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- [Narrator] This series ends with prom queens,

ugly scenes and ...

Oh for god's sake, just watch the bloody show!

The tans you see might be fake but the people are all real

although some of what they do has been setup

purely for your entertainment.

Previously on The Only Way is Essex.

- [Lauren] I've known her a long time

and she's clearly a cheat.

- How dare she say that?

- Don't have one night stands, I don't sleep around,

Lauren knows that about me.

- [Mario] Right well, Lucy is having a birthday party.

Everyone's gonna be there, specially Frankie.

No trouble though.

- How two faced can two people be?

- I can categorically tell you

I have never ever told Gemma anything regarding Charlie.

Nothing!

- I need to be single.

I need to move on by myself.

- Easier to play it down, say to people

that we haven't slept together and things like that,

why's you denying that, sort of thing?

- [Lauren] You just crossed a line, disrespected me.

I'll not be spoken to like that.

Starts embarrassing me.

- See ya later, love.

[TOWIE intro music]

[TOWIE intro music]

[TOWIE intro music]

[TOWIE intro music]

♪ The only way is up baby

♪ For you and me now

♪ I'm thinking oh my oh my, what is she doing ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm going home to propose to my lady tonight ♪

- [Lucy] Yeah, so I definitely want the vodka

coming out of his willy, yeah.

A little bit bigger than that I'd say.

Yeah.

- [Mario] Make sure they capture it in it's true beauty.

- Willys are ugly, Mario.

- This one isn't.

- [Lucy] What did you say, sorry?

Yeah that big, yeah.

So make sure you add at least two more inches on it, yeah?

[Lucy laughs]

I can't wait to see it!

Thank you so much, I'll see you then.

Thanks for that.

- Yeah, thanks.

- That's one more thing down.

- So wrong.

It's only coz' its your 21st

I'll let you get away with this.

But I don't get how it fits in with your theme

'American Prom'

Why would I be there as an ice sculpture with my cock out?

- Because American proms are really over the top,

so basically what I want

is everyone walking in, the first thing they've gotta do,

to get the party started,

is to take a shot of vodka from your willy,

coz' I think it's funny.

- The thought of nanny Pat taking a shot of vodka

from my willy is disturbing.

- [Lucy] Absolutely hilarious.

[Mario laughs]

- [Mario] It's very disturbing.

- I think Bobby's gonna be there all night.

- It will melt in Bobby's hand.

[Lucy and Mario laugh]

[upbeat music]

- [Billie] So you've been dumped, haven't you?

- [Tom P] To be fair, she sort of just beat me to it,

coz' I've been.. it weren't going anywhere.

- You've been dumped by two Laurens.

- [Tom P] Actually, if you ever see me speaking

to another Lauren, drag me away mate.

- [Joey] She's probably a bit too old for you mate,

do you know what I mean?

Like they're all like 30, d'you know what I mean?

- Maybe I should start going out with someone my own age.

- So what you ain't going prom date yet?

- Ain't got a prom date unless Billie wants to go.

- [Joey] Billie have you got a prom date?

- No.

[Joey cheers]

[Tom P and Billie high five each other]

[Joey claps hands together]

- Yes!

- Didn't waste any time.

[Sam and Billie laugh]

- That didn't take long.

- Shit, what's the time? I gotta go pick up the Mercedes.

- Oh my god.

- [Joey] What?

- Can't wait to meet Jeffrey.

- Oh my god, Cara, what is he like?

- Well he sounded absolutely lovely on the phone.

- Did he?

- Yeah.

- [Billie] Cara?

- [Cara] Yeah?

- What are we gonna say to him though when he says,

like why do yous wanna get christened?

- We're gonna like be honest and tell the truth.

We wanna get christened because we're not.

And we want it.

- [Billie] This door is very small.

- [Cara] So we're gonna fit our asses in.

- [Billie] Don't say ass, we're in a church.

[Cara chuckles]

- [Pastor] Would you please stand?

