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THIS IS JUST A SKETCH
HIGH-CLASS MAJOR SHAREHOLDERS' MEETING

Hello there.

DRESS CODE: BUSINESS FORMAL

I'm Kim Sook, a female entrepreneur.

TODAY'S TOPIC

Nice to meet you.

I own about eight companies

and I am thinking about
selling two of those.

Is there anybody who's blind out there?

LOOKING FOR A PUSHOVER

SHE HEARS PANTING

My gosh.

What are you…

Mr. Cho?

Gosh, I'm sorry.

-What's going on?
-I'm sorry.

-Sorry? In Korea?
-I'm sorry.

-A little bit busy. Business meeting.
-Yeah?

It just finished. I'm sorry.

-Ms. Kim.
-Yes, Mr. Cho.

-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.

I'm Cho Sae-ho of Saeho Industries.

Oh, I see.

I've heard a lot about you.

Please have a seat.

I should have met up with you before

-regarding the takeover.
-So you want to

-take over my company?
-Excuse me.

-I've got a business call.
-Okay.

Hello, Mr. Cho.

-Okay, I'm sorry.
-Aren't you Mr. Cho?

I'm in a meeting. I'll call you later.

Okay. Please check your email.

Thank you.

-I'm sorry.
-Was it from America?

-Yes, we had--
-But it's two in the morning there.

I got a call. One moment.

Sure.

Hai. Moshi moshi.

Hai, Mr. Cho desu.

IT SEEMS LIKE HE GOT
A CALL FROM JAPAN THIS TIME

Email check onegaishimasu.

Why check so many emails?

I sent an email to Japan.

Pepperoni.

AFTER THAT
HE HAD CALLS FROM ITALY

AND AFRICA

FOR SOME REASON,
HE SEEMS VERY SUSPICIOUS

-Okay!
-Hello.

-Who is this?
-Do you know what time it is?

-Father--
-What do you mean?

Is that how Father taught you?

Ms. Kim was waiting.

This is my younger brother.

-No.
-Hello.

Your boss is my dad.

LAUGHING

Did you know that?

About what?

-Your boss.
-Yes?

I'm at the top though.

Really?

-What company is that?
-Greet me formally.

I'm Ms. Kim Sook of Company Elena.

I'm involved in graphic cards.

-Really?
-In Yongsan.

Nice to meet you.

-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.

Yes, I'm Kim Sook.

Oh, hello.

-Mr. Jang.
-You're all here.

Nice to meet you.

I run an AI business.

-My company is called Shoot.
-Oh.

-You're from Shoot.
-Yes.

-Shoot.
-Yes.

I started off with a product called Shoot,

and now, I've moved onto Screwed.

-Screwed.
-Yes.

THE NAME "SCREWED"
DOESN'T SEEM ODD FOR THIS MAN

-Hello.
-Hello.

I work as a fund manager in Wall Street.

-Aren't you the owner of The Kimchi?
-No.

-The owner of The Kimchi?
-No.

Pardon me, but you messed up,
so can you start over?

Wall Street?

Hello. I'm a fund manager in Wall Street.

-Something's in your teeth.
-I'm Mr. Hong.

It's gone.

-Mr. Hong?
-I'm Mr. Hong.

People think I'm a woman
because I'm pretty,

-but I'm a man.
-Is that so?

-Nice concept.
-I see.

You see, in the case of Mr. Hong,

he made a contract with my company,

so I bought the stocks
that he told me to buy,

but it dropped so much that…

-You should've bought more then.
-Excuse me.

You can't talk about actual events.

No, that's not it.

END OF THE SHAREHOLDERS' MEETING SKETCH

BACK TO THE FRUSTRATING LIFE OF STOCK APES

-So you all have dressed up for a change.
-Yes.

You look nice today.

PUTTING ASIDE THE COLORFUL MAKEUP

I love you.

I told him to stir-fry me.

I'll do just that.

But they really do look nice.

-Both Woo-young and Woo-jae.
-Everyone does.

-He always dresses nice and neat.
-I know.

The guys look good in suits.

It's been a long time
since I haven't worn a wig on this show.

That's right.

-It's your real hair?
-Yes.

It grew a lot.

I'm not just saying this.
Jin-kyung really is a fashionista.

Yes, she was a model,

but she's so stylish.

I know.

You look good too.

-Really?
-Looks like you got remarried.

-Really? Wait, what?
-Yes, you look like a groom.

-Doesn't it seem weird to dress like this?
-I know.

That thing up there
is making me really uncomfortable.

Let's take this down.

-Come on. God of Talk?
-What's this?

It's too much pressure.

It's the toughest when you
start off with something like this.

It's the ideal vibe.

We do need something like this.

You see, we have been

making people laugh
using slapstick instead of our words.

I think we should use this opportunity
to reevaluate ourselves.

But while you were busy talking,

our main writer let out a huge yawn.

It's okay.

A BIT EARLIER

BECAUSE SHE CAME TO WORK AT 5 AM

-It's boring.
-Don't concern yourselves with that.

Even if someone yawns at what I say…

THE SOUND OF VIEWERS YAWNING

We prepared today's theme

to be dignified so that

it befits your classy dress code today.

An ability that an entertainer must have
is the ability to talk well.

Yes.

We are going to take the time

to find out who is the God of Talk
by doing a thorough examination.

-Then, please take a seat.
-Okay.

We call it "fun stories."

Yes, fun stories.

Let's open up the floor
to some fun stories.

By the way, there will be
an award for today as well.

Since we're choosing the God of Talk,

we have a total of three rounds prepared.

In the first round, you will
have a small Talk Box

where we hear your stories,

and afterwards, the staff will vote.

So the first award

will be the God of Talk
chosen by the staff members.

Let me ask you something.

"Don't look up. Look for an opening."
You think you're so great?

ROUND 2
MEMBERS CHOOSE THE GOD OF INTERVIEW

What Jin-kyung says
may not resonate with you.

It does.

-It does? Then, I apologize.
-Then, she's right.

ROUND 3
VIEWERS CHOOSE THE GOD OF TALK

We will have a total of three awards.

Of course, there will be a huge reward
at the end of today's filming.

Let's think of it lightly.
It's among ourselves.

It's too exhausting
to think of a funny story.

-Yeah.
-Just share a recent story

-that's ridiculous.
-Let's talk about how we've been.

This was a while ago.

It was a bit painful for me.

-Something painful?
-Yes, painful.

I wasn't so well-known
during my early days of modeling.

There was a meet-and-greet with fans
organized by my agency.

Yes, of course.

But since there were such different levels
of fame among all the models,

they changed it
so that we all sat in a row.

So everyone can meet the fans equally.

Yes, so they can
get autographs from everyone.

Someone came to me,
so I asked them their name.

When I asked their name
after writing "To," they said,

"And what is your name?"

LAUGHING OUT LOUD

-Hang on.
-Gosh. You know what?

