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Oh, Mother. What a pleasant surprise.

-Or maybe not. -It's Dani.

I'm so glad you're aware of the situation.

How could I not be?

I just read about Doug McBride's drunk driving accident

and my blood ran cold.

The way that he and Dani--

two incredibly intelligent, talented people--

became so self-destructive because of alcohol.

But at least Dani was able to correct

her most recent error in judgment.

That absurd wedding to Andre.

Actually, she wasn't.

I ran into Andre last night,

and he told me that he and Dani decided to stay married.

To stay...

No. Absolutely not.

We have to put an end to this.

I don't even want to think about what kind of wild behavior

they're engaging in as we speak.

Congratulations, Chelsea bear.

I am so proud of you for launching your business,

putting it out into the world,

and for how you handled that very difficult situation

with Allison with such grace and aplomb.

Call me back when you can, okay? Kisses.

So...

has Chelsea said anything about us getting married?

Not yet. Though I'm sure she knows,

courtesy of the Anita impersonator's

-social media post. -Mm.

-So is no news good news? -Unfortunately not.

Chelsea tends to give me the silent treatment

when she is peeved about something I've done.

Ah. I'm sorry about that.

It'd be nice if Chelsea and Naomi could be happy for us.

What are you doing? Did someone tell you to stop?

-No. -Then continue cuddling, please.

Unless you're bored.

-Are you bored? -Absolutely not.

I like snuggling up with you

like we're an old married couple.

I could get used to this.

♪ ♪

Bill, I searched for all the documents you asked about.

I was able to dig up Dani's marriage certificate,

-but I'm afraid... -And why does my husband

want his ex-wife's marriage certificate?

Counselor.

Since when do you play blackjack in the middle of the afternoon?

Oh, I'm not here to play games.

Especially after learning what recently happened

to one of your high rollers.

Doug McBride.

Oh, yes, I heard about his car accident.

Such a shame.

Is it really?

That's not actually the question you want to ask, is it?

Did you have something to do with Doug's car

plunging into that ravine?

So have you and Derek decided on the big day?

Nowhere near.

We're still adjusting to moving in together, which, fortunately,

is going much better than the last time.

That's good.

So have there been any changes in his condition?

Not yet,

but he's managing to keep a positive attitude,

which is wonderful, considering he must be so scared

that the paralysis could be permanent.

You know?

Hey, you.

What are you doing here?

I just got done visiting the children's ward

with some of my firefighter buddies.

Decided to wheel by.

Aw, I'm glad you did. How'd it go?

It was good. We passed out toy fire trucks,

told stories, the usual.

Well, I'm sure they loved it. And you.

Just the kids?

Yeah, 'cause you're completely unlovable otherwise.

That's why I'm planning to spend the rest of my life with you.

-Good seeing you, Derek. -Shanice, hey.

Hey, if you stick around, I can squeeze in

a physical therapy session.

Um, I wouldn't want to inconvenience you.

You won't.

I've got a new routine I'm itching to try out.

Hey, Ashley, I think Mrs. Stone probably needs help

-with her lunch tray. -I'm on it.

I really don't want to bother you, Shanice.

Cut the crap.

I cannot believe you are still lying to Ashley

about not feeling sensation in your legs,

but hopefully, by the end of today's session,

I'd knock some sense into you.

♪ ♪

Nicole, I am sitting here at the country club

surrounded by brochures for...

cemeteries, caskets, flowers.

I-I don't know where to start.

I-I keep thinking, what would Doug want? But I-I don't know.

We figured we had years

before we had to consider funerals.

I know, honey.

I'll come join you, and we'll go through them together, okay?

In the meantime, you should probably start with a plot.

I suggest Cedar Hill Cemetery. It's close, quiet, and lovely.

Mm.

Start with Cedar Hill. I-I-I can do that. I'll...

I'll ask for a plot near some trees.

Doug always liked shade.

My husband deserves the best.

Excuse me, Miss. I'm looking for a supervisor.

I'm the nursing supervisor. Can I help you?

Um... I just found out that Dr. McBride's office

has already been reassigned.

Donnell McBride?

I didn't know you were back home. Is Deanna back, too?

Uh, no. Uh, my sister's pretty fragile right now.

She decided it'd be better if she stayed in school for now.

I'm Shanice Johnson,

and please accept my condolences for your loss.

-Your father was a good man. -Thank you.

