:10:47,035 --> 00:10:49,454 He sleeps only in a darkroom... 136 00:10:50,277 --> 00:10:52,245 - Did you hear about my wife? - No... 137 00:10:52,991 --> 00:10:57,081 80,000 fine, for cigarette smuggling, commuted to three months. 138 00:10:57,441 --> 00:11:00,875 Article 218. She's already served 6 weeks. 139 00:11:01,472 --> 00:11:05,207 Such an unlucky year. I even had to sell my camera. 140 00:11:06,732 --> 00:11:08,931 No little jobs on the horizon, some smuggling? 141 00:11:09,227 --> 00:11:12,232 How about 100,000 lira without lifting a finger? 142 00:11:12,352 --> 00:11:13,557 - 100,000 lira? - Yes. 143 00:11:13,677 --> 00:11:15,242 I could kiss you! 144 00:11:15,653 --> 00:11:16,978 You've woken up the kid. 145 00:11:18,354 --> 00:11:21,428 There he goes again. Are you crazy? 146 00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:24,935 What are you doing? Watch it! You can cry your eyes out, I've had it! 147 00:11:25,892 --> 00:11:29,828 He's so spoiled! so cute though! Have you ever seen him? 148 00:11:29,948 --> 00:11:31,269 - No. - Come see him. 149 00:11:32,658 --> 00:11:34,883 Cutie... come here daddy's darling. 150 00:11:35,003 --> 00:11:38,008 Hey, we ain't got no time to waste. 151 00:11:38,128 --> 00:11:40,284 You're laughing now. What'll I do with you? 152 00:11:40,404 --> 00:11:43,267 - What do I have to do? - You tell him. 153 00:12:00,619 --> 00:12:02,754 Ferribotte, what's up with you, man? 154 00:12:02,874 --> 00:12:06,805 Attempted theft of private property, Article 712:. six months. 155 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:10,857 I am not a first timer, so I'll get 9 months for 100,000 fine. 156 00:12:10,977 --> 00:12:14,482 That's 12,000 lira a month. Big deal! 157 00:12:14,602 --> 00:12:15,614 How much do you want? 158 00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:18,817 Nowhere near it... Stop it! 159 00:12:19,252 --> 00:12:21,194 Get your hands off the baby food! 160 00:12:21,314 --> 00:12:23,033 Just because you've lost your teeth... 161 00:12:24,371 --> 00:12:27,638 I couldn't right now. Where would the kid go? 162 00:12:27,758 --> 00:12:30,158 - In jail, with your wife. - Sure! 163 00:12:30,278 --> 00:12:33,387 They're well looked after. The best nursery ever. 164 00:12:33,507 --> 00:12:37,837 The best in Rome. I remember... When I was 3. 165 00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:40,910 No, no, the kid'll go to jail when he's grown up. 166 00:12:41,030 --> 00:12:42,351 - And if he chooses. - Fine. 167 00:12:42,471 --> 00:12:45,696 Guys, you'll never get an ex-con for 100,000 lira. 168 00:12:45,816 --> 00:12:47,175 You need someone with a clean record. 169 00:12:47,295 --> 00:12:50,236 A clean record? Who knows anyone like that? 170 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,457 - Actually, I do know someone... - Who? 171 00:12:56,036 --> 00:13:00,087 I know it's almost April, but why am I the fool? 172 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:02,660 You're always broke. 173 00:13:02,780 --> 00:13:04,563 And you still owe me for those passport photos. 174 00:13:04,683 --> 00:13:07,357 Hey, do you or do you not read the papers? 175 00:13:07,477 --> 00:13:10,933 I'm favoured, and if I win I might even be a contender. 176 00:13:11,512 --> 00:13:13,338 Sure, contender for what? 177 00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:15,589 With that spare tire around your waist. 178 00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:22,619 - Are you Cosimo's moll? - Yeah, why? 179 00:13:22,739 --> 00:13:24,972 Well then, it must have been a while since... 180 00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:27,149 Get lost! 181 00:13:30,428 --> 00:13:31,469 Over here. 182 00:13:35,328 --> 00:13:37,502 If we each put in a little something, we might make it. 183 00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:41,618 Marchetti and Picchioni. Come on, it's your turn. 184 00:13:41,991 --> 00:13:43,236 Coming. 185 00:13:49,965 --> 00:13:50,916 What do you want? 186 00:13:51,036 --> 00:13:52,923 Will 150,000 do? 187 00:13:53,043 --> 00:13:55,930 - We'll rustle up 50,000. - I can't. 188 00:13:57,049 --> 00:14:00,637 I'd be barred from the ring, understand? 189 00:14:01,035 --> 00:14:03,299 Take it easy... You've no record. 190 00:14:03,419 --> 00:14:05,743 You could get probation. 6 months max. 191 00:14:05,863 --> 00:14:07,957 Listen, read the papers tomorrow morning. 192 00:14:08,077 --> 00:14:10,246 You'll find me in the sports pages... 193 00:14:10,366 --> 00:14:12,973 and my opponent in the obituaries. 194 00:14:14,170 --> 00:14:17,539 Hey, doll, come on inside. I'll show you who's got the spare tire. 195 00:14:23,727 --> 00:14:26,505 Bravo. That was a really great idea! 196 00:14:26,775 --> 00:14:30,131 Do you think a beefcake like him, would ever play the scapegoat? 197 00:14:34,338 --> 00:14:40,091 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. 198 00:14:42,985 --> 00:14:45,579 Bring in the self-confessed criminal. 199 00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:55,042 Your Honor, when I read that a poor old man was languishing in jail... 200 00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:58,916 my conscience got the best of me. I'm here to confess my crime. 201 00:14:59,056 --> 00:15:03,985 It was me, it was me the scoundrel, that forced the car door and ran away. 202 00:15:04,105 --> 00:15:05,914 Your Honor, this man is innocent. 203 00:15:06,034 --> 00:15:07,200 - Oh, it's you! - I'm the one. 204 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:10,969 You scum. I had to go through the humiliation of been jailed, 205 00:15:11,089 --> 00:15:12,461 because of you. 206 00:15:12,581 --> 00:15:15,085 - I got thirteen months. - Courage. 207 00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:17,452 Thirteen months I got. Me, an honest man. 208 00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:19,754 A poor family man... a sick, old man... 209 00:15:19,874 --> 00:15:22,390 And all because of you! Judas! 210 00:15:25,105 --> 00:15:27,921 I might deserve your contempt but I'm imploring you to forgive me. 211 00:15:28,041 --> 00:15:30,493 I even went to the Chapel of Divine Love. 212 00:15:30,613 --> 00:15:33,542 Please, help me clean my slate and start anew, please. 213 00:15:33,662 --> 00:15:36,501 All right... If you've made amends, I'll forgive you. 214 00:15:36,621 --> 00:15:39,253 - No hard feelings. - Thank you, thanks. 215 00:15:39,768 --> 00:15:41,436 - Are you done? - Yes, your Honor, yes. 216 00:15:41,556 --> 00:15:42,889 Fine. Lock them up... both of them. 217 00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:45,629 One, two, one, two, one... 218 00:15:51,623 --> 00:15:54,838 Squad halt... right front. 219 00:15:58,561 --> 00:16:00,131 Wait, wait. 220 00:16:03,205 --> 00:16:05,468 Damn. It was you, you! 221 00:16:08,979 --> 00:16:12,606 No, here we're all honest. Put your hand up. Wait, wait. 222 00:16:16,567 --> 00:16:18,069 What are you waiting for? 223 00:16:21,261 --> 00:16:25,000 Cutie pie, if you don't give back the dough... 224 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,540 you'll sleep with the fishes. Got it? 225 00:16:29,714 --> 00:16:31,180 I don't think so. 226 00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:33,097 Listen, you coward... 227 00:16:33,217 --> 00:16:37,290 Hey Cosimo, why did I get the dough? To get locked up. 228 00:16:38,062 --> 00:16:39,220 I am locked up. 229 00:16:39,340 --> 00:16:42,447 And why did I give you the money? To get out. Am I out? 230 00:16:42,756 --> 00:16:45,405 - Well, what do you want? - Scram! 231 00:16:45,842 --> 00:16:47,606 You could have put on a better performance. 232 00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:49,958 It's obvious you've never seen any innocent people. I'm telling you. 233 00:16:50,078 --> 00:16:52,363 Is it my fault? You were pathetic. 234 00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:55,929 Such a shame! What would you do outside anyway? 235 00:16:55,930 --> 00:16:58,047 At least here, they'll feed you for free. 236 00:16:58,048 --> 00:17:00,518 Fine. You filthy beast. 237 00:17:00,638 --> 00:17:03,630 I had a little job to take care of if I got out. 238 00:17:03,913 --> 00:17:06,048 No risks involved and major payoff. 239 00:17:06,370 --> 00:17:08,941 And instead, because of you, everything has gone up in smoke! 240 00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:12,089 What little job? 241 00:17:12,090 --> 00:17:18,045 This Cosimo will tell you for sure! So you can go and steal my plan? 242 00:17:18,185 --> 00:17:22,223 And when you get out... Oh, pretty boy, scram, scram! 243 00:17:22,224 --> 00:17:25,801 I can't even think about it. You know how the adage goes. 244 00:17:25,802 --> 00:17:27,174 "Think about it twice and you're a cuckold." 245 00:17:27,175 --> 00:17:28,906 Cuckold?! You're talking to me, you dirty... 246 00:17:28,907 --> 00:17:31,383 Let go or I'll kill you! 247 00:17:31,688 --> 00:17:34,416 How dare you? You're talking to me? 248 00:17:34,547 --> 00:17:36,988 Chow, boys! Chow! 249 00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:38,987 Pasta and beans! 250 00:18:03,587 --> 00:18:07,027 This is the 1:45 to Ancona. 251 00:18:11,162 --> 00:18:12,423 Who gives a damn? 252 00:18:16,664 --> 00:18:18,857 May your father and mother drop dead... 253 00:18:18,997 --> 00:18:21,131 ...if you have a cigarette and aren't sharing. 254 00:18:24,274 --> 00:18:26,546 All orphans here, I see! 255 00:18:27,422 --> 00:18:30,393 Pass the bottle I want to have a puff. 256 00:18:33,853 --> 00:18:34,702 Move. 257 00:18:38,149 --> 00:18:40,220 Look, they've got their sentence. 258 00:18:41,956 --> 00:18:44,893 Jailed for stealing hay. 259 00:18:45,661 --> 00:18:46,998 They seem pretty beat. 260 00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:56,440 The poor things must have gotten a good licking! 261 00:19:09,701 --> 00:19:11,952 - Go ask... - You, go. 262 00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:14,292 Boy, are you tired! 263 00:19:14,412 --> 00:19:17,392 I bet you can't wait to die, so you can rest forever. 264 00:19:24,504 --> 00:19:25,346 How many? 265 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,466 A few months? 266 00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:29,699 Years. 267 00:19:30,433 --> 00:19:31,796 Three years... 268 00:19:44,991 --> 00:19:46,946 I guess you're happy now, aren't you? 269 00:19:47,066 --> 00:19:48,618 - How can it be? - Right! 270 00:19:48,850 --> 00:19:50,586 - I'd like our lawyer's opinion. - Sure. 271 00:19:50,706 --> 00:19:53,209 Counsellor... oh, come here... What's up? 272 00:19:53,329 --> 00:19:56,000 Lawyer? This is your lawyer? 273 00:19:56,888 --> 00:19:59,872 Get away, damn it, all is lost now. 274 00:20:01,647 --> 00:20:06,020 Three years. Three years... Oh, my poor mother. Damn it all. 275 00:20:06,140 --> 00:20:07,563 It's not my fault! 276 00:20:07,683 --> 00:20:11,202 And 150,000 lira. My poor, poor mother! 277 00:20:11,322 --> 00:20:12,475 Well, no. 278 00:20:12,595 --> 00:20:14,790 You've buried me alive, that's what you've done! 279 00:20:16,238 --> 00:20:19,515 Come on, be a man! Where's all your courage? 280 00:20:19,516 --> 00:20:20,257 Sure... 281 00:20:21,003 --> 00:20:22,030 What about me? 282 00:20:22,377 --> 00:20:25,078 - You call me lucky? - Don't you touch me. 283 00:20:25,489 --> 00:20:26,874 Peppe... 284 00:20:26,994 --> 00:20:29,296 - Come on, don't give in. - Sure. 285 00:20:29,416 --> 00:20:31,071 I'll take care of your mother... 286 00:20:31,392 --> 00:20:34,363 If I pull off that job when I get out, you'll see... 287 00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:37,669 If I were out right now, damn it all! 288 00:20:37,789 --> 00:20:39,946 Still thinking about that job? 289 00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:44,782 - Some stupid lousy job, I bet you... - Stupid, eh?! 290 00:20:45,219 --> 00:20:48,125 Last month I met a bricklayer in here. He was being transferred. 291 00:20:48,370 --> 00:20:50,736 He'd stabbed his brother-in-law. 292 00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:54,634 He told me he'd just finished building a very thin partition wall... 293 00:20:54,865 --> 00:20:57,528 - One of those you could poke open with your finger... - So? 294 00:20:57,759 --> 00:21:02,025 Between a... a dining room and a pawnshop room. 295 00:21:02,372 --> 00:21:06,514 And what do you think there was in that room? The crib! 296 00:21:08,096 --> 00:21:09,176 What? 297 00:21:09,296 --> 00:21:12,314 The crib. The safe for the jewels! The crib! 298 00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:15,967 Now you tell me whose rotten luck it is? Yours or mine? 299 00:21:16,507 --> 00:21:18,680 Right... this makes me sleep easier! 