Original subtitles

- [Narrator] This programme contains hot tub bubbles,

some game playing and a group full of Honeys.

As always, the tans you see might be fake

but the people are all real,

although some of what they do

has been set up purely for your entertainment.

[upbeat music]

Previously on "The Only Way is Essex."

- What we're gonna do is start up a netball team.

- Shut up.

- Making love to you tonight and all of that sort of stuff

is gonna be like, sort of like cheating.

- He's trying to hit them and he's grabbing my top.

- It just like, all kicked off.

- Billy and Cara will do it,

Jess might have the hump about being on the same team.

- She won't wanna be on the same team as him because of

all the arguing they've had.

- I don't want Charlie!

- It's gonna make you're eyes fall out.

A little Kenny award!

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby

♪ For you and me now

[upbeat music]

- Hello.

What d'you wanna do?

- I wanna find love, like proper like fall in love,

d'you know what I mean?

You know when you have that feeling when you can't stop,

I love it when youse two, just you and Sam are sitting here,

you can't stop touching each other,

do you know what I mean?

Like the whole thing about falling--

- Yeah, but not all couples are like that,

but why do you like the way we are?

- It's just 'cause you're the only,

I dunno, 'cause you have arguments

and I like it when you make up and stuff.

How do we brake this?

- You like the fact we have arguments, and then make up?

- No, the strongness of it, do you know I mean?

- The power.

- Yeah, the power.

That's what I want.

I've had enough of just messing round with girls,

d'you know what I mean?

- Yeah, I know what you mean.

- Right, what we doing, the long one here, mate?

[laughter]

- Oh, well, that was wrong.

That was wrong, I can see it though!

I can see the ball, sickly.

- That's 'cause it's in front of us.

- Oh, my God.

- Let me try them on.

- They're pointless, right listen, look

what sort of girl you like, you said you like girls--

- Like Mila Kunis, like naturally pretty girls

that just get out of bed and you're like--

- Yeah, but naturally pretty girls ain't got fake boobs.

- They don't have to have fake boobs I'll put them in after.

- Look, wait, if you hit this

I think it's gonna be good luck,

I think you're gonna have some good luck if you hit this.

- Hopefully, fingers crossed, eh, mate.

- Yes, you hit it though, you hit it!

- Well, we ain't gotta drive far to get it have we.

Come on then.

- I don't get this right,

because you didn't wanna go out with him anyway.

- Yeah, but not like, that's what everyone's getting so.

- So how have you allowed a boy

that you didn't even wanna go out with to dump you?

How has this happened?

- This is what I mean, this is what I mean,

it's so confusing, because it's not like

I didn't wanna go out with him, I just didn't want

the whole girlfriend and boyfriend thing like too serious

at first like have to get in bed with each other

and do naughtiness, like I didn't want all that

straight away I thought he was a lot slower

like me and he's not, like.

- Maybe that's an act, to lure you in.

- Yeah, and then it was like he liked the boobs like,

he noticed them and I didn't even think

he'd notice them at first.

- They're like right there.

- I know, but I was just like, I don't know.

And now it's gone to the point that like,

I got dumped basically, he says he wants

one thing or the other and I didn't think he was like that.

- Hi, Mick!

- Hello, Lauren, Dan you alright?

- How are you?

- Hi Mick, how are you?

- Good thanks.

- What you got a funny hat on for?

- Yeah, I need to go to the bathroom so.

- You gonna cry over getting dumped?

- Yeah.

- I might eat that food before you get back,

I'm a bit peckish.

- Have a seat.

- I will do then.

- How've you been?

- Yeah, I've been alright thanks,

how've you been, more's the point?

- Alright.

- Locking horns with my son, what's going on?

- Come on now, Mick.

- Come on now, Lauren.

- You know better than anyone.

- I know it all don't I?

It takes people to be apart,

to realise what they've missed sometimes, doesn't it?

- Well, when you're in love with someone

there's always a part of you that has something there.

- Yeah.

- Obviously when, because it was so long I haven't seen him,

and then you suddenly see them, obviously like

you start thinking about them a lot more but, yeah,

I just think it'd be like, it's too risky I think.

- Too risky for you.

- Yeah.

- 'Cause you did throw it all in, didn't you, last time?

- That's another thing, when we broke up

he was like, "I never loved you."

- Yeah, he did, I know he did

because of the emotions he went through with ya,

made me cry even, you even missed that.

- Ah, Mick.

