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Original subtitles

so you got a show in Japan coming up

so I'm gonna fly out

meet you and we'll start the adventure

every time I've been there

it's been in a work capacity

so

there's a lot of Japan that I've really wanted to see

like how do they make samurai swords

I have no idea but it's fascinating

that's really interesting

didn't you say you wanna get an authentic tattoo

I do it's a bit of a quest

because the guy I wanna get it from

is really hard to get a hold of really

so you're gonna get a tattoo traditional

yeah they're called tebori

that's where they do it by hand

are you out of your mind

I was some guy go to to to with a Malia

yeah you gotta be stoned

but it's good for father son bonding

so is plane crashing but I don't want them either

my name is Jack Osbourne and this is my dad Ozzy

heavy metal god are you ready

Prince of darkness and surprisingly enough

history nerd as the old saying goes

like father like son

so my dad and I are doing something

we've always wanted to do

we're hitting the road just the two of us

and a bucket list of places

and things we've only ever read about in books

oh my god this is amazing

all seen on TV and the web

do you have your knife yes

civil days we might need it

there are no roadies no tour buses

what the fuck is this no boundaries oh

welcome to Ozzy and Jack's world detour

let's rock and roll

so we're in Japan at Osaka actually

my dad is currently on stage

but since we're in Japan

we thought that it would be an opportunity lost

if we didn't go on some kind of an adventure

so see what happens

after the concert

me and my dad went to a late dinner to meet Darren

our tour guide we were still jet lagged

but when in Japan you tour Japan

we're going to a samurai themed restaurant

samurai photographer themed restaurant

talking gibberish it's alright

me too the jet lag here is brutal

I'll take a cough reel yeah they will

thank you

Karen Jack

hello sir

hey boss

so what do you think it's nice

pretty cool well

welcome to Japan my friend

thank you thank you

by the way any luck about the tattoo

I reached out to hodiyoshi the third

right

he's third generation Japanese style tattoo artist

he goes way back he's in the legendary category

I'm used to just some like kid in a random tattoo shop

not a legendary tattoo artist

I was really

hell bent on getting a traditional Japanese tattoo

and so when I heard that Horiyoshi

the 3rd could actually be tattoo

Horiyoshi the third is a person

he is the tattooist you wanna do the bamboo style

that is more traditional it's more painful

hmm I'm I'm totally fine with that

I'm not too sure about how he feels about the bamboo

oh really

I'm not into pain that much yeah

yeah no

no I'm not

ha ha ha ha and Tibori is

when they take like a long bamboo or metal stick

it almost looks like a paintbrush

but he lines it up right here

almost like a pool cue and he just goes like that

that just talking about in the camp right over here

was that about samurai swords

are there still samurai people about yeah

no indeed

when I seen this show on the TV

about the traditional samurai sword makers

was fascinating though

they did it you know

are these traditional sword makers still around indeed

we wanna look at some menu get some food right yeah

I love Japanese food

so I'm not I'm not afraid to eat anything over here

pretty cool they just like ring a bell at dinner

and then all of a sudden poof

there's this lady with a whole plate full of food

I was so wiped out after the show

all I wanted was a cup of coffee Ivy

I need coffee you want some coffee

yeah okay

I need coffee there's no coffee

there's no coffee

I'll get green tea no green tea

it's caffeine in that it's really good iced

ah ah yeah yeah

anything we have to pick the restaurant with no coffee

so John from the office wants me

to give you this

to take pictures while you're here in Japan

do you wanna take pictures for

cause he wants to use them on like

