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Previously on Screwballs.

GOD OF TALK

We are going to take the time

to find out who is the God of Talk by doing a thorough examination.

ROUND 1 - THE GOD OF TALK THAT THE STAFF CHOSE

Congratulations, Mr. Cho Sae-ho.

CHO SAE-HO IN 1ST PLACE

ROUND 2 - THE GOD OF TALK THE ENTERTAINERS CHOSE

Engineering College, Hongik University. Are you so great?

I have 1.32 million subscribers. You think you're so great?

Fine, I only have 120,000.

Mr. Cho Sae-ho,

is your wife your first love?

Answer the question. Is she your first love?

She's my last love.

Can you guarantee that?

The God of Talk that the entertainers chose is

Ms. Kim Sook. Congratulations.

KIM SOOK CAME IN 1ST

HIGH-CLASS CELEBRITY CLUB

ROUND 3 - WHO IS THE GOD OF TALK THE VIEWERS CHOSE?

The last round of God of Talk

is "Giving counsel to the viewers."

Giving counsel.

Speaking well is important,

but you must listen to others well and truly empathize when giving counsel.

Then, you could truly be called the God of Talk.

So we received requests for counseling from viewers beforehand.

There were so many people that sent in their stories.

We would love to be able to hear all of their stories,

but since we have a limited time, we chose six people.

After it's over,

the viewers will choose the member who they think was the most helpful.

The person who received the most votes will win first place.

So the viewers will choose the God of Talk

-in the last round. -This is the most important one.

All right, let's go ahead and hear the first story.

Can you put up the keyword first?

I LIKE SOMEONE WHO IS 24 YEARS OLDER

-24 years older? -24 years older…

OH…

24 years apart.

So they are 24 years apart, right?

Does she like much older men?

ALREADY ROUGH FROM THE FIRST STORY

SERIOUS

Even if she's 20,

wouldn't he be 44 years old?

Let's hear her out first.

Hello.

Hello.

Can you briefly introduce yourself?

I live in Seongbuk-gu, Seoul.

I'm in my third year of middle school. My name is Kang Ji-yoon.

Third year of middle school?

Yes.

From the keyword we got,

I don't think someone your age should send something like this.

If he is 24 years older,

could it be

-your teacher? -You shouldn't feel that way.

What I'm worried about is that a lot of friends of mine

are fangirling over idol groups.

-Yes. -But I'm the only one who likes

Woo-jae, who is much older than me.

MAN, UNBELIEVABLE

Yes.

-I fangirl over him. -He's going to get cocky about this now.

I can't stand him.

What do you like so much about our Woo-jae?

DON'T MAKE THAT FACE

First of all, he is very tall.

GROSS

He's very smart too.

DOUBTFUL

He is quite witty too.

-He is charming and perfect to me. -He's 24 years older?

What are you doing?

-What was your name? -What's he doing?

My name is Kang Ji-yoon.

Ji-yoon.

-Yes? -Ji-yoon.

-Yes? -Look at him.

It's me, Woo-jae.

It's me, Woo-jae.

HE MUST'VE LOST HIS MIND

EVEN WITH A LINE LIKE THAT

I'm so nervous.

Are you very nervous?

Hearing his voice gets you nervous.

What made you like him so much?

On my YouTube algorithm, I came across

a footage of him playing a drinking game

-with other members of the show. -Yes.

The Woo-jae I saw then

was different from the Woo-jae I knew as a model.

That different side of him made me fall for him.

To summarize, you went crazy about my unexpected charms.

LAUGHING OUT LOUD

I get that you went crazy for me after seeing that.

-He gets it? -He gets it?

She didn't say she's crazy about you, Woo-jae.

Are you crazy?

-She didn't say that. -You're crazy.

Then, let me ask you one thing.

How did your friends react?

What my concern is,

whenever I speak with my friends about fangirling,

they keep nagging me about why I like

an old guy like him.

AN OLD GUY LIKE HIM

I totally get it.

-Your friends are thinking clearly. -I totally get it.

-I completely understand. -Then, what do you tell your friends

when they say that to you?

The Woo-jae that I like is kind of old

and has a lot of life experiences,

so compared to the guys you like,

he can help me with my resolutions and studies.

She's so nervous.

-Things like that. -She's so nervous.

He's an awesome person who can share his experience with me.

That's how I refute them.

Gosh, thank you so much.

From what we heard,

you even made Woo-jae merch?

-What? -Wow!

-You see, I like making stuff. -You're a student. You have no money.

THE MERCH SHE MADE HERSELF

-Wow. -For real?

Is it really this?

Wow!

What is it?

You must be so thankful.

Wow! For real?

-Is it a T-shirt? -Isn't this a jersey?

Yes, I put your name on the back of the shirt.

I'll wear this right now.

-How touching. -Really?

EXCHANGING TOUCHING MOMENTS

Who is…

Isn't it yours, Ji-yoon?

It's small.

It kind of fits.

CHUCKLE

DID SHE EVEN GET THE SIZE RIGHT?

-Gosh. -It's funny that it fits.

She even printed out all the photos.

I printed them out so that I can keep them.

-To keep them? -Gosh, this is…

-But it is… -Let's see them.

A MUST-HAVE FOR FANGIRLING, PHOTOCARDS AND ID PICTURES

HER WORLD IS FILLED WITH WOO-JAE

-Wow. -Look, the fact that you really like me

and even sent a story…

-The fact that you did that… -I know.

Actually, I don't have that many fans

-who make stuff like this for me. -How thankful you are.

So I can't joke about this.

I joked about it earlier,

but I'm just so thankful.

FOR A LONG TIME AFTER THAT,

WOO-JAE COULDN'T TAKE HIS EYES OFF OF THOSE THINGS

-Ji-yoon. -Yes.

Pardon me, but may I ask how old your mother is?

She was born in 1980.

She's like an older sister to me.

-1980? -Does your mother understand?

No, my mom doesn't seem to

understand why I like someone who's so frail.

Come on. I thought you were his fan!

But you keep saying hurtful things about him!

No, that's not what I meant.

-I thought I should be honest. -These days,

people speak their minds.

YOUR MOTHER JUDGED HIM CORRECTLY

Who were you a fan of before you liked Woo-jae?

Who did you like?

Well, I liked Monsta X.

Oh, Monsta X.

WOW

From Monsta X to him?

-How-- -She's consistent.

HER TYPE CHANGED DRASTICALLY

The Monsta X guys and I are…

-Are what? -What?

-Just… -Nothing similar.

You couldn't tell us apart if you mixed us up.

Aren't you just X?

-Not Monsta X. -Then,

let's say

-you met Woo-jae on the street. -Okay.

What is the first thing you'd like to do with him?

WHAT IF SHE MET WOO-JAE ON THE STREET?

