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Hey, honey, I need to talk to you for a minute.

Yeah, okay, for sure. Come in then.

Do you need a minute or anything?

No, I'm okay.

Okay.

Honey, I just asked if you needed a minute.

I'm just watching this video real quick.

Okay, yeah, but I just asked if we could talk.

We can talk.

Yeah, but you can't...

You can't talk to your stepdad while you're masturbating.

Right? Okay.

Um, but it... I'm just trying to please myself real quick.

Okay, yeah, but... Okay, but you know that's not, honey, that's not, like,

normal, right?

To be, like, masturbating all the time?

Well, it's just been really hard lately.

You know?

Okay, well, your mom is...

Freak out. That's what I have to... That's why I told me to talk to you.

Okay. Your mom walked in on you masturbating, like, two times in the

of days.

Well, she shouldn't be coming in my room.

It's my personal space.

Okay, she just doesn't... I mean, she just doesn't, like, understand, like,

what's going on. Because it's, like... Well, my two boyfriends, they're

out of town, so... It's been really hard to get anything, you know?

How many boyfriends do you have?

I have three.

I have three boyfriends.

Normally you're supposed to have one boyfriend. That's how things normally

But it's more fun when you have three.

A couple of your boyfriends aren't around? Do you have to masturbate all

time? Yeah, so one of them literally left, moved away with his family, and

the other one is just not talking to me right now.

I don't know why.

So I've been left to please myself, you know?

Okay, well, it makes a little more sense.

Mm -hmm.

Do you have to... Okay, because you're, like, not masturbating all the time.

It's hard. Because your mom's just freaking your mom out.

Like, I know you're, like, not in school right now, and, like, it's just a

little weird that you're this... I didn't know you were horny like this.

Yeah.

It's just been a lot.

Again, I'm just a really horny person.

I'm needing to please myself all the time.

Okay, well, can you, could you, like, maybe just try to not

masturbate so much?

Okay, please? But it's hard because I'm always horny.

Okay, but have you tried, like, maybe, like, taking, like, a cold shower or

something? A cold shower?

I can definitely try that.

Okay, why don't you just, let's just try to stop, okay?

Let's just try to stop macerating.

Okay. And stop, you know, watching porn constantly, okay?

Alright, can we just give it another shot?

Okay, that's fine.

Wait, Jade, what are you doing?

Um, you said to stop macerating.

Yeah?

So...

I can, you know, do this instead.

No, give me my shorts back.

Babe, stop.

What are you doing?

Literally, look. You're already hard.

I... Oh, maybe a little bit, okay? That doesn't... But,

see, he said to stop masturbating. This would literally help the whole entire

problem.

Okay, that doesn't... That's not what I meant. That's not... Like, look.

Stop, stop.

Stop touching my car. It's literally a nice car, too.

Okay, well, thank you, but I'm still your stepdad, okay? So you can't... You

can't... You can't put that in your mouth like that.

But it feels so good.

Okay, your mom would kill us, okay?

We can't...

She wouldn't figure out.

I wouldn't tell her.

Oh, shit.

Just because, you know, like... You know, I get horny too a lot, okay? It

doesn't mean just...

This will solve all the problems.

Yeah, maybe this is the simplest thing.

Your pulse is so good.

Well, thanks.

You're almost as thick as my boyfriend.

I think you might be thicker.

That's good, I guess.

You know, I don't... Should we really do this? Maybe we shouldn't do this. Mm

-hmm. You know?

Oh, no. Oh, my God.

It feels so good, though.

Oh, yeah.

And you seem to be enjoying it as well.

Yeah.

I just, you know, I just don't think it's fun.

You know, maybe... Come on, I know you're just as horny as I am right now.

Your mom never even puts it in her mouth.

Oh, you feel so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

it's okay.

Oh, my God. You cook this way better than my boyfriends.

Okay, good.

Let's go.

Can I blow you a kiss?

Yeah

Yes.

Not too hard, is it?

Yeah, sure.

as much as I did.

Okay, cool.

So it's just like no more mastering. We'll just do this. Yeah, no more

mastering.