your Facebook and your Instagram

cause I guess they're trying some new thing

so it works exactly like an iPhone hey

I'm a rock star not a photojournalist

this is what rock stars in the 21st century do now

fabulous peace brother

ha ha ha another gizmo to lose

there you go don't worry

you won't lose it I'm tired

I haven't slept all night OK

well uh

why don't you hit the sack

I'm gonna go cruise around yeah OK

my dad was going to bed but I was wide awake

and wanted to check out the nearby Shibuya Crossing

currently

walking through the busiest intersection in the world

you wanna take a picture

um no

okay sure

yeah

cool yeah

okay

alright

took a bunch of pictures with a bunch of teenagers

so you got everything you need

yeah I just gonna offer a prayer before we go Alrighty

what do you think of these toilet seats Jack

I'm obsessed with them they're unbelievable

they vibrate and it's kind of interesting

cause I wanna know what it's gonna do next

it's next to the French tickler

let's go get a coffee

my dad still needed coffee

I read about these coffee vending machines

that they have all over Japan

and I thought he would love it Alrighty

so the which one

which one is this so the red is hot

the blue is cold black that one's like cafe au lait

it's got milk and sugar no this is the one I want

that's for you pull it

wow this is great

this is great this is awesome

I love the coffee here

well cheers cheers

lunch

nice day lovely

really locked out on the weather yeah

it's kind of interesting

cause not that many people are around here

they do oh

you know this is the first time I've been to Japan

I can actually walk around

we are going I'm gonna show tomorrow

I don't want to look I can cough on you now

you don't gotta worry about it

you can cough ha ha

after we had our coffee fix

we started our historic Japanese adventure

since my dad was so obsessed with Japanese

samurai swords

our translator Darren drove us to meet Isao Machi

Japan's finest swordsman and modern day samurai

you got your camera

see you're getting the hang of it okay

I'll lose it you know that

come in please hi

sensei Ozzy Osbourne de Gozaimasu

nice to meet you oh

Jack Osbourne Musco this

nice to meet you nice to meet you

this is a machi sensei machi sensei

Sensei

machi is the premier samurai swordsman in the world wow

how many swords do you own

I don't know this good

900 over

so here's what I know a Japanese sword

or katana is among

the finest cutting weapons in world military history

it's also the weapon of choice for the samurai

the art of sword making goes back to the 1st century

and if an old sword has been well maintained

you will forever see the beautiful

engraving on the blade

identifying the owner and the signature of the maker

the oldest swords made by the most famous artists

can fetch hundreds of thousands of dollars

would you like him to put a couple of them on the table

absolutely

and the book I'm holding is a katana

that was stolen from a jinja

and is currently missing

I just happened to find it

just amazing looking how pristine the steel is

this is absolutely beautiful

could you consider selling it

ๅƒ•ๅฃฒใ‚ŠใŸใ„ใ‚“ใงใ™ใ‚ˆ

he's happy to sell this sword ใ‚‚ใ†ไธ€ๅ„„ไปฅไธŠใ˜ใ‚ƒใชใ„ใจๅฃฒ

ใ‚‰ใชใ„ใงใ™ he won't sell it for under a million

$1 million for a sword look at it like a Rembrandt

or a Monet

or Picasso like there's only one of them but he had

not only one he had quite a few swords there he did

one of the things on my bucket

list is to bring home one of them samurai swords

that one can stay were the samurai

police or what what was their position in society

samurai was Yohei this I know

you know where you're talking about

the guardman isn't it when did

samurai way begin to be phased out from Japanese

society

ใ‚‚ใ†ๆ—ฅๆœฌใŒๆˆฆไบ‰ใง่ฒ ใ‘ใฆใ‹ใ‚‰ใงใ™ใญใใ†ใใ‚Œ

ใพใงใฏ

would it be okay if I we took a picture wearing

the helmet ใ‚ใ„ใ„ใงใ™ใ‚ˆใฉใ†ใžใฉใ†ใž

that's awesome it's new new Facebook picture

alright your turn dad

hahaha more 2 of you got covered from the