300 00:21:19,748 --> 00:21:22,063 And... and how were you gonna get into the apartment? 301 00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:25,163 Knocking? "May I come in? I have a hole to drill..." 302 00:21:25,420 --> 00:21:27,594 What do you mean, how would I get in? 303 00:21:27,714 --> 00:21:29,279 Through the coal bin, of course. 304 00:21:29,399 --> 00:21:31,504 The apartment is vacant. 305 00:21:32,095 --> 00:21:34,632 An unsplit inheritance... 306 00:21:34,771 --> 00:21:36,816 All the usual legalities... 307 00:21:36,936 --> 00:21:41,202 Vacant, understand? While here I am, locked up. 308 00:21:42,642 --> 00:21:43,722 Where is it? 309 00:21:44,378 --> 00:21:46,037 Via delle Madonne. 310 00:21:49,677 --> 00:21:50,937 You know what I say? 311 00:21:51,057 --> 00:21:52,056 What? 312 00:21:53,509 --> 00:21:55,374 Sounds like a good sting. 313 00:21:56,300 --> 00:21:57,471 I like it. 314 00:21:57,754 --> 00:21:59,040 Where are you going? 315 00:22:00,795 --> 00:22:05,181 I got a year... on probation. All the best. See you! 316 00:22:05,301 --> 00:22:08,429 Drop dead, you cowardly scumbag! 317 00:22:08,549 --> 00:22:12,895 The news travelled fast. 318 00:22:14,797 --> 00:22:16,402 Capannelle! 319 00:22:17,976 --> 00:22:19,208 What's going on? 320 00:22:20,155 --> 00:22:21,493 What's going on? 321 00:22:21,613 --> 00:22:24,046 - He's getting out. - Who? Cosimo? 322 00:22:24,181 --> 00:22:27,478 No, Peppe. He's got to give us back the money now. 323 00:22:27,848 --> 00:22:30,371 For sure, or we'll beat him up. 324 00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:33,710 You tell Tiberio. I'll tell Ferribotte. See ya! 325 00:22:52,421 --> 00:22:53,522 Who's there? 326 00:22:58,553 --> 00:23:01,413 Michele. I forgot my keys. 327 00:23:10,859 --> 00:23:12,218 But you're pretty! 328 00:23:14,131 --> 00:23:16,600 I heard you never get out 'cause you're ugly. 329 00:23:16,847 --> 00:23:20,202 I don't know you. Leave. Michele will be back any minute. 330 00:23:23,505 --> 00:23:26,263 I hope so. I have something very important to tell him. 331 00:23:26,383 --> 00:23:29,216 But first I'll tell him I'm going to turn him in for kidnapping... 332 00:23:29,336 --> 00:23:32,231 I understand keeping a girl under lock and key in Sicily. 333 00:23:32,351 --> 00:23:33,558 There's nowhere to go there! 334 00:23:33,678 --> 00:23:35,904 Nothing but rocks and cactus down there... 335 00:23:37,159 --> 00:23:39,546 Cactus is probably what grows in your backyard! 336 00:23:39,666 --> 00:23:43,487 I wish. Only mushrooms there! I live in a basement. 337 00:23:43,607 --> 00:23:45,699 It serves you right, talking that way about Sicily! 338 00:23:45,819 --> 00:23:49,557 Just joking. My name is Mario. Mario Angeletti. And yours? 339 00:23:50,030 --> 00:23:50,915 Carmela. 340 00:23:51,035 --> 00:23:54,321 You don't say! All Sicilian women are called Carmela. 341 00:23:54,928 --> 00:23:55,916 But tell me... 342 00:23:56,036 --> 00:23:58,673 Do you really like being always locked up in the house? 343 00:23:59,949 --> 00:24:01,482 Sometimes I get out. 344 00:24:02,356 --> 00:24:03,622 I go to the cemetery. 345 00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:05,701 That's fun, for sure! 346 00:24:07,254 --> 00:24:08,540 I visit my mother. 347 00:24:12,276 --> 00:24:13,778 I'm a real ass, sorry! 348 00:24:16,011 --> 00:24:19,849 That's all right. And your mother, is she still with you? 349 00:24:20,198 --> 00:24:21,824 What? Is she alive? 350 00:24:22,158 --> 00:24:25,644 - Oh, yes, for sure she is. - Michele! Hurry! 351 00:24:38,313 --> 00:24:40,743 Carmela, get decent. Your fianc� is here. 352 00:24:47,329 --> 00:24:48,898 I'm presentable. 353 00:24:50,184 --> 00:24:51,441 Come in. 354 00:24:51,561 --> 00:24:52,384 May I? 355 00:24:53,683 --> 00:24:56,217 - Good morning. - See if there's any coffee. 356 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,709 This question of the mattresses doesn't add up. 357 00:25:09,829 --> 00:25:12,050 My mother says it's up to the bride. 358 00:25:12,282 --> 00:25:13,633 What about the reception?! 359 00:25:13,753 --> 00:25:15,549 Reception and banquet, we split. 360 00:25:15,884 --> 00:25:17,864 There's another question my mother wants cleared. 361 00:25:18,109 --> 00:25:20,488 She doesn't understand what business you're in. 362 00:25:20,797 --> 00:25:24,012 What's that got to do with it? I'm... I'm a citrus fruit salesman. 363 00:25:24,132 --> 00:25:26,173 Citrus? Would that be the company? 364 00:25:26,293 --> 00:25:27,420 I'm sorry. 365 00:25:29,054 --> 00:25:30,353 What's that? 366 00:25:31,009 --> 00:25:33,221 You wait here... I'll get it. 367 00:25:42,847 --> 00:25:44,379 - Desiderio... - What? 368 00:25:44,699 --> 00:25:46,191 - Come with me. - Fine. 369 00:25:56,570 --> 00:25:58,126 - Wait here. - OK. 370 00:25:59,888 --> 00:26:02,886 They're releasing Peppe the boxer. We gotta get our money back. 371 00:26:03,006 --> 00:26:05,163 God, I ran like crazy... I'm all out of breath. 372 00:26:25,830 --> 00:26:27,502 How are you doing... 373 00:26:28,493 --> 00:26:29,997 ...troublemaker? 374 00:26:30,769 --> 00:26:32,004 Fine. 375 00:26:33,599 --> 00:26:34,923 Out with the money. 376 00:26:36,876 --> 00:26:38,844 Why? What money? 377 00:26:41,107 --> 00:26:43,782 Can't you remember why I got it? 378 00:26:45,634 --> 00:26:47,461 To go in, instead of Cosimo, right? 379 00:26:51,319 --> 00:26:54,980 Now you better book a bed in hospital, coz that's where you're going. 380 00:26:55,216 --> 00:26:56,605 You're tough. 4 against 1? 381 00:26:56,725 --> 00:26:58,572 Yeah, but we'll beat you up just once! 382 00:26:58,692 --> 00:27:01,055 Why? You should be happy to see me. 383 00:27:01,389 --> 00:27:04,155 Wait a minute, wait. Easy. 384 00:27:04,579 --> 00:27:07,010 What's the matter? Don't you trust me? 385 00:27:07,885 --> 00:27:09,339 What is it you want? 386 00:27:11,191 --> 00:27:12,785 I'm in charge of the deal... 387 00:27:13,377 --> 00:27:14,947 Cosimo told me. 388 00:27:15,067 --> 00:27:18,844 What's with the bottle? Put it down! What do you mean, Cosimo told you? 389 00:27:19,101 --> 00:27:21,982 Sure he did. The sting, we'll tackle it together. 390 00:27:22,406 --> 00:27:25,133 I was coming to see you. No need for... watch it... 391 00:27:25,253 --> 00:27:27,937 You're a sly one, aren't you? 392 00:27:28,057 --> 00:27:30,896 Fine, fine. Forget it and let's get down to... Cut it out. 393 00:27:31,016 --> 00:27:32,773 That's the baby's biscuits. 394 00:27:34,060 --> 00:27:37,314 You're all so suspicious I shouldn't tell you a thing. 395 00:27:38,587 --> 00:27:41,726 Fine. Listen carefully. To pull this one off... 396 00:27:41,846 --> 00:27:45,372 we've gotta prepare everything beforehand, calculate everything scientifically. 397 00:27:45,492 --> 00:27:47,416 - Do you remember Via delle Madonne? - Yeah. 398 00:27:47,536 --> 00:27:49,924 Well, there's a pawnshop there. Know it? 399 00:27:50,044 --> 00:27:52,342 Sure I do! They even got my sheets there. 400 00:27:52,462 --> 00:27:55,287 We're not talking about sheets now. We're talking jewelry. 401 00:27:55,583 --> 00:27:58,721 You're not thinking of breaking in from out on the street? 402 00:27:59,647 --> 00:28:02,309 Of course not! We'll get in through a vacant apartment. 403 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:07,467 There - those are the windows. Right? 404 00:28:09,101 --> 00:28:11,744 - And that's the door. - Pick the lock? 405 00:28:11,864 --> 00:28:14,831 No. No lock picking, we'd be exposed for too long. 406 00:28:14,951 --> 00:28:16,824 There's a safer way. Follow me. 407 00:28:23,616 --> 00:28:26,098 Over there, on the right, see the coal bin? 408 00:28:27,397 --> 00:28:29,569 We'll go in through there. And where do we come out? 409 00:28:29,689 --> 00:28:30,980 I'll explain later. 410 00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:34,932 Capannelle, pretend to tie your shoelaces and check out that padlock. 411 00:28:35,052 --> 00:28:37,311 My shoes don't have laces. 412 00:28:37,556 --> 00:28:39,575 Fine. Ferribotte, please. 413 00:28:53,646 --> 00:28:55,665 8 mm pliers will do. 414 00:28:56,848 --> 00:28:58,958 There. From the coal bin we come out there... 415 00:29:00,307 --> 00:29:01,774 ...go down... 416 00:29:03,664 --> 00:29:05,439 ...take that stairway, see? 417 00:29:09,106 --> 00:29:10,829 Then up through the roof. 418 00:29:12,090 --> 00:29:14,198 Another little iron ladder this time. 419 00:29:15,086 --> 00:29:17,568 From there, up to the terrace. Just like an elevator. 420 00:29:17,825 --> 00:29:20,359 - What then? - Wait... Move so you can see better. 421 00:29:20,951 --> 00:29:21,731 There... 422 00:29:22,211 --> 00:29:24,668 - Did you get to the terrace? - I hope so. 423 00:29:25,903 --> 00:29:28,192 Now we go across the skylight- 424 00:29:29,581 --> 00:29:32,861 Quietly, everybody's asleep, nobody hears us- 425 00:29:33,221 --> 00:29:36,951 and we get to that window, the one with the bars. 426 00:29:39,124 --> 00:29:40,552 What do you see there? 427 00:29:41,748 --> 00:29:43,343 The crib... 428 00:29:44,269 --> 00:29:45,427 The crib! 429 00:29:45,547 --> 00:29:48,771 Sure, but you must be crazy. Sawing the bars? 430 00:29:50,241 --> 00:29:52,209 What sawing? 431 00:29:52,861 --> 00:29:54,961 Look at that window... on the left... 432 00:29:56,402 --> 00:29:58,215 Well? 433 00:29:58,563 --> 00:30:01,675 - Well, I told you it's a walk in the park. - So? 434 00:30:03,167 --> 00:30:07,012 That's the vacant apartment's window. Look, there it is. 435 00:30:08,517 --> 00:30:11,951 We go in... there's a partition wall that's a pushover... 436 00:30:12,208 --> 00:30:16,239 And there we are... the crib's room. Nice and easy with millions waiting for us. 437 00:30:16,359 --> 00:30:18,220 - What? Millions? - Millions! 438 00:30:19,314 --> 00:30:20,325 Quiet! 439 00:30:21,127 --> 00:30:23,468 But Capannelle can't come with us. 440 00:30:23,854 --> 00:30:27,018 - Why not? - Look at you, dressed that way! 441 00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:31,181 - Sportswear. - Sportswear, my ass!..Thief's uniform! 442 00:30:31,301 --> 00:30:33,766 - You'll have us arrested! - We'll be jailed for sure. 443 00:30:33,886 --> 00:30:36,338 How do we open the safe? With the magic combination? 444 00:30:36,458 --> 00:30:38,172 - What kind of photographer are you? - So what? 445 00:30:38,292 --> 00:30:41,413 It follows. Everybody gets the job he's best suited for. 446 00:30:41,655 --> 00:30:43,855 That's how the 'scientific' method works. 447 00:30:45,784 --> 00:30:47,057 You set up here... 448 00:30:47,177 --> 00:30:48,973 with your camera and that thing that gets things close... 449 00:30:49,093 --> 00:30:50,607 Telephoto lens. 450 00:30:50,727 --> 00:30:52,909 Yes, that one. Wait for the employee to open the safe 451 00:30:53,154 --> 00:30:54,993 and snap his every move. 452 00:30:55,289 --> 00:30:57,539 Then we call a safe expert. 453 00:30:57,659 --> 00:30:59,211 Dante Cruciani is the best. 454 00:30:59,331 --> 00:31:02,310 Dante Cruciani, for instance. We'll show him the film, and that's it. 455 00:31:02,430 --> 00:31:03,944 Great idea! 456 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:06,323 By the way, my camera is gone. 457 00:31:06,443 --> 00:31:08,792 So what? At Porta Portese they have all the cameras you need. 458 00:31:08,912 --> 00:31:11,390 - But I'm flat broke! - Were you thinking of buying it? 459 00:31:11,828 --> 00:31:13,475 Just work with me. We'll handle it. 460 00:31:20,498 --> 00:31:23,688 You're bound to make a good impression on your cousin 461 00:31:23,971 --> 00:31:26,324 with this painting. Don't you think? 462 00:31:26,444 --> 00:31:28,150 Well, I really couldn't say... 463 00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:32,986 See here, it has depth to it. See this tree here. 464 00:31:33,106 --> 00:31:36,755 It's a very tasteful gift. Genteel, almost. 465 00:31:37,771 --> 00:31:40,150 This cypress shooting up into the sky... 466 00:31:40,535 --> 00:31:43,957 ...the idyllic countryside, the ducks, the pretty dame? 467 00:31:44,356 --> 00:31:46,362 And, look, signed by Raphael. 468 00:31:46,482 --> 00:31:49,424 Yes, but Raphael de Santis... 469 00:31:49,544 --> 00:31:52,446 For 1,000 lira, what do you expect? A real Raphael? 470 00:31:52,964 --> 00:31:55,015 Well, I wouldn't know... 471 00:31:55,016 --> 00:31:57,167 but a gift should always be the best one can pick. 472 00:31:57,287 --> 00:31:59,611 Come now. For a thousand lira, it's a... steal. 473 00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:01,103 That's true. 474 00:32:17,399 --> 00:32:19,739 Cute, these aprons. Let me have three. 