Came back to visit his office.

You know, remember him where he was in his element.

After all of his years of service to this hospital,

for them to just turn over his office so suddenly...

-I mean... -It wasn't suddenly, Donnell.

Your father hasn't worked here for months.

My father never said anything to me about leaving Garland,

a-and we talked all the time.

Where was he working? Did he move to a private practice?

Look, I suggest you talk to your mother about this.

Mom didn't tell me anything about this, either.

Were my parents keeping secrets from me?

It's not my place to say.

Oh.

Thank you for at least telling me a little bit

about what was going on.

You've been more honest with me than my own family.

I'm no lawyer, but I think I've just been libeled.

Slander is the term for making a false oral statement,

and I simply asked a question.

Accusing me of involvement in Doug's death.

A few days ago, I told you that Doug

came to me for help to take you down.

Next thing I know, he winds up in a fatal car accident.

That's one hell of a coincidence.

Some would call it karma.

Doug flew too close to the sun,

and the universe put the brakes on his ambition.

Sorry for the poor choice of words.

Apparently, Doug's brakes couldn't keep him

from flying into that ravine.

That's cold, Joey, even for you.

Just being honest,

which is usually the mark of an innocent man.

Doug McBride was a drunk.

Just ask any of the bartenders here,

or any at any of the local establishments.

And after yet one more night of drinking himself into oblivion,

he had the poor judgement to get behind the wheel of a car.

It's a plausible argument.

Still pretty damn convenient, though.

I wasn't even in town when it happened.

Oh, I have no doubt that you made sure

that you were someplace else with an extensive digital trail

and plenty of witnesses to your whereabouts.

Because that's exactly what a smart person would do

to give himself an alibi.

Old married couple indeed.

I think our new marriage is very hot.

Speaking of which, aren't you warm in all these clothes?

Let me help you with those.

Dani. It's the afternoon, for goodness sake.

Mother!

I am sorry to interrupt the honeymoon, and...

Actually, I'm not.

I am thrilled.

Dani, you and I need to talk, alone.

Mother, you do not get to say

who comes and goes and stays in my home.

And if you're gonna come in here without knocking,

I might have to revoke your house key privileges.

ANITA: Well, go ahead.

You've been revoking all kinds of things lately,

like your plan to end this farce of a marriage.

Bill didn't tell me why he wanted

Dani's marriage certificate,

just told me to track down every legal document I could find

related to the marriage.

He is obsessed with this woman.

I think that's overstating it.

I try to keep him away from her, but you enable him

by getting papers with her name on them.

His interest is purely professional, I'm sure.

Yeah, I'm sure one of his clients

is paying Bill's huge hourly rate

to learn about Dani's marriage.

Caroline, something...

shifted when Chelsea was kidnapped.

I think he might have fallen back in love with Dani.

Bill loves you.

But don't you think it's possible for a man

to love two women at the same time?

Sure it is, but that doesn't mean

that's what's going on with Bill.

You really should talk to your husband

before jumping to conclusions and driving yourself crazy.

Happy? Now that you've made my new husband

feel unwelcome in my home.

I just want to know why that boy is still your husband.

He is very much a man, and I don't owe you an explanation.

You owe me for being on this Earth.

But right now, I'll settle for an explanation.

Or are you refusing to answer me

because you'll have to admit that you've made yet another

bad decision while drinking?

Why would you even say that?

Doug McBride died because he was driving while intoxicated.

Yes, I know, and it's very sad,

and my heart goes out to Vanessa,

but I don't see what that has to do with my marriage to Andre.

You said you were blackout drunk.

Blackout drunk, Dani.

Baby, I think you have a drinking problem.

Anita Dupree just kicked me out of my own wife's house

because you went and told her that Dani and I

didn't get an annulment.

Was it a secret?

No, but did you have to go

and put the worst possible spin on it?

Mother paid me a visit because she's worried

about Dani's drinking.

That is when I filled her in that the two of you

decided to stay married.

-No spin. -But why today?

I mean, sure, we were drunk off our asses at the wedding.

As far as I know, Dani hasn't been drinking since we got back.

Doug's drunk driving accident.

It got Mother thinking about the role

-that alcohol plays in Dani's life. -Yeah.

And frankly, I think that she has reason

to be concerned about the both of you.

Can you honestly tell me that-that you would've married

Dani if you were stone cold sober?

