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A Head in the Polls
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NARRATOR: You're entering the vicinityof an area adjacent to a location.
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A place you might find a monsteror weird mirror.
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These are examples. It could be much better.
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Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
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Per your request, please find enclosedthe last man on earth.
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Finally, solitude.
I can read books for all eternity.
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It's not fair.
It's not fair!
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Wait, my eyes aren't that bad.
I can read the large print books.
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It's not...!
Well, lucky I can read braille.
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Hey, look, a weird mirror.
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Cursed by his own hubris.
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A debate's on!
Change the channel!
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That's what Fry said
when we turned on the debate.
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TV ANNOUNCER: C- Span 9 presents"The Thrill of Politics. "
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[SNORING]
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There are no car chases...
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...but one of these men will become
president of the world.
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So? We live in the United States.
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That's part of the world.
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I have been gone a long time.
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It's time someone
had the courage to say:
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"I'm against things everybody hates. "
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I respect my opponent.
He's a good man.
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But frankly, I agree with everything
he just said!
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These candidates sound like clones.
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Wait, they are clones!
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Even with identical DNA,
they differ on key issues.
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Your three-cent titanium tax
goes too far!
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Your three-cent titanium tax
doesn't go too far enough!
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If I were registered,
I'd send a message...
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...by staying home on election day,
dressed like a clown.
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- You're not registered?
- Not vaccinated, either.
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One vote never made a difference.
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The first robot president won
by exactly one vote.
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John Quincy Adding Machine.
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He enticed voters by pledging
not to go on a killing spree.
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But, like most, he promised
more than he could deliver.
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One vote can make a difference...
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...and even though it won't,
you're going to register.
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Yes, that's a capital idea!
Let's all go register.
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When did you care about voting?
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The very instant I became old.
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The problem is,
both parties give your tax dollars...
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...to the less fortunate.
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They get all the breaks!
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You could join a third party, maybe.
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Only weirdos and mutants
join third parties.
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I'd better keep an eye out
at the next meeting.
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- What's your party, Bender?
- I can't vote.
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- Because you're a robot?
- No, a felon.
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We favor huge subsidies
to the Brain Slug planet.
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Okay, but what are the Brain Slugs
gonna do for the working man?
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- Attach Brain Slugs to them.
- Sure, you say that now.
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Is it true you can make shirts
and rope out of hemp?
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Dave's not here, man.
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- I heard hemp makes great shampoo.
- It does?
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No way!
I gotta check out this brochure.
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What are you doing to protect my right
to bear doomsday devices?
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We'll get rid of the three-day
waiting period for mad scientists.
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Today, the mad scientist can't get
a doomsday device...
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...tomorrow, the mad grad student.
Where will it end?
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Amen! I don't go anywhere
without my mutated anthrax...
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...for duck hunting.
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Sure, humans are cute...
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...but how will we test cosmetics?
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I concur.
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Here's a party to get excited about.
Sign me up.
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Not with that attitude.
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- Okay, screw it.
- Welcome aboard, brother!
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- All right!
- You're out.
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I'm actually getting interested
in politics.
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[SNORING]
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With two weeks left, the question is...
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... who will bethe next president of Earth?
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Jack Johnson, or bitter rival, John Jackson?
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Terrific candidates, huh, Morbo?
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All humans are verminin the eyes of Morbo.
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Disaster struckon Saturn 's moon, Titan...
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... when a titanium mine collapsed, trapping 1 000 robot workers.
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Good lord!
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Without a quick response, the robots will die within 300 years.
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What rescue operations are planned?
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We'll pave over the area, then move on.
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The news senttitanium prices skyrocketing.
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- I'm rich!
- What do you mean?
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My body's 40 percent titanium.
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I'm finally richer than those
snooty ATMs.
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- Too bad you can't spend it.
- Oh, can't I?
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- No.
- Watch me, poor man.
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MAN:
Pleasure doing business with you.
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[BENDER LAUGHS]
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Game's over, losers.
I have all the money.
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Compare your lives to mine,
and then kill yourselves.
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Hey, get away!
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You get five dollars to not do
what you're thinking about.
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You just lost five dollars.
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Hey, buddy, little help?
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Thank you!
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Hello, peasants.
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What happened to you?
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Yeah, did you get a haircut?
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No, I sold my body!
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Sold your body?
Bender, I've been down that road.
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It's glamorous,
the parties are great...
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...but you'll spend every dollar
on jewelry and skintight pants.
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How are you gonna live without a body?
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Bodies are for hookers and fat people.
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All I need is a wad of
cash with a head.
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- Now you can pay off your loan shark.
- What's he gonna do, break my legs?
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This is the life.
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Another martini, please?
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Shaken, not stirred.
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Yeah!
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Put it all on black.
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Ooh! Ah! Ouch! Oh!
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21 red.
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I beg your pardon, 33 black.
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Yes!
The rich get richer!
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Strike!
In your face, Leela!
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Ow!
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Timber!
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Can I ride in your car?
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No, it looks like your neck stepped
in something.
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Oh, I'm sorry, that's just your body.
