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- [Narrator] This programme contains diva dogs,

some new surprises and surgery that shocks even Essex.

As always the tans you see might be fake

but the people are all real although some

of what they do has been

set up purely for your entertainment.

Previously on The Only Way Is Essex.

- This is so shit.

You ain't got none,

have you got some?

- When we broke up,

he's like I never loved you. - Yeah he did,

I know he did

because of the emotions

he went through with you.

- I don't like the way you're being with me.

- If you wanna go home and talk to wifey

I'm being told. - She ain't my wife.

- The reason I'm not ready yet,

I hate what people say

and I don't 100% trust you at the moment.

Fucking idiot.

♪ The only way is up baby

♪ You and me

- Come on, come on, come on.

- I'm back at ya.

Have you heard the latest now with Lauren?

- [Joey] What's she saying?

- She's seen my dad and she's like oh I feel really

bad about the way I treated Kirk

when he come and see me. - You can tell that anyway.

- But I know why she's saying she felt bad.

- Because she fancies you? - No it ain't man.

She's realised now that it ain't worked in her favour,

her being horrible to me.

- Yeah I know, that's what I said to you didn't I.

- It sounds a little bit immature on my behalf,

but I've tried to be mature

now and she threw it in my face, that's it, I'm just.

- Are you gonna give her another chance?

- Never, will never again.

There's no reason for her to talk to me like I'm an idiot.

- I don't know why,

I just think there's a spark there for you two still.

'cause I know.

- The only spark is probably if she wants to hit me.

- [Carol] How are you doing with your diet?

- Well, I've started it today, haven't I?

- As Nanny Pat would say, your weight goes

up and down like a whore's knickers.

One minute you're heavy, then your slim.

- [Carol] I don't think Nanny Pat would be saying that.

- I dunno, I've just felt a bit

low the past few days to be honest with ya.

As soon as I finally feel like, you know,

I was starting to be happy again

I've sort of been knocked back down.

- Lydia, get it in your head now,

she's has moved on with Tom.

- I know that.

- They're a happy couple.

Get them out of your head, get them out of your life.

- Well I'll give you my phone number

and you can come round and see me.

- Listen, you're never gonna be a size zero hunk, right?

let's be honest but you've also got other positives,

like you're Arg and you're funny.

- Tall, dark and handsome.

- Right, yeah.

Okay. - TDH.

That's what you can call yourself.

- I'm gonna get you a key ring with T, G, H on it.

- [Arg] What does that mean?

- Tall, dark and handsome - T, D, H then mom.

- T, D, H

- I was just kidding.

- How's it feel when these people

keep saying this about you?

You're fat, this that and the other.

Why don't you do something about it then?

- That's what I mean.

I wanna lose weight, I wanna drive

and I wanna sort out my career.

I wanna be in musical theatre.

I wanna be on stage.

- You've got to do something about it.

You're the only one that can do something about it.

- Do it now, a new chapter.

- A new chapter, Arg the new chapter.

- [Mark] If you don't do it,

all you're doing is letting yourself down, son.

- [Lucy] You all right?

- Yeah, are you? - Yeah.

- [Mario] Are you okay?

- Yeah. - Yeah?

First thing's first, I'm sorry for walking out,

I shouldn't have done that.

- [Lucy] I know you shouldn't.

- It's only because I didn't want

to get upset or get angry, so that's why I walked out.

- Well, you made me upset by leaving me.

You shouldn't of dealt with it like that.

- I know.

What I've been doing this week like by seeing

Tom and talking to him about it,

I think I have been trying to find out

loads of reasons as to why you don't particularly

want to marry me or that you don't want to get married

so soon when really I feel exactly the same.

- You feel the same?

- Yeah. - Like I said?

- Yeah.

Don't get me wrong, I do want to marry you

and I will marry you in five years time

or whenever you're ready.

- And what about everything else?

- What everything else? - You know, baby.

- What, the trust stuff? - Yeah.

- Well, why don't you trust me?

What, because you found messages on my phone?

- The messages aren't bad, they're not like last time

at all, but it's the fact that you haven't told me.