- Do we have to sing a song now?

- As we come to prepare ourselves for the Communion

and we share with one another the peace.

- Peace be with you.

- And you.

- Peace be with you.

[Cara giggles]

Please be seated.

So now let us pray.

- This is where we get christened, in here?

- Yeah.

- It's well nice, got nice window.

Oh, this is where you get bread and wine.

- [Pastor] These gifts of bread and wine.

- See told ya.

- I'm on a diet, I can't have any bread.

- [Pastor] For those of you who wish now to receive

Holy Communion, please feel free to come forward.

[people walking up]

- [Billie] Cara, I can't bend down in this dress.

Oh my God, my dress is so tight.

[Billie laughs and whimpers]

See if my bum's hanging out.

- [Pastor] The blessing of our Lord Jesus Christ.

The blessing of our Lord Jesus Christ.

[coughing in the background]

- [Billie] How can I get up?

[Billie laughs]

[coughing in the background]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

- [Bobby] What you think boys?

[Boys murmuring]

- Nice.

- [Ricky] It matches your complexion.

- That's what I kind of wanted to go for.

Skin tone and waistcoat to match.

- Quite subtle.

- I was gonna say it's quite subtle for Bobby that, innit?

- The trousers have a very good fit Bob.

[Ricky laughs]

- [Bobby] It is a little bit..

- [Charlie] It is a bit lunch boxy, innit?

[Ricky laughs]

- [Ricky] Sometimes I wish you was gay.

- Why?

- So you could have a really nice relationship.

- Aww!

- [Ricky] Coz' you would be so, you would be really,

you would like really good best friends, aren't ya?

That's what I love about it.

- [Little Chris] So have you heard anymore from Gemma, Bobs?

- [Bobby] I've had four missed calls from her last night.

But I haven't got around to ringing her, because I think

what have I got to say to ya?

You're sitting there, you're lying about me,

you're making things more awkward between me and Charlie.

And it's out and out bullshit.

She's got the morals of an alley cat and I'm not havin' it.

- [Charlie] The main thing personally for me is,

that I know that Bobby's telling the truth.

And we have got nothing to hide.

She's categorically class A liar,

I can't be dealing with her.

- [Jamie] Frankie situation,

it just hasn't materialised yet.

I mean if I bump into her straight away

then it might be like, sorry sorry sorry and all that.

If it's a few drinks then a line.

[Jamie laughs]

- No, you're gonna have to deal with it properly.

I think you have to deal with it properly straight away.

And it's not just one person or two people,

there was a few like that ...

You're gonna bump into, do you know what I mean?

It's not like you just...

- Yeah but I might just, do you know what I might just

totally ignore it, have a really good time.

[Jamie mumbles]

- I can but you ain't..

I don't think you need to worry about it, put it that way.

- I'm not worried about it.

All I'm looking forward to me and you going out,

getting dressed up, lots of girls, lots of drinks,

that's all I'm looking forward to.

Them other situations, you know kind of like,

we're gonna be bumping into exes and things like that.

But if it happens, it happens.

- Something always happens, someone always says something.

It's gonna be a bit of drama,

there'll probably be someone crying,

someone getting caught with their trousers down.

- Someone snogging someone.

[Darrell laughs]

- Yeah, something's gonna happen but I don't know,

I just hope for your sake, it ain't you for once.

[Jamie laughs]

[upbeat music]

- You should back off of Charlie, one hundred percent.

He's not gay.

You know, the boy is not gay.

- When have I said he's gay?

- Well, you say things like,

oh go off with your boyfriend.

- Yeah coz' they were winding me up in her house.

I didn't mean it.

- [Joan] Yeah but you don't, but that's upsetting.

You don't say things like that.

- I don't wanna be horrible to him, mum.

But at the same time I have to stick up

for what's right and what I believe in.

Someone's lying, it's not me.

I've just had two ears open to Bobby,

when he's been upset crying over Charlie.