whole hibachi dinner last night hahaha

priceless alright smile

้€†ใซ

ไพกๅ€คใŒไธŠใŒใฃใŸใ‹ใ‚‚ใ—

ใ‚Œใชใ„ไพกๅ€คใŒไธŠใŒใฃใŸใ‚ใšใซใ‚ƒใ‚“ใŒ่ขซใฃใŸใ‚‰ใญใ‚ต

ใƒณใ‚ญใƒฅใƒผ็จฝๅคๅ ด่กŒใใพใ—ใ‚‡ใ†ใ‹

machi holds five Guinness World

Records for his swordsmanship back in the feudal

days the samurai would test

their sharpened blades on rolled up bamboo mats

machi showed us how he is keeping that tradition alive

the sharpness of that blade is insane

the fact that he could do like

slice slice I just saw he did the one slice

when I saw the slow down version I was like what

yeah he went like WAP WAP

imagine if you could circumcise

him in a foul swoop take you down a head or two

I wouldn't have to go far with me

ไปŠใฎใฏ็ทด

็ฟ’ใ—ใŸใ‚‰ใงใใ‚‹ใ‚ˆใ†

ใซใชใ‚‹ไบบๅคšใ„ใงใ™ใ‘ใฉใ“ใ‚Œใฏๅƒ•ใŒใ‚ฎใƒใ‚น่จ˜้Œฒๅ–ใฃใŸๅˆ‡ใ‚Š

ๆ–นใ‚ใฎๆ™ฎ้€šๅˆ‡ใฃใŸใ‚‰ใ†ใ‚“ใพใ‚ๆŒ‡ใงๆŠผใ—ใฆใ‚‚ๅ€’ใ‚Œใ‚‹

็Šถๆ…‹ใชใ‚“ใงๅˆ‡ใ‚Œใ‚‹

ใ‘ใฉๆ™ฎ้€šใฎไบบใฟใ‚“ใชๅ€’ใ—ใกใ‚ƒใ†ใ‚“ใงใ™ใ†ใ‚“ใ“ใ‚Œใ‚’ๅ€’ใ•ใชใ„

user

it just fascinates me that

it's more than that I think it's like a

spiritual thing

I really wanted to see how they make them is

is there anyone around here

we could maybe go and meet and see

Watch Them Make a Sword

ใ„ใ‚‹ใฎใฏใ„ใ‚‹ใ‚“ใงใ™ใ‘ใฉๅˆ€ใฃใฆใ„ใ†

ใฎใฏไพใฎใญๆญฆๅฃซใฎ้ญ‚ใ‚’้›ใˆใ‚‹ๆญฃ็พฉๆญฃ็พฉใ ใ‹ใ‚‰

ใ‚ใฎใ„ใ„ๅŠ ๆธ›ใชไบบใ ใฃใŸใ‚‰ๆ–ญใ‚‹ใ‘ใฉใ™ใ”ใไธŠๆ‰‹ใ ใฃใŸ

ใ—ใ ใ‹

ใ‚‰ใชใ‚“ใจใ‹่ฆ‹ใ‚Œใ‚‹ใ‚ˆใ†ใซใ—ใพใ™

Howdy so today is Kyoto Day we're leaving Tokyo

uh we're getting on the bullet train with

is right down there Kyoto is

this area is just full of ancient temples and

it's just awesome

and we are having a traditional geisha experience

at a tea house we got a jam so sayonara

you got my train on we yeah we got a ticket Jack we do

hey get your camera out and I'll show you how to do a video diary

you know how to you know how to flip

spin the camera around yeah yeah you can selfie it up

hi gang it's Ozzy I'm in Japan with my son Jack hello

just about to board this beautiful

train where are we going Jeff we're going to Kyoto

we're going to Kyoto to see some geisha girls

see you later

good you're a pro

Alrighty

so I got something to show you

this is called a selfie stick

you can take pictures of yourself

anywhere anytime so now you can take pictures like so

I want to get the hang of it

it's a bit of fun

but I think there's gonna be some trouble with them

well they've been banned in many places like Disneyland

you're not allowed selfie sticks

because people just walk around like this

like walking into

take a little spy camera

so do you know that

going to a geisha house is really formal

I've never heard of this before

it's new to me I know that like

this is a place where like

manners have got to be on like top form

so to be respectful

do you wanna learn some Japanese phrases

can you say konnichiwa konnichiwa

that's hello Kudasai Kudasai Kudasai means please

sayonara say

I mean that means good but sayonara

why can't you say goodnight in English

can you say ogenki densuka

no say ogenki ogenki suga nuke GA

what's that say to me

that's how are you

I got some English for you off

goody so you've got it

you're a cunning linguist

my dad and I had arrived in Kyoto

the former imperial capital of Japan

to get a taste of ancient Japanese culture

our first stop

one of the most exclusive tea houses in the city

so this is it

wow it's so unassuming I need to go for a piss

so here's the deal in Japan

a tea house is like a cool club

but

instead of screaming at the bartender to get noticed

you get your own servers called geisha

in a tradition dating back to the 1700s

the geisha sing dance

chat you up and serve you tea and food oh

and the customers are mostly men

I'm slightly nervous being in here

it's like having high tea with the royals

ใฟใ‹ใ“ใกใ‚ƒใ‚“ใจใ‹ใคใˆใ‚“ใกใ‚ƒใ‚“ใงใ™ใŠ้ก˜ใ„ใ—ใพใ™

ใ“ใกใ‚‰ใฏใ‚ใฎใ‚ฑใƒผใ‚ญๅฑ‹ใ•ใ‚“ใฎใ„ใก

the tea house is not for tourists

it's an exclusive locals only spot

and the girls didn't speak much English

I'm I'm I'm Jack

I'm Ozzy my name is Mikako ah Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy

my name is Mikako thank you I'm Jack pleasure

my name is Katusen Katusen I'm Jack

nice to meet you nice to meet too

so there's a whole ritual with those business

cards and giving

and receiving when you give a business card

traditionally you hold it with two hands and you go

present it at a bow and say how do I

do you know all this first time I ever went to Japan

one of your promoters explained it to me

it's a whole thing wow

so uh

I must say that was the most awkward experience

of my life

I was trying to learn a bit of Japanese on the train

but I couldn't remember one word

do you live here do you do you live here

Darren

after some awkward silence

we finally gave up and brought Darren in to translate

when Darren came in I was like

thank you because it just made it so much easier

what normally happens

when you entertain a guest at the tea house

ใ„ใ‚„ใ‚‚ใ†ใ‚ใฎ้ฃŸไบ‹ใ—ใฆใ„ใŸใ ใ„ใฆใงใ‚ฒใƒผใƒžใ‚คใ‚ณใจ

ใŠ่ฉฑใ—ใ—ใฆใง้–“ใงใ“ใ“ใง่ˆžใ‚’ใฟใฆใ‚‚ใ‚‰ใ†

what is the difference between Maiko and Geiko

้ ญใฏ่ˆžๅญใ•ใ‚“ใŒๆฌกๅ…ƒใง

ใ‚ฒใ‚คใ‚ณใŒใ‹ใคใ‚‰ๅ…ˆ่ผฉๅพŒ่ผฉใฎใ‚ˆใ†

ใช้–ขไฟ‚ใ‚‚ใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ™ใ‹ใใ†ใงใ™ใญไธ€็•ช่‹ฅใ„ใฎใ‹