And if you went down my phone and see loads of messages,

all boys, then you're gonna go mental.

I just don't like the idea of these girls

and I don't like what they look like

in their pictures either.

- Okay, you've got nothing to worry on that front,

Lucy, you know you haven't.

- I know, that you should have told me.

- I know I should have told you and I apologise

for not telling you,

like I apologise for walking out last night,

like I apologise for putting the emphasis

of the whole engagement on you, I apologise.

There isn't really much more I could do than apologise.

I proposed for the wrong reasons,

yeah, it was the wrong thing to do.

- [Billi] Elvis, come on.

- Billi, why do you put a potty bandana on your dog?

- 'Cause I wanted a Dalmatian,

I was getting bored of having a Chihuahua.

- [Cara] Stop it.

- Oh my God, this church is beautiful.

- Ralph, come on, this way.

Come on mate.

- Hi. - Hello how are you?

- Good to see you. - You okay?

- How are you doing? - Good thank you.

- Hope you don't mind us bringing the doggies with us.

- No, no problem at all. - Are you okay?

Shall we sit down here is that all right yeah.

- A seat.

- [Billi] I've got tight shoes on.

- So we're going to go ahead with the baptism,

have you decided? - We are.

There's just a few things we really wanna discuss

with you about moving forward.

Is is the same sort of thing,

do we get baptised how the baby would get baptised?

- Do you have

to put us in water. - Dunk her?

- Yes. - Really.

- Yes, just a few drops of water.

- Just as long as its a few drops

because obviously we don't wanna get soaking wet hair,

lashes and tan and you know all that.

- No, I'd be very careful. - Oh okay that's very nice

of you.

- So you're not expecting them to be baptised.

- No. - No.

- No. - No yet.

- So will we feel any different

once we've been christened.

- I hope so.

- I can't wait. - I might change

my hair colour.

- [Cara] You go brown, I go blond.

- [Billi] Yeah shall we?

- Is is true that if you're not christened,

you can't get married in a church?

- Because obviously we definitely wanna get married

in a church don't we. - Yeah I do.

- We obviously wanna get married in one in Essex,

don't wanna get married in a hotel or anything.

- Yeah.

- Okay well thank you for your help.

- Thank you. - Okay.

- Thank you Jeffrey, bye. - Bye bye.

- [Billi] How was your adventure in the graveyard,

find any bones?

- How would you describe my looks?

What would you say I looked like?

- My friend is chubby.

- Joey! - You are, got to be honest

- Right, start of with.

- Right, my friend is.

- Tall, dark and handsome.

- Dark skinned and big ears.

- My ears aren't not that big.

- Your lobes are huge.

- Oh my god, no, they're not,

they're normal ears.

- Occasionally have a shower.

- No Joey shut up.

I have a shower every day.

- If you wanna find girls who are fit

and who's a proper salty potato

who's gonna smell nice and that,

you've gotta start proper having showers

at least once a day.

- Joey I shower once a day. - No you don't bro.

- I do, I shower every day,

it's just today I haven't.

- You can't lie to girls seriously.

- Shut up Joey.

- Write these out

because I mean it might put them off

a little bit.

- Right, would you say I'm sexy.

- Romantic, not sexy.

- Some girls might find me sexy you don't know.

- Right, so what sort of girl are you looking for?

- I want her to be bubbly,

I want her to enjoy musical theatre.

- That's gonna be hard,

she might not like musical theatre.

I reckon one out of 10 girls like musical theatre.

- No, loads of girls do.

- I've never met a girl who likes musical theatre.

They might like it, probably yeah it's alright

they ain't gonna be like yeah love it man,

I got Kenny and everything.

Mate, no-one is gonna be the same as you man.

- Right, maybe they don't have to like musical theatre then.

- Right, so now I've got to take your photo,

because you need a profile

- Nah, don't put a photo up of me.

- Nah, you need a photo, mate.

- No, don't Joey, don't.

- [Joey] Go on.

- Wait a second, ready?

- Wait one sec.

- Joey, you're taking a picture of me, not you, wait, wait.