- Charlie is so handsome.

And Bobby being gay,

you would look at Charlie and think, God ...

You know is Bobby exaggerating? You know.

- I'm tired of it.

All I know is don't ever come to me again

- With your problems.

- With your problems and then smash it back in my face.

- I think you get a bit heated and say the wrong thing.

- Yeah, in a row I go off my head.

- Yeah you go off your head like a nutter.

No, you look like the time that I squeezed that lemon

by mistake in your eye,

you looked like you was gonna murder someone.

Yeah, I mean you do look like a psycho, don't you?

[mellow music]

- Can't wait for you to let him do some more songs,

like get back into the studio.

- Well I've done a few more, but I just think that

every time I'm in there I absolutely love it,

I'm in my glories.

- I'm really nervous.

- Huh?

- I'm not here to row, I'm here to just say,

to make amends. Don't want you to say,

I'm not gonna argue back.

Do they know I'm coming?

- No they don't have a clue.

- Okay.

[Arg sighs]

- [Lauren] Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

[Lauren exhales]

Oh my God, I'm so nervous.

[Arg sighs]

- All right?

- [Lauren] Hi.

- [Joan] What's all this? You two on a date?

- No, I didn't want to lie to you both,

but I just thought that, I just really wanted to.

You know it's not really nice, is it?

You know I've been close to Lauren for years

and Jessica is like a sister to me.

Seeing both of them upset has made everyone,

and I just ...

- Look, I've not come here to kind of think,

oh God if it's gonna be [mumbles]

It's not for that, it's purely just because

I want to draw a line under everything that's happened.

- Don't know what to say, I mean.

- [Lauren] We had a fight, that's what girls do.

In that pulled hair and it's not nice,

but I didn't mean for that to happen.

I was cut and bruised and I lost hair,

but then not obviously as much.

It's really for me to talk about it, because...

- [Jess] I understand that, but it's bloody harder for me

I tell you that much.

- [Lauren] There's no wrong or right, we're both adults.

We're both as bad as each other.

- [Joan] You're both as bad as each other,

but you took one step, you went to another level.

When Jess come home it was like as if she'd been

in a car crash.

- I felt like been run over by a lorry.

- [Joan] All the things as well, that's gone on after that,

like just calling her a cheat the other day.

You know Jess would never cheat on him.

As for Tom, he's just causing trouble.

- [Lauren] I was never involved in that.

Moving forward I don't want all this bitchiness.

Not just by us, but everyone else

and I wanna be able to know you

and if someone says anything,

we'll talk to each other about it.

Because that's what makes it worse,

everyone else getting involved.

- I just... Yeah.

Just don't know how it can go back to normal.

I wish I could click my fingers

and we could be friends again liked we used to be.

I wish that it'd just be ...

It's hurtful, coz' of what we both been through

in the last ten years.

I just think it's a horrible situation,

it should never of have happened.

[Lauren sniffles]

- [Arg] It's just been horrible for everyone, isn't it?

Going wrong, you know horrible to watch,

coz' we were all so close, we've all grown up together.

We've all been family and it's just,

just to see everyone be torn apart

it's just so sad to see, you know?

- [Lauren] I can't do anymore. I've said what I need to say

and it's horrible.

And I apologise what's been said and done

and hopefully you will too.

No one's wrong and no one's right,

but I just can't live like this anymore.

I really can't.

- Neither can I.

- [Arg] So, what we're gonna, you know.

What's gonna go on from here now then?

- Well I just think it's good that we sort of

built bridges in a way and I just think that maybe

it's just time now, at least we've said,

certain things have got off our chest

and I appreciate you coming in and making the effort.

[mellow music]

- Don't be scared.

[Diags laughs]

[Chloe laughs]

- It's like having a spider in your eye.

[Chloe laughs]

- Does that feel nice?

You're so much better looking.

[Lauren P laughs]

- I can't open this eye now.

