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I can't remember the last movie
we saw in theaters,
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and on opening night.
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Movies are back, baby.
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Just think of all the chumps
out there waiting three days
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until this movie's
free on streaming.
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[tires screeching]
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Now to watch this movie
the way God intended,
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on a small screen
and riddled with ads.
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I'm Dr. Janet Grody, creator
of Snuf Total-Body Deodorant.
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It's for all
your grossest places.
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Just rub it
right on your butt cleft,
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under pouch, stink flaps...
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[groans] How can they say
those words on TV?
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...peat bog,
smuckle, stunk-tank...
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[all snickering]
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Come on, skip ad. Skip ad.
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...between-hatch, gunk chunnel,
boob swamp, elbow crotch...
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[laughing]
Elbow crotch.
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I have one of those.
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[Bart and Lisa laughing]
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[groans]
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Finally.
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You're a real man,
and real men have scrotum dust.
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Oh, for the love of...
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[announcer]
Have you got butt-rot?
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- Mm-hmm.
- [groans]
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- Does your stank stink?
- [groans]
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Looks like
it's dingleberry season.
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[laughter]
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Enough.
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[grunts, pants]
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Let's just do it old-school.
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DVDs were never dirty.
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Whoa, geez. Somebody had
a crush on Kevin Kline.
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Shut up. Everyone did back then.
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[gasps]
Keagan's Pond.
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Oh, I used to love this show.
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It's about four teenagers
played by 20-year-olds
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with the problems
of 40-year-olds.
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Oh, that show stinks.
It stinks like stink flaps.
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Come on, Bart.
We're going to Moe's.
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No Moe's on a school night.
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[both groan]
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♪ Do-do-do-do-do,
do-do-do-do-do... ♪
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That's Keagan.
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I had such a crush
on Shawn Garrett Evanson.
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He was just poured into
that puka shell necklace.
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Mom. Shh, it's starting.
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Manliest shows for manly men.
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Hmm, Clincher.
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"Ex-Ranger, ex-CIA,
ex-Navy SEAL John Clinch
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"doles out his own brand
of justice
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with his fists."
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Buddy, you had me at "fists."
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[grunting, blows landing
on laptop]
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Wow, not wasting any time.
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Shh. Punching.
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[acoustic guitar playing on TV]
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Keagan, what's wrong?
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Everyone's saying you cried
at swim practice.
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I don't want to talk about...
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[crying]
It's my dad.
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He says
film school's for sissies.
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He wants me to be
a wedding planner just like him.
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Hey, Scorsese.
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Come down and help your old man
with his centerpieces.
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- Let's go.
- Where?
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A place where we're always safe.
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Why are you so good to me?
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'Cause I'm with you
for the long haul.
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As long as there's
a pond and a ladder,
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I'll be there.
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Whoa!
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[both shout]
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[gasps]
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♪ Do-do-do-do-do,
do-do-do-do-do ♪
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♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. ♪
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He can't go to jail.
He'll miss junior prom.
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Please tell me
we have the season two DVD.
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Hmm, maybe in the attic.
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[grunting, blows landing
on laptop]
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Found it.
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Oh, I forgot about this season's
unfortunate haircuts.
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Whoa, this looks just like
the dress Laney wore
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when she got drunk
on cough syrup
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and blew her Juilliard audition.
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I was trying to look
just like her.
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I guess we all were.
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[sighs]
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All these old clothes are
actually kind of trendy again.
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You know, I bet
that would fit you.
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- [grunts]
- Hmm.
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[gasps]
Oh.
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You look just like a little me,
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trying to look like
a little Sarah Jennifer Judson.
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You should wear that to school.
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I don't know, Mom.
I've kind of gotten
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used to flying under the radar,
you know, attention-wise.
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But it's cute.
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It kind of is.
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And then,
and then Clincher was like,
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"Peace be with you, Father,"
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but he meant "piece" like a gun.
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Then he punched
the priest with the gun.
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Oh, wow.
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Time for work, dear.
