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this is one of the greatest plays ever
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written so shut up and listen you will
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sit there quietly with your hands in
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your laps you will not throw pennies at
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the actors you will stare at that stage
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until it is over if I hear so much as a
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peep from any of you I'll give you a
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reason to be sorry mark my words
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well this is what you get at the end of
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a run School groups bus tours they
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probably don't even know what they're
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here to see
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look you see
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she's a hundred years old it's a
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struggle for her and yet she still makes
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the effort
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perhaps she's never seen the play before
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let's hope she has seen it before
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call me superstitious
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in
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for himselfish pig but sorry
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on Earth
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Romeo Juliet doesn't matter
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tragedy
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but my Cottage on Lake Joseph is on a
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Boundary Road or something
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tiny road so it's not gonna
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Sandy Point Road but I don't think I'm
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gonna need that GPS thing in the middle
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of the dashboard because it's not gonna
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know that little Road in Rico
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I'll think it over and I'll get back to
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you by four o'clock
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yeah okay
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sorry I had to take that anyway you were
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saying
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oh
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the festival yeah
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after 44 critically acclaimed Seasons
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new verbiage has set the Benchmark for
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theater festivals in North America now
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Saint Rock bottled water has always been
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a valued sponsor let's cut the [ __ ]
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you had a bad year
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well it was a difficult year for the
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theater Community generally yeah but you
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had that whole thing with Cosmopolitan
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lens treks
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yes there was a difference of opinion
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over the direction the festival should
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take yeah I heard they screwed you I
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would say screwed but
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I'm afraid I have some bad news for you
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we're moving towards a lying the saint
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Rogue brand with a more traditional
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charity so next year we're going to be
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cutting our level of sponsorship team by
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half
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what no it's all very hush-hush but we
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got this big Paralympics thing happening
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in the spring
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associate your product with crippled
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athletes that makes no sense drink the
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water that blind hurdlers drink that's
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insane
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Jesus Richard listen to yourself
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you sound like a Nazi I'm sorry
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that God you're really in the [ __ ]
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aren't you
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we've lost 32 percent of our corporate
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sponsorship
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our subscriber base is dying the
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American tourists are staying away in
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droves we got a high dollar bad reviews
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I don't know what I'm supposed to do
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nobody will help us I've Been Everywhere
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Richard you're just gonna have to sell
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more tickets huh it's not that easy
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we're talking about theater
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Richard we sell people water something
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they can get out of a tap for free
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you people in the Arts have got to get
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your head screwed on right right you got
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to decide if you're a business or a
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charity if you're a business make your
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market sell your product if you're a
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charity go to the government that's
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where the big money is
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I'll tell you what you need some
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business to have in your organization
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you get me on the board next season I'll
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see what I can do
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this have another drink
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get out of here
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get the [ __ ] out of here
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[ __ ] off at no Sandy Point Road
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oh Enrico you are a [ __ ] my friend
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hold you the watch tonight I do my Lord
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arms say you armed by Lord
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top to toe my Lord
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are you my Lord I actually can't hear it
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and also really get it out and then you
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just got to move upstairs right away all
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right oh I can hear the word rhubarb you
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want to try very that you know cabbage
