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Here, puss, puss.
Here, Mew-Mew.

Here, puss, puss. Come here.

Come along, come along!
Here you come.

That's right. Don't fall, don't fall.
Now then, come here.

Mew-Mew, Mew-Mew,
come along, come along!

Mew-Mew, come along.

Where are you?

Mew-Mew, come along, Mew-Mew!

Mew-Mew, Mew-Mew, come along!

Good evening, Mrs Crosby.
You're the first to arrive.

- Well.
- Everything has been kept

according to your instructions.

- You've kept the place immaculate...
- Mrs Pleasant.

Well... Mrs Pleasant,
I can't say you've missed much.

Hm. Between the Bolsheviks on one side
and the democrats on the other,

the world has become unrecognisable.

Mr West is safe?

Just as you left him.

The disintegration should be minimal.

It will be strange to, er... see him again,

listen to him again.

Shall we go?

Has the temperature been maintained?

Well, yes...

- Are you sure?
- Yes, and the locks haven't been opened

- since you closed them.
- That was a long time ago.

And yet, in a way, not so long.

20 years.

Tonight.

It's a strange feeling, Mrs Pleasant,

to find oneself opening something
one closed 20 years ago.

Almost to the hour.

Happy anniversary, Mr West.

Welcome to 1934.

Well, Mrs Pleasant, I don't seem to recall

being informed about a moth

that has reached its maturity.

But I can't think how it happened.

- I haven't got a key.
- Quite.

Quite, Mrs Pleasant.

I will investigate the local moth colony
and find out who they sent over.

It's the spirit!

Open the door!
I've been pounding on it for 10 minutes!

Just a moment.

Just another small moment, please.

I think your guests are
beginning to arrive.

Most anxiously.

Good evening, Mrs Crosby!

- Good evening, Harry.
- I'm sorry about the broken glass but I...

Oh, thanks, I will.

I seem to recall that breaking things
was something that you know a lot about.

We're flashing the sabres early tonight,
aren't we?

Flashing sabres?
That's a subject you also know a lot about.

- You're full of charm this evening.
- Did you come by train?

No, I drove. But the train is in.

I just managed to beat
it to the crossroads.

You've got a perfect night
for the reading of a will.

- Am I the first?
- Hm-mm.

- How many besides myself?
- I don't know.

Five were notified - five definitely live.

I know two and that's one too many.

Tell me, why do relatives have to be...?

Named Charlie Wilder.

Cheers.

Good evening.

- It's exactly as I thought it would be.
- May I take your coats?

Why do you dislike Charlie so very much?

In the second place, he's my cousin
and I don't like war heroes,

in the third place, I think he's a queer,
in the fourth place, I know he's a gigolo.

- In the first place...
- Because she is very fond of him.

- Score two for the will reader.
- I'm not going to read the will tonight.

No? Who is?

Cyrus West.

There's an auctioneer in Swiss Cottage once,

I bet if i called him he could turn the place over
for at least four million, cash.

Cicily, let's not get
mawkishly sentimental.

I'll just die if it's me.
Wouldn't you just die if it was me?

Not if I'm the next in line.

Oh.

Well, I suppose you can make do
with anything if you have to.

- Good evening, Miss Sillsby.
- Good evening. How do you do?

- May I introduce Dr Blythe.
- How do you do?

Susan Sillsby, the noted sportswoman

- and Cicily Young.
- Who is noted.

- I'll have a drink.
- It's too early for you.

- She never drinks before sunup.
- You both came up from London?

We came up together,
we're roommates.

- You're cousins.
- Yes, cousins and roommates.

Oh, but it won't be a problem.
We're not planning to have children.

Where do you practise, Doctor?

I used to practise in London,
Beverly Hills and Geneva.

Oh, the change-of-life circuit.

I know who you are. You're the one
who opens the will beforehand

and changes the heir's name
so you wind up with everything.

Miss Young...

I'm so happy that you're free.

You're to join us this evening.

Hi, Clown.

- Charles Howard Wilder. Good evening.
- Hello!

Drinks for my family, for tonight we ride.

- Charlie Wilder, we're cousins.
- I got this from an out-of-work magician

in exchange for some flying lessons.

- Would you do me a favour?
- Anything.

Would you take me for a ride?
If I went in a plane with Charlie Wilder

- I'd just die...
- Any time, my pretty. Anything for a relative,

particularly one who may be very rich,
In a few hours.

- Maybe it'll be you.
- I hope so,

It would be funny though,
but I don't remember the old man.

Here Harry, sorry you could make it.
Even you can have a glass.

Everybody should have a glass,
no matter what they may have done.

Careful, you might get
this right in your face.

It wouldn't be the first time Harry, old boy.

Even one for you, Gertrude Stein.
A glass is a glass is a glass.

Why don't you two make up
and shake hands?

- I never thought I'd do that without gloves.
- Aren't you wearing gloves?

Is it true you once doubled
for Buddy Rogers?

- No, it was Ben Lyon.
- Haven't you always been a double?

- No, during the war I was one of the leads.
- Oh, really, General?

Didn't I see your face on something
to do with clean teeth?

Be careful, Mr Wilder.

In the process of keeping track
of the family over the years,

I've managed to...
acquire some interesting souvenirs.

Ha ha ha ha,

Well, 1932 wasn't a very good year
for dogfights.

I only died 17 times.

- Really?

Sure picked a perfect night for the reading of a will.

- Who are you?
- This must be Paul Jones.

Nice to see you, relative.

Thank you. You're Charlie Wilder,
the... the flyer!

- That's true.
- I knew a guy who wrote a song about you.