- Ready?

- Oh shut up, go on, go on

- I got it, I got it.

- [Arg] That's disgusting.

- [Joey] Sick photo.

- No, I'm not very photogenic.

- [Mario] Do you want me to call the engagement off?

- Off or on?

- You tell me.

If it is off it means we're not engaged any more,

if it is on it means we are engaged and we're get married.

- Oh no, no wait, don't, give me five seconds.

- Five seconds. - No.

- Five, four, three, two, one.

There you go then.

- I still love you baby,

it's not that I don't want to marry you,

it's that I don't want to get married now.

- Neither do I.

- No more texting girls.

- No more texting girls or anything, trust me.

There is one thing I've got to give you though.

- What is it?

- It is something I want you to read whilst I'm not here.

- Okay.

- You're not allowed to read it until I'm gone though.

- I've never wrote you a note.

- There is some stuff in there that I have already said

to you now, but there is other things that I struggle

to say to you because I'm always, like,

I put up a barrier, and I put a front up of who I am.

- [Lucy] I do love you.

- See you in a bit, okay, laters.

- Jesus Christ.

- I have been having a few messages on Twitter

from this guy.

It's been awful, he's been asking me to meet him.

- You know the rules about guys and girls,

if you're a honey.

- The guy is actually engaged.

It's like somebody you know.

- Who is it?

- Mario.

- Oh shit - And.

- Have you met him?

- No, of course I haven't met him.

- You kept the messages?

- Yeah I mean I haven't got all of them

because it went back further than end of last year

when I was away.

- Oh really, let's have a look.

- I mean I have deleted some of them

from the top but if you look down.

- [Mick] I can't believe it.

He is fairly persistent isn't he?

- [Honey] Yeah.

- [Mick] Do you like him?

- No, I don't, not at all.

- Not your type? - Not at all.

- I like him, he is my friend, I can't believe it.

- This is why it's awkward, Mick.

- I'm going to have to have a chat with him, ain't I.

- [Lydia] What a lovely surprise, how are you?

- I'm good, how are you?

- I'm good, how is everything?

- Well, basically, the other night,

I looked on his phone, you know, when you just

have your suspicions and I just thought,

I've got to look, something's just not right

and I thought I'll just look,

I shouldn't of and it erm,

it's this girl's name I saw

and I just saw like what are you up to

and things like that?

And I thought why should he have these

women in his life that I don't know anything about.

- I can completely understand where you're coming from,

because you've had it happen to you in the past from him,

but don't jump to conclusions.

- I know that he would never cheat on me,

but I also think he enjoys speaking to other women

and is that normal?

- No, I couldn't live with that.

- Exactly.

- Be nice.

- Hello.

- Unfortunately, you and Frankie

haven't made the team.

- We didn't make the netball team,

so choked right now, not.

That ball was threatening to take these out.

- You are now part of our netball team.

- I'm well excited.

- We hope to see you at training,

we'll let you know what days and times yeah.

- What we've gotta train and then what

do an actual tournament?

- Hello Cara. - Hello babe, are you okay?

- It's bad news.

- It's never bad news, we were the best.

- We're only joking. - Thought you might be.

- Hello.

- Don't get offended, but we've got some really bad news.

- Go on.

- You and Nanny Pat haven't made the netball team.

- We never made the netball team.

- Cheek, we were better than them.

- Cheek. - Cheek.

- My little boy, my handsome.

- Oh my god look how fat he is!

- [Debbie] He's absolutely huge isn't he?

- He has got rather grotesque.

He's lost his charm, his Mr. Darcy charm.

He's quite fat and ugly now.

I just can't believe that that was two Christmas' ago

when I got him

and I feel like that was just so long ago,

I was with James at that point.

- But life has to go on,

you may be the Mrs. Kilby that he wants.

I just wonder whether it's gonna be you

that's down on one knee Lydia. - No I'm not doing that,

definitely not, unless it's a leap year.

When is the next leap year? - We need to find that out.

- If it's next year then I'm definitely not doing it,

if it's in 10 years,

if he hasn't proposed to me in 10 years.