[jazzy music]

- Now I've got the feathers on today d'ya know what I mean?

- I'm loving it, I feel like I'm out with Big Bird

I've got my ostrich with me, I love it.

- They always used to call me Big Bird at school.

- I love it.

- We're having the best time ever

and thing is with you and Charlie

I just think like, get closure on it

take my advice, I'm gone with the wind darling

and at the end of the day that's why I moved from Arg.

If Scarlet O'Hara can do it so can I and so can you.

- Yeah.

- Have you seen the film "Gone With the Wind?"

- No, I've heard about it.

- Watch it it's amazing.

- Is that where they drive off the cliff together

and hold hands the two women?

- No.

- What's that?

- I am exactly taking your advice

because I've got no more tears to cry

and I'm like Cher I'm strong enough.

- You've gotta think, what would Cher do?

- What would Cher do?

- She's stick her glittery boots on,

she's backcomb that hair and she'd get out there.

- It's Bobby bitch he's back! [laughs]

- You know obviously Chloe's been really down lately.

- Yeah.

- I think we should try to think like

some way to cheer her up.

Lookin' at how upset she's been.

Who cries in front of bras?

That is upset me that is proper upset.

She's gotta find a new guy ain't she?

- What do we do, take her out somewhere?

- What does she like doing?

- I don't know, theme park?

- Theme park, no scared of rides.

Bra shopping, no been done had a mare.

There's, well the other day we was talking about cats

I don't know whether she liked cats

or she wanted to see any cats.

- Well take her to a cat farm.

- Do they have cat farms,

I could take her to a cat home full of cats,

basically we can go there we can have lunch at the cat farm

go look at some cats pick out two kittens

call them Joey and Diags then maybe not take 'em home

'cause I don't wanna have to care for 'em for to long

'cause I'll have to start buying cat food

and I can't even afford my own food let alone cat food.

Maybe leave 'em in the cat farm.

- You're the person who makes her laugh most at the moment.

Always used to be me but now it's you.

- Jealous?

- I'm not jealous.

- Little bit.

- I'm not jello mate.

- Little bit jello.

- Don't be jel be reem.

♪ Raw dirty hot track

♪ Push it in and pull it back

♪ Am I glamourpussin' it

♪ See if you can top that

- Hello.

- You alright?

- I'm so nervous.

- Did you enjoy it?

- Cara Kilbey come here.

- Ah, I'm really glad you came over.

Billi has said to me a few times like,

I don't know why we're rowing with Jess

and I'm like well neither do I.

- But where has all this come from,

that's what hurt me the most 'cause I thought

maybe I'm really annoying

and they think I'm just an annoying person.

- No, it's not that at all.

- It's just that.

- The whole thing was about Argent.

- It was.

- We're adults and we should be just like rise above it.

- I just wanna like apologise to you if we've offended you

any more and I hope that we can put it all past us move on.

- I appreciate that.

and move past that.

- We've got too much going for us

- Listen, girls should stick together 'cause there's--

- Yeah, exactly.

- More of us than there is of--

- Pinky promise.

- You know when you're like in a room

and there's like a wasp and it's like really agitating you,

and all you want to do is just get that zapper

and just slap it, that is what Arg is like.

And I'm in this like perfect room with this perfect life,

and he's just like some annoying little wasp

that's always just there like in the background,

and I just need to get him and splat him.

- I think the hardest thing

is because we've gone over and over it

with him so many times.

Like you've had countless times where you've seen him,

you've said to him look, Arg, this isn't working any more.

But just move on, and as you're moving on.

- Yeah.

- But he just always seems to be there like it's just

got to a point now where I can't really do much.

I just think the best thing I don't know,

you might not agree with me, is if you go round and see him.

- What you been up to?

- I'm agged totally I'm so upset.

- Really what's the matter?

- We were getting on really really well

I get this letter out the blue,

the letter categorically states

I want to experience single life, I wanna spread my wings

and I don't wanna rush into a relationship.

So I've just sat there and I've said to her, Danni

that's cool but that means I'm gonna keep my options open.

She's now gone 'round to Lydia and she's said

"Oh, basically 'cause I won't,

you know rush the whole intimacy side of things

he's got rid of me,"

I feel like I'm a sex predator--

- So you've been portrayed as the bad guy.

- That's how it looks like, I'm obsessing about that.

Absolutely like a detriment of my character

because I'm not a sex predator.

That is not what Charlie King is about.

