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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:09,351 Put Your Head on My Shoulders 2 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:36,149 Four score and 1145 years ago... 3 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:40,154 ...our forefathers' foreheads conceived a new nation. 4 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:45,560 This Presidents' Day, we honor the values my body fought and died for. 5 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:48,598 Values like this new Plymouth V'ger. 6 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:50,632 I'm Malfunctioning Eddie... 7 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:55,396 ...and I'm malfunctioning so badly, I'm giving these cars away! 8 00:00:55,680 --> 00:01:00,754 Let's go car shopping! My parents said if I got B's, they'd buy me a bar. 9 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,319 I got all C's! 10 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:05,956 Mind if I tag along? My ass needs servicing. 11 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:09,670 This says it could catch fire in a collision. 12 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:12,633 No wonder you're at the end of conga lines. 13 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:15,798 I'll get my coat. Let's go, Bender. 14 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:26,239 I'm Victor, and I know many things about the art of unloading fine cars... 15 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:28,078 ...on beautiful women. 16 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:31,478 Now tell us she's witty and sophisticated. 17 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:35,916 A gentleman always sells a lady a car first. 18 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:40,119 This is a Beta Romeo. Yes, the Beta Romeo. 19 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:45,554 Note the cross-your-heart seat belt. It protects, lifts and separates. 20 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:53,155 Spotted her when you walked in, huh? She's a beauty. 21 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:55,118 Yeah, beautiful coffee. 22 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:57,880 No, the Ford Thunder Cougar Falcon Bird! 23 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:01,511 Nothing makes you feel more like a man. 24 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:05,110 - How much do you want to spend? - I'm not buying. 25 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:09,518 I see you don't care if people question your sexual orientation. 26 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:12,712 I do, but I don't know how to make them stop! 27 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:15,229 Thunder Cougar Falcon Bird. 28 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:18,830 The seats are stuffed with eagle down... 29 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:22,157 ...the dash inlaid with beaks of eagles. 30 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:25,517 There are eagles under the floorboards. 31 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:30,595 - That's an awful lot of eagle. - Yes. And yet... 32 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:35,397 - What's wrong? - The luxury edition has more eagle. 33 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:40,031 - It's sad to think you're missing out. - Oh, don't be sad. 34 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:43,795 My parents are paying and they're incredibly rich. 35 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:58,717 I installed bumpers to reduce the risk of butt failure. 36 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:02,910 You, sir, have defaced a national treasure! 37 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:07,193 I demand you restore my buttocks to their former glory! 38 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:12,349 All right, but that ass is gonna blow, and when it does... 39 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:16,388 ...I pray you're not mooning someone you care about. 40 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:21,037 This car has everything a beautiful woman like me needs. 41 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:22,514 Victor said so. 42 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:26,558 No dog food for Victor tonight! 43 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:31,510 The sticker says $55,000. But we'll only go as high as, say... 44 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:33,557 Sixty thousand! 45 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:37,229 I'll have to ask my manager. 46 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:42,640 - You don't go above the sticker price. - I thought it was an auction. 47 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:49,598 - He is not too happy. - I'm sorry. Eighty thousand? 48 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:58,870 I'm terrible at parallel parking. 49 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:05,639 You're asking for a day off? Get out of my sight! 50 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:08,235 You're bogarting my patience. 51 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:10,318 Who were you yelling at? 52 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:15,714 I asked me for Valentine's Day off. I was in no mood for my shenanigans. 53 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:20,311 Valentine's Day's coming? I forgot to get a girlfriend again. 54 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:25,315 - Since we have no dates, we should... - You assume I can't get a date? 55 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,479 How about 8:00? 56 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:31,230 I'm taking my new car to Mercury. Wanna come? 57 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:35,758 - Okay. How's the weather? - The usual. Boiling lead, lava. 58 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:37,519 So, what? Shorts? 59 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:52,195 Boy, this a/c is incredible. I better turn on the heater too. 60 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:05,317 This heater is incredible! I better turn up the a/c some more. 61 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:09,636 - How about some icy margaritas? - Yeah! 62 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:19,759 - We're slowing down! - I'll hit the fuel guzzler! 63 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,510 Who wants Pop-Tarts? 64 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:40,513 It's okay. I have an emergency phone. 65 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:47,991 - What are you doing? - It's a videophone. 66 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:53,554 I'm in the Astro-Afro- Antarctico-Amerasian Auto Association. 67 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:55,034 Hello? Septuple A? 68 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:04,911 It'll be a couple hours. 