- You'll have to do it.

- No, if he hasn't proposed to me in 10 years,

I'm dumping him.

- You've got no messages, you've got no MMS,

you've got nothing really.

Maybe we should look for the other people,

see she looks nice there, mate.

- I think she's all right.

- I'm generally a confident person,

but rather nervous when it comes

to this online dating malarkey.

- Malarkey.

- Oh, wait, wait, you've got to send her a message, man.

- [Arg] No mate, what is the point?

- [Joey] Just one, on the sly

- No mate, I'd rather.

- Mate, for me, for me, just a quick one.

- I'd rather go on a date.

- Just a quick one, just a quick one,

literally just hello, what's happening?

My mate Arg needs a girl.

- Oi, Joe, I don't think this is a good idea.

I feel a bit embarrassed as well,

I don't want everyone to know that I'm trying to get a girl

from a dating site.

I'm sure I can go out there and pull a bird myself,

I've done it before.

- Well look I'm not being funny,

I've tweeted three times now.

- What do you mean, you've tweeted?

- I've been tweeting saying I'm on the side

because you ain't got no messages.

I thought if I tweet then people might see.

- Joey I don't want you to put on your Twitter

about me needing to go onto dating websites.

Everyone's gonna see that.

- I thought it would be good because then everyone

will try and talk to you.

- No I want it to be our little secret

and no-one else knows about.

And now everyone's gonna see it,

all the boys are gonna see it, my family is gonna see it.

Lydia and Gemma is gonna see it.

- No, don't delete 'em, read them out first,

look they're good look. - Get off.

- Look I just signed up my friend who is James Argent.

- Then you put someone please talk to Arg,

he's begging you.

Joey, then you put anyone fancy Arg,

he'll chat to you and maybe even take you on a date,

begging dot dot dot begging you.

Joey it's not funny.

♪ Begging, begging you

- I don't want to beg people to go

on a date with me Joey.

- Why?

- Because it's embarrassing,

chuck him on hashtag plenty of munters dot com.

They'll be queuing up to take the fast bastard

on a date.

- Okay. - Thank you.

What you thinking, Tom? - It's lovely, I love it

- Do you like it? - Yeah, I love it.

- I think that this is the best dress

I've ever seen in my life.

This is what I was put on like the planet to do.

I think that I was like reincarnated of Vivienne Westwood,

even though she's not dead yet.

So I'm thinking of like in five years time

we can move to New York then I can become.

- Woah, woah, whoa.

- Then I can design your wedding suit when we get married.

- What!

- I think I'm ready.

- If I went down on one knee now, would you say yeah?

- I don't want you to propose to me, no!

Oh my god no, don't do it.

I don't want you to propose to me,

but when you do I like will say yes.

- [Tom] How romantic is this, photo shoot, collection.

- No, do not propose to me.

I want, no, you dare, because I will be fuming!

I want like the Eiffel Tower,

I want a helicopter to go along

and say will you marry me and then

doves to be let off and like fireworks.

- That's a fairytale, that's not a wedding, babe.

- And then all of a sudden Michael Buble will run out

and sing for me.

I wanna have like proper like out there.

Do I scare you when I talk about everything

like really far in advance?

- A little bit.

You don't want to do a Lucy and Mario.

- Okay, I'll stop talking about it.

- Yeah, what do you think of Lucy and Mario?

- I don't know, something like really big has happened

and it's just made her change her mind

and have doubts on it.

- [Girl] Here they are, hey girls.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Hi right, so girls this is Natalie.

- [Everyone] Hi.

- Basically Natalie is one of the coaches

for the England Netball team.

They tweeted us the other night, they tweeted me

and Samantha saying

oh we'd love to get involved and help you guys out,

so why not have the best teacher?

- Just a couple of things before we warm up

when we're getting into matches and things,

I will need ear-rings out.

- [Billie] Lucy, lose the ring.

- [Lucy] Do I have to?

- [Sam] She's single!

- [Everyone] She's single for an hour!

[upbeat music]

- There's this new cellulite treatment out and I don't care,

skinny girls, fat girls, normal girls like me get it,

get cellulite and it doesn't budge.