475 00:32:19,859 --> 00:32:21,548 I think for my mother they're just fine. 476 00:32:21,549 --> 00:32:25,089 - All three? - Yes, those. All the same. With Donald Duck. 477 00:32:35,958 --> 00:32:37,704 Shut up and pay attention. There's the safe. 478 00:32:37,705 --> 00:32:39,355 The crib! 479 00:32:39,356 --> 00:32:41,616 Quiet, I have to focus it. I was trying to focus it. 480 00:32:42,217 --> 00:32:46,063 It's moving. I was setting up the shot... 481 00:32:46,064 --> 00:32:47,635 It's all blurred. 482 00:32:47,755 --> 00:32:51,311 The camera's old, the lens is old... This ain't Hollywood! 483 00:32:52,365 --> 00:32:54,285 And who's the kid? 484 00:32:54,286 --> 00:32:56,543 It's my kid, I shot a few trial frames at home. 485 00:32:56,544 --> 00:32:58,502 But he's crying. Why is he crying so much? 486 00:32:58,503 --> 00:33:00,564 Daddy's boy! Look at the close-up! 487 00:33:01,117 --> 00:33:04,019 Look closely, now he gets up... goes to the safe... look closely... 488 00:33:04,020 --> 00:33:06,753 Watch him... see what a shot I got! 489 00:33:10,256 --> 00:33:13,828 We've even got the pants in the shot. 490 00:33:13,829 --> 00:33:16,741 Filming the underpants adds to the shot... 491 00:33:16,742 --> 00:33:18,711 You're wasting our time. 492 00:33:18,712 --> 00:33:21,288 It can happen. Now it's coming up again. 493 00:33:21,126 --> 00:33:22,767 And what's that supposed to be? 494 00:33:23,376 --> 00:33:26,646 - Cute, though. - Does he cry all the time? 495 00:33:26,647 --> 00:33:28,394 I don't believe this. 496 00:33:28,395 --> 00:33:29,078 Who cares about the kid?! 497 00:33:29,079 --> 00:33:32,601 - And who's this guy? - The bartender. 498 00:33:32,602 --> 00:33:34,664 Who gives a damn about the bartender? 499 00:33:34,665 --> 00:33:37,560 I wasn't the one to send for coffee, you know! 500 00:33:37,561 --> 00:33:41,234 A lady comes in now with a watch... puts it down... 501 00:33:41,235 --> 00:33:44,347 He picks it up, takes it to the safe. Here she comes, see? 502 00:33:44,675 --> 00:33:46,269 Hey, look, it's your watch Capanne! 503 00:33:46,978 --> 00:33:51,440 Quiet, now he gives her the receipt. There. See, now? 504 00:33:53,961 --> 00:33:55,637 Watch carefully now... This is it. 505 00:33:55,757 --> 00:33:57,035 It's skipping. 506 00:33:57,155 --> 00:34:00,088 It skips because it's old. We got it at Porta Portese. 507 00:34:00,208 --> 00:34:03,585 The combination, watch it, watch... 508 00:34:10,910 --> 00:34:15,193 - All the money we've invested! - Money? I stole it! 509 00:34:15,313 --> 00:34:17,186 Be quiet... 510 00:34:17,739 --> 00:34:20,247 So Dante, what do you think? 511 00:34:28,774 --> 00:34:32,189 - As a movie? It's lousy. - Thanks a lot! 512 00:34:32,309 --> 00:34:33,620 But what I got to see... 513 00:34:34,118 --> 00:34:35,277 It's better than nothing at all. 514 00:34:35,812 --> 00:34:36,747 So... 515 00:34:36,867 --> 00:34:37,978 The safe... 516 00:34:38,098 --> 00:34:40,545 The safe... it's a Commodoro 50 model... 517 00:34:40,905 --> 00:34:42,745 and not a particularly difficult one. 518 00:34:42,865 --> 00:34:43,821 It's in the bag then! 519 00:34:43,941 --> 00:34:44,635 Who's that? 520 00:34:45,300 --> 00:34:46,372 Ferribotte? 521 00:34:46,912 --> 00:34:50,217 Ah, the job at Foro Pancrazio, via Merulana, 1952? 522 00:34:50,337 --> 00:34:52,082 No, I didn't have that honor. 523 00:34:52,314 --> 00:34:56,198 'Til last year I was in plumbing with Armando Lucherini. 524 00:34:56,455 --> 00:35:00,057 Ah, little Armando, he knows the tools of his trade, all right. 525 00:35:00,177 --> 00:35:01,081 And so? 526 00:35:01,406 --> 00:35:02,757 Well boys... 527 00:35:03,361 --> 00:35:07,773 It's 50,000 for my services. 528 00:35:07,893 --> 00:35:09,535 - Are we understood? - Oh, God. 529 00:35:09,655 --> 00:35:11,195 - What did he just say? - Exorbitant. 530 00:35:11,315 --> 00:35:13,694 - And in advance! - Fifty thousand! 531 00:35:13,695 --> 00:35:20,982 So it was up to Mario to come up with the money. 532 00:35:54,242 --> 00:35:56,184 Mario, it's you! 533 00:35:56,304 --> 00:35:57,072 Ada! 534 00:35:57,192 --> 00:35:59,587 - How are things? - Not too bad. 535 00:35:59,707 --> 00:36:02,365 Ada, come see who's here. 536 00:36:03,111 --> 00:36:04,565 Mario's here! 537 00:36:04,685 --> 00:36:06,314 Hi, my beautiful big mamma. How are you? 538 00:36:06,434 --> 00:36:08,622 - Fine, and you? - Fine, fine. 539 00:36:08,742 --> 00:36:11,322 Let me look at you. How ugly you've become... 540 00:36:11,442 --> 00:36:14,148 - Ugly?! - Mother of God! 541 00:36:14,162 --> 00:36:15,727 I bet you Mario's here. 542 00:36:17,399 --> 00:36:20,331 I knew it. There he is. Mario! 543 00:36:21,167 --> 00:36:23,367 Hi, my beautiful big mamma. 544 00:36:24,769 --> 00:36:26,338 You're looking good. 545 00:36:26,458 --> 00:36:29,309 Let's take another look. You look so run down. 546 00:36:29,429 --> 00:36:32,254 - No. - Sure you are. You're so run down. 547 00:36:32,374 --> 00:36:34,981 What do you mean 'run down'? He doesn't look it to me. 548 00:36:35,101 --> 00:36:36,614 - The last one to see you, right? - Hi, mom. 549 00:36:36,734 --> 00:36:38,967 - I need to have a word with you. - How are you? 550 00:36:39,687 --> 00:36:41,578 - Are you back? - Quiet, don't shout. 551 00:36:41,698 --> 00:36:45,817 - Take off your coats. - Wash your hands. 552 00:36:45,937 --> 00:36:48,022 What did he tell her? That he wants to have a word? 553 00:36:48,142 --> 00:36:50,581 Why her? Don't we count for anything? 554 00:36:54,618 --> 00:36:56,611 - Did something happen? - No. 555 00:36:57,820 --> 00:37:00,753 He says he's here for his bank book. 556 00:37:01,010 --> 00:37:04,546 I need some money to buy a coat. I'm cold. 557 00:37:05,447 --> 00:37:06,811 We'll take care of it. 558 00:37:06,931 --> 00:37:09,524 The countess will give us one of her capes. 559 00:37:09,644 --> 00:37:10,733 She's got a storeroom full. 560 00:37:10,853 --> 00:37:14,193 Can you see me in one of those capes? I've had enough of them. 561 00:37:14,424 --> 00:37:18,141 He's right. Mario is a man now, and he needs a real coat. 562 00:37:21,433 --> 00:37:23,337 When are they going to get new ones? 563 00:37:23,457 --> 00:37:26,051 This here is the hole I made to hide my cigarettes in! 564 00:37:26,346 --> 00:37:30,295 Now, tell me, Mario... You're not unemployed, are you? 565 00:37:30,835 --> 00:37:34,668 No, I work... now and then, but I work. 566 00:37:34,788 --> 00:37:37,240 Why is it you can't get a steady job? 567 00:37:37,665 --> 00:37:39,607 You're a qualified cabinetmaker. 568 00:37:39,727 --> 00:37:41,729 Right, qualified. 569 00:37:41,849 --> 00:37:45,189 I know what it is. He's ashamed to show the diploma he got from here. 570 00:37:45,511 --> 00:37:50,475 Why does it have to say 'orphanage'... charitable institution? 571 00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:53,560 What kind of a diploma is that? It's like being branded a son of a... 572 00:37:55,169 --> 00:37:56,481 Mario, listen... 573 00:37:57,253 --> 00:37:59,799 We'll lend you the money for the coat... 574 00:38:01,188 --> 00:38:04,416 But you're keeping your hands off your savings. 575 00:38:05,111 --> 00:38:07,426 No, in that case I'll do without it. 576 00:38:08,776 --> 00:38:10,525 Of all the brats that pass through here... 577 00:38:11,220 --> 00:38:15,516 ...why am I the only one you put up with? 578 00:38:18,450 --> 00:38:21,429 Don't worry, I'll put the money back. 579 00:38:21,773 --> 00:38:26,288 I have friends, and if all goes well, I'll get the three of you out of here. 580 00:38:35,650 --> 00:38:38,194 Every safe is a thing unto itself. 581 00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:42,106 Some have crossed bars, 582 00:38:42,884 --> 00:38:45,866 some are triangular, and others circular. 583 00:38:46,246 --> 00:38:50,946 But all are made so the lock has no openings around it. 584 00:38:51,066 --> 00:38:52,246 You eating? 585 00:38:52,854 --> 00:38:56,413 Just pay attention, right? You can eat during recess. 586 00:38:58,689 --> 00:39:02,059 Now, one way of opening them is by using dynamite. 587 00:39:02,445 --> 00:39:05,647 The system preferred by the famous Fo Cimin. 588 00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:08,206 Fu Chi Min? Who is he? A Chinese guy? 589 00:39:08,326 --> 00:39:09,969 What Chinese? He was Venetian. 590 00:39:10,089 --> 00:39:13,364 Fo means... 'the late', Cimin is his surname, see? 591 00:39:14,264 --> 00:39:16,888 The poor guy got blown up with the safe. 592 00:39:17,763 --> 00:39:20,798 Therefore, I'm ruling out this method outright, O.K.? 593 00:39:21,171 --> 00:39:22,354 So let's continue. 594 00:39:22,650 --> 00:39:26,260 - As I was saying... - Dante Cruciani? 595 00:39:26,702 --> 00:39:29,249 They're checking on you! 596 00:39:29,369 --> 00:39:32,361 Oh poor me, the cops, the cops... 597 00:39:32,721 --> 00:39:34,535 Here I am, sergeant. 598 00:39:36,104 --> 00:39:39,075 Rascals! scoundrels! 599 00:39:39,898 --> 00:39:42,470 If I catch one of them I'll beat him black and blue! 600 00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:44,425 Rascals! 601 00:39:45,197 --> 00:39:47,011 They almost gave me a heart attack. 602 00:39:47,666 --> 00:39:49,789 Thought it odd... He stopped by yesterday. 603 00:39:49,909 --> 00:39:51,216 Right, listen here... 604 00:39:52,528 --> 00:39:55,306 Most safes have three or four locks. 605 00:39:55,426 --> 00:39:57,081 Only one matters, though. 606 00:39:57,201 --> 00:39:58,457 So which one? 607 00:39:58,779 --> 00:40:02,380 How do we know, eh? Drill a little hole and insert a pipe! 608 00:40:02,663 --> 00:40:03,743 I see... 609 00:40:03,863 --> 00:40:05,916 - You fill the safe with water... - Water? 610 00:40:06,036 --> 00:40:08,103 ...from the lock that... 611 00:40:08,810 --> 00:40:11,854 from the lock that spills the watery... liquid... 612 00:40:12,162 --> 00:40:13,878 ...then that's the good one. 613 00:40:13,998 --> 00:40:15,866 - But, is it practical? - No. 614 00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:18,426 Guys, let's clarify one thing right now. 615 00:40:18,683 --> 00:40:21,808 No method is 100 percent sure when dealing with safes. 616 00:40:22,374 --> 00:40:27,336 There's only one way guaranteed... the circular saw. 617 00:40:28,216 --> 00:40:31,326 And now let's move on to some practical exercise 618 00:40:31,446 --> 00:40:34,245 with a dummy safe... 619 00:40:35,879 --> 00:40:37,075 Here we are. 620 00:40:37,525 --> 00:40:42,362 See all these holes? These are all timings... studied by me. 621 00:40:43,236 --> 00:40:44,471 Watch it now. 622 00:40:45,989 --> 00:40:49,680 Fo Cimin system... dynamite... 623 00:40:52,638 --> 00:40:56,702 Notice the perfection, and the diameter of this orifice here, 624 00:40:57,422 --> 00:40:59,510 - One hour and fifteen minutes! - Right! Right... 625 00:40:59,630 --> 00:41:00,886 In that time! 626 00:41:02,236 --> 00:41:06,134 Industrial power-saw, fifty kilos of metal. 627 00:41:06,254 --> 00:41:08,566 Right, goodbye! Out of the question. 628 00:41:08,686 --> 00:41:09,685 Well then... 629 00:41:10,161 --> 00:41:11,897 Look at this other hole... 630 00:41:12,579 --> 00:41:15,473 Wolgemut, German, handsaw... 631 00:41:16,398 --> 00:41:18,156 With a lot of elbow grease... 632 00:41:18,276 --> 00:41:20,874 You might swing it in three hours. 633 00:41:21,389 --> 00:41:23,228 Have you got three hours? 634 00:41:23,755 --> 00:41:27,189 Tonight we're sorting out the watches... 635 00:41:27,309 --> 00:41:29,427 to study the movements in the building, 636 00:41:29,658 --> 00:41:32,566 ...the store's hours... very scientific you know. 637 00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:35,485 Still, we should have three hours clean. 638 00:41:35,832 --> 00:41:41,208 Now let's demonstrate... on this cadaver... You. 639 00:41:41,780 --> 00:41:44,829 - What? - Take the oil can and lubricate. 640 00:41:45,086 --> 00:41:50,012 Lubrication must be continuous and uninterrupted. 641 00:41:50,410 --> 00:41:52,466 I can't bother with these technicalities. 642 00:41:52,467 --> 00:41:57,701 Dante Cruciani... They're checking! 643 00:41:57,908 --> 00:42:00,853 Rascals. If I catch one of them I'll make him black and blue. 644 00:42:00,973 --> 00:42:02,011 Ready? 645 00:42:03,181 --> 00:42:04,325 Go ahead! 646 00:42:04,445 --> 00:42:07,029 It's 5:35 pm. You tell us tomorrow. 647 00:42:07,149 --> 00:42:08,354 I'm going, O.K.? 648 00:42:10,797 --> 00:42:13,010 Dad, dad the sergeant is here. 649 00:42:13,130 --> 00:42:16,418 Oh, God, God I'm done for. Hide the safe. 650 00:42:16,538 --> 00:42:18,412 Hey, Cruciani! 651 00:42:19,428 --> 00:42:20,959 Where are you? 652 00:42:21,306 --> 00:42:23,840 Cruciani! Are you there? 