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even would work
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ah Cyril okay I think we're just we're
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starting to lose our sense of place
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where are we what time of day is it
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what's the light like I say is it cold
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I'll see what you mean no I mean is it
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cold oh yes okay well let's see the gold
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let's feel it all right
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all right all right good carry on as you
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were
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stamp your fake deer we're losing the
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sense of place
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I'll be home about six and then I'll
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have to unwind
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I know I have to unwind alone dear
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I wish on the First Act I'll I'll call
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you tonight
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kiss kiss
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that was Sloan it's like having a pet
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okay I've been thinking about the willow
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speech no can you describe Ophelia's
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death in great detail you're typing me
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insane why do you describe it in such
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detail
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a young girl falls in the river and
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drowns
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that kind of thing tends to stick with
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why didn't you save her
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I don't know I didn't want to ruin my
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dress
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please don't make me talk about this now
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Ellen come on
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she was better off dead she was
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suffering okay
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let's take this a little bit further
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what if Ophelia didn't
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what if she killed herself
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I say she was mad she was incapable of
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her own distress
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you could be lying oh Jesus Christ
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Ophelia drowns and you stand by and
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watch it happen why because you do
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believe that she'd be better off dead
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you already feel responsible for her
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Madness and now you feel responsible for
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her death so in a final Act of Mercy
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you lie about her death you disguise her
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apparent suicide so the poor thing can
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be buried in consecrated ground Jeffrey
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that is a completely different approach
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to the speech yeah I think it might be a
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bit stronger than your I don't want to
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ruin my dress subtext you can't do this
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to me this is the last performance well
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think of it as your last chance to get
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it right
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ten minutes until the top of the second
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half Kate 10 minutes it's not my fault
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they pushed the shoot date on them
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it's God's fault it's God's fault a
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volcano erupted or didn't erupt or
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something I I don't know but it's out of
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my hands I'm sorry so you're just gone
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like that
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I'd be at the party
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stay till the end
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I can't talk about this right now okay I
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can't believe you are just leaving
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come with me
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they're giving me a house for the whole
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shoot
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on the big island
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Hawaii or Honolulu whatever the big one
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Kate come with me I can't talk about
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this right now I can't talk about this
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right now okay okay after
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after yeah if there's time
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come with me
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go away
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please go away
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five minutes to the end of intermission
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five minutes
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should you be drinking now the show's
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not over it's champagne not tequila
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anyway Claudius is a boozer watch me in
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act two
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I shall fly without a net when you have
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a moment
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he's
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your director but he can't do this now
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I'm in the middle of a performance here
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hang on to this hobby pack in a minute
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stuff to another drink
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ah hey so I've been thinking about your
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reaction to the murder of Polonius
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I mean you're relieved obviously you 've
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been spared and that really has to do
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with your fear but I'm kind of wondering
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what is claudius's feeling about Hamlet
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at this point I mean he's deranged he's
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hunting him down Jeffrey have started
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already
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I guess I know I'm just thinking really
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this is the last show in the audience is
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full of hudlums what's the point
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excuse me you're young comparatively