-Well… -He's alone too.

-But… -You ran into him.

-Oh, he's by himself? -Yes.

Then, without being a nuisance,

I'd ask him to take a photo with me.

How kind of her.

-Would that be enough? -Just a photo?

-Oh. -Do you need some allowance?

-Look. -Yeah, she needs some allowance.

-She has to buy books. -Look, your story is about

liking a much older guy.

-Right. -Then,

if he could send you a gift, what would you like to get?

Well, the only thing that I can think of right now

is that I would happily keep

anything Woo-jae gives me for the rest of my life.

OH, MY GOODNESS

Just by hearing your voice,

I can tell you're smiling from ear to ear.

HER JOY CAN BE FELT IN HER VOICE

-Ji-yoon, -Yes?

I'll send this through our staff.

There's this bag that I designed.

I've kept two or three of those because I value them.

-Wow. -Really?

-Along with-- -His unwashed towel.

WH-WHAT?

An unwashed towel.

PLEASE, JIN-KYUNG

What?

TO EVERYBODY WE ARE SORRY

What about this?

What about this? I just thought of it.

What grade are you in, Ji-yoon?

Third year of middle school.

Then, why don't you

support her financially from high school to college?

WHY DON'T YOU SUPPORT HER THROUGH COLLEGE?

THE BEST FAN SERVICE

That's the best.

He's 24 years older. What do you think, Ji-yoon?

-I think your mother would love him. -Of course.

Even my indifferent mom would end up loving Woo-jae.

But your love is enough for me, Ji-yoon.

Seriously though, I'll gather a few things

and pass it on through the staff.

I'll send a bag for you so that you can use it

-at your new high school. -Nice.

I'll also send other various items.

Thank you so much, Ji-yoon.

The honor is all mine.

-She speaks so sweetly. -Lastly, Ji-yoon…

-Yes? -…can you give Woo-jae

-some encouraging words to cheer him on? -Yes.

I don't know how encouraging

one person's words can be for you.

-So much. -I hope…

I hope you can

stay active and healthy in various fields.

Listen carefully, Ji-yoon.

Up until yesterday and the day before,

-I have been… -Yes.

…doing repetitive things

-on television lately. -Yes.

But recently…

I've been wondering

if the viewers were tired of me or didn't think I was funny.

I don't often feel insecure,

-but I kind of felt that way lately. -Lately?

But thanks to your call, Ji-yoon,

I've gone to the moon.

I've gone to the moon.

I've recovered from everything.

TO A CELEBRITY, A FAN'S LOVE MEANS EVERYTHING

-I get it. -Your insecurity disappeared.

-I had lost my dream… -Yeah.

…but all of those thoughts disappeared.

-I feel like I overcame all of it. -That's it.

-Really. -Oh.

I am so happy to hear that.

You won't get any sleep tonight.

-Right? -She's right.

I don't think I can sleep.

-Thank you so very much. -Lastly.

THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH

-And, Ji-yoon… -Yes?

…if you can, please root for him until the end.

-If you can? -What does that mean?

What does that mean?

You never know. Because of this…

-Why did you make it conditional? -You never know.

Anyway, thank you so much, Ji-yoon.

I'll make sure to keep my promise.

Thank you.

-Thank you. -Thank you.

-Thank you. -Goodbye.

She waited so long.

You look so proud, Woo-jae.

I'm done.

I don't have to do anything else today.

-Done. -Okay.

That felt good.

And so, you have heard…

How precious.

-…the first story. -We're so thankful.

A FEW HOURS AFTER THE SHOOT

HE SIGNS AN AUTOGRAPH AND WRITES A NOTE FOR JI-YOON

TO JI-YOON!

YOU REALLY CHEERED ME UP BE THE HAPPIEST IN THE UNIVERSE

THE GIFTS THAT THE MUCH OLDER GUY SENT

WE HOPE THAT THESE GIFTS BRING JI-YOON A HAPPY DAY AS WELL

Let's move on.

Let's see the keyword for the second story.

"How far have you gone because you couldn't say no?"

"How far have you gone?" What does that mean?

It must be someone who can't say no.

-How sad. -Let's hear what they have to say.

CONNECTING THEM THROUGH

The younger you are, the harder it is to say no.

-Hello. -Get used to it.

Can you hear me?

-Hello. -Hello.

Hello.

Can you introduce yourself and tell us where you're from?

Yes.

I live in Daejeon.

My name is Kim Seo-yeon and I'm 22 years old.

22-year-old Kim Seo-yeon.

-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.

-Nice to meet you. -You sound pretty decisive, but you said,

"How far have you gone because you couldn't say no?"

Yes, that's right.

Sounds like she can't.

Shall we hear her out?

Even when I am trying to choose a menu,

I can't eat spicy food,

but if my friends want to eat it,

I'd say, "Great, let's do it."

-So I'd eat it. -You can't say no.

-No, you'll ruin your stomach. -Oh, no.

Then, I would suffer from an upset stomach the next day.

Then…

Yes?

…can you really

not say no?

I feel like the other person would be so disappointed if I say no.

-I've experienced that too. -I just can't do it.

Aren't you kind of

-like that too, Sae-ho? -Yes.

Yes, I have a hard time saying no too.

I know.

-She knows? Wait. -So,

I've studied on some methods lately.

-Tell me. -You studied it?

Relationships are very important in life, aren't they?

-Yes. -Right.

And, of course, they are friends that I really like, aren't they?

-Right. -Sorry, are you Shin-chan?

-Doesn't she sound like Shin-chan? -She sounds cute.

For someone who cannot say no easily,

-you'll need courage. -And practice.

Yes, you're right.

GIGGLING

"You're right."

SHIN-CHAN KEEPS MAKING AN APPEARANCE

You need to have that courage because--

-Yes. -Hang on.

-Seo-yeon. -Yes?

Are you having a hard time saying no to Sae-ho right now?

OOPS

Well, I'd like to hear what Woo-jae has to say as well.

-Who? -She wants to hear from you.

She wants to hear from you.

-She's nice. -She's nice.

-She's so nice. -Yes.

So this is the method I came up with.

-They didn't hear her. -Okay.

-If it's someone I like very much… -Yes.

…I figure they could hear me out when I am having a hard time too.

Right. Me too.

Yes, so…

That was fake.

Seriously though,

-regarding food… -Yes.

…I think you can tell them, "Can we get mild food next time?"

I think that's a good idea.

Also…

I think that's a good idea.

THAT DIDN'T SOUND SO GENUINE

Do you mean it?

I mean it. I can't lie.

Basically, she's a kind person.

Let's hear another episode.

What's the worst one?

The furthest you've gone because you couldn't say no.

Yes.

I've been on the phone for seven hours.

-What? -Seven hours?

I've been on the phone for seven hours.