653 00:42:27,595 --> 00:42:30,914 Boys! What's this? 654 00:42:32,676 --> 00:42:35,525 It's the pretty ladies' soap... 655 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:38,567 - Hello, Sarge. - Sarge, how are you? 656 00:42:38,811 --> 00:42:42,837 Hello, Sarge, just doing a little laundry, see? 657 00:42:59,338 --> 00:43:00,688 Excuse me, have you got a match? 658 00:43:02,155 --> 00:43:04,213 You could have showed up a little earlier. 659 00:43:04,333 --> 00:43:06,643 You know I've got the kid, damn it! 660 00:43:07,814 --> 00:43:11,685 The doorman opens up at six, then he cleans the stairway... 661 00:43:14,335 --> 00:43:17,289 ...starting from the top floor. The pawnshop opens at eight... 662 00:43:17,409 --> 00:43:18,489 Thanks. 663 00:43:22,348 --> 00:43:23,519 Listen... 664 00:43:23,776 --> 00:43:26,747 The tobacconist opens at 8 am too. 665 00:43:29,455 --> 00:43:30,626 Cutie! 666 00:43:33,648 --> 00:43:35,590 Nicoletta! Nicoletta! 667 00:43:35,710 --> 00:43:37,674 Buy two bars of butter! 668 00:43:37,794 --> 00:43:40,850 If you don't have enough money, put it on the account. 669 00:43:40,970 --> 00:43:42,021 But hurry! 670 00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:45,891 - Isn't that our apartment? - Yes, and there are people in it. 671 00:43:47,627 --> 00:43:49,042 That's it then! 672 00:43:49,467 --> 00:43:54,663 It was a tough set-back, but our heroes didn't give up. 673 00:43:55,255 --> 00:43:58,162 The owners are two old spinsters. They never leave the house. 674 00:43:58,282 --> 00:43:59,744 Great news! 675 00:43:59,864 --> 00:44:02,445 You shut up!... Kept watch all day... 676 00:44:02,565 --> 00:44:03,796 and didn't notice a thing! 677 00:44:04,066 --> 00:44:07,448 But every Thursday they go to check their vineyard in Genzano. 678 00:44:07,568 --> 00:44:10,723 - Leaving the house unattended? - No, the little maid stays back. 679 00:44:10,843 --> 00:44:12,009 And she's hot! 680 00:44:13,437 --> 00:44:16,446 I got it, I got it... Whenever there's a pretty girl... 681 00:44:16,691 --> 00:44:19,391 ...sooner or later, Peppe finds his way in. 682 00:44:34,621 --> 00:44:37,412 Such apples, such apples! Sweet like molasses! 683 00:44:37,532 --> 00:44:41,762 Do you remember this song? Miss? Miss, may I carry your bags? 684 00:44:41,882 --> 00:44:43,100 She's dumb. 685 00:44:43,220 --> 00:44:45,715 No, she's not, right? You can't just leave... 686 00:44:45,835 --> 00:44:46,880 You're gorgeous! 687 00:44:47,541 --> 00:44:49,458 Leave off, or I'll clock you with my bag! 688 00:44:49,578 --> 00:44:51,349 She is sour and... sweet! 689 00:44:51,626 --> 00:44:53,426 Leave me alone or I'll call the police. 690 00:44:53,546 --> 00:44:55,664 Good, so we get locked up together. 691 00:44:55,948 --> 00:44:56,976 Hey there!... 692 00:44:57,375 --> 00:44:58,610 What's this? 693 00:44:59,407 --> 00:45:01,670 Where are you from? This is a civilized country! 694 00:45:04,488 --> 00:45:07,745 - None of your business! - Shame on you! - Beat it! 695 00:45:12,874 --> 00:45:14,301 Mother of God! 696 00:45:14,546 --> 00:45:16,977 You bully! Let me go, you're breaking my arm. 697 00:45:17,097 --> 00:45:19,035 This hurts! Good God, I'm sorry! 698 00:45:19,155 --> 00:45:21,052 What are you doing? He wasn't doing anything! Let them go! 699 00:45:21,197 --> 00:45:22,418 Just go, quickly! 700 00:45:22,538 --> 00:45:23,922 Let's go, let's go, he's strong! 701 00:45:27,292 --> 00:45:29,376 - You hurt 'em, poor things? - They deserved it. 702 00:45:30,122 --> 00:45:34,554 May l? Pierluigi Capannelle, accountant. You from up North too? 703 00:45:34,555 --> 00:45:37,080 Padua... well, I really must go now. 704 00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:40,761 - Why? - My fianc�'s waiting. He's off duty. 705 00:45:40,881 --> 00:45:44,027 He's a captain, but next month he'll be promoted lieutenant. Goodbye. 706 00:45:53,313 --> 00:45:54,265 Miss! 707 00:45:56,555 --> 00:45:57,519 Miss! 708 00:45:59,487 --> 00:46:01,146 Could I see you again? 709 00:46:01,266 --> 00:46:04,362 What? Not today. I'm expecting my fianc� from Brescia... 710 00:46:04,722 --> 00:46:06,523 I say! How many fianc�s have you got? 711 00:46:06,643 --> 00:46:07,488 Three. 712 00:46:08,581 --> 00:46:13,597 And with all... all your workload... you find time for all three of them? 713 00:46:13,717 --> 00:46:15,205 What workload? 714 00:46:16,067 --> 00:46:19,140 Well... your shopping. Don't you go shopping? 715 00:46:19,770 --> 00:46:23,565 I do it because it's fun... I help my aunts, as I live there. 716 00:46:24,373 --> 00:46:26,160 You see, my father's a colonel. 717 00:46:26,534 --> 00:46:28,849 Ah, I see, all in the army then? 718 00:46:29,132 --> 00:46:34,547 No, my father is... what d'you call it? In the alpine corps. 719 00:46:34,829 --> 00:46:38,238 The alpine corps. Good, good. In the North we're... 720 00:46:38,358 --> 00:46:40,759 ...we're all in the alpine corps, right? 721 00:46:42,136 --> 00:46:43,165 Hello. 722 00:46:45,313 --> 00:46:47,936 It's only that, when you're a salesman... 723 00:46:48,194 --> 00:46:51,525 ...travelling all the time, you lose your accent. 724 00:46:51,846 --> 00:46:53,222 But travelling is so nice, right? 725 00:46:53,342 --> 00:46:56,476 But so is putting down roots. 726 00:46:56,914 --> 00:46:58,535 Me, I am a gypsy. 727 00:47:00,502 --> 00:47:05,904 It's not nice Miss, you know, to be lonely, defenceless... 728 00:47:06,611 --> 00:47:09,402 Defenceless yes, but you're nice and strong right? 729 00:47:09,522 --> 00:47:11,628 Well, yes... I do train. 730 00:47:12,297 --> 00:47:14,046 You're not a boxer? So gruesome! 731 00:47:14,290 --> 00:47:19,847 No, no... No boxing! Tennis, golf, polo... 732 00:47:20,328 --> 00:47:23,261 You know how to punch even without being a boxer. 733 00:47:23,381 --> 00:47:25,898 That's not it... those two were two dirty low-lifes. 734 00:47:27,068 --> 00:47:30,464 No... no... it's not like I despise the lower classes. 735 00:47:31,236 --> 00:47:34,837 I like them a lot, actually... The lower the better. 736 00:47:36,368 --> 00:47:39,918 - I like... I like housemaids too. - Good! 737 00:47:40,038 --> 00:47:43,018 Let's say you were a maid. 738 00:47:43,571 --> 00:47:46,967 - I'd like you all the same. - So generous of you! 739 00:47:47,087 --> 00:47:49,552 - Nicoletta! What are you doing? - Coming! 740 00:47:51,057 --> 00:47:52,331 Who's that? 741 00:47:52,987 --> 00:47:57,401 He's... he's my boyfriend's adjutant... Goodbye. 742 00:47:57,684 --> 00:47:59,099 Could... could we meet tomorrow? 743 00:47:59,219 --> 00:48:02,778 No, not tomorrow. Sunday... 4 o'clock, here. Right? Goodbye. 744 00:48:07,138 --> 00:48:09,273 So, what's the story with that one? 745 00:48:09,608 --> 00:48:11,851 - Nothing. He's my cousin. - Oh yeah, your cousin! 746 00:48:11,971 --> 00:48:14,153 - Come and help me with the shopping. - Let's go. 747 00:48:15,233 --> 00:48:21,898 But Peppe and his friends didn't take into account that now and then in Italy there's a general pardon... 748 00:48:43,105 --> 00:48:44,211 Steer. 749 00:48:50,127 --> 00:48:55,229 Kid, come here... let me in... follow that car... 750 00:48:58,976 --> 00:49:00,067 Enough! 751 00:49:00,571 --> 00:49:03,400 Go, that one, go, c'mon. There it is... bump it! 752 00:49:09,085 --> 00:49:11,812 Hurry! There he is, run him down! 753 00:49:16,802 --> 00:49:18,825 Get off, you bastard! Get off! 754 00:49:19,735 --> 00:49:22,242 If you wanna speak with me, get an appointment. 755 00:49:22,380 --> 00:49:23,627 Appointment? 756 00:49:23,747 --> 00:49:25,679 Get your hands off me! Get lost! 757 00:49:29,047 --> 00:49:31,038 Move Nicoletta! Leave me alone! 758 00:49:33,893 --> 00:49:35,938 What are you doing? It's loaded! 759 00:49:37,188 --> 00:49:38,838 Stop! You coward! 760 00:49:39,646 --> 00:49:41,583 Mind! There are live slugs in it. 761 00:49:41,811 --> 00:49:43,388 Don't move! I'll kill you, you know! 762 00:49:45,279 --> 00:49:47,775 Are you crazy? You could blind me! 763 00:49:48,250 --> 00:49:49,768 Cosimo, stop! What are you doing? 764 00:49:49,888 --> 00:49:52,108 You get out of the way. You went off with him! 765 00:49:52,228 --> 00:49:54,154 Do you want to get into trouble? 766 00:49:54,274 --> 00:49:55,179 Stop it! Let me go! 767 00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:56,717 - Cosimo, don't play the fool. - A fool? 768 00:49:56,837 --> 00:49:59,311 - Stay with us. Let's work together. - With you? 769 00:49:59,454 --> 00:50:01,421 - We are all friends, right? - Shut your mouth, slut! 770 00:50:01,555 --> 00:50:03,835 - Get lost old man! - Old man? 771 00:50:03,955 --> 00:50:06,369 - You're old and acting all cocky! - Me? You're calling me old? 772 00:50:06,489 --> 00:50:09,079 Careful, or I'm going to kill you, you know! 773 00:50:25,015 --> 00:50:26,263 Cosimo... 774 00:50:27,626 --> 00:50:29,324 I don't bear any grudges... 775 00:50:30,533 --> 00:50:32,290 if you wanna stay with us... 776 00:50:32,951 --> 00:50:34,392 ...and get your share. 777 00:50:42,651 --> 00:50:43,782 Cosimo... 778 00:50:44,348 --> 00:50:46,638 He never just got his slice. 779 00:50:47,229 --> 00:50:49,222 Well, then, I'm sorry... 780 00:50:49,943 --> 00:50:52,477 ...but here we follow Menga's rules. 781 00:50:56,078 --> 00:50:58,277 You're a dirty bunch. 782 00:51:22,071 --> 00:51:23,061 Who is it? 783 00:51:24,167 --> 00:51:26,662 Michele, I forgot my keys. 784 00:51:33,723 --> 00:51:35,112 Just a moment... 785 00:51:43,793 --> 00:51:46,674 This'll teach you a lesson for next time. 786 00:51:46,794 --> 00:51:49,954 Ah, it'll teach me a lesson, eh? While you... 787 00:51:50,584 --> 00:51:52,770 - Come closer, I want to ask you something. - What? 788 00:51:54,468 --> 00:51:57,035 I want to tell you that I don't like you marrying that peasant. 789 00:51:57,362 --> 00:51:58,789 How dare you! 790 00:52:04,898 --> 00:52:08,410 God, this hurts! God, God, God... 791 00:52:08,667 --> 00:52:10,905 - Did I hurt you? - Yes... 792 00:52:21,471 --> 00:52:29,143 Meanwhile Cosimo was thinking of revenge... Peppe and his friends would not enjoy the fruits of their betrayal. 793 00:53:05,061 --> 00:53:07,141 - We're closed. - Just a moment. 794 00:53:11,013 --> 00:53:12,157 Here you go, ma'am. 795 00:53:25,702 --> 00:53:27,143 Do you know it? 796 00:53:30,597 --> 00:53:33,406 Sure... It's a small caliber Baretta, in very poor condition. 797 00:53:33,651 --> 00:53:34,731 One thousand lira. 798 00:53:37,496 --> 00:53:38,577 Well? 799 00:54:32,260 --> 00:54:35,200 - Wanna dance? - No. I've taken a pledge. 800 00:54:42,611 --> 00:54:47,036 Well... maybe... you like me 'cause you're an extrovert, 801 00:54:49,172 --> 00:54:50,715 My opposite. 802 00:54:52,850 --> 00:54:54,934 I, on the other hand, internalize. 803 00:54:55,615 --> 00:54:59,216 Maybe 'cause I've always been alone, I've suffered a lot in my life. 804 00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:04,846 Happiness is like a flower... 805 00:55:05,558 --> 00:55:07,462 that you pluck only once. 806 00:55:11,616 --> 00:55:13,877 Listen, why don't we get out of here, 807 00:55:14,432 --> 00:55:16,721 I'd love to be alone with you for a bit. 808 00:55:16,841 --> 00:55:18,355 Fat chance! 809 00:55:18,959 --> 00:55:22,324 Why? It's only so we can talk better. 810 00:55:22,633 --> 00:55:25,990 To get to know each other. Any place will do. 811 00:55:27,739 --> 00:55:35,134 Your place, my place. It doesn't matter. 812 00:55:35,254 --> 00:55:37,134 - My place? - Yes. - What about my aunts? 813 00:55:37,254 --> 00:55:41,114 You're contradicting yourself... Or you're not all that clear! 814 00:55:41,538 --> 00:55:44,688 I'm sorry, but you said your aunts leave now and then... 815 00:55:44,959 --> 00:55:46,605 and they leave the house unattended... 816 00:55:46,725 --> 00:55:48,046 Yes, it's true. 817 00:55:48,166 --> 00:55:54,580 Well? No, Let's be honest from day one. Otherwise suspicion, 818 00:55:54,700 --> 00:55:57,487 the kiss of death for love, seeps in. 819 00:55:57,607 --> 00:56:00,805 Slow down! Who mentioned love? It's all in your head. 820 00:56:00,925 --> 00:56:04,974 If you really want to know, I've also asked Guido and Fernando here. 821 00:56:05,540 --> 00:56:06,594 Them too! 822 00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:08,972 I'm well brought up... 823 00:56:09,092 --> 00:56:12,528 I can't dance with one guy only. It would compromise me. 824 00:56:12,959 --> 00:56:16,200 What you need to learn is that you must date me and me alone. 825 00:56:16,701 --> 00:56:18,759 I date who I please. 826 00:56:20,058 --> 00:56:21,704 - Hello, Guido. - Hi! 827 00:56:22,064 --> 00:56:23,658 - Hi! - Where are you going? 