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What are we doing here, stepdad?

Well, we've gotten a lot of complaints about your behavior.

All right, stepdad.

Did she cry again because I ran too long?

Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't the one crying.

You were.

Because I won first place last week.

Enough. Yeah, girls, is this a little rivalry of yours? Out of control. It's

affecting your training, your sportsmanship.

My blood pressure. All right? Swimming was supposed to be a fun activity for us

to enjoy. So we're going to settle this the old -fashioned way. No nonsense,

high stakes, swim off.

All right.

How about we do two?

Winner gets eternal bragging rights.

Ready? Go!

Come on, sweetheart. You got it. You got this.

Straight line. Straight line.

Poke it.

All the way. All the way. Fight through it. Fight through it. Come through.

You're almost there. Last couple feet, baby. Come on, sweetheart. You got it.

All right. Yeah, yeah.

Wait.

Really?

A tie?

You cheated?

Excuse me. You're mad because I almost... Almost? You didn't win.

Neither did you.

Why do we always end up like this?

Not my fault you're so obsessed with me.

Me? Obsessed with you?

That's rich coming from somebody who always balls me home after practice.

Well, it's not my fault that you're so hot.

Well, listen, I'm going to be honest.

I've had the biggest crush on you and your stepdad.

For, like, the longest.

Honestly, I've had a pretty big crush on your and your stepdad also.

That's why I'm so competitive, I guess.

Really?

You know, girls, come on. Get out of the pool. Let's get changed and go inside.

Let's get dressed, girls. Come on. Yeah, let's do this.

You heard what they were saying outside. Why not?

What? Jesus, this is my dog.

And this is the first time that they're not arguing with each other.

Don't you want your daughter to be happy?

I do, but I mean, what the heck?

It's unthinkable.

I'm with you, mind.

But you would be having sex with my daughter, too.

Think about it. It's a wet dream come true. It's fucked up. Oh,

hey, girls. Hey, girls.

Me and Jack are talking.

We think that it would be helpful to start discussing your newfound feelings

from outside.

Oh, you're not...

Of course not, sweetheart.

I want you to act on those emotions.

It's not a good bottle of that.

So you want us to act on our feelings?

Like, right now?

Why not?

I already talked to Jack about it. He's down.

What? He's down?

Yes, go ahead. It might be because of our dad.

Yeah.

Well, how about that?

Make it a little bit more comfortable for everybody.

You can do a flop.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

Okay.

All right.

Why don't we get the girl down on her knees?

Are you sure this is fine?

I'm sure.

There you go. Oh, my God.

Why don't you put that in?

Oh, my God.

God damn, there's probably not too many.

Definitely didn't learn it from his mom.

Are you watching me?

I'm just making sure you're doing a good job.

What about me, dad?

Oh, God.

Oh,

God. Oh,

God.

back in there.

Oh, fuck.

Aren't you girls happy you let your true feelings out today?

Yeah. Yeah?

Oh, fuck. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Dad, you're such a big pot.

Oh. Well, why don't you come give me a little thanks?

What?

I have a daughter.

I'm just trying to get a little bit closer to my daughter, Coco.

Come on, sweetheart.

Give it a look at me.

What was that?

I just wanted you to taste your dad.

Why don't you taste your dad then?

Why don't we just have sex?

You must have eyes and things.

Oh, Jesus.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Dad, you're not supposed to be talking to me like that.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Yeah.

I'm enjoying it sweetheart, just sit back and relax.

That's okay.

I'm so glad you guys had a good time.

You mind your business, sweetheart. Enjoy it.

A little bit too late for me right now.

I love watching my daughter's friends.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Hey,

Jason,

what do you think about maybe swapping?

I like how you're getting into this, buddy.

What do you girls think?

Should we?

I mean, I guess we already saw our dad's dick. Might as well go to another shop,

right? Yeah, let's try it.

Oh, my God.

I've never thought about it before. I never thought it would actually happen.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

this is just amazing.

It feels so good.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm

so

sorry.

Oh my God.

Very good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

That's so cool.

Yeah, it's nice to have you here.

I love you. I love you.

I love you.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy.

Oh,

yes,

daddy. Oh, yes.

Oh, that's you, Chloe.

Just like that. Yeah, Daddy. You made this. Oh, yeah.

Uh -huh. Do you like what you made? Oh, my God. Honey.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Yeah, this is your pussy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. You're so good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Do I feel like my mom?

Oh, honey. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Uh -huh.

Give that cup back to me. It's mine.

Yeah. Uh -huh. Fuck your daughter.

Fuck your daughter.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Dad? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, keep running, sweetheart.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God, you're riding so good.

You're making Daddy proud, sweetheart. Keep riding.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Daddy,

daddy, daddy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You're stretching me out so much.

I'm so tired.

I hate Daddy.

It reminds

me of when he used to punish me.

Yeah, somebody's a bad girl.

I'm a little bad girl, right?

Yeah, Daddy put me in time out.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Mommy.

Mommy.

Oh, my God.

Oh. Oh, fuck.

I think we should cut my brother's face briefly.

Yeah?

Oh, my God.

Oh. Oh, God.

Oh.

Oh, let me go. Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Thank you.