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so you got a show in Japan coming up
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so I'm gonna fly out
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meet you and we'll start the adventure
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every time I've been there
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it's been in a work capacity
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so
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there's a lot of Japan that I've really wanted to see
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like how do they make samurai swords
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I have no idea but it's fascinating
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that's really interesting
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didn't you say you wanna get an authentic tattoo
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I do it's a bit of a quest
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because the guy I wanna get it from
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is really hard to get a hold of really
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so you're gonna get a tattoo traditional
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yeah they're called tebori
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that's where they do it by hand
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are you out of your mind
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I was some guy go to to to with a Malia
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yeah you gotta be stoned
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but it's good for father son bonding
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so is plane crashing but I don't want them either
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my name is Jack Osbourne and this is my dad Ozzy
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heavy metal god are you ready
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Prince of darkness and surprisingly enough
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history nerd as the old saying goes
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like father like son
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so my dad and I are doing something
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we've always wanted to do
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we're hitting the road just the two of us
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and a bucket list of places
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and things we've only ever read about in books
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oh my god this is amazing
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all seen on TV and the web
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do you have your knife yes
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civil days we might need it
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there are no roadies no tour buses
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what the fuck is this no boundaries oh
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welcome to Ozzy and Jack's world detour
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let's rock and roll
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so we're in Japan at Osaka actually
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my dad is currently on stage
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but since we're in Japan
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we thought that it would be an opportunity lost
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if we didn't go on some kind of an adventure
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so see what happens
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after the concert
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me and my dad went to a late dinner to meet Darren
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our tour guide we were still jet lagged
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but when in Japan you tour Japan
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we're going to a samurai themed restaurant
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samurai photographer themed restaurant
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talking gibberish it's alright
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me too the jet lag here is brutal
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I'll take a cough reel yeah they will
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thank you
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Karen Jack
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hello sir
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hey boss
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so what do you think it's nice
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pretty cool well
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welcome to Japan my friend
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thank you thank you
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by the way any luck about the tattoo
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I reached out to hodiyoshi the third
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right
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he's third generation Japanese style tattoo artist
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he goes way back he's in the legendary category
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I'm used to just some like kid in a random tattoo shop
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not a legendary tattoo artist
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I was really
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hell bent on getting a traditional Japanese tattoo
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and so when I heard that Horiyoshi
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the 3rd could actually be tattoo
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Horiyoshi the third is a person
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he is the tattooist you wanna do the bamboo style
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that is more traditional it's more painful
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hmm I'm I'm totally fine with that
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I'm not too sure about how he feels about the bamboo
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oh really
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I'm not into pain that much yeah
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yeah no
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no I'm not
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ha ha ha ha and Tibori is
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when they take like a long bamboo or metal stick
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it almost looks like a paintbrush
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but he lines it up right here
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almost like a pool cue and he just goes like that
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that just talking about in the camp right over here
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was that about samurai swords
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are there still samurai people about yeah
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no indeed
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when I seen this show on the TV
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about the traditional samurai sword makers
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was fascinating though
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they did it you know
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are these traditional sword makers still around indeed