The drinks may have made me uninhibited that night, sure,

but honestly, booze is not what sent

-me and Dani to Vegas. -Then what was it?

And don't you even say "true love"

because neither one of you has used those words

to describe this relationship.

Dani and I had both been dealing with some personal stuff,

and she had another argument with Bill and...

Because it always comes back to Bill where Dani is concerned.

And I can understand Dani deciding

that she needed a younger spouse for payback.

But what do you get out of this, Andre?

Marriage to an incredible woman.

I heard Ashley got engaged.

Did you marry Dani on the rebound?

Hey, how'd things go with Shanice?

We haven't had our session yet.

You know, she's probably too busy. I'm-I'm just gonna leave.

No, no, no, you can't. Please, she was so sweet to offer and...

listen, things have been going so well with us.

I feel like we can do anything.

Who knows, maybe this is the physical therapy session

that'll make a breakthrough.

Anything's possible.

So I found out about Ashley's engagement

right before Dani and I went to Vegas,

and maybe it hurt.

I'm sorry, honey.

Feeling rejected can lead to anyone making a bad decision,

but fortunately, this can still be fixed.

Go back to the original plan of getting an annulment.

Why is your family dead set against our marriage?

If you were willing to accept Dani and me dating,

why is our being married such a problem?

Speaking for myself, I tolerated you and Dani having a fling.

Okay.

So as long as I was her boy toy, that was okay with you?

It was concerning.

But a short-term relationship

comes with a lot less problems than a marriage.

Yeah, I can't see that.

Let's start with the age gap, for one.

I'm assuming that, someday, you're gonna want to have kids.

That is not gonna happen with Dani.

So I should break up with her because of kids

that I might eventually want someday?

Okay. Anything else?

The fact that she is still madly in love with Bill.

Don't you want to be more than somebody's second choice?

How is that a healthy dynamic?

Auntie, maybe the dynamic you're really concerned about here

is the one between you and Dani.

Andre, you are sadly mistaken if you think you're gonna come

between me and my sister.

No, no, I'm-I'm talking about your position as the-the stable,

respectable sister, in contrast to Dani,

who's the hot mess.

Because you think that this drunken marriage

makes her look stable? Please.

If she's in a happy marriage,

and you're going through a painful divorce,

yeah, it flips the script.

-That is absurd. -I don't think so.

And as much as I love you,

I'm not gonna get an annulment just to make you happy.

This is not about my happiness.

Tell me, would you be happy with Dani

if you found out Ashley all of a sudden became single?

That is a pointless hypothetical

that I won't dignify with an answer.

Mother, you are completely off base thinking

that I have a drinking problem.

Andre and I were having fun

and doing what millions of people do in Vegas.

Getting so drunk that you could barely remember

what you did isn't healthy, baby.

Now, I was all for you finding someone

to make you happy, but right now

I can't help but wonder if Andre is a bad influence on you.

You couldn't be more wrong.

I actually was drinking more than I should've been

a couple months ago,

and it was Andre who called me out

and convinced me to cut back.

Frankly, he knew more about what was going on with me

than anyone in the family.

Well, why wouldn't you tell us that you were

having this kind of trouble?

Because I wasn't. Not really.

Thanks to Andre.

Baby, I saw those wedding photos,

and he was every bit as drunk as you were.

We didn't drive. We used a pilot and a rideshare

to get to that wedding chapel and back again safely.

And what about all the drinking that led up

to this spontaneous trip to Vegas?

I heard you'd been drinking at the club for hours.

Yes, we had some drinks,

but that's not why we got married.

The truth is,

I was under the influence of something

far more addictive than liquor.

Bill Hamilton.

You know, Counselor, sometimes an alibi

means the guy didn't do it.

Relatively few times,

in my experience as a criminal defense lawyer.

The timing of my trip just happened to coincide

with the accident.

Yeah, yeah, but it's just not like you

to let a threat against you go unanswered, Joey.

Oh, I thought about taking action,

but then I realized that

Doug wasn't really capable of doing me any harm.

I mean, look, the poor guy was so inept

he didn't know that, by going to you,

you would just turn around and go to me.

Well, I'm grateful that he didn't realize that.

Yeah, well, him going to anyone to muscle me

was a dumb move, and he should've known that.

Plus, any move he was gonna make against me

would only hurt Vanessa.