Hang on.
I think I've heard this story before.

-This guy is scary.
-Why?

Didn't I tell you this story
about Nam Chang-hee?

You're right.

How did you spin it like that?

-How did he do that?
-Good job.

-Is this really Nam Chang-hee's story?
-Yeah,

it's Nam Chang-hee's story. So what?

-You can use it.
-Why?

"And what is your name?" That's too funny.

Do you have any?

Well,

mine isn't a funny story.

It's kind of scary.

-Is that okay?
-Nice.

Yes.

-Is it really okay?
-Yes.

This really happened.

I was in my studio by myself
a few days ago.

There are a few rooms there.

I had the door closed
and wore my headphones

while I was recording for hours.

After that, my ears got kind of deafened.

Right then, from outside my room…

WOO-YOUNG HEARD A STRANGE SOUND

I heard a sound like that.

-Oh.
-Yes.

But when you go out of the room,
there's a hallway

and then another door.

But it seemed like the sound
came from the hall, not outside.

That's scary.

-Like they were right outside the door.
-Right outside?

No.

I thought that I was feeling very groggy,

so I tried to compose myself.

-In the studio--
-Were you there by yourself?

-Yes, I was.
-That must've been so scary.

The thing is, the songwriter

whom I am close to

and Min-jun have always said
they saw a ghost at our studio.

EVERYONE SAW THE GHOST

-You see ghosts in studios.
-It looked like

-just white, like this.
-Don't tell me.

It looked just like white smoke.

They said it just passes by like this.

But I practically live there, you know?

It could really be smoke.

But

I have never felt it.

But I realized it was my turn.

How scary.

That's how I felt, but I was so scared.

THE STRANGE SOUND WOULDN'T STOP

-It wasn't a man's or woman's voice.
-Oh, my.

So I thought,

"If I don't open the door,
it won't get resolved."

-You have to see for yourself.
-Yes, you do.

-I opened the door and said, "Who is it?"
-Okay.

-And went out.
-Yes.

WHAT WAS THE SOURCE OF THAT STRANGE SOUND?

Lee Jung-jae was on TV saying,

"Freeze!"

He was saying, "Freeze!"

HE WAS EARNESTLY LISTENING

-Darn it.
-Someone left it on?

It was Squid Game.

DARN… GIVE ME BACK
MY 1 MINUTE AND 30 SECONDS

I'm going to kill you.

I was already nervous
when he started making those noises.

-From what point was it made up?
-You got nervous?

He could have another story.

This is really scary.

Do you want a scary story
that isn't funny at all?

-Yes, go ahead.
-I can't believe anything they say.

Hey, this one's for real.

This was when I was living
with my sister in an apartment in Mapo.

One morning,

my sister got up

and said, "Sook,

there's a male ghost here."

-Gosh.
-That's what she told me.

She said she saw him.

He was very tall.

-In your place?
-In our place.

She said it passed by.

How can you live there?

I got so scared when she told me that.

This happened one day
when I got home after filming.

We filmed outdoors that day,

so I came home late in the night.

I was so tired, you see.

-You can't even wash up on days like that.
-Right.

I just carried my bag like this,

went straight to my bed,

and fell asleep.

You could get night terrors that way.

While I was asleep…

WHILE YOU WERE ASLEEP?

…I felt this cold chill.

So I pulled the blanket over me
as I slept.

But something felt strange. When I looked,

the blanket was gone.

THE BLANKET DISAPPEARED

When I looked next to me, it was there.

So I pulled it over me again.

Right then, someone next to me

pulled the blanket off of me

and said, "Don't hog it."

"Don't hog it."

-Oh, my gosh.
-Sook.

-Stop lying.
-It really happened.

-It got pulled off while I was like this.
-I got chills.

Then, he said, "Don't hog it."

So I got straight up, picked up my bag,

and left like this.

I was so tired.

I was so tired, but I picked up my bag

-and left.
-That was awesome.

The next day, we put our place up for sale

and moved out. That was in Mapo.

Gosh, this one was scary.

Did you really hear him say that?

I heard it right by my ear.

He said that
and the blanket got pulled off.

Someone I know

can really see ghosts.

He can really see ghosts.

Since he's in Korea, he sees ghosts here.

So if someone asks him,
"What are the ghosts wearing?"

They are mostly people
who died a long time ago,

so he usually sees them wearing hanbok.

-That's right.
-And on some days,

he'd see someone wearing
a military uniform.

But then, he went to the United States
for the first time.

Since he sees ghosts in Korea,

he wondered if he'll see them
in the States.

Sure enough, someone approached the door

and opened it while he was sleeping.

He felt the door open
and someone coming in.

When he looked over,

it was a Caucasian ghost.

A Caucasian male. But you see,

he was wearing Levi's jeans.

Oh, is it different in every country?

-Hang on.
-A cowboy started walking in.

And he knew it was a ghost.

-He was wearing the vintage 501 bootcut.
-Wow.

HOW PREPOSTEROUS

Bootcut.

Shouldn't we change the subject
from scary stories?

-Why did we start sharing scary stories?
-Have you

experienced anything while filming?

Any absurd experiences?

I had a shoot in Thailand a while ago.

It was when I was a reporter.

I had to meet a bear and do something.

-A huge bear.
-Okay.

-It's already funny.
-When I got there,

they said I had to
open the cage and feed it meat.

When I asked
how I was supposed to do that,

they said these bears were
raised by humans

-from when they were cubs.
-Raised by people.

You can't trust that.

They said nothing has ever happened

-with people.
-I'm already getting a bad feeling.

-They said all the tourists that visited…
-I'm getting a bad feeling.

…have fed the bear meat.

When I held out the meat like this,

the bear approached me.

Then, it took the meat and ate it

as if it were thanking me.

-Like a person?
-Yes.

-Nothing happened.
-Okay.

I was wondering if I did okay

-when the trainer came over.
-Yes.

He had huge claw marks across his face.

LAUGHING OUT LOUD

It was this big!

He said, "No problem."

-From what point?
-Sometimes he hits you…

-From when?
-…when he's mad.

But besides that, he's okay.

Tell me, from what point?

-What?
-Your exaggeration.

It's from the beginning.

Why does my exaggeration matter?

-Why does it matter?
-As long as

-we all laughed, it's okay.
-He had these

huge claw marks and his shirt was torn up.

That was hilarious.

-Oh, my god!
-Oh, my god.

That was so funny.

What a relief.

I feel so at ease now.

Wasn't the Levi's story good?

Levi's and…

LEVI'S AND THE BEAR CLAW MARKS

-Listen--
-They were all made up.

It was all made up.

It was funny. Wasn't it hilarious?

Wasn't it funny?

Are there any more?

The thing is,
the funniest stories we can share

are stories related to our bowel movement
or some sort of urgent situation.

Is there anything like that?

You see,

don't we all have a public image?

