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I can't remember the last
movie we saw in theaters,
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and on opening night.
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Movies are back, baby.
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Just think of all the chumps
out there waiting three days
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until this movie's
free on streaming.
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Now to watch this movie
the way God intended,
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on a small screen
and riddled with ads.
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I'm Dr. Janet Grody, creator
of Snuf Total-Body Deodorant.
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It's for all your
grossest places.
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Just rub it right
on your butt cleft,
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under pouch, stink flaps...
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How can they
say those words on TV?
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...peat bog, smuckle,
stunk-tank...
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Come on, skip ad. Skip ad.
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...between-hatch, gunk chunnel,
boob swamp, elbow crotch...
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Elbow crotch.
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I have one of those.
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Finally.
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You're a real man, and
real men have scrotum dust.
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Oh, for the love of...
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Have
you got butt-rot?
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Mm-hmm.
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Does your stank stink?
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Looks like it's
dingleberry season.
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Enough.
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Let's just do it old-school.
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DVDs were never dirty.
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Whoa, geez. Somebody had
a crush on Kevin Kline.
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Shut up. Everyone did back then.
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Keagan's Pond.
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Oh, I used to love this show.
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It's about four teenagers
played by 20-year-olds
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with the problems
of 40-year-olds.
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Oh, that show stinks. It
stinks like stink flaps.
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Come on, Bart. We're
going to Moe's.
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No Moe's on a school night.
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♪ Do-do-do-do-do,
do-do-do-do-do... ♪
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That's Keagan.
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I had such a crush on
Shawn Garrett Evanson.
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He was just poured into
that puka shell necklace.
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Mom. Shh, it's starting.
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Manliest shows for manly men.
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Hmm, Clincher.
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"Ex-Ranger, ex-CIA,
ex-Navy SEAL John Clinch
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"doles out his own
brand of justice
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with his fists."
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Buddy, you had me at "fists."
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Wow, not wasting any time.
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Shh. Punching.
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Keagan, what's wrong?
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Everyone's saying you
cried at swim practice.
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I don't want to talk about...
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It's my dad.
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He says film
school's for sissies.
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He wants me to be a wedding
planner just like him.
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Hey, Scorsese.
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Come down and help your old
man with his centerpieces.
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-Let's go.
-Where?
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A place where we're always safe.
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Why are you so good to me?
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'Cause I'm with you
for the long haul.
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As long as there's
a pond and a ladder,
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I'll be there.
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Whoa!
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♪ Do-do-do-do-do,
do-do-do-do-do ♪
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♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. ♪
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He can't go to jail.
He'll miss junior prom.
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Please tell me we have
the season two DVD.
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Hmm, maybe in the attic.
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Found it.
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Oh, I forgot about this
season's unfortunate haircuts.
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Whoa, this looks just
like the dress Laney wore
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when she got drunk
on cough syrup
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and blew her Juilliard audition.
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I was trying to
look just like her.
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I guess we all were.
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All these old clothes are
actually kind of trendy again.
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You know, I bet
that would fit you.
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Hmm.
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Oh.
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You look just like a little me,
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trying to look like a little
Sarah Jennifer Judson.
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You should wear that to school.
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I don't know, Mom.
I've kind of gotten
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used to flying under the radar,
you know, attention-wise.
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But it's cute.
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It kind of is.
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And then, and then
Clincher was like,
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"Peace be with you, Father,"
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but he meant "piece" like a gun.
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Then he punched the
priest with the gun.
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Oh, wow.
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Time for work, dear.
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The Clinker will be
here when you get home.
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It's not Clinker,
Marge, it's Clincher.
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Thank God she's
good-looking, right?
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I don't know
about this, Mom.
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Oh, Lisa. You're adorable.
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I guess, but what if
someone looks at me?
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Oh, no one's gonna look at you.
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How cute was Lisa in
her '90s look, Maggie?
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Pretty fly, I thought.
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It's so funny how things
come back in style,
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like the word "fly."
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And she was worried about what
the other kids would think.
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They'll think she's
cute as a button, right?
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Right? Why, I bet wearing
your mom's clothes
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is as cool today as it
was when I was a girl.
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What have I done?
