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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:57,708 --> 00:01:00,875 Once upon a time, in a faraway land 2 00:01:00,958 --> 00:01:05,375 there lived an ailing king and his daughter, the princess. 3 00:01:06,541 --> 00:01:08,500 The king, who loved his daughter dearly 4 00:01:08,583 --> 00:01:11,583 brought in a new queen for her. 5 00:01:13,083 --> 00:01:14,541 And after some time 6 00:01:14,625 --> 00:01:18,916 when he died from his illness, the princess was heartbroken. 7 00:01:20,291 --> 00:01:24,708 The wicked queen kicked her out of the castle immediately. 8 00:01:26,375 --> 00:01:28,333 The princess wandered and got lost 9 00:01:28,416 --> 00:01:32,208 until she met seven dwarfs who were living deep in the forest. 10 00:01:34,958 --> 00:01:37,625 As she stayed with the dwarfs 11 00:01:37,708 --> 00:01:40,291 she began to feel that something was off. 12 00:01:41,708 --> 00:01:42,791 The dwarfs were… 13 00:01:42,875 --> 00:01:44,333 Daddy. 14 00:01:45,833 --> 00:01:47,083 Hi, Dan-bi. 15 00:01:47,166 --> 00:01:49,625 Is my precious daughter back from school? 16 00:01:49,708 --> 00:01:51,208 - Yup. - My cutie. 17 00:01:51,291 --> 00:01:52,208 So cute. 18 00:01:53,750 --> 00:01:54,833 What are you writing? 19 00:01:54,916 --> 00:01:57,916 I'm writing the fairy tale you love so much. 20 00:01:58,500 --> 00:01:59,666 When I grow up 21 00:01:59,750 --> 00:02:02,083 I'm gonna be a fairy tale writer like you. 22 00:02:02,166 --> 00:02:04,166 You want to become a fairy tale writer? 23 00:02:04,250 --> 00:02:06,125 I love it. That would be amazing. 24 00:02:06,208 --> 00:02:08,000 - I'm so happy I could die. - Daddy. 25 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:14,375 It would be so fun to write fairy tales with you, right? 26 00:02:23,666 --> 00:02:24,875 Before he passed away 27 00:02:24,958 --> 00:02:27,750 dad never found success with his stories 28 00:02:27,833 --> 00:02:30,958 but I decided to fulfill the dream that he couldn't achieve. 29 00:02:31,666 --> 00:02:34,625 I will definitely succeed as a fairy tale writer. 30 00:03:07,083 --> 00:03:09,083 Good morning, Thomas. 31 00:03:13,208 --> 00:03:16,000 Are you awake? 32 00:03:16,083 --> 00:03:17,833 Sleep well? 33 00:03:18,333 --> 00:03:20,666 Good morning, everybody. 34 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:24,625 The characters in Dad's fairy tales. 35 00:03:24,708 --> 00:03:27,541 These guys cheer me on no matter what I do. 36 00:03:32,375 --> 00:03:33,750 Remember what I told you? 37 00:03:33,833 --> 00:03:35,000 Don't be late on your first day. 38 00:03:35,083 --> 00:03:36,583 I'm getting ready to leave. 39 00:03:36,666 --> 00:03:38,708 Good, make sure to greet everyone properly. 40 00:03:38,791 --> 00:03:40,958 I worked hard to become a public servant 41 00:03:41,041 --> 00:03:41,958 so that I can focus 42 00:03:42,041 --> 00:03:43,208 on writing fairy tales. 43 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:45,208 Dan-bi, first impressions mean everything. 44 00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:47,000 I know, I gotta go. 45 00:03:47,083 --> 00:03:49,208 Wait, what's wrong with your face? 46 00:03:49,291 --> 00:03:51,083 Did you pull another all-nighter writing fairy tales? 47 00:03:51,166 --> 00:03:52,916 Of course not. 48 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,875 - Talk to you later, bye. - Hey. Wait. 49 00:03:56,583 --> 00:03:59,041 HA-NEUL 50 00:04:00,125 --> 00:04:01,000 Hello? 51 00:04:01,083 --> 00:04:04,416 Dan-bi, it's your first day at work so I'll give you a ride, come out. 52 00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:06,333 It's okay, I'll just ride my bike. 53 00:04:06,416 --> 00:04:07,250 CHILDREN'S LITERATURE CONTEST 54 00:04:07,333 --> 00:04:08,291 Hello? 55 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:13,500 Ha-neul is a publisher friend who is obsessed with fairy tales. 56 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,333 Dan-bi, can you grab my bag from the trunk? 57 00:04:19,416 --> 00:04:20,666 Uh, sure. 58 00:04:28,125 --> 00:04:29,583 CONGRATULATING DAN-BI'S FIRST DAY OF WORK 59 00:04:32,333 --> 00:04:33,791 Is he proposing to her? 60 00:04:39,375 --> 00:04:40,416 Flowers for you. 61 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:42,291 Congratulations on your first day. 62 00:04:42,375 --> 00:04:43,583 Huh? 63 00:04:43,666 --> 00:04:44,750 Wow! 64 00:04:45,333 --> 00:04:46,541 Thank you. 65 00:04:47,041 --> 00:04:49,916 It's a good strategy to have a stable job while writing. 66 00:04:50,833 --> 00:04:52,625 - You can do it, right? - Of course. 67 00:04:52,708 --> 00:04:54,041 I have to debut soon. 68 00:04:54,125 --> 00:04:56,416 A world-renowned fairy tale writer. Shall we go? 69 00:05:00,791 --> 00:05:03,250 MEDIA CENSORSHIP COMMISSION LEADS THE WAY 70 00:05:09,458 --> 00:05:12,166 Six years ago 71 00:05:12,250 --> 00:05:15,583 when I first came here, I was a raw 72 00:05:15,666 --> 00:05:16,958 energetic man brimming with vitality. 73 00:05:17,041 --> 00:05:19,750 But for six years, without any rotation duty 74 00:05:19,833 --> 00:05:23,500 every new recruit hasn't lasted a month 75 00:05:23,583 --> 00:05:28,208 in this heartless reality that destroys 76 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:31,791 every human dignity. 77 00:05:32,416 --> 00:05:33,916 I can't bear it any longer. 78 00:05:34,583 --> 00:05:35,708 With tears in my eyes 79 00:05:36,208 --> 00:05:38,166 I submit my resignation. 80 00:05:41,166 --> 00:05:42,458 RESIGNATION LETTER 81 00:05:43,833 --> 00:05:45,583 Deputy Kang, did you pull another all-nighter? 82 00:05:46,083 --> 00:05:48,166 You should sleep at home. 83 00:05:48,250 --> 00:05:51,541 I mean, your home is where you sleep. 84 00:05:51,625 --> 00:05:52,625 That's why you're so soft. 85 00:05:52,708 --> 00:05:54,833 - Did you go to the hospital? - Yes 86 00:05:54,916 --> 00:05:56,041 I'm about to go now. 87 00:05:56,125 --> 00:05:58,916 Are you protesting because I haven't rotated you yet? 88 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,541 Don't worry, we're getting a bright new recruit today. 89 00:06:03,666 --> 00:06:04,666 A new recruit? 90 00:06:05,166 --> 00:06:07,000 But I heard we wouldn't get one until next year. 91 00:06:07,083 --> 00:06:09,125 Since everyone keeps running away, I thought so too. 92 00:06:09,208 --> 00:06:11,125 But someone specifically requested to join our team. 93 00:06:11,208 --> 00:06:12,041 Seriously? 94 00:06:12,125 --> 00:06:14,750 Seriously, a position opened in planning. 95 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:15,833 You've always wanted to go there. 96 00:06:17,541 --> 00:06:18,375 Planning department? 97 00:06:18,458 --> 00:06:21,458 Survive three months and it's yours. 98 00:06:21,541 --> 00:06:25,041 So, make sure the fresh meat lasts three months. 99 00:06:26,125 --> 00:06:27,416 Planning. 100 00:06:28,625 --> 00:06:29,625 What's that? 101 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,333 Do I have dementia? 102 00:06:36,375 --> 00:06:37,458 PROGRAM OF THE MONTH 103 00:06:43,708 --> 00:06:45,250 YOUTH PROTECTION TEAM 3 104 00:06:50,916 --> 00:06:55,000 Good morning. I'm Yoon Dan-bi. I'll be starting here today. 105 00:06:55,625 --> 00:06:56,916 I look forward to working with you. 106 00:06:57,416 --> 00:06:59,291 LEADS THE WAY 107 00:06:59,375 --> 00:07:01,958 - What's with this lukewarm response? - Hello. 108 00:07:02,458 --> 00:07:03,625 Good morning. 109 00:07:04,125 --> 00:07:05,125 Yes. 110 00:07:05,708 --> 00:07:08,625 Hee-chul, who is she? 111 00:07:09,583 --> 00:07:11,458 Yoon Dan-bi. 112 00:07:14,041 --> 00:07:15,875 Oh man, that guy. 113 00:07:16,458 --> 00:07:17,583 What? 114 00:07:19,625 --> 00:07:21,333 Sorry, sorry, I'm sorry about that. 115 00:07:24,208 --> 00:07:25,208 Huh? 116 00:07:32,833 --> 00:07:34,041 What in the… 117 00:07:34,125 --> 00:07:36,541 - #2 is poking out. - I'll rewind. 118 00:07:36,625 --> 00:07:38,208 Dang it, you can see #2. 119 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:42,041 You call this censorship? You can see it all. 120 00:07:45,541 --> 00:07:47,541 What the heck is this place? 121 00:07:58,750 --> 00:07:59,583 Are you okay? 122 00:08:00,666 --> 00:08:02,375 MEDIA CENSORSHIP COMMISSION LEADS THE WAY 123 00:08:04,125 --> 00:08:05,708 Are you the new recruit? 124 00:08:08,041 --> 00:08:10,625 I think I've come to the wrong department. 125 00:08:10,708 --> 00:08:11,625 Sorry about that. 126 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:13,291 No, no, no. 127 00:08:13,375 --> 00:08:15,333 No doubt, you're in the right place. 128 00:08:15,416 --> 00:08:18,125 Welcome to the Youth Protection Team. I'm Han, the team leader. 129 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:20,875 Attention, everyone. 130 00:08:20,958 --> 00:08:23,458 The new recruit we've been waiting for has finally arrived. 131 00:08:24,625 --> 00:08:25,666 One moment. 132 00:08:25,750 --> 00:08:27,875 - This is the Youth Protection Team? - Yes. 133 00:08:27,958 --> 00:08:29,750 The jewel of Korea Communications Standards Commission. 134 00:08:29,833 --> 00:08:31,750 Protecting youth from harmful content. 135 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:35,250 - No way. - I totally get it. 136 00:08:35,333 --> 00:08:38,375 Don't worry, we rotate positions every two years, so take your time. 137 00:08:38,458 --> 00:08:40,083 So, who's going to train the rookie? 138 00:08:41,583 --> 00:08:43,083 I'll do it, Sir. 139 00:08:43,583 --> 00:08:44,791 Good. 140 00:08:44,875 --> 00:08:47,208 Go over the highlighted parts. 141 00:08:47,291 --> 00:08:50,125 But I'll give you a summary of the key points. 142 00:08:50,208 --> 00:08:51,041 Welcome. 143 00:08:51,541 --> 00:08:54,291 When we receive complaints about obscene content… 144 00:08:56,583 --> 00:08:57,416 Shit! 145 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:59,541 …It's okay. If you look at it 146 00:08:59,625 --> 00:09:00,666 from a different perspective, it's not so bad. 147 00:09:00,750 --> 00:09:02,791 It's the only reason humanity 148 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:04,833 has evolved and thrived. 149 00:09:04,916 --> 00:09:06,708 - You know, reproduction. - Right. 150 00:09:07,458 --> 00:09:10,166 See this site link and video? 151 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:12,208 Go ahead and skim through it. 152 00:09:12,291 --> 00:09:16,458 Then decide under telecom laws whether to take it down or just block it. 153 00:09:16,541 --> 00:09:19,375 It's simple, useful, and easy, right? 154 00:09:21,583 --> 00:09:23,083 Did you see #1 just now? 155 00:09:24,333 --> 00:09:25,250 What? 156 00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:27,333 That's what we call it here. 157 00:09:27,416 --> 00:09:29,750 We use "#1" for male genitalia. "#2" for female genitalia. 158 00:09:29,833 --> 00:09:30,666 "#3" for pubic hair. 159 00:09:30,750 --> 00:09:32,916 You saw #2 and #3, right? 160 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,291 {\an8}They were magnified a bit. 161 00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:38,625 - Yes - #1, #2, #3, no discomfort at all. 162 00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:41,458 It's the bare minimum of decency. 163 00:09:46,791 --> 00:09:47,625 Shit. 164 00:09:53,291 --> 00:09:54,291 By the way… 165 00:09:55,166 --> 00:09:56,833 are there any women here? 166 00:09:56,916 --> 00:09:58,500 There are, but she stepped out to get divorced. 167 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:00,125 Pardon? 168 00:10:00,625 --> 00:10:01,791 Did you sign the papers? 169 00:10:01,875 --> 00:10:03,333 I dunno. 170 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:05,708 Goddamn prick. 171 00:10:06,208 --> 00:10:08,208 He said I can't have custody because of this job. 172 00:10:08,291 --> 00:10:10,833 I even said I won't ask for child support. But he still refused. 173 00:10:10,916 --> 00:10:12,375 Bad for the kid's education or something. 174 00:10:12,458 --> 00:10:15,750 ScrewThatDipShitExcuseForAHuman, ThatLowLifePieceOfTrash. 175 00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:17,291 Who's this? 176 00:10:17,875 --> 00:10:19,833 Dan-bi, meet our team's ace. 177 00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:22,625 Hello, I'm Yoon Dan-bi. 178 00:10:23,208 --> 00:10:24,291 I'm Hong Jin-kyung. 179 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:28,041 She'll be in charge of monitoring illegal, harmful content. 180 00:10:31,125 --> 00:10:33,208 Wondering why you became a civil servant for this? 181 00:10:33,291 --> 00:10:36,125 Pardon? No, not at all. 182 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:40,208 Hee-chul has a panic disorder. 183 00:10:40,958 --> 00:10:42,750 Du-won goes to a fertility clinic. 184 00:10:42,833 --> 00:10:46,458 They watch 40-50 pornos a day. It's a wonder they're still functioning. 185 00:10:46,958 --> 00:10:48,166 And it's not just porn. 186 00:10:48,875 --> 00:10:51,875 Amputations, smut, horror. 187 00:10:52,541 --> 00:10:53,625 Jung-seok… 188 00:10:56,541 --> 00:10:57,958 …can't get it up. 189 00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,166 My dear Dan-bi. 190 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:10,541 How did it feel watching porn with a guy you just met? 191 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:13,291 Any special hiring spots there? 192 00:11:13,375 --> 00:11:14,625 This chick is perfect for it. 193 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:16,166 I'm not cut out to be a civil servant. 194 00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:18,333 That's not the point right now. 195 00:11:19,083 --> 00:11:22,333 How am I supposed to write fairy tales after watching that? 196 00:11:23,375 --> 00:11:25,083 I was finally getting into a writing flow. 197 00:11:25,166 --> 00:11:27,208 Hey. There's nothing… 198 00:11:28,458 --> 00:11:30,375 that gets you in the groove like porn. 199 00:11:31,166 --> 00:11:33,333 Yeah, she's got a point. 200 00:11:35,166 --> 00:11:36,375 Should I just quit? 201 00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:39,875 Are you nuts? For what? 202 00:11:39,958 --> 00:11:41,416 Humans are creatures of adaptation. 203 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:44,375 Yeah, you worked so hard to get in. Stick it out a bit. 204 00:11:44,875 --> 00:11:47,291 There's a chick here who has been waiting years 205 00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:48,666 for a contract renewal. 