I have a short one.

I was out and about
with an acquaintance of mine.

He was a very well-mannered person.

He asked if there was a bathroom nearby,

so I told him that there were none.

But he said, "Anywhere would be fine."

So we found a gas station restroom

and wondered if he'd be okay with it,

but he went like this.

Then, he casually came out.

-Super casual.
-Okay.

When I asked if it went well,
he said, "Yes, let's get going."

But I kid you not,

the socks he was wearing

were gone.

…were gone.

He was wearing dress shoes.

He sat like this
and he definitely had socks on.

I'm serious! He definitely had socks on.

-He definitely used them.
-Come on.

Absolutely sure?

This is always in his repertoire.

-It's one of the 20 stories he has.
-I'm serious!

Even his expression was cool. You see,

he wasn't embarrassed at all.

It was as if he said, "Come at me."

Let's get going.

His expression was silently telling me

to not ask him about anything.

That was hilarious.

That was the best.

Why don't you share five more stories?

LAUGHING OUT LOUD

-Our stories are--
-One last one.

-So funny.
-I couldn't meet this person yet,

so I wasn't able to apologize to them.

There is someone I'd like to apologize to.

When I am out and about,
there are people who recognize me now.

When someone says, "Hey, Mr. Cho Sae-ho."
I'd say hello back.

Unless it's a very unique situation,
I would take pictures with them too.

We were filming
You Quiz on the Block one day.

We were supposed to
film in the Yangjae-dong area,

so I left home when…

my stomach started aching.

But if I went in my own toilet,

-I'd be late.
-You'd be late.

Let's say we were
supposed to meet at 7:20.

I would have arrived
at around 7:30 or 7:35.

-Can't do that.
-I don't like that.

I thought, "I'll get there early instead

and ask to use the bathroom
as my stomach hurts."

They'd understand
if I'd say hello first and go.

They'd think I came on time
but had to go as my stomach hurt.

So I said, "Sung-ho, let's go."

But then, it was as if

someone was grabbing hold of my stomach.

You can't hold that.

It was like someone was
punching my stomach as if to challenge me.

A professor who came on You Quiz
once told us that

if we are really about to go,
we can use our heel

to press right here.

-Plug it?
-Plug it?

-Plug it?
-When you do that…

If you plug it,
it can get resolved somewhat.

So since I was sitting in the back,
I got on the back seat

with my seat belt on

and rode the car like this.

-I see.
-"Sung-ho, step on it."

Despite doing that,
it didn't work after a while.

-Oh, no.
-It didn't work.

-I was…
-You've reached your limit.

I was…

I was getting so desperate.

-I said, "Hey."
-Okay.

"Stop the car!"

"Stop the car anywhere and let me out!"

The place he dropped me off
was by a building in Yangjae-dong.

And there was a bus stop in front of it.

Since it was morning rush hour,

-there were people in front of the stop.
-Right.

While I was passing by,
a man grabbed me like this.

He said, "Mr. Cho Sae-ho." But I couldn't…

BUT TO SAE-HO,
EVERY SINGLE SECOND MATTERED

I felt bad about doing this,

but I slapped his hand…

GET OUT OF MY WAY

LAUGHING OUT LOUD

…and went.

How shocked…

-You had no choice.
-…he must have been that morning.

-Right?
-Go and get Sung-ho.

It's for real.

I want to know if it really happened.

He must've been so shocked.
He was just happy to see me.

Celebrity Cho Sae-ho did that.

I'm truly sorry.

-That's so funny.
-How many toilet stories

-do you have?
-So funny.

I'm truly sorry about that morning.

I didn't mean to do that,

but if I greeted you that morning,

I would've offended you even more.

-I'm sorry I slapped you before I knew it.
-He's so awesome.

We should just call this episode

-"The Cho Sae-ho Special."
-For real.

Cho Sae-ho's Talk Box.

We should all support Sae-ho.

These are like Mandeuk Series
or Choi Bul-am Series from ages ago.

I wish we can make these
the Cho Sae-ho Series.

Do it.

All right. Then,

-is our group chat open?
-Yes.

It's a landslide win.

Come on.
Let's just give it to Sae-ho already.

The voting ended.

-With approximately 98 percent…
-Gosh.

-…of the votes.
-Of course it should be Sae-ho.

GRINNING

Congratulations, Mr. Cho Sae-ho.

CONGRATULATIONS, MR. CHO SAE-HO

UNSURPRISINGLY, THE WINNER
OF ROUND 1'S TALK BOX IS CHO SAE-HO

-Congratulations.
-Congratulations.

-My latte.
-Can we drink while we shoot?

Is it 70 cups?

WOO-YOUNG'S PENALTY
70 CUPS OF COFFEE ARRIVED

THE CAST AND STAFF ALL ENJOYED THE DRINKS

All right, if you look over there,
you will see a banner.

BANNER?

"High-class Celebrity Club?"

-Celebrity club.
-Celebrity club?

Welcome.

This is High-class Celebrity Club.

Among the celebrities
who are active in Korea,

only the ones who meet
the special qualifications

can join this prestigious club.

There's a frame over there.

As you can see,

-the best MC of Korea…
-It's Jae-seok.

…Mr. Yu Jae-seok is
the first honorary member.

We've registered him without his consent.

For those who join, we'll provide
one health checkup per year,

holiday gifts,
and a 50th debut anniversary gift, etc.

These benefits will be provided for a fee.

You may support or sponsor the high-class

year-end awards ceremony and other events.

There are a lot of things.

Yes, this is a nice place.

-It's so nice.
-As I said, not just anyone can join.

There are some qualifications.

Can you read the qualifications,
Woo-young?

-Yes, of course. You prepared a lot.
-Yes.

I'll read it.

"Qualifications
for the High-class Celebrity Club.

One, must be an entertainer
for over 10 years."

1. MUST BE AN ENTERTAINER
FOR OVER 10 YEARS

"Four, must have
overcome hardships by oneself."

-I overcame a lot by myself.
-Well,

I can relate to that.

"Five, must excel in
quick thinking and creativity."

AGREED

It depends,

-but the fact that we're on TV…
-Yes.

Lastly.
"Seven, must be a role model for others."

-This one's kind of tough.
-This one's tough.

I can be a fashion model,

but I can't be a role model.

He's right. Not anyone can join.

But I think we sufficiently qualify

in at least four or five
of the categories.

Yes.

We have judged that
you possess these qualities,

so we would like to give you a chance

to join the High-class Celebrity Club.

In a little while,
you are going to be interviewed.

We aren't already members?

You have to apply now.

I SEE

As the God of Talk,

even in a tense situation like interviews,

you must use your conversational skills
to win the heart

of the person who is
putting pressure on you.

The interviewer
who will conduct your interviews later

for the High-class Celebrity Club

will be yourselves.

So we interview each other.

Look in front of you.

There's a document for each of you.