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we wanna look at some menu get some food right yeah
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I love Japanese food
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so I'm not I'm not afraid to eat anything over here
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pretty cool they just like ring a bell at dinner
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and then all of a sudden poof
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there's this lady with a whole plate full of food
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I was so wiped out after the show
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all I wanted was a cup of coffee Ivy
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I need coffee you want some coffee
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yeah okay
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I need coffee there's no coffee
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there's no coffee
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I'll get green tea no green tea
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it's caffeine in that it's really good iced
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ah ah yeah yeah
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anything we have to pick the restaurant with no coffee
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so John from the office wants me
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to give you this
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to take pictures while you're here in Japan
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do you wanna take pictures for
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cause he wants to use them on like
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your Facebook and your Instagram
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cause I guess they're trying some new thing
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so it works exactly like an iPhone hey
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I'm a rock star not a photojournalist
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this is what rock stars in the 21st century do now
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fabulous peace brother
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ha ha ha another gizmo to lose
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there you go don't worry
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you won't lose it I'm tired
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I haven't slept all night OK
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well uh
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why don't you hit the sack
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I'm gonna go cruise around yeah OK
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my dad was going to bed but I was wide awake
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and wanted to check out the nearby Shibuya Crossing
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currently
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walking through the busiest intersection in the world
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you wanna take a picture
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um no
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okay sure
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yeah
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cool yeah
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okay
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alright
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took a bunch of pictures with a bunch of teenagers
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so you got everything you need
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yeah I just gonna offer a prayer before we go Alrighty
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what do you think of these toilet seats Jack
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I'm obsessed with them they're unbelievable
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they vibrate and it's kind of interesting
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cause I wanna know what it's gonna do next
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it's next to the French tickler
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let's go get a coffee
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my dad still needed coffee
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I read about these coffee vending machines
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that they have all over Japan
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and I thought he would love it Alrighty
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so the which one
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which one is this so the red is hot
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the blue is cold black that one's like cafe au lait
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it's got milk and sugar no this is the one I want
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that's for you pull it
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wow this is great
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this is great this is awesome
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I love the coffee here
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well cheers cheers
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lunch
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nice day lovely
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really locked out on the weather yeah
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it's kind of interesting
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cause not that many people are around here
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they do oh
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you know this is the first time I've been to Japan
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I can actually walk around
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we are going I'm gonna show tomorrow
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I don't want to look I can cough on you now
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you don't gotta worry about it
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you can cough ha ha
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after we had our coffee fix
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we started our historic Japanese adventure
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since my dad was so obsessed with Japanese
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samurai swords
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our translator Darren drove us to meet Isao Machi
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Japan's finest swordsman and modern day samurai
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you got your camera
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see you're getting the hang of it okay
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I'll lose it you know that
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come in please hi
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sensei Ozzy Osbourne de Gozaimasu
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nice to meet you oh
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Jack Osbourne Musco this
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nice to meet you nice to meet you
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this is a machi sensei machi sensei
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Sensei
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machi is the premier samurai swordsman in the world wow
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how many swords do you own
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I don't know this good
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900 over
