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That I can't answer.
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All I know is I'd just got in town
and my friends told me about a place
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where I could stay
for cheap and all,
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and, well, I liked it
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The neighborhood was
nice. The building was nice.
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The landlady was nice.
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And the room was nice. All it
needed was a little fixing up.
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So I fixed it up.
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Boy, a real studio-like place
where I could write and all.
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You see, I'm a writer.
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My name's Algernon.
But my friends call me...
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Harry.
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Evidently, it must have started
when I bought the picture.
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I really didn't like it.
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But the guy in the
place was so old,
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and I'm so sensitive.
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So I bought it.
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I mean, the picture
was really nothing,
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with that guy
on that little boat.
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It was really nothing
to look at, you know.
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Even my friends say it
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You know, Harry,
not for anything,
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but that picture's
really nothing to look at.
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And yet, after a few days...
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Just hanging around
the house, you know,
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I found myself always
being drawn to it.
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Of course, I
thought nothing of It.
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But, like, my
eyes always met it.
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Sure, I tried to keep
it out of my mind.
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Like sometimes I
even tried to write.
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I'm a writer. I fold you, yes.
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But I found I could
only write when I felt it,
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when I was inspired
enough, you know?
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So then, the worst part was
breaking out of looking at it
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when I had to
work to get inspired.
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I just can't explain it. I
was being drawn to it.
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I even found it hard to eat.
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But I figured all this was
because of my intense sensitivity
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and because I have
a vivid imagination.
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Even my friends say it
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You know, Harry, you
got a vivid imagination.
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It got so that even the Late
Late Show Number 3 didn't help.
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♪ Have you heard
about Swivel-hips Sal? ♪
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♪ A grand old gal ♪
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♪ Oh, let me tell you
about Swivel-hips Sal ♪
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♪ Never needed a pal ♪
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♪ With her hey-noony-noony
And her ho-ho-ho ♪
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♪ She brought the
heat to Mexico ♪
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♪ And for the boys
up at Lake Titicaca ♪
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♪ She would shake
Her naughty maraca ♪
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One more time!
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♪ And for the boys
up at Lake Titicaca ♪
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♪ She would shake
Her naughty mara... ♪
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Well, there it is, skipper.
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Just like I showed you
on my funny little map.
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Skipper, have you
ever heard of Kong?
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Why, yes. Some native
superstition, I believe.
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Superstition? I doubt it.
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We know this much:
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It's something big,
something monstrous,
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holding that island in
a grip of deadly fear.
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So there I was. I couldn't
write. I couldn't eat.
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And now I couldn't sleep.
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Even my friends began to notice in me
that there seemed to be something amiss.
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You know, Harry, there
seems to be something amiss.
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I was ashamed to tell anybody.
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I mean, like, what
would people say?
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Throw a party.
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So I did!
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For the first day-and-a-half
of the party, it was like that.
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But then there she was.
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She was great.
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I could look at it and
nothing happened.
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Nothing at all.
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I could eat.
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I could write.
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And now I could sleep.
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She was a real good catch.
Even my friends said it.
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You know, Harry, I don't
want to be nosy or anything,
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but, man, she was
a real good catch.
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So I married her!
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Nothing was foo good for us.
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We even had our honeymoon
at the New York World's Fair.
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Unfortunately, it was
still under construction.
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But we didn't mind.
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Not at all.
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Boy, I was madly in love.
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But, of course, like they say...
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All good things come to an end.
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And so the honeymoon was over.
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And there we were, back home,
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married and all, living a
normal married life and all.
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Me, I settled down to
write my confessions.
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I'm a writer, you know.
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And her, painting her paintings.
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Because that's what she
was. A painter of paintings.
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An artist, you know.
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Yes, sir, nice and easy,
nothing to worry about.
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No picture. Nothing.
Just easy living.
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She loved to paint nature.
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You know, flowers and all.
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Trees.
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Birds.
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Water.
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Water.
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More water.
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Lots of water.
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And then it happened.
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But this time I didn't panic. I
remember what my analyst told me.
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Harry...
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She said...
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Harry, if you really want
help, you must help yourself.
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You gotta fight it, you
gotta hit it hard in the guts,
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blood and thunder and all like.
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It's all in the mind, boy.
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The only way to do it is to
stare it down, straight, cold.
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Stare it down,
boy. Stare it down.
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Sure, it was so obvious,
why, even my friends said it.
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Harry, if you really want
help, you must help yourself.
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You gotta fight it, you
gotta hit it hard in the guts.
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Blood and thunder and all like.
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It's all in the mind,
boy. The only way...
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Harry?
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Hey, Harry?
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Harry, you okay?
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Hey, Harry. Where
are you, Harry? Harry?
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Hey, Harry. Come on,
now, don't fool around!
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Where are you? Harry?
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Hey, listen!
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I forgot! My analyst! She
told me something else, too!
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She said that life —
Life is fraught with peril!
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Jeez, you know, Harry?
Life is fraught with peril.
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