[Chloe laughs]

- Get them off, get them off, get them off.

They're in my eyes.

- [Chloe] They're not in your eyes,

stop being such a baby.

I've got two sets on, how'd you think I feel?

- Don't you think that's a bit OTT?

- Kinda but I'm like kinda that kinda girl.

[Chloe laughs]

- [Diags] That is true.

- [Lauren P] So you're not gonna wear these to prom?

- [Diags] No.

I'm gonna go with more boyish look.

- All right listen, I wanna know

who you taking to prom?

'cause you haven't got a date, we ain't got a date.

Lets sort it out.

- [Lauren P] If you had to.

Had to had top pick me or Chloe to take.

- Who would I pick?

Chloe.

- [Lauren P] Would you?

You'd pick me really, wouldn't you?

- [Chloe] Oh my God, why are you bullying him into it?

He's just made his decision.

- Is that your final decision?

- Nah.

- [Lauren P] Say no.

- [Diags] It's not, it's not.

- I'll be your slut at the end of the night.

[Chloe and Lauren P laugh]

- [Chloe] Final day, like obviously

you can have jokes all night coz' I'm well funny.

She ain't that funny.

- That is true.

That is not true, I mean!

[Chloe laughs]

- [Lauren P] Chloe's tryin' to put words in his mouth.

- [Chloe] I've got a really little nun, she's got a big nun.

- Hers has got a lock on it.

- Have you?

- I've had a baby, can't be that locked.

I just had it waxed, so ...

- [Lauren P] Oh, smooth.

- It's fresh.

- She ain't getting it out

so what's the point with it being waxed?

[Diags laughs]

- [Chloe] You're grown up, make a decision in your head

in your own head.

- In my own head.

- [Chloe] Then you gotta ring 'em and ask them.

- This could be anyone.

[radio playing in the background]

[radio playing in the background]

- I put it on loudspeaker, so we can all hear it.

[Chloe's voicemail greeting playing]

- Woo, it's me!

Yay!

- Hello Chloe, can I speak to Lauren Pope please?

[Lauren cheers]

[Chloe laughs]

[girls cheering and squealing]

[rock music playing]

[rock music playing]

[rock music playing]

[rock music playing]

[rock music playing]

[rock music playing]

[door bell rings]

- Hi! Oh my God!

That is amazing!

- Obviously I know you like 1960's and that,

so I got you a 1964 Bentley.

- Oh my God, Tom!

- Do you like it?

- That is unreal!

[Lydia mumbles]

- Ready to go?

- Yeah, lets go.

- All right, shut the door.

- So we actually going in this car, for real?

- Yeah, this is our car.

- Oh my God, this is unreal Tom.

This is the best day of my life.

[Tom laughs]

It is!

- Is it actually?

- Yes!

I feel like I'm in a movie.

- Love it, don't you?

- It's amazing.

- I know we've been obviously going out for a little bit

and I've been lovin' every moment of it.

I'm gonna ask you...

- You're not gonna ask me to marry you, are you?

- No, not yet.

- Okay good.

- Will you...

- Don't say that, you're scaring me!

[Tom laughs]

- Will you move in with me?

- Oh my God, Tom! This is amazing!

I feel like I'm gonna cry.

[Tom and Lydia kiss]

- You never said yes or no yet.

- Okay, yes.

[Tom laughs]

Yes I will, look.

[Tom laughs]

Which one's the wedding finger?

- [Tom] The left one.

- [Lydia] Did you bring flowers?

- I might have.

- Oh my god, baby. You are the cutest.

This is the most romantic thing that anyone

has ever done and ever will do

my whole entire life, like literally.

I will cherish this moment forever.

- You better do. Cost me arm and a leg.

[Lydia giggles]

- [Lydia] Killed moment.

[Tom laughs]

This is so amazing!

[upbeat music]

[passengers cheering]

[cheering]

[glasses clinking together]

[Joey and Tom P high fiving]

- Here's to bein' dumped, here's to bein' dumped!

