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[? musical swirl ?]

[triumphant music]

Let's go!

? I've been on mountain tops ?

? I've been in valley lows ?

? I've been in the between, nowhere to go ?

? I've felt You all around me ?

? And I felt all alone, but I ?

? I always come home ?

? 'Cause I know we were made for this ?

? To jump and fly and fall and then ?

? To lift each other up again ?

? I know we were made for this ?

? To jump and fly and fall ?

? And most of all ?

? To love ?

? To love and to be loved ?

? To love, to love ?

? We were made for this ?

? To love, to love ?

? And to be loved ?

? To love, to love ?

? We were made for this ?

[Lennie] Okay, so those were a few of my old camp videos.

I think we do something like that for the talent show.

What do you think?

Some of these physically hurt to watch.

That's harsh.

Well, the content is there.

I was hoping you could

- help give it a little... - Pulse?

Any entertainment value?

A single solitary shred of a reason to want to watch it?

Yeah.

I got you.

[upbeat music]

- What's the theme again? - "Why am I here?"

Got it.

Five, six, seven, and smoke!

- [coughing] - [Rowe] Yeah.

Okay, you stand over there and I'll come in from behind.

- What? - [Rowe] Just watch.

? Here at Aweegaway ?

? We didn't come to play ?

? Follow me for step-ball-change, skiggy, kahh ?

? It's super powerful ?

? We hit it hard, we slay ?

Lennie, can you cry on command?

- What? - [Rowe] Nevermind.

? Give me lights, give me smoke, and a little bit of sass ?

? Moving it real close while I'm shaking my- ?

Whoa!

I was gonna say camera.

Uh-huh.

? That sounds amazing, just one tiny thing ?

I missed the part where we, like, say something?

? I don't know what you mean ?

? It's not Glee ?

? Well, it should be ?

? Give me style ?

? Give me substance ?

? Want something real ?

? Not the noise and the nonsense ?

? Girl, you're stuck in the past tense ?

? This ain't your momma's scene ?

? It's all about the content ?

I agree!

? At the end of the day ?

? It's about deeper things ?

? It's your heart, it's your soul ?

Dude, I just fell asleep.

? Give me style ?

? Give me substance ?

? That's all that matters to me ?

Okay, at least just hear me out.

Alright, hit me.

? Start on a maple leaf ?

? Or ooh, an empty beach ?

Okay, maybe some crunchy sand ASMR?

- I don't know what that is. - Of course.

? I'm hearing soft V.O. of a C.S. Lewis quote ?

- Who? - The Abolition of Man, Narnia, nothing?

- No. - ? Give me uncut clips ?

? Of what camp really means ?

? Then we cut away to trees ?

? And some hillsong strings ?

What is your thing with trees?

? I don't know, so whatcha think? ?

This is dumb.

Rowe, it's deep.

? Who cares if the whole world's watching ?

? If you aren't saying ?

? Something of meaning ?

? Who cares what the crap you're sayin' ?

? If nobody's watching, nobody's hearing ?

Let me put this in a language you might understand.

? If a tree falls in a forest... ?

[tree cracking]

Yeah, I got it.

? Give me style ?

? Give me substance ?

? Want something real ?

? Not the noise and the nonsense ?

? Girl, you're stuck in the past tense ?

? This ain't your momma's scene ?

? It's all about the content ?

I agree!

? At the end of the day ?

? It's about deeper things ?

? It's your heart, it's your soul ?

Oh, not this again.

? It's all about what's underneath ?

? I just wanna be seen ?

Rowe, that's so sweet!

Uh, not what I mean.

? Give me style ?

? Give me substance ?

? That's all that matters to me ?

[guitar riffing]

Woo!

Huh? Huh? Yeah? Yeah?

All right.

What are we gonna do?

So, that is the question.

[Timmy] I can do this.

Here, let me show you.

I've been working all year on this,

and- and let me just play you just a couple notes.

- See, you're gonna like- - [Jake] Oh, awesome.

But, um, yeah, hear me out.