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The Clinker will be here
when you get home.
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It's not Clinker, Marge,
it's Clincher.
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Thank God
she's good-looking, right?
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[Lisa]
I don't know about this, Mom.
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Oh, Lisa. You're adorable.
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I guess,
but what if someone looks at me?
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Oh, no one's gonna look at you.
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[groans]
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[overlapping shouting]
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[shouting stops]
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[groans]
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How cute was Lisa
in her '90s look, Maggie?
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Pretty fly, I thought.
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It's so funny
how things come back in style,
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like the word "fly."
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And she was worried about what
the other kids would think.
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They'll think she's cute
as a button, right?
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Right? Why, I bet wearing
your mom's clothes
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is as cool today as it was
when I was a girl.
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[gasps]
What have I done?
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[pants]
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Janey, do you think
this outfit looks okay?
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Uh, we're all waiting
to hear what we think...
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from them.
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[Devin]
Move.
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[gulps]
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[tires screech]
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[panting] Please don't be
getting consoled by the janitor.
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Hmm, retro vibes
but still of the moment.
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It tells a story, and that story
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is "look at my outfit."
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It works!
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[cheering]
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Ah, she took a risk,
and it paid off.
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I can't believe it.
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My little girl is fashionable.
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And then at lunch, when
I went up to return my tray,
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everyone clapped.
[laughs]
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Oh, no, I can't go back
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to this dress
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that we bought at... CVS?
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Please tell me
you have one more cool outfit.
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Oh, I can do better than that.
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["The Bomb" by the Bucketheads
playing]
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- ♪ Whoo, whoo! ♪
- ♪ Street sounds swirling through my mind ♪
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♪ Street sounds
swirling through my mind ♪
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♪ Mind ♪
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♪ Mind. ♪
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Hey, new kid.
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Huh? Me? Oh, I'm not new.
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I didn't ask
for your life story, new kid.
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I'm Devin.
Spelled like "heaven,"
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but with a "D" and no "A"
and an "I" for the second "E."
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Of course, you know Vidalia.
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No, we've never met.
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Lisa, darling.
[kisses]
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We were worried
you might be a one-fit wonder,
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but we've been loving
the vintage looks.
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Welcome to Fashion Club.
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You guys meet in the music room?
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We took it over
when Mr. Largo died.
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Mr. Largo died?
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Or he has jury duty?
It was something dumb.
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Honey, I love your eye.
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You're coming thrifting
with us this Saturday.
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Let's see you in action.
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Oh, that sounds fun.
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Downtown, noon.
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You better like boba,
or I swear to God...
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Terri, I didn't know
you were in Fashion Club.
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Where's Sherri?
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Please. Have you ever
seen Sherri slay?
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Or so much as serve?
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Keep walking, Kmart.
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[motorcycle engine roaring]
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[tires screech]
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Guess which fist I'm gonna
punch you off your chopper with.
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- Huh?
- Wrong.
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[both grunt]
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[laughs]
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Hope that ambulance
has medicine.
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Homer, we need your help.
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Smitty's trapped between two...
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[grunting, blows landing
on tablet]
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He's running out of oxygen.
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Ooh.
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- [alarm rings]
- [grunting and punching continue]
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[alarm stops]
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Lisa, look what's coming
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to the Springfield Convention
Center this Saturday.
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Hmm?
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"Your favorite
TV stars from the '90s
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in varying degrees
of recognizability."
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And there's going to be
a Keagan's Pond meet-and-greet
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at 2:00.
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Uh, Saturday?
Mm, I sort of have plans.
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[sighs sadly]
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But I can totally
meet you at 2:00.
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Mom and daughter day.
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Great.
[gasps]
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My Frank Paul donkey shirt.
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I had so many great memories
with it.
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And thanks to you,
I have one more.
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[Marge sighs happily]
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Aw.
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Okay, if I'm gonna go shopping,
I'm gonna need some money.
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$28.
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That should be more than enough
to get a couple of cute fits
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at a thrift store.
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A hundred dollars?!