[cheering]

- Tom! Where's your date?

Tommy Tommy where's your date?

- [Sam] I will be your date Tom.

What about Austin Powers over there?

- The question is, will Gemma lose her virginity tonight?

[laughing and cheering]

That's the tradition though, innit?

You lose your virginity at prom night.

- [Tom P] Do ya?

How old was you Arg?

- 20.

[everyone cheering]

- Might of not lost my virginity on prom night,

but I did smoke a first cigar

and I actually come second as prom king.

- [Billie] Who'd you reckon is gonna win

prom king and queen tonight?

- [Sam] Mainly Mario and Lucy are gonna win the tills.

- If it's a fair vote, it will not be Mario and Lucy,

I'm tellin' you.

- It'll either be Joey and Sam or me and Gemma,

come on this is a fair fight.

That's what people want.

- What about Tom and Lyd?

- Nah.

Not interested in that, too boring.

- James, what we said ...

- [Tom P] Are you gonna take it tonight then or not?

- No I'm not.

Do it yourself.

[Arg laughs]

Like you did on your first prom night.

[cheering]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

♪ Never felt like this before

♪ it makes me cravin' more and more ♪

♪ can't describe why I feel this way ♪

♪ It seems to me that things will change ♪

♪ that all my ones are rearranged ♪

♪ But then I'ma wake up in my dreams ♪

♪ My dreams

♪ My dreams

♪ What do I want and how can I get there ♪

♪ What do I need, how can I prepare ♪

♪ What can I hope and how do I find this ♪

♪ How can I know what will take me there ♪

- [Mario] You ready?

You can look.

- [Lucy] Is it that bad?

[Mario chuckles]

What the hell?

- [Mario] Looks a little weird.

- [Lucy] It's humongous!

Do you think my measurements are wrong?

- That would hurt you.

Take a shot from my cock.

- No, because it will run on my face.

Just to put a little bit in.

- [Mario] Okay.

- [Lucy] Have I got to put my mouth right on it?

- [Mario] Yeah, keep it down there then.

[Lucy laughs]

You don't wanna miss it.

[Lucy laughs]

[Mario mumbles]

- [Mario] You ready?

[Lucy mumbles]

[Lucy splurting]

- Baby!

[Lucy laughs]

- Now we should do it more often at home.

[Lucy giggles]

You'll stay at home but you'll practise.

♪ Hey I just met you and this is crazy ♪

♪ but here's my number, so call me maybe ♪

- Are yous up for like prom king and queen

then as a threesome or what?

- Absolutely livid, we're not even on the list.

- [Chloe] You know what,

I've seriously got the hump about it.

- I know, they never get included.

- Do you know what I mean? All this effort.

I got my spanx on and everything

and now I ain't even up for prom queen.

What liberties, I might of well just go home.

[girls laughing]

- Pretty good party, isn't it really?

- Mate, I once had lovely chilled out evening, so...

- [Charlie] Watch behind ya.

- Don't be scared boys. Do not be scared.

- You all right, how you doing?

- You all right?

- Yeah, not too bad, you all right Sam?

- [Gemma] All right Charlie?

- Do you come in peace, are ya?

- I am, I'm not shouting because

I've got a sore throat anyway and I physically cannot shout.

But the reason why I shout is

because when I know I'm right, I'm right.

Bobby told me

that when yous were in Marbella,

Charlie was very touchy feely.

He also told me you went to have a foursome one night.

- To be honest Gemma. I don't know what to think.

You gotta understand that,

in my heart I'm hearing from other people

and I'm trying, I don't want this out there anymore.

- On my life. I am telling you the truth.

And someone here is lying.

- Amen! Yeah.

Someone is lying Gem, aren't they?

Babes, firstly, I got no reason to lie, okay?

Was on the phone the other day,

I apologised for swearing at you,

because no man should talk to a woman like that.