Um.. Charlie Wilder
The highest flyer of them all

- I'm a songwriter too.

Really well you must tell me,
about your exploits some time.

- You're American?
- Yes, I had to be in London anyway.

You might've come a very long way,
for nothing if you not the heir.

Or an awfully short way if he is.
Hello, Paul, I'm strange cousin Susan.

- Are we all here?
- No, one still expected.

- Who?
- Annabelle.

Present! Hello, everybody. Sorry I'm late.

Hello, darling! Mwah! Nice to see you.

Hello, Harry, it's really nice
to see you again. Hello, Charlie!

- Oh, excuse me.
- We've all been getting reacquainted.

This is Miss Sillsby, Miss Young,
Miss Annabelle West.

- The others I think you know.
- Yes.

- Excuse me.
- Annabelle West, I'm Cicily.

Hello, cousin. Welcome to Elsinore.

Oh!

Hello! Hello, Paul.

It's really nice to see you again.

- Long time no see, as they say.
- Hello.

You're Aunt Emma's boy, right?

As we are all assembled,
I should like to begin.

Will you please sit down.

There's... something wrong.

- What?
- That clock.

- What about it?
- It hasn't struck... for 20 years.

Maybe it's out of the union.

It struck...

seven times.

And there are... eight people in the house.

Some of you...

may not live.

Are you quite sure, Mrs Pleasant?

The spirit...

is never wrong.

No, I mean are you quite sure
that there are only...

eight people in this house.

On the 27th of September, 1914,
Cyrus Canby West died in this house.

20 years ago tonight.

I was instructed to assemble all of his
surviving relatives here in this room

at midnight on September 27th 1934.

- When do we find out who the lucky one is?
- Very soon now.

However, don't you think that all of you
in this room

have been very lucky over the years?

- Let's hear it for the West family!
- At least we have a celebrity.

- An almost-celebrity.
- Aren't you, Miss Sillsby... well-known

for the many, many hunting trophies
you've won,

as well as sharing the world record
for the Bengal tiger.

She certainly is.

And you, Miss Young -

yes, Miss Young - are famous
for shooting another kind of game.

Pity it wasn't Charlie.

Harry,
you were well-known and successful.

Very successful with juries.
How long did it take to acquit you?

An hour and a half?

Now listen, stuntman, this isn't Hollywood,
I'll put you up against that wall and hospitalise you

Please! Please, Harry.

In spite of that unfortunate incident

- your career has been...
- Peddling fifth-rate pharmaceuticals.

- I told you to shut up!
- Stop it!

- I think I'm next.
- Yes, Miss West.

Miss West -
ah, I see from this newspaper article

that you are rapidly becoming

one of the most popular
fashion designers in London,

an accomplishment that would be envied
by someone twice your age.

- Cyrus West was no ordinary man.

In his lifetime he amassed a vast fortune

and in his retirement he used his energies
to protect that fortune

from what he thought were...

avaricious and dangerous relatives.

- He certainly did a good job with the necklace.
- What necklace?

The famous West necklace.

It's worth over half a million pounds,
if you could get the diamonds today.

- Where is it?
- That's just it. Nobody knows.

It was during what was unfortunately
the last year of his life

that Mr West had himself...
secretly photographed

on moving picture film.

- What?
- At the same time,

making synchronised sound recording.

Oh, no. Is this some kind of joke?

- Hardly.
- Did they even have sound then?

- Didn't you double for Buddy Rogers in a movie?
- It was Ben Lyon.

A very primitive form of sound recording
which had been developed at that time.

We certainly come
from forward-thinking stock.

He was putting on airs.

The difficulty of course was to preserve that film
from disintegration during the 20 years

and that task I allotted to Mr West's devoted
and faithful housekeeper, Mrs Pleasant.

How do we know that she didn't peek?

The integrity of Mrs Pleasant
is beyond question

and, anyway, it would have been impossible.

- Would you bet your fortune on it?
- My fortune is not at issue tonight.

There were two films made -

the first contains Mr West reading his will
and identifying his beneficiary.

The second film is not to be run tonight

and must, in fact, be destroyed
exactly 12 hours from now

- unless...
- Unless what?

Unless the designated heir dies
or is judged...

- What?
- Judged to be insane.

- Good God...
- What the hell is that supposed to mean?

The second film contains the identity
of the heir who is next in line.

- This is a licence for someone to kill.
- What?

The second heir would
want to kill the first.

But no one knows the identity
of the second heir.

Except...

the moth.

I would like to invite you all
to a little supper on behalf of our host...

Cyrus West.

Are we going to see
one of Charlie's films?

I hope not, for your sakes.

Miss West, I think we'll find that this film
is more in the private collectors' category.

- I hope it's as good as the one last Friday.
- A film that could only have been made

- by such a man as Cyrus West.
- How do we know there are no copies?

I supervised the destruction of the negative,
Myself

- Then just tell us who is the heir.
- I can't.

- Why?
- Because Mr West never told me

- I've never see the film.
In fact nobody has.

In fact, Mrs Pleasant and I
are the only two people left alive

who were involved with making the film.

- Old man West was the insane one.
- He was peculiar.

- He's a lunatic.
- An eccentric.

Come on, uou must admit
this scheme makes him a little crazy.

- He was a little ahead of his time.
- Well you will say he was strange.

- I will say he was unique.
- He was a yo-yo .

- An independent thinker.
- A rich thinker.

- That's what made him independent.

'Good evening, leeches. Take your places.

'As you know, I am Cyrus West.

'First of all let me tell you
that you're all a bunch of bastards.

'Oh, I know, I know the people
you came from.