69 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:08,351 Oh, I'm gonna get sweat on my sweat suit. 70 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:13,791 You're rich. How come you dress like you're doing your laundry? 71 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:17,755 My parents tell me to be more ladylike. As though. 72 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:22,830 My folks were always on me to wear underpants. What am I, the pope? 73 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:27,113 If you were, they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat"... 74 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:30,113 ...and "Put on your good vestments. " 75 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:36,551 It's nice to find someone I can talk to about stuff, and junk. 76 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:42,039 It's like we feel the same way about junk and stuff, or whatever. 77 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:03,990 - While they tow us, you wanna do it? - Yeah! 78 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:15,116 Which concludes the summary of the movie I saw. 79 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:17,151 - Any old business? - No. 80 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:19,476 - Any new business? - No. 81 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:21,512 - Anyone sleep together? - No. 82 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:23,193 - Yep. - Kind of. 83 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:26,674 - What? - Oh, my God! 84 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:32,159 - One thing led to another. - It led there again when we got home. 85 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:38,439 You snagged the perfect girlfriend. 86 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:42,150 Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics... 87 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:44,675 Bender, romance isn't about money. 88 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:49,909 It's coincidence that Zoidberg is desperately poor and miserably Ionely? 89 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:51,109 Please! 90 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:55,518 For your information, it's because he's hideous. 91 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:59,078 They go together like a lime and a coconut. 92 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:02,318 - Do I hear wedding bells? - What? No! 93 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:04,710 Really? Oh, dear. 94 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:10,708 You're both very lucky. I'd pay to end my miserable Ioneliness. 95 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:13,474 If I weren't so desperately poor. 96 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:16,672 People will pay good money for romance? 97 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:20,437 I have a scheme so deviously clever that I... 98 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:24,869 - $500 and time served. - Stupid anti-pimping laws. 99 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:26,752 Well, pay the man! 100 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:30,390 - Honey, we love you! - Shut up, baby, I know it! 101 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:39,948 Computer dating. Like pimping, but you rarely say "upside your head. " 102 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:45,872 - Why would anyone ask you for help? - Don't make me go upside your head! 103 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:52,073 Fry? Amy? Put your pants back on! I need a stapler! 104 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:55,519 If you disrupt the mating dance... 105 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:59,514 ...the male will maul us with his fearsome gonad. 106 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:02,917 It's working. They think we're making out. 107 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:07,272 - Why aren't we making out? - I don't know. 108 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:14,478 - Okay, Mister...? - Smith. Zapp Smith. Brannigan. 109 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:17,228 Check off what you look for in a mate. 110 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:22,116 Let's see. Oh, yes. Yes, definitely. 111 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:24,311 I'd like some of that. 112 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:28,030 I'll just have everything on the menu. 113 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:32,711 I'll run it through our high-speed Romance-A-Logical Datafier. 114 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:42,276 - Say hello to Miss Right. - Hello. 115 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:48,909 Wow, we're great kissers. 116 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:52,311 Hey, later you want to drive out to Europa? 117 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:55,114 We can picnic and spit at Jupiter. 118 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:58,551 I used to spit at stuff in the 20th century. 119 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:01,917 Cool how we think alike, and junk. 120 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:05,709 Yeah. You know, Fry, I like hanging out with you. 121 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:11,752 It was great. But now she's talking about hanging out. 122 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:16,516 She's getting way too serious. I'm not a one-woman man, Leela. 123 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:20,509 - You'll be back to zero soon. - She's smothering me. 124 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:24,030 - Hi. - You see? She's bothering me at work! 125 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:26,515 I do my job, there's Amy. 126 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:29,518 I go to the candy machine, there's Amy. 127 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:32,314 I sleep with Amy, there's Amy. 128 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:35,717 - I think you're overreacting. - Am I? Am I?! 129 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:40,750 Face it, I'm a prize catch. I'm pulling down delivery boy money. 130 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:45,556 - She has billions in a trust fund. - She wants a trophy husband. 131 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:49,037 Come to Europa with us. We can't be alone. 132 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:51,999 Ready for a picnic, just you and me? 133 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:55,909 You know who loves picnics with just you and me? 134 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:58,912 Dr. Zoidberg. 135 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:02,397 Did someone say something about a free meal? 136 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:14,155 I haven't eaten since Tuesday. 