I enjoyed the call for the first three hours,

but after that, it became tough

and I showed signs of being tired.

So my friend said, "If you're tired, we can hang up."

"But I so enjoy talking to you on the phone."

So I said, "Really?"

"Then, let's continue. I'm enjoying it too."

That's how I ended up on the phone for seven hours.

Didn't your friend lose her voice?

TO HER, THIS REALITY CAN BE VERY CONCERNING

I think you need to go through some training.

-Think of me as your friend. -Yeah,

-let's do that. -Sounds good.

Try saying no to me.

We've been on the phone for about six hours now.

Okay.

Aren't our chats so much fun?

Yeah, they're so much fun.

-You have to turn me down. -She can't.

-You have to say no. -Seo-yeon.

-You have to turn me down. -That's right. Sorry.

Turn him down, Seo-yeon.

-That's right. -Don't you think so?

By the way, remember the movie we saw?

Yes.

Are you tired right now?

A little?

I'm a little tired,

but if you're tired, we can hang up.

-If you're tired? -I'm not tired at all.

I love being on the phone with you.

I can do it for 24 hours.

-Really? -Yeah.

HOW WILL SHE RESPOND?

Then, let's talk for 24 hours tomorrow

and hang up for now.

Nice.

-Good job. -Then…

Then, you have to talk with me for 24 hours tomorrow.

-Sure. I can do it tomorrow. -Promise me right now.

I really promise.

-What if he calls you tomorrow? -Don't promise him.

What if I really did that?

WHAT IF SHE HAD TO TALK FOR 24 HOURS?

Seo-yeon, you know what I think?

-Yes? -Everything aside,

what you need now

is to truly love yourself.

You're right.

Not your friends or your family.

You must learn to take care of yourself and love yourself.

Oh, okay.

I don't think you're on your own side.

I do think of others a lot.

Why are you on their side?

You must come first in order to care for others.

-Yes. -When I'm tired,

what I want, what I don't want.

You have to know how to

listen to yourself and take care of yourself.

Yes.

I hope you can remember what I am telling you.

Thank you.

Seo-yeon, of the five members of Screwballs…

Yes?

…whose advice do you want to hear more of?

I want Woo-jae.

-Wow. -Woo-jae?

I said so many good things for you. But you chose Woo-jae in the end?

-Jin-kyung. -Seo-yeon.

Is it him in the end?

Woo-jae is very proud right now.

He may not understand you that well

since he says no really well.

-Really? -Listen carefully, Seo-yeon.

-Okay. -Take notes.

You're alone in life.

-Of course, it's nice to have friends. -Yes.

But you have to know how to stand up for yourself.

That way, your friends can stand by your side.

If you treat your friends with so much caution

because you're afraid of losing them,

you may lose yourself instead.

I'll say this again. You're alone in life anyway.

Jin-kyung ended up alone as well.

In the end--

Have you lost your mind?

You're alone in life anyway.

He's right!

-He's crazy. -Learn to stand on your own.

Learn to stand on your own.

-That way, your friends can stand by you. -Hey, you bastard.

STANDING TALL

-So I'm alone in life anyway? -He's driving me up the wall.

There isn't much to life!

Just say, "Come at me, world!"

Be tough!

Try to train yourself that way.

-I like that. -Seo-yeon.

Did you like Woo-jae's advice?

I love it.

He has such a nice voice too.

CAN'T BELIEVE IT

Thank you.

-Hang in there, Seo-yeon! -We're rooting for you!

-Thank you. -Be strong, Seo-yeon!

-Okay. -Just be selfish.

WE ARE ROOTING FOR YOUR REFUSAL

-Thank you. -Bye.

She's too nice.

Do you know what Seo-yeon said the most during the call?

"You're right."

-She's such a kind person. -"Yes."

-"You're right." -She's so pure.

-She's so nice. -Yes.

She's too nice.

Who's up next?

Let's see the next keyword first.

I WAS BORN TO PERFORM SO SHOULD I KEEP STUDYING?

"I'm born to perform so should I keep studying?"

-Woo-young should take this one. -This one's for him.

Woo-young wouldn't know. He didn't study.

SHOULD I KEEP "STUDYING"?

Someone who studied--

You got something wrong.

I WAS BORN TO PERFORM SO SHOULD I KEEP STUDYING?

-Hello. -Hello.

Hello.

-Oh, my. -Hello.

Please introduce yourself.

I live in Gangneung, Gangwon-do.

I'm someone who really, really loves Jin-kyung.

-Wow! -My name is Baek Su-min.

-Hey! -Oh, my. Thank you.

How old are you?

I'm in second year of high school.

I see. So you're 18 years old.

-What do you like about Jin-kyung? -I know.

I want to be like her in every single way.

Did you recently… Never mind.

YOU SCUMBAG

WHY YOU JERK

They aren't my buddies. They're my enemies.

-They're my enemies. Geez. -You have to watch out.

You need a limit to what you want to imitate.

-Geez. -Su-min,

did you notice that you were born to perform

-or did others tell you? -Right.

I'm curious to find out.

I think it's both.

-Really? -Wait,

are you part of a dance group at school or something?

No.

So how did you find out that you were born to perform?

When we had a school festival in my third year of middle school,

I think I was quite thrilled

-to dance on stage. -Kind of…

Did it feel like you were alive for the very first time?

Well…

It wasn't like that.

So you felt like you were alive from a long time ago.

Didn't you say you wanted to be like her?

-She's funny. -That's right.

She said she loves Jin-kyung…

-My fans… -…but she won't agree.

-That was cold. -They're cold and opinionated.

What did she perform?

-What kind of performance was it? -What did you do?

I danced to LOONA's song.

Oh, LOONA.

-I'd like to see her dance skills. -That's tough.

-You can. -We can?

So, there's footage.

Let's see.

Is that her?

"SIMPLE DANCE" BY JANG WOO-YOUNG

It's Woo-young's dance.

BOOM-CHICK BOOM-CHICK

-That's my move. -You know what?

HER MOVES ARE LIGHT BUT PRECISE

She really is different.

What the heck?

What? Why is she so good?

She really dances well.

Wow! She looks like Woo-young.

Her dance moves are so pretty.

PERFECT SYNCHRONIZATION

AN ACTUAL DANCE COVER THAT PUTS THE TERRIBLE COVERS TO SHAME

I get the feeling that she was born with this talent.

For real.

SHE WAS BORN TO PERFORM

SHE PROVED THAT SHE WAS BORN TO PERFORM

-Thank you. -Hang on.

-Su-min. -Your moves are so pretty.

-Yes? -Woo-young, be objective.

-Tell us what you think. -Su-min.

-Yes? -Who's the man that keeps passing by?

That's my younger brother.

-Oh, your younger brother. -He's the scene stealer.