'They're all a bunch of bastards, yes -
your fathers, your mothers,

'your uncles, your aunts,
your nephews, your nieces,

'your sons, your daughters,
not to mention the cartload of cousins.

'All a bunch of bastards except of course
Mew-Mew and perhaps one or two others.

'Perhaps I'm the biggest
bastard of you all,

'to bring you here this night
so distant in the future

'and to sit here contemplating
the interaction of you parasites.

'Now, I've asked Mrs Pleasant...

'who promised me she wouldn't die
as I've been foolish enough to do,

'to prepare for you the same supper
she's preparing for me this evening.

'Ah, the wine.

'Thank you.

'A trifle fresh perhaps but you should have
it at more or less the perfect moment. '

Hmm. Cheers.

'L have it fresh, you have it mature.

'It's my guess that I'm mature
and it's you who are fresh.

'Fresh bastards. Oh, begin, please, begin.

'The foie gras, if you can still get it,
comes from Perigord near Lot. '

'Some men seek immortality.
That's a mistake, an eternal mistake.

'How many of the great Pharaohs
do we really know?

'None. These people were too greedy,
they asked for too much.

'To be remembered forever -
really, what conceit.

'I don't want to be remembered forever.

'My great pleasure at the moment
is to sit here

'and know that I'll be spending
an evening with you

'20 years from the night that I pass on
to where I am now.

'Except that I am with you at this moment,
physically and emotionally...

'in a sense.

'For instance... '

'Ha! Didn't that hurt your ears?

'Of course I'm with you.

'I'm spending an evening
with all my living relatives.

'Thank you. I made the guest list,

'I lead the conversation,
I tell the amusing stories,

'I set the menu, I still command my family.

It's a comfort to know we all have
the same blood flowing in our veins.

'Now, this is Bombay chicken.

'Oh, by the way I've asked for some extra curry
to be placed on the table,

'she never puts enough in.

'Take a moment to do it.

'Go ahead, go ahead. '

I think this chicken died in 1914.

Maybe they kept it with the film.

Harry, let's make a pact-
if it's either of us we'll split it.

- Right.
- Not a bad idea.

What about it? 50-50?

No good. I'd lose out anyway.

- Why?
- Nobody would declare me sane.

- I'd bet on it.
- I had to be mad to be born into this family.

I wasn't mad when I came here
but I certainly gonna be soon.

Tell us some war stories,
that'll calm your nerves.

Thank you, Captain Bligh.

'Now... the science of the transmission

'of hereditary physical and mental
characteristics is called genetics.

'Genetically speaking I feel as if
I was looking straight into the eyes

'of each and every one of you,

'as indeed you are looking into my eyes.

'I might say, dear relatives... Dear
survivors - that's a good name for you -

'that I am, as I was
before 20 years ago tonight,

'on the very tips of my
relatives' tongues. '

- Isn't he going to run out of film?
- Shh!

'Before you get too impatient,
and I know my family well,

'let me complete my introductory remarks
by assuring you

'that I'll be in your hearts
for the entire evening

'because I know something you don't.

'Returning to genetics for a moment.

'If there are more than three of you
present, and I don't envisage fewer,

'then the mathematical probability of one
or more of you being mentally unbalanced

'is, I must tell you, not in your favour.

'Coffee.

'Thank you. On the table is cream
and sugar. Help yourselves.

'Try and keep away from the sugar,
it'll kill you.

'Remember, cream first, coffee after.

'Now, if Allison Crosby is still alive
and hasn't dropped dead from overwork,

'she's probably told you that
she's had my money invested for 20 years.

'If she hasn't told you,
then her representative,

'who's probably another bastard,

'possibly has told you
that if my heir is not judged sane

'then the next in line
will be named in another film.

"'I, Cyrus Canby West, being of sound mind
and body, do hereby declare,

"'as the sole heir to all my money,

"'bonds, securities, estates,
real and otherwise,

"'my descendant, man or woman,
who bears the surname of West.

Congratulations!

Oh, you lucky devil!

- Congratulations.
- Congratulations, my dear.

- That's great.
- Congratulations.

- Thank you, Cicily.
- My astrologer guaranteed I'd get it,

I'll kill the bitch!

Dinner's on you!

'Quiet, please, quiet.

'Thank you. There's an excellent Cognac
which, by now,

'should be even more excellent,
having waited for you.

Well, no necklace.

'There's one more thing, just one.

'The West necklace.

'You didn't think I'd forgotten,
did you?

'But that's not for all of you to hear. I'm
sorry, dear family, it's not for all of you.

'I would like to have a word with my heir
or heirs alone.

'Will the others please excuse us?

'All of you. You have 20 seconds. '

Everyone, please, except Miss West.

'I'll be seeing you.

'As for the necklace,
you've heard of it, I'm sure.

'Well, it's here. It's here for you.

'Where? I wrote the answer to that
on something

'which has been waiting
to take a breath for 20 years.

'At last. '

Thank you, Cyrus.

- Well done! What a girl!
- Congratulations, my dear,

- I must speak with you.
- Do you need a companion?

Don't say things like that,
even in jest!

I think it's wonderful,
I know you'll use the money really well.

- Thank you Suzan, you are kind.
- If you get something terminal,

remember I was a good loser.

Choose well in life, my dear.

I had to choose between my marriage and my career.

And i chose my career.
- And did you regret it?

Never regretted it
and I hope you choose as wisely.

I think it's great.
I'd have lost it all in a month anyway.

- Hey, why so glum?
- Me glum? I don't see why I should be glum.