And now that he's gone,

you have no obstacles in the pursuit of his wife.

Doug couldn't be an obstacle in his wildest dreams.

I had no reason to hurt the man.

So you can rest easy, Counselor.

By coming to me and giving me a heads-up,

you didn't sign his death warrant.

We'll probably need Ballroom A for the repast,

with the option to spill over into B.

-My husband was well-known and respected. -Yes, ma'am.

-We'll discuss the menu later. -Yes, Mrs. McBride.

And again, you have my deepest condolences.

Donnell, sweetheart, what are you doing here?

Aunt Jan told me you were here.

I meant, what brought you back home?

After I saw you and Deanna, I thought...

I took a leave of absence from school.

Why?

I was clear with both you and your sister that

I didn't want you to disrupt your lives.

There's no way I could focus on classes right now.

And here...

...maybe it'll help me believe Dad's really gone.

And help you, too.

That's so sweet of you.

But... I'm doing fine.

And I'm concerned about Deanna being at Banneker alone.

She's not alone, Mom.

She's got her sorors around her all the time

and regular sessions with her therapist.

But now, I'm starting to wonder if the real reason

you didn't want me and Deanna to come to the funeral

was because you didn't want us to know the truth.

What do you mean?

Dad.

I was honest with you about how he died.

No, I just came from the hospital.

They told me he quit his job there months ago.

How come nobody told me?

Your-your father and I wanted to protect you and your sister.

From what?

If you don't level with me about what was going on...

I'll find somebody else who will.

Your father was having some personal struggles

that were impacting his job performance.

In the interest of patient care and his own well-being,

he... he resigned.

Job performance?

Patient care?

Come on, Mom. I'm not a little kid anymore.

Whatever the truth is, just tell me.

Um...

Your father had... had started gambling heavily.

It got out of control.

For how long?

I mean...

I mean, why didn't you get him some help?

I didn't realize how far gone he was until it was too late.

You should've told me.

Maybe I could've tried to find a way to get through to him.

Dad might still be alive.

-SHANICE: Before I start... -[door closes]

...I need you to level with me about how much progress

you've actually made.

So, are you running marathons?

I swear to you, nothing has changed.

I have twinges of feeling back in part of my legs,

but I still can't walk.

Relax, this is for your own good.

Guilt causes stress, you know.

And stress won't help you with your recovery.

Assuming you even feel guilty

for lying to the woman you say you love,

and you're not a full-blown sociopath.

It's hard keeping this secret from Ashley,

but I'm hoping to surprise her by walking at the wedding.

So just how is this supposed to work?

She comes walking down the aisle towards you,

and you-you leap out of your wheelchair

yelling, "Praise Jesus!

I can walk," like one of those con artists

who works with the bogus faith healer?

You're deliberately putting a negative spin on all this.

Because there's nothing positive about...

faking a phony miracle at your own wedding.

I-I want the occasion to be memorable

and special for Ashley.

You can do that by splurging on a good DJ

and a chocolate fountain.

Derek, it is clear to me

that you are keeping this secret

because you're afraid that Ashley

might leave you for Andre

if she feels like you don't need her.

And what I don't get is, why are you so insecure

now that Andre's married to Dani?

Andre's married?

HAYLEY: I want an explanation.

Caroline, is this all you can find?

No annulment or divorce papers?

-No. -Hey. I am waiting.

In a moment, sweetheart.

Any chance the officiant forgot to sign or file something?

-Anything? -No. The marriage is legal.

-Damn it. -Good.

And I hope they live happily ever after.

I don't suppose they were smart enough to draft a prenup?

Well, in all my years working here,

I've never known of an impulsive Vegas wedding with a prenup.

Yeah, that's true.

All right. All right, thanks. We'll continue this later.

You have one last chance to explain to me

why you give a damn about Dani's marriage

before you have two exes instead of just one.

Hayley, I asked Carolina to look into Dani's marriage

because of the financial ramifications, okay?

Dani is a wealthy woman,

and one day, my daughters, they should inherit her estate.

But now, this-this dilettante,

this "playa" has claims to it all.

Andre inherited his own fortune when his parents died,

so he doesn't need Dani's money.

You just can't stand the fact that Dani remarried.

I think you like knowing your ex was still pining for you

and that door was still open.

Yeah, well, you couldn't be more wrong.

And that's why you had Caroline looking everywhere

to see if there was a reason that this marriage is invalid.