It's a self-introduction.

THE SELF-INTRODUCTION IS
DIVIDED INTO FIVE CATEGORIES

Then, I'll give you about 15 minutes.

When did I start the company?

2005.

EVERYONE STARTS WRITING
THEIR SELF-INTRODUCTION

I've never written something like this.

THE MEMBERS ARE WRITING
MORE SERIOUSLY THAN EXPECTED

I'm done writing.

Me too.

JIN-KYUNG, WOO-YOUNG FINISH FIRST

-I have one more to write.
-Okay.

I didn't think Woo-jae
would write so much.

Aren't you getting paid?

SNORTS

Am I the only one getting paid?

I think this should be good enough.

You wrote a lot.

My gosh. What's all this?

I wrote everything,

but I wrote one too haphazardly.

EVERYONE IS DONE WRITING
INCLUDING THE LAST PERSON WOO-JAE

All right. Let's conduct the interviews.

When the interview is over,

you must fill out the score on the spot.

We'll decide each individual's final score

based on the average scores
from the interviewers.

INTERVIEW ORDER: SOOK, JIN-KYUNG,
WOO-YOUNG, WOO-JAE, SAE-HO

Please line up for the interview.

-Okay.
-Yes.

INTERVIEW NUMBER 1
KIM SOOK

THE INTERVIEW ROOM FEELS CLASSY
JUST LIKE ITS NAME

-Nice to meet you.
-Hello.

-Hello.
-Yes.

Hello.

THE FIRST INTERVIEWEE KIM SOOK
SEEMS NERVOUS

THEY THOROUGHLY REVIEW HER RESUME

First of all, welcome.

Yes.

Ms. Kim Sook.

Yes, nice to meet you.

You were born in 1975.

Yes.

How does it feel to be 50 years old?

Hang on a minute.

-What's wrong?
-How could you ask a question like that?

What?

We're all interviewers here.
You went too far.

You're a funny guy.

I just thought you were mature.

I'm enjoying it more than I expected.

When I turned 50,

I thought I would think I was old.

But I feel younger than I expected.

Oh, very nice.

Actually, if we're going to be precise,
you're 51 years old.

Come on. Listen.

Why are you all being like this?

Do you have children?

BAFFLED

I ought to hit you.

That jerk.

We don't know.

All right. I don't have any children.

Since you're here,

let me ask you a few things.

We read about how you grew up.

Yes. You were born in Busan
as the youngest child.

It says you were in charge of being cute.

Can you show us how you acted cute?

I always sat on my father's lap.

You sat on his lap?

I sat there like it was the seat of honor.

I would eat when someone fed me.

-You were loved very much.
-Yes.

Is "spoiled" the word

-we could use?
-Yes, that's right.

Can you show us how you laughed back then?

-Back then?
-Yes.

LAUGHING OUT LOUD

LAUGHING OUT LOUD

How cute.

SATISFIED

Your dimples are really deep.

Yes, they were even deeper back then.

Can you laugh one more time?

-It even lifts our spirits.
-Yes.

TIP FOR INTERVIEWS
HIGHLIGHT YOUR STRENGTHS

Let me give you the question
for all interviewees.

Mr. Cho Sae-ho is newly married.

Yes.

When he has a child
after planning to have one,

-can you give a name for his child?
-Nice.

Very nice.

-Their last name should be Cho.
-Sure.

I don't mind at all.

This is a variety show.

-Yes.
-You can give them a funny name.

THINKING CAREFULLY

Since we say "Peekaboo"
when someone is cute,

how about

KKa?

Cho Kka?

CHO…

SMIRKING

Not bad.

-Since it comes from peekaboo.
-Yes.

It's the Kka from peekaboo.

-What is wrong with her?
-It's from peekaboo.

Uncles and aunts can call them Cho Kka--

That was funny.

I personally think that was funny.

Then, what if I have a cute daughter?

-If you have a daughter?
-Yes.

Gosh. Well, there is a cute name.

What is it?

It's okay. Yes.

What about an English name?

-Oh, okay.
-English?

LOOKING FORWARD TO IT

Was it Hawaii that says

"Ola"?

-Ola is pretty.
-Ola.

-Cho Ola.
-Oh, Cho Ola.

Cho Ol…

-Ola!
-Not bad.

-Yes.
-Cho Ola.

It's okay. It's okay.

We need things like quick thinking.

I think the name Ola is cute.

-Got it.
-Thank you.

Thanks. We got enough.

-Thank you for your time.
-No problem.

Thank you for your time.

WHAT DID THEY THINK
OF KIM SOOK'S INTERVIEW?

-Show us your score at the count of three.
-Yes.

One, two, three.

Show us.

Six points, 7.5 points.

10 points.

-Nine points.
-I gave her nine.

My personal feelings
were included in my scoring.

She is my role model
in this entertainment world

and like an older sister,
so I had to give her a perfect score.

-Yes, thank you.
-Since she's your senior?

Did you give me one point
but quickly changed it?

No.

You left a strong impression,

and the reason why I couldn't give you
one extra point

was because you look quite different

from the photo you submitted.

So I had to…

From this photo,
I thought you were Ms. Oh Eun-young.

-At a glance, you really do look like her.
-Yes.

-You lost one point in this regard.
-Okay.

Okay. Thank you very much.

Thank you for your time.

Thank you.

INTERVIEW NUMBER 2
HONG JIN-KYUNG

-Let's begin.
-Okay.

AS EXPECTED,
THE INTERVIEW STARTS SOLEMNLY

-Hello.
-Nice to meet you.

First of all, it seems like
you have appeared on many shows.

Are you going to go on Single's Inferno?

-On Single's Inferno? Me?
-Yes.

You have to appear on
many shows in the future.

Did you have these big plans
when you joined that show from season one?

You have to fill your filmography.

I respect that.

-Jin-kyung, now--
-I am

okay with it as long as
the producers there are okay with it.

THIS INTERVIEWEE IS READY
TO EMBRACE HER 2ND YOUTH

Shouldn't you go on EXchange now

rather than Single's Inferno?

-Does my ex-husband have to be on it too?
-Yes.

-Both of you should.
-I don't know about that.

I'm interested but…

You have to discuss it with him, right?

-I'd like to ask you about your childhood.
-Yes.

You said you had to endure
verbal and physical abuse.

It seems like you had
a very tough time at school.

This is the first time
I'm talking about it on TV.

After I debuted,

the person that cared for me

was, to be honest,

very abusive physically and verbally.

Those things left me traumatized.

After overcoming that person
who gave me a hard time in my youth,

it's easy for me to deal with
whoever I meet.

So I'd like to ask you
a follow-up question.

Can you recommend
something for dinner today?

-Nice. A great question.
-Yes.

How are those related?

Excluding kimchi and dumplings.

I typically don't eat dinner.

-I see.
-It became a habit of mine.

-So I--
-Sorry, our dinner.