I've just had dinner with a
man who’s been dead 20 years

I'm in the middle of nowhere without
a telephone, there's a hurricane blowing

and now creepy Mrs Pleasant thinks
there are ghosts in the house.

And were all in some kind of danger.

What's more it turns out, is there's insanity in the family

and there could be a fully paid-up lunatic
in the next bed.

- I don't know why I should be glum.
- Dont worry It'll all work out.

- Yeah?
- Sure!

Where there's a will there's a way.

- I wish I could get the hell out of here.
- You must all stay the night, Harry.

In case we have occasion
to hear the second part of the will.

Think what fun we could've had
swinging on the chandeliers.

Lucky I used to do this for a living.

That's your room on the right.

- Thank you, very much.
- Would you take...

Hmm, my favourite period -

- early Devil's Island.
- He really was a bastard.

- They should give the losers something.
- Maybe we're not losers...

quite yet

Temper, temper.
That's no way to fly a plane, Colonel.

Listen!

- Lay off that gigolo routine.
- Whats the matter, am i getting too close to the bone?

You always get too close to the bone,
you damned killer.

- Mrs Crosby was right!

- You're lucky you're not inside.
- I did not kill anybody.

- It was an accident.
- Of course,

the alcohol is for the patients,
not the doctor!

- Hm, modest little dwelling.
- What's the commotion?

It sounds as if Tom Sawyer
and Huckleberry Finn are at it again.

- I'll go down, you change.
- Thanks Suzan you are kind.

Not at all, what's a poor relation for?

What the hell...?

Oh, forgive me.

Please - had I shot you
I would've felt terrible.

My name is Hendricks, I am the chief
psychologist at the Fairview Sanitarium.

- What's that?
- An asylum for the criminally insane,

- just up the road.
- That's convenient.

- Mr... Hendricks?
- Uh-huh.

Do please come in,
take off your wet things.

Thank you, I'd like to have
a word with everybody, please.

I hope you will forgive my rather
unconventional use of your window.

- You saved his life.
- He saved your neck, you mean.

- Oh, time, fellas, time.
- I was afraid for the safety of all of you.

What? What do you mean by that,
Mr Hendricks?

I'm sorry to report that one
of our sanitarium patients has escaped.

- I knew. I felt something.
- Is he dangerous?

- Extremely. A complete maniac.
- He'll feel right at home in this house.

And homicidal. He's a real killer.

Have you seen anyone around here
since seven o'clock?

That's about the time we arrived.

That explains what I felt.

- Oh, what do you mean?
- Actually, we've all been a little tense up in this house.

- What makes you think he's here?
- I didn't say he was here.

I'm looking at all the houses
in the general area.

Have you some reason to imagine
that he's... close to here?

- Or in this house?
- Well, he always tries to get into a house

- whenever he escapes.
- You mean he's escaped before?

- Yes, I'm afraid so.
- What do you use? The honour system?

His method is to get into a house
and hide until everyone's gone to bed.

What does he look like?

Well, when he got out he was wearing
a long coat and a black slouch hat.

He's not a young man, very little hair,
sharp teeth and fingernails like...

claws.

I think
I took his daughter out once.

He believes that he's a cat.

- A cat?
- Nobody believes he's a cat.

- Nobody in his right mind.
- Last name West by any chance?

I can assure you
that he is not in his right mind

- and indeed believes himself a cat.
- Is this a joke?

No. In fact, he kills his victims
by slowly ripping them apart

That's enough. It's been a stimulating...

That could be a most unwise move.

I'm asking everyone in the area
to lock themselves in until morning.

- That's ridiculous.
- I don't think you've much choice.

And how should we
apprehend this homicidal animal?

- Do you have an extra weapon?
- No.

Weapons can be as dangerous as maniacs.

- And I hope to get him alive.
- Why? As long as you get him.

Well, I've been studying him.
There's a seminar this spring

and I was rather hoping
to give a paper on his behaviour.

Everybody lie down!

Don't anybody move.

- Cicily!
- For Gods sake.

- Oh thank God its you.

- You nearly got shot.
- Some cat.

- This is Mr Hendricks.
- Who's bringing important news

- to everyone in the area.
- I'm not here to alarm you.

Certainly not!
There's absolutely no cause for alarm.

It's just a homicidal maniac
who thinks he's a cat got loose.

He's not dangerous, he just tears his friends
apart, slowly that's all. But don't get upset - ha!

They strap him down in a rubber room
and a few times a year he gets out nothing serious.

They have a collection of incompetents
over there and this is the chief-

who should be investigated by
the State Board of Medical Enquiry.

Allowing a homicidal maniac to escape,
Is criminal negligence

A killer is on the loose
and you're responsible.

There are many killers loose.

Very often it is not clear precisely who
is responsible.

Mr Hendricks, I'm sure you'd like to know
who you are speaking to.

I am Allison Crosby,
the West family lawyer, this is...

- Harry Blythe.
- How do you do?

How do you know so much about
the State Board of Medical Enquiry?

- I used to practise medicine.
- Ah, which branch of medicine did you practice?

- Surgery
- Surgery?

That's interesting.

Surgery! -

Hmm, very interesting.

My patient cuts with his hands
or whatever he can find.

You cut with a scalpel.

The results are very different to be sure

but who is to say that the urge
is not the same?

Your man has
an uncontrollable aggressivity.

Unlike you when we met in the hall?

- Why did you stop operating?
- He went into somebody's brain

and ripped them apart - like your cat.
Only this was on the operating table.

- Shut up!
- This is Charlie Wilder,

of whom I'm sure you've heard.

- Ah, the famous hero.
- Glad to know you.

Tell them how many brains
you got into with your bombs.