- No, it's not.

- You know that, you know I was even gonna buy,

send Danni some flowers like I felt so bad for upsetting her

and then actually seeing what she said I'm like no way.

I'll be mutual with the girl but I'm not...

- Do you know what, the irony of it is

I'd find it funny now if you sent it

'cause she'd probably feel like a right dick.

[electronic music]

- Don't be nervous,

just get out what you wanna get out if it, alright.

- Yes.

- I'm gonna be here anyway, I'll be watching.

I'll always be here for you, alright.

- OK, see you in a bit.

- I love you.

- I love you too.

[jazzy music]

- Oh, my God, Diags!

- Diags, Oh my God, where you been all my life?

- You alright?

- Come and sit, come and sit.

- And we know you've been really down recently

and getting really upset,

so I'm gonna take you to a cat farm.

- What's that?

- She hates cats.

- What's a cat farm?

- A farm of cats, you know like.

- You're lying.

- I think you need to take a seat.

- We don't have to go near the cats,

do you know what I mean, we can see them through the glass.

- No, I wanna go to the cat farm with you,

you can tell me the stories about stealing cats again

and that'll make me laugh.

- Exactly, that's what I thought.

I just wanna make you laugh and make you happy

'cause you've been a bit down recently

and I wanted to make you happy.

- You're so lovely,

and I would have a laugh with you anywhere

so I'm happy to come to the cat farm.

- Yes, sweet.

- When we going?

- Good Luck.

- Whenever you're free, cats are always about,

they never like, they're always gonna be there so anytime.

I dunno when it's open, like 9 till 6.

- Right, I've gotta go.

I'll see you later.

- Thanks for coming, Diags.

- I'll see you at the cat farm. See you later

- Bye, Oh my god how cute is he?

- I love Diags.

- Taking you to a cat farm, do you feel special?

- Hello.

- You alright.

- I've just come to talk to you

because I feel like things have got too much now

and I just feel like I need to talk to you James,

because it's getting to a point where

it's getting ridiculous.

I let go ten months ago and I just feel like

I've let so many things go James,

and Tom has let so many things go,

and the reason I've always let things go

is because I know what you're like.

If you get a reaction, you think that that's caring.

I don't know why you're laughing at that Arg.

- 'Cause, I dunno, I'm not, I'm not laughing.

- I am the happiest I've ever been in my whole entire life,

OK, you might laugh at that.

- No, no, if you are then I'm happy for you.

- I love Tom to bits, I want to marry Tom,

I want to be with him for the rest of my life, OK.

And there's no one that is upsetting us whatsoever

because we are so happy.

But there's you, Arg that is still there.

You text me when I was in the car with Tom

saying I miss your bot bot, it's not funny.

- Right, first of all, when I sent the text message in Ibiza

I found out that day that Gemma had cheated on me

and that night I got really, really pissed,

sent a silly text message along the lines of

I still love you and I remember waking up the next day

thinking oh my god I can't believe I sent that text message.

I was hoping that you'd see it and just delete it

and wouldn't tell anyone but from the way I got it was

you saw the text message obviously

that must have given you some sort of satisfaction,

you've gone and showed Tom.

- How is that giving me satisfaction?

I was sitting with Tom.

Arg, I don't keep secrets.

- No, no, listen to me 'cause you showed Gemma.

- No, you listen to me!

I do not keep secrets from my boyfriend

like what you did to me.

- Right, did you show Gemma?

Did you go up to Gemma and show her.

- No, I did not, are you joking?

- She told me you did

- Right, you are causing trouble, the cheek of it.

- Alright, fair enough

but you could have just deleted the message

you could have just deleted it.

I've got trouble telling me boyfriend.

- You're not gonna let me speak, are you?

You're not letting me speak, are you?

- You could in trouble for sending me the message.

You are standing here still trying to cause problems

between me and my boyfriend.

- No I'm not, no I'm not.

- 'cause you're not getting over it

- What you talking about?

- And you're so deluded,

going "Oh I am over you, I am over you,"

no you're fucking not 'cause you're still calling my mum.

It's not your family anymore OK, they all fucking hate you.

- Right, listen to me, listen to me, why are you shouting?

- They do not want nothing 'cause you infuriate me Arg OK.

I hate you with a passion.

- Let me speak, so why you at my house then?

That's fine, let me speak, let me speak.

- You are no longer in my life, OK.

So leave me, my boyfriend, my family, everyone alone.

