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Hey, Stepdad.

Oh, hey, honey. How you doing? Good.

Me and Haley are going to go shopping, so I'm going to be gone for a little bit

if that's okay.

Okay. Okay, cool. I'll see you later.

See you later, honey.

Hey,

Stepdad. I'm going to go shopping with Maddie.

Okay.

Have fun.

Don't spend too much money. I'll try not to.

Hello?

Yes, it's them.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah, no, I told her she could use the credit card. Yeah, she went out

shopping earlier.

Maxed out?

Oh, that's impossible.

No, no, I zeroed that account out at the beginning of the month. It should be

$10 ,000 on that card.

Are you serious? She spent how much?

Oh, wow.

Thanks for the call. I appreciate it. Thank you.

Hello.

Yeah, this is he.

I'm sorry, say again?

My credit card is being used right now.

No, no.

It's authorized?

Yes.

No, not to worry. It's okay.

Is she wet?

How much?

Okay. Can you deny any other charges that are currently going

on right now? And I will rectify this.

Yeah.

Thank you for giving me the call.

Okay, thank you.

Yeah, bye.

Holy shit. And I told her not to be spending.

Hey,

Jack, this is Jay.

Yeah.

I don't know if you just recently got a phone call.

Oh, you did.

Yeah. I'm not sure what we should be doing about this, but something's got to

done, and I think we need to get together and see how we can

solve this issue with the girls spending so

much money on our cards.

Yeah, you could come on over here and we'll wait for him to come home.

Thanks. Bye.

Hey. Thanks for coming over.

Thanks for having me.

Can you believe these girls?

No, I mean...

I didn't believe it because I even told her, don't be spending money. You know,

just joking around with her. But, dude, how much did they get on your card?

$10 ,000.

$10 ,000?

How can you spend $10 ,000 on one day? They weren't even gone that long.

I should have asked how much she spent on mine.

You should have. You have no idea.

I don't. They just said that unusual charges that were adding up and then,

know. What's the limit on your card?

Well, it's a black card, but yeah, man. Oh, my God.

Wow.

What are we going to do about this?

I mean, eventually we've got to come home, we've got to come to that door,

what are we going to say? No, something's got to be done. I mean, this

They're taking advantage of us.

Yeah, to say the least. I mean, it's... You know, look, we'll just have them

take it back.

I mean, yeah, that goes without saying, but I mean, they still need some sort of

punishment, some sort of discipline. I mean, what do we do?

Well, I mean...

I mean, the way the kids are today, they just, you know, spend without

realizing, you know, the consequences. No bullshit on that. I know what we do.

We take the damn cards away. What? We take the cards away.

What? We take the cards away.

Yeah, let's do that. We'll take the cards away. I mean, they're our cards.

We're just letting them use our cards.

Well, I mean, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God, I know. I have to see everything you got. I can't wait. Dude,

this tennis bracelet.

It's so cute.

Girls. Yes.

We got a phone call from the bank saying that you spent a lot of money on the

car.

You mentioned it on my credit card. $10 ,000.

So, you know, I said, don't be spending a lot of money. So, what'd you do? You

spent a lot of money. I try not to. It's not that much money. Oh, honey, you

can't do like that.

Are you kidding me? It's not that much money. They didn't call you before.

It's not that much money.

Do you know how long it takes me to make that kind of money?

Yeah, we don't... It takes a lot to pay those card costs.

You know, there's a lot of interest on those, too.

Right? I mean, is this one of TQD's fiscal responsibility? We got a lot of

stuff. We needed stuff for summer.

It's coming really quick.

Yeah. What do you think? We're made of money? I mean, I don't live in fancy

houses, but... We don't have jobs. We don't have jobs.

It's taking advantage of us. That's right.

And it stops today.

We're taking your cards.

What? Your cards. Your cards.

What? Your cards.

The credit cards. We are taking the credit cards back. Yeah, the credit

Like, no way.

But what if we need them for an emergency?

Well, you should have thought about that before you took advantage of us.

Oh, my God. I hate you, Dad.

We're taking advantage of us.

Go over my dead body. You'll get your card back.

What the hell just happened?

Wait, don't they know they're in the wrong?

These kids today.

Jesus.

I can't stand my dad.

They're so dumb. Weren't they young?

How do they expect us not to shop?

We need to look good. Like, it's what we do.

It's not fair. Like, I have to shop and I... What are we going to do?