Did I not apologise?

- No.

- You absolute fucking liar!

- Hey Bobby. Bobby. Bobby don't.

- Why did you tell me you went and had a foursome?

- [Bobby] We didn't go ahead with it.

When we knew the couples' intentions,

we got our flip flops and left.

It's public knowledge.

- [Gemma] You have insinuated that something sexual

went on.

- What do you mean by that?

- We was all joking about laughin' and Gemma was laughin'

and said what happened in Marbella?

And you didn't deny anything.

- Right. Enough, enough.

Nothing has categorically ever

gone on with me and Bobby, ever.

Gemma if I'm totally honest with ya,

I don't believe anything that comes out of your mouth,

I don't that's me being honest.

Bobby has got no reason to lie about me and him

and in my heart of hearts I believe Bobby, I do.

- It's all very dramatic.

- Bob, no I'm not lying.

But I'm willing to forgive you in my heart.

- You're willing to forgive me?

Something here isn't right,

no this ain't funny, this ain't funny!

- [Sam] Did anything happen between you two, or not?

- [Bobby] No.

- It didn't.

- [Sam] And now you're all breaking up.

You're breaking up Gemma, now you and Charlie are arguing.

This is all down to Charlie

and you need to speak up and say what you feel

and how you feel about this situation.

- I'm just...

- I think everyone's feeling ...

- I can't, I can't deal. I can't be bothered with this.

- [Gemma] Go on Bobs.

I forgive you, yeah?

I love you, I love you as a friend.

- Gem, seriously. On a serious note.

- Seriously, in my heart ...

- [Bobby] Where's your head at?

I hope you get that BAFTA sweetheart.

Because you know what I said to you on that phone.

One thing I gotta say to you is,

sorry for calling you a [bleep] and you know it.

- [Gemma] Peace and love to you.

- Peace and love, peace and love.

Fucking bore off darlin'.

Get on your fuckin' broomstick!

And fly off fucking back to Chigwell.

[bleep]

And I ain't apologising for that one.

[upbeat music]

[crowd chatting]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

♪ Another missed call, oh

♪ what are you asking of me now?♪

- How come's Jamie Reed's here?

- Mario saw him in the gym the other day and invited him,

but I haven't got a problem with him being here,

I'm just worried about what he might cause at my party.

That's what I'm worried about.

- Depends if Frankie cross his path.

[girls laugh]

- [Tom P] That's it, get those lips around that helmet.

[Arg spits]

- Straight vodka!

[laughing and mumbling]

- Did you think it was water?

[laughing]

- [Arg] Get down here mate, get some more.

Shrivel up.

- [Tom P] Come on, bit more of that.

[mumbling]

[ice shattering on the floor]

[boys chuckling]

- I'm so glad yous both friends now.

- [Sam] I know.

[Lauren laughs]

Everyone rows don't they.

We've been in rows but yeah,

thank God we've worked it out.

I'd of hated us not being here for 21st.

- I hated you at one point, you hated me.

I hated you, you hated me.

- Wanker!

Screw you [bleep] everything up.

- Weren't supposed to clap, yeah you [bleep]

[Lucy laughs]

- We can laugh about it now, we're getting older.

We've matured, we've changed and

I've got memories with you two and it's just

I'll never forget it.

- Thank you.

- I feel really emotional today.

Oh look she's givin' me a hug.

- Group hug!

[girls laughing]

- This is weird.

- I never thought I'd be in a group hug.

- Anyway ladies, I'm gonna go in the toilet,

so I'll speak to yous later.

- [Sam] See you in a bit.

- See you later.

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

- I can't believe how much you've changed but still.

- Well I'm still the same height.

- You're still the same height,

but I mean like at school I was all

like geeky, I was skinny.

Had a head brace at night, I had train tracks.

You were like skinny, ripped.

Mate, at school you were the man.

No everything is just hopeless,

you say inappropriate things,

you were sick in my mom's drive.