ใชๅ…ˆ่ผฉ

ใงใกใ‚‡ใฃใจใŠๅง‰

ใ•ใ‚“ใฎใƒžใ‚คใ‚ณใ•ใ‚“ใซใชใฃใฆใงๆฌกใ‚ฒใ‚คใ‚ณใซใชใ‚‹

how long have you been a Maiko and Geiko

hmmๅใพใ‚‹ๅๅนดๅไธ€ๅนด็›ฎใฉใ†ใ„

ใ†ใ‚„ใค

I thought the performance was pretty interesting

and I noticed you were using your camera

I think I got some good pictures actually

what the fuck you know

alright you're good we're here in Japan but

I'm with my son Jack we're on a great adventure

meet the girls Audrey

how do you like your can of coffee it's good isn't it

it's so fucking mad

my dad and I were in the thousand year old

former imperial capital of Japan Kyoto

where our love of samurai culture

and little cans of Japanese coffee continued

Darren I was reading about a temple is it Chion

where they filmed Last Samurai yeah sure

how close is it to where we are like 3 minutes

3 minutes can we can we go yeah filming

Tom Cruise yeah he didn't look very Asian to me

that was the whole point of the movie

he was a he was a warrior

but you know the warrior heart transcends culture and

and I love him I hate him

Tom Cruise has the sexiest sprint you've ever seen

you're like damn it

I wish I could run that cool

what the fuck no hahaha

although

traditional Japan is disappearing into the modern city

Chion

in temple is still standing strong after 782 years

so I really had to check it out

we see some cruisers around there

trying to get 18 samurai swords out of his chest

whoa this place is massive wow

shall we head on up

hey is is a bathroom anywhere

my dad just had to go and uh

pee again um

you know he'll drink like

9,000 cups of coffee

and then whine when there's not an instant bathroom

uh but hey

you know gotta love him

here he comes

have you relieved yourself

yeah did you deposit the urine in the correct

urine receptacle absolutely

this is cool yeah

very cool too cool for me

I should've brought a lot warmer coat on

wow

I've been here before I think you have

yeah in my last life

this is amazing

since 1234

a Buddhist temple has stood on the site of Chionin

although the original buildings burnt down

The Sandman Gate was built in 1619

and is the largest surviving structure of its kind

with over 70,000 roof tiles

some scenes from the Tom Cruise movie

The Last Samurai were also filmed here in 2,003

there's a famous scene in Last Samurai where he like

is walking into this massive 1800s samurai village

and like the shot but then when you reverse the shot

and you look that way

and you're like in the middle of like a city

and there's light poles

well here we are Jack

alright pictures that's pretty cool smile

take some artsy ones

beautiful it's amazing

so how long till we get there Jack

45 minutes to an hour okay

Samurai Master Machi had come through

and had set up a private meeting for us

with his master sword maker

to see how they were actually made

and my dad couldn't have been more excited

Old McDonald had a farm e I e I o

and on that on that farm he had a samurai sword maker

e I e I o

with a step step here and a step shop there here

a step here a shop everywhere a step shop Old McDonald

yeah yeah

yo with a step step here with a step step there

here step here shop everybody step shop

come in please

ใ“ใ‚“ใซใกใฏใ‚

ๅ…ˆ็”ŸไปŠๆ—ฅใฏใ‚ใ‚ŠใŒ

ใจใ†ใ”ใ–ใ„ใพใ™ใฏใ˜ใ‚ใพใ—ใฆไปŠๆ—ฅ

ใฏ็‰นๅˆฅใซใŠไบŒไบบใฎใŸใ‚ใซๅˆ€ใ‚’้›ใˆใ‚‹ใจใ“ใ‚

่ฆ‹ใ›ใฆใใ ใ•ใ‚‹ใฎใง getting his uh

showing you what he does

going in that smelting room and he's like in cotton

shorts and sandals with socks

big mistake right there you never wear socks

with sandals

that looks hot that looks really hot

it looks like 1500 to 5000

that looks like 1500 to 5000

wow so is the steel already in there

the steel is already in there

้‰„ใŒๅ…ฅใฃใฆใพใ™ใพใ ๅˆ€ใฎๅฝขใซใฏใชใฃใฆใชใ„ใงใ™ใ‚‚ใจใ‚‚ใจใฏ

ใ“ใ‚Œใƒ˜ใƒ“ใƒผใƒฏใ‚ช

I don't know

that was cool

ๅˆ€ใฎๅฝขใซใชใ‚‹ใพใงใฏใ“ใฎใพ

ใพใงไฝ•ใฉใฎใใ‚‰ใ„ใ‹ใ‹ใ‚‹ใ‚“ใงใ™ใ‹ไธ€้€ฑ้–“ใใ‚‰ใ„ใ‹ไธ€ๆ—ฅๅ…ซๆ™‚้–“

ใฟใŸใ„ใชใใ†ใงใ™ใญ

ใ“ใ‚ŒใŒใ“ใ†ใชใฃใฆใ‚ใ‚ใƒฏใ‚ชใ“ใ‚ŒใŒใญใƒฏใ‚ช

ใ‚นใ‚ดใ‚คใ“ใ†ใ“ใ†ใ“ใ†ใ“ใ†ใญใ“ใ‚Œใญใ‚ชใƒผใ‚ฑใƒผใ“ใ†ใ“ใ†ใ“ใ†