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Janey, do you think
this outfit looks okay?
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Uh, we're all waiting
to hear what we think...
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from them.
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Move.
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Please don't be
getting consoled by the janitor.
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Hmm, retro vibes but
still of the moment.
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It tells a story, and that story
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is "look at my outfit."
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It works!
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Ah, she took a risk,
and it paid off.
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I can't believe it.
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My little girl is fashionable.
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And then at lunch, when I
went up to return my tray,
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everyone clapped.
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Oh, no, I can't go back
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to this dress
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that we bought at... CVS?
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Please tell me you have
one more cool outfit.
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Oh, I can do better than that.
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♪ Whoo, whoo! ♪ -♪ Street sounds
swirling through my mind ♪
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♪ Street sounds swirling
through my mind ♪
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♪ Mind ♪
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♪ Mind. ♪
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Hey, new kid.
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Huh? Me? Oh, I'm not new.
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I didn't ask for your
life story, new kid.
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I'm Devin. Spelled
like "heaven,"
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but with a "D" and no "A" and
an "I" for the second "E."
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Of course, you know Vidalia.
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No, we've never met.
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Lisa, darling.
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We were worried you might
be a one-fit wonder,
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but we've been loving
the vintage looks.
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Welcome to Fashion Club.
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You guys meet in the music room?
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We took it over
when Mr. Largo died.
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Mr. Largo died?
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Or he has jury duty?
It was something dumb.
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Honey, I love your eye.
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You're coming thrifting
with us this Saturday.
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Let's see you in action.
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Oh, that sounds fun.
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Downtown, noon.
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You better like boba,
or I swear to God...
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Terri, I didn't know you
were in Fashion Club.
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Where's Sherri?
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Please. Have you ever
seen Sherri slay?
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Or so much as serve?
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Keep walking, Kmart.
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Guess which fist I'm gonna
punch you off your chopper with.
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-Huh?
-Wrong.
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Hope that ambulance
has medicine.
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Homer, we need your help.
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Smitty's trapped between two...
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He's running out of oxygen.
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Ooh.
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Lisa, look what's coming
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to the Springfield Convention
Center this Saturday.
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Hmm?
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"Your favorite TV
stars from the '90s
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in varying degrees
of recognizability."
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And there's going to be a
Keagan's Pond meet-and-greet
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at 2:00.
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Uh, Saturday? Mm, I
sort of have plans.
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But I can totally
meet you at 2:00.
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Mom and daughter day.
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Great.
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My Frank Paul donkey shirt.
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I had so many great
memories with it.
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And thanks to you,
I have one more.
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Aw.
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Okay, if I'm gonna go shopping,
I'm gonna need some money.
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$28.
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That should be more than enough
to get a couple of cute fits
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at a thrift store.
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A hundred dollars?!
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For a T-shirt of an airline
that doesn't exist anymore?
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Why is everything
here so expensive?
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Uh, shop much?
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This is how the world
of thrifting works.
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Some used-up 40-year-old
donates a box full of clothes
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from when she mattered,
then someone cool but scary
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slaps a huge price tag on it.
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So thrift stores aren't
for poor people anymore?
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Oh, sweetheart, nothing is.
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What a racket. Let's
ditch this place.
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I have a better idea.
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Hmm, everyone's either
had way too much work done
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or not nearly enough.
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S.G.E.!
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I can't believe I
beat the crowds.
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Who am I making this
out to, sweetheart?
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Oh, actually, I-I
wanted to get a picture
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of you, me and my daughter.
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That counts as two selfies.
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I'm sure she'll be
here any second.
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No worries. I can tell
you all about my lawsuit
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against the makers of the
Keagan's Pond slot machine.
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It's rigged against me.
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♪ Do-do-do-do-do ♪
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♪ Da-da-da-da-da ♪
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♪ Da-da-da-da-da, ooh. ♪
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Look, I got to get out of here,
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or these jerks are
gonna charge me
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a full-day table rental.
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I can't believe it.
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Lisa stood me up.
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Sounds like your
afternoon is free.
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Ever done it in a men's shelter?
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Ah.
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Ugh. Lisa, you are so lucky
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your mom kept all
her old clothes.