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For a T-shirt of an airline
that doesn't exist anymore?
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Why is everything here
so expensive?
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Uh, shop much?
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This is how
the world of thrifting works.
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Some used-up 40-year-old
donates a box full of clothes
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from when she mattered,
then someone cool but scary
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slaps a huge price tag on it.
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So thrift stores aren't
for poor people anymore?
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Oh, sweetheart, nothing is.
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What a racket.
Let's ditch this place.
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I have a better idea.
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Hmm, everyone's either had
way too much work done
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or not nearly enough.
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[gasps]
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S.G.E.!
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I can't believe
I beat the crowds.
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Who am I making
this out to, sweetheart?
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Oh, actually, I-I wanted
to get a picture
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of you, me and my daughter.
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That counts as two selfies.
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I'm sure
she'll be here any second.
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No worries. I can tell you
all about my lawsuit
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against the makers of
the Keagan's Pond slot machine.
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It's rigged against me.
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♪ Do-do-do-do-do ♪
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♪ Da-da-da-da-da ♪
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♪ Da-da-da-da-da, ooh. ♪
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Look, I got to get out of here,
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or these jerks
are gonna charge me
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a full-day table rental.
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I can't believe it.
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Lisa stood me up.
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Sounds like
your afternoon is free.
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Ever done it in a men's shelter?
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[grunts angrily]
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Ah.
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Ugh. Lisa, you are so lucky
254
00:10:40,162 --> 00:10:41,865
your mom kept
all her old clothes.
255
00:10:41,898 --> 00:10:44,971
My mom sent all her cool looks
to the victims of some flood.
256
00:10:45,037 --> 00:10:46,607
So selfish.
257
00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:49,078
I mean, look at how cool
all the moms used to be.
258
00:10:49,111 --> 00:10:51,618
I bet every mom in town
259
00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:54,857
has an attic full of
forgotten vintage clothes.
260
00:10:54,923 --> 00:10:56,092
I never thought of that.
261
00:10:56,125 --> 00:10:57,629
[gasps]
262
00:10:57,663 --> 00:11:00,000
This would be so cute
as a crop top.
263
00:11:00,067 --> 00:11:01,971
Oh, maybe don't...
264
00:11:01,971 --> 00:11:02,971
Uh...
265
00:11:02,972 --> 00:11:05,077
What the heck is going on here?
266
00:11:05,110 --> 00:11:06,080
Mom.
267
00:11:06,113 --> 00:11:07,649
I waited for you for hours.
268
00:11:07,683 --> 00:11:09,754
I met Keagan. It was unsettling.
269
00:11:09,788 --> 00:11:12,626
And the whole time you were
here, defiling my clothes
270
00:11:12,659 --> 00:11:14,129
with the cast of Euphoria?
271
00:11:14,197 --> 00:11:15,865
Oh, well, I-I didn't think
272
00:11:15,899 --> 00:11:17,669
you were ever gonna
wear this stuff again.
273
00:11:17,736 --> 00:11:20,073
I mean, it doesn't even
fit you anymore.
274
00:11:20,107 --> 00:11:21,979
- [others snickering]
- Ooh.
275
00:11:22,011 --> 00:11:24,015
Excuse me?
276
00:11:24,081 --> 00:11:25,886
And even if it did fit,
277
00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:29,759
you're not cool enough
to pull it off.
278
00:11:29,793 --> 00:11:32,866
That's it.
I'm taking it all back.
279
00:11:32,899 --> 00:11:34,870
[grunting]
280
00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,139
Now who's cool?
281
00:11:36,139 --> 00:11:37,140
You, ma'am.
282
00:11:37,176 --> 00:11:40,114
Now make like a banana and peel.
283
00:11:40,148 --> 00:11:42,986
I get it in context, I guess.
284
00:11:48,163 --> 00:11:51,001
Lisa! Hey, girlie. Want to hang?
285
00:11:51,003 --> 00:11:51,937
You still want to hang?