So I found this new treatment, it takes up to a month to go.

- What, so you go in there have it done

and you come out and you've still got cellulite?

- No, but after a month it, basically I'm on holiday,

me and you are on holiday together

you're going to have cellulite and I ain't.

- Do you have to wee it out, my nail.

- I don't really know to be honest,

I don't really know exactly what happens.

- Say if they like move the cellulite,

so you wake up in a month and all the cellulite

is on your face,

do you think you will have like a facelift

by the time you are 30?

- Never, no, face is completely different.

- [Mick] You're trying too hard, move your bum forward,

push your head back.

Look how easy that is.

- [Kirk] Yeah but it stays there doesn't it?

- Yeah. - Watch this, I'm so light

that I let go, I'm going back up!

- You gotta put your feet on that haven't you.

- But you move, just say I wanna get the control.

- Put your head back. - What I wanna watch a film

like that? - No like this on Fifa look.

- Feel like I'm on a shit flight.

- Seen Lauren lately or not?

- No, obviously she's spoke to your in the restaurant.

It's half getting me down now.

- Yeah but do you think you could be friends with her?

- [Kirk] I thought I could, yeah course I could have.

- You reckon now you

could be friends? - No, not now

after she's treated me in that restaurant, I couldn't.

She ain't there is she?

- No, I'm just watching the builder walk past there.

You're panicking. - I know.

- It would be nice if you just got on

for the sake of getting on.

- I thought I was gonna go in there,

how are you doing, here's the dog, do you wanna see the dog

and she was like brilliant.

- [Mick] Maybe the dog was the problem and not you two.

- Dogs done nothing wrong though, don't blame him.

He looks sad as it is with that face.

♪ This is the right time

♪ It's the time for us

♪ It's the time to show the world ♪

♪ If you dream

- [Cara] Morning.

- [Doctor] Hello, good morning,

how are you, feeling alright?

- I just feel a little bit nervous, but I'm excited.

- You shouldn't be, you should be only excited,

it's much easier than you think.

We'll start with the latest laser to get rid of this

little bit of cellulite which is troubling you, alright?

Then we will move on

and we remove a little bit of the fat from the tummy.

- It's really long. - Don't worry,

we will use this one, it will go in to under the skin.

- [Cara] Yeah.

- [Doctor] All right and will suck a little bit

of the fat out as well.

- Ooh, I'm nervous

♪ Stay up late and I won't need this time ♪

- I'm not really to organise it.

I'm not Bob and I think everything that we've done,

it's just made me more certain about it.

- So we're putting a little bit of a hold

on the shopping for dress.

- Right now, I'm putting a hold on everything.

Charlie, how are you?

- Alright, how you doing? - How you doing?

- Thought you'd be in here.

- [Bobby] I' m a bit shocked, actually.

- Don't be shocked.

You know what, Bob, I've been needing to see you, mate.

I can't let this carry on.

I feel like it's getting out of hand,

it's getting ridiculous.

- It has upset me Charlie, and there's been days,

I'm not going to lie,

I've been lower than a worm's tit.

I've not been able to get out of bed.

- Life's too short for all this Bob.

Life's too short for good friends, whoever we all are,

to not be talking.

I'm here to be your friend

and I will support you and I ask you just to support me.

- [Bobby] I'm sorry too.

- Can you have a hug now.

- Yeah, hug, yeah.

I've got one more question though.

Were you Angelina or were you Jennifer Aniston?

- I was clearly Jennifer because I was the one with class.

- Oh, dearie me.

- Hello. - Hi.

- My little skinny friend, are you okay?

- What does my hair look like?

- You look gorgeous, look I've got you flowers.

- [Cara] Oh, thank you.

- I'm just going to put them down here.

- Oh, my god, thank god you got me Roses, I'm starving.

- No, babe, you stay it like that?

You're skinny, I got you grapes and I got me chocolates,

so you can tell me about it.

I'm not being funny, you must have had one big arse

because I've been here for two hours waiting

for you to come out, what's happened, how do you feel?