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My mom sent all her cool looks
to the victims of some flood.
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So selfish.
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I mean, look at how cool
all the moms used to be.
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I bet every mom in town
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has an attic full of
forgotten vintage clothes.
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I never thought of that.
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This would be so
cute as a crop top.
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Oh, maybe don't...
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Uh...
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What the heck is going on here?
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Mom.
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I waited for you for hours.
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I met Keagan. It was unsettling.
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And the whole time you were
here, defiling my clothes
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with the cast of Euphoria?
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Oh, well, I-I didn't think
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you were ever gonna
wear this stuff again.
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I mean, it doesn't
even fit you anymore.
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Ooh.
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Excuse me?
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And even if it did fit,
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you're not cool
enough to pull it off.
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That's it. I'm
taking it all back.
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Now who's cool?
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You, ma'am.
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Now make like a banana and peel.
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I get it in context, I guess.
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Lisa! Hey, girlie. Want to hang?
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You still want to hang?
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Even after my mom totally
mom med out on us?
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Please.
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We don't ditch people just
for having crazy mothers.
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My mom once set fire
to a piano store
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00:12:01,141 --> 00:12:03,329
because she was trying to get
a news anchor's attention.
256
00:12:03,412 --> 00:12:05,266
Ugh. Mission accomplished.
257
00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:07,472
Come on, we're gonna
party at a friend's house.
258
00:12:07,555 --> 00:12:09,141
Ooh, a party?
259
00:12:09,224 --> 00:12:12,247
Playing Candy Land
with Ralph is a party?
260
00:12:12,330 --> 00:12:15,320
Totally. You're stuck
in Molasses Swamp again.
261
00:12:15,403 --> 00:12:17,124
I like swamp.
262
00:12:17,207 --> 00:12:20,297
Terri's been in the
bathroom for a while.
263
00:12:20,380 --> 00:12:21,232
I'm gonna go check on her.
264
00:12:21,315 --> 00:12:24,238
If you see Ralph in
the mirror, say hi.
265
00:12:24,321 --> 00:12:27,244
You know, Vidalia's been
checking on Terri for a while.
266
00:12:27,327 --> 00:12:31,219
I'm gonna go check on
Vidalia checking on Terri.
267
00:12:31,302 --> 00:12:33,289
Uh, that's weird.
268
00:12:33,372 --> 00:12:34,358
Time to go.
269
00:12:34,441 --> 00:12:36,463
What? Oh, okay.
270
00:12:36,546 --> 00:12:38,550
I'm popular.
271
00:12:40,454 --> 00:12:41,372
Why are we leaving?
272
00:12:41,455 --> 00:12:43,242
And why did we come?
273
00:12:43,325 --> 00:12:45,380
Shh. Man, what a haul.
274
00:12:45,463 --> 00:12:46,283
Vintage Abercrombie flannel,
275
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:49,288
Guess overalls,
spaghetti strap dress.
276
00:12:50,207 --> 00:12:53,163
You stole Mrs.
Wiggum's old clothes?
277
00:12:53,246 --> 00:12:56,336
It was just sitting in an
attic, totally forgotten,
278
00:12:56,419 --> 00:12:58,139
just like you said.
279
00:12:58,222 --> 00:12:59,476
Great job as
lookout, by the way.
280
00:12:59,559 --> 00:13:02,314
Oh, God. I was an accessory?
281
00:13:02,397 --> 00:13:04,486
No, this is an accessory.
282
00:13:06,371 --> 00:13:09,477
Ugh, you're right. You really
don't have the head shape.
283
00:13:15,591 --> 00:13:17,912
Okay, okay, we're thieves.
284
00:13:17,995 --> 00:13:20,083
I'm a thief. I'm in
a gang of thieves.
285
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:22,989
I'm gonna go to jail, and
they'll give me a tattoo
286
00:13:23,072 --> 00:13:25,227
and I won't even get to pick it.
287
00:13:25,310 --> 00:13:26,897
Girlie, relax.
288
00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:29,903
You had a genius idea.
We just executed it.
289
00:13:29,986 --> 00:13:32,073
We're keeping these
poor, neglected clothes
290
00:13:32,156 --> 00:13:35,013
out of the greedy
clutches of Big Thrift.