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so here's what I know a Japanese sword
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or katana is among
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the finest cutting weapons in world military history
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it's also the weapon of choice for the samurai
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the art of sword making goes back to the 1st century
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and if an old sword has been well maintained
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you will forever see the beautiful
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engraving on the blade
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identifying the owner and the signature of the maker
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the oldest swords made by the most famous artists
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can fetch hundreds of thousands of dollars
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would you like him to put a couple of them on the table
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absolutely
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and the book I'm holding is a katana
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that was stolen from a jinja
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and is currently missing
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I just happened to find it
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just amazing looking how pristine the steel is
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this is absolutely beautiful
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could you consider selling it
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僕売りたいんですよ
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he's happy to sell this sword もう一億以上じゃないと売
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らないです he won't sell it for under a million
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$1 million for a sword look at it like a Rembrandt
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or a Monet
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or Picasso like there's only one of them but he had
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not only one he had quite a few swords there he did
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one of the things on my bucket
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list is to bring home one of them samurai swords
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that one can stay were the samurai
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police or what what was their position in society
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samurai was Yohei this I know
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you know where you're talking about
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the guardman isn't it when did
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samurai way begin to be phased out from Japanese
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society
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もう日本が戦争で負けてからですねそうそれ
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までは
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would it be okay if I we took a picture wearing
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the helmet あいいですよどうぞどうぞ
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that's awesome it's new new Facebook picture
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alright your turn dad
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hahaha more 2 of you got covered from the
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whole hibachi dinner last night hahaha
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priceless alright smile
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逆に
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価値が上がったかもし
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れない価値が上がったあずにゃんが被ったらねサ
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ンキュー稽古場行きましょうか
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machi holds five Guinness World
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Records for his swordsmanship back in the feudal
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days the samurai would test
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their sharpened blades on rolled up bamboo mats
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machi showed us how he is keeping that tradition alive
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the sharpness of that blade is insane
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the fact that he could do like
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slice slice I just saw he did the one slice
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when I saw the slow down version I was like what
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yeah he went like WAP WAP
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imagine if you could circumcise
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him in a foul swoop take you down a head or two
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I wouldn't have to go far with me
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今のは練
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習したらできるよう
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になる人多いですけどこれは僕がギネス記録取った切り
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方あの普通切ったらうんまあ指で押しても倒れる
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状態なんで切れる
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けど普通の人みんな倒しちゃうんですうんこれを倒さない
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user
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it just fascinates me that
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it's more than that I think it's like a
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spiritual thing
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I really wanted to see how they make them is
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is there anyone around here
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we could maybe go and meet and see
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Watch Them Make a Sword
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いるのはいるんですけど刀っていう
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のは侍のね武士の魂を鍛える正義正義だから
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あのいい加減な人だったら断るけどすごく上手だった
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しだか
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らなんとか見れるようにします
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Howdy so today is Kyoto Day we're leaving Tokyo
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uh we're getting on the bullet train with
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is right down there Kyoto is
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this area is just full of ancient temples and
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it's just awesome
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and we are having a traditional geisha experience
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at a tea house we got a jam so sayonara
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you got my train on we yeah we got a ticket Jack we do
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hey get your camera out and I'll show you how to do a video diary
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you know how to you know how to flip
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spin the camera around yeah yeah you can selfie it up
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hi gang it's Ozzy I'm in Japan with my son Jack hello
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just about to board this beautiful
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train where are we going Jeff we're going to Kyoto
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we're going to Kyoto to see some geisha girls