- I'm tired. - Are you sore?

- A little bit on my stomach and that's it.

- [Billie] Why are you dressed like a mummy?

- I can't move and I'm really cold,

so I've got like a hot blanket.

- Considering you've just like had an operation

you actually look quite glam.

- Are you having a laugh?

- [Billie] You've got full eye lashes,

how have you got lip gloss on?

- No, it's Vaseline that they had to put on my lips

because the oxygen mask made me dry.

- Your hair is still all right.

- I don't think so. - You're all intact,

you look all right and do you know that's your fat.

- I know.

- Why is it pink?

That's rose, that is proper rose and on the top

is the fish and chips that we ate last night, seriously.

But please, I hope you're happy with your body this time.

- Me too, now I can like look skinnier

than you in my Christening dress.

- Do you reckon you will though?

- [Cara] Yeah, and at least,

soon when I go on holiday my bum

is going to look smaller than yours.

- Do you reckon?

- Well, quite obviously,

look at the chocolate you're eating.

Can I have a strawberry one?

- No, all mine.

- I hate you.

♪ I don't know where you are from ♪

♪ What you're hiding from

- Listen, we're a member short,

we look like we've just come out a fashion show.

I'm wearing a diamante headband,

they've got matching outfits.

- [Girl] I look like I'm on.

- I'm going to have to go speak to them,

we need a new extra player.

Girls, we need another player, Cara's not here.

Cara's having her.

- Sam, what did I say on the phone to you?

I said you'd be begging me.

♪ It's like gold dust

♪ Ya hear me coming through your speakers ♪

♪ You see me mashin' up your air waves ♪

♪ I know you can't get enough of my sound ♪

♪ It's like gold dust

♪ Ya hear me coming through your speakers ♪

- Debbie. - Debbie mark!

What is Debbie doing?

- [Debbie] Come on girls.

- Have we even got one girl yet?

- Right darling, keep the team around her.

What do you think about Lucy and Mario?

- Something's missing in that relationship,

I don't know what it is.

Obviously what I've seen last night,

she doesn't trust him, that's what it is,

the trust isn't there.

If she trusted him, I reckon it would be 100 times better

but it's just not there is it.

- Hi hun are you all right?

No, stop darling, stop, bitch!

- Higher up Gemma.

♪ Let me see you jump up

- I get the ball, I got the ball!

Darling I got the ball.

- [Chris] Hello?

- [Mario] All right little man.

- What's happening big guy?

- Do you fancy coming out,

because I need a boys night out,

seriously all this stuff with Lucy lately

I literally need to go out and get pissed.

- [Chris] Alright then, what time are you saying?

- Well, I need to go home and get ready, at the minute

I'm looking like Justin Bieber stroke Mowgli.

Seriously not a good look.

I look like Mowgli when he's in puberty,

seriously it's so bad.

- Really, oh jeez, don't come out like that.

- I still look better than you, don't worry.

- [Chris] Alright, geez, alright, speak to you later.

- Ta mate. - Alright mate, bye.

- [Chloe] I feel alright at the moment.

I don't feel. - You seem happier.

- Yeah, I don't feel like ecstatically happy,

but I don't feel that suicidal sad, like which I did.

Like literally I couldn't like wake up in the morning

without crying and without checking my phone.

And then of a night like the same, and since then

I've had another conversation with him

and like he's answered a lot of questions

that were in my head.

- It's that closure, isn't it.

- Yeah, but I don't like that word,

that just made my belly go over.

- Sorry. - I don't like that word.

- How was your date with Diags, was it good?

- You know what Diags is like, he had me in stitches,

like he really cheered me up, so.

- Oh, good, do you think like Diags

is taking it a bit like more serious about

taking you on a date?

- No!

- Are you sure? - Course not.

- Sure, because like you did say like in four years time

you're gonna get married,

do you reckon he is like getting a bit excited?

- Well, that is true, in four years if we're

both not married, we are getting married.

But to shit him up a little bit,

the other day I went to him, Diags,

I think I've changed my mind,

I want to bring it forward.

Like if we're not married by next year can we get married

and he was like er.

