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ANNOUNCER: Futurama is brought to youby Glagnar's Human Rinds.
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It's a Bunch-a-Munch-a-Crunch-a-Humans!
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I Second That Emotion
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Somebody likes snouts.
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Is it me?
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[SINGS]
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Oh, my head! My precious head!
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Stupid can opener! You killed
my father and now you want me!
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- You all right, Bender?
- I guess so.
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But why do we keep this time bomb
around for that dumb animal?
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Don't yell at him.
You hurt his feelings.
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- Come on, pet him and make up.
- No.
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I said, pet him.
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I'll pet him.
I'll pet him with both hands!
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My ass! Get off! Get off!
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- Are you okay?
- Nothing a lawsuit won't cure.
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Not you.
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Oh, poor baby chipped a fang.
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I got a busted ass!
I don't see anyone kissing it!
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All right, I'm coming.
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Remember, Rover gets the pill,
and Pepper gets the suppository. Next!
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Ow!
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It's just a broken fang. Not serious.
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What's that? You have to put him down?
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No. Huh? What?
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Terrible shame. Shall I do the honors?
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No!
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- You about done?
- Next time, I'm keeping it.
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I have a replacement fang
for your pet in the next room.
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[CAT GROWLS]
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[GLASS SHATTERING]
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The jaguar wasn't helpful,
but he did knock one of my teeth out.
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Now, then.
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Ow.
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What are these rings
in Nibbler's fang?
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I'm woozy from a gazelle kick earlier,
but if he's like a tree...
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...the rings might indicate his age.
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Good luck. It'd take a genius
to count all those rings.
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He's 5.
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PROFESSOR:
Happy birthday, young Nibbler.
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Look how cuddly he looks
in his new cape.
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I'd be cuddly
if someone gave me a cape.
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Who's playing pin the tail
on the maggot?
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Me! Everyone watch how good I am!
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[BEEPING]
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Yay!
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And the crowd goes wild!
What prize do I get? Cash?
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Look at Nibbler.
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Oh, he's holding a spoon.
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- He's so talented.
- You call that talent?
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Gather around old Bender and get ready
for the show of a lifetime.
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[WHISTLES "THE GLOBETROTTERS"]
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Ta-dah. Eh... .
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- Now he's wearing a hat!
- Let's all sing "Happy Birthday"!
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What day is today?
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It's Nibbler's birthday
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What a day for a birthday
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Let's all have some cake
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And you smell like one too
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What about this?
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[WHISTLES "THE GLOBETROTTERS"]
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Bender, aren't you cooking
for this party?
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- Fine. We'll have rack of Nibbler!
- Just make a cake. And this time...
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...if someone jumps out of it,
put them in after it's cooked.
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So it's a cake you want, is it?
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I'll make you a cake
you'll never forget.
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[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
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That'll take care of those rats.
Now, to bake a cake so delicious...
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...they'll have no choice
but to love and worship me.
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[WHISTLES "THE GLOBETROTTERS"]
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[HUMS]
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BENDER: There! This'll teach those
filthy bastards who's lovable.
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Once I spell check it,
it'll be ready for my admiring public.
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No! Get away from there!
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[BELCHES]
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That's it.
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Happy birthday!
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Bender, what's going...?
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No!
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Can't you see I'm using the toilet?
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[CRIES]
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How could you flush Nibbler
down the toilet?
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Step one, I lifted the seat.
That was the first annoyance.
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Am I right, men?
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Aren't you upset at all? What if
I flushed Fry down the toilet?
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Only one way to find out.
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You have no sympathy for anyone!
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Sure I do!
Right now I feel sorry for you.
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- You do?
- Yeah. One cantaloupe-sized eye?
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You ain't winning
no beauty pageants, lady.
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And so we say goodbye
to our beloved pet, Nibbler...
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...who's gone to a place where l,
too, hope one day to go.
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The toilet.
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I wouldn't feel so bad...