- Why you shouting, let me speak, let me speak.

- Enough is enough Arg.

Stay out of my life, away from my family.

- But Lydia, all I'm saying is,

but you're not letting me speak, are ya?

- You make one more rude remark to my boyfriend, Arg

and I will go mad, I've got nothing else to say, OK.

- What? Tell me, tell me come here.

Baby don't worry, come here, come here.

- When you asked her and she said yes,

why do you think she said yes?

Do you think it was like

she just wanted security in her life,

or do think she genuinely is in love, love with you,

and that was the reason

'cause something's gotta have changed in her mind,

she must still love you obviously.

- Yeah.

- So she must have had a reason.

- Maybe she got caught up in the moment,

not being funny but when you're on a million pound yacht

off the coast of Marbella with the person you love,

down on one knee in front of you

with a massive rock in front of you

d'you know what I mean, you're gonna.

- You would say yeah, wouldn't ya?

- You're not gonna think rationally in your mind,

you'd sit there and think, hallelujah.

- Hallelujah, Bastard!

- Reckon he's gonna get his Kenny award back,

we help him out?

- I literally think he cares about Kenny but--

- I think he really wants it back though doesn't he.

- He's crying his out about it isn't he?

- What's happening Kenny?

What's happening?

- Save Kenny!

- Nah, looks nice man.

- Boys, this is called Operation Save Kenny.

- Basically, I've gotta get

my Kenneth Moore Theatre award back from Gemma.

- It's a bullet point, it's a bullet point.

- No, I'm saying the gist of it, that's what I'm saying.

- Yeah, we don't need a summary we know what we're here for.

- A bullet point.

- I think all four of us should stick as a team,

I don't think one of us should go single.

I think that's a very like bad idea.

- Well, I've gotta go single 'cause--

- No, you can't.

- Nah, that's a bad idea,

don't mean you have to pick up the stuff.

- I know exactly what to do, you walk in, say you walk in,

you go "Gemma I wanna have a chat,"

so you walk into the thing, you leave the door on the latch,

us three, sitting outside.

- What about her Dad, say her Dad's there again?

He'd chase us right out.

- Alright, someone's gotta lure the dad away.

- No, we're going to her flat, not her house,

my Kenny award is in her flat.

- K, what if Rami's there?

- Oh.

- Why don't you lure out Gemma

say I really wanna speak to you around the corner

walk 'round the corner we'll knock on the door

and Rami will be there he won't even know what's going on.

We'll be like we left our award here,

Gemma said we can come and pick it up.

- A little bit of a liberty on Gemma.

- No we'll just confuse the shit of her.

- We'll take our shoes off won't stain the carpet.

- Ain't it a bit of a liberty me just using...

no 'cause I wanna get my Kenny award back.

- Yeah.

- Lydia come 'round last night she knocks on the door.

- Why?

- Want a chat and that.

- Well she come round and obviously I opened the door

and it was just like the most awkward moment ever

it was just like this weird feeling.

It was almost like she'd been at home

and rehearsed everything she was gonna say

with Tom or whatever, and then just it was like

she was trying to get her words out

she just started going off on one.

- Arg, what you gotta do is go cold turkey.

- Yeah, I'll have to cut all ties then won't I?

It's gonna be hard but I gotta do it.

♪ Push me and then just touch me ♪

♪ Till I can get my satisfaction ♪

- Alright mate.

- Thanks for coming.

- Thanks for inviting me.

This what you do with your time off?

- Well not time off man we're working

this is what I'm doing.

- Great innit?

- Let's have a chat over here.

- How you been anyway?

- Good mate, busy with The Honey's.

- I can tell, I wouldn't mind being that sort of busy.

- It's all good though mate.

- As soon as you said Mario come down Sugar Hut

I was like you reckon The Honey's will be there?

- So many people talking about The Honey's

it's unbelievable.

- Yeah I know seems you like it as well.

- Our search for some more Honey's

we're gonna take a few more and so I was just wondering

if you wanna come down and give me a hand

in the the judging and...[laughs]

Yeah just if you wanna come give us a hand?

- I was just thinking

I'd be getting in so much trouble with Lucy.

- This can't get you in trouble

you're not doing anything wrong are you?

- How is she is she alright?

- She's cool man she's cool.

- Yeah, good.

- What about you and Kirk you good?