how do you get the shape so perfect

ใ“ใ‚Œใฏใ‚‚ใ†ๆ‰‹ใงใ‚ซใƒผใƒ–ใ‚‚ใ“ใฃใกใฎๆญฏใฎใจใ“ใ‚

ใ ใ‘ๆ‰“ใคใ‚“ใงใ™ใ‚ˆใงใ“ใฃใกใฎใ‚ใฎ

ๅน…ใŒใ“ใ†ๅบƒใŒใฃใฆใใ‚‹ใ‚“ใงใ™ใ‚ˆใญ

ใ“ใฃใกใฏๆ‰“ใฃใฆใชใ„ใ‚“ใงใ“ใฃใกๅบƒใŒใ‚‰ใชใ„ใ‚“ใงใ™ใ‘

ใฉใ“ใฃใกๅบƒใŒใฃใฆใใ‚‹

ใ‚“ใง่‡ช็„ถใจใ“ใฎๆ‰“ใฃใฆใ‚‹ใจๅ‰ƒใ‚ŠใŒใคใ„ใฆใใ‚‹

sensei is this the same way

swords have been made for hundreds of

thousands of years so isn't it basically not fantastic

I'd love to make swords ใ‚ใ‚Œใ‚ธใƒฃใƒƒใ‚ฏใ‚นใƒณๆœฌ

ๅฝ“ใซใ‚„ใฃใฆใ‚‚ใ†ใ‚“ๅฎ‰ๅ…จใงใ™ใ‹ๅฎ‰ๅ…จใงใ™

okay I guess the sensei

wanted me to go outside and practice

with the giant hammer before I started

swinging it near his face

ๆœจใฎ็œŸใ‚“ไธญใ‚’็‹™ใฃใฆใ†ใ‚“ใ†ใ‚“ๆ‰“ใฃใฆใใ ใ•ใ„ใงใพใฃใ™ใ

drop the whole body

ไปŠ

ใ‚ธใƒฃใƒƒใ‚ฏใ•ใ‚“ใ“ใ†ๆจชใซใ—ใฆ

ใ“ใ†ใ™ใ‚‹ใ™ใ‚‹ใจใ“ใ“ใŒใพใ‚ใฎๅฎ‰ๅฎšใ—ใชใ„ใฎใงใ™ใไธŠใซไธŠ

ใ’ใฆ

you wanna go I'll see once you give it a go

just like the sword I was yeah no wind your legs dad

go to an angle wind your legs no no you can't fuck off

that's pretty good actually us

too heavy for me that was a heavy

freaking hammer freaking hammer freaking hammer

it was a heavy freaking hammer

sorry kid mode

1 2 3

Ja Ja Ja ja

ใกใ‚‡ใฃใจใ“

ใฃใกๆฅใฆใ‹ใ‚‰ไฝ“ใ”ใจใ“ใฃใกๆฅใฆ

Ich bin Mir lieber ja ich hab eh

Jeff is doing remarkably well with this no you can go

thank you

I was totally honored they would let me

swing the hammer

I bet there's not that many people that have

done that totally

็งใฎๅ‡บๆฅไธŠใŒใฃใŸใ‚„ใค่ฆ‹ใพใ™ใ‹ absolutely

ไบบใฎๅ‘ฝใ‚’ๅฎˆใ‚‹ใ‚‚ใ‚“ใชใ‚“ใงใ‚„ใฃใฑ

ใ‚Š็œŸๆ‘ฏใชๆฐ—ๆŒใกใงใ‚„ใฃใฑใ‚Šไฝœใ‚‰ใชใ„ใจใƒ€ใƒกใช

ใ‚“ใงใใฎๆ„ๅ‘ณใงใ“ใ†ใŠ่พžๅ„€ใ‚’ใ—ใฆไฝœใ‚Šๅง‹ใ‚ใพใ™ใญ

ใ“ใ‚Œ่ฆ‹ใ‚‹ใจใใซใ“ใ†ใฆใฃใดใ“ใ†ๅฝ“ใฆใฆใ“ใ†ใ‚ใฎ

ใ‚ใ“ใฎใƒฉใ‚คใƒˆใ„

ใฃใฑใ„ๅ‡บใ—ใฆ่ฆ‹ใฆใใ ใ•ใ„

it's pretty fascinating to me that people

can still make swords

the way that they did thousand years ago absolutely

so many crafts and arts

are disappearing every year now

yeah I mean it's flawless

straight as a piece of paper

true Anna thank you sign you're not gonna do this

Jackie CD CD

can I have a sign yeah

absolutely yeah

ใ‚ใ‚ŠใŒใจใ†ใ”ใ–ใ„ใพใ™ใ‚ตใƒณใ‚ญใƒฅใƒผใ‚ตใƒณใ‚ญใƒฅใƒผใ‚ฝใƒžใƒƒใƒใ“ใ‚Œใฎ

ใŠๅœŸ็”ฃใชใ‚“ใงใ™ใ‘ใฉใƒใƒˆใƒใƒˆใƒใƒˆ

ใ‚ใฏใฏใƒใƒˆใใ‚Œใงใƒใƒˆใƒใƒˆใ‚ตใƒ–ใƒฌใƒใƒˆใ‚ฏใƒƒใ‚ญใƒผ a

fucking cookie hoping

that with all the hard work I put in for that like 25 minutes

they would have given me a sword

you a sword I wanted the

sword yeah but I put all the work in

so as you see you're my son

oh I see how it is so I put the work in and it all goes to you

thank you that's right it's exactly

you ask you ask a Japanese person now

the son does the work

and the mum and dad get the booty

today is Tattoo Day

I'm really excited about this because

I'm getting tattooed by Horiyoshi the third

Horiyoshi is an incredibly famous well respected

almost legendary tattoo artist here in Japan

and he's all but retired he's currently only finishing

bodysuits and

sleeves and things like that he's been working on so get a to get a new piece

from him is it just doesn't happen anymore

so it's gonna be a huge tick for me and

most likely the highlight of this trip

and it's gonna be with me forever

hi well I woke up this morning

about 6:00 and I thought I want a

cup of great coffee so I get on the phone

and I had the worst

time trying to explain to this dimp on the phone

what I wanted I was

I started by saying I wanted a coffee

a pot a coffee pot for about six cups

so I'll get this turned up

6 it was six parts of coffee

six large cups and six glasses of ice water

and guess what no spoon

before our tattoo appointment with Hottie Oshi

we wanted to stop by his personal museum

and learn more about the history of tattooing in Japan

what did you say yeah

this is Horiyoshi San's wife

she runs the tattoo museum

pleasure

don't knock over anything that's like 1,000 years old

I mean

there's such a rich history of tattooing in Japan

it's awesome I love it

I think it's so cool yeah

yeah so how long have you been tattooing

there's been evidence from like 5,000 BC wow