291
00:13:35,096 --> 00:13:37,919
And we're recycling old clothes
292
00:13:38,002 --> 00:13:39,923
instead of supporting
fast fashion.
293
00:13:40,006 --> 00:13:43,931
It's a victimless crime,
which is the second-best kind.
294
00:13:44,014 --> 00:13:45,483
But it's still a crime...
295
00:13:47,454 --> 00:13:49,976
...to look this good.
296
00:13:50,059 --> 00:13:51,947
I mean, it is a
shame to just let
297
00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:54,118
such cool clothes go to waste.
298
00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:58,093
It's not like Mrs. Wiggum was
gonna pass them down to Ralph.
299
00:13:58,176 --> 00:14:00,097
Lisa, you're
a genius again.
300
00:14:00,180 --> 00:14:03,036
We'll only hit boy moms'
houses from now on.
301
00:14:03,119 --> 00:14:07,311
Oh, stealing from more
moms? I don't know.
302
00:14:09,497 --> 00:14:11,085
Hey, fashion girl,
303
00:14:11,168 --> 00:14:13,123
this is your basic mom.
304
00:14:13,206 --> 00:14:15,961
Don't forget you have a
dentist appointment today.
305
00:14:16,044 --> 00:14:18,433
Hope you're not too trendy
to sanitize your retainer.
306
00:14:19,518 --> 00:14:21,105
I'm in, but if we're gonna hit
307
00:14:21,188 --> 00:14:23,143
every boy mom house in town,
308
00:14:23,226 --> 00:14:26,015
we can't do it one awkward
playdate at a time.
309
00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:29,154
We need to get all the moms
out of the house at once.
310
00:14:29,237 --> 00:14:30,123
But how?
311
00:14:30,206 --> 00:14:31,960
Attention, students.
312
00:14:32,043 --> 00:14:34,231
Don't forget Saturday
is the mother-son dance.
313
00:14:34,314 --> 00:14:37,438
So put on your boogie shoes
and mother-respecting bow tis
314
00:14:37,521 --> 00:14:39,976
and get ready to par-tay.
315
00:14:40,059 --> 00:14:42,314
Oh, I'm sorry, I misread that.
316
00:14:42,397 --> 00:14:43,249
-Party.
-Ugh.
317
00:14:43,332 --> 00:14:46,457
Thank God my mom's in
jail for piano arson.
318
00:14:46,540 --> 00:14:48,126
This is perfect.
319
00:14:48,209 --> 00:14:50,330
All the moms will
be out of the house.
320
00:14:50,413 --> 00:14:52,101
But what about the dads?
321
00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:54,473
I know just how to distract 'em.
322
00:14:56,358 --> 00:14:59,297
That's for checking my prostate.
323
00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:01,018
No.
324
00:15:02,236 --> 00:15:05,160
You can't make me go.
325
00:15:05,243 --> 00:15:07,164
Oh, come on. It's
not gonna kill you
326
00:15:07,247 --> 00:15:10,169
to slow-dance with your mother
in front of your friends.
327
00:15:10,252 --> 00:15:12,290
We don't know that for sure.
328
00:15:13,126 --> 00:15:15,013
Mother. Nice dress.
329
00:15:15,096 --> 00:15:17,351
Thank you. I'm glad it fits.
330
00:15:17,434 --> 00:15:18,487
Barely.
331
00:15:18,570 --> 00:15:20,023
Why, you little...
332
00:15:20,106 --> 00:15:22,027
Break it up. Break it up.
333
00:15:22,110 --> 00:15:24,031
Forget it, Mom,
she's not worth it.
334
00:15:24,114 --> 00:15:25,300
Come on,
335
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,554
let's go to the stupid dance.
336
00:15:29,124 --> 00:15:31,045
There's a lasagne in the fridge.
337
00:15:31,128 --> 00:15:33,432
Eat around the beef.
338
00:15:37,407 --> 00:15:38,259
These are the houses
339
00:15:38,342 --> 00:15:40,163
of Springfield's
former fashion hotties.
340
00:15:40,246 --> 00:15:41,299
The moms are at the dance.