828 00:56:23,778 --> 00:56:25,845 Let go of me. Leave me alone. Don't be rude. 829 00:56:25,965 --> 00:56:28,443 Fine, but remember that I don't take anybody back, 830 00:56:28,563 --> 00:56:31,209 - Not even with apologies. - What do I care? 831 00:56:42,579 --> 00:56:44,084 What a tramp! 832 00:56:47,699 --> 00:56:49,760 She's playing hard to get? 833 00:56:50,901 --> 00:56:52,367 She's not worth the bother. 834 00:56:57,898 --> 00:57:00,843 Listen Peppe, believe me, let's leave it. 835 00:57:02,515 --> 00:57:05,447 It started like nothing, and now it's blown out of proportion. 836 00:57:05,756 --> 00:57:06,952 Damn her! 837 00:57:16,148 --> 00:57:17,439 Don't you agree? 838 00:57:18,448 --> 00:57:21,194 - I'm talking to you! - What do you want? Leave me alone! 839 00:57:25,332 --> 00:57:28,496 The jerk gets all worked up! You were so cool. 840 00:57:28,616 --> 00:57:31,236 Have you fallen in love with that maid? 841 00:57:31,724 --> 00:57:33,245 Those two, l... 842 00:57:33,365 --> 00:57:34,408 Come here! 843 00:57:34,615 --> 00:57:35,376 Leave off! 844 00:57:38,494 --> 00:57:40,140 Out of the way! 845 00:57:40,372 --> 00:57:41,671 Ah, back again? 846 00:57:43,445 --> 00:57:44,989 You're cute, aren't you? 847 00:57:46,892 --> 00:57:47,973 What are you laughing at? 848 00:57:48,093 --> 00:57:50,550 What? Since when is laughing forbidden? It's Mardis Gras! 849 00:57:51,780 --> 00:57:54,484 So any joke is funny, right? 850 00:57:55,857 --> 00:57:59,016 Anyway, I am partner at a... at a funeral home, right? 851 00:58:00,461 --> 00:58:01,477 O.K?! 852 00:58:06,274 --> 00:58:08,126 And I'm HIS partner. 853 00:58:10,519 --> 00:58:12,474 Well, share this one then! 854 00:58:20,462 --> 00:58:21,349 Oh, God! 855 00:58:40,590 --> 00:58:43,651 Have you gone insane! For that bum of a peasant! 856 00:58:43,771 --> 00:58:45,953 If there's a bum here, that's you. I don't even know you! 857 00:58:46,073 --> 00:58:49,181 Ah, you don't know me? But I know you. 858 00:58:49,850 --> 00:58:52,384 - Colonel's daughter all right! - Let's go, c'mon. 859 00:58:52,504 --> 00:58:53,915 You're a servant, that's what you are! 860 00:58:54,035 --> 00:58:55,921 - Who? Who's a servant? - You! 861 00:59:06,545 --> 00:59:07,702 They've disfigured me. 862 00:59:07,822 --> 00:59:08,842 - Would you cut it out? You've spoiled it! - Let's see, you owe me 863 00:59:09,305 --> 00:59:13,433 four sodas, six Coca Colas, two cream sodas and one beer. 864 00:59:15,478 --> 00:59:17,446 Did I drink it all? 865 00:59:17,742 --> 00:59:21,021 Not drank, smashed. Wait a minute... 866 00:59:21,141 --> 00:59:24,365 There're also two glasses, one chair and an ashtray. 867 00:59:24,738 --> 00:59:27,413 - When? - It's all written here! 868 00:59:27,533 --> 00:59:29,085 You're telling me? 869 00:59:30,860 --> 00:59:34,088 Fine, fine, I'll pay... Right now I don't have any cash... 870 00:59:34,208 --> 00:59:35,529 Send me the bill home, right? 871 00:59:35,649 --> 00:59:37,408 - Fine, what's your name? - What? 872 00:59:37,528 --> 00:59:38,771 What's your name? 873 00:59:40,134 --> 00:59:45,549 Capannelle, Capannelle Pierluigi, Circonvallazione Latina 457. 874 00:59:45,985 --> 00:59:47,503 Four, five, seven. 875 00:59:50,885 --> 00:59:52,866 What do you want? 876 00:59:54,409 --> 00:59:55,566 Let me see. 877 00:59:56,171 --> 00:59:59,065 - Do I know you...? - C'mon...! 878 01:00:01,779 --> 01:00:02,525 Looks bad. 879 01:00:02,756 --> 01:00:05,637 If this is bad, it's all your fault! 880 01:00:05,757 --> 01:00:06,679 - Mine? - Sure. 881 01:00:06,936 --> 01:00:09,174 That woman... who was she? 882 01:00:12,892 --> 01:00:14,539 Well, one of my conquests. 883 01:00:15,131 --> 01:00:17,690 She saw you with me and, and she got jealous. 884 01:00:20,532 --> 01:00:21,780 Do you... 885 01:00:22,564 --> 01:00:24,468 Do you believe what she said about me? 886 01:00:25,034 --> 01:00:25,934 Well... 887 01:00:27,837 --> 01:00:28,699 No. 888 01:00:37,651 --> 01:00:40,583 Well, it's true... I work as domestic help. 889 01:00:45,046 --> 01:00:46,487 What does it matter? 890 01:00:47,387 --> 01:00:49,226 We're a democratic country, aren't we? 891 01:00:50,719 --> 01:00:52,288 But I won't do laundry! 892 01:00:55,722 --> 01:00:56,738 Easy... 893 01:01:00,674 --> 01:01:02,436 - Better? - No. 894 01:01:05,060 --> 01:01:07,224 - This is the last time I go out with you. - Why? 895 01:01:07,344 --> 01:01:10,157 Why? You fight in the street, at the fun park, at the dance. 896 01:01:11,070 --> 01:01:13,314 It's best we do it your way, then. 897 01:01:13,823 --> 01:01:14,723 My way? 898 01:01:15,405 --> 01:01:16,897 We go to my place. 899 01:01:17,900 --> 01:01:19,418 - To... to your place?! - Yes... 900 01:01:21,231 --> 01:01:22,991 - Right now? - Not right now. 901 01:01:23,111 --> 01:01:25,908 My mistresses, are home. 902 01:01:26,165 --> 01:01:29,204 Thursday night, they go to Genzano and be back next morning. 903 01:01:29,324 --> 01:01:31,339 Really? That's great! 904 01:01:31,570 --> 01:01:33,307 - I'll make you dinner, right? - Thanks. 905 01:01:33,427 --> 01:01:37,211 Oh, God I can't laugh, it hurts. Don't make me laugh! 906 01:01:37,212 --> 01:01:40,452 But at the same time... 907 01:02:43,325 --> 01:02:46,373 Help... help! stop, thief. Help! Let go of me! 908 01:02:46,493 --> 01:02:49,460 I'm not a thief! What do you want? 909 01:02:50,437 --> 01:02:53,292 Stop. thief... help!... Low-life! 910 01:02:53,821 --> 01:02:56,997 Stop, thief, he's stolen my handbag! 911 01:03:11,171 --> 01:03:12,882 Today good news... 912 01:03:14,207 --> 01:03:17,178 to... tomorrow bad... Oh, well! 913 01:03:19,248 --> 01:03:22,669 Right it's like the proverb says: feast or famine. 914 01:03:27,763 --> 01:03:29,345 - Hi, Mario. - Hi. 915 01:03:38,464 --> 01:03:39,750 He looks like he's sleeping. 916 01:03:41,332 --> 01:03:42,807 Aren't you going in? 917 01:03:43,296 --> 01:03:44,398 No... 918 01:03:45,276 --> 01:03:47,038 I prefer to remember him alive. 919 01:03:47,874 --> 01:03:48,928 I'm going. 920 01:03:50,163 --> 01:03:51,192 Wait... 921 01:03:56,980 --> 01:03:58,009 Here! 922 01:04:02,807 --> 01:04:05,546 He'd been slipping for a while, poor Cosimo! 923 01:04:05,791 --> 01:04:10,240 A pro like him stooping to muggings... that's kid's stuff! 924 01:04:10,787 --> 01:04:13,076 The best ones are always first to go. 925 01:04:13,346 --> 01:04:16,420 That's life. Today's your turn, tomorrow's his. 926 01:04:16,883 --> 01:04:19,469 Right, and sooner or later we all have to go! 927 01:04:20,472 --> 01:04:23,200 But as far as I am concerned, better later than sooner. 928 01:04:30,145 --> 01:04:31,650 - Hi. - Hi. 929 01:04:31,984 --> 01:04:33,579 - Hi. - Poor sod. 930 01:04:34,929 --> 01:04:36,382 What's this... with the kid? 931 01:04:36,691 --> 01:04:40,254 What should I do? He cries all the time, this is fun for him. 932 01:04:40,987 --> 01:04:44,331 Fine, but it's time for you to park him somewhere. 933 01:04:44,451 --> 01:04:45,553 Why? 934 01:04:47,418 --> 01:04:49,386 It's on for tomorrow night. 935 01:04:49,644 --> 01:04:51,020 Tomorrow night? 936 01:04:51,140 --> 01:04:53,717 Right, the owners'll be away, and the girl is letting me in. 937 01:04:53,837 --> 01:04:55,582 How? With the dead still fresh in the grave? 938 01:04:55,702 --> 01:04:57,164 You observe strict mourning? 939 01:04:57,284 --> 01:05:00,727 As they say: you're dead but they're still dancing. 940 01:05:00,847 --> 01:05:02,129 Fine, right... you're right... 941 01:05:03,518 --> 01:05:06,231 I'm sorry about Cosimo, still... It's his fault too, 942 01:05:06,823 --> 01:05:08,585 Yes... yes... if he'd only listened to me... 943 01:05:10,091 --> 01:05:12,251 - C'mon... here. - Guys, the chief of police! 944 01:05:13,718 --> 01:05:14,682 Scram! 945 01:05:18,553 --> 01:05:22,103 The big day. 946 01:05:26,566 --> 01:05:28,302 Who's that? Look, it's Teresa's baby! 947 01:05:28,422 --> 01:05:30,090 What's up? She didn't want him in here? 948 01:05:30,210 --> 01:05:33,152 Poor love! That husband of hers is a fine looking guy, really! 949 01:05:36,406 --> 01:05:39,686 It's Teresa's baby! He's so gorgeous! Come here... come... 950 01:05:39,943 --> 01:05:42,554 Shut up! Calm down. Hold it. shut up! 951 01:05:45,757 --> 01:05:47,403 - Look who's here. - Hi. 952 01:05:48,998 --> 01:05:49,911 Hi. 953 01:05:51,248 --> 01:05:53,409 - How are you? - Well so- so... and you? 954 01:05:53,529 --> 01:05:55,621 Not too bad. Here. 955 01:05:55,741 --> 01:05:56,907 Poor darling! 956 01:06:00,264 --> 01:06:03,248 Listen here. Didn't I tell you I didn't want him inside? 957 01:06:04,058 --> 01:06:05,691 - It's on for tonight. - O.K. 958 01:06:05,811 --> 01:06:08,160 In case something might happen, it shouldn't though, eh... 959 01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:09,896 Knowing you, it will happen for sure. 960 01:06:10,016 --> 01:06:11,951 Teresa! 961 01:06:12,405 --> 01:06:14,244 What's up with this creature? 962 01:06:14,364 --> 01:06:16,817 Is he doing it? Doing it regularly? 963 01:06:16,937 --> 01:06:19,530 - For sure! Up to three times a day! - Three times a day?! 964 01:06:19,650 --> 01:06:21,524 There's something wrong then, poor little star! 965 01:06:21,644 --> 01:06:25,807 It wouldn't be that to save time, you've been feeding him your food? 966 01:06:25,927 --> 01:06:29,074 No, more like the opposite, I've been eating his baby food... 967 01:06:29,194 --> 01:06:31,698 One for you and one for me. Look, I've lost 2 kilos! 968 01:06:31,818 --> 01:06:33,434 Ah, poor love! I'd like to know... 969 01:06:34,257 --> 01:06:37,035 How have you dressed this poor creature? 970 01:06:37,337 --> 01:06:38,675 And these underpants, whose are they? 971 01:06:38,795 --> 01:06:41,881 They're mine. I haven't had time for laundry. 972 01:06:42,215 --> 01:06:44,813 Actually, here, these two little rags need to be washed. 973 01:06:44,933 --> 01:06:45,700 This too!? 974 01:06:45,820 --> 01:06:48,170 Here, the biscuits, here, the baby food. 975 01:06:48,290 --> 01:06:51,077 Careful, the vitamins are in the sugar can. 976 01:06:51,197 --> 01:06:53,199 And the sugar in the talc can. 977 01:06:53,469 --> 01:06:56,208 - Home is such a mess! - I believe you! 978 01:06:57,032 --> 01:06:58,639 There, fine. 979 01:06:59,334 --> 01:07:01,765 See you. Listen, if it turns out all right... 980 01:07:02,678 --> 01:07:04,954 ...get me a new mattress for when I get home, 981 01:07:05,074 --> 01:07:07,475 I'm dying to sleep on a proper bed! 982 01:07:07,925 --> 01:07:09,186 Not to sleep with me, eh? 983 01:07:09,306 --> 01:07:12,350 Sure, sure, of course! Sure I want to sleep with you. 984 01:07:12,470 --> 01:07:13,508 Still, take care of that mattress. 985 01:07:13,945 --> 01:07:15,668 Bye! 986 01:07:34,087 --> 01:07:34,807 Who is it? 987 01:07:35,142 --> 01:07:37,414 Michele! I forgot the keys. 988 01:07:37,534 --> 01:07:40,732 Mario, don't be stupid. My brother is due any minute now. 989 01:07:40,852 --> 01:07:42,190 Give me a kiss and leave... 990 01:07:46,331 --> 01:07:47,414 Open up! 991 01:07:47,534 --> 01:07:49,377 You shameless woman! 992 01:07:49,378 --> 01:07:50,488 Open up! 993 01:07:50,608 --> 01:07:53,338 Look at you! What are you afraid of? 994 01:07:53,458 --> 01:07:55,423 Let me see your brazen face! 995 01:07:55,543 --> 01:07:57,789 - I wanna marry him. - You've been seeing Mario? 996 01:07:57,909 --> 01:08:01,050 Who's gonna marry you now? Here, look here. 997 01:08:01,170 --> 01:08:03,969 I've one heart in my breast and I wanna give it to Mario! 998 01:08:04,089 --> 01:08:06,230 I swear he's dead. This knife here 999 01:08:06,350 --> 01:08:09,518 is made to make you cry tears of blood! 1000 01:08:09,638 --> 01:08:10,616 Michele! 1001 01:08:11,696 --> 01:08:13,034 Michele, no! 1002 01:08:13,715 --> 01:08:15,696 If this vengeance goes my way, you won't see him anymore! 1003 01:08:18,186 --> 01:08:20,604 - A crow bar in two sections. - Yes, right... 1004 01:08:22,816 --> 01:08:23,729 Blunt. 1005 01:08:23,986 --> 01:08:25,041 Blunt. 1006 01:08:27,189 --> 01:08:30,246 A dancer... that is a circular saw... 1007 01:08:30,366 --> 01:08:31,883 - Know how to use it? - Sure! 1008 01:08:34,416 --> 01:08:36,148 With an attached oiling gadget... 1009 01:08:36,268 --> 01:08:38,021 Here's an oil can. 1010 01:08:42,115 --> 01:08:43,555 Drill. 1011 01:08:45,639 --> 01:08:48,224 Here are a few spare drill bits. 1012 01:08:49,793 --> 01:08:50,989 Chisel. 1013 01:08:51,761 --> 01:08:53,523 - Blunt? - Right, blunt. 1014 01:08:53,974 --> 01:08:57,060 It's blunt all right. It has no tip. 1015 01:08:57,446 --> 01:08:59,433 Well, what do you expect? 1016 01:08:59,553 --> 01:09:03,311 I've rented the other one this morning to that famous gang from Milan... 