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see you later
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good you're a pro
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Alrighty
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so I got something to show you
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this is called a selfie stick
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you can take pictures of yourself
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anywhere anytime so now you can take pictures like so
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I want to get the hang of it
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it's a bit of fun
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but I think there's gonna be some trouble with them
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well they've been banned in many places like Disneyland
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you're not allowed selfie sticks
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because people just walk around like this
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like walking into
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take a little spy camera
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so do you know that
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going to a geisha house is really formal
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I've never heard of this before
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it's new to me I know that like
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this is a place where like
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manners have got to be on like top form
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so to be respectful
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do you wanna learn some Japanese phrases
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can you say konnichiwa konnichiwa
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that's hello Kudasai Kudasai Kudasai means please
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sayonara say
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I mean that means good but sayonara
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why can't you say goodnight in English
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can you say ogenki densuka
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no say ogenki ogenki suga nuke GA
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what's that say to me
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that's how are you
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I got some English for you off
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goody so you've got it
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you're a cunning linguist
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my dad and I had arrived in Kyoto
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the former imperial capital of Japan
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to get a taste of ancient Japanese culture
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our first stop
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one of the most exclusive tea houses in the city
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so this is it
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wow it's so unassuming I need to go for a piss
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so here's the deal in Japan
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a tea house is like a cool club
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but
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instead of screaming at the bartender to get noticed
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you get your own servers called geisha
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in a tradition dating back to the 1700s
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the geisha sing dance
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chat you up and serve you tea and food oh
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and the customers are mostly men
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I'm slightly nervous being in here
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it's like having high tea with the royals
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みかこちゃんとかつえんちゃんですお願いします
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こちらはあのケーキ屋さんのいち
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the tea house is not for tourists
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it's an exclusive locals only spot
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and the girls didn't speak much English
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I'm I'm I'm Jack
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I'm Ozzy my name is Mikako ah Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy
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my name is Mikako thank you I'm Jack pleasure
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my name is Katusen Katusen I'm Jack
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nice to meet you nice to meet too
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so there's a whole ritual with those business
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cards and giving
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and receiving when you give a business card
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traditionally you hold it with two hands and you go
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present it at a bow and say how do I
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do you know all this first time I ever went to Japan
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one of your promoters explained it to me
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it's a whole thing wow
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so uh
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I must say that was the most awkward experience
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of my life
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I was trying to learn a bit of Japanese on the train
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but I couldn't remember one word
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do you live here do you do you live here
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Darren
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after some awkward silence
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we finally gave up and brought Darren in to translate
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when Darren came in I was like
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thank you because it just made it so much easier
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what normally happens
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when you entertain a guest at the tea house
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いやもうあの食事していただいてでゲーマイコと
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お話ししてで間でここで舞をみてもらう
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what is the difference between Maiko and Geiko
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頭は舞子さんが次元で
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ゲイコがかつら先輩後輩のよう
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な関係もありますかそうですね一番若いのか
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な先輩
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でちょっとお姉
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さんのマイコさんになってで次ゲイコになる
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how long have you been a Maiko and Geiko
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hmm十まる十年十一年目どうい
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うやつ
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I thought the performance was pretty interesting
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and I noticed you were using your camera