206 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,291 I'll whip you. 207 00:11:50,791 --> 00:11:52,333 I was promised a permanent spot. 208 00:11:52,416 --> 00:11:53,416 Sure, sure, sure. 209 00:11:53,916 --> 00:11:55,458 Alright, two years. 210 00:11:56,375 --> 00:11:58,333 - It'll go by fast, right? - I'm telling you, it will. 211 00:11:58,416 --> 00:12:01,208 - Yeah, it'll fly by, raise your glasses. - Cheers. 212 00:12:01,291 --> 00:12:03,000 - Cheers. - Cheers. 213 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,666 What do I tell Ha-neul? 214 00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:07,916 - Ha-neul? - The kid's book publisher. 215 00:12:08,541 --> 00:12:09,458 Delicious. 216 00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:13,708 This is amazing, what's it called? 217 00:12:13,791 --> 00:12:16,625 Orgasm! 218 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,000 Stop teasing me. 219 00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:20,416 It's good, right? 220 00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:29,458 COCKTAIL LOUNGE 221 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:30,750 What's up with her? 222 00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:34,875 Do they all look naked to you? 223 00:12:34,958 --> 00:12:36,375 Uh-huh. 224 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,291 Even me? 225 00:12:44,666 --> 00:12:45,500 She went full crazy. 226 00:12:45,583 --> 00:12:47,541 CHILDREN'S LITERATURE CONTEST 227 00:12:47,625 --> 00:12:50,208 Get off work at 6:00, eat by 8:00. 228 00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:51,125 SCHEDULE 229 00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:52,791 If I write for four hours every day… 230 00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:55,583 8 PM - 12 AM: WRITE FAIRY TALES. 231 00:12:55,666 --> 00:12:56,916 I just have to debut. 232 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,083 FAIRYTALE WRITING 233 00:12:58,166 --> 00:12:59,291 FAIRYTALE WRITING 234 00:12:59,375 --> 00:13:02,416 No, write one more hour. 235 00:13:08,166 --> 00:13:10,333 Dan-bi, you've got this. 236 00:13:10,416 --> 00:13:11,750 8 PM - 1 AM: WRITE FAIRY TALES. 237 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,000 Boss, a package came for you. 238 00:13:15,083 --> 00:13:16,875 - Package? - Yes. 239 00:13:16,958 --> 00:13:17,916 {\an8}Oh, my baby. 240 00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:23,875 A 1986 Porsche Carrera 241 00:13:23,958 --> 00:13:26,125 OEM side mirror. 242 00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:29,208 - Incredible, isn't it? - It sure is shiny. 243 00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:31,333 Boss, now's really not the time for this. 244 00:13:31,416 --> 00:13:34,041 Ms. Jin got snatched up by EroKing. 245 00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:38,583 EroKing? That guy used to work under me. 246 00:13:38,666 --> 00:13:39,791 He's a hottie, though. 247 00:13:39,875 --> 00:13:42,083 It's not just that. He's at the top of the industry. 248 00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:44,125 In just three years, he got investors. 249 00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:45,416 Hey! 250 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:48,916 Why would anyone invest in a trashy writer like him? 251 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,708 What a stupid nickname. 252 00:13:50,791 --> 00:13:52,416 He's the #1 ranked writer, 253 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:53,833 backed by investors. 254 00:13:57,958 --> 00:14:00,000 All done. Hands off. 255 00:14:00,083 --> 00:14:01,791 Sir, are you really okay? 256 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:04,375 Don't worry about it, okay? 257 00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:06,416 We've got our secret weapon. 258 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:09,458 Ms. Oh's Lady in the Rain. 259 00:14:09,541 --> 00:14:11,500 It's blowing up right now. 260 00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:12,750 What's its rank this week? 261 00:14:12,833 --> 00:14:14,500 Definitely in the top ten, right? 262 00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:16,583 - Ha? - No. 263 00:14:16,666 --> 00:14:19,041 Lady in the Rain just got a warning from the KCSC. 264 00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:21,416 Come on. 265 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:23,458 Looks like some civic group filed another complaint. 266 00:14:23,541 --> 00:14:24,416 Heh. 267 00:14:24,958 --> 00:14:26,333 How many times is this now? 268 00:14:26,416 --> 00:14:28,583 - Fourth time, fourth time. - Damn. 269 00:14:28,666 --> 00:14:31,208 If we change the sex scene to indoors… 270 00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:34,041 What? Indoors? In this economy? 271 00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:35,791 Broke ass impatient folks don't have sex indoors. 272 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:39,208 They do it outside. Am I right? Say it. 273 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:45,416 All this time I've been very patient with them, yeah? 274 00:14:45,916 --> 00:14:47,208 Shit. 275 00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:50,000 - Boss. - Shut up. 276 00:14:50,083 --> 00:14:52,458 Guarantee freedom of expression. 277 00:14:52,541 --> 00:14:54,458 Guarantee Freedom of Expression for Erotica. 278 00:14:54,541 --> 00:14:55,875 Free expression for erotica. 279 00:14:55,958 --> 00:14:58,041 Thank you. Thank you. 280 00:14:58,125 --> 00:14:59,750 Please show your support. 281 00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:03,708 Guarantee it, dammit. Guarantee it. 282 00:15:03,791 --> 00:15:05,708 Guarantee freedom of expression. 283 00:15:05,791 --> 00:15:06,875 Thank you. 284 00:15:07,625 --> 00:15:10,125 Guarantee freedom of expression. 285 00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:13,208 No. 286 00:15:13,958 --> 00:15:15,125 {\an8}No! 287 00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:16,250 Move! 288 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:17,875 FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION 289 00:15:26,666 --> 00:15:28,666 I'm okay. 290 00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:32,875 My baby… 291 00:15:35,958 --> 00:15:37,125 Oh, damn… 292 00:15:38,291 --> 00:15:42,125 Porsche 911 Carrera, air-cooled! 293 00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:43,083 GUARANTEE FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION 294 00:15:43,958 --> 00:15:46,208 My baby. 295 00:15:50,958 --> 00:15:52,250 Excuse me. 296 00:15:53,958 --> 00:15:57,333 How much will it cost? It looks really old. 297 00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:59,750 It's a rare classic, so 298 00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:02,166 with the panel work, paint, and the side mirror 299 00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:03,791 it'll be about $100,000 with OEM parts. 300 00:16:04,541 --> 00:16:05,708 What? 301 00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:07,750 $100,000? 302 00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:09,666 Yes, around there. 303 00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:11,166 Heh heh… 304 00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:12,291 Come on. 305 00:16:12,375 --> 00:16:13,750 You're pulling my leg. How can it cost $100,000? 306 00:16:13,833 --> 00:16:15,291 Excuse me. 307 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,625 This is a 1986 model. 308 00:16:17,708 --> 00:16:19,750 Porsche 911. 309 00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:22,083 It's been discontinued. You can't find parts in Korea. 310 00:16:22,666 --> 00:16:23,750 I have to import everything. 311 00:16:24,791 --> 00:16:26,125 No insurance? 312 00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:29,500 I ride a bike, what insurance could I have? 313 00:16:31,041 --> 00:16:31,916 Ugh… 314 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:34,458 Crap. 315 00:16:43,375 --> 00:16:44,916 Don't touch that. 316 00:16:45,583 --> 00:16:46,791 No touching. 317 00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:52,208 Why are these beat-up car so expensive? 318 00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:55,625 Crap. 319 00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:58,458 Has it already started? 320 00:16:58,541 --> 00:17:00,500 It's earlier than expected. 321 00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:02,333 Did you really think she'd be like us? 322 00:17:02,416 --> 00:17:03,958 The Millennials are built differently. 323 00:17:04,041 --> 00:17:06,583 We should ease her in gently. 324 00:17:11,916 --> 00:17:14,333 Boss, we're losing all our writers to EroKing, 325 00:17:14,416 --> 00:17:16,416 and Ms. Oh is the only one left. 326 00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:19,000 This isn't the time to be laughing. 327 00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:21,833 GET WELL SOON 328 00:17:24,583 --> 00:17:25,833 Are you okay? 329 00:17:27,875 --> 00:17:28,958 Where am I? 330 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,833 {\an8}Uh, I… 331 00:17:32,416 --> 00:17:33,916 Who? 332 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,000 How are you feeling? 333 00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:39,541 Right, I had an accident. 334 00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:42,833 This is why the day 335 00:17:42,916 --> 00:17:45,125 after a car accident is so crucial. 336 00:17:45,791 --> 00:17:48,291 My mouth feels so dry, I can't even eat porridge. 337 00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:51,041 This must be what chewing on sand is like. 338 00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:53,458 Oh dear, you haven't eaten anything? 339 00:17:53,541 --> 00:17:55,375 Boss, I brought you some pork feet. 340 00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:57,708 The Golden Pork Feet you mentioned are all sold out. 341 00:18:01,916 --> 00:18:02,958 I see. 342 00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:06,333 My baby Porsche 911 is gone too. 343 00:18:06,416 --> 00:18:08,750 What's the point of living? I should just eat the pork feet, 344 00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:11,791 - choke on a bone and end it all. - Eeh… 345 00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:13,750 That car was so beautiful. 346 00:18:13,833 --> 00:18:16,791 It was so elegant, and if you trust me with it 347 00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:18,375 I'll make it look as similar as… 348 00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:20,583 Not from the official garage, but on your own? 349 00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:22,750 Where would a civil servant even get the money? 350 00:18:22,833 --> 00:18:23,875 Exactly. 351 00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:28,041 Well, if you really don't have any money 352 00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:30,458 then maybe you should repay me in another way. 353 00:18:31,541 --> 00:18:34,250 - In another way? - I saw on your business card. 354 00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:36,416 You work at KCSC 355 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,875 in the Youth Protection Team. 356 00:18:38,958 --> 00:18:41,166 So, what could you do for me? 357 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,625 Come on, no way. 358 00:18:43,708 --> 00:18:47,833 Yeah, yes way. Our works keep getting complaints. 359 00:18:47,916 --> 00:18:48,958 It's driving me crazy. 360 00:18:49,041 --> 00:18:51,583 Can't you, you know, handle things and clear it up? 361 00:18:51,666 --> 00:18:52,958 Okay? 362 00:18:53,041 --> 00:18:54,583 But that's… 363 00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:56,750 That's illegal. 364 00:18:56,833 --> 00:18:58,166 You definitely shouldn't do that. 365 00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:00,000 Yo, Specs, did you contact my lawyer? 366 00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:02,166 One moment. 367 00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:04,541 So, what if I pay you in installments? 368 00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:05,708 30… 369 00:19:05,791 --> 00:19:07,250 years or so? 370 00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:08,583 I'll be dead by then. 371 00:19:09,208 --> 00:19:13,583 Or I can proofread for you. I actually majored in creative writing. 372 00:19:13,666 --> 00:19:14,666 Is that so? 373 00:19:15,958 --> 00:19:17,125 No, wait. 374 00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:19,041 Am I crazy to work on porn stories and crap? 375 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:20,375 "Porn stories and crap"? 376 00:19:20,958 --> 00:19:23,416 What I mean is, 377 00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,333 there are so many proper writings in the world. 378 00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:27,833 - Why that stuff? - "That stuff"? 379 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,125 Why don't you… 380 00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:33,500 use this opportunity to write… 381 00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:37,083 - more respectable stories? - So, you're saying 382 00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:40,666 the stuff we put out isn't respectable and it's something shameful? 383 00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:41,708 That's right. 384 00:19:41,791 --> 00:19:44,625 Those trashy porn stories, just having them around… 385 00:19:44,708 --> 00:19:46,791 I think the boss needs his rest. 386 00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:48,291 Visiting hours are almost over. 387 00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:49,791 - Wait, there are visiting hours? - Yes, there is now. 388 00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:51,666 Wait a minute. 389 00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:52,750 Did you hear that? 390 00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:54,625 She called it trash. 391 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,041 Jesus Christ. 