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Look me in the shins and say that!
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I've had it up to here
with this place.
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I'm off to hang out with classy heads
like me, who appreciate...
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...poetry, philosophy, hats.
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So long, coffin stuffers!
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Could one of you coffin stuffers
please carry me?
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Which group of heads is good enough
for me?
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What do you think, Fry? Fry?
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Hi, I'm Claudia Schiffer's head.
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I recognize you.
Didn't you have a body?
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Yeah, but it was holding me back.
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I just did the cover of
the Sports Illustrated Swim Cap Issue.
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Well, you're looking great.
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- I'd like to lose a few pounds.
- Couldn't hurt.
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Ah, U.S. presidents.
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Sturdy shelves, good security.
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This place has class.
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Hi, sugar. Legally, nothing I can do
counts as sex anymore.
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I apologize. He gets this way
around meaty-Iooking women.
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I remember you.
I was gonna vote for you.
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But voting isn't cool,
so I got trashed on Listerine.
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I've never felt voting is essential
to the process.
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No kidding, Ford.
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So the hooker-bot says,
"That's not my expansion slot"...
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...and my friend says,
"That's not my 25-pin connector! "
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Bender, thou robots
really cracketh me up.
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I like it here.
What's the rent for a jar?
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Sorry, we can't let every
Tom, Dick and Harry move in.
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No offense,
Jefferson, Nixon and Truman.
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How about the closet
of presidential losers?
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Bob Dole needs company.
LaRouche won't stop telling jokes.
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- Pass.
- What hath happened to your body?
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- I hocked it.
- Why wouldst thou do that?
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- Same reason you hocked your teeth.
- Ah, booze money.
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I remember my body:
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Flabby, pasty-skinned,
riddled with phlebitis.
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A good Republican body.
God, I loved it.
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I spent my teen years loving my body.
Of course, it was tough love...
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He opened relations with China.
He doesn't care about your ding-dong.
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Even if you miss your body,
being a head's great too?
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No, son.
It's a sad and Ionely life.
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Great!
Now you tell me.
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That's my style.
Kick them when they're down.
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Ones, zeros...
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...one, one, zero, zero, one...
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- Bender, what is it?
- What an awful dream.
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Ones and zeros everywhere!
And I thought I saw a two.
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It was just a dream.
There are no twos.
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I know what's wrong. My body loved me,
and I turned its back on it.
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Well, old friend, tie a yellow ribbon
round your neck. I'm coming home!
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You sold my body!
To who?
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I can't reveal that.
But I'll give you $50 for the kid.
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- My clothes are worth 50 bucks.
- Deal.
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How could I let this happen?
I can't go through life like this!
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- What about your self-destruct button?
- It's on my body!
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What am I gonna do?
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I can't stand to see a robot cry.
Let's watch TV.
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And so, ladies and gentlemen,
I'm throwing my head into the ring.
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I'm announcing my candidacy
for the Presidency of Earth!
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Sir, the Constitution states...
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...nobody can be elected president
more than twice.
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That's right, no "body. "
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But, as you can plainly see,
I've got a shiny new body.
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Bender, he's got your body!
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That double-crossing bastard!
How dare he run off with Nixon!
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- He must have bought your body.
- And that electric guitar.
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Remember
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What the Doormouse said
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Feed your head
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I'm meeting you halfway,
you stupid hippies.
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I am not a crook's head.
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Yeah, you are!
You stole my body.
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Fry, Leela, you gotta help me.
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Ordinarily I'd say no, and how
it's your fault for being an idiot.
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But when a robotic Nixon is loose,
we have to take action!
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Idiot.
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Morbo will introduce the candidates.
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Puny human number one.
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Puny human number two.
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And my good friend, Richard Nixon.
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Hello, Morbo.
How's the family?
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Belligerent and numerous.
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Good man.
Nixon's pro-war and pro-family.
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDS]
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First he steals my body,
now he's touching my stuff.
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We've got to find a way
to talk to him.
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Morbo demands an answer
to the following question:
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If you saw candy in the hands
of a small child...
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...would you seize and eat it?
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Unthinkable!
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Wouldn't think it!
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What about you, Mr. Nixon?
You are under a truth-o-scope.
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Uh, well, l, uh... .
The question is vague.
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You don't say what kind of candy,
whether anyone is watching... .
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I certainly wouldn't harm the child.
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You scored big points.
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What?
They ate me alive out there.
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But your body's message was,
"Look at my shiny new body. "
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You've got real charisma
from the neck down.
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Nixon with charisma?
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My God, I can rule the universe!
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Give my body back, you thief!
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Look here, you drugged-out communist.
I paid for this body...
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...and I'd no sooner return it
than I would my dog.
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Shut up!
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Please, we're appealing
to your sense of decency.
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Seriously, I'm never giving back
this body.
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Beat it! Or I'll get Cambodian
on your asses!
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It's hopeless. We might as well turn
in my head for the five-cent deposit.
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My best friend's not getting recycled!
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Not for five cents,
not for 500 cents.