How about you don't play the tuba?

[Timmy] Just 30 seconds.

I don't even need to play the whole song.

Just listen for a little bit-

[Jake] No. Up, up, up, up.

It will never be tuba time, Timmy. Never.

[Savannah] Spotlight. Orchestral music plays.

I take the stage, people chant.

Jesus, Jesus. You're so amazing.

Yeah.

I've taken care of the talent show, but tonight is all about creating a moment.

Campers usually don't get to lead worship.

It's a huge honor, and I want to do something special.

So, I'm gonna cut to the chase.

I'm looking for who's got the best origin story.

The more unhinged, the better.

You got trauma? Dump it.

Um, my parents are divorced.

Was there a custody battle?

No.

Nice try. You!

Um, one time I didn't get all A's, and my dad...

Um, he-

- Hit you? - No, what? He took my car away.

[sighs] You guys are kidding me with this.

- [Camper] Um... - [Savannah] Yes, you. Please make it good.

I was adopted at 10 from China after my birth mom abandoned me.

Oh my gosh. Yes! That's great.

I mean, not for you, but you guys,

you see this? This is the one to beat.

Okay. Moving on from origin stories,

who here has been totally changed by camp already?

Rededication doesn't count.

I'm not looking for fire insurance here, guys.

I'm talking about real life change this week at camp.

- Put that down. - [Savannah] No, no, please! What you got?

I don't know. I just think that...

For the first time, I feel peace.

That is what I am looking for. Get up here, Chance!

- It's Charlie. - [Savannah] Oh, absolutely.

Come on up. I knew that.

Okay, so during Worship Night, spotlight goes from me over to you.

You're gonna share what we discuss,

and the rest of you guys are gonna be planted

in the audience, okay?

I want hands raised, tears if you've got them,

an organic worship moment breaks out,

the altar is flooded, revival breaks out! [gasps]

And you get baptized! Yes! That's it!

Okay, we center the whole night around it.

I'm thinking lights, stage, fog.

Awesome. Uh, what's baptized?

[whistling]

Campers! I know what you're thinking.

Mr. David,

you've never looked cooler. Thank you for that.

Honestly, he looks good.

[David] But I gotta tell you something, gang.

You ain't seen nothing yet!

I give you your fearless leaders!

[intense music]

All right, yeah, yeah, yeah! We get it.

Enough, enough, enough. Find your places.

[cheering]

All right, gang, it's time for Bubble Blitz!

Uh, uh, what's that? I'll tell ya.

Some dodgeball, some gauntlet,

maybe American Gladiator,

maybe you have a baby with Red Rover, Red Rover, and you know what?

Add some inflatable suits just for some confusion.

The point of the game is to get your team leaders out alive.

So that means less than three headshots, okay?

Less than five body shots.

Because if they get more than that, they're out of the game.

And you don't want them out of the game.

Well, what if they just give up because they're too scared?

Well, they shouldn't have been a team leader in the first place.

Well, you picked them. I didn't pick them.

So that's on you.

Maybe it's time to examine everything that's going on in your life. But anyway-

- Do you understand anything he's saying? - Not at all.

- standard dodgeball rules apply.

Got it?

Got it?!

Great, let's go!

[whistling]

Yeah! Woo!

[overlapping voices]

- Keep going like you mean it! - Get down!

- That one doesn't count! - No!

Bro, get 'em!

[whistling]

We have a victory!

- Azure Apostles! - [cheering]

[inspiring music]

[Max] That was actually way more fun than I thought it would be.

[laughs] You guys see Lennie at the end there?

She's funny, man.

What are you looking at me like that for?

You were flirting with her.

I know not of what you speak.

Boys, am I right?

A thousand percent.

Okay, y'all are crazy! Stop it!

But dude, she was into it though.

She had those eyes.

She had those eyes?

Uh huh, she had those eyes, and they were like...

They were like looking, you know?

Okay, you're weird sometimes.

And you're wrong.

No, I'm not. I bet you they're talking about it right now.