392 00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:02,416 Let's eat pork feet. 393 00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:06,708 - So close. - Erotica does really well these days. 394 00:20:06,791 --> 00:20:07,833 Even my teachers read it. 395 00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:10,041 What's with you two? 396 00:20:10,541 --> 00:20:13,291 - Is adult romance illegal? - No, it's not. 397 00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:15,416 Or do you have $100,000? 398 00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:18,041 Does it look like I do? 399 00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:20,458 Then what will you do? 400 00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:22,250 You know the answer. 401 00:20:23,125 --> 00:20:24,000 Seriously. 402 00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:25,916 20 stories for $100,000. 403 00:20:26,416 --> 00:20:27,750 Maybe I should take up writing too. 404 00:20:27,833 --> 00:20:30,375 Things are so easy when it's not your problem, huh? 405 00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:34,208 How could I write something I've never written before? 406 00:20:34,291 --> 00:20:35,750 Then copy and paste. 407 00:20:36,708 --> 00:20:39,416 You've got plenty of references at your fingertips. 408 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,375 - Comes with the job. - Forget it. 409 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,666 - I've got my pride as a writer. - So high and mighty. 410 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:51,750 Don't change your mind later. 411 00:20:52,833 --> 00:20:53,666 Put it over there. 412 00:20:58,416 --> 00:20:59,541 You can go now. 413 00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:06,125 Are you serious about this? 414 00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:10,666 Serious? Like hell I am. 415 00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:14,166 You think she can write 20 stories? 416 00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:16,208 Does she think we're fools? 417 00:21:16,291 --> 00:21:18,833 Just wait and see. 418 00:21:18,916 --> 00:21:23,041 She'll come back crying, begging to do whatever I ask. 419 00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:25,208 HER LIPS 420 00:21:26,416 --> 00:21:28,041 HER CHEST 421 00:21:30,291 --> 00:21:31,250 HER BREASTS 422 00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:32,791 HER PANTIES 423 00:21:37,625 --> 00:21:41,125 Yeah. Pride doesn't pay the bills. 424 00:21:45,083 --> 00:21:48,875 {\an8}A love story with sex in it. 425 00:21:52,458 --> 00:21:54,375 Sex is a biological gender. 426 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,541 And in this context, gender refers… 427 00:21:59,166 --> 00:22:01,666 Write me a story, you fool. 428 00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:02,916 A story. 429 00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:06,041 Should I not use the word "sex"? 430 00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:09,875 {\an8}A love story through sexual relations. 431 00:22:10,375 --> 00:22:12,083 Natural reproductive methods. 432 00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:14,583 Mainly involving humans, while insects 433 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:17,333 and animals use the term "mating." 434 00:22:17,416 --> 00:22:18,541 Between sexes… 435 00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:22,833 Undressing, breast fondling, cunnilingus? 436 00:22:25,458 --> 00:22:26,375 "Cunnilingus". 437 00:22:27,208 --> 00:22:28,166 CUNNILINGUS 438 00:22:28,250 --> 00:22:30,458 A man or woman uses their mouth on female genitals. 439 00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:34,583 The Big O. A script that sounds like porn. 440 00:22:35,291 --> 00:22:36,958 SORRY, I CAN'T ASSIST WITH THAT REQUEST. 441 00:22:37,041 --> 00:22:42,041 The world's most erotic anecdote. 442 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,166 A true story. 443 00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:46,458 Just write a story, please. 444 00:22:46,541 --> 00:22:48,750 Goddammit. 445 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,208 MEDIA CENSOR 446 00:22:57,291 --> 00:22:58,333 SECRET TEMPTATION IN THE CLASSROOM 447 00:22:59,541 --> 00:23:00,708 PROF DRINKS AFTER CLASS? 448 00:23:02,166 --> 00:23:03,500 SHE STARTED MOANING TOO 449 00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:11,541 Just from her back, I can tell she's gonna quit. 450 00:23:11,625 --> 00:23:15,958 She's like me before my panic attack. 451 00:23:16,041 --> 00:23:17,875 SHE'S LIKE ME BEFORE MY PANIC ATTACK 452 00:23:18,458 --> 00:23:21,958 Nope, I bet my paycheck she'll stick it out. 453 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,875 How many times already? 454 00:23:24,958 --> 00:23:26,791 Poor Jung-seok. 455 00:23:26,875 --> 00:23:29,333 HOW MANY TIMES ALREADY? POOR JUNG-SEOK 456 00:23:29,416 --> 00:23:32,000 #DELICIOUSSUSHI #WANNAEATEVERYDAY 457 00:23:32,916 --> 00:23:36,666 I'll feed her what she wants, okay. 458 00:23:43,708 --> 00:23:44,708 OISHI 459 00:23:58,958 --> 00:24:02,041 EROTICA 460 00:24:02,125 --> 00:24:03,500 COPYING TO USB 461 00:24:04,708 --> 00:24:06,166 They're all the same anyway. 462 00:24:07,166 --> 00:24:08,791 I'll just piece them together. 463 00:24:10,041 --> 00:24:12,416 You know leaking material is prohibited, right? 464 00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:14,375 It's not leaking, it's ref… 465 00:24:17,250 --> 00:24:18,833 You scared me. 466 00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:21,250 You scared me more. 467 00:24:21,333 --> 00:24:22,458 $100,000? 468 00:24:23,416 --> 00:24:24,541 Yes. 469 00:24:25,125 --> 00:24:26,916 Can't you just let it go this once? 470 00:24:27,416 --> 00:24:30,583 Even so, do you realize what you've done? 471 00:24:30,666 --> 00:24:33,250 I know, I'm sorry. 472 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,583 Please let this slide just this once. 473 00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:37,708 I feel bad for you. 474 00:24:39,291 --> 00:24:42,750 Still, this is not right. 475 00:24:42,833 --> 00:24:43,750 Sir. 476 00:24:44,875 --> 00:24:46,458 Please, save me. 477 00:24:47,583 --> 00:24:51,208 If you let this slide, I'll do anything you ask. 478 00:24:51,291 --> 00:24:53,333 Anything. Please? 479 00:24:58,125 --> 00:24:59,291 Three months. 480 00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:02,791 I'll be watching you for the next three months. 481 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,000 You can't quit for at least three months, got it? 482 00:25:07,083 --> 00:25:08,125 Okay. 483 00:25:10,291 --> 00:25:11,333 But, 484 00:25:11,958 --> 00:25:13,333 why three months? 485 00:25:17,083 --> 00:25:20,250 If you don't want to, we can still call it off. 486 00:25:20,750 --> 00:25:21,875 Wait a minute. 487 00:25:21,958 --> 00:25:24,416 I'll do it. Who said I didn't want to? 488 00:25:28,291 --> 00:25:30,833 Let's do our best. 489 00:25:54,458 --> 00:25:56,333 MY SCHEDULE 490 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,416 EROTICA 491 00:26:20,291 --> 00:26:21,250 Daddy… 492 00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:27,875 She's definitely fishing. 493 00:26:28,875 --> 00:26:32,416 Who knows who might get turned on? 494 00:26:33,625 --> 00:26:35,916 A shaman's thick, hot pe… 495 00:26:39,333 --> 00:26:42,333 We use #1 for male genitalia, #2 for female genitalia. 496 00:26:42,416 --> 00:26:43,291 And #3 for pubic hair. 497 00:26:46,291 --> 00:26:47,958 {\an8}FIND: PENIS REPLACE: #1 498 00:26:49,083 --> 00:26:50,333 A SHAMAN'S THICK, HOT #1… 499 00:26:50,416 --> 00:26:56,125 Mu-young grabbed #1 and slowly inserted it 500 00:26:56,208 --> 00:26:58,208 into #2 beneath her skirt. 501 00:26:59,125 --> 00:26:59,958 Ka-tto! 502 00:27:00,041 --> 00:27:01,250 Whoa. 503 00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:05,666 You must be busy. 504 00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:07,041 How's the book coming along? 505 00:27:09,666 --> 00:27:11,083 HOW'S THE BOOK COMING ALONG? 506 00:27:11,166 --> 00:27:12,958 Good, can't wait to show you. 507 00:27:13,458 --> 00:27:16,125 What am I doing right now? Just copy it all. 508 00:27:17,125 --> 00:27:18,458 Everything. 509 00:27:19,250 --> 00:27:20,708 CTRL - C = COPY 510 00:27:20,791 --> 00:27:21,666 CTRL - V = PASTE 511 00:27:23,916 --> 00:27:25,750 CTRL - C - V = COPY - PASTE 512 00:27:55,166 --> 00:27:58,416 Even cutting and pasting is exhausting. 513 00:28:16,416 --> 00:28:18,666 Hey, what are you all doing? 514 00:28:19,250 --> 00:28:20,916 Stay away from each other. Stand up straight. 515 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,166 Straighten your legs. 516 00:28:24,625 --> 00:28:25,625 Christ! 517 00:28:26,458 --> 00:28:28,333 What? Plagiarism? 518 00:28:30,458 --> 00:28:32,458 Plagiarism. 519 00:28:32,541 --> 00:28:34,125 There's no such thing in erotica. 520 00:28:35,166 --> 00:28:36,166 Why wouldn't there be? 521 00:28:36,666 --> 00:28:38,750 Title, "The Moaning." 522 00:28:38,833 --> 00:28:41,583 "She's definitely fishing." 523 00:28:41,666 --> 00:28:43,208 "Who knows who might get turned on?" 524 00:28:43,291 --> 00:28:45,541 Didn't you take that from the film The Wailing? 525 00:28:45,625 --> 00:28:48,291 Right? Feeling guilty? 526 00:28:49,250 --> 00:28:50,583 Damn you. 527 00:28:51,083 --> 00:28:53,625 And it wasn't just one or two works, either. 528 00:28:53,708 --> 00:28:55,625 "The Silence of the Wife." 529 00:28:55,708 --> 00:28:57,791 "Guardians of the Erection." "Mission: Impossible Position." 530 00:28:57,875 --> 00:28:59,583 Are you kidding me? 531 00:28:59,666 --> 00:29:01,375 What's the deal with #1 and #2? 532 00:29:02,125 --> 00:29:05,041 I was supposed to replace those. 533 00:29:05,125 --> 00:29:08,833 Honestly, all erotica is the same. Who cares about plagiarism? 534 00:29:08,916 --> 00:29:10,125 They're all pervs. 535 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:11,958 I mean, 536 00:29:12,458 --> 00:29:15,125 don't they all want the same thing? 537 00:29:15,916 --> 00:29:17,208 - That thing? - "That thing"? 538 00:29:17,291 --> 00:29:19,166 Then why read erotica? 539 00:29:19,250 --> 00:29:21,416 They might as well just watch porn. 540 00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:23,750 This is still literature, after all. 541 00:29:23,833 --> 00:29:25,125 Adult literature. 542 00:29:26,333 --> 00:29:29,041 I didn't expect much from the start, to be honest. 543 00:29:29,125 --> 00:29:31,333 But damn, plagiarism too? 544 00:29:31,416 --> 00:29:33,583 And you still call yourself a writer? 545 00:29:34,250 --> 00:29:35,375 Aren't you ashamed? 546 00:29:45,041 --> 00:29:46,333 Ms. Yoon. 547 00:29:46,416 --> 00:29:47,666 Hello. 548 00:29:48,666 --> 00:29:50,000 Who… 549 00:29:51,166 --> 00:29:54,625 I'm Oh Ga-ram, we met last time at Mr. Hwang's hospital. 550 00:29:55,375 --> 00:29:56,750 Oh, hello. 551 00:29:56,833 --> 00:29:58,333 Good evening. 552 00:29:58,416 --> 00:30:00,791 SAEJEONG-I VILLAGE 553 00:30:00,875 --> 00:30:03,208 I love stories about love. 554 00:30:03,708 --> 00:30:05,750 That's why I enjoy adult romance stories. 555 00:30:06,375 --> 00:30:09,583 They include courtship, jealousy, and thrill. 556 00:30:10,083 --> 00:30:11,708 It's part of human nature. 557 00:30:12,333 --> 00:30:15,458 Stories about love. 558 00:30:16,666 --> 00:30:18,708 You'll do great. 559 00:30:22,083 --> 00:30:24,666 Can I see what you've written? 560 00:30:24,750 --> 00:30:26,125 Huh? 561 00:30:26,208 --> 00:30:27,375 {\an8}This. 562 00:30:28,083 --> 00:30:29,250 You know about these? 563 00:30:30,458 --> 00:30:32,875 - Dreams and… - Hope 564 00:30:32,958 --> 00:30:34,625 - Thoma Thoma. - Thoma Thoma. 565 00:30:36,916 --> 00:30:38,625 How do you know this? Almost no one knows about it. 566 00:30:38,708 --> 00:30:40,083 That's so amazing. 567 00:30:40,583 --> 00:30:42,041 I've read "The Adventures of Thomas" 568 00:30:42,125 --> 00:30:45,000 and all of this writer's series. 569 00:30:45,083 --> 00:30:48,291 I decided to become a writer thanks to him. 570 00:30:48,375 --> 00:30:50,000 - Really? - Yeah. 571 00:30:57,666 --> 00:30:59,291 That's really touching. 572 00:30:59,375 --> 00:31:02,541 A fairy tale-like thing happens to a fairy tale writer. 573 00:31:02,625 --> 00:31:03,458 I know. 574 00:31:04,041 --> 00:31:08,208 Isn't it surreal that someone still remembers Thomas? 575 00:31:08,291 --> 00:31:11,250 - Sure. - It's so beautiful, it brings tears. 576 00:31:11,333 --> 00:31:12,375 That's why 577 00:31:12,458 --> 00:31:15,625 I'm determined to succeed as a fairy tale writer. 578 00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:16,916 Super fired up. 579 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,500 And the erotica? Is it done? 580 00:31:21,708 --> 00:31:22,541 THEY KNEW EACH OTHER'S FEELINGS. 581 00:31:22,625 --> 00:31:24,250 MY NAME IS JUN-HO KWON. 582 00:31:24,333 --> 00:31:27,125 This is intense, but there's no buildup. 583 00:31:28,333 --> 00:31:31,000 Even for a copy-paste job, this lacks effort. 584 00:31:31,083 --> 00:31:33,083 They instantly go at it like animals? 585 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,625 You fucked someone as soon as you met him once. 586 00:31:35,708 --> 00:31:37,875 It was justified at the time. 587 00:31:39,208 --> 00:31:40,458 The vibe, the emotion. 588 00:31:41,666 --> 00:31:43,166 Ah, you gals wouldn't understand. 589 00:31:44,041 --> 00:31:45,916 Just write her stories. 590 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,416 She's probably been with at least 100 guys. 591 00:31:49,666 --> 00:31:50,500 Over 100? 592 00:31:51,875 --> 00:31:53,625 Definitely not 100. 593 00:31:55,291 --> 00:31:57,125 - Maybe? - Hey. 594 00:31:57,750 --> 00:32:00,000 Since we're at it, give her some freebies. 595 00:32:03,708 --> 00:32:04,750 You're the best. 596 00:32:06,833 --> 00:32:07,791 What do you need? 597 00:32:10,250 --> 00:32:11,625 You know, the most memorable… 598 00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:15,958 that thing in your life… 599 00:32:17,625 --> 00:32:18,666 Sex. 600 00:32:19,458 --> 00:32:20,625 Yes. 601 00:32:29,625 --> 00:32:33,541 I think I was a college freshman. 602 00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:44,625 The competition is coming up soon. So be careful not to get hurt. 603 00:33:01,083 --> 00:33:02,208 Let go! 604 00:33:02,708 --> 00:33:03,583 Repeat. 605 00:33:04,625 --> 00:33:06,750 Yes, do it again. 606 00:33:16,125 --> 00:33:17,375 Chae-young. 