1017 01:09:03,455 --> 01:09:05,657 ...the one behind the famous Swiss jeweller job. 1018 01:09:07,256 --> 01:09:10,425 It's been a busy week... right, very busy... 1019 01:09:10,687 --> 01:09:14,566 - I've rented 3 complete kits in 5 days! - Really! 1020 01:09:14,686 --> 01:09:16,822 Thank God, business has taken off again. 1021 01:09:16,942 --> 01:09:18,043 It's very busy. 1022 01:09:19,753 --> 01:09:20,705 So, to continue... 1023 01:09:22,660 --> 01:09:25,875 Three files, ten keys, one gimlet, 1024 01:09:26,441 --> 01:09:29,876 a cheese grater, where's the plunger? - Here it is. 1025 01:09:31,355 --> 01:09:37,220 One frying pan, and lastly, the crank. 1026 01:09:42,146 --> 01:09:44,274 Right, let's sum up, briefly. 1027 01:09:45,259 --> 01:09:47,531 Listen now... 1028 01:09:47,651 --> 01:09:49,426 To make a hole in that wall... right? 1029 01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:52,229 How do you go about it using the crank? 1030 01:09:55,587 --> 01:10:00,024 Right... we... we take all the furniture in the flat... 1031 01:10:01,079 --> 01:10:05,069 and we make a sort of a column... between the two walls... and... 1032 01:10:05,375 --> 01:10:08,472 and in the middle we... we stick the crank. 1033 01:10:08,592 --> 01:10:10,706 Good, very good! 1034 01:10:10,982 --> 01:10:12,101 Here, gimme here... 1035 01:10:12,744 --> 01:10:15,865 And now, a little signature on the bottom here. 1036 01:10:15,985 --> 01:10:18,217 - What signature? - What, what signature? 1037 01:10:18,724 --> 01:10:20,718 And the guarantee? 1038 01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:24,171 This is my capital! I need a receipt. 1039 01:10:24,526 --> 01:10:28,177 If I were greedy, I would have asked for a deposit. Instead... 1040 01:10:28,795 --> 01:10:29,916 Will you sign? 1041 01:10:31,715 --> 01:10:33,142 I say, will you sign? 1042 01:10:33,567 --> 01:10:36,927 - Hello there! Is he slow? - Gimme here, I'll sign it. 1043 01:10:37,047 --> 01:10:39,274 Let's just hurry up, it's already 7.30. 1044 01:10:51,395 --> 01:10:54,613 - You've got penmanship, eh? - Take it easy... let me sign it. 1045 01:10:55,282 --> 01:10:58,567 The packaging... that is to say, the suitcase... I'll leave it here. 1046 01:10:58,885 --> 01:11:00,750 - How'd you go... done it? - Here you are! 1047 01:11:04,596 --> 01:11:05,861 Were you in China? 1048 01:11:06,268 --> 01:11:08,783 And, and this suitcase here? It's mine... I'm leaving. 1049 01:11:09,690 --> 01:11:10,912 How come you're leaving? 1050 01:11:11,169 --> 01:11:16,275 My friend, when there's a robbery, I never hang around! 1051 01:11:17,047 --> 01:11:18,940 I go to Spoleto, to my dear aunt. 1052 01:11:19,170 --> 01:11:22,663 Of course with my parole officer's consent... 1053 01:11:23,131 --> 01:11:26,217 One can never be too careful! Remember guys... 1054 01:11:26,513 --> 01:11:30,878 ...one can never be too careful! Best of luck! 1055 01:11:34,424 --> 01:11:39,134 He's right. We've gotta keep an eye out and work scientifically! 1056 01:11:39,658 --> 01:11:40,550 Hi. 1057 01:11:40,670 --> 01:11:42,387 Well, you're exaggerating now. What are we going to do? 1058 01:11:42,522 --> 01:11:44,995 We'll break the safe with the... 1059 01:11:45,278 --> 01:11:47,392 - I've faced death! - What happened to you? 1060 01:11:47,512 --> 01:11:49,950 I met the guy we stole the camera from... 1061 01:11:50,090 --> 01:11:52,516 - What did he do? - Don't touch. He tore my arm off. 1062 01:11:52,636 --> 01:11:54,535 - He broke your arm? - Forty days! 1063 01:11:54,655 --> 01:11:56,297 - And you did nothing! - Do what? 1064 01:11:56,417 --> 01:11:58,083 I didn't feel the pain... It was more the fright. 1065 01:11:58,203 --> 01:12:01,378 - The guy from Porta Portese? - Him! He took me right home... 1066 01:12:01,498 --> 01:12:04,471 - I had to give him the camera. - That'll teach you to be on time. 1067 01:12:04,716 --> 01:12:06,495 If you'd come earlier, you'd not have met him! 1068 01:12:06,615 --> 01:12:08,699 That's just why I came late. 1069 01:12:08,793 --> 01:12:10,847 Fine, it doesn't matter. Listen up! 1070 01:12:14,568 --> 01:12:17,075 I'm meeting the girl at 9 pm 1071 01:12:17,195 --> 01:12:20,022 On the ninth, didn't we say today? 1072 01:12:20,142 --> 01:12:23,746 Capannelle! At 9 pm today. Understood? Understood. 1073 01:12:24,197 --> 01:12:27,725 You, you'll be ready behind the newsstand around 11.30. 1074 01:12:27,864 --> 01:12:32,512 The newspaper stand, right? At twelve I'll open the lobby door. 1075 01:12:32,918 --> 01:12:37,561 I say midnight because, follow me, at twelve those who are home 1076 01:12:37,869 --> 01:12:41,814 are sleeping and those at the movies still have to come back. 1077 01:12:41,934 --> 01:12:43,714 Understood? Clear? 1078 01:12:44,197 --> 01:12:46,263 - Not clear at all! - Why? 1079 01:12:46,383 --> 01:12:49,342 First of all, what are you going to do with this girl 1080 01:12:49,462 --> 01:12:51,104 once you're in the apartment? 1081 01:12:52,120 --> 01:12:55,112 Well, I don't know. I haven't thought about it yet... 1082 01:12:55,232 --> 01:12:56,730 A good whack on the head, right? 1083 01:12:56,869 --> 01:12:59,200 I'll take care of it. Just take it easy. 1084 01:13:00,274 --> 01:13:04,301 It's, it's 7.34 pm. set your watches. Let's go. 1085 01:13:04,673 --> 01:13:06,563 - Get lost! - Doesn't anybody have a watch? 1086 01:13:06,705 --> 01:13:08,568 A watch, who's got one? 1087 01:13:08,705 --> 01:13:11,353 I did, but I pawned it. 1088 01:13:11,473 --> 01:13:13,818 Anyway, tonight I'm gonna get it back. 1089 01:13:15,773 --> 01:13:16,969 Oh, finally! 1090 01:13:18,050 --> 01:13:20,995 - You've dishonored my home! - Are you crazy? 1091 01:13:21,115 --> 01:13:23,899 - I'll rip my sister from your chest! - Put the knife down! 1092 01:13:24,042 --> 01:13:24,700 You insane? 1093 01:13:24,842 --> 01:13:25,899 Touched my sister! 1094 01:13:26,042 --> 01:13:27,167 You'll get thirty years. 1095 01:13:27,309 --> 01:13:28,332 Don't be childish! 1096 01:13:28,476 --> 01:13:30,630 Behave! Have you lost it? 1097 01:13:30,965 --> 01:13:33,379 Do you wanna spoil it all, right tonight? 1098 01:13:33,499 --> 01:13:35,218 - I demand satisfaction! - Fine! 1099 01:13:35,338 --> 01:13:38,491 First of all, if he stays in tonight, just forget about me. 1100 01:13:38,836 --> 01:13:40,045 Cool down! 1101 01:13:40,958 --> 01:13:43,235 Your sister... I haven't touched her at all. 1102 01:13:44,226 --> 01:13:46,399 I'm serious about her. I love her. 1103 01:13:48,303 --> 01:13:50,605 I would have already told you if you weren't so thick. 1104 01:13:53,692 --> 01:13:54,657 You stay... 1105 01:13:55,789 --> 01:13:57,019 ...because I'm leaving. 1106 01:13:57,307 --> 01:13:59,669 How? What are you going to do? 1107 01:13:59,789 --> 01:14:02,695 I've given it a lot of thought and I don't have the guts for it. 1108 01:14:03,519 --> 01:14:04,753 Are you crazy? 1109 01:14:06,695 --> 01:14:07,634 Maybe. 1110 01:14:09,177 --> 01:14:10,927 But you're all wiseguys, aren't you? 1111 01:14:11,608 --> 01:14:12,920 Cosimo was a wiseguy too. 1112 01:14:13,846 --> 01:14:16,933 We've got it in our heads to pull the job of our life... 1113 01:14:17,241 --> 01:14:19,171 But it doesn't work this way for the like of us. 1114 01:14:19,852 --> 01:14:20,958 At least for the likes of me. 1115 01:14:22,167 --> 01:14:25,511 What will my mother do if something happens to me? 1116 01:14:26,862 --> 01:14:28,620 Anyway, I've already gotten myself a little job. 1117 01:14:28,740 --> 01:14:30,000 At the Follies theatre. 1118 01:14:31,248 --> 01:14:33,036 If you want satisfaction, I'll be there. 1119 01:14:43,081 --> 01:14:44,110 Guys... 1120 01:14:45,371 --> 01:14:48,367 I've had it! I really had it! 1121 01:14:49,551 --> 01:14:52,780 One's got a sister, the other his mother, another one the kid. 1122 01:14:53,680 --> 01:14:57,024 What's up? We've gotta make up our minds now. 1123 01:14:58,478 --> 01:15:00,122 Are we going through with this job or not? 1124 01:15:00,394 --> 01:15:01,719 Are you in or are you out? 1125 01:15:04,369 --> 01:15:06,002 - Who's that? - Quiet! 1126 01:15:08,291 --> 01:15:09,475 - Who's there? - It's me! 1127 01:15:09,770 --> 01:15:11,811 That's Nicoletta. Move, move, get out! 1128 01:15:12,162 --> 01:15:13,411 Out of that window. 1129 01:15:13,641 --> 01:15:15,776 - Quick! - Move... damn you. 1130 01:15:22,439 --> 01:15:23,593 What's up? 1131 01:15:31,134 --> 01:15:33,495 My poor shoulder! Damn it! I've been walking for two hours! 1132 01:15:33,615 --> 01:15:35,352 Come in, come in! 1133 01:15:36,856 --> 01:15:38,016 How did you find me? 1134 01:15:38,258 --> 01:15:40,568 I heard you giving the address to the ballroom guy, 1135 01:15:40,703 --> 01:15:42,033 for that stuff you'd broken, right? 1136 01:15:42,438 --> 01:15:46,219 What a...! That's why they came here looking for money, see! 1137 01:15:46,786 --> 01:15:49,821 He's... he's my brother-in-law. This is his place... 1138 01:15:50,644 --> 01:15:51,532 I'm his brother-in-law. 1139 01:15:52,136 --> 01:15:54,490 Right now, poor man, he's... he's unemployed and... 1140 01:15:55,326 --> 01:15:59,506 So now and then I come here to... to help him out... right? 1141 01:16:00,561 --> 01:16:02,121 I'm collecting unemployment. 1142 01:16:02,413 --> 01:16:03,455 Sit down, sit down. 1143 01:16:05,178 --> 01:16:06,927 It's always so messy! 1144 01:16:07,429 --> 01:16:09,127 Be careful, for God's sake! 1145 01:16:12,443 --> 01:16:13,636 Well, let's see... 1146 01:16:15,789 --> 01:16:17,719 You needn't feel ashamed about me anymore! 1147 01:16:18,542 --> 01:16:19,724 Pardon? 1148 01:16:20,136 --> 01:16:21,492 I've quit! 1149 01:16:25,345 --> 01:16:27,634 How... what do you mean... you've quit? 1150 01:16:28,715 --> 01:16:30,065 Those two old hags... 1151 01:16:30,656 --> 01:16:31,801 I was their slave. 1152 01:16:32,740 --> 01:16:35,373 First moving... this furniture goes here... this there... 1153 01:16:35,493 --> 01:16:36,856 I was always in the wrong. 1154 01:16:37,486 --> 01:16:41,062 Dust this, polish that, go shopping, and the cats' litter! 1155 01:16:41,448 --> 01:16:45,630 So I let it all out... we're made of flesh too. 1156 01:16:45,988 --> 01:16:48,697 When they were ready to leave for Genzano, I said... 1157 01:16:49,023 --> 01:16:52,803 My dears, I'm sorry but this time you're staying home. I'm leaving! 1158 01:16:54,385 --> 01:16:57,755 - Well, what does she mean? - That dummy didn't let them go! 1159 01:16:58,334 --> 01:17:02,885 I had tell you, because that date we had is no longer possible in that house. 1160 01:17:04,494 --> 01:17:05,401 Right... 1161 01:17:05,521 --> 01:17:09,497 Now best I leave... the nuns where I'm to stay, lock up at nine. 1162 01:17:10,012 --> 01:17:11,424 Could you walk me? 1163 01:17:11,851 --> 01:17:12,687 What? Walk you? 1164 01:17:12,987 --> 01:17:17,522 No, I have to stay here with him, poor soul! 1165 01:17:18,294 --> 01:17:21,946 Well, never mind. I'll go on my own. I won't forget today too easily... 1166 01:17:22,396 --> 01:17:24,261 Oh, my God, the keys! 1167 01:17:25,882 --> 01:17:27,399 I still had them! Damn it! 1168 01:17:28,325 --> 01:17:29,772 It's better... I'll throw them in the river. 1169 01:17:30,100 --> 01:17:32,763 So when those hags come back, they'll have to knock down the door! 1170 01:17:33,715 --> 01:17:35,232 Sorry, what did you just say? 1171 01:17:36,660 --> 01:17:39,841 Didn't you say that the two old hags stayed home? 1172 01:17:40,107 --> 01:17:43,284 As if they listen when I speak! They're so selfish. 1173 01:17:43,889 --> 01:17:47,143 To spite me, they left the cats and everything and went. 1174 01:17:49,304 --> 01:17:51,555 - So the house, it's empty? - Yes... 1175 01:17:53,020 --> 01:17:55,347 And you have the keys. 1176 01:17:55,598 --> 01:17:57,663 - Fine, goodbye... - Bye. 1177 01:17:58,858 --> 01:18:01,671 - Aren't you walking her there? She's got the keys... - Which keys? 1178 01:18:01,791 --> 01:18:04,681 You have to walk her... She's got... 1179 01:18:04,990 --> 01:18:07,982 Right, that's right! I'm coming, I'm coming too! 1180 01:18:08,102 --> 01:18:11,549 The keys! There's someone who watches over us! 1181 01:18:15,228 --> 01:18:16,742 - You know what? - What? 1182 01:18:16,862 --> 01:18:18,855 I'm really starting to like you. 1183 01:18:20,926 --> 01:18:21,981 Same here. 1184 01:18:22,704 --> 01:18:25,646 But with good intentions or do you only like me? 1185 01:18:29,968 --> 01:18:34,128 I like you... and with good intentions too. 1186 01:18:47,395 --> 01:18:49,209 You took my breath away! 1187 01:18:51,177 --> 01:18:52,321 We're nearly there. 1188 01:18:53,016 --> 01:18:54,362 Will I see you tomorrow? 1189 01:18:54,482 --> 01:18:57,338 Sure I'll see you... of course... I want to. 1190 01:18:58,019 --> 01:19:00,475 Oh no!.... I can't tomorrow... I can't. 1191 01:19:01,762 --> 01:19:05,808 I have to go to Milan... it's for business you know. I'm sorry. 