Su-min, I'm not kidding when I say this. Including the five of us,

you look the most like a celebrity.

For real.

I wonder, did someone teach you this

or did you learn how to do it?

On Woo-young's Instagram account,

I got it from the dance he did with Hwang Chan-sung.

Have you ever attended a dance school or anything?

I used to be a BTS fan.

They said they'd teach me my favorite group's dance,

so I went there to learn those dance moves for about a month.

-No way. -I've done that.

-She's talented. -She is just…

When you're born to do something, it means your body is made for it.

-You're born with it. -Yes.

I think she is far more talented than others.

-Thank you. -We shouldn't just let this slide.

-Gosh. -I'm curious about something.

-She's really good. I'm shocked. -Su-min.

-Yes? -Do you get good grades?

I think I'm about average or above average.

Since you are so good at dancing,

-why are you hesitant? -Exactly.

Since I'm in my second year of high school,

-it's a very important period. -Yes.

You're right.

-Because of school? -Because of school.

I was wondering.

What is your final goal, Su-min?

-Would you like to be in an idol group? -Yeah, that's important.

-Or do you want to be a dancer? -Or do you want to dance?

I'd like to be in an idol group.

Then, what about this?

Since you're in your second year of high school, you should be studying.

If you're not careful, you could

-end up losing out on both of them. -Right.

And, to be honest, it is late for you to aim for an idol group.

-Yes. -It's too late.

-Since you have to train for a long time. -Exactly.

But I hope you don't give up on dancing.

Whether you work

or have some other kind of work,

you can take what you enjoy along with that, right?

-Yes. -Recently,

I've been reading Rick Rubin's

The Creative…

Is it The Act of Being Creative?

I don't recall the title.

Anyway, I've been completely absorbed in that book.

Shouldn't she know the title then?

Go ahead.

He's a world-renowned producer.

-I see. -Yes, you recommended that book to me.

Do you know what he said?

He said that there are many ways one can live as an artist.

One of them is maintaining your livelihood

and having a stable life.

Only then, you can do what you want.

If you give up everything and focus on just one path,

it can be harder to become creative. That really resonated with me.

-Oh. -I like that.

ART CAN SHINE EVEN BRIGHTER ON THE FOUNDATION OF A STABLE LIFE

I think this is why I like you, Jin-kyung.

If you give us your address,

I'll underline the points I like and send you the book.

Thank you.

You know, when I look back and think of when we were 18 years old,

nothing had been set.

But I have become a celebrity

and have experienced so many things.

I think that you have enough time

to try at least one or two things.

I wouldn't say this if you weren't that good at dancing.

But since you're so good at it,

you should give it a shot at least once or twice.

Even if it doesn't work out, I think she'll get back to studying in no time.

But to do that,

-being in high school is-- -Too late?

-She doesn't have enough time to study. -She's right. That's the reality.

When would she have time to prepare and go to auditions?

She lives far, too.

Shall we hear Woo-young's objective advice?

-He's closest to that business. -Go ahead.

Su-min, you enjoy dancing, don't you?

-She's so good. -Yes.

How fun is it?

Of all the things I do, it's the one I love the most.

How about this. Since you mentioned wanting to be in an idol group,

do you have an agency you prefer?

I'd be grateful to be in any of them.

You can't be that way.

Cold and objective.

I prefer this singer or I prefer this agency.

You should be able to see that.

If you don't see it, your dance should just be a hobby.

Wow. Mr. Jang.

The agency you choose

is where they will

make something out of your life.

You won't invest in yourself.

They'll be the ones to invest money in your life.

They'll stake their lives on it.

Did he come to his senses?

-What? -What did you say?

He's like this once a year.

-What on earth? -How could he?

He's like this once a year.

He's coherent for a change today.

COME ON, GUYS

It's the first time in the last 12 hours.

This was the best in your life.

-Really? -Keep going.

-Do you get it? -Yes.

Don't feel grateful about it.

You only get this chance once in your life, Su-min.

Just as Jin-kyung,

Uncle Woo-jae, and Sae-ho have said…

Why am I an uncle?

He lost it again.

Just as what these grown-ups said,

it has to be clear.

Every second matters right now.

After hanging up this call

and before going to bed,

just think about what kind of music you like

what groups you like, what sort of person

and singer you want to be.

If you thought about that and still want to do it,

you should do what you can to create

an opportunity where you can be evaluated this week.

-Okay. -From anyone?

However you do it.

If you don't, you'll have this feeling of regret.

What Jin-kyung said is very important,

but it may not resonate with you.

No, it does.

It does?

Sorry.

Anyway,

find a solution for this feeling.

A solution for this love of dancing.

Picking a career path is the hardest.

-It's hard. -Try to do that, okay?

-Yeah. -Okay.

And if you really love to dance,

you can enjoy dancing

-even if you don't join an idol group. -Right.

Look at Jin-kyung.

She's been dancing her whole life.

Jin-kyung enjoys dancing.

What I really liked was that she should

think about what she likes and what she wants to do today.

-Bingo. -That's it.

It'd be great if she did that.

Yes, thank you.

You got this, Su-min!

-You got this. We're rooting for you! -Thank you.

Thank you.

I'll make sure to send you the book.

I experienced something really interesting today.

I've seen a sane Jang Woo-young.

Woo-young is clearly serious about dance.

You were really cool today.

-Really? -Yes.

-The first time in three years. -It was an awesome solution.

You can actually be coherent.

I'm quite surprised as well.

All of you guys think of me

as some kind of lunatic.

I was touched by the fact that

you were touched by how much I made sense.

I thought I was always sane though.

THE COSTUME HE WORE AS A SANE PERSON

-Let's see the next word. -There's another person?

Next keyword.

-My gosh. -Oh, boy.

That must be so tough.

"I'm in the service industry, but customers are tough."

-Oh, no. -What do they do?

-I can never work in that industry. -Me neither.

How do you do?

-Hello. -She's so polite.

Nice to meet you. Can you introduce yourself?

Hello, I'm 31-year-old Lim Yun-kyung who's a capital I.

-A capital I for Introvert. -Nice to meet you.

I'm getting the sense of it.

What kind of concern do you have?

I've been working in the beauty industry for three years.

Currently, I assist in shampooing and other beauty procedures.

Now, the time has come for me to deal

with the clients one-on-one as a hair designer.

But I find it difficult to lighten the mood by making small talk,

so I'm worried about that.

TEACH ME HOW TO MAKE SMALL TALK

Is there anyone you'd like to hear from?

Because my personality type is ISTP,

I'd like for Joo Woo-jae…

Woo-jae is very popular today.

-I'd like to hear his opinion. -He's on fire.

It's a Joo Woo-jae special today.

Yun-kyung.

Yes?

Can you hear me?

-"Can you hear me?" -Yes, I can.