607 00:33:17,458 --> 00:33:18,375 Why did you come? 608 00:33:18,458 --> 00:33:20,500 - Here you go, great job. - Thanks. 609 00:33:20,583 --> 00:33:22,333 - Tired? - Not really. 610 00:33:22,416 --> 00:33:24,125 - You should rest in the shade. - It's okay. 611 00:33:25,583 --> 00:33:27,333 Good job, take a break with the others. 612 00:33:33,625 --> 00:33:35,250 Come on, that's enough! 613 00:33:35,333 --> 00:33:37,458 Wait a minute! Sorry. 614 00:33:37,541 --> 00:33:38,833 Hey, be patient. 615 00:33:38,916 --> 00:33:40,208 Chae-young, are you alright? 616 00:33:40,291 --> 00:33:41,458 Yeah, I'm fine. 617 00:33:41,541 --> 00:33:43,000 Hey, don't get shoved around. 618 00:33:44,625 --> 00:33:46,916 - Ugh! - Seriously 619 00:33:50,208 --> 00:33:51,500 Hey. 620 00:33:51,583 --> 00:33:53,750 Hey, this is too much! 621 00:33:53,833 --> 00:33:54,750 Ugh… 622 00:33:54,833 --> 00:33:56,083 - Sorry. - Uh... 623 00:34:01,333 --> 00:34:03,375 Ugh… ooooh… 624 00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:08,375 YOON DAN-BI 625 00:34:08,458 --> 00:34:09,916 Crap. 626 00:34:16,041 --> 00:34:18,083 - "Angry 12 Inch"? - Shit! 627 00:34:19,583 --> 00:34:21,625 - "Shit"? - I'm sorry. 628 00:34:22,375 --> 00:34:24,958 The reference is full of profanity. 629 00:34:26,791 --> 00:34:28,291 You startled me. 630 00:34:28,375 --> 00:34:30,375 But why does everyone swear during the climax? 631 00:34:30,458 --> 00:34:33,125 Because it feels good, I guess? 632 00:34:33,208 --> 00:34:35,500 If it feels good, why curse? 633 00:34:36,583 --> 00:34:37,875 Do you do that as well? 634 00:34:42,208 --> 00:34:43,125 Well, 635 00:34:43,208 --> 00:34:46,375 I hear only beginners do that. 636 00:34:46,458 --> 00:34:48,958 I'm usually on the receiving end. 637 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,041 So, you're experienced. 638 00:34:52,625 --> 00:34:53,791 Come on now. 639 00:34:53,875 --> 00:34:56,291 Then, as an expert, 640 00:34:56,375 --> 00:34:58,375 could you take a look at my writing? 641 00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:02,541 - Please. - I have to go. 642 00:35:02,625 --> 00:35:03,958 Just once. 643 00:35:07,166 --> 00:35:08,375 I'm getting off. 644 00:35:09,333 --> 00:35:10,791 Ugh! Ugh! 645 00:35:12,458 --> 00:35:14,166 - You okay? - Yeah. 646 00:35:15,416 --> 00:35:17,041 Oh. 647 00:35:17,666 --> 00:35:19,625 Shit. 648 00:35:19,708 --> 00:35:21,250 Hey, it's already full. 649 00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:27,833 Hey, don't push. 650 00:35:32,583 --> 00:35:34,041 Let go! 651 00:35:51,083 --> 00:35:52,500 - How is it? - What? 652 00:35:53,750 --> 00:35:54,625 Is it solid? 653 00:35:54,708 --> 00:35:56,625 Hah? What is? 654 00:35:56,708 --> 00:35:58,458 The story, is it solid? 655 00:35:59,750 --> 00:36:00,916 Oh. 656 00:36:01,666 --> 00:36:02,791 The story… 657 00:36:03,875 --> 00:36:06,083 I think it's okay now. By the way, 658 00:36:06,166 --> 00:36:08,458 you used #1, #2, and #3 659 00:36:08,541 --> 00:36:12,125 It was the bare minimum of decency. 660 00:36:16,375 --> 00:36:17,458 The story… 661 00:36:18,541 --> 00:36:20,000 is really interesting. 662 00:36:21,125 --> 00:36:22,041 Thank you. 663 00:36:23,416 --> 00:36:24,500 For what? 664 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,833 - It worked. - Pardon? 665 00:36:27,916 --> 00:36:28,875 What? 666 00:36:28,958 --> 00:36:30,750 You said something. 667 00:36:34,041 --> 00:36:35,166 I meant, the story works. 668 00:36:35,791 --> 00:36:39,708 I got drunk in your words which means, it worked. 669 00:36:39,791 --> 00:36:41,500 Soju, it's like 670 00:36:41,583 --> 00:36:43,416 a craving for soju at the bar next door. 671 00:36:44,291 --> 00:36:45,375 Is that so? 672 00:36:45,458 --> 00:36:48,000 Since you helped me, 673 00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:49,583 I'll treat you to soju. 674 00:36:49,666 --> 00:36:53,041 Since you're craving soju because of me, it's on me. 675 00:36:53,541 --> 00:36:56,083 You don't have to go that far. 676 00:36:56,625 --> 00:36:57,666 Aren't you coming? 677 00:36:57,750 --> 00:37:00,083 Ah, screw it, whatever. 678 00:37:05,833 --> 00:37:06,833 YOON DAN-BI 679 00:37:11,666 --> 00:37:14,250 - Aren't you Ms. Oh Ga-ram? - What? 680 00:37:14,750 --> 00:37:17,000 Hello, I'm the CEO of EroKing Corp. 681 00:37:17,083 --> 00:37:18,625 EroKing. 682 00:37:20,875 --> 00:37:22,125 - Cheers! - Cheers! 683 00:37:25,750 --> 00:37:27,625 Dan-bi, you should take it easy. 684 00:37:28,250 --> 00:37:29,750 It looks like you've already had a lot. 685 00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:34,458 It's just that my insides 686 00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:37,833 are completely burned out. 687 00:37:37,916 --> 00:37:40,375 Because of $100,000? 688 00:37:41,041 --> 00:37:43,000 Someone once told me 689 00:37:43,083 --> 00:37:47,541 that erotica and fairy tales aren't so different. 690 00:37:48,541 --> 00:37:49,708 Do you think so too? 691 00:37:53,125 --> 00:37:54,208 I'm not sure. 692 00:37:55,750 --> 00:37:58,041 But I found it quite enjoyable. 693 00:37:58,958 --> 00:38:00,583 Isn't that good enough? 694 00:38:03,625 --> 00:38:06,208 But in racing gear 695 00:38:07,125 --> 00:38:09,083 can you actually make it stand? 696 00:38:10,541 --> 00:38:12,291 It's super tight spandex though. 697 00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:15,625 Why not? It's fully up! 698 00:38:17,583 --> 00:38:19,500 No way, that's impossible. 699 00:38:19,583 --> 00:38:22,041 Why is that so impossible? It's fully erect! 700 00:38:23,291 --> 00:38:25,000 - Don't listen to that. - There are kids here. 701 00:38:25,083 --> 00:38:26,750 Don't you know what that is? 702 00:38:26,833 --> 00:38:28,833 - Super hard erection. - What's "erection"? 703 00:38:28,916 --> 00:38:30,000 You'll understand when you're older. 704 00:38:30,083 --> 00:38:32,416 - Super hard erection! - What is she even saying? 705 00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:35,916 - Dan-bi! - A real full erection can even make 706 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,750 this bottle stand up! 707 00:38:37,833 --> 00:38:39,625 If not, it's flaccid! 708 00:38:40,208 --> 00:38:41,416 - Dan-bi, I'm going home! - Super hard erection! 709 00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:43,166 You stay here, I have to go! 710 00:38:43,250 --> 00:38:45,625 Keep the change, thank you! 711 00:38:45,708 --> 00:38:47,416 - Super hard erection! - Get home safely, I had fun. 712 00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:48,416 - I had fun. - Super hard erection! 713 00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:51,166 Super hard erection! Erection! 714 00:38:55,791 --> 00:38:57,041 That feels refreshing. 715 00:39:06,291 --> 00:39:10,250 A real full erection can even raise this glass bottle! 716 00:39:10,333 --> 00:39:12,375 If not, it's flaccid! 717 00:39:15,541 --> 00:39:16,958 Come on. 718 00:39:19,958 --> 00:39:21,750 Ridiculous. 719 00:39:33,958 --> 00:39:34,916 Okay! 720 00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:22,791 Oh… 721 00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:26,333 Bebe! 722 00:40:37,666 --> 00:40:39,208 Oh! 723 00:40:43,833 --> 00:40:44,750 No! 724 00:40:48,375 --> 00:40:49,208 ELEVATOR 725 00:40:49,291 --> 00:40:50,666 Climaxing in an elevator? 726 00:40:50,750 --> 00:40:52,666 How childish. 727 00:40:53,166 --> 00:40:56,625 Hey, can that really happen? 728 00:40:57,750 --> 00:40:59,375 What about you? 729 00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:01,791 - It worked for me. - Yeah? 730 00:41:03,833 --> 00:41:05,166 That actually works? 731 00:41:05,250 --> 00:41:07,916 - Should we turn it down again? - Don't. 732 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,041 We haven't seen Oh for a few days now. 733 00:41:10,750 --> 00:41:12,041 Did something happen? 734 00:41:12,125 --> 00:41:14,625 Hey, quick, give her a call! 735 00:41:15,291 --> 00:41:17,458 She's suddenly unreachable? 736 00:41:18,875 --> 00:41:19,750 SIR, I SHOULD REALLY BE TELLING YOU THIS IN PERSON 737 00:41:19,833 --> 00:41:22,916 Sir, I should really be telling you this in person 738 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,708 but I'm too ashamed to do that. 739 00:41:24,791 --> 00:41:28,041 I'll never forget everything you taught me 740 00:41:28,125 --> 00:41:29,458 despite my shortcomings. 741 00:41:29,541 --> 00:41:30,916 She deposited the contract cancellation penalty. 742 00:41:33,875 --> 00:41:35,458 That bastard strikes again! 743 00:41:39,875 --> 00:41:41,458 GEEZER 744 00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:43,625 Moron. 745 00:41:47,125 --> 00:41:49,000 - Welcome. - Hi. 746 00:41:49,583 --> 00:41:52,041 Despite employing such an excellent writer 747 00:41:52,125 --> 00:41:54,666 Mr. Hwang treated you so poorly, making you so thin. 748 00:41:54,750 --> 00:41:57,333 He's too much, don't you think? 749 00:41:58,333 --> 00:42:01,833 This is made with beans, please try it. 750 00:42:09,458 --> 00:42:10,458 It's so delicious. 751 00:42:10,541 --> 00:42:15,166 Amazing things will happen in your life from now on. 752 00:42:17,958 --> 00:42:22,458 Why are you on bad terms with Mr. Hwang? 753 00:42:22,541 --> 00:42:25,250 I heard you originally trained for your debut under him. 754 00:42:26,458 --> 00:42:28,916 We had some differing views on erotica. 755 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,041 Erotica should awaken human instincts and desires. 756 00:42:32,125 --> 00:42:34,541 And bring joy and pleasure to the masses. 757 00:42:34,625 --> 00:42:36,708 Isn't that what adult romance is all about? 758 00:42:39,833 --> 00:42:41,958 This is my personal gym. 759 00:42:44,541 --> 00:42:46,291 This is a lat pulldown machine 760 00:42:46,375 --> 00:42:48,291 used for working out the upper back. 761 00:42:48,375 --> 00:42:50,458 Want to give it a try? I'll help with your posture. 762 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,041 Should I? 763 00:42:53,125 --> 00:42:54,291 Hold onto this. 764 00:42:55,041 --> 00:42:55,875 And sit down. 765 00:42:57,833 --> 00:43:01,166 Just pull, but focus on using your back. 766 00:43:01,250 --> 00:43:02,208 Go ahead and pull. 767 00:43:04,125 --> 00:43:05,875 Push your back in like this. 768 00:43:06,791 --> 00:43:07,916 Once more. 769 00:43:08,416 --> 00:43:09,833 Push your chest out. 770 00:43:10,708 --> 00:43:11,625 You're doing well. 771 00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:13,875 One more time. 772 00:43:16,958 --> 00:43:18,125 One second. 773 00:43:18,958 --> 00:43:19,875 It's getting a bit hot. 774 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,041 Sir… 775 00:43:26,541 --> 00:43:28,541 - Next time… - It's okay. 776 00:43:28,625 --> 00:43:31,041 Bad posture can cause injuries, so let me spot you. 777 00:43:31,125 --> 00:43:32,250 Go ahead, grab it. 778 00:43:33,041 --> 00:43:34,083 Good. 779 00:43:37,458 --> 00:43:38,500 That's it. 780 00:43:50,958 --> 00:43:52,250 Can I kiss you? 781 00:43:53,541 --> 00:43:55,291 You already did though. 782 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,125 Wait a minute. 783 00:44:06,083 --> 00:44:07,250 Sorry. 784 00:44:41,375 --> 00:44:42,958 So, who did you do it with? 785 00:44:43,041 --> 00:44:44,583 Your boyfriend? The other guy? 786 00:44:45,083 --> 00:44:47,166 Obviously. Here we go. 787 00:44:49,666 --> 00:44:50,666 Obviously, what? 788 00:44:51,625 --> 00:44:52,875 Both of them. 789 00:44:53,666 --> 00:44:57,208 - You are incredible! - Then who did you do it with first? 790 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,041 - Both at once. - What? 791 00:45:00,666 --> 00:45:01,458 A threesome? 792 00:45:02,083 --> 00:45:04,708 You had a threesome? In Korea? 793 00:45:04,791 --> 00:45:05,916 Was it consensual? 794 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,416 Can you tell everyone in the world? 795 00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:10,083 Let's go as princesses. 796 00:45:11,250 --> 00:45:12,666 You need to put some lipstick on. 797 00:45:12,750 --> 00:45:13,833 I don't have any. 798 00:45:14,791 --> 00:45:16,083 Let me borrow this. 799 00:45:17,791 --> 00:45:18,791 This one's huge. 800 00:45:19,833 --> 00:45:20,875 Is it new? 801 00:45:22,583 --> 00:45:24,041 No! 802 00:45:42,208 --> 00:45:44,416 No matter how you look at it, 803 00:45:44,500 --> 00:45:46,333 it's super convincing. 804 00:45:46,833 --> 00:45:48,916 This is the best for climaxing. 805 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,958 I've been dating my boyfriend for eight years because of this. 806 00:45:53,041 --> 00:45:56,083 What's so good about vibration? 807 00:45:57,125 --> 00:45:59,166 Innocent child, the reason is 808 00:46:00,333 --> 00:46:02,041 The clitoris is like the man's dick. 809 00:46:02,125 --> 00:46:05,375 If you rub this vibrator on it… 810 00:46:05,458 --> 00:46:06,791 That's so hot. 811 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,166 TOUCH THE SCREEN 812 00:46:10,250 --> 00:46:11,416 CLITORIS 813 00:46:11,500 --> 00:46:13,541 People think the clit is just the tip. 814 00:46:13,625 --> 00:46:15,125 But that's only the tip of the iceberg. 815 00:46:15,208 --> 00:46:16,791 The clitoral roots split into two branches 816 00:46:16,875 --> 00:46:18,875 and surrounds the entrance of the vagina. 817 00:46:18,958 --> 00:46:20,625 That's why things feel good 818 00:46:20,708 --> 00:46:22,833 because they stimulate the clitoral roots. 819 00:46:22,916 --> 00:46:25,000 "G-spot." 820 00:46:25,083 --> 00:46:26,375 As for the length… 821 00:46:29,708 --> 00:46:31,166 an iPhone mini is enough. 822 00:46:31,250 --> 00:46:33,875 Hey, show me your phone. 823 00:46:36,625 --> 00:46:40,166 But there are two more spots deeper inside the vagina. 824 00:46:40,250 --> 00:46:43,250 So if it's thick and long… 825 00:46:43,750 --> 00:46:45,208 it's the best. 826 00:46:45,291 --> 00:46:47,208 Galaxy Ultra, you win! 827 00:46:47,291 --> 00:46:48,541 I win! 828 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,458 This reminds me of 829 00:46:53,541 --> 00:46:55,041 when your boyfriend was in military service. 830 00:46:55,125 --> 00:46:56,083 Jeez! 831 00:46:56,875 --> 00:47:00,166 During your eight-year relationship with Hee-min 832 00:47:00,250 --> 00:47:02,250 you never cheated once? 833 00:47:03,791 --> 00:47:06,291 - Kang Jung-hye, you should spill it too. - What is it? 834 00:47:06,375 --> 00:47:08,375 Private Kang Jung-hye, what do you mean? 835 00:47:08,458 --> 00:47:10,875 - You did? - Didn't you also have a little something? 