Everybody in Essex needs their very own Diags,

they need someone very diagonal.

- You've got the like the actual one though.

- It's like having like the one original one,

isn't it, that's what I've got in my life!

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- [Joey] Are you going to pull tonight?

- I'm going to try - Go on, son.

- [Mick] Here were are again, ladies.

- [All] Whey, Kirky!

- How you doing, son, you alright.

Who's single now, who's single?

- I'm single!

- We're all single apart from Joey now.

- Are you the only one that aint single?

- If he come and tried again to like be your friend

would you mug him off again or not?

- No, because I genuinely do feel bad,

like he's going around and saying like oh,

she made me feel this big,

like I don't want to ever make

anyone feel shit about themselves.

But he's got to remember he made me feel like this big

for about a good year after we broke up.

I don't think he genuinely means to be a prick,

but it just come naturally to him.

- Maybe you should send her a message or something,

give her a text or something,

and say look babe, as a person I think you are

a fantastic girl or whatever, blah, because you do,

I know you do, but say together as a couple

it's never going to happen.

Send her a message and say you don't want to be horrible

about it, but I struggle to see you,

I struggle to talk to you.

- If I try and put myself in the situation with her

I feel like I'm about to pass out and it is,

people think it don't,

like I never had like anxiety before,

but it's not, the anxiety.

The anxiety attacks that I had tonight

and like near-on panic attack,

it's not just happened with the Lauren thing,

it happens all the time, right.

- Kirk is unfinished business because it wasn't my decision.

- And seriously, you were like two different people.

- [Chloe] I know.

- I almost thought you was a Libra because you were like.

- I am a Libra.

- Oh, yeah, obviously.

- That's what Libras do, they.

- Yeah, but who's the star sign that's the two people.

Gemini, they are shit people!

- Well, you need to go and get your head looked at, son.

- Well, that's what I was thinking.

I'm not like mad or anything,

I don't need to see a psychologist,

but I want to see someone to sort it out because.

- [Mario] Alright boys?

- Mate, Mario.

- How you doing?

Look your beard has gone and now you've got a good one!

- [Chris] Don't leave me hanging.

- Right, I am going to go and do a bit more work,

thank you very much for coming, mate.

- [Mario] See you in a bit, Kirk.

- [Tom] Are you feeling sore?

- Oh Tom, I'm so sore, I'm like black and blue, thank you.

- [Tom] How was it?

- [Cara] Well.

- First of all, thanks for even telling me

that you were getting it done.

- You know what I'm like, I'm sneaky.

So what's going on with Lydia,

what's all this proposing and stuff?

- No, I think obviously, like you know,

I've never had a girlfriend, have I so.

- [Cara] No I know.

- Everyone says to me like your first love is probably

one of the deepest that you're going to have because

you have never experienced it before.

- Tom, you're 21, I don't even know why actually

you're discussing getting engaged anyway.

- Yeah, because I do like like her, don't I.

I'm just asking for your sort of thoughts.

- If you want to, do it, that's my thoughts.

If you want to then do it, but really think about it.

And I think taking a look at Lucy and Mario

is something you should do.

- One of my honeys come to see me yesterday.

First of all she, starts telling me a story about

someone's texting her and all that,

and then she tells me it's you, right.

- Yeah, which honey is it?

- [Mick] Jess her name is.

- Yeah, mate, I will tell you now.

- [Mick] Not texting sorry, DM.

- Yeah but DM, but nothing like insinuative.

- She felt the need to want to show me anyway,

so I looked at them and I'll be honest with you

I think there was lots of it was like banter

and all that but I would question some of that and say.

- What part?

- [Mick] Well, some of the things she said more

than some of what I read.

- [Mario] Well Mick, look, some of the things she's said,

do you know what I mean.

- I understand, I understand.

And you know what, the whole honeys things,

just so you know, they're just here for the business,

not to flirt with guys, but to be like be around them

and just to make them feel comfortable.

- [Mario] Mick, I know the honeys are yours.

- No, it's not even about mine, you know,

caring and sharing, the Honeys are Sugar Hut, that's it.