Recommend a dinner menu for us.

Can't you eat what you want?

You seem to lack comprehension.

Yes. Well, no.

TIRED

Then, let me ask you this. Right now,

-you run a kimchi business, right?
-Yes.

I'd also like to personally thank you

for the kimchi and dumplings you sent
on my birthday.

CHARACTER +1

You're such a kindhearted person.

Will you send them every year?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?

-Just making sure.
-Do I owe you something?

I can buy it myself,

but she insisted that I don't buy it.

That's because Sae-ho is
like family to me.

Who would accept money from family?

-Forever.
-I have a question.

As long as I run this business.

Thank you.

-Jin-kyung.
-Yes?

Do you have the same amount of affection
for all of the Screwballs members?

I do not.

Then, don't say who it is,

but can you score the four members
with 10 points being the highest?

HOW MANY POINTS ARE THE MEMBERS
IN JIN-KYUNG'S HEART?

HMM

Ten points.

Hang on. You said 10 points
while you were looking at Sook.

We'll all know at this rate.

Ten points, ten points.

-Ten points, ten points.
-Yes.

THEY ALREADY KNOW WHO THEY ARE

-Third place?
-Eight points.

Eight points.

OH

AND…

-Four points.
-Please leave.

SULKING

Four points.

Jin-kyung, please leave.

Ten points, ten points,
eight points, four points.

She's an honest person.
It says so in the back.

That felt great.

I only gave him four points

because it went up a lot recently.

It felt like you were
being generous with those four points.

He used to be two points.

You're pretty honest
about how you differentiate people.

Along with your honesty,
let me ask you a sensitive question.

It says you were born
on December 23rd, 1977.

Yes.

Was it your choice to be born?

DUMBFOUNDED

ANSWER ME ALREADY

What the heck was that?

What does that mean?

You went down to six points.

The points went down.

It was a very important question for me.

Was it your choice or someone else's?

Stop it.

Later on, what would you like to write

on your gravestone?

But it has to be one line.

What would you write?

I would

not write what I want to say,

but someone clearly came to

-see my gravestone, right?
-Yes.

I would like to write something
for that person.

What would you like to write?

"Live for yourself. Be happy."

TOUCHING

Then, shouldn't you be more polite?
You don't know who'll come.

"Please live for yourself."
Something like that.

Okay. I'll stick with two points.

You keep losing points.

Two points are just right for him.

I can feel your kind heart.

You want to leave something
for the person who came to see you.

-Live for yourself.
-Live for yourself.

-Be happy.
-Be happy.

THE 2ND INTERVIEWEE
SHOWED SINCERITY IN THE END

It was so touching in the end.

-In various ways.
-Yes.

-That was it.
-Thank you.

We have to score you.

Yes, that's right.

Oh, her score.

TIME TO SCORE HER

HOW DID THE INTERVIEWERS FEEL ABOUT HER?

You may reveal your score
at the count of three.

One, two, three.

Gosh.

I see the point.

-I gave her 1.9.
-Hey!

-Why you…
-Because she gave me two points…

Well, to be honest,

I wanted to score her lower than that.

But one point seemed too low.

I promised you endless kimchi,
but you gave me four points?

-I…
-Four points?

-I have a reason.
-What is it?

Because I love you as a sister,

I gave you four points.

-The four letter word.
-I couldn't express it any other way.

-I love you.
-Doesn't the number four mean death?

No. It means "I love you."

Love. That's why it's four.

Woo-young, what happened?

Why did you give her five points?

The reason why I did this

is because you showed yourself
to be well-balanced

and exemplary in your interview.

You are no more or no less than that.

LAUGHING

You're just five points.

And I didn't get to hear the answer

to what I really wanted to know.
Did you choose to be born?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?

I really want to know.

I really want to know.

You didn't even recommend a menu.

-You didn't do anything I asked.
-He's right.

He's right.

Yeah, you get five points.

I'm upset with you.

I gave her 10 points.

I was touched by what you said at the end.

I almost cried.

-Ms. Hong, you got a total of 20.9 points.
-Yes.

I hope you can live for yourself as well,
Jin-kyung.

-For real.
-Thank you.

Live for yourself. Be happy.

RESPECT

-I'm getting emotional.
-Yes.

Hello.

-Hello, Mr. Jang Woo-young.
-Nice to meet you.

-Hello.
-Have a seat.

Hello.

Where is his resume?

LET'S SEE

Mr. Jang Woo-young.

NERVOUS

THE INTERVIEWERS CAREFULLY
GO THROUGH HIS PAPERS

Hello--

Nice reaction time.

Hello--

Nice reaction time. Very nice.

TAKE THAT!

-He caught it.
-Hello.

Very nice.

HE'S NERVOUS BUT SEEMS TO BE ENERGETIC

-Mr. Jang Woo-young.
-Yes.

Why do you have
so many women's clothes at home?

Oh!

Let me ask you point-blank.

-How old is your girlfriend?
-Okay.

Why so many women's clothes?

How old is your girlfriend?

-What's going on?
-What?

You have someone. How old is she?

What? What?

Is she older or younger?

-Why aren't you wearing your promise ring?
-Say something.

-You always wear it. Why haven't you?
-What?

When was your last kiss?

Yeah?

Since you're here,
we put some pressure on you.

Can you

introduce yourself in a rap.

Along with a dance.

IT SUDDENLY FEELS LIKE "SHOW ME THE MONEY"

Aren't you going to do it?

-Yes, I will.
-Okay.

-I'll give it a shot.
-Okay.

My name is

My name is

Your name is

Different

-Nice.
-Different names. Okay.

WHAT DO I SAY NEXT?

How predictable.

PREDICTABLE?

But

The way you feel
The way I feel

Are alike

-Nice rhyming.
-Nice.

We are

High-class

Celebrity Club

INTERVIEWEE 3 PRESENTED
A HIGH-CLASS RAP

Can you express that in dance?

Okay. He seems very flustered.

-So how old is your girlfriend?
-What?

-How old is she?
-When was your last kiss?

-Will you marry her?
-Is she older or younger?

-Singer or actress?
-Why are you seeing her?

Okay. This is High-class Celebrity Club.

How will you dance at a club?

HOW WILL YOU DANCE AT A CLUB?

If you're at a club.

Your club dance.

Give me a genre you'd like to see.

Well…

-I'd like girly hip-hop.
-Girly hip-hop?

Girly hip-hop.

-Oh.
-Hey.

Is this girly hip-hop?

Is this the same girly hip-hop
that I know?

Oh, my gosh.

How about popping? Can you pop?

POPPING? GOT IT

Can you cha-cha?

CHA CHA CHA

Okay, please sit down.

You said you could do any dance.

DISAPPOINTED IN HIS DANCE SKILLS

You're known for being frugal.

-You haven't changed your car in 10 years.
-Yes, that's right.

It's a car you've had for a long time.