We have to do something.

so much nicer than mine, I'm screwed.

Why is your dad so mean?

I don't know. I think he got, like, hit in the head or something when he was

young. But why does he talk like that, too?

I wish I knew.

It's so weird.

But he just likes to yell at me like that.

We gotta figure out something, because if our moms find out, they're gonna kill

us all.

Oh, my gosh. We're so dead. We need to hide all this if they do.

But we can't not shop, either.

I know.

What are we going to do?

Do you have any ideas?

The only idea I have is talking to your dad. He's so much nicer.

My dad's not going to listen to any of us.

Um, how about... Hmm.

My dad is really nice.

He is. Yeah.

I feel like we could get off really easy with him, you know?

Yeah, way easier than getting off with my dad.

Maybe we can sweet talk my dad.

Yeah. Maybe we can get through to his heart.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think we could definitely do that with your dad.

And you like older guys, right?

Yeah. I mean, sometimes.

Okay, so maybe we can, like, text him to come up here and talk to us, and you

can, like, compliment him on, like, stuff like his hair.

Yeah. Because he just got a good haircut. His hair does look good. He

good. He can compliment his hair.

Yeah. He can compliment his glasses.

True. Yeah, you're right. He did just lose a few pounds.

He looks slimmer. And you can, like, suck his dick.

Yeah.

Yeah, I don't understand.

What was in their mind about doing this?

I mean, are you okay with that? Yeah. I mean, don't you want to stop?

Don't you want to be able to do this all the time without getting in trouble?

I mean, if you think that... I don't think he'll tell Mom either.

Either of our moms.

No?

I know they're authorized to use a card, but I mean, that's a bit ridiculous.

That is ridiculous.

And this whole time, I thought it was their mom.

Yeah, I know, and me too. I just keep signing the checks and sending the

payments out, but, you know.

Okay, this is... This is way out of control.

But... Do you think it'll make it okay with my dad, too?

Yeah.

I need to be okay. I can't not shop.

You want me to text him?

Yes. Okay.

Oh, my God.

Don't worry. We're going to be able to go on endless shopping sprees.

That's all I want. They can't take away our card. No. That means something.

No. We're going to make it right. Just as long as you talk to my dad, too, I'll

do anything.

We're going to make it right.

This is to the point that our wives would be mad at us if they found out.

That we didn't know. I mean, this whole thing's been going on this whole time,

and we didn't realize this. What are we going to tell them? They'll think we're

a couple of buffoons.

They already think that.

I've got to go use the restroom real quick.

I'll be right back.

If you want to get something out of the kitchen, just help yourself.

Thanks.

girls wanted to talk to me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We just wanted to say that we're really sorry.

We're super sorry. And you look so good in that shirt, by the way. Oh, thank

you. But look, you guys know you did wrong.

Again, I don't mind you spending money, but you took advantage.

But you know we need to look good. And we're saying sorry.

Is that good enough or not? It's just like you look good in those glasses.

Thank you.

Don't change this.

Look, it is what it is.

It won't be a permanent thing, okay?

You get the card back or the use of the card back. But what if we want it to be

a permanent thing? What if we want to shop?

We can't go without.

But you guys have boundaries. You've got to know where your limits are.

And not maxing the limits out.

My dad never told me any limits, but do you want to come try to explain it

to us a little bit?

What do you mean?

I don't know what the two of you have in mind,

but it's never going to work, okay?

You did something wrong.

You have to, you know, pay the price and no cards.

Easy peasy. How about that? We just want to say sorry.

Honey, I appreciate that you want to say sorry, okay? But you have to know that

you did something wrong.

So let us make it up to you.

Chores?

You know.

Let's sit and talk about it. We have something better. We have something

in mind. Come on. Please sit and talk with us. Come on. Just for a little bit.

Don't just stand there.

Here. Come get comfortable, sir.

What? Yeah. We don't want you uncomfortable.

Your hair feels so nice, by the way.

But... And he lost a few pounds, and he looks so good. Yeah, he looks tan too.

I mean, it's just, you know. Oh, is he getting all pink?

Okay. Okay,

I don't know what. Let me try these on.

They look so handsome on you. I wonder how they'd look on me.

Okay. Oh, look at those pretty blue eyes.

Thank you. Yeah.

Okay, so we're going to talk about.

The car juice. Yeah. Whatever you want to talk about. Whoa.

Hello. Hello.

