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What are you doing, loser?

Bro, get out of my room.

No, I want to hang out.

No.

I mean, fucking not.

Yeah, you're not doing anything.

I'm busy here.

Busy doing what?

You don't have any friends.

Stop. I guess I do have friends, fucking loser.

Come on, let's do something.

Like what?

I don't know, like, fucking...

Let's go to the mall.

Oh yeah, you want me to take you to the mall because you don't have a fucking

car.

Yeah.

Yeah, and just waste my gas, like, chilling.

I'll give you some money.

But you don't even have a job.

I... I got... Yeah, I make... I still make money.

Doing what?

Stuff you don't know about.

Oh.

My bad.

I'll...

Well, I mean like I'll give you like money like next week like but you could

food and stuff today I'm not taking you to the fucking mall, bro.

Figure it out.

Can one of your little boyfriends or whatever the fuck take you?

They're busy.

Would you be like a good stepsister? Like to be nice to me and like for once?

Bro, I don't have to be nice to you.

Come on. What are you not doing, even?

Aren't you bored? You're so annoying.

No, I was fine before you got here.

Come on.

Come on. Just put your feet on me.

Nasty.

Come on. I don't want to go to the fucking mall so you can do what? Creep

girls?

Weirdo.

You mean, like, make girls, like, pussies wet? Like, get their numbers?

And they'll probably be like, oh, can you have sex with me in the bathroom?

I'll be like... No, my little sister's here. We have to do it later.

Do you even like girls?

Because that statement that you just blurted out is, like, unbelievable.

There's no way you actually think that way.

I'm just... That's just what happens.

That's just what happens.

But, like, you're putting shorts.

What?

You look like dudes.

What? These are cool. These are expensive.

I didn't pay for them, but... Yeah, men that like other men.

I'm not gay. Why do you say shit like that? I'm not gay.

Whatever.

I've had, like, a couple girlfriends.

Okay.

And I had sex with them.

Oh, wow. You want a cookie?

Come on, we can do something else.

No, I don't want to.

I just want to watch my video in peace.

What are you watching?

Nothing.

Let me see.

No.

What are you doing?

I'm telepathically telling you to get out of my room.

Let me see. Let me see.

I'm your big brother. You have to show me what you're watching.

I don't care. I'm telling you.

What the fuck?

I've seen that video before.

It's a vlog.

No, I know what that video is.

It's porn.

No, it's a vlog.

It's like brother -sister porn, too.

Why are you watching that?

Oh, you're fucking weird.

I'm not weird.

What are you going to try to... You're going to try to have sex with me, you

fucking weirdo.

You're going to try to, like, assault me in the shower.

You wish, okay? I'm not trying to fuck you. It's just like a fantasy. I'm going

to tell mom we were watching incest porn.

It's so annoying.

I'm not watching incest porn. I'm just observing.

Yeah.

I didn't think girls watch porn.

We don't. Now get out of my room.

Go.

Stop it, Alex. I'm over it right now.

Come on, let's hang out.

No.

You don't want to hang out with me, but you want to just watch porn in your

room? Yes.

Actually, it's exactly what I want to do. Thank you.

That's... You're a loser.

You're a loser.

I don't even watch porn anymore.

I stopped.

Wow. Congrats.

It's bad. It's bad for you.

Oh, yeah.

Super.

Wait, but you look really... I like watch those videos sometimes.

Oh.

Do you like...

Why do you like those kind of videos?

I don't know. It's just like a fantasy.

It's just what I like right now.

But you... You wouldn't want to really do that, right?

With you, no.

Ew.

Why?

Because you're gross, though.

Yeah, but I'm not gay, though.

Okay, whatever.

I mean, I wouldn't deal with you because you're annoying and weird.

And I'm not, like, a sex pervert like that or whatever.

Like, you are probably.

Sure, whatever.

Are you done?

Yeah.

Can we hang out? No, why?

I want to hang out. Let's do something.

Just grab my boob.

No, I didn't. Yes, you did.

You're so

annoying.

I mean, like... What?

I'm just... If you wanted to do something like that, like...

I mean, I probably could.

Maybe.

Okay, whip your dick out.

What?

You said if we wanted to do something like that, you probably could.

So whip your dick out.

I didn't think like right now.

Do we have to go on like a date or something, right? Dude, I'm your sister.

What, you're gonna go out, take me on a date?

To the mall?

Yeah. Just put it on display?

I'm a gentleman.

But you, you're just fucking with me anyway, you're not.

No, you're just stalling.

Let's see it.

I'll do it. You think I won't do it?

No, I think you won't do it, and I think you like dudes, so... Fucking hell.

Stop saying that.

I'll do it. I'll do it right now. Look.

These shirts are cool.

Oh, yeah.

Look, I'll get them. Maybe they can be my shirt.

Well?

What do you think?

It was definitely a penis.

Thank God, I was trying to get confused.

It gets better.

Do you like it?

Eh.

It'll do, I guess.

Hmm.

You're a big part. I can tell you like it.

What do you mean?

I don't know.

This is like bad.

This is like crazy.

You wouldn't tell anybody about this, right?

Why would I want to tell anybody about this?

Oh yeah, I guess that's true.

You're so dumb.

Would you like... Would you want to put it in your mouth?

Sure.

My little sister, you're, like, actually really hot.

I know.

Oh, my God.

And your feet are, like, really nice,

too.

Also, you're foot -proof.

No, I'm just saying, like, they're nice.

Weirdo. You're both nice, too, over there.

You're a weirdo.

You're a weirdo, too.

Your balls are fucking huge.

Yeah.

Is that good?

I don't know. I don't have balls.

It's probably a good thing.

Pretty good at that.

Yeah, let's see how long it'll last.

I'm not gonna come.

Wait, it's cool if I come, right?

Dude, are you serious?

What?

No.

What's wrong with you?

Oh, well, you and I have, like, sex and stuff, right?

Sorry. Yeah, no, I can do that.

Shut up, bro.

I can't.

Okay. I'm not going to.

You want to have sex right now?

You have, like, condoms and stuff?

Bro, why are you such a fucking nerd? Just put it in.

Without condom?

Who cares?

Okay, geez.

I just normally have safe sex, is all I'm saying.

Whatever.

I'm not supposed to come inside, you're right.

Obviously not.

Okay, okay. No, I'm good, I'm good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

I'm sorry.

Oh, my God.

Are you gonna come? No.

I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.

Yeah, whatever.

Here, let me write you.

Boobies? Yeah.

What?

Just a dork.

Wow, they're actually, like, a lot nicer than I thought.

Those are just, like, pads and stuff, and they're kind of big.

Shut up. What? Okay.

Yeah.

you're a fucking weirdo it's not weird you're very nice

I can't come inside you, right?

Are you fucking insane?

No, okay, yeah, just checking.

Just calm my mouth or something.

Okay, your mouth?

Yeah.