137 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:16,709 Bird eggs. Animal slices. 138 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,631 Dry woven reeds. 139 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:22,952 All gone. Can I drive? 140 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:27,358 No. Fry, you busy tomorrow? I got tickets to the ape fight. 141 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:31,155 We'll spend Valentine's Day together, isn't it enough? 142 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:34,876 Sure. What do you want to do for Valentine's Day? 143 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:38,197 - Now we're doing Valentine's Day? - You said... 144 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:41,790 We have to talk! Zoidberg, you drive! 145 00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:44,357 Pardon me. Excuse me. 146 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:48,429 I'll just turn the wheel to maximum fastness. 147 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:53,110 You know how you like chocolate but get tired of it... 148 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:55,715 ...when it always wants to hang out? 149 00:11:55,920 --> 00:12:00,038 - You don't like chocolate? - Can chocolate let me finish? 150 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:05,395 And the winner of the big car race is Hot Rod Zoidberg! 151 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:11,119 What I'm trying to say is, I think we should stop... 152 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:13,399 Here, you drive. 153 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:28,156 Fry? Are you all right? 154 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:32,279 My head's killing me. What happened? Was anyone hurt? 155 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:35,836 No, no, no. Of course not. Nobody but you. 156 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:39,117 Your body was badly damaged in the crash. 157 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:41,994 - How badly? - That's it over there. 158 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:47,793 I managed to keep your head alive with some quick surgery. 159 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:49,832 - Where is it? - There. 160 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:54,593 Looks like we'll be spending a lot more time together, Fry. 161 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:03,957 This always happens with office romances. 162 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:08,318 We'll have your body all fixed up in a few days. 163 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,078 Upsy-daisy. 164 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:15,512 I'll try not to interfere in your life. 165 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:19,076 - Fry? - Sorry. I guess I control that arm. 166 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:23,953 What'd you want to talk about, anyway? 167 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:29,149 Maybe we'd better talk in private. I'll meet you in the closet. 168 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:34,556 I like you as a friend. But we're spending too much time together. 169 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:38,958 - You're breaking up with me? - We should see other people. 170 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:42,909 I was really having fun. If that's how you feel. 171 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:44,997 I'm sorry, but it is. 172 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:51,389 If we're not seeing each other, can I get another date for Valentine's Day? 173 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:55,958 - Unless it would make you feel bad. - Hey, I can get a date too. 174 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,509 I can attract all sorts of women. 175 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:02,713 With my body, I think you'll only attract one sort of woman. 176 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:11,070 So, how's business? 177 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,878 Are you familiar with my friend Al Gore? 178 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:19,630 Losers get really desperate around Valentine's Day. 179 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:22,753 Yeah, it's pathetic, all right. 180 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,238 - How much? - Five hundred bucks. 181 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:29,919 - Done. - Brannigan okay? 182 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,315 - No! - Six hundred. 183 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:44,558 Leela? Can I talk to you for a minute in private? 184 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,074 No problem. 185 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:52,836 Amy made Valentine's plans with some goon... 186 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:55,548 ...and I'm gonna be stuck there. 187 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:58,308 Will you be my date? Please? 188 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:02,513 Too late, I'm sharing Valentine's with a special man. 189 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:04,199 Not Zapp Brannigan. 190 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:08,632 Then I have to do something so pitiful that I'm ashamed to tell. 191 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:10,911 - Bender's in his office. - Thanks. 192 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:18,315 I got your hookup. My fee's 500 bucks, but seeing how it's you... 193 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:20,476 ...I'll need it in advance. 194 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:25,915 Okay, we're done with the bra. 195 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:30,950 Why did you shave? Expecting something to happen with the date? 196 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:35,159 - None of your business. - And that's a lot of makeup. 197 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,868 - It's deodorant. - What does it do? 198 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:41,756 Come in, Gary. I'll just be another 20 minutes! 199 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,831 I'll be waiting! 200 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:46,156 20 minutes? You're ready now! 201 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:50,512 - It's good to make them wait a little. - Oh, God, it's true! 202 00:15:57,120 --> 00:16:00,192 - That dress looks great on you. - Thanks. 203 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,311 Where is she? 204 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:08,119 I must say, Amy, you're all made up. Just like Fry's date. Get it? 205 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:10,750 I've got a date. She's coming. 