Typically, ISTPs would

overcome that.

Oh, is that so?

Don't do it half-heartedly.

Actually,

I think…

rather than me…

-Sae-ho would know way more than me. -Let me.

Oh, really?

You're a clear introvert, aren't you?

-Yes. -I am

a clear extrovert,

but I used to feel awkward on stage and was afraid to meet people.

There was something I did that helped me overcome that.

What was it?

When I first meet someone,

I think of them as someone who will be my friend and be on my side.

Then, it becomes easier to talk to them.

-I know how it is since I'm an ISTP. -Okay.

Rather than an abstract answer like that,

give her an example of breaking the ice in a conversation.

-Show her an example. -Okay.

Hello, is it your first time at our salon?

Yes, it is.

I'm the new designer that recently started here.

Since it's your first time,

may I ask how you found out about us?

You know, as a client,

if someone asks me how I found out about them,

I instantly feel bothered.

Understood.

-That's your preference. -Okay, Jin-kyung. Yeah.

I saw your salon on an app.

Let me help you get ready.

May I shampoo your hair?

-But… -Just approach them.

That's too businesslike, though.

But we're at a business. Shouldn't we be formal?

-Because you provide a service? -Yun-kyung

wants to say something witty

so that she can be at ease.

Then, shall we practice with light small talk?

Briefly?

Sounds good.

Here's an idea. If you want the toughest person, it's Woo-young.

-Yes, go ahead, Woo-young. -Yeah.

A client called Jang Woo-young arrived.

-Okay. -Hello.

-Hello. -Yes.

I'd like a haircut.

GIGGLE

Is there a style you had in mind today?

Well, I would

like to trim the side of my hair.

-Okay. -And add some volume on the top.

Trim the side and add volume to the top.

But this is…

This isn't small talk. Isn't it just a consultation?

Right. It's more of a consultation.

-I'm a clear introvert, right? -Yes, you are.

So, Yun-kyung…

-Yes? -…it isn't that you can't speak

or that you're an introvert,

just think of it as listening to the other person.

-What about that approach? -I like that.

People prefer to be heard.

That's right. That is the exact solution she needs.

If you try to force yourself to converse with them…

-It's exhausting. -…the client will be exhausted too.

That's hard on you as well.

Just listen to what that person has to say

and ask what they may need. That's it.

Start from there.

-Right. -Don't even think about

why you aren't good at small talk.

-Yeah, don't be so anxious. -Applause.

-She's absolutely right. You're the best. -Focus on what they say.

It would be enough to just answer their questions.

Yun-kyung, do you react well to what your clients say?

I think I am doing a good job at reacting to the clients.

But most of the stylists around me are clear extroverts.

-Don't let that affect you. -Don't let it affect you.

-Yeah. -From my personal experience,

whether I go shopping for clothes, get my hair done, or do anything,

I find it most comfortable

-when they just leave me alone. -Me too.

-When they just leave me alone… -Yes.

…that's so relaxing.

And they would provide what I need

-when I need it. -Yes, when I need it.

I think that's the best kind of service.

When someone is truly an extrovert

and approaches others according to their character,

-it's natural. -Just being themselves.

-If you try to force yourself to do it… -Right.

…that makes it uncomfortable.

-Right. -Just do it your way.

All you need to do is be at ease and be genuine.

-If I could give you one tip… -Yes?

…try to find one good thing

that you can see about that person.

"Your shoes are so pretty."

-That's it. -That's a great tip.

Something like that can leave a favorable impression.

Right.

-Sook is something else. -Just a light comment.

Just prepare a light compliment.

If you prepare just that,

you'll feel much more at ease.

I should do that too.

-A light compliment. -A light one.

-I'll do that too. -Not heavy.

-We learn from you again, Sook. -I know.

Hey, nice shirt.

EXAMPLE OF A COMPLIMENT NICE SHIRT

-Pay her a compliment too. -Yeah.

Oh, you too.

THAT'S MOCKING HER

What do you think, Yun-kyung? Was it helpful?

Yes, that was very helpful.

Thank you.

-We'll root for you. -You got this.

-We're rooting for you. -Thank you.

You can do it!

-Next. -Let's see the keyword.

-The applicant. -"I'm married,

but I find myself noticing another man."

-Who? -Wait.

Let's briefly stop filming.

WAIT

SHE SHOULD TAKE THIS CONCERN ELSEWHERE

-The story is-- -Wait.

Wait, why are you covering my face?

Hang on.

Why are you covering my face right now?

It was about marriage so I did it without thinking.

The husband didn't send this, did he?

A woman sent it, right?

HOW FAR IS SHE GOING?

You went too far.

A man didn't send this, right?

No, it wasn't.

-We should be clear. -Let's talk to them to find out.

-Let's call them. -Gosh.

-Hello. -People are amazing.

CALL IS STILL CONNECTING

Is this going to be okay?

Is this how you'll respond?

TOO HASTY

Hello?

-Yes, hello. -Hello.

Oh, hello!

Nice to meet you.

Pardon me, but shouldn't you use a voice altering device or something?

No, it's all right.

Oh, really?

Please introduce yourself.

I live in Icheon, Gyeonggi-do.

My name is Lee Ju-young and I'm in my 50s.

-Hello. -Hello.

We were quite surprised

by your keyword.

This is trouble.

You said, "I'm married, but I find myself noticing another man."

Are you saying this after you got divorced

or are you saying this while you're married?

Oh, I am not divorced.

Okay.

I have a husband and children.

-But briefly… -Briefly?

Well, it isn't brief.

I find myself noticing another man.

-You shouldn't do that. -That is my concern.

It isn't Joo Woo-jae again, is it?

No, it can't be.

-No way. -Can we

hear the detailed story, please?

Maybe an idol group?

Oh. Yes, you're right.

It hasn't been that long since I have

started liking an idol group.

-It has been a little over three years. -I see.

Can you tell us who it is?

Well, you see, I happened to come across…

-Well… -Woo-young?

I was watching a historical drama.

-Not me. -A drama?

She said, "Well, you see," not Woo-young?

I THOUGHT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU

I was watching a historical drama.

A drama?

I happened to see Lee Jun-ho on The Red Sleeve.

Lee Jun-ho!

LEE JUN-HO IS SUCH A GOOD PERSON

-Jun-ho. -Oh, Jun-ho.

-Oh, Jun-ho. -Jun-ho?

-Yes. -Okay.

I totally understand how she feels.

As I started to like him,

I looked up videos of him on YouTube.

Naturally, 2PM's videos popped up in my feed.

-Because she was watching Jun-ho's videos. -Yes.

Yes,

so I became a 2PM fan

and I watch their videos almost every day.

-Gosh. -2PM's performance is insane.

Yes, you're right.

