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Naughty America.

Nobody does it better.

Oh my God.

You must be new.

Jesus. You don't need to be dressed up like this. I just need you to clean the

house and stuff. You know, you're overdressed.

You're here to clean my house, right?

You must be fucking kidding me. She's stupider than I thought.

What? Do you have any fucking idea who I am? No.

Seriously?

I'm Isabella, your girlfriend's best friend from high school, college.

Wait, what's today?

Oh, my God. Oh, fuck.

No, shit, I'm so sorry. Do I look like I fucking made you in the first place

dressed like this?

This is amazing. This is great. Just wait. No, no, no, no, no. No me interesa

escucharlo. Quédate callado.

I don't care. And by the way, I'm Colombian. I do not clean your fucking

And I'm here on vacation.

And you just topped it off to make it the worst vacation I could ever make.

Okay, okay, Miguel. No, no, no.

I'll take you and my wife out to dinner.

I'll tell you what. What?

Why don't you chill down your pants?

What? I don't need to buy dinner.

I can buy that with her.

Why am I dropping down my pants? Well, she has to see something in you. I mean,

obviously the brains, it definitely is not.

Well, if I'm not forsaken, if you're the real Isabel, aren't you married?

So? What do you mean, so? I can't cheat on my wife.

That doesn't matter. I'm on fucking vacation, and you just fucked it up.

She has to see something in you.

I mean, you have to carry something that's worth her time.

When we drop my pants?

Yeah. Then you're going to forgive me, maybe?

Drop them. Oh, Jesus Christ. These are so fucking hard.

This is great, actually.

Bueno.

Hey, done? Happy?

Can I go?

You're a little bit forgiven. I didn't say entirely.

Be patient. Calm down. What else do I got to do?

Um, do you want to make up for your fuck -up that happened to come over here?

You see?

Is this a trap or something?

Oh shit.

Well, she did mention a lot of things about you. Yeah? Mm -hmm.

This is a pleasant surprise.

It is.

Say, wait there. I gotta do something. I'm sorry. No, no, no. Let me see.

Oh, shit.

There we go.

Is that better here?

Mm -hmm.

I hadn't thought those girls you were confusing me for would clean your house

like this.

Sorry.

There you go.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, shit.

Damn.

Jesus.

God, that tastes so good.

You know what you're doing.

Yeah.

Yeah, maybe next time you won't fucking confuse me for anything. Oh, I won't.

That's for damn sure.

Oh shit.

Oh my

god.

Right there

up these damn pants.

Don't mind if I do spank you.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Good fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Come on, your pussy's wet.

You feel that, don't you?

And you hold those legs.

Perfect.

Good aim. Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh shit.

Here we go.

Oh.

Fuck yeah.

Shit Give me a sweat

Flippers. Yeah, your fucking website.

I wish you'd suck.

I want you to lay down, baby.

Wow.

It's so crazy.

Well, I'm just happy you won't confuse me next time.

Oh, I definitely won't.

Mm -hmm.

There you go.

Holy shit, you drained my wave.

You're not going to tell my wife, are you?

I'm still going to tell her.

Naughty America.

Nobody.

Nobody. Nobody. Does it better.