- She forgave me for that.

- That's what you think.

With mischief, amateur porn videos.

- You enjoyed watchin' these.

- I know, but despite all that.

Even though, you are an embarrassment

I wouldn't change you for the world.

Which is why I would be honoured if you'd be my best man.

- Sick mate!

Aw yeah!

Yeah hundred percent.

[hugging and clapping hands on back]

Ah, all the things we can do!

Oh, mate. Cheers mate.

I feel honoured.

I actually do feel honoured.

- Glad.

- Oh, mate. It's gonna be well good.

You've got nothing to worry about,

I will not let you down.

Come here.

- Oh you wanna hug do ya?

[both cheering]

[upbeat music]

♪ 'cause I don't wanna live without you ♪

- What's going on Daigs?

Turning up with my two chiquititas.

[Lauren P laughs]

- It's the new coming in, innit?

It's the new [mumbles]

- Can't believe it man!

He's all nervous now I've said that, don't you.

- No I don't,

I don't mind taking these girls off your hands.

It's no trouble of mine.

[Chloe laughs]

- [Mick] I didn't really want them taken off my hands.

- [Lauren P] Have a fight, go on.

We need to have a fight.

- Yeah go on. Fight!

[Lauren P and Chloe chanting]

- Fight, fight!

- Don't shoot yourself Daigs. Be a man.

- [Chloe] Daigs, if you had to fight,

like proper have a fight with Mick,

would you do it?

- What, for Lou? No.

- [Lauren P] For a million quid, would you do it?

[Mick laughs]

- Course I'd fight Mick for Lou.

- Course he would.

- [Chloe] Excuse me, so you'd do it for a million

and not me?

[crowd cheering and applauding]

[crowd cheering and applauding]

[crowd cheering and applauding]

- Right, ladies and gentleman.

I hope you're having a great time so far.

So, Lucy mate, happy birthday!

[crowd cheering and applauding]

Right now we have the moment you've all been waiting for

[Arg chuckles]

It is the prom king and queen announcement!

[crowd cheering and applauding]

The nominations are

Mario and Lucy,

[crowd cheering and applauding]

Sam and Joey,

[crowd cheering and applauding]

Jessica and Ricky,

[crowd cheering and applauding]

Lydia and Tom,

[crowd cheering and applauding]

Gemma and Arg

[crowd cheering and applauding]

Oh, sorry, would of been Tom P

but Lauren Goodger dumped you last week in a pub.

[crowd laughing]

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

[Arg laughing]

Sorry that was a bit harsh.

Right, so.

[Arg laughing]

Are we ready?

[crowd cheering and applauding]

And the winners are

[Arg murmurs]

Tom and Lydia.

[crowd cheering and applauding]

[crowd cheering and applauding]

[crowd cheering and applauding]

[crowd cheering and applauding]

[crowd cheering and applauding]

- Thank you.

- Bit awkward.

[crowd cheering and applauding]

- We got our speech.

- Thanks for voting us prom king and queen.

I wanna say huge happy birthday

to our beautiful little Luce, we love you.

[crowd cheering and applauding]

[crowd cheering and applauding]

- Right, lets party!

[crowd cheering and applauding]

[crowd cheering and applauding]

[Arg coughs]

[upbeat electronic music]

[upbeat electronic music]

[upbeat electronic music]

[upbeat electronic music]

- Have you seen the ice sculpture of Mario?

- It is brilliant, I mean,

he blatantly loves it as well.

- Yeah, definitely.

Do you know what, first I thought oh prom theme,

but now it actually looks quite good, I think everyone.

- Yeah, definitely.

- Hello girls.

Having a good night?

- So far.

- Basically I just wanna grab your attention

to say that I'm really sorry.

Like for what I said.

In my defence, I mean it was only a one on one chat,

with one of my friends that really got out of hand.

But I know I kind of like upset both of ya.