Then, did you happen to move on

-to Woo-young from Jun-ho? -Is it Woo-young?

Yes, you're right!

YOU ARE CORRECT

I'M MARRIED BUT I FIND MYSELF NOTICING JANG WOO-YOUNG

It was Woo-young in the end?

It's your fault, you jerk!

She's married but she finds herself noticing another man.

So through Jun-ho,

-she started fangirling idols. -Yes.

Then, she got to know 2PM.

As she was watching videos of 2PM,

she started liking Woo-young.

-I didn't expect this at all. -What about Woo-young?

We hope you have many happy days ahead of you.

Screwballs is…

WE AREN'T DONE WITH HER STORY

-I just found out. -Oh, my bad.

They're so popular today.

What made you fall for Woo-young?

It isn't easy to move on to Woo-young from Jun-ho.

-Exactly. -What the heck?

Well, you see,

you'd know if you go to his concert.

She even went to his concert.

He looks the coolest when he's doing his main job.

-Thank you. -Ju-young.

-Yes? -What does your husband say?

At first,

my husband and my children told me,

"You're old, so why are you making a fuss about idols?"

But I paid no attention to that

and continued fangirling. And I have to do whatever I can

to get tickets whenever they go on tour.

It's hard to get tickets.

Yes. Luckily, I was able to go.

At first, my husband seemed to disapprove of it,

but he seems to like it now. My children as well.

I don't nag as much, you see.

-Exactly. -So the family became peaceful.

Yes.

Thankfully, your husband and children

-don't seem to mind it. -Yes.

Have you ever asked your husband,

"Since I like a boy band,

why don't you try liking a girl group?"

Have you ever asked him that?

Your husband may feel

-a bit lonely. -Suggest one.

Right. But are you okay with your husband

liking a girl group?

Yes, I'm okay with it.

Then, if Woo-young and your husband were both drowning,

-What? -who would you save first?

-Come on. -That's too difficult.

Ju-young, it shouldn't be difficult.

Of course, you should save your husband.

Sign your husband up for swimming lessons tomorrow.

WISE ANSWER TO A STUPID QUESTION

-For his safety. -Woo-young is good at swimming.

-Woo-young can swim. -He's good at swimming.

You know what?

If someone around me

or someone close to me

says they're Woo-young's fan,

-Yes. -I think I'd really like it.

-You'd like the person? -Why?

They wouldn't seem intimidating.

-Really? -Yes.

-I don't mean it in a bad way. -Okay.

In my case… I'm Joo Woo-jae, by the way.

I am a fan of Jang Woo-young.

-Oh. -Yes.

Since I'm a fan,

when someone says they like Woo-young,

I feel like… How should I put it?

"Of course, they should like Woo-young." That's how I feel.

That's awesome.

I don't think I would feel jealous at all.

Woo-young, as a person, has that kind of charming effect.

He's right.

This one time I went to Japan…

-Yes? -I went to Japan one time.

At a restaurant,

a woman came to me

and paid for my meal

while she was trembling.

The person on her wallpaper was Jang Woo-young.

She knew I was a member of Screwballs

-and got excited over me. -She paid for it?

-She did. -Did she confuse you with me?

-Since you're close. -That's why

I have been watching Screwballs

since the Beat Coin days.

-Thank you. -Perhaps,

you'll notice another man on this show now.

-No, I don't think so. -Who knows?

-I don't think that should happen. -You may be watching it

and find yourself noticing Cho Sae-ho. No?

-Is that a possibility? -I don't think I would do that.

You're right.

-I am married too now. -Good job.

Ms. Ju-young also has--

I'm married too now.

She could have said yes.

But she clearly drew the line.

We should be careful.

Hello, Ms. Ju-young.

Yes, hello.

She became a young girl.

Using this time you have with me,

is there anything you wanted to say to me?

You can ask me a favor or anything.

Is there something?

-Aren't you releasing an album this year? -Yes.

It seemed like you were very stressed about making that album.

The people around him are more stressed out.

Others are more stressed because of me.

It seemed like you weren't getting enough sleep either.

I just wanted to tell you that

-you don't have to work so hard. -My, thank you.

Wow. My goodness.

You must be so happy.

I really am.

-Say something to her as well. -You too.

-Yes. -Oh, yes.

-Ju-young. -Yes?

What character is your "Young"?

-Me? -Yes.

-That is so you. -Seriously?

I want it to be the same as yours.

Why ask her that?

What character is it?

I feel like it's the same character as mine.

My "Young" stands for Glory.

Mine too.

They connected.

What character is your "Ju"?

Geez.

Come on.

It means Progeny.

It's different from mine.

Stay out of it.

-Ju-young. -Yes?

Thank you for waiting such a long time to be on the phone with us.

On the set of Screwballs, the show I like so much…

-Yes. -…I was able to have a conversation…

-Yes. -…with such a genuine fan over the phone.

-It makes me kind of feel emotional. -Emotional?

I will do whatever I can

-to pour in everything I have… -Yes.

…to work hard on Screwballs

and to do what I can to finish mixing my album this year.

That mixing. Geez.

I'll complete mixing the album

so that I can go on tours.

I'll do my best to do that…

-Yes. -…so if you have the availability…

I'll definitely come!

Okay.

Please come with your husband and children

if they are free as well.

Okay.

You know what's cool about Ju-young?

She's either my age or about a year apart.

At our age, there isn't much that gets us excited.

-Right. -But you seem to…

-Right. -…get excited about someone,

like someone and read about them when you get up.

In a way, I'm really jealous about that.

That's why I am so thankful to 2PM and everybody.

Please don't ever change.

The feeling of excitement and anticipation.

I hope you can keep it forever.

When you get older, it isn't easy to find

-something that can energize you in life. -You're right.

Please continue to love Woo-young too.

-Okay. -And continue to love our Screwballs too.

Yes, of course.

I'd appreciate it if you could recommend me to your acquaintances too.

I'm doing my best to do that.

Hang on. You're crying right now, aren't you?

Me?

-Yes. -No, I'm trying to hold it in.

-What? -She's trying to hold it in.

-Gosh. -Yes.

It felt like she was holding it in.

-I know. -Gosh.

-Thank you! -Sure.

-Thank you! -Thank you.

I'm rooting for Screwballs to be a long-lasting show on Netflix.

-Thank you! -Thank you!

-Thank you! -Thank you.

-Woo-young was this popular? -Gosh, you guys.

When will you finish mixing your album?

It's thanks to you guys.

Woo-young, so what is mixing anyway?

What do you do?

When will it be done?

-Just think of it as a fruit blender. -Oh, that mixing?

Next.

-Here's the last one. -Okay!

-What's this? -"Well… You see… I am…"

That sounds like me.

-No. -Well, you see…

Isn't it like Woo-young?

-Oh, yeah. -You try it.