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...if Bender just understood
the pain he caused me.
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[BENDER LAUGHS]
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Give it to me straight, doc. Don 't sugarcoat it.
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Your entire family died when a planepiloted by your fianc�e...
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... crashed into your uninsured home. And you have inoperable cancer.
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Bet you didn't expect that one!
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Does he not understand
humanoid emotion?
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I just wish Bender
could feel exactly how I feel.
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Through the miracle of science,
that can be done.
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Is this another experiment
that crosses a line...
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...man was not meant to cross?
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The official death tollin that tragic rocket crash...
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... has now been raised to 54,000.
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What the hell are you doing
with my head?
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- I need to tinker in it.
- Just use a potted plant like Fry!
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Quiet, you.
I'm installing an empathy chip.
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To allow Bender to feel emotions?
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Yes, if by "allow" you mean "force. "
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- Son of... Careful!
- Oh, dear.
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Oh, my. I got it. Who wants more?
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- Professor!
- Steady, now. There we go.
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Now I'll simply tune it
to Leela's emotional frequency.
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My God, I'm overcome with feelings.
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I'm experiencing
a powerful yearning...
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...to cram my gullet
with mackerel heads.
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That's me, baby.
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I feel I'm not as smart as Leela...
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...but I also feel relieved
that I'm cuter than her.
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- That's me.
- Thanks for covering.
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Now I miss Nibbler,
and I feel nosy and opinionated.
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- Bingo!
- It's her!
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Thanks. I'm happy Bender can
finally feel my pain.
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Happy. I like this feeling.
Don't revert to your usual mopey self.
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I'm not mopey. You shut up!
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Anger, huh?
How dare you make me feel anger...
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...you one-eyed jerk with a dead pet?
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Thanks for taking me out.
I'm now slightly less miserable.
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You know what'd cheer you up?
Getting a puppy!
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A puppy?
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Nibbler loved to eat puppies.
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- What's your problem?
- I miss Nibbler.
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- You do?
- Hell, no! It's Leela's feelings!
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Why can't she just drink herself happy
like a normal person?
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[GROWLS]
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- Jealousy. You think you're so hot!
- Wha...?
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You only get all the guys
because you dress like a tramp!
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They're responding to my personality!
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Armando and I are going to
the back seat of his car for coffee.
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- Will you be all right by yourself?
- Sure, I'm having a great time. Really!
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You two go enjoy yourselves.
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I'm so Ionely. I'm gonna go
eat a bucket of ice cream.
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A bucket of... .
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The spoon's in the foot powder!
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I'm at the end of my rope.
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I can't live another minute
without sweet Nibbler.
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Alligators can live
in sewers after you flush them.
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- Really?
- Yep.
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My friend's cousin's caseworker
saw one. It's a widely believed fact.
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Sewers... .
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Thinking, thinking, thinking.
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Hang on, Nibbler!
Uncle Bender's coming to save you!
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Damn, it's too small.
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What did those humans
design this for anyway?
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Ah-ha!
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Bender, one. Toilet, zero.
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See you on the other side!
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[KNOCKING]
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Bender? Bender?!
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Have you seen my sombrero?
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He flushed himself down the toilet?
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- Who's next?
- It's your fault.
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Your emotions made him feel bad.
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You're right. I feel terrible.
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Now you're making him feel worse!
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We better go down and find him.
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Are you crazy? There's mutants there!
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- They'll eat you alive!
- They're hideous!
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Mutants are just
a ridiculous urban myth.
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Don't be so sure.
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Many scientists believe humans
could mutate down there...
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...due to exposure to toxic waste,
radioactive runoff...
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...and good old American feces.
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God bless America.
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Phew.
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Ladies first.
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[SPLASHES]
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[SPUTTERS]
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Oh, and the aftertaste.
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- What?
- I burned my finger!
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- Check the guidebook.
- We're under Park Avenue. Ritzy!
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Just think. All this was probably
once a charity luncheon for the Met.