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speaking well one day you'll learn to
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let go let go of what hey
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you see you feel the show is your child
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now I can respect that
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but you're an overprotective parent
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constantly hovering and nattering you
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better be careful or your little boy
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will end up in a clock tower with a
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rifle Brian I'm the director of this
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play I have a problem with your
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performance Jeffrey we've talked about
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giving notes at intermission saved by
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the union who would have thought thank
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you Maria
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there is a willow gross a scant a brook
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that shows its horror leaves in the
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glassy stream
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there with fantastic garlands to Gmail
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Crow flowers Nettles daisies and long
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purples that liberal Shepherds give a
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grosser name but our cold mates do dead
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men's fingers call them
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there
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pendant bow her Coronet weeds clamoring
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to hang an envious liver broke when down
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her weedy trophies and herself fell in
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the Weeping Brook
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time she chanted snatches of old Lots
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capable of her own distress
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but long it could not be
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to that her garments heavy with their
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drink
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pulled the poor wretch from her
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melodious sleigh
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to Marty death
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I need to see Jeffrey when I get back we
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need to talk did you eat yes I ate
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you sound cranky Anna all I do all day
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is beg for money I am Way Beyond crying
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well I
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I wish I was cranky Henry breed loves
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agent called it's looking good really
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oh God please stop screaming me for two
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minutes and let this happen
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that was a good one good job thanks none
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of Racine we're on fire
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yeah
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[Applause]
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Sun spills are hard to clean up
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Jeffrey attendance
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who is that that's Moira she's a witch
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running for your life
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Moira there's cold in the theater again
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I should have brought a blanket
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but last time I was so hot well I'm
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sorry
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did you like the play I like to dwell
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enough it's Hamlet true I like you
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didn't tart it up
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your Ophelia was good so is the boy the
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movie star but it was a little too
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pretty if you ask me the theater is no
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place for pretty this I'll pass along
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the compliment yes I liked it well
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enough but like I say you can't go wrong
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with Hamlet
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and now Macbeth
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that's another story
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I'm interested
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one
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[Music]
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what do you mean it's a puzzle for the
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best of them Oliver was obsessed with it
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he wrote reams of notes he had a plan
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but you're not Oliver
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no
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and we're not doing Macbeth it's a trial
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by fire
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I've seen men broken by that play oh yes
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I'm interested to see what you do with
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that one
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oh one request
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put in an intermission
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we're not animals
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you are doing that play
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no
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let's play why they have some problems
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it's full of blood no what I mean is
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it's extraordinarily difficult to Stage
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IT effectively it opens the door to the
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other world and backwards them
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it is an
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it's not in the season okay relax good
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it's evil yes you made your point thank
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you very much back to your post
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congratulations Ellen where's Jeffrey I
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didn't know
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God thank you
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[Music]
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[Music]
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foreign
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[ __ ] [ __ ] thanks good work on the
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willow speech why are you doing this to
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me it's not like I've just opened I
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cannot stand to see
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on matinees simply because the audience
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happens to be full of school kids I
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can't stand to see it murdered on two