Hi. What are you doing?

What is going on? We just wanted to talk. Just relax a little bit.

Talking and you're touching me.

Yeah. Well, you're both literally like cutting off circulation.

So I just want to.

No, no, no. It's okay.

It's okay.

No, it's not okay.

If your daughter says it's okay. This is wrong.

I'm not saying no.

I'm not doing anything.

I'm not doing anything.

What did you guys say?

I'm not doing anything, Dad.

It's all Maddie.

Doesn't this put you in a better mood?

It's made a very awkward position.

Why? Why is it awkward?

Why is it awkward?

Your bestie is sucking your dad's dick right now.

She's so weird about that. What's so weird about that? It's not me.

Okay.

No. We're just trying to make it up to you, Dad. No, no.

Sweetheart. Sweetheart, please.

That's not the way to... We want to go shopping again.

That's the way to get a car back. We don't want you to tell Mom.

Who? Mom.

Yeah. No. Yeah. Don't tell Mom. Don't tell Mom. Anything. Anything. Oh, we

never tell Mom anything. Anything. Nothing. Not about the shopping. Don't

me. It's like, Mom, and then you don't have to tell her anything.

I don't know how that makes any sense at all. None at all.

None of it.

It, like, totally does.

It's okay.

This is so... Fun?

Turn your face. Don't look.

Don't look.

Oh, I'm so going to be in trouble.

It gets us out of trouble.

Right? Yeah, yeah.

I guess you're right.

You get the use of the card.

Oh, you get the use of the card. I do, yeah?

I can't speak for... Will you talk to my dad?

Yeah, you have to.

You have to talk to her dad.

You have to. What do you mean you're not going to be able to convince him? I

mean, he was the one who really wanted to do the whole card thing. I was just

going to say, just not use it for a week. He said, take it away. Oh, trust

know. He's horrible.

But it's not like I can convince him. He's the main one. You're so nice.

Come on, Dad.

Help her out, too.

She's helping you out.

Right?

I'll do what I can.

Thank you, Daddy.

You're welcome. Your dad is so cool. I know.

Please don't look at this. It's a little weird. Okay,

Dad.

I'll try not to.

She's like, I tried not to spend a lot of money.

I know the first time she brought you home for an overnight, you were in

trouble.

Okay, Dad, just relax.

Close your eyes. I'm not looking.

Okay. I'm not looking.

You don't, you just need to relax.

I'll try to relax.

This is very difficult to do.

Okay.

What?

What?

Can't do that.

I didn't do anything.

I just needed a break. I swear it was going to come back to me anyway.

We're not weirdos.

I just want to make you happy.

Did that not make you happy?

Who the hell is he?

You.

No. Don't.

Do that again.

Okay, I promise. I promise I won't do it again.

It wasn't my idea.

Maddie, that was your idea?

Well, something else wasn't my idea.

Your idea was to do this? No, it was both of our ideas.

As long as it gets us out of trouble.

We just didn't want to be in trouble with you or mom.

Taking advantage again.

I'm not taking advantage. I'm not doing anything.

What the hell is going on in here?

Dad?

Sorry.

It's their idea.

I was listening from outside the door.

I was. You're not mad?

Well, we'll see about that.

Do you think we can make this credit card thing work?

Yeah.

There we go.

What am I doing?

What?

I mean, you girls want your credit cards back, don't you?

Yes, Daddy.

Then you wanted me to talk to him, so here, you just talk to him.

And you keep talking to him.

This is a good start to getting that card.

I'm doing this for her, so she's not in trouble, too. Oh, yeah, yeah.

So I'm out of trouble, Daddy?

Well... Daddy, what about me? Sorry, I didn't look.

What about me, Daddy? Am I out of trouble?

Oh, you're so in trouble.

I may not have...

out of trouble.

I got an idea. Why don't you do this? Why don't you go back there?

I can't believe I'm stuck here, Dad.

I can't believe what your dad's doing.

I'm trying not to look. No, no, no. Don't look, Dad. Don't look. Don't look,

weirdo. Don't look.

Okay, don't look.

Don't you look either.

I think you got too many clothes on too.

What do you think?

Yeah, I think.

I've done this before.

Don't look at me.

I'm not. Don't look at each other. Don't make it weird.

No.

Don't look at me, Dad.

Put a pillow there.

Hey, make it easy. I'll get Austin.

Oh,

thank you.