341
00:15:41,382 --> 00:15:44,454
And I've got the
dad distract or.
342
00:15:53,372 --> 00:15:54,392
He's Clinched.
343
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:56,344
Let's go shopping.
344
00:16:25,504 --> 00:16:28,427
This dance is so lovely.
345
00:16:28,510 --> 00:16:29,361
Whose idea was it?
346
00:16:29,444 --> 00:16:31,231
Well, Mother and I
have been going through
347
00:16:31,314 --> 00:16:32,149
a bit of a rough patch,
348
00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:35,207
and our couples
counselor suggested it.
349
00:16:35,290 --> 00:16:38,113
Seymour, I didn't wear
my fancy orthopedics
350
00:16:38,196 --> 00:16:39,281
for you to chitchat.
351
00:16:39,364 --> 00:16:42,522
I asked the DJ to
play "Hungry Eyes."
352
00:16:42,605 --> 00:16:44,324
Bart, "Hungry Eyes."
353
00:16:44,407 --> 00:16:46,195
Hmm?
354
00:16:46,278 --> 00:16:48,099
You'll never catch me alive!
355
00:16:48,182 --> 00:16:51,488
♪ Hungry eyes... ♪
356
00:16:52,357 --> 00:16:55,213
Bart, if you don't
boogie with me,
357
00:16:55,296 --> 00:16:58,536
I'll lead a mom dance in
the center of the gym.
358
00:16:59,638 --> 00:17:02,495
Aha!
359
00:17:02,578 --> 00:17:03,680
Huh?
360
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,304
Okay, this is the big score.
361
00:17:07,387 --> 00:17:09,609
The mother lode
of mother clothes.
362
00:17:09,692 --> 00:17:12,280
Martin Prince's mom.
363
00:17:12,363 --> 00:17:15,153
I heard her sister used
to manage an Aeropostale
364
00:17:15,236 --> 00:17:17,592
and had a ten percent discount.
365
00:17:17,675 --> 00:17:19,496
-Whoa. -Whoa.
-Whoa.
366
00:17:19,579 --> 00:17:21,682
Let's do this.
367
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:31,318
Oh, my God.
368
00:17:31,401 --> 00:17:34,575
These sick freaks
don't have a TV.
369
00:17:36,245 --> 00:17:37,681
Come on, pick up, pick up.
370
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,621
Spice Girls tour jacket.
371
00:17:48,704 --> 00:17:50,190
Jelly sandals.
372
00:17:50,273 --> 00:17:53,478
Sweatpants with words
written on the butt.
373
00:17:54,347 --> 00:17:55,617
Hmm?
374
00:18:00,527 --> 00:18:04,184
Old Man Prince is on the
move. Get out of there.
375
00:18:04,267 --> 00:18:07,425
Guys, we got to go. We
can climb down from here.
376
00:18:13,418 --> 00:18:15,590
Mom's shirt.
377
00:18:17,561 --> 00:18:19,315
Attention, intruders.
378
00:18:19,398 --> 00:18:20,651
We know you're in the house.
379
00:18:20,734 --> 00:18:22,604
Police are on their way.
380
00:18:26,646 --> 00:18:27,364
Oh, no.
381
00:18:27,447 --> 00:18:29,367
Exit the premises immediately.
382
00:18:29,450 --> 00:18:32,240
I know that the neighbors
always have a lot of cash.
383
00:18:32,323 --> 00:18:34,512
They hide
a key in the flower pot.
384
00:18:35,564 --> 00:18:38,252
Aw, how did I ever
rationalize this
385
00:18:38,335 --> 00:18:41,325
as anything other
than a literal crime?
386
00:18:41,408 --> 00:18:44,565
I'm not a fashionista,
I'm a criminal.
387
00:18:48,355 --> 00:18:50,343
M-Mom?
388
00:18:50,426 --> 00:18:52,247
I'll explain in the dinghy.
389
00:18:52,330 --> 00:18:53,283
Where did you get a dinghy?
390
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:55,253
Do you want to escape or not?
391
00:18:55,336 --> 00:18:56,590
Whoa!