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shows Saturdays I can't stand to see it
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tossed off or phoned in or walked
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through I cannot stand to see this play
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done badly now why is that so hard for
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people to understand I'm not talking
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about people I hate people as much as
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you I'm talking about the way that you
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treat me it has nothing to do with the
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Integrity of the work it's personal
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personal it's personal crap mixed up
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with work I think work is personal crap
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well that proves my point doesn't it oh
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and you compartmentalize you've got an
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ego bigger than this building you see
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that's an insult you just insulted me
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you're like a Schoolboy with a crush oh
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come on
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look me in the eye and tell me different
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Ellen look me in the eye and tell me
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different
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see
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hey there you are
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okay hey
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we're done
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can you believe it
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we have to talk about Hawaii
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um can we just enjoy this moment for
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what it is before we start talking about
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all that other stuff
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we're great
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you were great
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too
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um
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you are great
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Kate
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mate
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oh God you are so awesome you [ __ ]
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star you saw the show I flew up
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what I'm [ __ ] not gonna see you do
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Hamlet you loser God I can't keep my
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hands off you I just wanted Kate this is
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Cheyenne hi hi
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oh you were the lawyer in Miss trial
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Diaries right okay those aren't my tits
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I want everybody to know that
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I used a body double
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okay
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I wish they were my tits don't get me
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wrong
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oh God
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you are so great really wow do you have
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to cry like that every night my God that
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must be [ __ ] hell yeah I've got to
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talk to you where are they putting you
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up in Hawaii uh they rented a house
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somebody's house okay I'm in a [ __ ]
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seniors Resort I swear to God it's like
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all Cadillacs and old people so can you
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do me a flavor can you get your agent to
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call my agent and tell him what he got
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you because he's telling me that
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everyone's in a suite and I know he's
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[ __ ] lying sure oh who's your angel I
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[ __ ] love you
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is that champagne yeah it's in the Green
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Room
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show me
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okay
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okay
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stop okay sorry no no no no no it was to
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be expected it it's an end of season
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thing was it yes it was a release of
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tension
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there was a lot of tension building
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personal crap exactly now it's done
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that can ever happen again it was good
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though yes I enjoyed it that's not the
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point I haven't kissed you in seven
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years nearly eight and it was nice but
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it can't happen again okay now sorry but
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oh home Sloan's coming for dinner and I
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have to get ready for the party
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Ellen
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congratulations on a wonderful season
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thank you
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that was sarcasm wasn't it it was a
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terrible season except for your Hamlet
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[ __ ]
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see at the party
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Oh Ellen congratulations what do you
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mean by that
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for the season congratulations
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oh right sorry thank you
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uh Jeffrey Richard would like to see you
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he's he's been drinking
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he's drunk basically
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wise man
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congratulations on a wonderful season
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Jeffrey well half season
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well it wasn't wonderful when Oliver
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died that was horrible
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but anyway you know congratulations
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thanks you too
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first of all
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drink
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sure
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first of all
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congratulations on a wonderful season
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well thanks you too
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secondly ball