- Yeah we've sort of patched up where we went wrong

a little bit, with Kirk he can be hot headed at times

I think that's just an age thing

as he's growing up he's realising

that you can't be like that all the time

but he seems to be growing out of that now thankfully.

- Well if it doesn't work out with Kirk helping you out

then you know I'm always here to help you anyway.

- Well you're always about and that's nice thank you

but we'll make it work it's a family thing you know.

- Exactly.

- It's gotta work innit.

- It's gotta work.

- Top man thanks for your help now mate.

- I just hope we don't cause you to much trouble.

- It's worth it.

- This is so shit.

- That's disgusting, let's go talk to the llamas.

See how good is this!

- I know, but my heels keep sinking in the mud.

- It's not cats is it, these are bigger than cats,

if anything they're more impressive.

Right, your turn.

- Say goodbye to Steve and that.

- See ya

- See ya, Steve.

Steve catch ya later, man

- I hate seeing you upset,

well I hate seeing anyone upset, but especially you.

You weren't even having banter any more, you were like,

you was sitting in the corner all like down and that.

I hated seeing you like that, it was horrible.

You're gonna find someone,

you're gonna find someone proper special

'cause you are an amazing person,

like it's gonna be hard now to get over it,

but it's not gonna be as hard as you think.

- I've tried getting over him,

I've tried for a year and seven months.

I had a relationship with somebody else,

he turned out to be a goat, like them over there.

- There's loads of goats out there,

there's a field of goats, you will find one llama.

- Alright mate.

- Hello mate, how you doing you alright?

- I'm very good, how are you?

- No too bad.

- Looking lovely as always.

- You know me.

- You know Arg.

- Yeah.

- He's had to, he's been like,

Gemma's nicked his Kenny award from him.

- What is a Kenny award by the way?

- I don't actually know what it is,

but I know it means something to Arg.

- What, do you have to do to get it?

- I think you have to go,

I think you have to do like a drama,

mini musical theatre thing or something like that.

- Well, it's not like a BAFTA is it?

- It's not, well, it pretty much is a BAFTA.

It's like an Oscar.

I've been nominated, basically to go round,

I've gotta go round Gemma's house

and ask for the Kenny Award back.

This Kenny Award means everything to Arg

you can tell by his face he wants it back so bad

but to Gemma it's like a heart

like she's holding it 'cause she knows.

- Ah, she knows, yeah.

- That's what I'm saying, she knows yeah,

that if she has that he has to keep asking for it

and going back to her and ringing her and asking.

- That's not fair though.

- She's holding it against him.

- She's got him now, hasn't she,

she's got him by the short and curlies.

- She's literally got him there,

literally grabbing him like that.

- I've got it, I've got it and you're not having it back.

- This is the plan, this is what I'm thinking anyway,

it should work if Sam goes round Gemma's house

for a girls' night in, whatever they do, order a takeaway,

watch a few films, whatever, so on the sly

I'm basically gonna go crash the party.

- On your own?

- No, that's what I'm saying.

That's why I'm going to ask you to come with me.

- Basically, you and Arg are gonna stay outside.

- Oh is Arg going, that'd cause agg though,

you know what I mean?

- No, 'cause you have to hide,

and then I'm gonna throw the Kenny Award out the window.

- How you gonna find it?

You're gonna be rummaging round her knicker drawer.

- I'll find it mate, I'll find it, trust me, yeah.

- Will you time me how long I can hold my breath?

Ready? Steady.

- I know you're lying, you lied.

- Lying what?

- You come up, man.

- How did I come up?

- You definitely did.

- I was under water.

- Was you, really?

- Was you not watching?

- Nah.

- Thanks mate, what if I'd have died?

- Lucy and this whole engagement thing,

really winding me up because all she keeps doing is

telling everyone that she's not ready to get married

sort of thing, that she's too young

and all that sort of stuff.

It just keeps playing on my mind.

That's why I'm here to talk to you about that.

- Stressing about that.

- But there's still no excitement.

There's no trying to pick a dress, there's not,

no getting excited about any, none of it, none of it.

Even like locations.

I'm like "Shall we get married in Italy,"

she doesn't want to know.

- Yeah.

- It's just weird.

And as well, obviously, she's now changed her hair colour.

It's sort of like--

- Blonde bombshell.

- Yeah, like all of a sudden she's just changed it,

all of a sudden she's gone blonde

doesn't really care about the wedding, doesn't...