I lost an older brother
in the war.

I believe we all owe Mr Wilder
some measure of gratitude

- for what he accomplished for us all.
- Ha!

But wasn't it Bertrand Russell who asked,

"What is a killer but a
hero out of uniform?"

- Do you want any help?
- He thinks there's a reward.

Thank you, no. There are several of us out
and the weather's on our side.

What's on our side, Mr Hendricks?

My entire staff, to whom
I've issued orders to shoot on sight.

- Oh.
- I hope it's not necessary.

What else can you do
with a wounded animal?

You're Susan Sillsby, aren't you?

A classmate of mine almost broke
your record in Kenya last summer.

He always admired your courage.

He wouldn't be very pleased
with me tonight.

Anyway, I'm not a killer.

- I'm a sportswoman.
- That's not what the tigers say.

But my dear Sir, I must tell you that I've never agreed
with those who couldn't see the difference.

- This is Miss Cicily Young.
- How do you do?

Are you going to stay with us all night?

I wish I could

but there's a lot of ground
to cover, so to speak.

Miss Young, do forgive me,

but a colleague of mine testified
in a fascinating case in London

- involving...
- It was kill or be killed, Dr Freud.

- What?
- What are you talking about?

I don't mind, Susan.

I was the girl who was dancing
at the Cosy Club in London

who the manager doped
and tried to attack in his office.

Having no other course of action
open to me to prevent him

from accomplishing
his unspeakable intentions

and seeing his gun on the desk,
I gave it to him.

Right in the face.

Self-preservation's
the first rule, certainly.

Er... how many times?

Six.

As I recall, the condition
of the body was...

somewhat mutilated when they found it.

After the shots I fainted.
I never remembered anything after that.

Understandable, certainly.

- Yes, well, now...
- And, er...

What about Mr Paul Jones?

He's a songwriter from the United States.

- How do you do?
- Fine, thank you.

Well, very often we know a man
by his creative effofls.

- What's your latest work?
- A love song.

It's called, erm... You Scratch My Back
And I'll Scratch... Yours.

- Hm-mm?
- Before you start, let me tell you

I, er... I used to put red ants
in with black ants.

Oh, yes, once I killed a skunk
on the Taconic State Parkway

but, if, erm... your cat decides
to show up, don't count on me

Because it was all a long time ago
and I've hung up my guns for good.

Oh, but I can count on you, Mr Jones.

From what I hear on the radio, songwriters
are the worst killers in society.

What about Mrs Allison Crosby?

Mrs Crosby.

You're a lawyer.

And all lawyers are sharks.

And sharks are the worst killers

and the most bloodthirsty creatures
in nature.

I really shouldn't stay any longer.

Would you mind
getting my coat for me, please?

- What do we do if the cat gets in?
- He can have our room.

- I hope he's paper-trained.
- We'll hang on to him dont worry.

Just pray he doesn't hang on to you.

- Twice this year I've had to shoot him.
- What?

Once here.

And once... here.

That seems a little excessive.

Regardless, the last time he was captured
he succeeded in getting his hands on...

me.

It took three good men to get him off.

You will take my advice and avoid
socialising with him at all costs.

Whatever you say.

There's a good chance

he's looking to get in out of the weather,
if he hasn't already.

Sol must ask each one of you again
not to go out before morning

and be sure to lock
all outside windows and doors.

If we get him I'll let you know.

- Thank you.
- So we're prisoners in here?

Well, I'd prefer to think
that he is the prisoner - out there.

Would you please tell anyone else
in the house about the situation?

Ladies and gentlemen,
whatever the purpose of your gathering,

I hope this won't prove too much
of a... disturbing element.

I wish you all a good night.

Remember... as Bismarck said,

"A little caution outflanks
a large cavalry. "

Good night.

Now, check all the doors and
windows. Let's begin with the basement.

Oh you must mean the basement that dosen’t
have any lights on because of the storm.

- Right.
- I thought you meant that basement.

Please.

I think it would be wise

if nothing of this
was mentioned to Miss West.

If she asks anything just say
we're looking round her beautiful house.

Do you agree?

- Certainly.
- Of course.

Come in.

- Just wanted to see if you were OK.
- Sure, I'm fine.

Everyone's looking round
your beautiful house - I think I will too.

- See you later, I want to talk to you
- OK.

Just wanted to see
if everything was all right.

- Everything is fine.
- You're not nervous, are you?

- No.
- Good.

I think I'll, er... look around
your beautiful house.

I'll see you later.

Er... I want to talk to you.

OK.

- Just wanted to see if you were all right.
- Thanks, Susan.

- What's happening?
- Nothing.

Nothing. You look a little upset.

I'm fine.

There's so much to admire in your beautiful house,
I'll going to have a look around, See you later.

Oh, just one thing.

We just heard
there's a maniac loose in the area.

He thinks he's a cat.
He may even be inside the house.

A cat?

Yes, a cat. C-A-T.

See you later.

- Hi
- Oh

It's chilly here.

You know it's bad luck for an heiress
to catch a cold on her first night?

- Like brides.
- I never heard of that.

Oh sure!
They take half your money away.

It's a local ordinance,
maybe that's why you never heard of it.

You're very sweet to be so concerned.

What kind of a fortune hunter would I be
if I didn't look into these things?

Paul, I don't catch colds easily

and I am not allergic to cats.

- Susan?
- I'll never tell.

Well, it's nice to know who your
relatives are. I'm sure she exaggerated.

Well, actually I wouldn't worry
about one cat outside.

- No?
- It's the wolves inside I'd be scared of.

Oh! Harry and Charlie?