BC they found cavemen with tattoos dead

they dug someone out of the ice

so here's some interesting facts I found on the web

in Japan when the emperor shut down the samurai

and made them burn their armor

many warriors got tattooed as a secret symbol

that they were still samurai

tattooing was actually illegal in Japan until 1948

even today

tattoos are still associated with organized crime

and outlaws

oh cool

yes these are pictures of how they used to tattoo

the criminals

they used to tattoo people who were convicted of crimes

with a symbol that signified what that crime was

that's how they would let the members of the public

know this guy is a criminal beware

some places I mean they'd put on their forehead

there you go you should get one of those

where's the tattoo for stole TV and got nicked

that that was when Joe that was no

that was when I go

I forgot my name you remember who did that

a prisoner ha ha ha ha and when I had this one done

I went into the shop drunk

I wanted it to different throughout the anchor

or the dagger going through our heart

when I was in jail I got this Simon Temple tattoo

I did this myself with Indian ink and a needle

what inspired you to do it I don't know nothing

so wait now what is that

koryoshi the third made that tattoo tool oh

he carved it yes

yes that's the actual what they instead of a machine

okay this is what he holds and just pokes you with

this is gonna be you today

yeah okay

interesting

it's got lots of little spikes on the end needles yeah

these just the needles that's what gets the ink in

I feel like this is gonna hurt a lot

but it's good thing I'm only getting a small one did

does it hurt considerably more than a regular one

or is it it does

just because it takes so long

and they pack the ink so solid in there yeah

they try and tell you ha ha

so you still thinking maybe tattoo

maybe tattoo

maybe not I guess

the time had come for me to

check off my ultimate Japanese

bucket list tick

and take a piece of Japanese history

home with me forever as my dad

and I had set off for an appointment with tattoo master

Hiroshi the third

if you've got the balls to do the Bamboo Man

that's the pain threshold I'm not willing to endure

do you have any tattoos not not one

not one don't have one

no don't have one alright

if you have one you have two if you have two

you have three if you have three

you have four and so on and Jack's covered in

do you hurt on your back well

they all hurt anyone that says they like the tattoo

tattoo they're full of shit

or they're serial killer or they're full of biker them

we had arrived at Horiyoshi

the Third's tattoo studio in Yokohama Coffee

I was honored and a little nervous

to receive a traditional tebori tattoo

everyone had said that the hand held rod with needles

hurts a hell of a lot more than a modern

electric machine

we're gonna take our shoes off at the door I believe

hello oh hello

how's it going

I'm Jack I'm Gus

nice to meet you Gus how's it going

uh these are for us

nice to meet you

hi nice to meet you

Hoi Joshi the third Oishi

hello hi

nice to meet you Oishi no

I'm Jack Jack pleasure

ใ‚ใ‚ใƒ•ใƒผใ‚ฟใƒˆใ‚ฅใƒผใƒ•ใƒผใƒฉใƒ ใ‚ใ‚ใˆใˆ

got a few we got what we have oh nice

that's the most painful tattoo I have

really easily yours

is professional and mine was on the old school way oh

yeah

shoulder like back here I'll show cause I have

OK you have

ah here right you have a tattoo yeah

thinking like right here

I knew I wanted to get a deruma what's a deruma

this little egg and it's got this creature

inside and it's meant to represent

luck and like completing plans

in the future you leave it incomplete until

whatever you're trying to accomplish

is accomplished and then we fill in the other eye

it's a very traditional Japanese tattoo

I got a few rumors so about me

ha ha there's a lot of rumors about you

oh are you planning to get something too

I'm saying I'm gonna get something first okay