You know, actually, I would've asked Dani all this myself,

but I didn't want to upset my wife,

so I decided I'd better find out

without going anywhere near Dani,

since you did ask me to stay far away from her.

Talk about following the letter

rather than the spirit of the law.

Well, my spirit is pretty steamed right now.

Now, just how did Bill have anything to do

with this disastrous marriage?

The night Andre and I flew to Vegas,

I was supposed to have dinner with Bill, Naomi, and Chelsea.

Nothing romantic, just us and the girls.

And let me guess, he cancelled on you?

-Honey, it was just dinner. -No, it wasn't.

Hayley got her panties in such a bundle that she ordered Bill

to tell me that we needed space from each other forever.

Well, Hayley might be right for once.

You and Bill do bring out the worst in each other.

When things are bad.

But when I have that man's heart, it is the ultimate high.

You know how happy I was for so many years.

I think I remember those years

a little more clearly than you do.

Look, I'm not claiming

that it was ever a perfect relationship,

but the point is that, this time, the hurt

and disappointment led me straight to that wedding chapel.

If I hadn't been focused on Andre,

I might've attacked Bill again.

He's the addiction.

Then you need to figure out a 12-step program

to stop Bill from having power over you.

Lord, grant me the power to accept the Bill I cannot change?

Exactly.

You need to come to terms with a life without Bill.

Your obsession with this man led you to fire a gun

at his wedding, and now, you've run off

and married your sister's nephew, of all people.

-Where does it end? -I don't know.

I wish to God I did.

Sweetheart.

I am sure Doug thought he would get home safely

when he decided to get behind the wheel of that car.

What if something similar happens with you?

What if you accidentally kill Bill

the next time you go after him?

Or somehow cause harm to yourself?

The thought of you in prison or worse...

That would destroy me.

-No one's going to prison or worse, Mom. -You don't know that.

Now, you need to find a way to get over Bill, once and for all.

Before it costs you everything.

Card tables aren't open for another hour.

Oh, no, I'm just looking for information.

Well, you're looking in the wrong place.

This ain't no internet.

Does the name Doug McBride ring any bells?

Who the hell wants...

My God. Donnell.

Boy, I haven't seen you since you were a kid.

Randy. Randy Parker.

Me and your father, we go way back.

Remember he used to bring you along to the park

when we used to hoop?

Yeah. Yeah, I remember that. Uh...

Wasn't there some type of, um, summer tournament?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Every summer, man.

I remember your dad used to palm your little bean head

and act like you were a ball and he was gonna dunk you.

Yeah, and you used to give me money for the ice cream man.

Oh, you and them damn creamsicles.

Yeah, so, uh, you and my dad, y'all...

y'all just stopped hanging out or...?

Oh, nah, nah, man. It wasn't nothing like that.

You know, I didn't really fit in with the country club vibe.

And as your mom and dad started rising up the food chain,

you know, two of us just mostly hung out here.

So my dad, he used to come to the casino just to visit you?

Well, I mean, that doesn't really matter now, right?

Right. Look, man, I'm just trying to figure out

what happened, all right?

Someone told me he used to gamble a lot.

Have a seat, kid. Go ahead, sit down.

Look, Donnie, I'm not gonna lie to you, all right?

Your dad was a regular here at the poker table, right?

-He even sat in that very chair. -Was he here the night he died?

Your father, for most of his life,

was a stand-up guy,

and I know that's the way he wants you to remember him.

I'm gonna take that as a yes.

This is where my dad was drinking

right before the accident.

I can't believe Ashley didn't tell you

Dani and Andre are married.

He came by the hospital, shared the news the other day.

Maybe it's too difficult for her to talk about

because she's still hung up on the guy.

More like she knows that Andre is a sore spot for you,

and she didn't want to mention his name.

The important thing is, Andre is not worried about Ashley,

so he is the least of your worries.

Ashley did tell me she had a feeling

I'd have a breakthrough today.

That's perfect. Now, you can do your big reveal

and have an honest relationship.

Now, go ahead and order that chocolate fountain.

You have a point.

This could be the right moment to tell her the truth.

-Oh. -Excuse me.

Hey.

Um, hey, for what it's worth, um,

I decided to take your advice.

Yeah, me and Dani decided to stay married.

Oh.

Well, I hope you're as happy as I am with my--

how did you put it?-- "safe comfort zone" engagement.