? Oh, we were feeling the heat ?

? Like a thousand degrees ?

? I mean the tension, it was crazy, it was ?

Keep it PG.

? Now we're ready for the wedding, Lennie, listen to me ?

? Yeah, it's a match made in heaven ?

? Thank you G-O-D! ?

? You know, my mama always taught me where there's smoke there's fire ?

? We can barely hear each other over all the desire ?

? But can you promise me it ain't gonna come back to bite her? ?

? She's not even into me ?

? You're such a liar ?

? Lennie and Max sitting in a tree ?

? K-I-S-S- ?

He's not even into me!

- ? First comes love ? - Guys.

- ? Then comes marriage ? - Come on.

- ? Then comes... ? - No shot.

? Just give in to the feeling ?

? It's a camp, camp, camp, camp crush ?

? Just admit that you see it ?

? It's a camp, camp, camp, camp crush ?

? You're thinking way too much ?

? It's obvious ?

? It's a camp, camp, camp, camp crush ?

? Don't be crazy ?

? It's a camp, camp, camp, camp crush ?

? I mean, maybe ?

? But I'm a little Honda Civic, he's a Cadillac ?

? Oh, Lennie, you're cool ?

? Uh, not like that ?

? Go and see where the road leads, dodge all the cracks ?

? But once you give in, ?

? you'll never go back ?

I mean, she's a little Disney Channel, no?

? Facts ?

? And I'm, I don't know- ?

? HBO, Max ?

? She's Sunday brunch and you're late night snacks ?

? You know what opposite does? ?

? It friggin' attracts ?

? Lennie and Max sitting in a tree ?

? K-I-S-S-I-N-G ?

Wait.

Can y'all even do that here?

? Just give in to the feeling ?

? It's a camp, camp, camp, camp crush ?

? Just admit that you see it ?

? It's a camp, camp, camp, camp crush ?

? -What if I let it be real? - What if I let it be real? ?

? -What if I let myself feel? - What if I let myself feel? ?

? -Butterflies, I'm head over heels - Ooo, I, I'm head over heels ?

? And I can't deny ?

? Oh, I can't deny ?

? So what if I ?

? Just give in to the feeling ?

? It's a camp, camp, camp, camp crush ?

? Just admit that you see it ?

? It's a camp, camp, camp, camp crush ?

? You're thinking way too much ?

? It's obvious ?

? It's a camp, camp, camp, camp crush ?

? Don't be crazy ?

? It's a camp, camp, camp, camp crush ?

Oh, Max! Hi.

[upbeat music]

[group laughing]

Max, how do you only have two fingers up?

We like just started.

What can I say? I've lived a lot of life.

Plus those questions did seem oddly specific.

I'm just saying, I've never made up my own catchphrase.

[Max] I don't even know what you're talking about.

[Rowe] Guess who?

"Peace and Max out."

[laughing]

I mean, she literally doesn't even sound like me.

That's crazy. Hey, Charlie, what about you?

Yeah, yeah.

Uh, random thought.

If- if I were a girl,

never have I ever liked a guy who's kind of like my brother,

but then like, I started to like feel

different about him and like

low key, I was kind of into-

All my fingers are still up, my guy.

[group chatters]

[laughter]

Lennie, no way! You still have all your fingers up.

Oh, yeah.

Welcome to the rock I live under.

Here, I'll make it nice and easy just to get you in the game.

You don't have to do that-

[Savannah] Never have I ever been asked out on a date.

Never have I ever been kissed.

Oh, come on, Lennie. I'm not even talking about a real kiss.

I'm talking kindergarten.

Okay, maybe let's play a different game.

[Max] Never have I ever held somebody's hand.

[Max] I got one.

How about never have I ever

told someone to back off?

Oh, that's a good one.

Lennie, have you?

No, I've never done that.

Never have I ever stood up for myself?

[Savannah] Wow.

You're so wholesome.

[Max] Yeah.

[David on intercom] All right, it's time for baptism

brought to you by Savannah.