836 00:47:10,958 --> 00:47:13,625 - Shutting up, Sir. - Confess and find redemption! 837 00:47:13,708 --> 00:47:15,833 What is it? I'm curious, Soldier! 838 00:47:16,875 --> 00:47:18,208 Everyone, attention! 839 00:47:20,208 --> 00:47:21,125 Salute! 840 00:47:21,208 --> 00:47:22,666 Loyalty! 841 00:47:24,333 --> 00:47:25,416 Aaah! 842 00:47:26,166 --> 00:47:27,041 CRBN TRAINING 843 00:47:29,166 --> 00:47:30,958 We had chemical warfare training today. 844 00:47:31,041 --> 00:47:32,750 And everyone was in tears. 845 00:47:32,833 --> 00:47:33,875 Sorry. 846 00:47:34,750 --> 00:47:36,541 - Army talk is boring, right? - Nope. 847 00:47:37,500 --> 00:47:39,166 I'm just glad to hear your voice. 848 00:47:41,958 --> 00:47:44,375 It reminds me of the eve of your enlistment. 849 00:47:45,083 --> 00:47:46,666 Yeah, I remember. 850 00:47:47,625 --> 00:47:48,916 Everyone was drunk. 851 00:47:50,583 --> 00:47:53,125 Dummy. I wasn't drunk. 852 00:47:53,208 --> 00:47:56,916 If Dan-bi wasn't there 853 00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:00,583 - I'd have done stuff to you. - What? 854 00:48:01,416 --> 00:48:05,125 If she wasn't there… 855 00:48:07,250 --> 00:48:09,291 would you have done something to me? 856 00:48:11,875 --> 00:48:14,458 Uh, sure, yeah. 857 00:48:14,958 --> 00:48:16,125 How? 858 00:48:18,791 --> 00:48:20,500 How would you have done it? 859 00:48:20,583 --> 00:48:22,583 Uh, everything you like. 860 00:48:25,875 --> 00:48:27,000 What I like? 861 00:48:27,500 --> 00:48:29,875 What's that? Tell me. 862 00:48:31,708 --> 00:48:35,208 You love it when I stroke your hair. Kiss you while stroking you. 863 00:48:35,291 --> 00:48:36,500 And then? 864 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,333 Hug you. 865 00:48:40,416 --> 00:48:42,083 - And then… - And then? 866 00:48:42,583 --> 00:48:44,208 Then what? 867 00:48:44,291 --> 00:48:47,083 - Go ahead or I'm hanging up. - Hey hey… 868 00:48:47,583 --> 00:48:50,625 I'd, like, just, touch you, like this… 869 00:48:50,708 --> 00:48:52,166 - Yours? - Mine… 870 00:48:52,250 --> 00:48:53,500 What about yours? 871 00:48:53,583 --> 00:48:55,333 - Mine, uh… - Is it hard? 872 00:48:55,416 --> 00:48:56,541 Tell me more! 873 00:49:00,416 --> 00:49:01,333 Sweetie… 874 00:49:01,833 --> 00:49:03,250 - someone's here. - What? 875 00:49:03,750 --> 00:49:05,708 I'll come visit you, I gotta go. 876 00:49:05,791 --> 00:49:07,375 Wait, Jung-hye! 877 00:49:09,625 --> 00:49:11,500 {\an8}Jung-hye! 878 00:49:19,875 --> 00:49:20,750 Jung-hye! 879 00:49:23,250 --> 00:49:24,250 Aaah! 880 00:49:26,458 --> 00:49:27,833 Jung Hee-min, perfect shot. 881 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,500 - Salute! - Hey. 882 00:49:35,583 --> 00:49:37,666 You ranked first in training. Here. 883 00:49:38,250 --> 00:49:40,541 - You got an overnight leave. - Private First Class, Jung Hee-min! 884 00:49:40,625 --> 00:49:41,458 OVERNIGHT LEAVE GRANTED 885 00:49:41,541 --> 00:49:42,541 Thank you! 886 00:49:49,083 --> 00:49:50,375 Jung Hee-min! 887 00:49:50,458 --> 00:49:51,708 - Salute! - Salute! 888 00:49:51,791 --> 00:49:53,291 Private First Class, Jung Hee-min! 889 00:49:53,375 --> 00:49:55,250 You're lucky, your girlfriend's here. 890 00:49:56,416 --> 00:49:57,666 Take the return vehicle later. 891 00:49:57,750 --> 00:49:59,416 - Jung-hye! - Take the return vehicle! 892 00:50:01,791 --> 00:50:02,833 Jung-hye! 893 00:50:06,458 --> 00:50:07,291 No way… 894 00:50:12,291 --> 00:50:13,791 How long has it been? 895 00:50:14,625 --> 00:50:16,708 About three years, I think? 896 00:50:16,791 --> 00:50:19,458 Who did you come here to see? 897 00:50:23,333 --> 00:50:25,375 - My cousin. - I see. 898 00:50:31,708 --> 00:50:32,791 Goddammit! 899 00:50:33,291 --> 00:50:35,041 Sorry for what happened back then. 900 00:50:36,166 --> 00:50:39,000 No, it's fine, I forgot all about it. 901 00:50:40,458 --> 00:50:42,166 I'm getting discharged soon. 902 00:50:42,250 --> 00:50:43,375 Can I contact you then? 903 00:50:44,416 --> 00:50:45,333 What? 904 00:50:50,291 --> 00:50:51,666 It's already time for me to go. 905 00:50:51,750 --> 00:50:54,333 The last bus is coming, I have to go. 906 00:50:55,041 --> 00:50:55,875 Sorry. 907 00:50:59,208 --> 00:51:00,541 I've missed you. 908 00:51:15,666 --> 00:51:17,333 Hey! 909 00:51:17,416 --> 00:51:18,875 TRANSPORT 910 00:51:18,958 --> 00:51:20,083 Stop! 911 00:51:32,291 --> 00:51:34,458 WITH GRIT! WITH GUTS! GIVE IT ALL! 912 00:51:36,416 --> 00:51:38,541 Private Jung, go to the family visitation room. 913 00:51:39,041 --> 00:51:39,958 Jung-hye. 914 00:51:52,541 --> 00:51:54,708 - Are you okay? - Sorry, sorry. 915 00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:11,833 ‪BARRACKS 1 916 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,708 BABY! DON'T GET SICK AND DO WELL. I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU. - JUNG-HYE 917 00:52:57,791 --> 00:52:59,000 Jung-hye 918 00:52:59,583 --> 00:53:00,833 Sorry for being late. 919 00:53:05,625 --> 00:53:06,958 Jung-hye! 920 00:53:10,125 --> 00:53:12,125 What is it? Does something feel off? 921 00:53:12,208 --> 00:53:13,833 No, not at all. 922 00:53:13,916 --> 00:53:15,291 It's even more solid. 923 00:53:16,708 --> 00:53:18,416 The story, I mean. 924 00:53:20,500 --> 00:53:22,208 I'll get going now, I'm tired. 925 00:53:22,291 --> 00:53:24,833 Help me out a bit. 926 00:53:24,916 --> 00:53:26,500 Let's go together. 927 00:53:28,708 --> 00:53:30,291 Why are you walking like that? 928 00:53:30,375 --> 00:53:31,500 I've been sitting for too long. 929 00:53:34,125 --> 00:53:37,541 KOBACO 930 00:53:37,625 --> 00:53:40,291 - Aren't you getting in? - Yes, I will. 931 00:54:03,375 --> 00:54:05,416 Sorry, give me a little space. 932 00:54:21,958 --> 00:54:23,333 Excuse me. 933 00:54:23,416 --> 00:54:25,083 Yes? What is it? 934 00:54:25,166 --> 00:54:26,375 It's nothing. 935 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:48,583 {\an8}Why isn't she answering? 936 00:54:49,583 --> 00:54:51,458 - Something wrong? - No, it's just… 937 00:54:52,333 --> 00:54:53,875 I feel shitty for some reason. 938 00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:56,916 You must really like her. 939 00:54:59,875 --> 00:55:01,416 She's a very pure person. 940 00:55:01,916 --> 00:55:04,541 Her mind is filled with nothing but fairy tales. 941 00:55:05,291 --> 00:55:06,541 I see. 942 00:55:21,916 --> 00:55:24,291 - There's no room? - No, no, there is. 943 00:55:24,375 --> 00:55:25,708 - Come in, come! - Yeah? 944 00:55:26,208 --> 00:55:27,416 Pardon me! 945 00:55:27,500 --> 00:55:29,375 - Okay - Ugh... 946 00:55:29,458 --> 00:55:30,291 Thank you! 947 00:55:56,333 --> 00:55:58,250 KBN NATURE: THE SECRET OF WATER. 948 00:55:58,333 --> 00:56:00,666 "Real Man"? This is a bit… 949 00:56:02,833 --> 00:56:04,000 By the way, 950 00:56:04,708 --> 00:56:07,750 who did you learn to write from? 951 00:56:07,833 --> 00:56:09,000 Why? 952 00:56:09,625 --> 00:56:12,083 - What's weird this time? - No, no, it's good. 953 00:56:12,166 --> 00:56:15,208 The basics are really solid. 954 00:56:15,291 --> 00:56:16,125 That's why I'm asking. 955 00:56:16,791 --> 00:56:17,625 Who was it? 956 00:56:17,708 --> 00:56:19,416 From my dad. 957 00:56:20,083 --> 00:56:21,750 Oh, your dad. 958 00:56:21,833 --> 00:56:26,125 He won the National Literary Contest in 2003. 959 00:56:26,875 --> 00:56:28,041 Is that so? 960 00:56:28,125 --> 00:56:30,208 If it was in 2003… 961 00:56:32,875 --> 00:56:34,583 "The Adventures of Thomas". 962 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,000 Yoon Kang-chul's daughter?! 963 00:56:38,083 --> 00:56:40,041 Yes, you knew my dad?! 964 00:56:43,041 --> 00:56:44,083 Too well! 965 00:56:44,583 --> 00:56:46,166 Next, we have the acceptance speech 966 00:56:46,250 --> 00:56:48,625 from the grand prize winner, Yoon Kang-chul. 967 00:56:48,708 --> 00:56:49,625 Thank you so much. 968 00:56:50,250 --> 00:56:51,625 Excuse me. 969 00:56:51,708 --> 00:56:53,708 Dan-bi, I won an award. 970 00:56:54,916 --> 00:56:56,000 Hye-jin 971 00:56:56,083 --> 00:56:57,958 our hard times are over now. 972 00:56:58,041 --> 00:56:59,708 Like hell they are. 973 00:56:59,791 --> 00:57:02,333 Can anyone win a grand prize nowadays? 974 00:57:02,416 --> 00:57:03,458 Could you leave, please? 975 00:57:03,541 --> 00:57:06,083 Why did I lose, huh? Let go of me! 976 00:57:06,166 --> 00:57:08,375 Did you all even read my entry properly?! 977 00:57:08,458 --> 00:57:11,875 Respect creative freedom! 978 00:57:12,375 --> 00:57:15,416 Yoon Kang-chul's daughter. 979 00:57:16,791 --> 00:57:18,333 Very interesting. 980 00:57:19,791 --> 00:57:21,250 - Specs! - Yes? 981 00:57:21,333 --> 00:57:22,666 Upload both titles. 982 00:57:29,250 --> 00:57:30,333 Dan-bi! 983 00:57:32,625 --> 00:57:35,041 - Yes? - Congrats on your debut. 984 00:57:37,708 --> 00:57:38,833 ONE PICK NOVEL 985 00:57:38,916 --> 00:57:39,750 Amazing! 986 00:57:39,833 --> 00:57:42,791 But why is my pen name "Firefox"? That's so cheesy. 987 00:57:42,875 --> 00:57:46,166 {\an8}"ELEVATOR" POPULARITY RANKING 988 00:57:46,250 --> 00:57:47,083 {\an8}RANKING:#17 989 00:57:47,166 --> 00:57:49,250 - Cheers! - Cheers! 990 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:55,166 My God, Dan-bi, it's nuts. Did you take something? 991 00:57:55,666 --> 00:57:56,625 I took a little something. 992 00:57:56,708 --> 00:57:59,875 It's clearly about me. But I got turned on reading it. 993 00:58:00,375 --> 00:58:02,416 - Really turned on? - Totally turned on. 994 00:58:02,500 --> 00:58:03,458 Cheers! 995 00:58:09,541 --> 00:58:13,666 Dan-bi is like sweet rain during a drought. 996 00:58:17,500 --> 00:58:18,416 Dan-bi. 997 00:58:19,708 --> 00:58:21,041 Sober up. 998 00:58:21,916 --> 00:58:23,041 Thank you. 999 00:59:08,583 --> 00:59:10,041 What's the matter? 1000 00:59:11,166 --> 00:59:12,250 Nothing. 1001 00:59:13,291 --> 00:59:14,500 It's good, right? 1002 00:59:16,083 --> 00:59:18,500 Jung-seok. You know what? 1003 00:59:19,333 --> 00:59:24,083 The most common flirting move between men and women… 1004 00:59:24,625 --> 00:59:26,750 is sharing ice cream together. 1005 00:59:28,791 --> 00:59:32,291 I just wanted to help you sober up. 1006 00:59:33,250 --> 00:59:34,541 That's what I'm saying. 1007 00:59:35,250 --> 00:59:37,041 I'm enjoying this buzz. 1008 00:59:37,125 --> 00:59:40,250 Why are you trying to sober me up? 1009 00:59:40,333 --> 00:59:42,166 You have to write 1010 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:44,791 fairy tales and erotica too… 1011 00:59:46,791 --> 00:59:49,541 I know you're serious about writing whatever it may be. 1012 00:59:50,416 --> 00:59:51,583 That's why. 1013 00:59:54,083 --> 00:59:55,083 Jung-seok. 1014 00:59:56,416 --> 00:59:58,833 Is that why you helped me so much? 1015 00:59:58,916 --> 01:00:00,333 Just like 1016 01:00:00,833 --> 01:00:03,416 you started writing erotica for money 1017 01:00:03,916 --> 01:00:05,916 and then it became sincere, it's the same for me. 1018 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,583 I wasn't sure at first, but now 1019 01:00:08,666 --> 01:00:11,958 I'm sincerely cheering for you. For you to become a great writer. 1020 01:00:12,583 --> 01:00:15,583 Do I really seem that serious about erotica? 1021 01:00:16,708 --> 01:00:18,500 Don't you like it? 1022 01:00:18,583 --> 01:00:20,166 You seem really happy lately. 1023 01:00:22,708 --> 01:00:23,583 Do I? 1024 01:00:23,666 --> 01:00:24,625 Ehm. 1025 01:00:25,125 --> 01:00:29,000 Being talented at something you love is a real blessing. 1026 01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:33,333 Not just anyone can be ranked 17th in the nation. 1027 01:00:33,416 --> 01:00:36,083 That genre is rising in popularity. 1028 01:00:38,250 --> 01:00:39,208 Cross. 1029 01:00:42,916 --> 01:00:43,750 BUTTERFLY SLEEP PUBLISHING 1030 01:00:43,833 --> 01:00:45,583 "The Adventures of Raindrops" has improved a lot. 1031 01:00:45,666 --> 01:00:47,916 Just fine-tune the details and it'll be good. 1032 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,083 - Seriously? - The concept is fun. 1033 01:00:50,166 --> 01:00:52,541 Some raindrops are lucky enough to be Evian, 1034 01:00:52,625 --> 01:00:55,833 while others become toilet water. 1035 01:00:58,083 --> 01:00:59,541 I wrote some notes. 1036 01:01:01,875 --> 01:01:04,750 - Thank you. - I've been bragging about you a lot. 1037 01:01:04,833 --> 01:01:06,541 Work hard to win this contest! 1038 01:01:06,625 --> 01:01:08,291 Of course, I'll do my best. 1039 01:01:08,791 --> 01:01:09,791 Ya. 1040 01:01:09,875 --> 01:01:11,000 Let's watch this together. 1041 01:01:11,916 --> 01:01:13,791 This is the latest trend overseas. 1042 01:01:16,458 --> 01:01:18,125 PORN VIDEOS & SEX MOVIES 1043 01:01:18,208 --> 01:01:20,708 Oops! Why is this trash popping up? 1044 01:01:20,791 --> 01:01:22,125 Hold on. 1045 01:01:22,208 --> 01:01:23,125 You can press this-- 1046 01:01:25,041 --> 01:01:27,541 You can never look at these. 1047 01:01:27,625 --> 01:01:28,666 Got that? 1048 01:01:29,541 --> 01:01:30,708 Understand? 1049 01:01:31,791 --> 01:01:32,625 Yes. 1050 01:01:32,708 --> 01:01:34,833 YOU CAN DO IT, DAN-BI! 1051 01:01:41,208 --> 01:01:44,083 How would he react if he finds out I write erotica? 1052 01:01:46,458 --> 01:01:47,791 What am I saying? 1053 01:01:48,291 --> 01:01:50,708 I'm going back to fairy tales 1054 01:01:50,791 --> 01:01:53,000 after I pay back the $100,000. 1055 01:01:53,500 --> 01:01:54,666 Let's focus. 1056 01:01:57,291 --> 01:02:01,375 Thomas, who was making cheese 1057 01:02:01,458 --> 01:02:04,375 shouted at Josephina 1058 01:02:04,875 --> 01:02:06,916 I'm running out of milk! 1059 01:02:07,541 --> 01:02:12,083 Then he embraced her from behind 1060 01:02:12,166 --> 01:02:14,500 and started milking her. 1061 01:02:15,166 --> 01:02:19,208 With Thomas's gentle touch 1062 01:02:19,916 --> 01:02:23,583 Josephina's closed lips parted. 1063 01:02:29,333 --> 01:02:31,333 Oh God, I must be crazy. 1064 01:02:32,041 --> 01:02:35,208 Clear your mind, focus. Let's focus again. 1065 01:02:37,333 --> 01:02:39,666 "Then Josephina 1066 01:02:39,750 --> 01:02:41,583 called out" 1067 01:02:41,666 --> 01:02:45,208 "Thomas!", "Josephina!" 1068 01:02:46,416 --> 01:02:47,583 "Thomas!" 1069 01:02:48,291 --> 01:02:49,916 "Josephina!" 1070 01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:51,875 "Thomas!" 1071 01:02:51,958 --> 01:02:53,875 "Josephina!" 1072 01:02:54,375 --> 01:02:55,916 "Thomas!" 1073 01:02:56,500 --> 01:02:57,583 "Josephina!" 1074 01:02:59,625 --> 01:03:01,291 Shit! 1075 01:03:03,666 --> 01:03:04,583 It's because 1076 01:03:05,625 --> 01:03:07,375 I didn't sleep well today. 