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I think I got some good pictures actually
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what the fuck you know
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alright you're good we're here in Japan but
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I'm with my son Jack we're on a great adventure
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meet the girls Audrey
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how do you like your can of coffee it's good isn't it
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it's so fucking mad
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my dad and I were in the thousand year old
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former imperial capital of Japan Kyoto
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where our love of samurai culture
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and little cans of Japanese coffee continued
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Darren I was reading about a temple is it Chion
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where they filmed Last Samurai yeah sure
404
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how close is it to where we are like 3 minutes
405
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3 minutes can we can we go yeah filming
406
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Tom Cruise yeah he didn't look very Asian to me
407
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that was the whole point of the movie
408
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he was a he was a warrior
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but you know the warrior heart transcends culture and
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and I love him I hate him
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Tom Cruise has the sexiest sprint you've ever seen
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you're like damn it
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I wish I could run that cool
414
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what the fuck no hahaha
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although
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traditional Japan is disappearing into the modern city
417
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Chion
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in temple is still standing strong after 782 years
419
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so I really had to check it out
420
00:20:10,819 --> 00:20:12,559
we see some cruisers around there
421
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trying to get 18 samurai swords out of his chest
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whoa this place is massive wow
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shall we head on up
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hey is is a bathroom anywhere
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my dad just had to go and uh
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pee again um
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you know he'll drink like
428
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9,000 cups of coffee
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and then whine when there's not an instant bathroom
430
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uh but hey
431
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you know gotta love him
432
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here he comes
433
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have you relieved yourself
434
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yeah did you deposit the urine in the correct
435
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urine receptacle absolutely
436
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this is cool yeah
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very cool too cool for me
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I should've brought a lot warmer coat on
439
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wow
440
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I've been here before I think you have
441
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yeah in my last life
442
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this is amazing
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since 1234
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a Buddhist temple has stood on the site of Chionin
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although the original buildings burnt down
446
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The Sandman Gate was built in 1619
447
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and is the largest surviving structure of its kind
448
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with over 70,000 roof tiles
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some scenes from the Tom Cruise movie
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The Last Samurai were also filmed here in 2,003
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there's a famous scene in Last Samurai where he like
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is walking into this massive 1800s samurai village
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and like the shot but then when you reverse the shot
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and you look that way
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and you're like in the middle of like a city
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and there's light poles
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well here we are Jack
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alright pictures that's pretty cool smile
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take some artsy ones
460
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beautiful it's amazing
461
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so how long till we get there Jack
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45 minutes to an hour okay
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Samurai Master Machi had come through
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and had set up a private meeting for us
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with his master sword maker
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to see how they were actually made
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and my dad couldn't have been more excited
468
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Old McDonald had a farm e I e I o
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and on that on that farm he had a samurai sword maker
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e I e I o
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with a step step here and a step shop there here
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a step here a shop everywhere a step shop Old McDonald
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yeah yeah
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yo with a step step here with a step step there
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here step here shop everybody step shop
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come in please
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こんにちはあ
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先生今日はありが
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とうございますはじめまして今日
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は特別にお二人のために刀を鍛えるところ
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見せてくださるので getting his uh
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showing you what he does
483
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going in that smelting room and he's like in cotton
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shorts and sandals with socks
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big mistake right there you never wear socks
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with sandals