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we are in terrible Financial shape
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we're in the middle of a serious
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financial crisis the loss of
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Cosmopolitan land strikes was a big blow
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a big big big blow yeah
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I'm so sorry
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she was a witch
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she seduced me man
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and you know I haven't had much
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experience with women who
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it's okay
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just sex
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when I was gymnastic Richard what's done
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is done
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what the hell are we gonna do
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I mean I know what I'm gonna have to do
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I'm gonna have to go to the minister of
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culture and beg for money like some kind
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of blind hurdler
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well I think we should downsize
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the fire people
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Anna's gonna kill me Richard
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I agree with you
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yeah this place is too big we need a
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small company of good solid actors and a
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little fear there's not enough fear here
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no actors should be frightened for their
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lives that's when they do their best
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work really
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it's just like normal people
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well
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then
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all I have to say to you sir
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is I'm going to do my best to try and
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support you
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and to be better at my job
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drink
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no you know what why don't we uh we'll
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share a bottle at the park
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I don't think anybody
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oh come on they all love you let's go
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all right
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oh wait wait there's good news Henry
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Breedlove is finally available what
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would he do exactly
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Macbeth
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where where here at the Rose Oliver
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always wanted it it's not in the season
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we'll cut something you know um Anthony
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Cleopatra no no no Jeffrey come on this
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is good news Henry's a major draw
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continue
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Oliver always wanted him to play the
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part he talked about it all the time
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great tribute no I am not doing Macbeth
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it is an extraordinarily difficult play
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to Stage effectively
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no it's not
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I'm not talking to you oh come on
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Jeffrey hey this is good news
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[Music]
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oh God I want to give you your new
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season reward sweetie I told you I
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needed some time alone can I wait oh it
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doesn't want to wait oh I'm sure it
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doesn't you get in here oh yeah slip the
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cash on the kitchen window
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just want to surprise you sweetie people
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my age don't like being surprised we can
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die of surprise
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fine I'll uh
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I'll go
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I'm sorry it's a very emotional days
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the end of season is difficult you can't
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keep shutting me out what you're all
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about your work you know
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I understand that I spend 20 hours a
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week in the weight room I know what it's
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like to be dedicated to what I do
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20 hours a week
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I'll let the fact that I win or lose a
520
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race affect our relationship
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you know what I'm saying you can
522
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compartmentalize
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what
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it's different in the theater okay so
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maybe it is maybe an actor can't
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separate his life and his work so
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so just let me in
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let me into your world oh sweetie you
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don't want to go there it's a horrible
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place
531
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forget I said anything sorry
532
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you're right you're absolutely right God
533
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I don't deserve you
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I'll tell you what you can come to the
535
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party
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you can spend the night with a bunch of
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00:24:54,779 --> 00:24:57,538
drawn connectors and then you can see
538
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why I want to keep you away from my
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world
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it's cool
541
00:25:00,839 --> 00:25:06,178
now can I give you or uh your reward
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okay
543
00:25:06,179 --> 00:25:08,900
but I'll have
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oh my God
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oh god what the hell is that
546
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it was my Kawasaki
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oh
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will you marry me