They're harmless
and I do think that they're sincere.

No one is more sincere
than a greedy cousin.

That's Paul Jones's theory of relativity.

- Hmm.
- Anyway, you have to be careful now.

- Don't get involved with people like...
- Like you?

No, you don't have to worry about me.
I admit I'm after your money.

Paul...

- please be careful.
- Do not fear.

Tonight the mouse will outfox the cat.

Oh, Charles!

- Well, did you find anything?
- What?

- It’s alright she knows Susan spilled it.
- The idiot. There's nothing to worry about.

- I know. Where have you been?
- Checking windows,

- have you finished?
- No, I have to get started. I'll see y'all.

Oh if this is a play I hope I don't have
the role of first body discovered.

I've had an altercation with Dr Jekyll.

- Have you got something for a cut lip?
- Yes, come on.

Did i hear you once doubled
for Buddy Rogers?

- No, it was Ben Lyon.
- I bet everybody tells you that.

No, hardly ever.

I bet you didn't get
this service in France.

- I had better.
- Oh, thanks a lot.

You smell nicer than any medic.

Oh, you seem to know a lot about people
who smell nicer than medics.

Annabelle, what happened?
I mean, what happened?

Everyone keeps asking for you,
I don't know what to say.

- Stop that.
- I can't help it.

Be brave, my centurion.

Where would I hide
if I were an escaped homicidal maniac

who thinks he's a cat?

Good thing.

Annabelle I told you I loved you
before you were rich.

I don't care about money,
in spite of what they say.

Tell me, why was I grounded?

Charlie, be original.

Yeah, you're right.
I've said that too many times, thats my trouble.

I've said everything too many times,
I'm the original carbon copy.

- Except nothing is original.
- Really?

Except when I was with you.
You're the one I was truly original with.

I really liked you, you know.

But I have to tell you something Charlie,
you are moody sometimes

and I don't particularly like sharing
things with the girls I know.

- You haven't heard my version.
- Thank God.

The one I heard was bad enough.

But that's over, Charlie.

Look, Charlie, this has been
a wonderful night for me,

in spite of strange people wandering about,

so please, please try to get on with Harry.

Does he mean that much to you?

Everybody means something to me -
even you.

Now don't joke with me, I'm serious.

Whether you like it or not, Charlie
Wilder doesn't give up.

You'll come back to me, I know it.

And if I don't?

And if you don't, well...

I always say I once held a real,
live heiress in the palm of my hand.

You are sweet.

Not even that's original,
I just saw it in The Scarlet Pimpernel.

Annabelle, I'm hopeless. Save me, please.

Who is it?

Miss Annabelle, Mrs Crosby
would like to see you in the library.

I've got to go.

Well...

It looks like it's going to be you and me.

And stay out.

Oh... thank you for coming.

- What are you looking for?
- I was looking for, er...

- an old family photograph album.
- Oh?

Yes. Miss West?

I take it that you are aware that what
passes between a client and his lawyer

- is privileged information?
- Of course.

Good. Well, I was close to Mr West

so naturally I gained facts
about his fortune and about his family.

But now I feel it my duty

in the light of recent events and
particularly in view of the fact that...

well, a life may possibly be in danger

I feel it my duty to
suspend normal terms...

Five, six...

Six...

It only chimed six times, Mrs Crosby.

Does it mean that"?

Mrs Crosby?

Mrs Crosby?

Er... Mrs Crosby?

Mrs Crosby...

Oh... Mrs Pleasant,
did you see Mrs Crosby leave?

No, I didn't.

- What happened?
- Mrs Crosby’s disappeared.

- Can you blame her?
- She didn't pass you in the hall?

- Annabelle, was that you screaming?
- Are you all right?

- When did you miss her?
- A minute ago. She was mid-sentence.

- Where were you?
- Here.

She was standing there saying
she had something important to tell me.

- For my own safety, I think.
- Something about danger all around you?

Yes, something like that.

- There were people out to harm you?
- Yes.

- Are you sure?
- Charlie, you remember,

- she wanted to see me.
- Did you find her?

Of course, she was right over there.

And I was here and I saw a cat.

- A cat?
- Yes, I was holding the cat

- when the clock started to chime.
- Which clock?

Well, I... I don't know.

The clock started chiming,
I turned to talk to...

- To who?
- To Mrs Crosby.

Who did you think I was talking to?

You heard me, Mrs Pleasant, didn't you?

I only heard your voice, Miss Annabelle.

- And you didn't see her leave?
- She didn't leave!

- Then where is she?
- You won't find Allison Crosby.

I don't see any cat.

What are you all looking at?

Are you trying to tell me
I've been hearing things?

- Of course not.
- I told you...

I was holding the cat,
a clock started to chime,

it only chimed six chimes,
which Mrs Pleasant said...

It's been a very exciting evening.
Don’t you think perhaps you're a little overstimulated.

I'd hate to tell you some of things
I've thought I've seen in my time.

Are you telling me I've been seeing things?

No, are you crazy? I'm sorry.

Annabelle, nobody said
anything of the sort.

Yes, they did.

Who said that Annabelle could be crazy?

Cyrus West.

Well... if it was my imagination,

where is Mrs Crosby?

Well... I expect she's somewhere
checking with Harry.

Where has Harry been?

I'm going to take Cicily
and lock us in our room.

Good idea, I'll go and find Harry.

I'll look in on you later.

Do you think I'm crazy?

Do you?

No, if I were crazy,
I'd be a much better designer.

We'll find Mrs Crosby.

Just between us, I think she and Mrs Pleasant have
something going on down in the basement.

You'll see - I'm right.

Hmm.