392
00:18:59,411 --> 00:19:01,332
While I'm busy
get-away-paddling,
393
00:19:01,415 --> 00:19:04,706
why don't you tell me
what were you thinking?
394
00:19:04,789 --> 00:19:06,342
I'm so sorry, Mom.
395
00:19:06,425 --> 00:19:08,614
You just wanted to bond with me,
396
00:19:08,697 --> 00:19:10,383
and I ruined it.
397
00:19:10,466 --> 00:19:12,589
I'm such terrible daughter.
398
00:19:14,508 --> 00:19:18,265
Remember, "I'm with
you for the long haul.
399
00:19:18,348 --> 00:19:22,824
As long as there's a pond
and a ladder, I'll be there."
400
00:19:24,494 --> 00:19:26,749
Wait, how did you
know I was here?
401
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,288
A mother always knows...
402
00:19:29,371 --> 00:19:32,595
is the name of the kid-tracking
app I put on your phone.
403
00:19:32,678 --> 00:19:34,264
Oh.
404
00:19:34,347 --> 00:19:36,268
I also track your
brother on here.
405
00:19:36,351 --> 00:19:38,272
See, he's still at the dance.
406
00:19:38,355 --> 00:19:39,407
Hey, this is
actually kind of fun
407
00:19:39,490 --> 00:19:41,278
when it's not your own mom.
408
00:19:41,361 --> 00:19:42,749
Dip me, handsome.
409
00:19:42,832 --> 00:19:43,750
Mm!
410
00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:47,458
Hey, the lady came with me.
411
00:19:47,541 --> 00:19:50,296
The sirens stopped.
Where are the cops?
412
00:19:50,379 --> 00:19:54,538
Your father said he'd take
care of them Clincher style.
413
00:19:54,621 --> 00:19:56,443
You're
under arrest, Clinche.
414
00:19:56,526 --> 00:19:59,783
Do I have the
right to remain violent?
415
00:20:02,638 --> 00:20:05,461
Yeah! Take that,
you stupid pigs.
416
00:20:05,544 --> 00:20:07,665
So, your mom didn't
even yell at you?
417
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,435
Wow, she's pretty cool.
418
00:20:09,518 --> 00:20:12,407
Well, I am grounded for
the next eight months.
419
00:20:12,490 --> 00:20:14,411
But when that's over,
do you guys want
420
00:20:14,494 --> 00:20:16,650
to come over and
watch Keagan's Pond?
421
00:20:16,733 --> 00:20:18,318
It's really good.
422
00:20:18,401 --> 00:20:21,426
Ew, why would anyone watch
a show from the '90s?
423
00:20:21,509 --> 00:20:23,797
I love that dress, by the way.
424
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,503
Oh, this? Oh, thanks.
425
00:20:26,586 --> 00:20:29,374
I've had it literally forever.
426
00:20:29,457 --> 00:20:32,347
Pick up the pace, people.
427
00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:34,351
I want everything
you stole returned
428
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:35,687
by the end of the day.
429
00:20:35,770 --> 00:20:37,792
Well, almost everything.
430
00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:39,796
Ooh.
431
00:20:39,879 --> 00:20:44,338
♪ Hungry eyes ♪
432
00:20:44,421 --> 00:20:46,892
♪ I feel the magic
between you and I. ♪
433
00:20:52,203 --> 00:20:57,096
♪ I'm not gonna age 'cause
I'll be young forever ♪
434
00:20:57,179 --> 00:20:59,234
♪ I'll be in high school ♪
435
00:20:59,317 --> 00:21:02,340
♪ For eternity ♪
436
00:21:02,423 --> 00:21:04,344
♪ I'm not gonna age ♪
437
00:21:04,427 --> 00:21:08,252
♪ And we'll always be together ♪
438
00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:12,360
♪ In a sort of
teenage purgatory ♪
439
00:21:12,443 --> 00:21:14,197
♪ Da-da-da-da-da ♪
440
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:19,340
♪ Do-do-do-do-do,
do-do-do-do-do ♪
441
00:21:19,423 --> 00:21:23,283
♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do ♪
442
00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:29,678
♪ Do-do-do... ♪
443
00:21:35,223 --> 00:21:36,224
Shh!
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