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foreign
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00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:42,200
yes
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[Music]
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Benedict is a ride
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[Music]
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hey come on love let's have a nip
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Benedict as in Arnold it's a term of
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affection
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have you seen Jeffrey I've always Hamlet
558
00:26:10,798 --> 00:26:17,839
it was greatly overrated
559
00:26:14,759 --> 00:26:17,839
have you seen Jeffrey
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the Ghostly
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for their ghost never seen one a ghost
562
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no
563
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I see Shadows shapes
564
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they are shot ghost
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I'd like to see one though
566
00:26:34,619 --> 00:26:40,739
so you've never seen
567
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Oliver Oliver Wells
568
00:26:40,740 --> 00:26:43,339
no
569
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:50,480
is something bothering you
570
00:26:50,579 --> 00:26:56,579
they want me to do Macbeth dammit
571
00:26:54,599 --> 00:26:58,859
why does that bother you I do not like
572
00:26:56,579 --> 00:27:01,798
that play he teaches us nothing
573
00:26:58,859 --> 00:27:04,619
teaches us about evil no it shows us
574
00:27:01,798 --> 00:27:07,019
evil it's a portrait of a psychopath
575
00:27:04,619 --> 00:27:08,579
where I come from in Nigeria it is a
576
00:27:07,019 --> 00:27:12,679
familiar site
577
00:27:08,579 --> 00:27:12,678
I've had my feel of psychopaths
578
00:27:16,460 --> 00:27:22,440
let's do it what
579
00:27:19,259 --> 00:27:24,000
I want to dance with my fiancee remember
580
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:27,120
I said not to say that word Out Loud
581
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:29,819
come on one dance I can't sweetie my
582
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:34,709
feet hurt I've been in Queen she was all
583
00:27:29,819 --> 00:27:44,358
day sorry I got beat B
584
00:27:34,710 --> 00:27:44,358
[Music]
585
00:27:45,298 --> 00:27:48,900
do you mind
586
00:27:46,859 --> 00:27:51,000
no no
587
00:27:48,900 --> 00:27:51,900
women have to stick together on closing
588
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,579
nights
589
00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:55,140
after the apprentices have had a few
590
00:27:53,579 --> 00:27:57,980
they start hunting for Strays like a
591
00:27:55,140 --> 00:27:57,980
pack of jackals
592
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:02,900
who's that person with Jack
593
00:28:03,179 --> 00:28:06,720
thank you
594
00:28:04,859 --> 00:28:09,000
oh that's a friend of his who came in
595
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:12,000
for the last show
596
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:14,220
you hate her yes
597
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:16,440
can I ask you something
598
00:28:14,220 --> 00:28:19,759
I don't know what to say dear
599
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:19,759
it's gonna hurt when he's gone
600
00:28:20,099 --> 00:28:23,819
he wants me to come with him oh what and
601
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:25,500
hang around the craft table well they
602
00:28:23,819 --> 00:28:27,000
have sex in a spaceship you'll be
603
00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:29,880
miserable well he thinks I could get
604
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:31,919
work playing some fats stand-ups goofy
605
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:35,179
secretary and thinking all the while I
606
00:28:31,919 --> 00:28:35,179
gave up Juliet for this
607
00:28:36,419 --> 00:28:41,778
Hollywood is not the place for an
608
00:28:38,579 --> 00:28:41,778
actress of your caliber
609
00:28:42,778 --> 00:28:48,419
thank you you don't know what it means
610
00:28:45,659 --> 00:28:49,679
to me to hear you say that
611
00:28:48,419 --> 00:28:52,880
well
612
00:28:49,679 --> 00:28:52,880
it wasn't easy to say that
613
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:57,140
he asked me to marry him
614
00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:04,278
today at his apartment
615
00:29:04,980 --> 00:29:09,839
well men ask women to marry them for all
616
00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:11,730
sorts of stupid reasons don't let that
617
00:29:09,839 --> 00:29:15,749
cloud your judgment
618
00:29:11,730 --> 00:29:15,749
[Music]
619
00:29:18,058 --> 00:29:23,879
no I am totally serious they take fat
620
00:29:20,819 --> 00:29:28,678
from your ass and put it in your cheeks
621
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:30,179
wow I mean [ __ ] off doctor no hi hi can
622
00:29:28,679 --> 00:29:31,740
I borrow him for a minute
623
00:29:30,179 --> 00:29:35,159
oh
624
00:29:31,740 --> 00:29:37,079
what is she she was missing Nebraska now
625
00:29:35,159 --> 00:29:39,740
she's uh
626
00:29:37,079 --> 00:29:39,740
a monster
627
00:29:41,038 --> 00:29:46,019
hey uh thank you for everything
628
00:29:43,980 --> 00:29:48,919
this has been the most incredible
629
00:29:46,019 --> 00:29:48,918
experience of my life
630
00:29:49,558 --> 00:29:54,359
I wish I could stay
631
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:56,700
why don't you I can't I'd be sued I have
632
00:29:54,359 --> 00:29:58,079
a studio three pictures is that a good
633
00:29:56,700 --> 00:30:00,740
thing
634
00:29:58,079 --> 00:30:00,740
we'll see
635
00:30:02,099 --> 00:30:06,599
I asked Kate to marry me
636
00:30:04,519 --> 00:30:09,119
[Music]
637
00:30:06,599 --> 00:30:11,898
she won't give me an answer my limit
638
00:30:09,119 --> 00:30:11,898
gets here at nine
639
00:30:12,298 --> 00:30:17,410
this is the very Ecstasy of love
640
00:30:15,778 --> 00:30:20,568
from one Hamlet to another
641
00:30:17,410 --> 00:30:20,569
[Music]
642
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,200
um
643
00:30:29,778 --> 00:30:33,440
we turned to him
644
00:30:33,558 --> 00:30:41,359
a secret or something you'll never share
645
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:44,278
kindly keep your war wound to yourself
646
00:30:41,359 --> 00:30:45,658
I want to apologize for everything I'm
647
00:30:44,278 --> 00:30:46,980
done
648
00:30:45,659 --> 00:30:49,200
for
649
00:30:46,980 --> 00:30:52,200
selling out the festival
650
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:55,380
for sabotaging the Hamlet
651
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:57,160
my behavior was an excuse
652
00:30:55,380 --> 00:30:58,320
it was a sex thing
653
00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:00,960
[Music]
654
00:30:58,319 --> 00:31:03,960
I want to tell all of you that nothing
655
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:06,319
like that will ever happen again I swear
656
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,319
to God
657
00:31:08,759 --> 00:31:13,019
for that Tom young Peter entered two
658
00:31:10,980 --> 00:31:15,538
scenes too early to announce that lady
659
00:31:13,019 --> 00:31:17,579
ever kick the bucket and without missing
660
00:31:15,538 --> 00:31:19,679
a beat Stephen Amman said you might want
661
00:31:17,579 --> 00:31:22,699
to check with a doctor I think she's
662
00:31:19,679 --> 00:31:22,700
still angry you know
663
00:31:23,898 --> 00:31:27,079
turning on
664
00:31:27,859 --> 00:31:31,798
Jeffrey
665
00:31:29,579 --> 00:31:34,460
what do you got for me next season well
666
00:31:31,798 --> 00:31:34,460
I don't know Brian
667
00:31:35,159 --> 00:31:39,480
the seasons go along eh things are kind
668
00:31:37,679 --> 00:31:41,340
of up in the air right now I might not
669
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:43,500
even be coming back
670
00:31:41,339 --> 00:31:46,079
Lord came to its senses
671
00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:48,240
well no it's my decision actually well
672
00:31:46,079 --> 00:31:51,778
Jeffrey I think you're too awful be good
673
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:54,679
for you get some perspective
674
00:31:51,778 --> 00:31:54,679
learn your craft
675