It's like you know when someone sort of does something

not because they're intentionally doing it,

that you have a dramatic change

because you're not happy or not you know,

the circumstances with the way everything's going in your

life, you're going to deter away from it, sort of thing.

- Yeah, it's like putting up a front, isn't it?

- So no one's actually talking about

the fact that we're getting married.

It's like she's done it, do you know what I mean?

- Yeah, yeah.

- Because she always says the same thing,

oh, there's so much pressure for us to get married,

sort of like she's changed her hair

to sort of give someone else,

so that people have something else to talk to her about.

- You know the only way to really resolve it is you know,

for you to just grow some balls and talk to her.

You know what I mean?

- It feels like she's told everyone else but me though,

but it's almost like I'm scared to ask her

because I'm scared of hearing the one thing

I don't want to hear, which is her saying no, I'm not ready.

- Diags listen, even though it has been a very good day

and you have cheered me up

it did really make me laugh when you chased the llamas,

but dating rules always remember in your future dates

that you've gotta pick the girl up

doesn't matter if you can't drive

can't use that as an excuse you do taxi can't you

- Depends how far.

- And then, probably find out a little bit about your date

before you decide what you're gonna do on your date.

- I think if my date doesn't like animals and doesn't like--

- Is not very outdoorsy.

- Yeah, doesn't like outdoors

then going to an outdoor animal farm would probably be--

- A shit date.

- Yeah, a shit date.

- Some dating tips.

- I think you've done really well,

the fact that you hate animals and farms and outdoors

and we went to an animal farm outdoors

I think you handled that really well

'cause you came into the goats

and you stepped in poo and stuff like that.

- Yep, got the proof on my boots.

- Fantastic, and you're allowing me to get drunk--

- Kinda selfish.

- Selfish but good for me

so I'll take ten out of ten for me thank you, cheers.

I've had such a good day but I can't drive

and I need to go home and the farm

I had to pay for the food like for the goats and that.

And I don't want to get a taxi and you do drive

and you haven't been drinking 'cause I made sure you didn't.

So if you could drop me at home?

- No, Diags that's really rude don't push you're luck.

- If you could?

- Then I'll start giving you a lift

then you'll start wanting to stay over

and shit like my flats really cold I don't wanna go home.

- To mine.

- I'm still gonna drop you home

I'm not gonna leave you stranded drunk

I'm not a weirdo a little weird diag it's all diagonal.

- Will you take me home?

- Yes.

- Oh, cool.

- Not "home" home, to your home.

- Yeah, my home.

- Come then, let's go.

- I'm going.

- Ready.

- See you later.

- See ya later.

- I'm coming.

- If you really wanna come you can come,

but there's nothing for you to do, it's a girls night out.

- I might as well come for a laugh, innit.

- No, no you're not invited!

- I'm coming.

- Joe!

- Yes!

- Get out, you're not invited, go.

- Alright I'll see you later.

- Give me a kiss.

- You don't want me to go, do ya?

- Bye.

- I'll come, I'll come.

- No!

- I will I'll come anyway, I might as well come.

- Joey, you're not invited.

- I'll come for a laugh, come on.

I'll come because I know you want me to really.

- Right, as much as I'd love you to come

Gemma's not invited you.

- So Joey, how come you've invaded our little girls' night?

- I dunno y'know, I was just sitting at home

and I dunno where the boys are so I thought I'd just,

I'd just come with you, yeah.

- Have they pied you all tonight?

- Nah, I dunno where they are, I ain't really spoke to em,

but I just thought I'd come round.

- You look tense.

- I am a bit tense, I'm a bit nervous

it's quite a big thing for me, you know.

- Why, explain the whole thing.

- What you wanna know about the Kenny Award?

- Yeah, everything.

- Basically, I got given, in 2002 when I was I think 15

the Young Performer of the Year Award

at the Kenneth Moore Theatre

and so basically it means so much to me,

it's like sentimental value and I wanna get it back.

- Do you ever, ever imagine

you'll see yourself with Kirk again?

- I don't think so.

You can't deny that he's a good looking boy.

- Yeah.

- But I haven't seen him for so long so I don't know.

- Oh, we've got a text.

- He's probably hiding in a tree texting ya.

- Operation Kenny PlayStation turnout is in place.

- Oh, nice, naughty.

- I went and saw Tom yesterday,

brother-in-law Tom and we were talking

I went to talk to him to get some advice

because all it ever seems is like

every time that you have to talk about the wedding

or anything with the girls you always say you're too young

and it always seems that you're more negative about

the wedding than you are positive.