1077 01:03:10,250 --> 01:03:11,583 Let's just call it a day. 1078 01:03:28,625 --> 01:03:31,083 Am I possessed by a slutty demon? 1079 01:03:51,958 --> 01:03:54,125 I FEEL LIKE HE'S STILL INSIDE ME 1080 01:03:54,208 --> 01:03:55,458 {\an8}EVEN AFTER FILLING ME UP. 1081 01:03:55,541 --> 01:03:57,833 {\an8}MY HEATED HEART OPENS WIDE. 1082 01:04:02,750 --> 01:04:06,291 EVERY TIME I RODE HIM I THOUGHT OF JIN-WOO. 1083 01:04:06,375 --> 01:04:08,041 AND I BIT MY LIP, AFRAID I MIGHT CALL HIS NAME. 1084 01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:10,916 What is wrong with me? 1085 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:12,250 STOP 1086 01:04:12,333 --> 01:04:14,083 KOREA BROADCASTING CENTER 1087 01:04:26,416 --> 01:04:30,375 {\an8}THEIR BACK POCKETS ARE CUT OPEN TO LET THEIR SKIN TOUCH. 1088 01:04:31,041 --> 01:04:33,666 Crap, this is driving me insane. 1089 01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:40,958 MY BROTHER-IN-LAW HELD ME SO DESPERATELY. 1090 01:04:41,041 --> 01:04:43,750 EVEN THOUGH I KNEW I SHOULDN'T I COULDN'T HELP BUT SIT DOWN. 1091 01:04:50,791 --> 01:04:52,833 THE DIVORCEE STILL ENJOYS SECRET DATES WITH ME TODAY. 1092 01:04:53,625 --> 01:04:56,958 AS SOON AS I MET UP WITH HIM MY #1 STARTED TO HEAT UP. 1093 01:05:01,500 --> 01:05:03,041 {\an8}UNDER CONSTRUCTION 1094 01:05:07,166 --> 01:05:08,166 {\an8}PHONE SEX WHILE WALKING. 1095 01:05:08,250 --> 01:05:09,208 {\an8}I WANT TO DEFEND MYSELF FROM HIS THUMPING ATTACK. 1096 01:05:09,291 --> 01:05:10,291 {\an8}I STARTED TO GET WET FROM HIS SCENT. 1097 01:05:10,375 --> 01:05:11,458 I WANT TO HAVE SEX. 1098 01:05:11,541 --> 01:05:12,375 I STARTED TO BECOME IMMERSED IN HIS SCENT 1099 01:05:12,458 --> 01:05:13,291 HE WALKS DOWN THE STREET WHILE TALKING PHONE-SEX 1100 01:05:13,375 --> 01:05:14,250 IS SHE THE WOMAN WHO IS HAVING SEX WITH MY MAN? 1101 01:05:14,333 --> 01:05:15,166 THE DAY AFTER I KISSED UNNI SUDDENLY… 1102 01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:21,208 HER IRRESISTIBLY SOFT SKIN MADE ME HARD. 1103 01:05:21,291 --> 01:05:22,458 WHEN DID MY CHILDHOOD FRIEND'S #1 BECOME THIS MASSIVE? 1104 01:05:22,541 --> 01:05:23,583 HOW MANY MEN HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH? 1105 01:05:23,666 --> 01:05:24,875 I WANT TO BE YOUR PANTY 1106 01:05:24,958 --> 01:05:25,958 TO BITE SOMEONE'S BUTT 1107 01:05:26,041 --> 01:05:27,083 THIS BITCH… 1108 01:05:33,250 --> 01:05:34,291 Check it out? 1109 01:05:34,375 --> 01:05:36,708 THE WORD "ECSTASY" MEANS TO ME 1110 01:05:36,791 --> 01:05:38,041 ONE PICK NOVEL 1111 01:05:38,125 --> 01:05:39,250 RANKING 5 - "ELEVATOR" 1112 01:05:45,166 --> 01:05:48,333 I CAN TALK ABOUT ECSTASY IN THE CLOUDS. 1113 01:05:48,416 --> 01:05:52,458 {\an8}ONE PICK NOVEL 1114 01:05:52,541 --> 01:05:54,000 Look! 1115 01:05:54,083 --> 01:05:55,416 - We did it! - Damn! 1116 01:05:55,500 --> 01:05:56,750 I knew it, huh? 1117 01:05:56,833 --> 01:05:58,666 Like father, like daughter! 1118 01:06:00,583 --> 01:06:02,500 Thank you, Yoon Kang-chul! 1119 01:06:02,583 --> 01:06:04,125 You taught her well! 1120 01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:07,791 INNOVATION STARTUP LEAGUE 1121 01:06:07,875 --> 01:06:09,333 Do you like your studio? 1122 01:06:09,416 --> 01:06:10,500 Yes, thank you. 1123 01:06:10,583 --> 01:06:14,416 It's hard to catch on so quickly. You're a natural. 1124 01:06:15,333 --> 01:06:17,000 Let's partner up for good. 1125 01:06:17,083 --> 01:06:19,625 Don't say that, I'm going to write fairy tales. 1126 01:06:19,708 --> 01:06:21,000 I'm never writing erotica after the contract. 1127 01:06:21,083 --> 01:06:23,958 Alright. You know the next deadline is tomorrow, right? 1128 01:06:24,041 --> 01:06:25,000 Yes. 1129 01:06:28,875 --> 01:06:30,041 Hi, Ha-neul. 1130 01:06:31,166 --> 01:06:32,958 I'm almost done with revisions. 1131 01:06:33,875 --> 01:06:36,666 I think I can submit it before midnight. 1132 01:06:37,583 --> 01:06:38,541 Okay. 1133 01:06:39,541 --> 01:06:40,708 Ms. Yoon Dan-bi? 1134 01:06:40,791 --> 01:06:41,916 PROGRAM OF THE MONTH 1135 01:06:42,916 --> 01:06:44,875 Firefox, right? 1136 01:06:46,125 --> 01:06:46,958 Who are you? 1137 01:06:49,666 --> 01:06:51,750 THE ADVENTURES OF RAINDROPS 1138 01:06:51,833 --> 01:06:54,791 "Repetition of synonyms" "is not allowed in this context." 1139 01:06:56,875 --> 01:06:59,625 "Repetition of synonyms is not allowed in this context"? 1140 01:07:02,333 --> 01:07:03,875 What does this even mean? 1141 01:07:05,208 --> 01:07:06,458 Screw it, it's already midnight. 1142 01:07:07,500 --> 01:07:08,916 Let's finish the erotica first. 1143 01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:12,833 SECRET DISSECTION CLASS 1144 01:07:15,125 --> 01:07:19,166 YOON DAN-BI 1145 01:07:20,708 --> 01:07:22,208 Yes, I submitted it. 1146 01:07:28,958 --> 01:07:31,500 This is taking a toll on you. 1147 01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:33,833 What's the real reason you want to write fairy tales? 1148 01:07:36,125 --> 01:07:39,083 My dad was a fairy tale writer. 1149 01:07:40,083 --> 01:07:43,541 Every time he released a book 1150 01:07:43,625 --> 01:07:45,333 a Harry Potter book would come out. 1151 01:07:45,416 --> 01:07:46,583 And his books got crushed. 1152 01:07:48,166 --> 01:07:51,375 He went through a lot of hardship 1153 01:07:51,458 --> 01:07:53,125 and passed away from illness. 1154 01:07:53,208 --> 01:07:55,000 But I made a promise to him 1155 01:07:55,083 --> 01:07:57,916 that I would become a great fairy tale writer. 1156 01:07:59,125 --> 01:08:02,875 So, fairy tales aren't your dream, but a promise to him? 1157 01:08:04,166 --> 01:08:05,625 That is my dream. 1158 01:08:05,708 --> 01:08:07,750 - After that? - What? 1159 01:08:08,333 --> 01:08:12,250 After you fulfill your promise, then what? 1160 01:08:13,375 --> 01:08:15,875 Well, I'll continue to… 1161 01:08:18,208 --> 01:08:19,208 One sec. 1162 01:08:22,166 --> 01:08:23,333 Hello? 1163 01:08:23,416 --> 01:08:24,750 Yes, I submitted it. 1164 01:08:24,833 --> 01:08:27,375 What the heck is "The Adventures of Raindrops"? 1165 01:08:27,458 --> 01:08:30,000 What? How did you get that? 1166 01:08:30,833 --> 01:08:31,875 Hold on 1167 01:08:33,458 --> 01:08:34,583 No way 1168 01:08:35,083 --> 01:08:36,541 One moment. 1169 01:08:36,625 --> 01:08:38,583 INBOX 1170 01:08:38,666 --> 01:08:39,958 2024 CHILDREN'S LITERATURE CONTEST SUBMISSION 1171 01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:44,250 "SECRET DISSECTION CLASS" BY FIREFOX 1172 01:08:45,541 --> 01:08:48,333 How… how do I cancel a mis-sent email? 1173 01:08:48,916 --> 01:08:51,833 You can only delete it before they check, why? 1174 01:08:51,916 --> 01:08:53,375 Shoot, I must be insane! 1175 01:08:53,458 --> 01:08:55,458 I submitted my erotica to the fairytale contest. 1176 01:08:55,541 --> 01:08:56,833 What do I do? 1177 01:08:56,916 --> 01:08:58,083 What do… 1178 01:09:03,541 --> 01:09:04,666 I'm sorry. 1179 01:09:06,583 --> 01:09:08,541 Taxi! Dang it. 1180 01:09:13,083 --> 01:09:14,125 Taxi! 1181 01:09:15,250 --> 01:09:17,166 Crap, what do I do? 1182 01:09:20,166 --> 01:09:21,583 Dan-bi! 1183 01:09:22,291 --> 01:09:23,333 Get in! 1184 01:09:27,708 --> 01:09:28,791 Thank you! 1185 01:09:31,625 --> 01:09:34,250 CHILDREN'S LITERATURE CONTEST 1186 01:09:36,583 --> 01:09:40,000 You messed up, Dan-bi! 1187 01:09:40,916 --> 01:09:42,916 What the heck do I do? 1188 01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:46,041 Just say it was a mistake. 1189 01:09:46,125 --> 01:09:47,208 Or say you got hacked. 1190 01:09:47,291 --> 01:09:49,208 Who would believe that? 1191 01:09:51,791 --> 01:09:53,916 I'll just get off here. 1192 01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:55,291 What? 1193 01:09:59,208 --> 01:10:00,375 Dan-bi! 1194 01:10:02,958 --> 01:10:04,583 Dan-bi! Take my umbrella! 1195 01:10:06,708 --> 01:10:10,041 It's raining. Sorry! 1196 01:10:14,291 --> 01:10:16,333 I'm sorry! Sorry! 1197 01:10:18,583 --> 01:10:19,916 CHILDREN'S LITERATURE CONTEST 1198 01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:21,833 TO THE SECRETARIAT 1199 01:10:25,541 --> 01:10:26,875 CHILDREN'S LITERATURE FESTIVAL 1200 01:10:26,958 --> 01:10:32,125 Hello. I submitted my entry last night. 1201 01:10:32,958 --> 01:10:34,041 Ma'am? 1202 01:10:36,041 --> 01:10:38,416 Hello. I submitted it right before the deadline. 1203 01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:39,416 Ms. Yoon Dan-bi? 1204 01:10:39,500 --> 01:10:41,000 Yes, what happened was-- 1205 01:10:41,083 --> 01:10:42,625 Firefox. 1206 01:10:43,208 --> 01:10:45,041 Is it fun to mess with us? 1207 01:10:45,541 --> 01:10:47,208 Do we look like a joke to you? 1208 01:10:47,291 --> 01:10:50,375 No, that's not it, what happened was, I-- 1209 01:10:50,458 --> 01:10:51,291 Go away. 1210 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:53,958 This isn't a place for people like you. 1211 01:10:55,333 --> 01:10:57,708 - Could you check this? - Yes, Ma'am. 1212 01:11:25,125 --> 01:11:28,416 Right, of course not. 1213 01:11:28,500 --> 01:11:30,083 Please, don't worry. 1214 01:11:31,500 --> 01:11:33,666 Of course, it's a baseless rumor. 1215 01:11:36,750 --> 01:11:39,083 Yes, I don't know her. 1216 01:11:51,291 --> 01:11:52,958 Ha-neul, what happened was-- 1217 01:11:53,041 --> 01:11:54,500 I don't want to know. 1218 01:11:55,958 --> 01:11:57,791 Could you listen to me for a second? 1219 01:11:57,875 --> 01:12:00,208 The truth is, I've been working-- 1220 01:12:00,708 --> 01:12:03,166 How could you embarrass me like that?! 1221 01:12:06,541 --> 01:12:10,458 I'm barely holding back right now. 1222 01:12:17,166 --> 01:12:18,958 SECRET DISSECTION CLASS 1223 01:12:21,416 --> 01:12:23,041 Don't go around saying you write fairy tales. 1224 01:12:23,833 --> 01:12:25,333 You're not a writer. 1225 01:12:36,125 --> 01:12:39,166 Ms. Yoon, could you open the door? It's me. 1226 01:12:39,250 --> 01:12:40,541 Ms. Yoon! 1227 01:12:44,500 --> 01:12:48,125 You're inside! I can hear the ringing! 1228 01:12:48,208 --> 01:12:49,958 Jesus Christ! 1229 01:12:50,708 --> 01:12:52,375 Jeez. 1230 01:12:54,208 --> 01:12:56,625 Should I give it all up and just write erotica? 1231 01:12:57,625 --> 01:12:58,750 That would be great. 1232 01:12:59,333 --> 01:13:01,708 Who cares what people say, right? 1233 01:13:02,291 --> 01:13:03,666 Sure. 1234 01:13:03,750 --> 01:13:05,916 Since I only need my laptop, 1235 01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:07,500 I could write while traveling. 1236 01:13:07,583 --> 01:13:08,791 That's true. 1237 01:13:09,416 --> 01:13:10,666 That sounds amazing. 1238 01:13:13,291 --> 01:13:15,208 Thanks for the coffee, I'm off. 1239 01:13:15,291 --> 01:13:16,583 Leaving already? 1240 01:13:17,208 --> 01:13:19,000 I see that you're fine, so I better be going. 1241 01:13:19,083 --> 01:13:20,916 No point in staying. 1242 01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:23,291 Do I look fine? 1243 01:13:25,958 --> 01:13:27,625 Do I look okay? 1244 01:13:27,708 --> 01:13:30,125 Who do you think messed up my life? 1245 01:13:30,625 --> 01:13:34,500 You barged into my life, I was doing just fine. 1246 01:13:36,125 --> 01:13:37,041 Is that so? 1247 01:13:37,125 --> 01:13:39,000 I did that? 1248 01:13:40,166 --> 01:13:43,958 I ruined your life by barging into it? 1249 01:13:46,500 --> 01:13:47,625 Only fairy tales matter? 1250 01:13:48,833 --> 01:13:51,500 If you just drop this prejudice 1251 01:13:51,583 --> 01:13:53,041 about what's okay and what's not, 1252 01:13:54,208 --> 01:13:57,541 your life would be much freer. 1253 01:13:59,083 --> 01:14:01,791 Were you happy writing fairy tales? 1254 01:14:03,458 --> 01:14:05,208 It wasn't just a task you had to complete 1255 01:14:06,166 --> 01:14:07,458 for your father? 1256 01:14:08,708 --> 01:14:09,875 Tell me I'm wrong. 1257 01:14:25,791 --> 01:14:28,833 Don't worry, she'll be back. 1258 01:14:28,916 --> 01:14:31,750 He ran off twice. Three times for this guy. 1259 01:14:31,833 --> 01:14:33,750 At least I answered my phone. 1260 01:14:33,833 --> 01:14:35,000 I was sick. 1261 01:14:35,916 --> 01:14:37,958 Good job, so proud of you two. 1262 01:14:38,833 --> 01:14:40,458 Stop it, will you? 1263 01:14:40,541 --> 01:14:42,625 If she doesn't come back, there's nothing we can do. 1264 01:14:43,125 --> 01:14:44,333 Here, take this. 1265 01:14:54,458 --> 01:14:55,291 The princess left 1266 01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:58,375 for the prince's kingdom. 1267 01:15:06,500 --> 01:15:07,875 Did you eat? 1268 01:15:14,333 --> 01:15:15,583 So, 1269 01:15:15,666 --> 01:15:17,583 you watched 50 pornos a day 1270 01:15:17,666 --> 01:15:20,250 and sent erotica to the contest? 1271 01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:23,625 - You think that's funny? - It sure is! 1272 01:15:23,708 --> 01:15:25,666 I haven't laughed in a while. 1273 01:15:25,750 --> 01:15:27,708 You really are a good daughter. 1274 01:15:28,541 --> 01:15:31,458 Mom, should I just quit everything and come live with you? 1275 01:15:32,333 --> 01:15:34,458 I'll write fairy tales under a pen name. 1276 01:15:35,666 --> 01:15:36,833 That sounds annoying. 1277 01:15:37,416 --> 01:15:41,416 Why are you and your dad letting fairy tales run your lives? 1278 01:15:42,291 --> 01:15:44,208 I can't even stand the sight of it. 1279 01:15:44,291 --> 01:15:47,583 If he hadn't won it he would've done whatever he wanted. 1280 01:15:47,666 --> 01:15:49,000 He did, his whole life. 1281 01:15:49,083 --> 01:15:49,916 You don't know? 1282 01:15:51,291 --> 01:15:53,541 He wrote fairy tales because of you. 1283 01:15:53,625 --> 01:15:56,875 You pumped him up by saying he looked cool writing stories. 1284 01:15:57,375 --> 01:16:00,083 How could your simple dad not resist that? 1285 01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:02,041 But now, 1286 01:16:02,125 --> 01:16:04,250 his kid writes blasted fairy tales because of him? 1287 01:16:05,416 --> 01:16:06,833 Oh dear. 1288 01:16:08,041 --> 01:16:09,958 Like father, like daughter. 1289 01:16:23,375 --> 01:16:24,250 BUST 1290 01:16:24,333 --> 01:16:25,166 BUST 1291 01:16:25,750 --> 01:16:26,750 Messed up again! 1292 01:16:27,625 --> 01:16:29,375 Jeez. Dan-bi. 1293 01:16:29,458 --> 01:16:31,791 What's the website for reading your stories? 1294 01:16:31,875 --> 01:16:34,416 - I want to check it out. - Forget it, what for? 1295 01:16:34,500 --> 01:16:36,291 Why not? 1296 01:16:36,375 --> 01:16:39,791 Let me read my daughter's erotica, okay? 1297 01:16:39,875 --> 01:16:40,791 No way. 1298 01:16:40,875 --> 01:16:44,083 - Ma'am, I brought the book! - Okay, one second. 