How many women rode in that car?

How many women have you gone through?

-How many times?
-All right.

How many were there?

-Tell us their names and ages.
-How long was the longest relationship?

What?

Tell us right now.

Is there anything they left behind?

Mr. Jang, you seem very…

-What?
-At this moment…

-How many have been in your car?
-What?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

You seem to be bad
at thinking on your feet.

We're not asking you to really tell us.

We thought you could
respond in a clever and witty way.

-You aren't answering at all.
-Exactly.

-You just keep saying "What?"
-Yes.

CAN'T HIDE THEIR DISAPPOINTMENT

When did you debut?

I debuted in 2008.

The year 2008.

Then, this year would be…

Subtract from 25…

CALCULATING

What?

What?

-You've been active for 17 years.
-Yes.

Active for 17 years.

-Your car is--
-Did you just subtract 8 from 25?

-Yes.
-That was fast math.

-Then, let's briefly try out some basics.
-Okay.

Look at the mirror

and say something
you want to say to yourself.

Call yourself first.

WHAT I WANT TO SAY
TO MYSELF IN THE MIRROR

WHO HAS BEEN WORKING HARD FOR 17 YEARS

Woo-young.

What?

What?

Yeah? What?

THAT PSYCHO

-He's getting negative 20 points.
-Okay.

-Hang on.
-Please take this.

And go back to your seat.

-What I just handed you is a time machine.
-Okay.

Where would you like to go
in that time machine?

With this time machine,
I'd like to go back

to the time I first met

the four of you before me.

-Nice.
-Why?

I wasn't quite happy
with how things went back then.

I think I didn't leave
such a good impression on you.

Yes, you're right.

So I'd like to rewrite that moment.

Why don't you come in again as if
you are meeting us for the first time?

You were wearing a Matrix outfit.

LET'S GO BACK TO THE START!

We'll think of it as meeting you
for the first time too.

ONE SUMMER DAY IN 2022

Who's the next member?

-Who is it?
-Who could it be?

How have you been?

-Hey, hello.
-Who's that?

Isn't that Woo-young of 2PM?

-Nice to meet you.
-Yeah?

SAME THING ON REPEAT FOR THE 3RD TIME

Yeah?

Is that your concept right now?

He's taking the easy route today.

Are you nervous?

PLEASE STOP

You seem to be struggling with this.

In the future, when you have
a child of your own,

what would you like to name them?

-You're a Jang.
-It's Jang.

-My child's name?
-Yes, your child's name.

I would…

-If it's a son…
-Yes.

…I'd like to name him after me,
Jang Woo-young.

-What?
-Really?

Oh, I see.

His answer doesn't show
any quick thinking at all.

Has anyone actually done that?

So I'd like to be the one to start it.

What if your wife objects?

I'll divorce her.

I'LL DIVORCE HER

That's a simple solution.

Then, let me ask you
about your daily life.

Your studio seemed unnecessarily big.

Are you really making music there?

Are you doing something else?

What?

-Aren't you doing something else?
-What?

Listen, Mr. Jang Woo-young.

You should get out!

THIS IS AN INTERVIEW!

What on earth?

What are you doing?

Let's just score him.

I want to be with the four of you.

I'd like to join this club.

Yeah?

Can you hear me? Yeah?

All right.

Can you hear me?

We can hear you.

HOW WILL WOO-YOUNG BE SCORED
AFTER TORMENTING THEM?

One, two, three.

REVEALING HIS SCORE

WHAT?

-What?
-What is it?

Ten points?

I will give him one point.

Wow.

You get one point for your dance.

You didn't do anything else.

My score is in this, actually.

What is it?

I give him 10 points.

What?

-Why?
-Because it was something fresh.

I knew it.

Do we need anything else?

Joo Woo-jae is hot these days.

How many points?

-I gave him 1.1.
-1.1.

And what's your score, Jin-kyung?

-Even a point is too generous for him.
-Yes.

It's for old time's sake.

He got 13.1 points.

-Come back here.
-Come back here.

Or just get out.

-Don't come back.
-Yes, just leave.

-What?
-Gosh, darn it.

INTERVIEW NUMBER 4
JOO WOO-JAE

It's me.

RESUME
NAME: JOO WOO-JAE

Hello there.

-Please accept my bow, dear interviewers.
-Why?

-Thank you.
-Very nice.

STARTS OFF WITH BOWING DEEPLY

You're well-mannered.

Geez. I already dislike you
because of that deep bow.

Honorable Interviewers.

-Yes.
-I've come to try out the interview.

I'll do my best to
give you witty and sincere answers,

handsome and beautiful interviewers.

Let's dive in.

This may seem a bit of a sensitive topic,

but let me ask you a question.

Well, you see here

-a red and blue helmet.
-Okay.

Which color would you use?

WHICH COLOR WOULD YOU USE?

Well, you see,

it's just life, right?

These are just props.

They're props.

-Yes, pick one.
-Pick one of these two.

Pick one.

-Wow.
-Geez.

-You have to choose.
-This is it?

But, sir.

-I have discovered something.
-Yes?

-Why do you keep raising the red one?
-No.

I'll leave them right here.

-Wow.
-Which one?

-This is tough.
-Pick one.

-These are gears you use for tae kwon do.
-Right.

-Wow.
-Which one?

I have skin trouble,

so I can't use any gears.
I apologize, dear interviewers.

TRIES TO LET IT SLIDE

After I get treated and get accepted,
I'll wear it in front of you.

Sorry about my skin issue.

Is there anyone who can pick one?

Why can't you pick one?

-Woo-young, which one?
-Isn't yours already decided?

Isn't yours already decided?

HAVE YOU LOST IT?

Are you trying to destroy me, you jerk?

You know, I've been putting up with you.

-You psycho.
-What's wrong?

I'm going to kill you, you jerk.

-This is quite interesting.
-It's amusing.

-I'm going to kill you.
-But I…

-Hey! How dare you.
-This is so entertaining.

You're really testing me, you jerk.

I'll kill you.

-This is so amusing.
-All right.

-Your specialty is doing impressions?
-Yes.

-Let's see.
-Can you do Lee Seung-hwan?

Do an impersonation
of Lee Seung-hwan's singing.

-Why did you do it?
-Very good.

How about Kim Min-jong?

Now

-Kim Jang-hoon?
-What?

Yeah

Kim Dong-ryul?

Cho Sae-ho?

THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ME?

All right.

-You're good.
-You're good.

We read about how you grew up.

"I did not grow up
confined to standardized thinking.

I grew up with music and movies."

-You wrote so eloquently.
-You're so good at this.

"I liked breaking the mold."

"Except for the law, I didn't like rules.
I like being unconventional."

Are you so great?

Yes, I am great.

Are you very great?

Because I am so great--

Did you write this to show off?

-No.
-You wrote about things like

"I think I can accept
everyone for who they are."