- [Sam] For me, it's just more the fact

that I was embarrassed in front of my boyfriend.

- Yeah but I wasn't actually tryin' to do that,

- [Frankie] But you did do that.

- [Jamie] Yeah I know I did that.

- You did do that, didn't ya?

- But...

- [Frankie] Hanging out your dirty laundry.

- How many times have you spoken to somebody

about something that's not gone anywhere at all.

- Well, you don't really boast about it.

You don't really boast about sleeping with three girls.

Yeah it was boasting.

Well it got you somewhere, didn't it?

And now you're sorry, now you're sorry.

So are you happy with yourself?

- No I'm not happy with myself, no.

What I wanna do, I just wanna come apologise and move on.

- Well, so you think it's acceptable?

You think it's acceptable to swoon into a place

and say that about three girls, three young girls?

And you call yourself a gentleman?

You call yourself a man?

Who the fuck do you think you are doing that?

To three girls. I'm the oldest out of them.

- I came here to apologise,

if you're not gonna accept my apology then ..

- No I don't accept your apology, you're a prick.

[Sam gasps]

- You fucking [bleep], you think you're fucking clever?

[Frankie shouting]

[crowd murmuring]

[Frankie shouting and screaming]

[crowd chatting]

[shouting abuse]

- [Frankie] You fucking wanker!

♪ When I needed you

- [Darrell] That's a fucking liberty mate.

- Tried to say sorry, tried to apologise.

- Come on, lets go.

♪ And now you've gone away

- All right, he's a lovely guy.

But just wasn't enough for me.

- Why can't you move on Lauren?

I don't understand, why can't you?

- Tell you the truth.

I will love Mark for the rest of my life.

And that's true, I'll always love him.

Like I'm in a habit,

I keep going back like a habit.

- [Arg] Is there anything you regret

or anything you would of changed or?

- Yeah, loads of things.

- Do you reckon it could of been different?

- If I knew then what I know now, yeah.

♪ You don't have to say you love me ♪

- So much has happened and gone on

and it's sad that's everyone that

a lot of people here don't even really like me I don't think

It's like I look around I think

me and Sam are friends now, we've worked through it.

But I've been through a terrible time with her.

Lucy, she ruined my world.

At one point I was literally

in absolute bits.

Can't stay around here anymore,

I need to get away for a while.

- Where you gonna go?

- I feel like I need to be me,

I need to get away and find myself.

- You being serious?

[Lauren sniffles]

- You all right? You sure?

That's another friend gone.

- I'm just so scared.

- [Arg] Why you scared?

You've made this decision ain't ya?

- [Lauren G] I've been through such a journey,

like all the rows I've had with Sam, Lucy

and Mark, love of my life.

And I felt so devastated.

- We both deep down know that, you know,

we both lost the loves of our lives.

- I know you still love Lydia, I know you do.

- Yeah, just sad the way things work out, innit?

I'm gonna miss you.

- I'll miss you too.

Thanks Arg.

♪ Believe me

♪ Believe me

- [Narrator] Next series on The Only Way Is Essex.

Will there be more this?

[Lucy and Sam shouting and arguing]

- He's flirting with you and you say Thomas wink!

- You come to me insinuating

he was touchy feely with you

in Marbella.

- [Narrator] This.

[Lauren G and Tom P kiss]

- I wonder what we'll be.

- Come do it again then.

- I'm glad that's all over.

- [Narrator] Or this.

- That's the biggest spider!

[girls squealing and screaming]

- Peace be with you.

- James, oh my God.

- Trust me, the outfit is creepy sick.

[Daigs sobs in pain]

- [Doctor] Very good, excellent.

- [Narrator] Who knows?

These people are real and anything can happen

on The Only Way Is Essex.

Goodbye from us and goodbye from Joey.

- [Joey] Ta-ta!

♪the only way is up baby

♪for you and me now

♪ The only way is up baby

♪ For you and me now

♪ The only way is up baby

♪ For you and me now