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- I have a plan.
- I have a better plan.
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Why would Nixon stay here?
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You get a discount
if you've been here before.
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FRY:
Keep going. We're right behind you.
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00:16:55,213 --> 00:16:57,773
Whoa, mama.
Get a room, you two!
242
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MAN: We're in a room!
- Then lose some weight!
243
00:17:05,133 --> 00:17:07,772
[SNORING]
244
00:17:07,933 --> 00:17:12,723
Oh, yeah. You women's libbers
really know how to party.
245
00:17:13,213 --> 00:17:14,328
Pssst. There I am.
246
00:17:19,133 --> 00:17:24,127
Hey, Betty Friedan,
send a little of that lotion my way.
247
00:17:24,413 --> 00:17:26,369
Okay. Almost got it.
248
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:31,528
Steady. Steady.
Don't panic.
249
00:17:32,213 --> 00:17:33,692
Oooh!
250
00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:35,766
Uh-oh.
251
00:17:39,053 --> 00:17:40,884
What the...?
252
00:17:43,253 --> 00:17:47,451
- You shaggy peaceniks have some nerve.
- I want what's mine!
253
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:51,885
- Don't make me kick your neck.
- Bring it on, soup can.
254
00:17:56,173 --> 00:17:57,652
Break it up, you two!
255
00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:01,929
That's it!
You're going to jail!
256
00:18:02,133 --> 00:18:05,489
And I don't grant pardons
like that sissy, Ford.
257
00:18:05,773 --> 00:18:09,527
You won't pardon anyone,
because you won't get elected.
258
00:18:09,813 --> 00:18:13,089
The voters aren't pea-brained
idiots anymore.
259
00:18:13,373 --> 00:18:15,170
No? Listen here, missy.
260
00:18:15,453 --> 00:18:18,923
Computers may be twice as fast
as they were in 1 973...
261
00:18:19,173 --> 00:18:22,131
...but voters are as drunk
and stupid as ever!
262
00:18:22,413 --> 00:18:28,329
The only one who's changed is me.
I've become bitter and crazy.
263
00:18:28,533 --> 00:18:33,561
Once I'm in office, I'll sell our
children's organs to zoos for meat!
264
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:38,125
I'll go into people's houses at
night and wreck up the place!
265
00:18:39,893 --> 00:18:41,292
He lost my vote.
266
00:18:41,573 --> 00:18:43,928
One vote won't make a difference.
267
00:18:44,173 --> 00:18:49,372
Excuse me, while I inch myself over
to the phone and call the police.
268
00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:55,246
Not so fast, Nixon!
Are you familiar with audio tape?
269
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[TAPE REWINDS]
270
00:18:57,613 --> 00:19:00,047
Uh-oh.
I don't like where this is heading.
271
00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:04,724
I'll go into people's houses atnight and wreck up the place!
272
00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:08,169
I really sound like that?
273
00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:11,086
I thought I had a Clark Gable quality.
274
00:19:12,613 --> 00:19:15,286
We'll trade you the tape
for the body.
275
00:19:15,573 --> 00:19:19,088
Oh, expletive deleted!
You've got a deal.
276
00:19:19,373 --> 00:19:21,933
Hey, I've got one last thought.
277
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:31,166
It's good to be back
in one piece again...
278
00:19:31,413 --> 00:19:34,485
...except for these damn
bumper stickers.
279
00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:39,528
The sheer drama has driven turnoutto its highest level in centuries...
280
00:19:39,773 --> 00:19:40,762
... six percent!
281
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,766
Exit polls show evil underdogRichard Nixon...
282
00:19:44,013 --> 00:19:46,208
... trailing with zero votes.
283
00:19:46,493 --> 00:19:48,370
Yes, the system works!
284
00:19:48,653 --> 00:19:52,168
The time is 7:59,and the robot polls are opening.
285
00:19:52,413 --> 00:19:54,927
The robot vote is in. Nixon has won!
286
00:19:55,293 --> 00:19:56,567
- No!
- Get out of town!
287
00:19:56,773 --> 00:20:00,129
Why'd they vote for him,
now that he's just a head?
288
00:20:01,853 --> 00:20:05,528
I give you the next
president of Earth!
289
00:20:09,573 --> 00:20:11,165
Nixon's back!
290
00:20:11,733 --> 00:20:13,132
[CROWD CHEERS]
291
00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:17,050
I can't believe it.
He won by a single vote.
292
00:20:17,293 --> 00:20:20,444
It ain't my fault.
I'm a non-voting felon.
293
00:20:20,733 --> 00:20:23,167
It's not my fault.
I forgot to vote.
294
00:20:23,413 --> 00:20:26,689
Crud, I knew there was something
I meant to do today.
295
00:20:26,973 --> 00:20:30,932
Morbo congratulatesour gargantuan cyborg president.
296
00:20:31,173 --> 00:20:34,927
May death come quicklyto his enemies.
297
00:20:42,613 --> 00:20:46,526
Who's kicking who around now?
298
00:20:54,173 --> 00:20:55,925
Knock knock.
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