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[METAL CLANKS]
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Wait, what's that?
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Why did I throw out the manual?
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You didn't have to come down here.
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I know, but I just
missed Nibbler so much.
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- He was so cute.
- He was so sweet.
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This emotional display
is making me nauseous.
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Or maybe it's from that.
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Nibbler!
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Nibbler!
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It's no use. We'd better turn back.
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Which way, Fry?
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According to this map,
the only exit is through that pipe.
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It gets wider after a mile.
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- Idiot.
- Idiot.
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Okay, never mind.
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I'll just ask those people
for directions.
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[GROWLING]
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Mutants!
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Mutants! They're real!
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I'll take care of this!
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Back! Back!
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Thanks, handsome.
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- Don't worry, we're harmless.
- I have three arms!
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- I said, harmless not armless!
- Lay off him. He only has one ear.
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Shouldn't you eat my brain?
You're mutants!
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Mutants? Perhaps you are the mutants.
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Dwayne, have you looked
in a mirror lately?
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Welcome to our village.
It's not Paris...
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...but it has a charm
that I wouldn't trade for the world.
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- You do realize you live in a sewer.
- Perhaps your civilization...
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...is the sewer of an even greater
society above you.
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- No, we're on top.
- Daylight and everything.
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- It must be wonderful!
- Eh.
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We came down here to find our pet.
He was flushed down the toilet.
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If he was flushed,
he probably came through here.
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Everything always does. Follow me.
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All that is ours
came from your toilets.
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Over there is our aquarium.
This is our library.
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Just crumpled porn and Ayn Rand.
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Over here is our church.
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You guys worship
an unexploded nuclear bomb?
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Nobody's that observant.
It's mainly for Christmas and Easter.
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Nibbler!
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Come to Daddy, sweetie-ookums!
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Do alligators flushed down
toilets live here?
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That's an urban legend.
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- Then what are those?
- Crocodiles.
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They're our pets.
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When they grow too large,
we flush them into the sub-sewer.
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There's a race of sub-mutants there.
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Please! That's just
a sub-urban legend.
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Then I suppose you also
don't believe in El Chupakneebray.
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[GASPING]
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El Chupakneebray? What's that?
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Gather around for
the legend of El Chupakneebray.
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He creeps in the midnight hush
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Silent as a low-flow toilet flush
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But sooner or later
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He'll eat you wholeAnd half your alligator
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- Crocodile.
- Whatever.
247
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Our pet, Nibbler, loves
fresh crocodile.
248
00:16:37,373 --> 00:16:41,002
It's his favorite treat.
He must be El Chupakneebray.
249
00:16:41,213 --> 00:16:42,328
Hey, yeah!
250
00:16:42,533 --> 00:16:45,172
You unleashed
El Chupakneebray upon us?
251
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Then you are our sworn enemies!
252
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:54,166
He would never hurt people.
Let us help you capture him.
253
00:16:54,373 --> 00:16:59,128
Impossible. If legend's true, our
only hope is to give a snack-rifice!
254
00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:01,483
Yes, an unspoiled virgin.
255
00:17:01,693 --> 00:17:03,888
- I volunteer!
- Nice try, Leela...
256
00:17:04,093 --> 00:17:07,529
...but we've all seen
Zapp Brannigan's web page.
257
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[LAUGHS]
258
00:17:09,093 --> 00:17:11,527
Oh, I made myself feel bad.
259
00:17:11,733 --> 00:17:14,088
- She'll do.
- Chain her to the post!
260
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:17,723
And rip her shirt a little.
261
00:17:19,693 --> 00:17:23,925
Behold! When El Chupakneebray
comes for the, uh, "virgin"...
262
00:17:24,133 --> 00:17:26,693
...he will be snared
by this rope trap.
263
00:17:26,893 --> 00:17:29,965
El Chupakneebray comes soon.
It is nightfall.
264
00:17:30,173 --> 00:17:32,733
Nightfall? How can you tell down here?