1192 01:19:05,928 --> 01:19:06,970 Staying long? 1193 01:19:07,575 --> 01:19:10,742 No, I'll be back soon and when I'll be back... I'll see you... 1194 01:19:10,879 --> 01:19:12,166 As soon as I get back! 1195 01:19:12,925 --> 01:19:13,787 Of course! 1196 01:19:14,014 --> 01:19:16,127 - Could you do me a favor? - Sure. 1197 01:19:16,247 --> 01:19:18,544 Could you drop the keys with the doorman? 1198 01:19:20,719 --> 01:19:23,339 But didn't you say you were going to throw them in the river? 1199 01:19:23,459 --> 01:19:25,426 Yes... sometimes you says things. 1200 01:19:25,890 --> 01:19:28,693 If anything happened, it'd be my fault. 1201 01:19:30,687 --> 01:19:32,397 Say... a fire. 1202 01:19:32,745 --> 01:19:35,577 If I didn't leave the keys with the doorman and he couldn't get in... 1203 01:19:35,697 --> 01:19:37,165 Say someone stole something... 1204 01:19:37,524 --> 01:19:39,821 Heavens, where did I put them? Mother of God! 1205 01:19:39,941 --> 01:19:42,732 - Who would want to steal? - Oh, God, where are they? 1206 01:19:44,687 --> 01:19:47,221 4 years at their service and I never mislaid a thing. 1207 01:19:49,009 --> 01:19:50,308 Oh God! I lost them! 1208 01:19:50,912 --> 01:19:52,940 What am I going to do now? They won't believe me, you know? 1209 01:19:53,060 --> 01:19:55,607 Easy, take it easy. Let's see... 1210 01:19:56,019 --> 01:20:00,787 ...in the bottom of the bag... Here they are, here, see? 1211 01:20:00,923 --> 01:20:04,635 Damn it, you women! Dreaming! Here they are! 1212 01:20:07,092 --> 01:20:09,488 - Will you go right away for me? - Sure! 1213 01:20:11,208 --> 01:20:12,327 This is me. Bye! 1214 01:20:13,356 --> 01:20:14,972 Bye! 1215 01:20:15,092 --> 01:20:16,558 Come back soon! 1216 01:20:22,327 --> 01:20:26,371 Please don't forget the keys or I'll get in trouble! 1217 01:20:26,847 --> 01:20:28,982 I'm telling you not to worry. Bye... 1218 01:20:39,580 --> 01:20:42,165 Fifty, sixty... eighty... 1219 01:20:45,767 --> 01:20:48,159 eight and five... ... one hundred and fifteen. 1220 01:20:48,725 --> 01:20:49,780 Mario! 1221 01:20:53,432 --> 01:20:54,513 What do you want? 1222 01:20:58,565 --> 01:21:02,283 The saying goes "Only God knows if it'll turn out right or rotten." 1223 01:21:02,655 --> 01:21:03,723 So what? 1224 01:21:04,250 --> 01:21:07,894 Well if the rotten part happens, I beg you to look after my sister. 1225 01:21:09,767 --> 01:21:11,529 Respectfully, that is. 1226 01:21:12,121 --> 01:21:14,419 Well, if that's the case, I hope you get caught! 1227 01:21:19,708 --> 01:21:21,959 Fine, sure, don't worry. 1228 01:21:30,294 --> 01:21:32,062 Carmelina is locked inside... 1229 01:21:32,840 --> 01:21:35,122 I've installed one more lock. 1230 01:21:35,477 --> 01:21:36,544 Why? 1231 01:21:37,265 --> 01:21:39,631 Because of you... And I was wrong. 1232 01:21:40,930 --> 01:21:43,336 You're a good young man who loves his mother. 1233 01:21:44,184 --> 01:21:45,767 And you're right... 1234 01:21:46,821 --> 01:21:48,931 ...'cause we only have one! 1235 01:21:51,014 --> 01:21:52,469 Of course... 1236 01:22:01,582 --> 01:22:03,362 Popcorn, candy! 1237 01:22:19,027 --> 01:22:20,540 - Well? - No keys. 1238 01:22:20,660 --> 01:22:22,347 - Didn't you manage to get them? - No. 1239 01:22:22,486 --> 01:22:24,975 Damn him, he's joking... C'mon, take them out! 1240 01:22:25,510 --> 01:22:28,980 I'm not joking. she ran away suddenly... 1241 01:22:29,857 --> 01:22:32,112 She jumped on the tram and that was that. 1242 01:22:32,254 --> 01:22:33,948 - No keys. - Damn! 1243 01:22:34,860 --> 01:22:36,965 Listen here, you gotta tell me... 1244 01:22:37,085 --> 01:22:39,658 who told you to go about things scientifically! 1245 01:22:39,778 --> 01:22:44,019 What do you want? Who said we need keys? 1246 01:22:44,920 --> 01:22:47,942 Because you won't go ahead without the keys? 1247 01:22:48,264 --> 01:22:50,206 I'm sure you want the safe's keys too! 1248 01:22:50,579 --> 01:22:54,283 How'd we work it out, before that damned girl came? 1249 01:22:54,825 --> 01:22:58,451 - Coal bin... courtyard... window! - Window, right... 1250 01:22:58,593 --> 01:23:01,537 Fine, let's move it... Pliers! 1251 01:23:02,270 --> 01:23:04,032 - You Capanne'... - What? 1252 01:23:04,804 --> 01:23:08,457 You'll be on the look out. Let's go. Quick! 1253 01:23:41,935 --> 01:23:42,979 Ferribotte! 1254 01:23:50,066 --> 01:23:51,455 Gimme the suitcase! 1255 01:23:51,871 --> 01:23:54,944 Slide down... it's alright... there's a pile of coal. 1256 01:23:55,288 --> 01:23:57,165 Go... go easy! 1257 01:23:59,455 --> 01:24:01,319 Did you land on the coal? 1258 01:24:01,642 --> 01:24:04,162 What coal? It's sewage! 1259 01:24:07,532 --> 01:24:09,140 It stinks! 1260 01:24:10,503 --> 01:24:11,870 Easy! My arm! 1261 01:24:12,008 --> 01:24:14,040 You can't think about your arm right now! 1262 01:24:39,681 --> 01:24:42,027 I keep taking my hat off and on. 1263 01:24:55,725 --> 01:24:56,548 Ferribotte... 1264 01:24:58,651 --> 01:24:59,742 Gimme a hand! 1265 01:24:59,885 --> 01:25:01,462 I was drying myself off! 1266 01:25:15,508 --> 01:25:17,411 Bag, tools... 1267 01:25:23,367 --> 01:25:24,585 You idiot! 1268 01:25:24,705 --> 01:25:26,184 I thought it was locked. 1269 01:25:28,691 --> 01:25:29,811 Let's keep moving. 1270 01:25:31,483 --> 01:25:32,486 Quickly! 1271 01:25:42,761 --> 01:25:45,488 Lock it now. First one, go in! 1272 01:26:05,321 --> 01:26:06,712 - What's up! - I banged my arm. 1273 01:26:06,832 --> 01:26:08,093 - Quiet. - It hurts, no! 1274 01:26:08,626 --> 01:26:09,612 I told you to keep quiet! 1275 01:26:09,925 --> 01:26:10,877 C'mon...! 1276 01:26:11,764 --> 01:26:13,025 What a guy! 1277 01:26:23,095 --> 01:26:24,522 Go on, move! 1278 01:26:27,170 --> 01:26:28,150 Take it easy! 1279 01:26:28,270 --> 01:26:29,641 It wasn't me, you know! 1280 01:26:41,806 --> 01:26:43,211 C'mon, move it. 1281 01:26:51,808 --> 01:26:53,088 These were brand new! 1282 01:27:01,376 --> 01:27:03,031 - C'mon, c'mon! - Easy, easy. 1283 01:27:13,512 --> 01:27:14,192 Wait... 1284 01:27:14,822 --> 01:27:15,723 First one, 1285 01:27:16,213 --> 01:27:16,868 Go on, c'mon. 1286 01:27:32,950 --> 01:27:34,479 You're so heavy! Damn it! 1287 01:27:42,652 --> 01:27:43,515 Hurry up! 1288 01:27:49,953 --> 01:27:51,578 - Don't talk! - Ah, help me! 1289 01:27:51,720 --> 01:27:53,243 - Shut up! I told you to keep quiet! - Easy! 1290 01:27:53,363 --> 01:27:54,375 Quiet! 1291 01:27:55,987 --> 01:27:58,681 - Don't pull me this way! - Keep quiet! 1292 01:28:08,724 --> 01:28:09,621 First one go on... 1293 01:28:09,757 --> 01:28:11,018 Who's first anyway? 1294 01:28:12,424 --> 01:28:15,879 Anyone... let's go... follow him. 1295 01:28:36,186 --> 01:28:37,420 - I don't want to stay here. - Why not? 1296 01:28:37,563 --> 01:28:38,919 - Because I don't want to. - Isn't it comfortable? 1297 01:28:39,063 --> 01:28:41,828 - You haven't been honest with me! - ME? You haven't been honest with ME! 1298 01:28:41,963 --> 01:28:44,896 This isn't true. I was always honest with you. Ask Adelaide. 1299 01:28:45,031 --> 01:28:45,928 She's a good one to ask! 1300 01:28:46,064 --> 01:28:48,428 Why should I believe you but you won't believe her? 1301 01:28:48,565 --> 01:28:50,031 What are you saying!? You can't compare me with Adelaide. 1302 01:28:50,165 --> 01:28:51,859 What's wrong with Adelaide? 1303 01:28:51,998 --> 01:28:53,589 I don't like her, that's what's wrong. 1304 01:28:53,733 --> 01:28:54,892 And I don't like staying here. I've already told you! 1305 01:28:55,033 --> 01:28:56,866 - What's wrong with it? - Nothing, but I don't want to stay! 1306 01:28:56,999 --> 01:28:59,357 - Tell me why? - 'Cause you haven't been honest. 1307 01:28:59,500 --> 01:29:00,898 Because you've lied to me! 1308 01:29:01,034 --> 01:29:02,364 Yes! You're ducking so that you won't get hit! 1309 01:29:02,501 --> 01:29:04,865 Who's ducking! That's you and you know why! 1310 01:29:05,001 --> 01:29:06,695 No, I really don't know what you mean... 1311 01:29:06,836 --> 01:29:07,995 You know it very well! 1312 01:29:08,136 --> 01:29:10,329 C'mon, let's hear it! What do you know very well? 1313 01:29:10,470 --> 01:29:11,265 I don't feel like telling you! 1314 01:29:11,403 --> 01:29:13,165 Well suit yourself, but I won't stay here a minute longer. 1315 01:29:13,303 --> 01:29:14,292 - Why? - Because I don't want to. 1316 01:29:14,437 --> 01:29:15,460 Well, you said you would before! 1317 01:29:15,604 --> 01:29:16,797 And now you're touching me? 1318 01:29:16,938 --> 01:29:18,403 What did we come here for, then? 1319 01:29:18,537 --> 01:29:20,800 Because I was mistaken... I thought you were honest! 1320 01:29:20,938 --> 01:29:22,734 Tell me, when haven't I been honest with you? 1321 01:29:22,872 --> 01:29:23,838 You know it! You know it! 1322 01:29:23,972 --> 01:29:25,495 Well, you, you listen to that Adelaide. That's your problem. 1323 01:29:25,639 --> 01:29:26,832 I don't want to stay here, d'you hear me? 1324 01:29:26,973 --> 01:29:28,234 Answer me, though! Am I or am I not right when I'm saying 1325 01:29:28,372 --> 01:29:29,396 you listen too much to Adelaide? 1326 01:29:29,540 --> 01:29:31,369 That isn't true! I've always been honest with you. 1327 01:29:31,507 --> 01:29:32,700 The same here. You must believe me! 1328 01:29:32,841 --> 01:29:33,636 That's not true! I'm telling you! 1329 01:29:33,774 --> 01:29:35,070 Listen, I don't want to stay here! 1330 01:29:35,408 --> 01:29:36,772 - Tell me, tell me why? - I won't. 1331 01:29:36,908 --> 01:29:39,071 - You don't like it? - Yes, I do like it, but you're a liar. 1332 01:29:39,209 --> 01:29:40,835 Me? You lied to me first. 1333 01:29:40,975 --> 01:29:42,805 That's not true! I've always been honest with you! 1334 01:29:43,676 --> 01:29:45,506 - Right, I don't want to stay here! - Ah, won't you tell me why? 1335 01:29:45,643 --> 01:29:47,871 I don't know how else to tell you. You haven't been honest with me! 1336 01:29:48,010 --> 01:29:50,067 Here we go! When you don't know what to say, you tell me I am lying! 1337 01:29:50,211 --> 01:29:52,439 Because you are! Listen, I don't want to stay here anymore! 1338 01:29:52,578 --> 01:29:54,204 But first you said yes! see it's you, not me. 1339 01:30:05,714 --> 01:30:07,754 Ah! We're back on track... 1340 01:30:07,874 --> 01:30:08,826 Carry on. 1341 01:30:10,148 --> 01:30:11,231 It's slippery. 1342 01:30:12,659 --> 01:30:14,292 I won't make it! 1343 01:30:17,350 --> 01:30:19,407 Don't worry, trust me. 1344 01:30:21,851 --> 01:30:23,783 - We're going down here, it seems. - Quiet! 1345 01:30:28,736 --> 01:30:30,012 - What happened? - Keep quiet... 1346 01:30:31,064 --> 01:30:32,659 all of you quiet! 1347 01:30:42,859 --> 01:30:43,853 Here's the window. 1348 01:30:50,756 --> 01:30:51,846 Here we are boys. 1349 01:30:59,959 --> 01:31:01,611 - All ready to go? - Yes... yes... 1350 01:31:05,059 --> 01:31:06,155 Careful... 1351 01:31:19,541 --> 01:31:22,756 - The plun... the plun... - The plunger, I know. 1352 01:31:33,161 --> 01:31:36,145 Here, here... take it away, take it away. 1353 01:31:36,265 --> 01:31:39,161 - Slowly, you're cutting my hand. - Don't cut me, hear me? 1354 01:32:03,772 --> 01:32:04,802 Get down! 1355 01:32:04,938 --> 01:32:06,301 I'm exhausted. 1356 01:32:06,421 --> 01:32:09,564 When I think that girl nearly dropped us the keys... 1357 01:32:14,215 --> 01:32:15,013 Hold it... 1358 01:32:15,579 --> 01:32:16,635 Hold it! 1359 01:32:23,656 --> 01:32:25,367 Here. Here's the dining room. 1360 01:32:28,466 --> 01:32:31,032 - No, I'm wrong. - This is the dining room. 1361 01:32:31,707 --> 01:32:32,968 Strange... 1362 01:32:35,425 --> 01:32:38,271 Turn it on. Don't!... First shut the window. 1363 01:32:40,299 --> 01:32:41,405 This is the wall. 1364 01:32:41,791 --> 01:32:42,844 Let's move the furniture. 1365 01:32:46,564 --> 01:32:47,541 Help me. 1366 01:32:58,151 --> 01:33:00,517 Hey tap it quietly, or you'll wake the whole building. 1367 01:33:00,637 --> 01:33:02,447 I have to try it one way or the other! 1368 01:33:05,340 --> 01:33:07,142 - I'd try this way! - Yes! 1369 01:33:07,411 --> 01:33:09,774 Let's do it scientifically. 1370 01:33:14,275 --> 01:33:15,389 Go on! 1371 01:33:15,509 --> 01:33:16,487 Easy... 1372 01:33:20,020 --> 01:33:23,181 Oh, it's as soft as cheese. Oh, God! 1373 01:33:23,805 --> 01:33:27,161 - What are you doing? - We hit the water pipe! 1374 01:33:36,024 --> 01:33:37,490 The light, turn off the light! 1375 01:33:57,541 --> 01:33:58,720 Hello? 1376 01:33:58,840 --> 01:33:59,830 Hello? 1377 01:34:00,062 --> 01:34:01,515 Mrs. Ciarrocchi? 1378 01:34:02,171 --> 01:34:03,852 I'm Fernando the night porter... 