Oh, my God. Ew, I see your dick.

Don't look.

Don't look.

Is that weird if we're not looking at each other? That's true.

Think about all the shopping we're going to be able to do.

Why are we kissing so you don't have to look at each other? Yeah.

Just go ahead. I don't know.

It was a thought.

A dirty thought.

I'm fucking your best friend and you're kissing her? Stop, Dad!

I'll move her don't make it weird y 'all love me

You should do that.

Dad, I'm so close to you. Don't touch me, please.

I'm not really sure how this all works.

Dad,

don't look at me.

Don't look at me. You don't look at me either.

in your tongue, right?

So you don't... Why am I under here with your balls all over my face? Who the

hell is this?

I don't remember.

The two of you. You want your cards back, don't you?

Our what?

Your cards. Your credit cards.

You want to go shopping?

Yeah. You want to spend that money?

There you go.

So you just got a grin and bear for now. Grin and bear. There you go. Grin and

bear.

It's so tight, it just pops out.

It just pops out.

Put your tongue in your friend right there. Here you go.

It's on my eye, Dad!

You just enjoy this one.

I'm just going to wipe your ear.

Dad! You're making it so weird, Dad.

I'm just going to move your hair out of the way. There you go.

Go ahead.

There you go. Lick it, lick it, lick it. Is this what does it for you, me eating

out my friend?

Why are you making this so weird?

I'm trying not to.

But I'm kind of... Oh, my God.

Slightly turned on.

Very turned on.

Your balls are in my eye, Dad.

I'm sorry. Let me get up a little higher. Dad!

Put your tongue on your friend.

Here you go.

Yes.

What? You want me to?

I'm having a hard time getting there.

Dad,

why are you making this so weird?

Don't be like that.

Can you drool there just a little bit? Just a little drool.

That's it. Perfect.

Just raise up just a little bit. There you go.

And just a little bit. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Dad.

Oh, I took too much of my tongue. Get out of here.

Sorry.

I just had to do it.

Honey, don't. You're already.

Honey, you're already there. You might as well just... There you go. There you

go. See, she's spitting on it, too. Yeah, she's making it a little nicer for

There you go.

Oh, out of my mouth.

That's a good spit.

That's a good spit.

Oh, my gosh.

Don't make it weird.

This whole thing is weird, honey.

It doesn't have to be.

I'll just keep looking away.

Don't look at me, Dad.

I can't look away.

I'm just looking at your friend.

Just look at me.

Don't look at her. Look at me.

That's my daughter's.

It is mine.

That way we're not having to be close.

Just don't look.

Oh, my God.

Endless shopping.

No.

Yeah.

this whole thing, didn't you? He didn't want me to suck his dick.

It was our idea.

You can't say that he didn't want to see your dad's dick.

I won't say anything.

If you don't think it's weird that you see your dad's dick, then... I mean, I

already see it.

Why don't you feel it now? Yeah.

I'll do it if... She does it first, since it was her idea.

What are you saying?

Do you promise?

You won't tell anybody?

Nobody. Not nobody.

Nobody. Our little secret.

We might be best friends.

This is why we're close. We're close friends now.

Oh my god.

Okay. I cannot help but look.

Okay. Eyes are closed. My eyes are closed.

I'm lying. You pretend like it's her.

Okay.

Yeah, please.

pussy and suck on it? I didn't.

I didn't have that idea.

No, it looked good.

Yes, I'm sorry.

I want to see my dick too. I want to see.

Here.

Here. Suck it.

Suck it.

Suck it.

Wait. That's weird.

Just taste yourself.

It's not too weird like that. It's just fucking you. It's not going to go.

You're just tasting yourself.

Oh my god.

Your dick is so big, daddy.

Your face is so beautiful.

This is true. Look at you.

Oh, beautiful, beautiful.

What's that?

Put them next to each other.

Oh,

no,

you have the ideas, huh, Dad?

You come over here.

Come to Daddy.

Come to Daddy.

Oh my god.

You would have told me I would have seen my daddy. Oh my god, daddy.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, yes.

Daddy.

Oh my god,

daddy.

Yes, yes, yes.

Just fuck him. Oh, my God.

You hold her

legs back, and you hold her leg.

There we go. Stay with him together.

yeah yeah yeah

to do that there.

Daddy tastes so fucking good. He's not the worst.

Can we girls learn a lesson?

Yes.

That we can get out of anything.