265
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[SPLASHING]
266
00:17:34,173 --> 00:17:37,848
- The tide is coming in.
- Quiet. The beast approaches.
267
00:17:38,053 --> 00:17:41,204
[METAL CLANKING]
268
00:17:52,853 --> 00:17:55,845
Nibbler! Come here, precious.
269
00:17:56,053 --> 00:17:58,726
Look, everyone. It's El Chupakneebray.
270
00:17:58,933 --> 00:18:00,810
- That's not him.
- Say what?
271
00:18:01,053 --> 00:18:03,328
That's El Chupakneebray!
272
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I'll take care of this!
273
00:18:19,013 --> 00:18:21,527
- Do something!
- I'm too scared!
274
00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:24,850
Your fear is being
transmitted to Bender!
275
00:18:25,053 --> 00:18:27,692
If you care about Nibbler,
stop caring!
276
00:18:27,893 --> 00:18:30,248
I can't! I love all creatures!
277
00:18:30,453 --> 00:18:31,886
- Even me?
- As a friend.
278
00:18:32,093 --> 00:18:33,526
Damn.
279
00:18:33,893 --> 00:18:36,930
Listen to me.
I'm an expert at not caring.
280
00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:40,489
The secret is not giving
a rat's ass about anyone...
281
00:18:40,693 --> 00:18:43,571
...and only caring
about things that you want...
282
00:18:43,773 --> 00:18:46,890
...that you deserve,
that the world owes you!
283
00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:51,928
- Well, I could use a new tank top.
- Bigger! Bigger!
284
00:18:52,133 --> 00:18:56,968
A fashionable tank top! And
designer boots encrusted with jewels!
285
00:18:57,173 --> 00:18:59,926
You'll need some pants
to go with that!
286
00:19:00,133 --> 00:19:05,161
And I could afford it all if I didn't
have to feed that stupid Nibbler!
287
00:19:05,373 --> 00:19:08,251
Bender is back!
I'll save you, Nibbler!
288
00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:15,442
Ah.
289
00:19:17,693 --> 00:19:20,446
- He'll be killed!
- Know what else I could use?
290
00:19:20,653 --> 00:19:23,804
A weekend at a fancy spa.
And a Toblerone.
291
00:19:42,453 --> 00:19:43,681
You did it!
292
00:19:46,053 --> 00:19:49,170
- Let's have a tissue-tape parade!
BENDER: No, thanks.
293
00:19:51,093 --> 00:19:52,924
[SPLASHES]
294
00:19:55,813 --> 00:19:59,123
Gather around to hear
the legend of Bender.
295
00:19:59,373 --> 00:20:02,331
He came from above with a...
296
00:20:02,973 --> 00:20:06,852
It'll be ages before another
guitar string is flushed.
297
00:20:09,573 --> 00:20:13,009
- That's a disgusting story.
- All thanks to Bender.
298
00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:15,852
- I love you, Bender.
- I love you too.
299
00:20:16,053 --> 00:20:20,092
Get that stupid chip out of me
before I kill myself.
300
00:20:22,653 --> 00:20:26,965
You won't believe this,
but the empathy chip burned out.
301
00:20:27,173 --> 00:20:30,563
The emotion you felt for Nibbler
was your own!
302
00:20:30,773 --> 00:20:32,809
So Bender learned a lesson...
303
00:20:33,053 --> 00:20:37,251
...about respecting other people's
feelings after all.
304
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:41,526
No, I'm wrong. The chip was running
at triple capacity.
305
00:20:41,733 --> 00:20:46,523
And I still barely felt anything.
Good night, losers!
306
00:20:47,653 --> 00:20:50,292
Maybe Bender didn't learn from me...
307
00:20:50,493 --> 00:20:53,087
...but I learned something from him.
308
00:20:53,573 --> 00:20:55,165
So long, jerkwads!
309
00:20:55,373 --> 00:20:57,523
So long!
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