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that looks hot that looks really hot
488
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it looks like 1500 to 5000
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that looks like 1500 to 5000
490
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wow so is the steel already in there
491
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the steel is already in there
492
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鉄が入ってますまだ刀の形にはなってないですもともとは
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これヘビーワオ
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I don't know
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that was cool
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刀の形になるまではこのま
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まで何どのぐらいかかるんですか一週間ぐらいか一日八時間
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みたいなそうですね
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これがこうなってああワオこれがねワオ
500
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スゴイこうこうこうこうねこれねオーケーこうこうこう
501
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how do you get the shape so perfect
502
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これはもう手でカーブもこっちの歯のところ
503
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だけ打つんですよでこっちのあの
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幅がこう広がってくるんですよね
505
00:24:42,279 --> 00:24:46,099
こっちは打ってないんでこっち広がらないんですけ
506
00:24:46,099 --> 00:24:47,019
どこっち広がってくる
507
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んで自然とこの打ってると剃りがついてくる
508
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sensei is this the same way
509
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swords have been made for hundreds of
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thousands of years so isn't it basically not fantastic
511
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I'd love to make swords あれジャックスン本
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当にやってもうん安全ですか安全です
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00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:08,779
okay I guess the sensei
514
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wanted me to go outside and practice
515
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with the giant hammer before I started
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swinging it near his face
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木の真ん中を狙ってうんうん打ってくださいでまっすぐ
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drop the whole body
519
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今
520
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ジャックさんこう横にして
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こうするするとここがまあの安定しないのですぐ上に上
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げて
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you wanna go I'll see once you give it a go
524
00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:55,920
just like the sword I was yeah no wind your legs dad
525
00:25:56,220 --> 00:25:59,920
go to an angle wind your legs no no you can't fuck off
526
00:26:00,859 --> 00:26:02,319
that's pretty good actually us
527
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too heavy for me that was a heavy
528
00:26:05,420 --> 00:26:08,000
freaking hammer freaking hammer freaking hammer
529
00:26:08,019 --> 00:26:09,920
it was a heavy freaking hammer
530
00:26:11,019 --> 00:26:12,039
sorry kid mode
531
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1 2 3
532
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Ja Ja Ja ja
533
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ちょっとこ
534
00:26:32,380 --> 00:26:36,720
っち来てから体ごとこっち来て
535
00:26:38,779 --> 00:26:41,119
Ich bin Mir lieber ja ich hab eh
536
00:26:45,740 --> 00:26:50,799
Jeff is doing remarkably well with this no you can go
537
00:26:52,940 --> 00:26:53,740
thank you
538
00:26:54,259 --> 00:26:56,460
I was totally honored they would let me
539
00:26:56,460 --> 00:26:57,339
swing the hammer
540
00:26:57,339 --> 00:26:59,259
I bet there's not that many people that have
541
00:26:59,259 --> 00:27:00,240
done that totally
542
00:27:01,660 --> 00:27:04,960
私の出来上がったやつ見ますか absolutely
543
00:27:11,039 --> 00:27:13,519
人の命を守るもんなんでやっぱ
544
00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:16,440
り真摯な気持ちでやっぱり作らないとダメな
545
00:27:16,940 --> 00:27:20,160
んでその意味でこうお辞儀をして作り始めますね
546
00:27:30,819 --> 00:27:34,079
これ見るときにこうてっぴこう当ててこうあの
547
00:27:34,619 --> 00:27:35,720
あこのライトい
548
00:27:36,460 --> 00:27:38,000
っぱい出して見てください
549
00:27:39,900 --> 00:27:42,099
it's pretty fascinating to me that people
550
00:27:42,099 --> 00:27:43,640
can still make swords
551
00:27:43,660 --> 00:27:46,799
the way that they did thousand years ago absolutely
552
00:27:47,259 --> 00:27:49,279
so many crafts and arts
553
00:27:49,460 --> 00:27:51,839
are disappearing every year now
554
00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:53,759
yeah I mean it's flawless
555
00:27:53,940 --> 00:27:55,279
straight as a piece of paper
556
00:28:01,900 --> 00:28:04,440
true Anna thank you sign you're not gonna do this
557
00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:06,119
Jackie CD CD
558
00:28:06,339 --> 00:28:07,140
can I have a sign yeah
559
00:28:07,140 --> 00:28:08,400
absolutely yeah
560
00:28:09,380 --> 00:28:14,799
ありがとうございますサンキューサンキューソマッチこれの
561
00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:20,200
お土産なんですけどハトハトハト
562
00:28:20,420 --> 00:28:23,200
あははハトそれでハトハトサブレハトクッキー a
563
00:28:23,420 --> 00:28:24,819
fucking cookie hoping
564
00:28:24,819 --> 00:28:28,019
that with all the hard work I put in for that like 25 minutes
565
00:28:28,019 --> 00:28:29,359
they would have given me a sword
566
00:28:29,460 --> 00:28:31,200
you a sword I wanted the
567
00:28:31,299 --> 00:28:33,519
sword yeah but I put all the work in
568
00:28:33,579 --> 00:28:35,299
so as you see you're my son
569
00:28:35,299 --> 00:28:38,859
oh I see how it is so I put the work in and it all goes to you
570
00:28:38,859 --> 00:28:40,779
thank you that's right it's exactly
571
00:28:40,779 --> 00:28:42,779
you ask you ask a Japanese person now
572
00:28:42,779 --> 00:28:44,019
the son does the work
573
00:28:44,019 --> 00:28:46,480
and the mum and dad get the booty
574
00:28:58,420 --> 00:28:59,940
today is Tattoo Day
575
00:28:59,940 --> 00:29:02,900
I'm really excited about this because
576
00:29:02,900 --> 00:29:05,220
I'm getting tattooed by Horiyoshi the third
577
00:29:05,220 --> 00:29:09,259
Horiyoshi is an incredibly famous well respected
578
00:29:09,259 --> 00:29:11,839
almost legendary tattoo artist here in Japan
579
00:29:12,019 --> 00:29:15,700
and he's all but retired he's currently only finishing
580
00:29:15,700 --> 00:29:16,579
bodysuits and
581
00:29:16,579 --> 00:29:19,700
sleeves and things like that he's been working on so get a to get a new piece
582
00:29:19,700 --> 00:29:22,880
from him is it just doesn't happen anymore
583
00:29:23,019 --> 00:29:26,099
so it's gonna be a huge tick for me and
584
00:29:26,099 --> 00:29:28,200
most likely the highlight of this trip
585
00:29:28,299 --> 00:29:30,640
and it's gonna be with me forever
586
00:29:31,700 --> 00:29:34,000
hi well I woke up this morning
587
00:29:34,460 --> 00:29:36,480
about 6:00 and I thought I want a
588
00:29:36,660 --> 00:29:39,579
cup of great coffee so I get on the phone
589
00:29:39,579 --> 00:29:40,799
and I had the worst
590
00:29:41,059 --> 00:29:44,140
time trying to explain to this dimp on the phone
591
00:29:44,140 --> 00:29:46,099
what I wanted I was
592
00:29:46,099 --> 00:29:47,900
I started by saying I wanted a coffee
593
00:29:47,900 --> 00:29:51,200
a pot a coffee pot for about six cups
594
00:29:51,900 --> 00:29:54,000
so I'll get this turned up
595
00:29:56,420 --> 00:30:00,000
6 it was six parts of coffee
596
00:30:00,180 --> 00:30:04,339
six large cups and six glasses of ice water
597
00:30:04,339 --> 00:30:06,599
and guess what no spoon
598
00:30:10,740 --> 00:30:13,220
before our tattoo appointment with Hottie Oshi
599
00:30:13,220 --> 00:30:15,339
we wanted to stop by his personal museum
600
00:30:15,339 --> 00:30:18,200
and learn more about the history of tattooing in Japan
601