"I haven't gotten into fights."

-Is this…
-Yeah.

Shouldn't you hear me out after asking me?

You think you're so great?

Because I am so great, I applied to

this High-class Celebrity Club.

-What about us? Are we bad?
-Shouldn't you be great to join?

No, all of you here are great.

-Why? Because you've joined this club.
-Look,

in your skills that set you apart
from others, you wrote,

"I am not that smart.

But thankfully, the others beside me
keep the bar pretty low."

How many have you insulted just now?

Four people.

-You can count fast.
-Okay.

Let me ask you something.

-He counts fast.
-Your motto in life is

"Don't look up. Look for an opening."

That sounds cool.

Are you so great?

ARE YOU SO GREAT?

Are you? I'm just asking.

-Just admit it.
-I don't think that I am that great.

All right.

Is that all you want to hear?

"Don't look up. Look for an opening."
What does that mean?

I used to work as a model.

I didn't think I should
aim to be the best model.

-Okay.
-Be a colorful model.

-Got it.
-Oh.

Got it.

Let's move on. Everyone wrote about
how they overcame their hardships.

-May I briefly ask you a question?
-Sure.

-Mr. Cho Sae-ho.
-Yes?

I don't think you were
this passionate in the other interviews.

It's because of the way you wrote it.

Even the way you sit--

Just listen up!

In the part about writing
your experience of overcoming hardships,

everyone else wrote
their experiences of how tough it was.

"I think of them as an experience
rather than overcoming them."

-You think you're so great?
-What?

Are you so great?

He's just spewing out maxims.

-Whenever…
-Have you been to the hospital?

…I experienced hardships,

I didn't think of them as hardships.

I just thought of them as experiences.

It says to write an experience
of overcoming them!

It's because I never overcame them.

I experienced them,
so I have no experience.

Gosh, he has so much to say. Look at this.

Right here. Geez.

What's this? What the heck is this?

I have 1.32 million subscribers
and 1.37 followers.

You think you're so great?

Are you so great?

Fine, I only have 120,000.

HE MUST HAVE HIT A NERVE

This is how you are.

Engineering College, Hongik University.
Are you so great?

USING THE INTERVIEW
TO SAY WHAT HE WANTED TO SAY

Are you so great?

You know, these are things I accomplished.

-He's great and good at counting.
-You're bragging too much though.

You won the fashionista award.

-You think you're so great?
-What are we doing?

-My gosh.
-Goodness gracious.

You were in a movie called Can't Hide It?

Why didn't you hide it?

-Did you hide it?
-What's the point?

I don't have

the most beautiful wife like you, Mr. Cho.

That'll be all.

THE END OF SCOLDING

-That's it.
-Are you done now?

I really liked your answer.

I'm sorry. I get that this is
an interview under pressure,

but it was just pressure.

To be honest, you're pretty great, right?

You lived a pretty happy life, Woo-Jae.

And you've spent a long time
receiving the love from the public.

-Now, it is time for you to leave.
-Okay.

Perhaps that's 100 years down the road.

What would you like to write
on your gravestone?

WHAT WOULD I LIKE TO SAY ONLY GRAVESTONE?

Well, there is something I want to write.

What is it?

I want to use the blank space.

-Blank?
-Blank space?

-Yes, I'd like to use that space.
-Okay.

Well…

THE QUESTION MAKES HIM THINK DEEPLY

Jang Woo-young's girlfriend is "blank."

-That's funny.
-Good.

-Very good.
-That's how I'll leave it.

-Okay.
-Good.

You're getting a lot of points at the end.

-You were very funny towards the end.
-Yes.

His answer showed how much he thought

-of me.
-Will you use it?

-"Jang Woo-young's girlfriend is 'blank.'"
-Blank.

If I were to die first,
I hope Woo-young would

come visit me

and write in that space

with a permanent marker.

The answer?

-Write the answer?
-It's for his sake.

We really pressed Mr. Joo
more than others during his interview.

No, I didn't feel pressured at all.

I was thinking that
the interview was very relaxed.

-Excuse me.
-You see?

But if you're going to be this lax,

-don't do interviews.
-Fine.

Write a poem using your name, Joo Woo-jae.

-Joo.
-Okay.

I feel so pressured right now.

-Okay. Joo.
-This is the final one.

Hurry up. Joo.

People usually expect humor,
but it can be touching.

HE FACES A CRISIS AFTER SHOWING OFF

-You can pay us off.
-It would be better if it was funny too.

-A lot of points are at stake.
-Yes.

-Joo.
-Joo.

You acted so cocky,
but you can't say a thing.

When Joo Woo-jae dies.

-Woo.
-Woo.

Woo-young will come.

-Jae.
-Jae.

Please write your girlfriend's name.

HE KILLED IT

WHY IS HE PICKING ON ME UNTIL THE END?

-Good.
-Was it good?

-It was good.
-That'll be all.

Let's score him.

That was awesome.

Thank you.

I am so sick and tired of this.

The scores. One, two, three.

HIS INTERVIEW WENT FAVORABLY
WHAT IS HIS FINAL SCORE?

-Woo-jae.
-It's pretty high.

Eight points.

Seven points.

I only liked his acrostic poem.

-Only his poem was good.
-I really liked his poem.

You get three points.

-He got zero at first.
-Let's move on.

We attacked you pretty viciously,

but you were fine until the end.

Now that I have experienced it in person,
I can say that

interviews are really

all about brazenness and boldness.

REMEMBER BRAZENNESS AND BOLDNESS

-That's all you need.
-Any last words?

High-class Celebrity Class?

I don't give a crap.

EVEN INTERVIEWERS ARE
PASSERSBY ON THE STREET

Let's rescore him.

Has everyone gone?

Cho Sae-ho hasn't.

Sae-ho hasn't?

Let's do this, Sae-ho.

-Everybody.
-Let's do this!

Get ready. The battle is about to begin.

Just think of the first four
as never even having started.

I'm getting nervous.

Hurry up. Let's get moving.

INTERVIEW NUMBER 5
CHO SAE-HO

All right, Mr. Cho Sae-ho.

Come in.

Are you so great?

HE'S MUCH CALMER
THAN WHEN HE WAS AN INTERVIEWER

-Introduce yourself.
-Hello.

My name is Cho Sae-ho.

I didn't ask you.

Okay. Nice to meet you.

-All right.
-Okay.

-Is…
-Have a seat.

Yes, ma'am.

THE CHAIR SEEMS TO HAVE CHANGED

BUT HE SITS DOWN WITHOUT SAYING A WORD

Okay,

turn your head to the side you like.

PAYBACK TIME

I learned this when I was young.

I shouldn't turn my head
but look up to the sky,

so I will look up.

These are just props.

This interview…

-This interview…
-Yes.

You have a mission during the interview.

Before the interview ends
and you are scored,

you must eat all of this.

This is your mission
during this interview.