And Christ-

That's my cue.

- Hey... - I'll see you later, Lennie.

Don't forget what we talked about.

- [Charlie] Okay. Yeah, yeah. - [Savannah] Okay?

OK, bye.

Char, you good?

Hey, can you just give me-

Hey, man.

What's going on?

Oh, I'm trying to cry.

Savannah wants me to cry.

I could just punch you in the face.

I'm down.

- You don't have to- - [Savannah] Charlie, come on, we gotta go.

Gotta make sure the robe fits.

I gotta go.

I gotta make sure a robe fits.

[Max] She's totally using him.

[Savannah] Are you excited? It's gonna be so good.

Well, what are you gonna do?

Exactly.

Max?

Hey, guys.

Happy baptism.

Woo!

[tense music]

[crowd chatting]

[Savannah] Okay, Mom.

I got it all set up. You're gonna love it.

I got a whole thing planned.

All you have to do is click record.

Okay.

Maybe if we just do that.

There. See? That's so much better.

Okay.

Hey.

[Both chanting] Be the vessel, be the vessel, be the vessel!

If God is for us, who can be against us?

Who, who, who, who, who?

Okay, remember,

make Him proud,

make me proud.

Good girl.

What'd you do?

Let's just say, I don't think anyone's getting baptized tonight.

You sound like a low-budget Bond villain.

- Thanks. - What are you guys talking about?

[Rowe and Max] Nothing.

Okay, cool.

[gentle piano music]

[Savannah clears throat]

All right.

[nervous laughter]

[cheers and applause]

[Jeremy] Okay, okay, settle down, settle down.

Thank you for the energy.

I'm excited because tonight we have some kids who have

decided to give their lives to Jesus,

which means tonight, guys, we are having a baptism!

- [upbeat music] - [cheering]

Yes.

- Okay. - Oh, and my costumes are over the top.

- Okay. - [Jeremy] Okay, we're spinning.

I'm gonna get off right here.

Okay.

Where was I? Okay, baptism.

Guys, this is not just a religious ritual, okay?

It's a declaration to everyone here,

to everyone in the world,

that Jesus changed your life.

Uh, hey, can we stop this thing?

Somebody?

Yeah. Thank you.

Okay, so, when you go in the water,

it's a symbol of your old life being washed away.

And when you come out of the water,

that is you stepping into the new life that God has for you.

It's not about perfection, okay?

It's about saying yes to the One who makes all things perfect.

And it's normally- it's not supposed to be a spectacle,

but we're going to roll with it, okay? Here we go. Here we go.

Charlie, guys, make some noise for Charlie.

[cheering]

Good luck, Charlie!

[Jeremy] Okay, get ready.

Boom.

[Campers] Ooh...

Ooh...

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You sure?

Yeah, I am.

All those things you were talking about,

I really want that.

Okay.

Of course he's getting in anyway.

You put piranhas in there or something?

Should have.

[Jeremy] Guys, make some noise for Charlie!

[cheering]

Um, okay.

Brother Charlie, I baptize you in the name of the Father, the Son,

and the Holy Spirit, buried with Christ in baptism.

[water splashing]

And raised to walk in the newness of life.

[crowd gasps]

[water splashing]

What?

[singing like Elphaba from "Wicked"]

- Yeah! - [crowd cheering]

[laughing]

[inspiring music]

This is a disaster.

- Go Charlie. - Woo, go Charlie.

Hey, look.

It's the "hulky" spirit.

- [Charlie] Yeah, yeah. - Hey, you missed a spot.

Yeah, I know.

Thanks for this, by the way.

My shirt's ruined.

[Max] Well, you weren't supposed to get in.

So what, you're all in now?

Baptized, sanctified, ready to save some souls for Jesus?

You think it's a joke, man, but I'm not playing around.

Okay, Charlie.

Seriously?

Dude, this is going to blow over, like everything else.

Like what, huh?

Like, like you being obsessed with chess for three days.

