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Hey, how'd it go?

What, my date? Yeah, your date. Did you get laid?

No, I didn't get laid. You didn't?

No, of course not. Well, what'd you guys do?

We just... I mean,

like, it was good at first.

It was, I think, I mean, she was, like, laughing and stuff.

Did you like her?

Yeah, I mean, she was pretty.

Yeah.

Like,

we went to, like, this, like, Mexican restaurant.

It was pretty good.

That's it?

Well, like, and then we were, you know, like, we were, like, talking,

and I was, like, making her laugh some.

And then she, like... So,

obviously, you weren't into her. No, I mean, I was into her, but then she,

like... Well... She... I don't know. She, like... The way that she, like,

laughed and she, like... I don't know.

Like, it... It, like, reminded me of, like, a gym.

Oh, no.

I just...

Well, maybe you just really need to get your mind off of her. Maybe you...

That's what I'm trying to do. I started crying at the table. She left.

She said she had an emergency.

So you left after you started crying? Well, yeah, I started crying like a

person. By an accident, I tried to stop.

And then, like, I just... I don't know, this is like the fifth day I've been

gone in, like, a month. And, like, I just do weird shit every...

I, like, want to just, like, give up, I think.

No, I don't think you should give up. Maybe you just need to give yourself a

break.

I mean, I didn't, like, leave the house for, like, six months after she broke up

with me. I mean, it's, like, been, like, a year, you know? Like, what's wrong

with me?

Well, things take time, and, you know, you'll find a girl.

You just...

You need to be more confident and get out there more and have fun with

I mean, like... Maybe go out with some friends and then you'll find a nice

Yeah, I just... I don't know. It's just not working.

I'm just going to be gay or something.

You can't just be gay.

I can. If I want, I can try.

Well, you can't just... Those guys get laid all the time. You can't just choose

one day that you want to be gay. Maybe I'm into it. I don't know.

I'm just, I don't think that's how it works.

I'm just like, I think you just need somebody who really gets you.

Well, that sounds great, but I can't find that.

Well, I mean, you're my sister. You're like, I know you're like always nice to

me. I love you.

I'm always going to be here for you.

Maybe I can help you.

Yeah, but you've already been trying to help me, you know? It's just like...

Maybe I can help more.

I mean... That'd be cool. I don't know.

I'm just kind of like... Well, um... I'm sure I could help you really

get your mind off of it.

I mean, that'd be cool. I'm just... I'm just gonna be alone for a little bit.

I'm just gonna take a nap or something.

No, let's hang out.

No, I don't want to hang out right now. Why don't you want to hang out?

I just, like, I'm just stressed out, okay? No, you always want to hang out

me. I can't usually, just, I just, you know, just we'll hang out a couple

okay?

No.

Yeah. We're hanging out now.

I don't want to hang out now.

Well, we can talk more.

Let's just talk more about it later, okay?

No.

Stop.

Stop. No.

I'm going to take a nap, okay?

No, you can't take a nap.

Yes. You can't.

I'm going to lie down. No, you're not.

Yes, I am. No, you're not.

I'm depressed.

What are you doing?

Shut that.

I'm depressed, okay? Yeah, you're so depressed and you need it to lighten up.

Okay, I'm not going to lighten up. I can help you. Why won't you let me just

help you? You already helped me a lot, okay?

Okay, well... There's nothing you can do.

Yes, there is.

There's more that I could do.

Like what?

Like, you need...

A confidence booster.

Maybe I could help you lift your confidence a little bit.

Well, you can't. I couldn't. Because I suck. How?

Well, maybe we could mess around a little bit and have sex so

you can go out there and be more confident. You'll get more girls.

I can't. Stop messing with me. You're my sister. We can't have sex. We messed

around when we were younger.

Yeah, but we didn't know any better.

That was like a long time ago. Okay, well, nobody's going to know.

Are you being serious?

Yeah, who's going to find out, you know?

And it's going to really help you.

I mean, you think so?

I think so.

You know, it's not going to be weird, right?

No.

See, this has to be helping a little bit.

Yeah, I feel like... I definitely feel better.

This

doesn't feel

weird.

It does.

I hardly know the girls I want dates with.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Did that help you?

Yeah, I feel like I'm a million times better.

I told you.