Well… You see… I am…

Spit it out already.

Stop muttering.

THE WAY HE SPEAKS FRUSTRATES VETERAN ENTERTAINERS

WILL THEY SOUND LIKE WOO-YOUNG?

Hello?

-Yes, hello. -Hi.

Please introduce yourself.

Oh, I am

a 28-year-old who lives in Busan.

Please call me by my nickname, Tomato.

Sorry for keeping you waiting.

Sorry for keeping you waiting.

-Sorry. -It's okay.

We saw your keyword.

It said, "Well… You see… I am…"

Can you please tell us what this is all about, Tomato?

I have a job interview with a public enterprise next week.

-Interview? -Public enterprise?

We had to do interviews today too.

WE DID THAT ALL DAY!

If you come here,

we can prepare you for almost any kind of interview.

You see, I'm the type of person that gets very nervous.

She gets nervous.

I'd like to ask all of you

on how I can overcome this.

Is she nervous now?

Yes, a little bit?

How badly do you get nervous?

When I was in high school,

-I interviewed for a school club. -Okay.

They asked me to introduce myself,

but I misheard that as introducing my family,

so I introduced my family members one by one.

If you get this nervous, it would be charming.

Yes, it's amusing.

-So I failed the interview. -Oh, no.

Since then, I get nervous frequently.

That memory must have stayed with her.

As trauma. Then, when do you get most nervous in your daily life?

In her daily life?

In my early 20s,

-there was a guy that I had a fling with. -Okay.

I got so nervous

that I canceled our date with only about 20 to 30 minutes left

from the time we were supposed to meet up.

Because you were too nervous to meet him?

I got so nervous in that moment.

-Yeah. -How cute.

-I stayed home. -It breaks my heart.

You made plans to meet him but you canceled it?

You should've gone!

Then, when you canceled the date,

I'm sure you didn't say, "Listen, I'm getting so nervous to meet you."

Of course not.

-I'd be too embarrassed. -What did you say?

I just told him that there was a family emergency.

FAMILY EMERGENCIES ARE THE BEST EXCUSES

I'm sorry, but that guy definitely knew it was an excuse.

One time, I built up the courage to invite him over to my place.

That guy you were seeing?

-Yes. -Oh?

-But after I-- -You don't get nervous.

But after I invited him, I got so nervous

that I realized I couldn't handle it.

I kept going back and forth from the kitchen to the living room.

And he must have picked up on it.

So it kind of fizzled out in the end.

So the guy was sitting in the living room

and you kept going back and forth from the kitchen?

That's how it ended?

I was wondering if I had to serve him apples

or turn on the TV for him.

-Listen. -Do all of it.

-Turn on the TV and serve apples. -When you invited him…

When you invited that guy,

you must have had a plan, right?

-Yes. -When he comes, you'll serve apples,

turn on the music, etc.

Didn't you plan it out like that before you invited him?

You know how nervous you get.

-Didn't you rehearse it? -Didn't you have a plan?

Did you try to improvise everything?

No, I definitely had a plan.

But when he came…

-It didn't work? -She was too nervous.

She couldn't remember.

-Tomato. -Yeah.

-You're speaking so well right now. -She is.

-You speak better than us. -You're so calm and clear.

Then, why don't we have a mock interview

-just like this? -Good idea. What do you think?

Well…

And Tomato.

She got nervous all of a sudden.

-Yes? -Tomato.

-Don't be like that. -Just so you know,

we're going to be like real interviewers.

-Okay. -Let's try to have a mock interview.

If you can overcome this,

the job interview you have with the public enterprise

will be like a walk in the park.

-Shall we begin? -Yeah.

Okay, I'll give it a shot.

You can use your nickname though.

Okay.

Please introduce yourself.

Oh, hello. I'm from Busan and…

I don't think I can do it.

It's okay.

Then, let's try this first, Tomato.

RAN AWAY BEFORE EVEN SPEAKING HER NAME

SHE'S MORE NERVOUS THAN EXPECTED

Oh, no. What do we do?

-She's really nervous. -What do we do?

No, she can practice.

-But… -Is there a reason

why you want to join our company?

TO THE NEXT QUESTION

I am very interested

in this company

and I'll do my best.

I don't even know what I'm saying.

Look.

OH MY GOSH

-Tomato. -Yes?

Basically…

We do have to be on the phone. Basically, introduce yourself like this.

For example, I can say, "Hello,

I'm Cho Sae-ho and I'm here for the interview."

"This may seem odd, but my nickname is Tomato."

"My face turns red when I get very nervous."

"I'm nervous today as well,

but I'll do my best on the interview." Then, continue on

-with the interview. -Very nice.

When I do events, I look in the mirror

and say, "Nice to meet you and thank you very much."

I repeat it until I can say it automatically like a machine.

That way, when I'm speaking,

I get a little less nervous.

Because I practiced it countless times,

it comes out of my mouth naturally.

-There's that saying, right? -He's awesome.

You overcome your nerves with practice.

Exactly.

If you practice until it becomes second nature,

-it comes out however nervous you are. -Exactly.

-Don't you know that with your dancing? -That's right.

If you freaking… Wait, no.

If you practice a lot,

-you get used to it. -Yes.

Then, the interviewer may say,

"You don't seem that nervous."

Then, you can say, "Before I came here,

I practiced countless times so that my nervousness wouldn't show."

-They'll be impressed by the effort… -By your courage.

-…you put in for the interview. -Yeah.

Those interviewers?

They're just old guys if you see them outside.

Just think of it that way.

He's right. They're just…

Here's one more thing to remember.

If you think that it won't work out,

-you'll start feeling that way as well. -Right.

So you really have to

get rid of that negative thought.

Got that?

-Okay. -"I may be nervous,

-but it'll work out for me." -Of course.

Why not think that way?

POSITIVE THINKING CAN BEAT HER NERVOUSNESS!

-Okay. -Were we of any help?

Yes, very much so.

I'm glad.

Then, why don't you introduce yourself one last time?

-Yeah. -Yeah, give it a shot.

Don't be nervous.

No, don't say that.

Just accept that you're nervous.

Just go with it.

-Okay. -Just go with it.

-Okay. -Okay.

Please introduce yourself.

Hello.

I have applied for this job from Busan.

My nickname is Tomato

and my name is so-and-so.

The reason why my nickname is Tomato

is not only because I like tomatoes,

but also because my face turns red when I get nervous.

Did I do well?

-Yes! Wow! -That was really good.

She did it so calmly.

-Your tone seemed much better. -Yes.

-You can do it. -Also,

because we found out that you were nervous,

we ended up paying more attention

-to what you were saying. -Right.

-We wanted to listen more carefully. -Yeah.

Go and kill that interview.

Thank you.

Please let us know how it went.

Please do.

If you get a nice job, please let us know.