Yeah, I shouldn't have said that. I'm sorry.

Don't be.

Derek and I are deliriously happy, and...

I hope you and Dani are, too.

Yeah. We are happy, yeah.

Good.

Well, I guess you're adjusting

to living together, just like we are.

Although, Dani's house is huge.

Her closet is the size of my whole apartment.

Uh, no, we-we haven't worked out those living arrangements yet.

I'm still at my old place.

Huh.

Well, whatever works for you, I guess.

-Yeah. -Oh, my God.

-It just hit me. -What?

You are Naomi's stepfather now.

-How's that going for you? -Come on.

We haven't discussed that situation

with either of Dani's daughters.

Okay, but what is it like when you're all together?

Well, we haven't really seen them since we got married.

Okay, so you haven't moved in and...

you're not blending with her family...

Yeah.

Doesn't seem like much of a marriage to me.

-We need to talk. -Yeah, perfect timing.

I can get your marriage annulled within 24 hours.

-I'll even do it pro bono. -No, thank you.

Why do you have a copy of my marriage certificate?

Oh, I just wanted more verification

than that idiotic wedding selfie.

My marriage is very real.

Oh, yeah? Then why are you here

instead of with your nearly incestuous underage groom?

Because my spidey senses tingle

whenever you're thinking about me,

which, obviously, you are.

This connection between us is threatening to wreck

both of our marriages,

so I think we better figure out

how to sever it once and for all.

I don't know what's worse,

Dani insisting on staying married to Andre

or the fact that the reason she ran off to Vegas

in the first place is 'cause she can't get over Bill.

Andre's reasons for this marriage

are pretty dysfunctional as well.

They're not gonna be happy in this marriage,

but neither one of them is willing to admit it.

Vanessa.

You have my deepest condolences.

Thank you, Anita.

Sorry I took so long.

But I brought Mother along to help.

Anita Dupree is an expert

when it comes to planning events like this.

I will gratefully take all the help I can get.

How's the planning going?

I was arranging for the repast when Donnell showed up.

He took some time off from school

because he's having trouble processing Doug's death,

and I've only added to it.

Don't say that.

Donnell's suffering because his father died,

not because of anything that you did.

You're wrong there.

-I failed my children. -ANITA: No.

No, you didn't.

Vanessa, every mother has been in your shoes,

including myself.

You just have to trust that your love

and support will heal your son.

I appreciate the sentiment,

but I can't help but feel that

I've hurt my family beyond repair.

Randy, go to the cash cage. Make sure everything's ready.

We have a whale coming in tonight.

Will do. I'll show you out.

I'll find my way.

-Thanks, Randy. -Yeah.

You the guy who owns this place?

That would be me.

Then you're the one who's responsible

for my father's death.

It wasn't that long ago that you said

having your own place was the secret to a happy relationship.

Yeah, Dani and I's marriage may be a little unconventional,

but it doesn't mean that it's not real.

Well, I'm glad.

Look, I just want you to be happy.

Wow. How crazy is it that you are one

of the few people who are supportive of my marriage?

Well, you being married is better for all of us.

It means that you're really unavailable.

Uh...

Hey, um, I have to go talk to my Uncle Ted.

-ASHLEY: Mm-hmm. -ANDRE: Yeah.

DEREK: Babe?

How'd your physical therapy session go?

No breakthrough. Sorry.

Everything's the same as before.

I couldn't agree more.

We need to put an end to this... I...

I don't-- whatever this thing is

that started between us when Chelsea disappeared.

You know, just the sight of paperwork

with your name on it is triggering for Hayley.

Oh, poor widdle Hayley-Wayley.

Clearly, I made the better decision in my second marriage.

Andre is secure enough in our relationship

that it doesn't faze him when I mention my ex.

Okay, well, rather than engaging in any more Hayley bashing,

why don't we just focus on resolving our current situation?

Hmm? How about that? What do you suggest?

I don't know, boundaries.

Clearly, I'm no good at those,

so I was relying on your usual annoyingly brilliant self.

Okay. Um...

Well, hey, we can hurl insults at each other, yeah?

Piss each other off so much that we'd be happy

to never see each other again.

Easy enough. You first.

Okay. Dani, you are a walking,

talking, toxic storm.

Bill, you are a heartless, manipulative bastard.

And you are...

You are...

...incredibly beautiful.

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