- [Tom] With engagement, when you get married to someone.

- You don't get engaged to someone to be engaged,

you get engaged to someone to get married.

- Yeah, I know, but like the engagement

is sort of still the security or the fact,

do you know what I mean?

- I don't believe so.

- [Tom] Do you not think?

- No, I think you get engaged to someone to be married,

because you want to spend the rest of your life

with that person, not because it suits you

and you're happy now.

Look there's a lot of couples around that are happy

and they don't just get engaged because they are happy.

- [Tom] Yeah, but we're like proper happy.

- [Cara] Well, I know you are, but still.

- Getting all defensive.

- I know you are proper happy and it's lovely,

but you've only been together six months.

- [Tom] Yeah, I know.

- I am sorry for putting everything on you, it wasn't fair.

You were right and honest and I thank you

and love you for that.

Yours always and forever, Mario.

- That is so cute.

- He is good with words, and he writes like a girl.

- I think it's really sweet how he's wrote you a letter,

that's like really old school.

I think that with technology you get lost in times,

don't you, like no one would write letters

now because you can just text it.

- Hi I just wondered if I could have a little chat

with you real quick?

- What's your name?

- Jess. - Jess.

- Obviously being a girl I know if I was.

- Oh, don't do this.

- I don't think it's going to be as bad

as you think so please don't.

- Okay, go on then!

- I just, being a girl I just thought I'd rather tell you

than not, because I don't think it's a very nice thing

and I've gotta be.

- I know, I've seen them, love,

they're not that bad so why are you telling me?

- I was speaking to Mick about it.

- Because I know these messages, right, you say.

I've seen messages and they are normal messages,

there's nothing in them, I've seen them.

- Well, they've been a bit flirty.

- Yeah, he is quite flirty. - Have you known Mario

for a long time?

- [Jess] No, this is what I'm saying.

- But do you know what, do you know what.

I feel like you've come in here to upset me and you have.

And I'm not doing the girl to girl thing,

because I had it all before,

it's not looking out for me because I've had girls come up

to me and say things like this before.

It's not helping me, it upsets me.

- But surely you'd want to know?

- [Lucy] No, I don't want to know,

I've seen the messages. - What were the messages?

- It was just like.

- I don't care, I don't care.

- What were the messages you mean?

- They were just a bit flirty like

I was doing an exercise thing with Mick

and he was there and he was,

messaged me afterwards saying like oh, disgusting, wink,

and I was like what is?

And he's like your outfit and a wink.

It's just things like that and just flirty.

But I don't, I'm not coming to upset you

and I'm really sorry if you have.

- So what was you writing back when he was writing this?

- I was just like what is?

- The thing is love, you're writing back

and you know he's got a fiancee.

I'm not being horrible to you

but if you think it's wrong you stop there,

you don't carry on writing back.

- I know you. - You know me?

- Yeah, but I wouldn't let anyone upset you, no Lucy.

- Gemma please, because you know what I've been through,

so don't do this.

- I do know what you've been through,

that's why she's telling you because people care,

girls ain't all bitches, don't have a bad idea.

We work for Mick.

- But that fact is she's replying, why did you reply?

- I haven't wanted to upset you, so I'm sorry.

But I would rather, if I was in your situation

I'd want to know, that's all, that's all it is.

- [Lucy] Okay.

- Alright, well I will leave you to it, but cheers.

- Hola, what?

- Humiliated again.

- Humiliated again, no, not really.

- No, I've just been sticking up for you,

so don't you dare have a go at me.

- No, I'll talk to you now.

- I know she's the girl

with the tattoos all over, isn't she?

Is that not the one with all the tattoos?

On the t-shirts that you wear?

- No.

- That's another one then.

Oh my god, I just humiliated myself.

You know I'm not even hanging around to get upset.

It ain't fucking worth it, she ain't fucking worth it,

you ain't fucking worth it sometimes.

- I haven't done anything wrong.

♪ The only way is up baby

♪ For you and me

♪ The only way is up baby

♪ For you and me

♪ The only way is up baby

♪ For you and me