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:57,659
where does this attitude come from
676
00:31:56,278 --> 00:32:01,200
exactly you see that's your problem
677
00:31:57,659 --> 00:32:03,480
right there lack of respect
678
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:05,159
you know you're left here in disgrace
679
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:07,038
and then you came scurrying back with
680
00:32:05,159 --> 00:32:09,480
your tail between your legs you dragged
681
00:32:07,038 --> 00:32:13,740
Oliver's memory through the dirt watch
682
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:15,899
what you say you directed one plane
683
00:32:13,740 --> 00:32:18,538
it's all of a season not yours remember
684
00:32:15,898 --> 00:32:20,219
that you stole it from it
685
00:32:18,538 --> 00:32:22,140
and since you're going let me tell you
686
00:32:20,220 --> 00:32:25,460
this
687
00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:25,460
worthy of this theater
688
00:32:35,278 --> 00:32:40,859
well that was lovely
689
00:32:38,038 --> 00:32:45,079
it's been here forever I haven't we all
690
00:32:40,859 --> 00:32:48,058
oh Jesus Jeffrey life is horrible
691
00:32:45,079 --> 00:32:52,139
I'm quitting
692
00:32:48,058 --> 00:32:53,940
watch I'm quitting my job because
693
00:32:52,140 --> 00:32:57,440
of no although that little exchange
694
00:32:53,940 --> 00:32:57,440
doesn't help no I'm just
695
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:02,580
don't leave me here
696
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:04,759
I don't worry I don't think you'll be
697
00:33:02,579 --> 00:33:04,759
alone
698
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:08,098
[Applause]
699
00:33:09,930 --> 00:33:16,440
[Music]
700
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:19,319
okay this is it uh I got a girl limo's
701
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:21,899
waiting I gotta pack okay let's go no I
702
00:33:19,319 --> 00:33:23,519
can't jack I can't go with you I can't
703
00:33:21,898 --> 00:33:25,619
I've dreamed of being here my entire
704
00:33:23,519 --> 00:33:28,140
life okay they've asked me to play Julia
705
00:33:25,619 --> 00:33:31,759
do you know what that means to me do you
706
00:33:28,140 --> 00:33:31,759
you're asking me to give that up
707
00:33:32,278 --> 00:33:37,140
I'm asking you to marry me I'm asking
708
00:33:34,980 --> 00:33:40,159
you to marry me and I've never asked
709
00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:40,159
anyone to marry me before
710
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:44,360
in real life Jack please don't
711
00:33:51,659 --> 00:33:56,600
that's what this is about
712
00:33:53,940 --> 00:33:56,600
then no
713
00:33:57,659 --> 00:33:59,659
no
714
00:34:02,339 --> 00:34:06,439
[Music]
715
00:34:04,700 --> 00:34:09,119
[Applause]
716
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:13,260
say the whole thing
717
00:34:09,119 --> 00:34:16,500
say the whole thing say say it say no
718
00:34:13,260 --> 00:34:18,540
I don't want to marry you Jack
719
00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:21,418
say it stop
720
00:34:18,539 --> 00:34:24,000
stop torturing me
721
00:34:21,418 --> 00:34:27,138
that's all I have to say
722
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,139
limo and go to Hawaii
723
00:34:36,539 --> 00:34:40,039
okay I'm gonna call you on my cell phone
724
00:34:43,590 --> 00:34:46,749
[Music]
725
00:34:47,358 --> 00:34:54,799
you know it's not a threat to you no
726
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:54,799
good boy
727
00:34:55,639 --> 00:35:02,470
a threat to one oh Jesus Jeffrey why
728
00:35:00,179 --> 00:35:03,719
didn't we spawn like this
729
00:35:02,469 --> 00:35:06,480
[Applause]
730
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:10,098
we have a relationship
731
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:10,099
don't we okay
732
00:35:10,619 --> 00:35:15,420
so he's not a threat
733
00:35:13,199 --> 00:35:17,639
the thing we have
734
00:35:15,420 --> 00:35:19,320
oh that's wonderful
735
00:35:17,639 --> 00:35:21,000
but your little dalliance would Skippy
736
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:24,180
over there is not the reason that I'm
737
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:26,460
leaving Jesus Christ what then
738
00:35:24,179 --> 00:35:28,980
they're making me change the season
739
00:35:26,460 --> 00:35:31,199
you want me to drop Anthony Cleopatra oh
740
00:35:28,980 --> 00:35:36,179
[ __ ]
741
00:35:31,199 --> 00:35:39,139
why should be cats no
742
00:35:36,179 --> 00:35:39,139
Macbeth
743
00:35:39,780 --> 00:35:45,720
really so I would play Lady ant
744
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:48,859
we'll play mackers
745
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:48,858
Henry breedloof
746
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:53,159
he's brilliant and it's a better play
747
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:55,679
than Anthony and Cleopatra no no no no
748
00:35:53,159 --> 00:35:57,299
no arguably it is not a better play it's
749
00:35:55,679 --> 00:35:59,159
actually quite flawed it is
750
00:35:57,300 --> 00:36:01,740
extraordinarily difficult to Stage
751
00:35:59,159 --> 00:36:03,779
effectively it is blood blood and more
752
00:36:01,739 --> 00:36:05,699
blood and I don't want to do it this was
753
00:36:03,780 --> 00:36:08,160
Oliver's thing it would be a nice
754
00:36:05,699 --> 00:36:10,500
gesture in all of his memories you know
755
00:36:08,159 --> 00:36:12,960
God Ellen YouTube it would be good karma
756
00:36:10,500 --> 00:36:15,960
karma you just want to play Lady Macbeth
757
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:18,420
God yes I don't believe this Oliver
758
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:22,260
Wells is dead I poured him in the river
759
00:36:18,420 --> 00:36:26,420
and swans ate him what do I have to do
760
00:36:22,260 --> 00:36:26,420
to get this man out of my life
761
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:31,739
I think he's gonna come back don't you
762
00:36:28,858 --> 00:36:34,880
what no that's not it that's what it is
763
00:36:31,739 --> 00:36:34,879
no it is not
764
00:36:35,159 --> 00:36:38,420
I'll be there if he does
765
00:36:38,460 --> 00:36:42,179
thank you
766
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:43,680
but you know frankly
767
00:36:42,179 --> 00:36:46,019
all this talk about our special
768
00:36:43,679 --> 00:36:48,239
relationship and how you'll be there to
769
00:36:46,019 --> 00:36:49,858
protect me well it kind of rings just a
770
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:52,399
little Hollow given the present
771
00:36:49,858 --> 00:36:52,400
circumstance
772
00:36:54,659 --> 00:36:57,659
hey
773
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:02,240
would you excuse me for a moment sure
774
00:37:22,039 --> 00:37:27,380
hey what about my bike it'll be safe
775
00:37:25,079 --> 00:37:27,380
here
776
00:37:27,980 --> 00:37:32,639
316 McKenzie Place basement apartment
777
00:37:30,539 --> 00:37:34,679
and because it's at the side I Wanna
778
00:37:32,639 --> 00:37:37,559
Dance and kids in the milk box I want to
779
00:37:34,679 --> 00:37:40,559
dance with my wife
780
00:37:37,559 --> 00:37:42,420
well I'm I'm sorry but
781
00:37:40,559 --> 00:37:44,099
you're gonna think I'm horrible
782
00:37:42,420 --> 00:37:45,780
I can't take this
783
00:37:44,099 --> 00:37:47,640
if you're sober you could see the wisdom
784
00:37:45,780 --> 00:37:49,079
in this you're young I'm old it's not
785
00:37:47,639 --> 00:37:51,239
natural
786
00:37:49,079 --> 00:37:54,420
what's happening did you find yourself a
787
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:58,618
little Raper baby thingy sorry
788
00:37:54,420 --> 00:38:02,539
you're wonderful I'm horrible but just
789
00:37:58,619 --> 00:38:02,539
go now please before one of us throws up
790
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:25,619
[Music]
791
00:38:21,358 --> 00:38:27,480
Kate does Jack love you
792
00:38:25,619 --> 00:38:29,338
yes
793
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:33,139
do you love Jeff
794
00:38:29,338 --> 00:38:33,139
yes and go
795
00:38:34,338 --> 00:38:39,299
you just you just told me that I'd be
796
00:38:37,260 --> 00:38:41,040
miserable this
797
00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:43,800
is the life of an actress
798
00:38:41,039 --> 00:38:45,599
news you played the Queens you play the
799
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:47,280
dreaded nurse and then you retire to Pal
800
00:38:45,599 --> 00:38:49,680