00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:20,680
what did you say yeah
602
00:30:24,220 --> 00:30:26,500
this is Horiyoshi San's wife
603
00:30:26,500 --> 00:30:28,299
she runs the tattoo museum
604
00:30:28,299 --> 00:30:29,099
pleasure
605
00:30:29,619 --> 00:30:32,319
don't knock over anything that's like 1,000 years old
606
00:30:33,900 --> 00:30:34,180
I mean
607
00:30:34,180 --> 00:30:36,740
there's such a rich history of tattooing in Japan
608
00:30:36,740 --> 00:30:38,099
it's awesome I love it
609
00:30:38,099 --> 00:30:39,940
I think it's so cool yeah
610
00:30:39,940 --> 00:30:41,539
yeah so how long have you been tattooing
611
00:30:41,539 --> 00:30:45,220
there's been evidence from like 5,000 BC wow
612
00:30:45,220 --> 00:30:48,500
BC they found cavemen with tattoos dead
613
00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:50,000
they dug someone out of the ice
614
00:30:50,220 --> 00:30:52,680
so here's some interesting facts I found on the web
615
00:30:52,700 --> 00:30:55,220
in Japan when the emperor shut down the samurai
616
00:30:55,220 --> 00:30:56,839
and made them burn their armor
617
00:30:56,859 --> 00:30:59,420
many warriors got tattooed as a secret symbol
618
00:30:59,420 --> 00:31:00,839
that they were still samurai
619
00:31:00,980 --> 00:31:05,000
tattooing was actually illegal in Japan until 1948
620
00:31:05,039 --> 00:31:05,900
even today
621
00:31:05,900 --> 00:31:08,380
tattoos are still associated with organized crime
622
00:31:08,380 --> 00:31:09,200
and outlaws
623
00:31:09,859 --> 00:31:10,660
oh cool
624
00:31:11,180 --> 00:31:14,099
yes these are pictures of how they used to tattoo
625
00:31:14,099 --> 00:31:15,000
the criminals
626
00:31:15,900 --> 00:31:18,440
they used to tattoo people who were convicted of crimes
627
00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:21,140
with a symbol that signified what that crime was
628
00:31:21,140 --> 00:31:23,339
that's how they would let the members of the public
629
00:31:23,339 --> 00:31:25,339
know this guy is a criminal beware
630
00:31:25,339 --> 00:31:27,319
some places I mean they'd put on their forehead
631
00:31:28,259 --> 00:31:29,460
there you go you should get one of those
632
00:31:29,460 --> 00:31:31,920
where's the tattoo for stole TV and got nicked
633
00:31:34,940 --> 00:31:38,299
that that was when Joe that was no
634
00:31:38,299 --> 00:31:39,140
that was when I go
635
00:31:39,140 --> 00:31:42,539
I forgot my name you remember who did that
636
00:31:42,539 --> 00:31:46,019
a prisoner ha ha ha ha and when I had this one done
637
00:31:46,019 --> 00:31:48,220
I went into the shop drunk
638
00:31:48,220 --> 00:31:51,500
I wanted it to different throughout the anchor
639
00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:54,279
or the dagger going through our heart
640
00:31:54,900 --> 00:31:57,519
when I was in jail I got this Simon Temple tattoo
641
00:31:57,579 --> 00:32:00,059
I did this myself with Indian ink and a needle
642
00:32:00,059 --> 00:32:02,640
what inspired you to do it I don't know nothing
643
00:32:04,099 --> 00:32:05,579
so wait now what is that
644
00:32:05,579 --> 00:32:09,019
koryoshi the third made that tattoo tool oh
645
00:32:09,019 --> 00:32:10,420
he carved it yes
646
00:32:10,420 --> 00:32:14,140
yes that's the actual what they instead of a machine
647
00:32:14,140 --> 00:32:17,019
okay this is what he holds and just pokes you with
648
00:32:17,019 --> 00:32:18,220
this is gonna be you today
649
00:32:18,220 --> 00:32:19,420
yeah okay
650
00:32:19,420 --> 00:32:19,779
interesting
651
00:32:19,779 --> 00:32:22,099
it's got lots of little spikes on the end needles yeah
652
00:32:22,099 --> 00:32:24,400
these just the needles that's what gets the ink in
653
00:32:24,519 --> 00:32:25,940
I feel like this is gonna hurt a lot
654
00:32:25,940 --> 00:32:27,740
but it's good thing I'm only getting a small one did
655
00:32:27,740 --> 00:32:30,140
does it hurt considerably more than a regular one
656
00:32:30,140 --> 00:32:30,980
or is it it does
657
00:32:30,980 --> 00:32:32,299
just because it takes so long
658
00:32:32,299 --> 00:32:34,940
and they pack the ink so solid in there yeah
659
00:32:34,940 --> 00:32:37,119
they try and tell you ha ha
660
00:32:53,299 --> 00:32:55,440
so you still thinking maybe tattoo
661
00:32:55,700 --> 00:32:56,920
maybe tattoo
662
00:32:57,539 --> 00:32:58,920
maybe not I guess
663
00:32:59,259 --> 00:33:00,579
the time had come for me to
664
00:33:00,579 --> 00:33:02,460
check off my ultimate Japanese
665
00:33:02,460 --> 00:33:03,420
bucket list tick
666
00:33:03,420 --> 00:33:05,500
and take a piece of Japanese history
667
00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:07,380
home with me forever as my dad
668
00:33:07,380 --> 00:33:10,500
and I had set off for an appointment with tattoo master
669
00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:11,839
Hiroshi the third
670
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,640
if you've got the balls to do the Bamboo Man
671
00:33:14,819 --> 00:33:17,359
that's the pain threshold I'm not willing to endure
672
00:33:17,660 --> 00:33:19,900
do you have any tattoos not not one
673
00:33:19,900 --> 00:33:21,220
not one don't have one
674
00:33:21,220 --> 00:33:23,339
no don't have one alright
675
00:33:23,339 --> 00:33:25,859
if you have one you have two if you have two
676
00:33:25,859 --> 00:33:27,460
you have three if you have three
677
00:33:27,460 --> 00:33:30,119
you have four and so on and Jack's covered in
678
00:33:30,980 --> 00:33:32,539
do you hurt on your back well
679
00:33:32,539 --> 00:33:35,140
they all hurt anyone that says they like the tattoo
680
00:33:35,140 --> 00:33:36,779
tattoo they're full of shit
681
00:33:36,779 --> 00:33:40,759
or they're serial killer or they're full of biker them
682
00:33:49,180 --> 00:33:50,740
we had arrived at Horiyoshi
683
00:33:50,740 --> 00:33:54,720
the Third's tattoo studio in Yokohama Coffee
684
00:33:54,819 --> 00:33:56,700
I was honored and a little nervous
685
00:33:56,700 --> 00:33:58,839
to receive a traditional tebori tattoo
686
00:33:58,900 --> 00:34:01,420
everyone had said that the hand held rod with needles
687
00:34:01,420 --> 00:34:03,339
hurts a hell of a lot more than a modern
688
00:34:03,339 --> 00:34:04,299
electric machine
689
00:34:04,299 --> 00:34:06,440
we're gonna take our shoes off at the door I believe
690
00:34:07,460 --> 00:34:09,099
hello oh hello
691
00:34:09,099 --> 00:34:10,000
how's it going
692
00:34:10,780 --> 00:34:12,139
I'm Jack I'm Gus
693
00:34:12,139 --> 00:34:13,800
nice to meet you Gus how's it going
694
00:34:13,900 --> 00:34:15,239
uh these are for us
695
00:34:15,739 --> 00:34:16,760
nice to meet you
696
00:34:21,940 --> 00:34:23,179
hi nice to meet you
697
00:34:23,179 --> 00:34:25,119
Hoi Joshi the third Oishi
698
00:34:26,619 --> 00:34:27,260
hello hi
699
00:34:27,260 --> 00:34:28,139
nice to meet you Oishi no
700
00:34:28,139 --> 00:34:29,880
I'm Jack Jack pleasure
701
00:34:33,579 --> 00:34:36,679
ああフータトゥーフーラムああええ
702
00:34:38,739 --> 00:34:43,440
got a few we got what we have oh nice
703
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:48,420
that's the most painful tattoo I have
704
00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:49,699
really easily yours
705
00:34:49,699 --> 00:34:52,679
is professional and mine was on the old school way oh
706
00:34:52,820 --> 00:34:53,619
yeah
707
00:34:54,340 --> 00:34:56,559
shoulder like back here I'll show cause I have
708
00:34:56,699 --> 00:34:57,500
OK you have
709
00:34:57,940 --> 00:35:00,480
ah here right you have a tattoo yeah
710
00:35:00,619 --> 00:35:01,760
thinking like right here
711
00:35:03,179 --> 00:35:06,599
I knew I wanted to get a deruma what's a deruma
712
00:35:06,619 --> 00:35:09,699
this little egg and it's got this creature
713
00:35:09,699 --> 00:35:11,820
inside and it's meant to represent
714
00:35:11,820 --> 00:35:14,099
luck and like completing plans
715
00:35:14,099 --> 00:35:16,500
in the future you leave it incomplete until
716
00:35:16,500 --> 00:35:17,980
whatever you're trying to accomplish
717
00:35:17,980 --> 00:35:20,219
is accomplished and then we fill in the other eye
718
00:35:20,219 --> 00:35:22,739