1379 01:34:05,567 --> 01:34:07,714 No, nothing. Everything's fine here... 1380 01:34:09,335 --> 01:34:11,622 Yes, yes, the girl's left. 1381 01:34:12,743 --> 01:34:15,629 No, she didn't take anything... Yes, don't worry. 1382 01:34:16,662 --> 01:34:18,900 I've called you because you said to call you 1383 01:34:19,020 --> 01:34:23,197 As soon as the keys were returned, no matter what time... 1384 01:34:23,800 --> 01:34:26,244 So I called. Was I wrong? No. 1385 01:34:27,042 --> 01:34:28,019 Yes! 1386 01:34:28,611 --> 01:34:30,963 I have the keys, don't worry ma'am... 1387 01:34:31,441 --> 01:34:35,830 The cats? The cats are pretty filthy. 1388 01:34:37,267 --> 01:34:39,556 Well, a little filthy, there. 1389 01:34:39,929 --> 01:34:43,730 Yes, it's dropped one right now and run away. 1390 01:34:43,850 --> 01:34:46,155 I'm telling you, in the dining room. 1391 01:34:46,618 --> 01:34:48,535 Yes... just wait a second... 1392 01:34:48,655 --> 01:34:51,099 I'll grab it and I'll let it out... Right? 1393 01:34:58,465 --> 01:35:00,111 Damn you filthy beast! 1394 01:35:03,075 --> 01:35:04,540 Hello? Hello, ma'am? 1395 01:35:04,675 --> 01:35:06,141 Yes, yes, I got it... 1396 01:35:06,465 --> 01:35:08,755 The keys? No, they didn't bring them back right now... 1397 01:35:08,875 --> 01:35:12,345 They were brought back while l was waiting for my sister-in-law... 1398 01:35:12,885 --> 01:35:14,557 No, I didn't get them from Nicoletta. 1399 01:35:14,677 --> 01:35:17,972 I got them from a guy who said he was her fianc�! 1400 01:35:18,531 --> 01:35:22,008 Well... He was a tall guy... How tall? How would I know!? 1401 01:35:22,788 --> 01:35:26,707 Don't worry ma'am, right. see you soon. Take care! 1402 01:35:31,405 --> 01:35:34,401 You wretch, miserable wretch! 1403 01:35:34,521 --> 01:35:36,524 What? If we'd come in with the keys, 1404 01:35:36,644 --> 01:35:37,796 it wouldn't have been burglary 1405 01:35:37,916 --> 01:35:39,456 or aggravating circumstances. 1406 01:35:39,849 --> 01:35:41,728 You're so stupid! 1407 01:35:42,538 --> 01:35:44,714 You're such cretins! 1408 01:35:44,943 --> 01:35:46,549 Don't you know why I did it? 1409 01:35:49,972 --> 01:35:52,310 - It's my alibi. - Alibi? 1410 01:35:52,430 --> 01:35:57,214 Sure! The night porter saw me when I gave him the keys. 1411 01:35:57,334 --> 01:35:59,592 So I'm fine, right? 1412 01:35:59,901 --> 01:36:01,610 It couldn't have been me... And you're my friends! 1413 01:36:01,947 --> 01:36:04,236 Actually... I thought it was serious thinking... 1414 01:36:04,356 --> 01:36:07,247 Ah, you had your serious thinking, but you're telling us just now? 1415 01:36:07,367 --> 01:36:08,995 And we're so stupid as to believe you! 1416 01:36:09,115 --> 01:36:10,980 We're in the hands of a madman, we're... 1417 01:36:11,122 --> 01:36:12,827 - Captain Hook! - Quiet! 1418 01:36:13,213 --> 01:36:16,171 I see! You've fallen for the maid! 1419 01:36:16,673 --> 01:36:19,147 Me? Me? Don't listen to him, eh! 1420 01:36:19,463 --> 01:36:21,829 Tomorrow, as soon as we get the money, 1421 01:36:21,949 --> 01:36:24,106 we'll split and I'll never see her again! 1422 01:36:24,543 --> 01:36:26,755 Imagine, me... 1423 01:36:29,778 --> 01:36:30,769 Well, what if...? 1424 01:36:30,889 --> 01:36:32,890 There was no need for her to get involved. 1425 01:36:33,010 --> 01:36:36,718 What did I tell you? He risks our skin, for a... 1426 01:36:36,861 --> 01:36:39,054 Quiet, I have an iron fist you know! 1427 01:36:39,195 --> 01:36:41,855 - An iron brain too! - Stop it! Be serious! 1428 01:36:41,995 --> 01:36:43,901 What's the matter? You wanna screw up everything 1429 01:36:44,021 --> 01:36:46,261 for a dumb reason? Look! Do what you're told! 1430 01:36:46,589 --> 01:36:48,362 Help me. 1431 01:36:48,482 --> 01:36:50,550 C'mon you two! 1432 01:36:50,670 --> 01:36:52,587 The door's heavy you know! 1433 01:36:53,162 --> 01:36:54,895 C'mon, let's rest it there! 1434 01:36:56,994 --> 01:36:59,746 Did you pile up the books? Here, this is the last one. 1435 01:37:00,428 --> 01:37:03,952 Fine. Don't let go. The pan, who's got the pan? 1436 01:37:04,072 --> 01:37:07,358 I do. It's not like we're breaking the safe too, right? 1437 01:37:07,478 --> 01:37:09,625 I wish! Move more to your left, on the corner. 1438 01:37:10,473 --> 01:37:13,567 Ah, sweet safe! I wonder what you're holding! 1439 01:37:13,702 --> 01:37:15,191 - Who can say? - Quiet... 1440 01:37:16,943 --> 01:37:18,065 here we are! 1441 01:37:21,997 --> 01:37:22,964 I'm going. 1442 01:37:23,926 --> 01:37:25,933 There it goes... Hear the click? 1443 01:37:27,733 --> 01:37:29,600 - Is the wall holding? - Yes, yes, yes... 1444 01:37:29,720 --> 01:37:31,527 Good, good, it's giving way, there... 1445 01:37:32,942 --> 01:37:36,196 I'm not one of those guys that gets some dough... 1446 01:37:36,340 --> 01:37:40,500 squanders it, and ends up losing his shirt. 1447 01:37:42,871 --> 01:37:44,530 I'll get a little house with four rooms 1448 01:37:45,379 --> 01:37:48,183 and a bank account for the kid, so he can remember... 1449 01:37:48,466 --> 01:37:51,174 ...all the sacrifices his father's made for him... 1450 01:37:53,629 --> 01:37:57,208 And you know what I'll do? I'll get a beautiful mistress, see! 1451 01:37:57,590 --> 01:38:02,206 I'll give her a monthly allowance of 25,000 lira, perhaps 30. 1452 01:38:03,443 --> 01:38:05,437 But she pays for her food... 1453 01:38:12,524 --> 01:38:14,747 Here we go, it's giving way! 1454 01:38:17,218 --> 01:38:19,958 C'mon Capannelle...! 1455 01:38:20,704 --> 01:38:22,477 ...Instead of talking mistresses... 1456 01:38:22,616 --> 01:38:26,140 ...go get me a glass of water, I'm thirsty. 1457 01:38:28,035 --> 01:38:30,517 C'mon, Pe'! C'mon. 1458 01:38:51,791 --> 01:38:53,315 What are you doing there? 1459 01:38:53,592 --> 01:38:55,322 What are YOU doing there? 1460 01:38:55,560 --> 01:38:57,049 Heavens! 1461 01:38:58,788 --> 01:39:00,322 What has happened? 1462 01:39:06,570 --> 01:39:07,848 Move! 1463 01:39:09,965 --> 01:39:11,725 That's the wrong wall. 1464 01:39:17,027 --> 01:39:18,186 Damn it! 1465 01:39:20,075 --> 01:39:21,589 We really blew it! 1466 01:39:22,107 --> 01:39:25,022 Nicoletta told me they'd moved the furniture. 1467 01:39:25,142 --> 01:39:27,059 This was the dining room. 1468 01:39:29,297 --> 01:39:31,419 This is what happened to the Rosetta's cook. 1469 01:39:32,064 --> 01:39:34,133 What cook? What? 1470 01:39:34,905 --> 01:39:36,924 We know which one is the real wall, right? 1471 01:39:37,207 --> 01:39:39,226 We'll break it and we'll end up right... 1472 01:39:39,457 --> 01:39:40,679 - ...in jail. - Why? 1473 01:39:40,799 --> 01:39:42,493 What are you on about? 1474 01:39:42,632 --> 01:39:44,345 We need an hour and a quarter to make another hole, 1475 01:39:44,465 --> 01:39:46,460 when we're on the other side at least two hours 1476 01:39:46,600 --> 01:39:50,026 with the circular saw, look at the time... look at the time! 1477 01:39:51,056 --> 01:39:55,892 Well forget about it. See all this labour, 1478 01:39:56,012 --> 01:39:59,378 all this danger for nothing, fine. Understood? 1479 01:40:01,884 --> 01:40:03,100 Just see! 1480 01:40:04,638 --> 01:40:05,950 Good work, eh? 1481 01:40:06,070 --> 01:40:09,886 Good work yes, you see, a skilled job, right? 1482 01:40:10,006 --> 01:40:14,735 Scientific, that's what I'm saying, are we giving up now? 1483 01:40:14,855 --> 01:40:19,104 Understood? And if we sped up? The doors are already off, 1484 01:40:19,404 --> 01:40:22,640 I say we can make it, right? 1485 01:40:23,159 --> 01:40:24,404 What do you want? 1486 01:40:25,049 --> 01:40:27,237 - This is good. - Leave me alone, understood? 1487 01:40:27,893 --> 01:40:30,323 Impossible. We'll never make it... 1488 01:40:31,146 --> 01:40:33,975 Stealing is a serious profession you need serious people, 1489 01:40:34,109 --> 01:40:36,803 not people like you. All you can do at your best is work. 1490 01:40:37,217 --> 01:40:38,941 Working... I know... 1491 01:40:40,780 --> 01:40:42,173 But working is tiring. 1492 01:40:43,202 --> 01:40:44,514 This is really good. 1493 01:40:44,824 --> 01:40:46,843 - I don't want any, what is it? - Pasta and beans. 1494 01:40:47,088 --> 01:40:48,965 Well, I say, I got you all the way here. 1495 01:40:49,085 --> 01:40:51,010 If we had some mishap, am I to blame? 1496 01:40:51,718 --> 01:40:54,277 Everything was clear, all written down. 1497 01:40:54,397 --> 01:40:55,885 - Listen to me. - This is so good... 1498 01:40:56,005 --> 01:40:57,976 Best for you if you stop thinking. 1499 01:40:58,096 --> 01:41:00,510 You're strong... hand and shovel... 1500 01:41:00,630 --> 01:41:02,096 That's your style. 1501 01:41:03,449 --> 01:41:05,375 How do you open it? Damn it... 1502 01:41:05,495 --> 01:41:09,376 See, one of the burglars! Pull it this way... 1503 01:41:13,027 --> 01:41:14,978 There's ice too, look! 1504 01:41:15,433 --> 01:41:19,980 So, you say forget about it... We'll lose all the expense money too. 1505 01:41:20,732 --> 01:41:23,846 - There are four meat wraps. - Who are you blaming? 1506 01:41:26,231 --> 01:41:28,084 You know this is not bad! Good... 1507 01:41:28,204 --> 01:41:30,248 Sure, Nicoletta made it! 1508 01:41:30,514 --> 01:41:34,437 If we wanted to be really picky, it could do with an extra drop of oil. 1509 01:41:38,399 --> 01:41:42,508 - Honestly. Here, taste it. - No... I don't think so. 1510 01:41:42,875 --> 01:41:45,422 - I'll warm it up a little... - I like it this way. 1511 01:41:50,740 --> 01:41:51,739 Taste it... toss it down! 1512 01:41:51,859 --> 01:41:55,451 At home we say... "A saucy woman makes a good mistress... 1513 01:41:55,743 --> 01:41:58,290 ...a bland woman a good wife." 1514 01:41:59,152 --> 01:42:00,065 Understand? 1515 01:42:09,840 --> 01:42:11,355 I was really hungry. 1516 01:42:13,815 --> 01:42:14,869 Boys... 1517 01:42:15,345 --> 01:42:18,921 I'm afraid we've broken the gas pipe. It doesn't light. 1518 01:42:20,198 --> 01:42:23,324 Oh, God help us! St Rosalie! 1519 01:42:40,414 --> 01:42:42,394 Hey, this is my tram. 1520 01:42:42,845 --> 01:42:45,261 See you... I'm going to prison to pick up the kid. 1521 01:42:45,996 --> 01:42:47,065 See you... 1522 01:42:49,173 --> 01:42:51,097 Listen here, when will I see you? 1523 01:42:51,951 --> 01:42:52,774 Why? 1524 01:42:54,562 --> 01:42:56,992 The less we see each other, the better. Bye. 1525 01:42:59,102 --> 01:43:01,572 Actually, I've never known you! 1526 01:43:10,317 --> 01:43:11,757 I'm a veteran. 1527 01:43:25,081 --> 01:43:26,308 Let's go, c'mon! 1528 01:43:37,699 --> 01:43:40,904 - You... what are you doing now? - I'll wait for the 31. 1529 01:43:41,134 --> 01:43:42,211 Bye! 1530 01:43:56,181 --> 01:43:57,678 So, where are you going now? 1531 01:43:58,985 --> 01:44:00,114 Well... 1532 01:44:00,876 --> 01:44:03,872 Well, well, well, I understand! 1533 01:44:03,992 --> 01:44:06,328 That maid, she's cute you know. 1534 01:44:06,448 --> 01:44:10,637 Quit calling her maid, she's not going back to that... 1535 01:44:11,164 --> 01:44:13,095 She's too frail. 1536 01:44:13,852 --> 01:44:15,743 Here they come! Act cool. 1537 01:44:25,957 --> 01:44:28,446 Damn it Capannelle, stop that alarm! 1538 01:44:28,591 --> 01:44:32,388 Oh, God, it's the alarm! I can't stop it, it's not easy you know! 1539 01:44:34,972 --> 01:44:36,190 Let's turn around. 1540 01:44:48,617 --> 01:44:51,794 We've been out here two hours, won't you open up? We're fed up! 1541 01:44:56,463 --> 01:44:57,895 Get back in line with the others, c'mon. 1542 01:44:58,031 --> 01:45:02,930 Ah see! What are they distributing, winter provisions? 1543 01:45:03,265 --> 01:45:05,697 C'mon, you know very well they're calling out for work. 1544 01:45:06,006 --> 01:45:08,026 Work?... Let's split Capannelle!... Go... 1545 01:45:08,501 --> 01:45:11,497 Let me go... I'm not in this... 1546 01:45:12,099 --> 01:45:13,565 I'm just passing by! Let me go... 1547 01:45:18,430 --> 01:45:21,192 Let go of me, let me go. I'll leave on my own. Let go. 1548 01:45:24,835 --> 01:45:26,507 Dear God! 1549 01:45:29,645 --> 01:45:32,869 Look where I've ended up... with the workers! 1550 01:45:37,194 --> 01:45:40,345 Peppe, where are you going? Where? 1551 01:45:40,465 --> 01:45:41,934 I have to... 1552 01:45:41,935 --> 01:45:43,801 NO MORE VACANCIES 1553 01:45:45,027 --> 01:45:48,895 Peppe, they'll make you work, you know... 1554 01:46:00,896 --> 01:46:01,801 UNKNOWN THIEVES 1555 01:46:01,802 --> 01:46:04,010 bore a hole to steal pasta and beans. 1556 01:46:04,011 --> 01:46:05,394 The police are still investigating a strange burglary from last night. 1557 01:46:05,395 --> 01:46:09,015 A group of thieves broke into an apartment in Via delle Madonne, 1558 01:46:09,016 --> 01:46:11,661 through a window overlooking the... 1559 01:46:19,844 --> 01:46:22,674 Re-sync and edit by FatPlank for KG 118618