Yes, I will. Thank you.

Love you, Screwballs.

-Yes. -Yes. Nice talking to you.

WE ROOT FOR TOMATO, WHO TURNED HER NERVOUSNESS INTO COMEDY

-The final tone was totally corrected. -Yeah.

You were so good at counseling.

-Really? -Yeah.

We were sincere.

Yes, all five of you were.

-They were all cases we could relate to… -Yeah.

…and we've worried about things like that too.

Who hasn't been nervous?

-I get very nervous. -Of course.

You nervously made kimchi too.

She's a pro at that.

Has he lost it again?

When he came to his senses earlier,

we should have cherished it.

It only lasted a few seconds.

WOO-YOUNG WAS VERY FIRM

We should have cherished seeing and hearing him.

It was so precious. Go back to that.

Do the concluding comment

but coherently.

-What? -What?

GOOD JOB, MAN

Compared to other episodes,

we really talked intensely today.

-You're right. -This special…

-We talked a lot. -…wasn't physical at all.

Is this harder than getting splashed?

This is definitely harder.

Can't we just get splashed on?

-This is harder? -Yeah.

I was so happy today.

I talked my heart out.

I'll go home and talk with my wife too. "This is what we did today."

I think I'm going to puke.

PUKE FROM ALL THE TALKING

They kindly listened to what I had to say.

Now, the people who shared their stories

will vote for the member whose advice resonated with them the most.

Everyone gave such good advice

that it must've been hard for them to choose.

That's why there were some that changed their minds.

They chose one member but switched to another member.

THEY ALL GAVE SINCERE ADVICE

This person got three votes.

That's a lot.

This is the God of Talk chosen by the viewers.

Congratulations, Sook.

KIM SOOK

I must've been too sincere.

DUMBFOUNDED

But Woo-jae was…

You see, Sook's advice has depth to it.

-Right. -It comes from her maturity.

You can't ignore that depth.

If anyone wants to know their votes, may we ask after filming?

-I'll let you know personally. -Okay.

We have chosen the God of Talk in three categories.

Cho Sae-ho, the God of Talk chosen by the staff.

Kim Sook, the God of Talk chosen by the members.

And Sook again.

Kim Sook, the God of Talk chosen by the members.

We have prepared awesome gifts for the winners

of the three categories.

-Ready? -I'm nervous.

Then, from now on,

Jin-kyung, me, and Woo-young will

only do physical comedy.

Stir-fry me.

TRY TO BEAT THESE COSTUMES

Can the winners, Sae-ho and Sook, come forward and line up?

It has been a long time.

THE TWO GODS EXCHANGE GREETINGS

-Congratulations. -Well done.

Come in.

-What's that? -Well…

-Our lighting director. -They represent the staff and viewers.

You know what?

You don't use these gloves for this.

They're both wrong.

BRIDAL GLOVES, WORK GLOVES

-That's so funny. -Can you present the award one by one?

Mr. Cho Sae-ho, the staff chose you as the God of Talk

for skillfully and wittily sharing stories

with top-level talking ability and bringing laughter.

THE GOD OF TALK CHOSEN BY THE STAFF - CHO SAE-HO

THE STAFF-APPROVED GOD OF TALK CHO SAE-HO

COMMEMORATIVE PHOTO IS A MUST

IT'S THE BIGGEST AWARD SINCE I DEBUTED

WIFE, THANK YOU FOR MARRYING ME

I'll treasure it.

-Okay. -It's quite hefty too.

-Next. -You're right.

Ms. Kim Sook,

the entertainers chose you as the God of Talk

for demonstrating quick wit and sharp instincts

despite the ruthless pressure of a tough interview.

THE GOD OF TALK CHOSEN BY THE MEMBERS - KIM SOOK

CONGRATULATIONS

COMMEMORATIVE PHOTO IS A MUST

I'VE RECEIVED SUCH A HUGE AWARD

PEOPLE I'M THANKFUL FOR COME TO MIND

Ms. Kim Sook was chosen by the viewers as the God of Talk

for deeply empathizing with the viewers' stories

and offering sincere advice and comfort.

THE GOD OF TALK CHOSEN BY THE VIEWERS - KIM SOOK

Congratulations.

CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN

It's like a real trophy.

I SAID I'M UNLUCKY WITH AWARDS

BUT IT WAS ALL FOR THIS HUGE AWARD

-Congratulations! -Congratulations.

Thank you both for your hard work.

Thank you.

By the way, if you peel off the sticker,

you'll see that they're repurposed trophies

from our escape room days.

-Don't do it. -I won't.

-Me neither. -Okay.

We have to return these.

-Return it? -They'll reuse it.

-Next time. -No, it's okay.

They have to reuse it next time.

We have so many at our office.

We filmed for a long time but we really enjoyed it.

-Thank you! -Thank you.

Excuse me. I'm sorry,

Yes?

Aren't there any prizes?

Well done!

-Thank you! -Thank you!

GOING HOME IS THE AWARD

Didn't they say they'd give us a prize?

SHOULDN'T YOU TREAT US FOR WINNING AN AWARD?

Really?

AWKWARDLY LAUGHING

Next episode on Screwballs…

THE JOKER IS EXILED TO KOREA

The other bad guys have joined him as well.

Can't I like you?

I'm Dan Chen, the shorter version of Jang Chen.

The best location for exile, Gangjin.

The greatest Silhak scholar of the Joseon Dynasty, Jeong Yak-yong,

endured 18 years of exile.

Surviving as a criminal charged with high treason.

I am Criminal Kim Sook.

Actually, I am crazy about men.

We were supposed to meet again.

I'm sorry.

Come on!

"I'd like to apologize."

Not going to say that!

So what?

Tea is said to soothe a tired body and mind.

My dog wouldn't drink like that.

Without acting rashly.

He acts carelessly.

No careful consideration.

-You're last. -What?

You must behave with dignity.

FROM AROUND THE WORLD

THE BAD GUYS GET ALONG SWIMMINGLY

K-EXILES CAN'T STAND BAD GUYS BEING HAPPY

BAD GUYS WILL BECOME GOOD

IN THE HARSH LIFE OF K-EXILE

I'm not feeling well.

Please stop.

If you carry out life of exile well,

the person that came in first as a model exile

will take the zip line to the mainland

and their exile ends.

Gangjin is so nice.

-It's so nice. -It's so nice.

-Gangjin is nice. -It was so nice.

WHICH VILLAIN WILL BE REFORMED?

GOD OF TALK

ENJOY THE HIGHLIGHTS AND THE BTS CLIPS

ON STUDIO++'S YOUTUBE CHANNEL

"REBOOT" BY KYOUNGSEO (SCREWBALLS OST)

SCREWBALLS - IN SEARCH OF LOST STEERING WHEELS

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