[Charlie stutters]

Then you did the carnivore diet, because you talked to that crazy meat guy.

- [Charlie] Okay, - What was that?

first of all, that worked.

And second of all, this one is different, okay?

Dude, they're brainwashing you.

It's all a scam.

Can you just let me have this?

I mean, for the first time, I feel like someone's got me.

And I needed that.

And I thought, if anyone would understand, it would be you.

[interposing voices]

New deal.

Lock and roll it.

reset.

Cut please.

Sorry.

Kind of like it though.

Am I the only one seeing this?

It will never.

Sorry.

Sorry.

? Lennie and Max sitting in a tree ?

? K-I-S-S- ?

He's not even into me!

- ? First comes love ? - Guys.

Play back

- No shot.

[laughter]

Come on.

[upbeat music]

Resetting...

With Christ...

In Christ?

Sorry.

He's just been holding his nose.

[laughter]

[inaudible]

[inaudible]

Is there a brave soul in this frame right now

that wants to do the-

Good job.

Good job.

[laughter]

You serious?

Yeah, I'm serious.

Were you serious?

Yeah.

OK, here we go.

[vocalizing]

[cheering]

[upbeat music]

- What's the theme again? -�Power of camp�

Got it.

Five, six, seven, and smoke!

- [coughing] - [Rowe] Yeah.

Okay, you stand over there and I'll come in from behind.

- What? - [Rowe] Just watch.

? Here at Aweegaway ?

? We didn't come to play ?

? Follow me for step-ball-change, skiggy, kahh ?

? It's super powerful ?

? We hit it hard, we slay ?

Lennie, can you cry on command?

- What? - [Rowe] Nevermind.

? Give me lights, give me smoke, and a little bit of sass ?

? Moving it real close while I'm shaking my- ?

Whoa!

I was gonna say camera.

Uh-huh.

? That sounds amazing, just one tiny thing ?

I missed the part where we, like, say something?

? I don't know what you mean ?

? It's not Glee ?

? Well, it should be ?

? Give me style ?

? Give me substance ?

? Want something real ?

? Not the noise and the nonsense ?

? Girl, you're stuck in the past tense ?

? This ain't your momma's scene ?

? It's all about the content ?

I agree!

? At the end of the day ?

? It's about deeper things ?

? It's your heart, it's your soul ?

Dude, I just fell asleep.

? Give me style ?

? Give me substance ?

? That's all that matters to me ?

Okay, at least just hear me out.

Alright, hit me.

? Start on a maple leaf ?

? Or ooh, an empty beach ?

Okay, maybe some crunchy sand ASMR?

- I don't know what that is. - Of course.

? I'm hearing soft V.O. of a C.S. Lewis quote ?

- Who? - The Abolition of Man, Narnia, nothing?

- No. - ? Give me uncut clips ?

? Of what camp really means ?

? Then we cut away to trees ?

? And some hillsong strings ?

What is your thing with trees?

? I don't know, so whatcha think? ?

This is dumb.

Rowe, it's deep.

? Give me style ?

? Give me substance ?

? Want something real ?

? Not the noise and the nonsense ?

We agree!

? At the end of the day ?

? It's about deeper things ?

? It's your heart, it's your soul ?

? Lennie, seriously... ?

? Give me style ?

? Give me substance ?

? That's all that matters to me ?

? Who cares if the whole world's watching ?

? If you aren't saying ?

? Something of meaning ?

? Who cares what the crap you're sayin' ?

? If nobody's watching, nobody's hearing ?

? Give me style ?

? Give me substance ?

? Want something real ?

? Not the noise and the nonsense ?

? Girl, you're stuck in the past tense ?

? This ain't your momma's scene ?

? It's all about the content ?

I agree!

? At the end of the day ?

? It's about deeper things ?

? It's your heart, it's your soul ?

Oh, not this again.

? It's all about what's underneath ?

? I just wanna be seen ?

Rowe, that's so sweet!

Uh, not what I mean.

? Give me style ?

? Give me substance ?

? That's all that matters to me ?

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