1299 01:16:44,875 --> 01:16:47,500 Pull it up before I get back. 1300 01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:49,375 - Pull what up? - Hurry. 1301 01:16:51,625 --> 01:16:52,458 Come on… 1302 01:16:52,541 --> 01:16:55,000 ONE PICK NOVEL 1303 01:16:57,666 --> 01:16:59,958 RANKING #2 REAL MAN BY FIREFOX 1304 01:17:03,416 --> 01:17:06,250 IT'S FINALLY POSTED! NOW MY DAY CAN BEGIN. 1305 01:17:06,333 --> 01:17:08,250 NICE! THIS'LL GET ME THROUGH THE WEEK. 1306 01:17:08,333 --> 01:17:11,333 WHERE CAN I BUY THE MERCH? THIS IS A MUST-HAVE. 1307 01:17:11,416 --> 01:17:12,708 REMINDS ME OF MY DAYS AS A PRIVATE. 1308 01:17:12,791 --> 01:17:13,750 HILARIOUS, SEXY AND MOVING. 1309 01:17:13,833 --> 01:17:14,750 THE WRITER REALLY CAN DO IT ALL! 1310 01:17:14,833 --> 01:17:16,333 PERFECT FOR NIGHT VIEWING! 1311 01:17:16,416 --> 01:17:18,000 THANKS TO THIS, MY MARRIAGE IS THRIVING! 1312 01:17:18,083 --> 01:17:19,375 THE AUTHOR IS IN HER PRIME. 1313 01:17:19,458 --> 01:17:20,916 I WANT TO DO IT. 1314 01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:24,375 GONNA SAVOR EVERY LINE. SO THRILLING. 1315 01:17:24,458 --> 01:17:25,583 Did you find it? 1316 01:17:26,375 --> 01:17:27,291 Yeah. 1317 01:17:29,500 --> 01:17:30,791 Mom. 1318 01:17:31,916 --> 01:17:34,125 Did dad only write fairy tales? 1319 01:17:36,541 --> 01:17:38,458 It's your dad's treasure box. 1320 01:17:38,541 --> 01:17:39,791 Open it. 1321 01:18:12,541 --> 01:18:15,666 DAZZLING LOVE 1322 01:18:19,416 --> 01:18:23,208 YOON KANG-CHUL 1323 01:18:25,416 --> 01:18:29,625 SHE GASPED FOR BREATH AND MOANED SOFTLY 1324 01:18:33,125 --> 01:18:36,083 ON HER SOFT BREAST 1325 01:19:05,708 --> 01:19:06,875 Dad! 1326 01:19:06,958 --> 01:19:08,291 Hey, Dan-bi. 1327 01:19:10,166 --> 01:19:12,166 My sweetheart. 1328 01:19:12,666 --> 01:19:14,791 - Were you drawing? - Yup. 1329 01:19:15,291 --> 01:19:17,000 - You drew this? - Yup. 1330 01:19:17,083 --> 01:19:19,083 I'm gonna write fairy tales. 1331 01:19:21,166 --> 01:19:23,958 Don't force yourself, you don't need to. 1332 01:19:24,750 --> 01:19:26,041 I want to. 1333 01:19:26,125 --> 01:19:28,333 - Dan-bi! - Mom. 1334 01:19:51,875 --> 01:19:53,041 Dad… 1335 01:19:54,583 --> 01:19:56,708 Live the way you want to live. 1336 01:19:59,958 --> 01:20:03,666 I'll cheer you on whatever it may be. 1337 01:20:30,333 --> 01:20:32,875 FORBIDDEN FAIRYTALE 1338 01:20:40,333 --> 01:20:41,625 What if she's not here again? 1339 01:20:41,708 --> 01:20:44,208 She's not coming back, we'll have to report her. 1340 01:20:44,291 --> 01:20:46,791 - Let's wait a few more days. - She's not coming back. 1341 01:20:46,875 --> 01:20:48,916 If she does, I'll bark like a dog. 1342 01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:50,791 - Holy cow! - Good morning. 1343 01:20:50,875 --> 01:20:52,125 Are you alright? 1344 01:20:52,208 --> 01:20:53,666 That's why she came back. 1345 01:20:53,750 --> 01:20:55,291 I knew you'd be back. 1346 01:20:55,375 --> 01:20:56,333 Woof, woof! 1347 01:20:56,416 --> 01:21:00,291 Is this a place where you come and go as you please? 1348 01:21:00,375 --> 01:21:01,875 Everyone's been too distracted 1349 01:21:01,958 --> 01:21:03,625 to get any work done. 1350 01:21:07,458 --> 01:21:09,625 He's just happy to see you, you know that, right? 1351 01:21:11,291 --> 01:21:13,750 - I'm sorry, Sir. - If you're sorry… 1352 01:21:13,833 --> 01:21:14,875 It's enough that she's sorry. 1353 01:21:15,458 --> 01:21:17,708 - Let's all get back to work. - Here's an idea. 1354 01:21:17,791 --> 01:21:20,250 You be the team leader, and I'll be the deputy. 1355 01:21:20,875 --> 01:21:21,875 Sure. 1356 01:21:26,041 --> 01:21:28,041 So, what happened with the contest? 1357 01:21:28,125 --> 01:21:29,166 A total disaster. 1358 01:21:29,916 --> 01:21:32,791 At the very least, everyone there will remember her name. 1359 01:21:32,875 --> 01:21:35,000 The nutjob who sent erotica to a fairy tale contest. 1360 01:21:36,250 --> 01:21:38,625 But somehow… 1361 01:21:40,083 --> 01:21:41,333 I feel relieved. 1362 01:21:42,041 --> 01:21:44,541 I always felt like I was being chased. 1363 01:21:45,500 --> 01:21:47,541 What about that publisher guy? 1364 01:21:48,041 --> 01:21:49,750 That's completely over. 1365 01:21:49,833 --> 01:21:52,083 Everything gets filtered out. 1366 01:21:54,958 --> 01:21:56,750 Welcome! 1367 01:21:56,833 --> 01:21:58,125 Over here! 1368 01:21:59,625 --> 01:22:01,583 - Who is he? - Who? 1369 01:22:02,083 --> 01:22:04,166 My personal editor, if you will. 1370 01:22:05,500 --> 01:22:06,916 The glass bottle? 1371 01:22:07,541 --> 01:22:10,083 I have so many questions. 1372 01:22:10,166 --> 01:22:12,583 Sure, ask anything you want. 1373 01:22:12,666 --> 01:22:14,250 What could you be curious about? 1374 01:22:14,333 --> 01:22:18,750 You review her stuff every night. 1375 01:22:18,833 --> 01:22:20,250 Didn't you have any reactions? 1376 01:22:20,333 --> 01:22:24,041 - Well, it's all part of the job for us. - Right. 1377 01:22:24,125 --> 01:22:26,708 Is Dan-bi not attractive enough for you? 1378 01:22:26,791 --> 01:22:29,291 - No, no, come on. - Then she is? 1379 01:22:29,916 --> 01:22:31,250 That's why he's here, am I right? 1380 01:22:31,333 --> 01:22:32,708 Right. 1381 01:22:34,500 --> 01:22:35,708 One moment, Sir! 1382 01:22:35,791 --> 01:22:37,625 - You picked the right one. - Let's sober up. 1383 01:22:37,708 --> 01:22:38,791 Taxi 1384 01:22:38,875 --> 01:22:42,000 - Careful, careful! - I got something to say! 1385 01:22:42,083 --> 01:22:43,458 - Careful! - Dan-bi! 1386 01:22:43,541 --> 01:22:45,583 Hapjeong station, then Ilsan, please! 1387 01:22:45,666 --> 01:22:46,916 Have a safe ride home! 1388 01:22:47,416 --> 01:22:50,000 Make sure to use protection, okay? 1389 01:22:50,083 --> 01:22:51,875 I'm gonna kill you! 1390 01:22:51,958 --> 01:22:53,083 Take good care of Dan-bi! 1391 01:22:53,166 --> 01:22:54,583 - Condom, Condom! - Okay! 1392 01:22:54,666 --> 01:22:55,958 - Go! - Good night! 1393 01:22:56,041 --> 01:22:57,375 Bye! 1394 01:22:57,458 --> 01:22:59,041 Make sure to go to work in the morning! 1395 01:23:01,791 --> 01:23:05,625 You must have felt awkward because of my friends. 1396 01:23:05,708 --> 01:23:07,583 Not at all, it was fun. 1397 01:23:07,666 --> 01:23:09,916 Your friends seem really lively. 1398 01:23:11,708 --> 01:23:15,291 They're mischievous, but they're not bad people. 1399 01:23:15,375 --> 01:23:16,375 Sure. 1400 01:23:18,541 --> 01:23:20,916 By the way, can I ask you something? 1401 01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:21,958 Sure. 1402 01:23:22,458 --> 01:23:24,875 Between "Real Man" and "Elevator," 1403 01:23:26,041 --> 01:23:28,958 honestly, which one did you like better? 1404 01:23:30,333 --> 01:23:32,000 I liked both of them. 1405 01:23:32,083 --> 01:23:33,666 Come on, be honest. 1406 01:23:33,750 --> 01:23:35,791 Really, I liked both. 1407 01:23:37,833 --> 01:23:39,208 You like everything? 1408 01:23:39,291 --> 01:23:42,208 So that's why you're nice to everyone, huh? 1409 01:23:42,291 --> 01:23:45,625 I'm not nice to just anyone. 1410 01:23:45,708 --> 01:23:46,750 Really? 1411 01:23:49,791 --> 01:23:51,666 So, you're only nice to me? 1412 01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:56,375 It's late, Dan-bi. 1413 01:23:56,458 --> 01:23:58,250 - Where are you going? - It's really late. 1414 01:23:58,333 --> 01:23:59,916 You're only nice to me? 1415 01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:02,541 - So late. - I didn't know! 1416 01:24:03,250 --> 01:24:04,833 Let's get going! 1417 01:24:06,833 --> 01:24:08,000 Where are you going? 1418 01:24:08,083 --> 01:24:09,250 - Why are you running away? - Ah… 1419 01:24:09,333 --> 01:24:11,041 It's super late! 1420 01:24:21,291 --> 01:24:22,500 You scared me. 1421 01:24:23,000 --> 01:24:24,208 - Ms. Oh. - Sir. 1422 01:24:24,291 --> 01:24:27,708 I read "The Secret Workout of a Female Writer." 1423 01:24:27,791 --> 01:24:28,958 Thank you. 1424 01:24:30,125 --> 01:24:31,333 I know it's about me! 1425 01:24:31,416 --> 01:24:32,750 No, it's not. 1426 01:24:33,833 --> 01:24:35,916 It is my story! 1427 01:24:41,250 --> 01:24:42,458 I said it's not. 1428 01:24:45,208 --> 01:24:46,583 Remove the story! 1429 01:24:46,666 --> 01:24:47,875 If you don't, 1430 01:24:49,125 --> 01:24:50,583 I'll report you. 1431 01:24:55,583 --> 01:24:57,041 How are you going to report me? 1432 01:24:57,791 --> 01:25:02,041 Other women know those stories are about them. 1433 01:25:03,333 --> 01:25:06,166 But they just shut up and get lost on their own. 1434 01:25:09,541 --> 01:25:11,125 You should get lost too. 1435 01:25:18,375 --> 01:25:21,208 If you ever get writer's block, let's work out again. 1436 01:25:22,375 --> 01:25:23,416 Good luck. 1437 01:25:30,666 --> 01:25:33,000 REAL HUNTING STORY 1438 01:25:33,791 --> 01:25:35,541 Wait, this feels wrong. 1439 01:25:44,250 --> 01:25:46,791 THE MOMENT HER NIGHT IS STRIPPED AWAY 1440 01:25:47,791 --> 01:25:49,666 COME ON… I WANTED TO BE WITH HER 1441 01:25:56,041 --> 01:25:58,041 Please, read it once all the way through. 1442 01:25:58,125 --> 01:26:00,166 How many times do I have to tell you? 1443 01:26:00,250 --> 01:26:04,000 This isn't a real piece of work! This is garbage, you hear me? 1444 01:26:04,833 --> 01:26:05,666 Huh? 1445 01:26:06,250 --> 01:26:09,541 Boss, please give me one more chance. Please, I beg you, just one more chance! 1446 01:26:09,625 --> 01:26:11,125 Buddy! 1447 01:26:11,208 --> 01:26:13,958 If you don't get consent from women 1448 01:26:14,041 --> 01:26:16,333 and post about a one-night stand, 1449 01:26:16,416 --> 01:26:19,375 that will completely destroy their dignity. 1450 01:26:19,458 --> 01:26:22,041 That's a crime, asshole. It's a crime! 1451 01:26:22,125 --> 01:26:25,833 Do you think adult literature is some joke, huh? 1452 01:26:25,916 --> 01:26:28,666 You think it's something to be taken lightly? 1453 01:26:29,541 --> 01:26:30,875 Rewrite it! 1454 01:26:52,458 --> 01:26:56,416 DAN-BI, I'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR YOUR CALL. 1455 01:26:56,500 --> 01:26:58,458 I'M DYING HERE. 1456 01:27:01,041 --> 01:27:02,250 YOON DAN-BI 1457 01:27:07,333 --> 01:27:08,791 So impatient. 1458 01:27:10,041 --> 01:27:11,416 WHO IS THIS? 1459 01:27:15,416 --> 01:27:16,458 ONE PICK NOVEL 1460 01:27:16,541 --> 01:27:21,250 EroKing's "Real Hunting Story" has been #1 for 36 weeks 1461 01:27:21,833 --> 01:27:24,583 He's spreading online that the female characters 1462 01:27:24,666 --> 01:27:27,875 in the story are real. 1463 01:27:28,791 --> 01:27:31,333 That's probably the marketing angle. 1464 01:27:31,416 --> 01:27:33,291 He's exploiting the fact that 1465 01:27:33,375 --> 01:27:35,833 it's hard for the victims to report it. 1466 01:27:35,916 --> 01:27:39,041 Tough to come forward, and even if they do 1467 01:27:39,125 --> 01:27:41,125 it won't be easy to prove. 1468 01:27:41,625 --> 01:27:43,708 SYNOPSIS: THE GIRL WITH A BAG 1469 01:27:43,791 --> 01:27:45,375 WITH "THE ADVENTURES OF THOMAS" STICKER 1470 01:27:47,500 --> 01:27:49,375 That son of a bitch! 1471 01:28:05,208 --> 01:28:06,708 Mr. Hwang. 1472 01:28:07,750 --> 01:28:08,875 What brings you here? 1473 01:28:08,958 --> 01:28:12,541 What the hell did you do to Oh? 1474 01:28:14,041 --> 01:28:16,958 I'm working on my next piece. Wanna hear about it? 1475 01:28:17,583 --> 01:28:20,250 "Ms. Y, who works to protect youths from online porn" 1476 01:28:20,333 --> 01:28:22,708 "leads a double life as an erotica writer." 1477 01:28:22,791 --> 01:28:24,958 "A secret affair with her." 1478 01:28:25,708 --> 01:28:29,416 It's the kind of trashy story people would love, no? 1479 01:28:33,708 --> 01:28:35,166 Choong-gil! 1480 01:28:38,416 --> 01:28:40,000 Isn't it me you want? 1481 01:28:40,875 --> 01:28:43,291 So, leave others alone, you bastard. 1482 01:28:45,041 --> 01:28:46,125 Please. 1483 01:28:46,208 --> 01:28:47,541 Please? 1484 01:28:48,208 --> 01:28:49,500 Yes. 1485 01:28:49,583 --> 01:28:52,875 Is that how someone begs?! 1486 01:28:53,666 --> 01:28:54,500 Goddammit. 1487 01:28:56,041 --> 01:29:00,750 Damn! 1986 Porsche 911. 1488 01:29:02,416 --> 01:29:04,958 - At least get down on your knees. - Shit! 1489 01:29:05,041 --> 01:29:06,041 Freeze! 1490 01:29:07,333 --> 01:29:08,541 Ah, shit. 1491 01:29:10,083 --> 01:29:11,208 Mr. Hwang! 1492 01:29:11,916 --> 01:29:13,250 What are you doing? 1493 01:29:13,333 --> 01:29:15,291 Why are you on your knees? 1494 01:29:16,041 --> 01:29:17,000 Goddammit! 1495 01:29:17,083 --> 01:29:18,625 - Are you crying? - What? 1496 01:29:19,416 --> 01:29:20,500 You cowardly bastard. 1497 01:29:20,583 --> 01:29:24,000 This car is his only pride, you had to make him cry? 1498 01:29:24,083 --> 01:29:25,625 Hey, who's crying? Me? 1499 01:29:25,708 --> 01:29:29,583 Is that what you want to do? He's almost 70! 1500 01:29:29,666 --> 01:29:30,958 I'm not that old yet. 1501 01:29:31,041 --> 01:29:32,958 Don't you understand what's going on? 1502 01:29:34,125 --> 01:29:35,500 Do you want to ruin your life too? 1503 01:29:36,458 --> 01:29:38,166 Stop being so pathetic. 1504 01:29:38,250 --> 01:29:39,250 Let's settle this, you and me. 1505 01:29:40,083 --> 01:29:44,375 If I win, take down "Real Hunting Story" and disappear forever. 1506 01:29:44,875 --> 01:29:46,083 Forever. 1507 01:29:47,916 --> 01:29:50,166 Why would I? I have nothing to gain. 1508 01:29:50,875 --> 01:29:52,083 If I lose… 1509 01:29:53,958 --> 01:29:55,000 I'll sign with you. 1510 01:29:56,041 --> 01:29:57,500 Ms. Yoon. 1511 01:29:57,583 --> 01:29:59,125 What about my contract? 1512 01:30:00,666 --> 01:30:02,875 80-20, my favor. 1513 01:30:03,958 --> 01:30:06,416 - Okay? - That is not okay, you bastard! 1514 01:30:06,500 --> 01:30:07,541 Okay! 1515 01:30:07,625 --> 01:30:08,625 What? 1516 01:30:19,791 --> 01:30:21,833 - Let's cheer her on. - Shall we cheer her on? 1517 01:30:21,916 --> 01:30:25,333 Go, go, you're doing so well! 1518 01:30:26,125 --> 01:30:30,000 Go, go! Good work! 1519 01:30:37,291 --> 01:30:39,708 AND THEN HE SLOWLY APPROACHED HER AND STARTED TAKING OFF HER CLOTHES. 1520 01:30:49,708 --> 01:30:50,791 Dang… 1521 01:30:52,000 --> 01:30:53,916 What was that? Dementia? 1522 01:30:55,166 --> 01:30:56,708 Train of thought departed. 1523 01:31:21,041 --> 01:31:21,916 What? 1524 01:31:23,708 --> 01:31:25,625 FORBIDDEN FAIRYTALE 1525 01:31:25,708 --> 01:31:27,500 Forbidden Fairytale. 1526 01:31:28,333 --> 01:31:29,375 How is it? 1527 01:31:30,041 --> 01:31:33,000 You know fairy tales already have sexual potential, right? 1528 01:31:33,708 --> 01:31:36,625 So, adapt them for adults. 1529 01:31:37,291 --> 01:31:39,375 Cinderella, The Little Mermaid. 