Hmm.

'As for the necklace,
you've heard of it, I'm sure.

'Well, it's here. It's here for you.

'Where? I wrote the answer to that
question on something

'which has been waiting
to take a breath for 20 years. '

Waiting to breathe?

Oh.

Ice.

Ice.

Who is it?

It's me. Harry.

Oh, come in.

Just wanted to see if you were OK.

I'm fine thanks, Harry.

Well, I'm still in one piece anyway.

- Where have you been?
- Around.

- Checking out the house.
- Have you seen Mrs Crosby?

No, but Charlie told me she was missing.

- She disappeared right in front of you?
- Nothing that spectacular.

But she did disappear, she did do that.

Annabelle, you've been
through a lot tonight.

First the money, and now I hear
that Susan has told you everything.

Not everything, just enough
for a small breakdown.

Please believe me, you have nothing to fear
while Harry is here.

I know that everyone is going to think
it's because you're the first heir...

but we meant a lot to each other.
At least you meant a lot to me.

I'd like to make us more permanent.

- Harry, I... I do feel something for you.
- Only something?

Well, you know how much I like you.

You know how much I like you.

Please, let me protect you.

I'd kill for you, you know that.

That temper of yours
is one of the reasons I stopped seeing you.

Oh, Annabelle.

Well, perhaps it'll come in handy tonight.

- Do you know where Mrs Crosby is?
- Oh, stop talking about Mrs Crosby for a minute,

I'm being serious with you.

It's not the moment, Harry.

I do appreciate what you're saying

but, er... let's talk about it later.

I need to relax for a while.

All right...

but you haven't heard the last of me.

Oh, Annabelle.

You're driving me crazy.

Oh, Harry,

it runs in the family.

Oh, am I interrupting something?

Oh... no, no, erm...

Harry was, er... just leaving.

I didn't know you made house calls, Doctor.

- I'll see you later.
- Yes.

I just met Paul.

He said I shouldn't have
mentioned Hendricks.

- I'm sorry if I upset you.
- That's all right Suzan.

In these circumstances
everyone in the camp should know

what's waiting out in the darkness,
however gruesome it is.

Susan, this is Glencliff Manor,
not Tanganyika.

You're wrong - it's a jungle

and there's a wild animal around
who kills for the pleasure of it.

He's got very sharp teeth
and very long nails

and he hides in houses
and waits until everyone is asleep

and then he takes his victim

and very, very slowly
tears the flesh off them.

Oh, Susan, please.

In case he gets in and in case he gets you,
take this.

And if a bullet won't stop him,

shoot yourself.

Come in.

Mrs Pleasant... I'm afraid.

I think that I'm in some sort of danger.

If you're afraid, you are in danger.

Mr West always said,
"Fear is what you have to be afraid of. "

He told me that he'd seen fear
make people lose their minds.

Huh! Permanently, in just a few hours.

Mr West said, "The canary in a cage
almost dies of fright

"when the cat walks round the cage. "

Dies a thousand deaths,

although it's quite safe.

That's a comfort

Unfortunately...

this is a house, not a cage.

Oh!

Well... No Allison Crosby,
I think she got disbarred and left.

- What have you being doing?
- Getting a lot of advice

and trying to figure out what "ice" means.

- Ice?
- Mm. Ice.

Here, look.

"Ice".

Ice...

Didn't Crosby says something
about the fact that the biggest problem

- was preserving the film?
- Uh-hmm.

How do you go about
preserving something?

- Ice!
- Ice!

- Oh, my God, what's that?
- I don't know

- but you look here and I'll try here.
- OK.

- Have you found anything?
- Not yet.

I think I found something.
Look down there.

Do you see it?

There's something...

I'll be around, so if anything happens, you
just scream and I'll run and get Cicily.

Better than nothing.

Ha! Take that! And that!

Ha!

It's a fine weapon.
A fine weapon, Mrs Pleasant.

Oh...

Help!

Help! help! Someone help!

Help! Please help!

Come quick! There... there was a creature
in my room. He stole my necklace,

- I thought he was trying to kill me.
- Where did he go?

Calm down everyone, just calm down.

First Annabelle and I found the West necklace.
- How do we know you didn’t take it?

- It didn't fit.

- How do we know you didn't take it?
- I put it on before I went to sleep.

- Where did he come from?
- Er... right here, I think.

- Oh, really, Annabelle, you can't be serious.
- Anything can happen in a house like this.

- He came out of the wall?
- Yes!

- You said you were sleeping.
- I was! He must have been here.

- I bolted the door!
- Maybe he was in already.

Or wasn't in at all.

What's that supposed to mean?

Well, Annabelle's been strange
the whole night.

Why don't you just say
that I've got the running West insanity?

Relax, Susan. Anybody can get a little...

- hysterical.
- I am not hysterical.

- The creature was here.
- How did he get in?

That's not so hard to figure out.

I thought they invented secret passages
in this country.

What's so strange about the cat sneaking in
and accidentally finding one?

One that led to this room?

Is there a passage that leads here?

Er... I - I don't know.

There's got to be some explanation
for all this.

Do you suppose it's really Mrs Crosby?

It could've been you.

Now do you think she was seeing things?

Where does that lead to?

I don't know.

- That maniac may still be in the house.
- My God, suppose he's still here.

I hope our friend Hendricks
comes back soon.

Nobody's to go down there.

Why don't you two charmers...
just lock this room up

and put Annabelle someplace safe.

I'm going to look around again.

I didn't think it would turn into
this kind of evening.

- Let's get the body downstairs.
- I told you what that maniac does.

Yes, cousin Susan,
you described it most perfectly.