and you sit there in the dining room
801
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:52,019
eating rice pudding and hearing endless
802
00:38:49,679 --> 00:38:54,598
Tales of life on the wicked stage
803
00:38:52,019 --> 00:38:56,338
and you realize that you never really
804
00:38:54,599 --> 00:38:58,019
lived at all
805
00:38:56,338 --> 00:39:00,920
it's pretended
806
00:38:58,019 --> 00:39:00,920
is that what you want
807
00:39:02,159 --> 00:39:08,039
I can't believe you're saying this to me
808
00:39:05,460 --> 00:39:10,019
I'm supposed to play Juliet you can play
809
00:39:08,039 --> 00:39:12,739
it or you can live it
810
00:39:10,019 --> 00:39:12,739
your choice
811
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:19,019
Kate you know me
812
00:39:16,260 --> 00:39:20,700
I'm Petty and bitter there's a reason
813
00:39:19,019 --> 00:39:25,019
for that okay
814
00:39:20,699 --> 00:39:28,078
don't make me spell it out just go
815
00:39:25,019 --> 00:39:30,239
go girl seek happy nights to Happy Days
816
00:39:28,079 --> 00:39:32,269
see them playing the nurse already
817
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:35,039
oh
818
00:39:32,269 --> 00:39:35,989
[Music]
819
00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:40,519
foreign
820
00:39:35,989 --> 00:39:43,259
[Music]
821
00:39:40,519 --> 00:39:45,599
for my military knowledge though I'm
822
00:39:43,260 --> 00:39:47,820
Plucky and adventurary has only brought
823
00:39:45,599 --> 00:39:50,280
me down to the beginning of the century
824
00:39:47,820 --> 00:39:53,160
but still in matters vegetable animal
825
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:54,370
and mineral I am the very model of a
826
00:39:53,159 --> 00:39:57,649
modern major general
827
00:39:54,369 --> 00:39:57,650
[Music]
828
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:07,380
not quite the voice thanks
829
00:40:04,619 --> 00:40:08,640
uh I played a Schroeder in my High
830
00:40:07,380 --> 00:40:09,960
School production if you're a good man
831
00:40:08,639 --> 00:40:13,259
Charlie Brown
832
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:17,420
do you know that musical yes I do well I
833
00:40:13,260 --> 00:40:17,420
won the drama award I'm not sit around
834
00:40:19,619 --> 00:40:24,660
Jeffrey
835
00:40:22,079 --> 00:40:27,320
Sloan proposed to me today
836
00:40:24,659 --> 00:40:27,319
I said yes
837
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:32,039
mazeltoff
838
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:34,379
I don't know what life I'm supposed to
839
00:40:32,039 --> 00:40:37,139
be living but I'm guessing it's not a
840
00:40:34,380 --> 00:40:38,940
Sloan's older crazy actress wife
841
00:40:37,139 --> 00:40:40,500
so I ended it
842
00:40:38,940 --> 00:40:43,380
I gave him back a sweet little Diamond
843
00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:46,858
chip and I sent him on his way
844
00:40:43,380 --> 00:40:49,740
it was very very hard so don't write it
845
00:40:46,858 --> 00:40:52,139
off with some sarcastic remark
846
00:40:49,739 --> 00:40:53,879
I did it for you okay
847
00:40:52,139 --> 00:40:55,019
now
848
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:58,019
Brave
849
00:40:55,019 --> 00:41:02,059
you suck it up and you stay here and you
850
00:40:58,019 --> 00:41:02,059
direct me and not [ __ ] play
851
00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:13,280
Jeffrey
852
00:41:13,619 --> 00:41:19,019
uh ladies and gentlemen ladies and
853
00:41:16,380 --> 00:41:22,440
gentlemen could you please gather
854
00:41:19,019 --> 00:41:24,838
gather your senses for a moment
855
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:27,358
I just like to say that these last few
856
00:41:24,838 --> 00:41:29,159
months have been uh
857
00:41:27,358 --> 00:41:32,159
well and often enjoyable and always
858
00:41:29,159 --> 00:41:34,440
interesting Journey down into the depths
859
00:41:32,159 --> 00:41:37,078
of hell
860
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:38,880
but I would urge you to brace yourselves
861
00:41:37,079 --> 00:41:41,280
for the future
862
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:43,019
the festival is in the [ __ ]
863
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:45,420
financially at least and the road that
864
00:41:43,019 --> 00:41:46,440
lies ahead would make Dante himself Hawk
865
00:41:45,420 --> 00:41:49,680
his ticket
866
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:51,300
Electra Pericles troilus and Cressida
867
00:41:49,679 --> 00:41:53,639
Pirates of Penzance a murder in the
868
00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:58,099
cathedral Romeo and Juliet a new
869
00:41:53,639 --> 00:41:58,098
Canadian play and most frighteningly
870
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:04,019
Macbeth
871
00:42:00,019 --> 00:42:06,300
yes Macbeth is a late addition to the
872
00:42:04,019 --> 00:42:09,199
season a mandated Tribute to The Late
873
00:42:06,300 --> 00:42:09,200
Oliver Wells
874
00:42:12,179 --> 00:42:16,440
there will be struggle
875
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:18,300
there will be sacrifice there will be
876
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:19,559
tears there will be the occasional fist
877
00:42:18,300 --> 00:42:22,380
fight
878
00:42:19,559 --> 00:42:24,358
and in the end there will be
879
00:42:22,380 --> 00:42:26,640
transformation
880
00:42:24,358 --> 00:42:29,519
it just breaks my heart
881
00:42:26,639 --> 00:42:32,598
that not all of you
882
00:42:29,519 --> 00:42:32,599
can be part of it
883
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:41,400
thank you
884
00:42:36,900 --> 00:42:43,740
[Applause]
885
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:45,180
happy
886
00:42:43,739 --> 00:42:48,078
take me home
887
00:42:45,179 --> 00:42:48,078
sure
888
00:42:52,110 --> 00:42:57,090
[Music]
889
00:43:04,818 --> 00:43:14,818
all my days are days gone by what once
890
00:43:10,139 --> 00:43:20,098
made me smile now makes me cry oh
891
00:43:14,818 --> 00:43:24,679
Wishing Well a steeple Bell a Bicycle
892
00:43:20,099 --> 00:43:24,680
Built for Two
893
00:43:26,599 --> 00:43:32,720
More reasons
894
00:43:30,909 --> 00:43:35,639
[Music]
895
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:38,519
I'll give Jeff Jeffrey wait
896
00:43:35,639 --> 00:43:41,239
I'm a lot older now I just don't want
897
00:43:38,519 --> 00:43:41,239
you to be disappointed
898
00:43:42,409 --> 00:43:46,980
[Music]
899
00:43:44,639 --> 00:43:48,299
what from young actors no I haven't been
900
00:43:46,980 --> 00:43:51,059
with anyone
901
00:43:48,300 --> 00:43:53,160
you're lying no I'm telling you the
902
00:43:51,059 --> 00:43:55,920
truth for eight years Helen listen you
903
00:43:53,159 --> 00:43:57,719
have to remember I was in an asylum
904
00:43:55,920 --> 00:44:00,119
and then when I got out I just kind of
905
00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:02,659
never met the right girl
906
00:44:00,119 --> 00:44:05,358
God Jeffrey I think that's a few
907
00:44:02,659 --> 00:44:07,559
dozens waiters
908
00:44:05,358 --> 00:44:09,358
none of them meant anything to me what
909
00:44:07,559 --> 00:44:11,719
about your fiance let's stick to the
910
00:44:09,358 --> 00:44:11,719
topic
911
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:17,280
I never thought about anybody for you
912
00:44:14,338 --> 00:44:19,559
foreign
913
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:22,400
don't make me cry
914
00:44:19,559 --> 00:44:22,400
I look weird
915
00:44:30,980 --> 00:44:43,710
[Music]
916
00:44:40,739 --> 00:44:46,699
memories
917
00:44:43,710 --> 00:44:51,199
[Music]
918
00:44:46,699 --> 00:44:51,199
memories of you
919
00:44:51,369 --> 00:44:55,619
[Music]
920
00:44:57,858 --> 00:45:04,338
I'm knackered yes
921
00:45:01,079 --> 00:45:04,339
let's go home
922
00:45:04,420 --> 00:45:07,579
[Music]
923
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:38,438
[Music]
924
00:45:42,679 --> 00:45:55,759
[Music]
925
00:45:52,699 --> 00:45:55,759
reacting to
926
00:45:57,860 --> 00:46:03,510
[Music]
927
00:46:04,338 --> 00:46:11,759
I think it's only right my diction will
928
00:46:08,039 --> 00:46:14,639
be money I'll ever find me light before
929
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:18,540
the intermission I'll be missing on us
930
00:46:14,639 --> 00:46:21,739
right so totally understudy I can't go
931
00:46:18,539 --> 00:46:27,360
on I can't go off I won't go home
932
00:46:21,739 --> 00:46:30,448
to go on tonight's game right
933
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:30,449
[Applause]
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