It's not like you've said it once, you've said it

quite a few times and you've said that you know

all the girls have told me you're not excited about it

you're not ready to do this, you're not ready to do that,

so it makes me question

the fact of whether you actually wanna marry me or not.

- Well, you know my opinions Bub,

like I loved when you proposed to me, I loved it

and we were so happy, but as soon as someone asks me

about the wedding I change the subject and that's a bad...

it's not 'cause I don't love you.

- OK then, in that case baby

I don't wanna be engaged any more.

I don't wanna be engaged any more.

- I don't, I don't...

- I don't wanna be engaged any more then

if that's how you feel when people ask you about our wedding

I don't wanna be engaged any more.

- No, because I'm not ready to plan a wedding.

It doesn't mean I don't wanna be engaged

it means I'm not ready to plan a wedding.

I'm 21 years old Mario.

- It's fine, we will not get married,

if that's what you want, we will not get married.

- Can you get me a glass of wine, please.

- Well what do you want me to do?

- Well just go and get one please.

- Wheres the toilet, Gem, toilet, I wanna go toilet.

- Don't go rummaging around Gemma's drawers.

- I'm holding it in.

- Alright, Joey, Joey.

- Listen Arg.

- Joe, Joe, how are you getting on?

- It's well awkward, Lauren Pope's here as well, man.

- Have you seen the Kenny Award?

- What do I have to do,

shall I go through her bedroom or something?

- Mate, just go through the whole flat.

- [Kirk] And get some knickers!

- Yeah, and Kirk, because Kirk's driving us

and I feel guilty I've sort of promised him

that you'll grab him a pair of Gemma's knickers.

- Alright, so one pair of Gemma's knickers.

- One pair of Gemma's knickers.

- I've gotta try and find the...mean

I know what a PlayStation looks like

I just dunno what the Kenny Award looks like

what colour is it, is it silver, black?

- No right, the Kenny Award,

it's like, it's like a little silver, silver star.

- Mate, honestly I'm standing in the toilet now, mate,

and there's these bras next to me and they're so big man.

- Joe!

- Joey, what are you doing?

- Have you still got Arg's PlayStation?

Do you reckon he's looking for it?

- That's why he's come!

- No!

- He better not!

- Alright, well, mate, trust me these bras are so big.

- He actually said he was very booby.

- What have you been doing?

- Right, what was you doing in my toilet

'cause you weren't going to number two.

- I was

- I think you're snooping around

for James Arg Argent's finery

- You so are!

- Tell the truth.

- Can I see the Kenny Award,

I'll take a picture of it and say it's safe.

- You are gonna snatch it though out my hands, oh,

do you know what take the Kenny Award

take the Kenny Award just take it back to him.

It's ridiculous.

- I just want to see it.

- Do you still have feelings towards Lauren Pope or?

- You know what, this is gonna sound a bit bad

I did have sort of feelings for her

not in a boyfriend girlfriend sort of way

in a loving sort of way until I went to the restaurant.

I dunno if you heard, I went to a restaurant she was in

in the area, and I had my dog

and she ain't seen the dog in ages

so I thought I'll take the dog to see her

and she blatantly just told me to go away.

- Really?

- In front of my face, in front of a whole restaurant,

she said go away, and she made me feel about that big.

- Right.

- Oh my God.

- If you want this, you can have it.

- I can't believe that's it.

- Joey, the award!

- I'll talk to youse later.

- What about me?

- I'm going out to meet Kirk, I'll be five minutes.

- What for, are you alright, Kirk's downstairs.

- He's got it, mate how do you unlock it?

Get in, where is it, where is it?

- I've got it mate, here it is.

- Let me have a look.

- It's my Kenny Award, I love you mate!

- OK, well you want the truth, the reason I'm not ready yet

age is one, what people say is two

because I care about that and you know I care,

three, I don't 100% trust you at the moment,

and I dunno, it just doesn't feel right,

my gut instinct doesn't feel right and they're my reasons.

- I'm done.

- Yeah, I knew you'd do that.

You text loads of girls again and then you put it on me.

Fucking idiot.

♪ Never thought things could get so hard to handle ♪

♪ Now I'm not a little girl

♪ I'm here in your crazy world

♪ Nothing you do can be anticipated ♪

♪ You don't have to live like this ♪

♪ I could free you with a kiss

♪ All you have to do is let me love you ♪