May I do the interview while eating?

Yes, you may.

I'm jealous.

That isn't a mission. It's a perk.

She's right.

-You don't have any drinks.
-Okay.

You must eat it all.

Are you married, Mr. Cho?

-Yes, I'm married.
-You're lying.

NOM NOM

What were the terms of your marriage?

On October 20th, 2024,

I got married.

Is your wife your first love, Mr. Cho?

My first love…

JUST LAUGH IT OFF

Answer the question.

-Is she your first love?
-She's my last love.

MY WIFE IS MY LAST LOVE

-Is she your first love?
-She's my last love.

Can you guarantee that?

Well…

SELF-IMPLODING

Things are going smoothly today.

Jin-kyung.

I will

protect it until the end.

Someone wanted to protect theirs too.

I'm determined…

-Pardon?
-Nothing.

I seem to have dug my own grave instead.

Why do your eyes look so sad?

My eyes aren't sad.
I briefly choked on the hamburger earlier.

-Want some water?
-I'm okay.

-Have some water.
-I'm okay.

-Let's change your chair. Stand up.
-Let's change it.

-Here you go.
-He's responding well

to these tough situations.

But he seems…

It's quite comfortable.

-You never complain.
-He's right.

I've never complained in life--

Despite that, you do have
complaints of your wife, don't you?

-I don't--
-Tell us one.

Is there anything you would like
your wife to improve a little?

-There can't be none.
-Well,

I wish my wife would
open up to me a little more.

If there's anything lacking,

-I wish she would tell me.
-Oh, I see.

-You don't want her to hold it in.
-No, I hope not.

This is an important question.

Could you please answer it?

-Yes.
-It'll reflect hugely in your score.

-Understood.
-Okay.

Please send a video letter
to your ex-girlfriend.

IN ANGUISH

You have to do this one.

If you're going to react so negatively,

why should we even interview you?

Can't you speak more easily
because you don't have feelings for her?

-It's strange that you're hesitant.
-Despite that, I am…

Then, Ms. Hong,

why don't you send a video letter

to your ex-husband first?

-Nice.
-You should show him how it's done.

-The interviewees can follow.
-She's on good terms with him.

-I know.
-You don't have to mess with her.

Our interviewer should
show him how it's not a big deal

so that he can be shown an example.

I'll be honest, oppa.

OPPA…

I'll be honest, oppa.

I think there will be
so many articles about this.

You think about your articles
but not mine?

How does that make sense?

How does that make any sense?

You worry about your article.

-He's a newlywed too.
-What about me?

I've only been married a year.

That's what that place is about.

-Did you forget how you treated me?
-Okay.

I hope everyone in the world is happy.

To be honest,

I've been in touch with him
yesterday and today.

We are so close.

Actually, La-el, her dad, and I,
the three of us,

went to a mul naengmyeon place.

The three of us went there
and really enjoyed the food.

The three of us were eating like that,

but others seemed more bothered by it.

-The onlookers?
-Yes.

-They looked very uncomfortable.
-That's how comfortable you were.

We really do get delicious food together.

-You have a healthy relationship.
-Yes.

I'm thankful for that
and I'm rooting for him.

She is leaving a letter for him.

La-el's dad is someone I really like.

If something like that happens to me,
I'll do a similar video letter too.

I was the only one
who sent a video letter.

THANKS FOR THAT
AND WE'LL JOIN YOU NEXT TIME

-Here's the real last question.
-Okay.

Seriously,

when can we meet Cho Sae-ho Junior?

You see,

I'm dying to give them some allowance.

They'll be so cute.

Actually,

this is a little bit
of a delicate subject.

Right now, I enjoy
the time I spend with my wife

-so much.
-You're so happy.

-It may sound selfish.
-You haven't thought of it.

It's true that I don't want
the child to take that time away.

-The present is so precious.
-Yes,

she'll have to devote her time.

The job as a mom is
such a tough job, right?

-Of course.
-She'll spend a long time with that child.

I sometimes wonder if I can do my best

to be with her throughout those times.

She'll definitely be a good mom,

but I'm not sure if I can be a good dad.

So when I can
truly dedicate myself to my child,

I think I can plan to have one.

HE WANTS TO BE A DEDICATED DAD

Thanks for your honest answer.

You've answered the questions
more earnestly than I expected.

-Yes, I did.
-I was very touched by it.

INTERVIEWER CHO SAE-HO

APPLICANT CHO SAE-HO

ON THE VERGE OF A SPLIT PERSONALITY

IT IS IMPORTANT WHERE ONE SITS

Please reveal his score.

One, two, three.

-Gosh, it was…
-Oh.

-What? One point?
-Wait.

Since you're number one husband material.

IT MEANS HE'S NO. 1 HUSBAND MATERIAL

THANK YOU

My score is close to a perfect score.

-I'm like Sook.
-You gave him a perfect score.

I couldn't hide
my personal feelings for him.

Thank you.

What's this? Is it five points?

Since his name is Cho Sae-ho,
I tried to include that.

I SEE

-I like the number five too.
-How creative.

-That was creative.
-I added the strokes to five to make "Ho."

You're number one.

Thank you.

HIGH-CLASS CELEBRITY CLUB

Let me announce the final results.

In the Talk Box
we briefly conducted earlier,

the staff chose the God of Talk.

In this round, the members
chose the God of Talk.

First place.

This person got
an average score of 8.125 points.

Congratulations, Sook.

Me?

1ST PLACE KIM SOOK

It's because I went first.

I'm glad I went first.

-It was safer to go first.
-It was safer to go first.

We went too far later on.

Woo-jae was close, wasn't he?

Just so you know, Sook came in first
with 8.125 points.

Second place was
Woo-jae with seven points.

Third place was Sae-ho with 6.25 points.

Fourth place was
Jin-kyung with 5.225 points.

Woo-young, you got 3.2 points.

Wait, Woo-young got
more points than I expected.

He got a lot of points.

You gave him 10 points.

Oh, I gave him the points.

I must've lost my mind. Geez.

What? Yeah?

HIGH-CLASS CELEBRITY CLUB

THE HIGH-CLASS TALK WILL CONTINUE

ONE HOUR LATER

I live in Seongbuk-gu, Seoul.

I'm in my third year of middle school.
My name is Kang Ji-yoon.

Third year of middle school.

THIRD YEAR OF MIDDLE SCHOOL MEANS
SHE'S THE SAME AGE AS LA-EL

From the key word we got,

I don't think someone your age
should send something like that.

If he is 24 years older,

is it your teacher?

-I know.
-This isn't right.

What I'm worried about is that
a lot of friends of mine

are fangirling over idol groups.

But I'm the only one who likes
Woo-jae who is much older than me.

MAN, UNBELIEVABLE

Really?

Yes.

He's going to get cocky about this now.

I can't stand him.

You think you're so great?

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Subtitle translation by: Ilyoung Kim