1530 01:31:39,458 --> 01:31:42,541 Characters from those fairy tales doing naughty things. 1531 01:31:43,416 --> 01:31:44,541 It's oddly arousing. 1532 01:31:44,625 --> 01:31:46,083 It's freaking brilliant. 1533 01:31:46,666 --> 01:31:48,333 Okay, then how about this? 1534 01:31:48,416 --> 01:31:50,958 Cinderella has to go home by midnight, right? 1535 01:31:51,041 --> 01:31:53,500 I never understood that. Why not just sleep with the prince? 1536 01:31:53,583 --> 01:31:55,083 - She can. - Exactly. 1537 01:31:55,166 --> 01:31:58,416 They're basically having a one-night stand after the ball. 1538 01:31:58,500 --> 01:32:00,250 And if you meet a hottie at the club 1539 01:32:00,333 --> 01:32:01,458 you just leave because it's midnight? 1540 01:32:01,541 --> 01:32:03,375 If the magic wears off? She turns into a pauper. 1541 01:32:03,458 --> 01:32:05,333 She's already naked, so what does it matter? 1542 01:32:05,416 --> 01:32:06,791 The prince wouldn't care about that, right? 1543 01:32:07,625 --> 01:32:08,958 What? 1544 01:32:09,041 --> 01:32:10,375 Then how about this? 1545 01:32:10,458 --> 01:32:15,375 Snow White gets revived by the prince and is brought back to the castle. 1546 01:32:15,458 --> 01:32:17,333 That's where the fairy tale ends. 1547 01:32:17,416 --> 01:32:19,083 But my story 1548 01:32:19,166 --> 01:32:21,291 shows what happens afterward. 1549 01:32:23,125 --> 01:32:25,416 Afterward? 1550 01:32:25,500 --> 01:32:27,625 The story begins in the courtroom. 1551 01:32:28,291 --> 01:32:30,458 Snow White and the eldest dwarf have an affair. 1552 01:32:30,541 --> 01:32:34,166 - So they're on trial. - Kill them, kill them! 1553 01:32:34,666 --> 01:32:36,500 - He's so handsome! - So dreamy 1554 01:32:36,583 --> 01:32:37,875 Hold on a second! 1555 01:32:37,958 --> 01:32:40,791 It's true this guy liked me, 1556 01:32:40,875 --> 01:32:43,708 but I really wasn't interested in him at all! 1557 01:32:44,291 --> 01:32:47,625 I only have the prince! Please believe me! 1558 01:32:48,750 --> 01:32:50,958 Buddy, tell them! 1559 01:32:52,416 --> 01:32:54,125 How could I ever forget… 1560 01:32:55,625 --> 01:32:57,000 the day I learned about love? 1561 01:32:57,708 --> 01:32:59,375 What are you talking about? 1562 01:33:00,000 --> 01:33:03,291 The princess was happy after coming to this castle. 1563 01:33:04,125 --> 01:33:06,416 I felt my job here was done. 1564 01:33:07,166 --> 01:33:09,500 So I packed my things to leave. 1565 01:33:10,000 --> 01:33:11,708 But then, a gust of wind blew out the candle. 1566 01:33:11,791 --> 01:33:14,625 And suddenly, I was grabbed from behind! 1567 01:33:14,708 --> 01:33:16,125 Oh my, oh my! 1568 01:33:16,208 --> 01:33:18,291 When did I ever do that? 1569 01:33:18,375 --> 01:33:24,416 They explored every inch of my body, 1570 01:33:24,916 --> 01:33:28,458 with their tongue and hands as if they knew men so well 1571 01:33:28,541 --> 01:33:30,333 and it felt too good to resist. 1572 01:33:30,416 --> 01:33:31,416 I did? 1573 01:33:31,916 --> 01:33:35,583 The tongue inside the mouth is hot, right? 1574 01:33:35,666 --> 01:33:37,708 With that hot tongue, from my back 1575 01:33:37,791 --> 01:33:40,250 licking like this 1576 01:33:40,333 --> 01:33:43,250 downward, downward, continuously. 1577 01:33:43,333 --> 01:33:47,166 It grazed my chest, sliding downwards 1578 01:33:47,250 --> 01:33:50,958 until finally, it circled around my belly button 1579 01:33:51,458 --> 01:33:53,500 one and a half times. 1580 01:33:54,166 --> 01:33:55,250 So embarrassing. 1581 01:33:55,333 --> 01:33:57,750 Then their hands slipped into my pants! 1582 01:33:58,708 --> 01:34:00,750 And grabbed… 1583 01:34:01,791 --> 01:34:02,958 - my… - Your… 1584 01:34:03,041 --> 01:34:04,041 Your 1585 01:34:04,125 --> 01:34:05,250 - Pe… - Pe… 1586 01:34:06,250 --> 01:34:07,166 - …nis - …nis 1587 01:34:07,250 --> 01:34:08,791 - Pe - Pe-What? 1588 01:34:09,791 --> 01:34:10,833 …Nis 1589 01:34:11,666 --> 01:34:13,958 Shut up! When did I?! 1590 01:34:14,041 --> 01:34:16,333 - You shut up! - You stay out of it! 1591 01:34:16,416 --> 01:34:19,166 - Can't we just kill her first? - Yeah, let him finish! 1592 01:34:19,250 --> 01:34:20,666 The one I love… 1593 01:34:22,583 --> 01:34:24,291 is not Snow White. 1594 01:34:24,375 --> 01:34:25,750 - What? - Huh? 1595 01:34:29,250 --> 01:34:30,708 Please be happy. 1596 01:34:33,875 --> 01:34:35,125 I'll head up first. 1597 01:34:39,083 --> 01:34:40,375 Brother, I'm here! 1598 01:34:40,458 --> 01:34:42,000 Brother! 1599 01:34:43,416 --> 01:34:44,625 Sniff… 1600 01:34:44,708 --> 01:34:46,208 Huh… 1601 01:34:46,291 --> 01:34:47,583 Brother! 1602 01:34:48,083 --> 01:34:50,291 He's handsome too, both brothers are so hot! 1603 01:34:58,708 --> 01:35:02,125 So, the younger brother framed him to get killed. 1604 01:35:02,208 --> 01:35:05,250 It's like you twisted a mystery 1605 01:35:05,333 --> 01:35:07,958 with a gay element. 1606 01:35:09,750 --> 01:35:11,750 - I want to read the next one. - You do? 1607 01:35:11,833 --> 01:35:13,000 A lot of women are into erotica, 1608 01:35:13,083 --> 01:35:16,291 so, the gay twist will work. 1609 01:35:16,875 --> 01:35:19,458 I wasn't going hard on the gay story. 1610 01:35:19,541 --> 01:35:20,625 It's a love story. 1611 01:35:20,708 --> 01:35:22,625 - Love? - Yes. 1612 01:35:23,333 --> 01:35:27,208 You two have been together a lot lately. Sticky like glue. 1613 01:35:28,791 --> 01:35:32,125 What's wrong with sticking together? 1614 01:35:39,583 --> 01:35:40,750 Oops, sorry. 1615 01:36:13,000 --> 01:36:14,000 What? 1616 01:36:18,166 --> 01:36:20,833 FITNESS FOR YOUR HEALTH 1617 01:36:21,625 --> 01:36:22,958 What is it? 1618 01:36:24,500 --> 01:36:26,333 Dan-bi! Dan-bi? 1619 01:36:44,291 --> 01:36:46,000 What is wrong with me? 1620 01:37:16,375 --> 01:37:19,875 My #1 says hello. 1621 01:37:21,958 --> 01:37:23,041 I guess you've recovered. 1622 01:37:33,166 --> 01:37:35,375 Mr. Hwang! Ms. Yoon's piece is up! 1623 01:37:38,708 --> 01:37:41,333 The Prince and the Seven Dwarfs? 1624 01:37:41,416 --> 01:37:42,875 WATCHED WITHOUT MUCH EXPECTATION. 1625 01:37:42,958 --> 01:37:44,208 BUT WOW. SUPER FUN. LOL 1626 01:37:44,291 --> 01:37:45,750 DELIVERY, STORY, CHARACTERS, AND TWISTS-ALL TOP-NOTCH 1627 01:37:45,833 --> 01:37:47,333 RANKING 3 1628 01:37:49,291 --> 01:37:51,791 The Prince and the Seven Dwarfs? 1629 01:37:52,625 --> 01:37:55,083 So tacky, gosh. 1630 01:37:59,750 --> 01:38:01,083 Insane. 1631 01:38:01,166 --> 01:38:02,208 This is insane! 1632 01:38:02,291 --> 01:38:03,916 END OF EPISODE 1 1633 01:38:04,000 --> 01:38:05,250 Next episode. 1634 01:38:07,083 --> 01:38:08,416 50 cents. 1635 01:38:10,833 --> 01:38:12,000 Look at that! 1636 01:38:12,083 --> 01:38:13,041 THE PRINCE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS 1637 01:38:13,125 --> 01:38:16,666 Dan-bi just hit a jackpot! 1638 01:38:23,333 --> 01:38:24,208 KOBACO BROADCASTING CENTER 1639 01:38:24,291 --> 01:38:26,125 To celebrate Dan-bi's return 1640 01:38:26,208 --> 01:38:28,958 and to commemorate the unity of our team 1641 01:38:29,041 --> 01:38:30,291 let's work hard, eat well, and drink hard too! 1642 01:38:30,375 --> 01:38:32,875 After work, let's have grilled eel. 1643 01:38:32,958 --> 01:38:37,291 Sir, something weird got posted on the board. 1644 01:38:37,375 --> 01:38:39,375 If you don't want to go, just say so. 1645 01:38:39,458 --> 01:38:41,000 - It's not that. - What is it? 1646 01:38:41,791 --> 01:38:43,708 THE DOUBLE LIFE OF MS. YOON FROM THE YOUTH PROTECTION TEAM! 1647 01:38:44,291 --> 01:38:46,291 {\an8}It says "Ms. Yoon," so, Yoon Dan-bi? 1648 01:38:47,041 --> 01:38:48,750 - Pardon? - Take a look at this. 1649 01:38:48,833 --> 01:38:50,916 A weird claim was posted on our board. 1650 01:38:54,833 --> 01:38:56,250 What's this all about? 1651 01:38:56,333 --> 01:38:57,166 {\an8}REPORTING MS. YOON'S DOUBLE LIFE 1652 01:39:02,375 --> 01:39:05,083 This is Youth Protection team. Newspaper? 1653 01:39:06,375 --> 01:39:08,000 Ms. Yoon Dan-bi? 1654 01:39:08,083 --> 01:39:11,208 - That hasn't been confirmed yet. - Youth Protection team. 1655 01:39:11,291 --> 01:39:13,833 - The bulletin board? That's not possible. - We don't know yet! 1656 01:39:13,916 --> 01:39:14,750 Hello? 1657 01:39:15,333 --> 01:39:18,666 Did you just swear at me? 1658 01:39:18,750 --> 01:39:20,541 I'm hanging up, you punk! 1659 01:39:20,625 --> 01:39:22,333 - Dan-bi! - Hey! 1660 01:39:23,125 --> 01:39:25,416 Why aren't they answering your phone quickly? 1661 01:39:25,500 --> 01:39:27,416 - Are you heading to EroKing? - Yes. 1662 01:39:27,500 --> 01:39:28,541 I'll come with you! 1663 01:39:28,625 --> 01:39:29,458 Okay! 1664 01:39:35,541 --> 01:39:38,875 Listen, I'll go and talk to that bastard myself. 1665 01:39:38,958 --> 01:39:41,041 So don't get all worked up and get caught up… 1666 01:39:41,125 --> 01:39:43,083 - Ms. Yoon! Hey! - Dan-bi! Dammit! 1667 01:39:43,166 --> 01:39:44,500 Where are you going?! 1668 01:39:45,541 --> 01:39:46,458 Dan-bi! 1669 01:39:47,041 --> 01:39:48,375 He's running away! 1670 01:39:48,458 --> 01:39:49,666 Where do you think you're going? 1671 01:39:50,708 --> 01:39:53,291 EroKing, you punk! 1672 01:39:57,125 --> 01:39:58,250 Are you okay? 1673 01:40:01,958 --> 01:40:03,291 Mr. Hwang! 1674 01:40:04,208 --> 01:40:05,583 Oh no! 1675 01:40:05,666 --> 01:40:06,583 Ah… damn… 1676 01:40:06,666 --> 01:40:07,958 Shit, no airbag. 1677 01:40:08,041 --> 01:40:09,416 - Sir, are you okay? - Are you hurt? 1678 01:40:09,916 --> 01:40:11,333 I got him at least. 1679 01:40:11,416 --> 01:40:12,666 Are you insane?! 1680 01:40:12,750 --> 01:40:14,958 You deserve it, you lowlife. 1681 01:40:16,208 --> 01:40:17,625 You're all screwed now. 1682 01:40:18,416 --> 01:40:19,666 Shit! 1683 01:40:35,625 --> 01:40:36,958 Chicken shit. 1684 01:40:38,166 --> 01:40:40,000 What a moron! 1685 01:40:42,125 --> 01:40:44,208 - You crazy bitch! - Hey! 1686 01:40:45,083 --> 01:40:46,791 You son of a bitch! 1687 01:40:53,625 --> 01:40:54,833 Dumbass. 1688 01:40:54,916 --> 01:40:56,166 Buddy! 1689 01:41:00,583 --> 01:41:02,583 Don't look down on erotica. 1690 01:41:03,541 --> 01:41:05,416 Get your shit together, asshole. 1691 01:41:10,000 --> 01:41:11,958 THE SECRET DOUBLE LIFE OF A HARMFUL CONTENT REGULATOR 1692 01:41:12,041 --> 01:41:13,708 AUDIT COMMITTEE CHAIRMAN 1693 01:41:13,791 --> 01:41:14,625 Mr. Han. 1694 01:41:14,708 --> 01:41:18,333 This is more than enough for her dismissal. 1695 01:41:18,416 --> 01:41:20,416 What exactly is the problem? 1696 01:41:20,500 --> 01:41:22,500 Can't a government employee write a novel? 1697 01:41:22,583 --> 01:41:24,291 It depends on the type of novel. 1698 01:41:24,875 --> 01:41:27,125 How can a government official write such trash. 1699 01:41:28,708 --> 01:41:30,666 Excuse me, I have a question. 1700 01:41:32,958 --> 01:41:36,708 Is it a problem to write fairy tales after work? 1701 01:41:37,625 --> 01:41:39,166 No, and what of it? 1702 01:41:39,250 --> 01:41:43,583 Then why is writing erotica after work a problem? 1703 01:41:43,666 --> 01:41:46,125 I already explained, didn't I? 1704 01:41:46,208 --> 01:41:49,750 Writing such inappropriate content tarnishes the honor of public servants. 1705 01:41:49,833 --> 01:41:51,833 And is a reason for dismissal! 1706 01:41:51,916 --> 01:41:54,041 For humanity's evolution and reproduction… 1707 01:41:54,791 --> 01:41:59,291 it's adult romance that's important, not children's books! 1708 01:41:59,375 --> 01:42:00,708 What the hell is he saying? 1709 01:42:01,416 --> 01:42:02,583 That's a strange point. 1710 01:42:02,666 --> 01:42:05,875 What are the criteria for a masterpiece and trash? 1711 01:42:05,958 --> 01:42:10,000 - Could you two leave? - If it's cathartic, it's a masterpiece. 1712 01:42:10,083 --> 01:42:11,958 - If it gets you wet, it's trash? - Anyone outside? 1713 01:42:12,041 --> 01:42:14,166 - Come in here. Escort them both out! - Why me, too? 1714 01:42:14,250 --> 01:42:15,000 Don't touch me! 1715 01:42:15,083 --> 01:42:17,416 How could you not know 1716 01:42:17,500 --> 01:42:19,375 the basics of evolution and reproduction? 1717 01:42:19,458 --> 01:42:21,083 Then should we ban violent novels, too? 1718 01:42:21,166 --> 01:42:23,083 No novels with thieves or scammers?! 1719 01:42:23,166 --> 01:42:24,000 Get out! 1720 01:42:24,083 --> 01:42:25,416 Should we ban novels with scammers and thieves?! 1721 01:42:25,500 --> 01:42:26,333 Christ! 1722 01:42:26,416 --> 01:42:28,750 Then just ban all kinds of novels! 1723 01:42:33,333 --> 01:42:34,208 Ms. Yoon Dan-bi. 1724 01:42:35,166 --> 01:42:36,000 Yes, Sir? 1725 01:42:36,583 --> 01:42:38,833 You know what you did wrong, don't you? 1726 01:42:40,083 --> 01:42:44,375 For your boss' sake, you'll get a three-month suspension. 1727 01:42:44,458 --> 01:42:46,625 So, stay quiet and behave at home, okay? 1728 01:42:46,708 --> 01:42:47,750 This is your only chance. 1729 01:42:48,333 --> 01:42:49,750 As a woman, 1730 01:42:49,833 --> 01:42:51,375 where do you get off writing such indecent filth. 1731 01:42:51,458 --> 01:42:53,000 Lowering the dignity of us all. 1732 01:42:54,416 --> 01:42:56,083 Mr. Chairman. 1733 01:42:56,166 --> 01:42:58,625 Before you talk about the dignity of public servants… 1734 01:42:59,958 --> 01:43:02,958 you should consider the basic integrity first. 1735 01:43:04,583 --> 01:43:05,875 I… 1736 01:43:07,333 --> 01:43:09,000 will resign. 1737 01:43:15,666 --> 01:43:18,500 - Keep your emotions in check. - I said my piece. 1738 01:43:20,416 --> 01:43:22,625 - Are you okay? - How did it go? 1739 01:43:22,708 --> 01:43:25,625 I'm done with this double life. 1740 01:43:25,708 --> 01:43:27,208 Then what will you do? 1741 01:43:27,291 --> 01:43:30,083 Well something fun. 1742 01:43:30,166 --> 01:43:31,250 Dan-bi… 1743 01:43:32,041 --> 01:43:35,125 I'm gonna start doing what I want to do. 1744 01:43:35,625 --> 01:43:36,833 And be honest with myself. 1745 01:43:59,333 --> 01:44:00,166 {\an8}AFT AIRLINES 1746 01:44:10,000 --> 01:44:13,083 Oh Choong-gil, known as "EroKing" has been arrested on charges 1747 01:44:13,166 --> 01:44:15,208 of illegally filming women 1748 01:44:15,291 --> 01:44:17,291 and all of his writings have been taken down. 1749 01:45:49,208 --> 01:45:50,166 What do you think? 1750 01:45:51,250 --> 01:45:55,083 What we want is, you know… 1751 01:45:55,708 --> 01:46:00,250 That sticky, sultry vibe. That's missing from this. 1752 01:46:00,333 --> 01:46:01,166 Then… 1753 01:46:03,166 --> 01:46:04,458 why don't you teach me? 1754 01:49:01,333 --> 01:49:04,708 ALL NAMES AND EVENTS ARE FICTIONAL ANY LIKENESS TO REALITY IS ACCIDENTAL 1755 01:49:04,791 --> 01:49:07,041 ALL ANIMALS WERE HANDLED SAFELY BY EXPERTS 119755

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