206 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:15,710 Fry, look who I found! It's Petunia, your dream girl! 207 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:18,793 How's them eats? Don't mind if I do. 208 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,949 - Kids will be hungry. - She seems old. 209 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:25,317 She's well-traveled. I don't mean she travels. 210 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:29,155 - Wheels fell off my house. - Rose? Five bucks. 211 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,628 I'll take one. 212 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:33,030 - Me too. - Eight bucks. 213 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:36,596 - You said... - Demand skyrocketed. You all saw it. 214 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:44,756 Leela, meet your future husband, Sal. 215 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,878 - Nice eyeball, Eyeball. - Nice ass, Ass. 216 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:51,550 Sparks! Buy her a rose, I promise she'll put out. 217 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:54,638 I'll take my chances. 218 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,031 - Cheers. - Cheers. 219 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:04,028 Tell me, you a good gambler? 220 00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:07,153 - Well, I... - What's your game? Bingo? Keno? 221 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,470 You don't have your own body! 222 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:12,320 - I control this arm. - Slots player? 223 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:16,593 - Sorry, but I can do better. - Wait! Come back, darling! 224 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:19,553 I gotta catch my bus back to Nutley. 225 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:22,473 I'd kiss you but I lost my teeth. 226 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:25,513 I'd love to take a whack at you... 227 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:30,032 ...but the 10: 15 to Nutley ain't going without me driving. 228 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:34,034 Excuse me, did you say " 10: 15 to Nutley"? 229 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:36,236 Why, yes I did. 230 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:48,111 Did you round up our dates at the bus station? 231 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:51,073 - Of course not. - Anybody else for Nutley? 232 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:56,792 Wait, you didn't show me your surprise! 233 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:03,158 - You know what I'd like to do... - Oh, jeez, get a room. 234 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:04,879 Maybe later. 235 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:09,195 I have an idea! Let's go out for ice cream. 236 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:12,950 I thought Amy could come to my place for coffee. 237 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,959 - I don't like coffee. - Neither do I. 238 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,116 I feel a little tipsy. 239 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,716 Let me pick up the check. 240 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:27,233 No! 241 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:37,152 That's it! I'm getting out of here! 242 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,356 If it isn't my favorite head on Amy's body: Fry! 243 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:50,433 - Oh, Leela. - We were just on our way out. 244 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:55,708 Nonsense. The evening's young. So, Gary, what do you do for a living? 245 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,434 Banking industry regulator. 246 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:03,919 Really? I heard that banking industry regulations are very simple. 247 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,679 That's not true. 248 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:11,079 Modern banking regulations are a product of five regulatory traditions. 249 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:14,756 - Six, if you want to get technical. - Oh, I do. 250 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:19,551 It began in 1410, when a number of noblemen convened with the... 251 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,153 Thank you. 252 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:27,556 There, good as new. Except your dorsal fin. 253 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,314 I couldn't find it after the crash. 254 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:33,313 - I'll live without it? - You call that living? 255 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:38,116 Why wouldn't you let me graft a laser cannon on your chest? 256 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:41,517 To crush those who disobey you. 257 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:44,558 I guess we're two different people. 258 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:49,834 Thanks for the ride, Amy. No hard feelings about your date, or stuff. 259 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,719 I had fun. If I ever feel Ionely... 260 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:56,833 ...I'll look at this disfiguring scar and think of you. 261 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:03,351 Anyway, it's nice to have my own body back. 262 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:10,714 How's the corpse? Hooked up okay? 263 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:14,037 Seems to be. My neck's just a little tender. 264 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:16,549 Cool! Ow! 265 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:19,633 Thanks for rescuing me last night. 266 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:22,514 Anytime. I enjoyed hanging out. 267 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:26,030 Everything worked out great, thanks to Bender. 268 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:29,556 It's not like you set us up with bad dates... 269 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:31,955 ...just so we'd be together. 270 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:35,312 Didn't I, Leela? Didn't I? 271 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:41,358 No! You just corralled some stiffs at the bus station and took our money. 272 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:46,668 True. But in the end, isn't that what Valentine's Day is all about? 273 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,473 - Yeah. - I guess so. 274 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,913 Watch the neck! 275 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,310 My ass! My beautiful... 276 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:35,989 Subtitles by SDI Media Group 277 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:37,149 [ENGLISH] 278 00:21:38,149 --> 00:21:48,149 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 22902

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