I'm gonna be the Guinea pig first and then he's

okay he gets inspired okay

wow so how how long did it took to have all of that

around 4 years and a half wow

which was the most painful part when you had it done

uh Ichiban hi Itai no towa doko da oh

hahaha

no

first hodiyoshi outlined the tattoo

stencil with an electric machine which I was used to

so it didn't really faze me

how long have you tattooed for

44 years ago wow

long time asking

what made you wanna be a do tattoos in the first place

ๅ…ˆ็”Ÿใฏไฝ•ใงใ‚ใฎๅ €ๅธ‚ใซใชใ‚“ใฆใ„ใ†ใฎ

ใ‹ใชใ“ใ‚Œใ‚ใ‚“ใ ใ‚ใฎใ‚ขใ‚ฆใƒˆใƒญใƒผใจใ‚ข

ใƒณใƒ€ใƒผใ‚ฐใƒฉใ‚ฆใƒณใƒ‰ใฎๅŒ‚ใ„ใŒใ—ใชใ‘ใ‚Œใฐๅ €ๅธ‚ใซ

ใชใ‚‰ใชใ‹ใฃใŸใญใ ใ‹ใ‚‰ใ

ใ“

ใฎใ‚ขใƒณใƒ€ใƒผใ‚ฐใƒฉใ‚ฆใƒณใƒ‰ใจใ‚ขใ‚ฆใƒˆใƒญใƒผใฎ้ญ…ๅŠ›ใ‹ใช

I get what you're saying

about that cause that would be appealing to me yeah

not because it's on the underground it's just

up the beaten track yeah

I believe every country's got a

something that the normal people will go

oh don't ever talk about that yeah

with the outline completed Horyoshi

had moved on to the traditional rod and needles

known as tebori I didn't know what to expect

I've been tattooed all over

but I've never had a traditional

Japanese tattoo done in the traditional style of tebori

and I was totally nervous about that because

everyone was like oh it hurts you feel it

here we go

it's different it's

different yeah I'm used to hearing the hum

the worst part honestly

was hearing the needles going in

you could hear like a squelch it was like

surgery

I don't know if I'm just numb or it doesn't actually hurt as much

it's not as bad as the machine actually

you should get one no it doesn't hurt yeah

I know you I believe you

it's a good bonding experience

you can get tattooed with me

let's get you a hello Kitty tattoo

I'll tell you what fuck off

I mean all that talk about oh

I might get one oh

I might get one and then all of a sudden it was like me

no if I haven't Learned how to survive by 67

I shouldn't be here

this is definite art oh yeah

it does honestly

this doesn't hurt as much as the gun

yes

he's quick

it's a lot more relaxing without the buzz

is he okay yeah it's fine

he won't be

I'll tell you what I'll have with me if you need it

it's a um

nurse born with a knowing stuff no

you're not supposed to put that on it afterwards

I got the serious knowing stuff as well

it's called amputation ha ha

Gus is there is there much difference as far as this

the traditional style versus using a tattoo gun

because the difference is when it heals

colors heals like brighter

oh wow yeah

we're finished now let's go

that's cool cool right

oh yeah well done Jack

it's very quick I thought it was gonna be like

three hours in the traditional way

how do you think our Japanese quest went

well the samurai was Joseph was great

oh really

that's pretty good

I present to thee a gift

a great samurai master must never go into battle

without the appropriate attire

you must try your purple kimono

and wear it with great pride for you are a warrior

what do you wear this for

for the pub

and I got you a little accoutrement to go with it

you can wear it when you go like

I don't know go get a cup of coffee

no thank you

you know well

seeing as you were complaining the entire time

that you didn't get a samurai sword

got you a samurai sword this is great

what how old is this

it is from the o dynasty of 2016

from the Hollywood Boulevard region

so it's not from Japan no

saying a this summer on this is

it looks like one of them

you do thank you

you're welcome you look awesome I feel like a

the quest is complete what the I'm gonna wear that

you can wear it around the house

just with nothing else underneath

you can present your samurai sword

I had a great time I I

I'm not so I like the best of the place

and I've got a memory to last forever

and not only that I've got it all

a lot of it on forever

you got those memories forever on that

on your little iPod yeah yeah

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