it's a very traditional Japanese tattoo
719
00:35:22,739 --> 00:35:24,920
I got a few rumors so about me
720
00:35:24,980 --> 00:35:27,360
ha ha there's a lot of rumors about you
721
00:35:27,900 --> 00:35:29,739
oh are you planning to get something too
722
00:35:29,739 --> 00:35:32,280
I'm saying I'm gonna get something first okay
723
00:35:32,420 --> 00:35:34,260
I'm gonna be the Guinea pig first and then he's
724
00:35:34,260 --> 00:35:36,519
okay he gets inspired okay
725
00:35:39,019 --> 00:35:42,199
wow so how how long did it took to have all of that
726
00:35:42,460 --> 00:35:45,000
around 4 years and a half wow
727
00:35:45,380 --> 00:35:47,639
which was the most painful part when you had it done
728
00:35:47,980 --> 00:35:52,400
uh Ichiban hi Itai no towa doko da oh
729
00:35:52,940 --> 00:35:53,739
hahaha
730
00:35:55,179 --> 00:35:56,079
no
731
00:35:58,500 --> 00:36:00,860
first hodiyoshi outlined the tattoo
732
00:36:00,860 --> 00:36:03,659
stencil with an electric machine which I was used to
733
00:36:03,659 --> 00:36:05,280
so it didn't really faze me
734
00:36:07,420 --> 00:36:08,659
how long have you tattooed for
735
00:36:08,659 --> 00:36:10,519
44 years ago wow
736
00:36:10,619 --> 00:36:11,960
long time asking
737
00:36:12,059 --> 00:36:15,000
what made you wanna be a do tattoos in the first place
738
00:36:15,820 --> 00:36:17,219
先生は何であの堀市になんていうの
739
00:36:17,219 --> 00:36:19,079
かなこれあんだあのアウトローとア
740
00:36:21,699 --> 00:36:24,480
ンダーグラウンドの匂いがしなければ堀市に
741
00:36:24,820 --> 00:36:26,280
ならなかったねだからそ
742
00:36:26,860 --> 00:36:27,659
こ
743
00:36:28,420 --> 00:36:31,400
のアンダーグラウンドとアウトローの魅力かな
744
00:36:32,019 --> 00:36:33,219
I get what you're saying
745
00:36:33,219 --> 00:36:35,960
about that cause that would be appealing to me yeah
746
00:36:36,099 --> 00:36:37,880
not because it's on the underground it's just
747
00:36:38,019 --> 00:36:39,539
up the beaten track yeah
748
00:36:39,539 --> 00:36:41,119
I believe every country's got a
749
00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:43,219
something that the normal people will go
750
00:36:43,219 --> 00:36:45,139
oh don't ever talk about that yeah
751
00:36:45,139 --> 00:36:47,300
with the outline completed Horyoshi
752
00:36:47,300 --> 00:36:49,780
had moved on to the traditional rod and needles
753
00:36:49,780 --> 00:36:52,519
known as tebori I didn't know what to expect
754
00:36:56,860 --> 00:36:58,300
I've been tattooed all over
755
00:36:58,300 --> 00:37:01,320
but I've never had a traditional
756
00:37:01,579 --> 00:37:04,940
Japanese tattoo done in the traditional style of tebori
757
00:37:04,940 --> 00:37:07,260
and I was totally nervous about that because
758
00:37:07,260 --> 00:37:10,079
everyone was like oh it hurts you feel it
759
00:37:28,659 --> 00:37:29,719
here we go
760
00:37:41,579 --> 00:37:42,840
it's different it's
761
00:37:42,860 --> 00:37:44,880
different yeah I'm used to hearing the hum
762
00:37:48,019 --> 00:37:49,340
the worst part honestly
763
00:37:49,340 --> 00:37:51,260
was hearing the needles going in
764
00:37:51,260 --> 00:37:53,239
you could hear like a squelch it was like
765
00:37:56,219 --> 00:37:57,239
surgery
766
00:38:00,860 --> 00:38:04,019
I don't know if I'm just numb or it doesn't actually hurt as much
767
00:38:04,019 --> 00:38:06,019
it's not as bad as the machine actually
768
00:38:06,019 --> 00:38:08,820
you should get one no it doesn't hurt yeah
769
00:38:08,820 --> 00:38:10,139
I know you I believe you
770
00:38:10,139 --> 00:38:11,179
it's a good bonding experience
771
00:38:11,179 --> 00:38:12,539
you can get tattooed with me
772
00:38:12,539 --> 00:38:14,179
let's get you a hello Kitty tattoo
773
00:38:14,179 --> 00:38:16,079
I'll tell you what fuck off
774
00:38:18,179 --> 00:38:20,059
I mean all that talk about oh
775
00:38:20,059 --> 00:38:21,139
I might get one oh
776
00:38:21,139 --> 00:38:24,219
I might get one and then all of a sudden it was like me
777
00:38:24,219 --> 00:38:26,179
no if I haven't Learned how to survive by 67
778
00:38:26,179 --> 00:38:27,239
I shouldn't be here
779
00:38:31,139 --> 00:38:33,559
this is definite art oh yeah
780
00:38:34,019 --> 00:38:34,900
it does honestly
781
00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:36,559
this doesn't hurt as much as the gun
782
00:38:37,739 --> 00:38:38,559
yes
783
00:38:39,539 --> 00:38:40,639
he's quick
784
00:38:48,059 --> 00:38:51,400
it's a lot more relaxing without the buzz
785
00:38:57,460 --> 00:38:59,360
is he okay yeah it's fine
786
00:39:00,860 --> 00:39:02,000
he won't be
787
00:39:09,619 --> 00:39:11,420
I'll tell you what I'll have with me if you need it
788
00:39:11,420 --> 00:39:12,860
it's a um
789
00:39:12,860 --> 00:39:14,579
nurse born with a knowing stuff no
790
00:39:14,579 --> 00:39:16,480
you're not supposed to put that on it afterwards
791
00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:18,519
I got the serious knowing stuff as well
792
00:39:18,579 --> 00:39:20,920
it's called amputation ha ha
793
00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:27,340
Gus is there is there much difference as far as this
794
00:39:27,340 --> 00:39:30,260
the traditional style versus using a tattoo gun
795
00:39:30,260 --> 00:39:32,880
because the difference is when it heals
796
00:39:33,420 --> 00:39:35,340
colors heals like brighter
797
00:39:35,340 --> 00:39:36,599
oh wow yeah
798
00:39:37,539 --> 00:39:39,480
we're finished now let's go
799
00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:44,860
that's cool cool right
800
00:39:44,860 --> 00:39:46,980
oh yeah well done Jack
801
00:39:46,980 --> 00:39:49,340
it's very quick I thought it was gonna be like
802
00:39:49,340 --> 00:39:51,400
three hours in the traditional way
803
00:40:03,539 --> 00:40:05,679
how do you think our Japanese quest went
804
00:40:06,059 --> 00:40:08,400
well the samurai was Joseph was great
805
00:40:08,980 --> 00:40:10,480
oh really
806
00:40:11,219 --> 00:40:12,360
that's pretty good
807
00:40:13,300 --> 00:40:17,079
I present to thee a gift
808
00:40:19,739 --> 00:40:23,440
a great samurai master must never go into battle
809
00:40:24,179 --> 00:40:26,920
without the appropriate attire
810
00:40:27,739 --> 00:40:29,820
you must try your purple kimono
811
00:40:29,820 --> 00:40:33,400
and wear it with great pride for you are a warrior
812
00:40:39,860 --> 00:40:41,760
what do you wear this for
813
00:40:41,860 --> 00:40:43,099
for the pub
814
00:40:43,099 --> 00:40:45,659
and I got you a little accoutrement to go with it
815
00:40:45,659 --> 00:40:46,860
you can wear it when you go like
816
00:40:46,860 --> 00:40:48,440
I don't know go get a cup of coffee
817
00:40:48,460 --> 00:40:49,639
no thank you
818
00:40:50,619 --> 00:40:51,820
you know well
819
00:40:51,820 --> 00:40:54,780
seeing as you were complaining the entire time
820
00:40:54,780 --> 00:40:56,440
that you didn't get a samurai sword
821
00:40:56,820 --> 00:40:59,059
got you a samurai sword this is great
822
00:40:59,059 --> 00:41:00,739
what how old is this
823
00:41:00,739 --> 00:41:04,780
it is from the o dynasty of 2016
824
00:41:04,780 --> 00:41:06,639
from the Hollywood Boulevard region
825
00:41:08,139 --> 00:41:10,320
so it's not from Japan no
826
00:41:10,579 --> 00:41:12,719
saying a this summer on this is
827
00:41:13,219 --> 00:41:14,239
it looks like one of them
828
00:41:14,659 --> 00:41:15,820
you do thank you
829
00:41:15,820 --> 00:41:20,199
you're welcome you look awesome I feel like a
830
00:41:21,420 --> 00:41:24,619
the quest is complete what the I'm gonna wear that
831
00:41:24,619 --> 00:41:25,659
you can wear it around the house
832
00:41:25,659 --> 00:41:27,019
just with nothing else underneath
833
00:41:27,019 --> 00:41:28,780
you can present your samurai sword
834
00:41:28,780 --> 00:41:30,300
I had a great time I I
835
00:41:30,300 --> 00:41:32,420
I'm not so I like the best of the place
836
00:41:32,420 --> 00:41:34,579
and I've got a memory to last forever
837
00:41:34,579 --> 00:41:35,780
and not only that I've got it all
838
00:41:35,780 --> 00:41:37,179
a lot of it on forever
839
00:41:37,179 --> 00:41:38,860
you got those memories forever on that
840
00:41:38,860 --> 00:41:40,679
on your little iPod yeah yeah
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