Almost too perfectly.

I must be hurt worse than I thought.

- Where have you been?
- Not very far.

- What have you been doing?
- Thinking.

Being alone in this place
gives me the double creeps.

Stretch out, I'll relax you.

- Hi. Victim number two.
- Paul, you're hurt!

I'm all right, but the left side
of my head's missing.

- Who did it?
- I found him in the basement.

I don’t know, You'd have been proud of me,
I didn't bounce once.

What happened?

Then I saw Mrs Pleasant
looking down at me.

- This story makes a lot of sense, doesn't it?
- It does to me.

But try telling the others,
they'll think you're insane too.

- They may have a point.
- Some maniac is trying to kill us.

- Look what just happened to you.
- Maybe he's just a little overstimulated,

- as Susan would say.
- Very funny, Paul.

I am scared, really scared.

Old Cyrus's game was
to give everyone here a licence to kill.

What better way than to let everyone
think he has a chance of the jackpot.

- He mentioned Mrs Crosby, Mrs Pleasant...
- And Mew-Mew.

Yeah. Who the hell was Mew-Mew?

Want to hear my new song?
I wrote it while I was unconscious.

It's called Kiss My Arras.

Want to hear my first hit? Want to
hear my last hit? It's the same hit.

Come on.

I want you to lock me out. I'll get the second film
from Mrs Crosby's body

and find out who is the second heir.

- I got an idea.
- What?

I want to have a little
talk with whoever it is.

Don't let anyone in,
not even old Cyrus West himself.

Paul, what kind of cousins are we?

Kissing cousins.

- Isn't that illegal?
- Only if it feels good.

- It's illegal.
- It's illegal.

- I could do this for the rest of our lives.
- Which may not be long.

No 50 years I'll persoanlly
photograph your will.

Please be careful.
Remember what happened the last time.

Well i was younger then without
responsibilities.

It's different now.

A Passage.

Paul? Paul?

I found it.

I found the secret passage.

Paul?

Paul?

Please!

No, please...

Help!

Stop it! No! No!

Charlie.

Yes, of course.

You see, it turns out
I'm quite original after all.

I'm quite original,
especially with people who cheat me.

How?

- How did I cheat you?
- You got my inheritance.

- Yours?
- Of course.

You cheated me. The money was mine.

I was the old man's favourite.

First it was his damn cat
that was the favourite.

But I took care of the cat...

and then I was the favourite.

You didn't know I used to play in
this house when I was a kid, did you?

The old man showed me
the secret passages.

He showed me because I was the favourite.

That's why I phonied up my war record,
to keep him proud of me.

This was Cyrus's private entertaining room.

No one knows about it except me...

Cyrus... and Mrs Pleasant.

- Please...
- That money is mine.

I should've been the heir and I would've
been if it hadn't been for your damn name.

- You're next in line.
- That's right, it says so in this.

Mrs Crosby figured it out.
Susan tried to figure it out.

Susan?

- What have you done with her?
- Exactly what I'm going to do to you.

Thank God you've come! He's a maniac!

He’s a maniac!
He tried to kill..

- Well done.
- Thank you.

But everything was well done.

The clock chimed on cue, I saved you
from cousin Harry in the nick of time.

I thought you'd never arrive.

Let's take a little time with her.

No need to rush it,
as you did with the others.

Hey.

Where's your lucky medal?

I must've dropped it upstairs,
I'll go and get it.

Don't start without me.

Hi, Charlie.

I figured it out.

I wanted to be here...
for the star of the evening.

Scream, please.

Do scream if you feel like it.

- They can't hear you now.
- Please! I'll give you the money.

Oh, we'll have the money anyway,
in a little while.

Charlie will have everything.

Why are you doing this?

- Charlie's insane.
- We were in the army together.

He asked me to help him
inherit some money.

In return for which
I would have certain rewards.

Some material...

and some...

nonmaterial.

I hope you're not busy
for the next few hours.

There's a clock on the table over there.

So you'll be able to see
how slowly time passes...

when you're having fun.

Mrs Pleasant.

Annabelle is in danger.

Please don't.

Please don't.

- Are you all right?
- Just barely.

Is the... is the cat out for the night?

- I think the cat's out for good.
- Oh, good.

You know, if this were a song
I'd say something about,

- "It's gonna be a real nice day. "
- And I'd agree.

- Annabelle?
- Cicily, leaving so soon?

- Yes, Harry's giving me a lift.
- Cicily, I'm terribly sorry about Susan.

- Me too.
- What are you going to do?

Well, I'm going to go to Kenya for
the winter and then we'll see.

Let me know as soon as you get back, OK?

Thank you.

'Ah, good morning, leeches. '

- Good morning!
- Morning!

'And now you know
what leeches you really are.

'So the heir named West cracked up.

'Turned out to be the one to whom
I bequeathed our strain of insanity.

'Bad luck - or perhaps
they didn't make it through the night.

'Even worse luck.

'Well, you remaining bunch of bastards,
I'll tell you which of you is next in line.

'The suspense must be killing you.

'It's that curly-haired little rascal
Charlie Wilder.

'He was so nice when the cat died.

'So, you, Charlie Wilder or,
if you're dead by now,

'the institution that will get the money,

'you're going to learn what life is all
about, what it's really all about.

'It took me a lifetime to learn it.

'Greed. Greed and power.

'That's what it's all about.

'Forget everything else,
forget what they try to talk you into.

'Money.

'Learn to get it and, now that you've
got it, learn to hang on to it.

'That's all, our visit is concluded...

'for the time being.

'As I said last night, I'll
look for you all later. '