286
00:11:52,004 --> 00:11:55,913
Even after my mom
totally mommed out on us?
287
00:11:55,980 --> 00:11:57,081
[laughs]
Please.
288
00:11:57,081 --> 00:11:59,153
We don't ditch people
just for having crazy mothers.
289
00:11:59,187 --> 00:12:01,724
My mom once set fire
to a piano store
290
00:12:01,791 --> 00:12:04,028
because she was trying to get
a news anchor's attention.
291
00:12:04,062 --> 00:12:05,966
Ugh. Mission accomplished.
292
00:12:05,999 --> 00:12:08,171
Come on, we're gonna party
at a friend's house.
293
00:12:08,205 --> 00:12:09,841
Ooh, a party?
294
00:12:09,874 --> 00:12:12,947
Playing Candy Land
with Ralph is a party?
295
00:12:12,980 --> 00:12:16,019
Totally. You're stuck
in Molasses Swamp again.
296
00:12:16,052 --> 00:12:17,823
I like swamp.
297
00:12:17,856 --> 00:12:20,996
Terri's been in the bathroom
for a while.
298
00:12:21,029 --> 00:12:21,931
I'm gonna go check on her.
299
00:12:21,965 --> 00:12:24,970
If you see Ralph
in the mirror, say hi.
300
00:12:24,971 --> 00:12:27,975
You know, Vidalia's been
checking on Terri for a while.
301
00:12:27,976 --> 00:12:31,918
I'm gonna go check on Vidalia
checking on Terri.
302
00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:33,956
Uh, that's weird.
303
00:12:34,022 --> 00:12:35,057
Time to go.
304
00:12:35,091 --> 00:12:37,195
What? Oh, okay.
305
00:12:37,196 --> 00:12:39,200
I'm popular.
306
00:12:41,104 --> 00:12:42,072
Why are we leaving?
307
00:12:42,105 --> 00:12:43,942
And why did we come?
308
00:12:43,975 --> 00:12:46,080
Shh. Man, what a haul.
309
00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:47,014
Vintage Abercrombie flannel,
310
00:12:47,015 --> 00:12:49,955
Guess overalls,
spaghetti strap dress.
311
00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:50,855
[gasps]
312
00:12:50,856 --> 00:12:53,861
You stole
Mrs. Wiggum's old clothes?
313
00:12:53,895 --> 00:12:57,067
It was just sitting in an attic,
totally forgotten,
314
00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:58,838
just like you said.
315
00:12:58,871 --> 00:13:00,207
Great job as lookout,
by the way.
316
00:13:00,208 --> 00:13:02,980
Oh, God. I was an accessory?
317
00:13:03,047 --> 00:13:05,217
No, this is an accessory.
318
00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:06,988
[screams]
319
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:10,126
Ugh, you're right. You really
don't have the head shape.
320
00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:18,611
Okay, okay, we're thieves.
321
00:13:18,644 --> 00:13:20,783
I'm a thief.
I'm in a gang of thieves.
322
00:13:20,816 --> 00:13:23,654
I'm gonna go to jail,
and they'll give me a tattoo
323
00:13:23,721 --> 00:13:25,926
and I won't even get to pick it.
324
00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:27,596
Girlie, relax.
325
00:13:27,629 --> 00:13:30,634
You had a genius idea.
We just executed it.
326
00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:32,773
We're keeping these poor,
neglected clothes
327
00:13:32,806 --> 00:13:35,678
out of the greedy clutches
of Big Thrift.
328
00:13:35,745 --> 00:13:38,618
And we're recycling old clothes
329
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:40,654
instead of supporting
fast fashion.
330
00:13:40,655 --> 00:13:44,663
It's a victimless crime,
which is the second-best kind.
331
00:13:44,663 --> 00:13:46,133
But it's still a crime...
332
00:13:48,104 --> 00:13:50,676
...to look this good.
333
00:13:50,709 --> 00:13:52,678
I mean, it is a shame
to just let
334
00:13:52,679 --> 00:13:54,817
such cool clothes go to waste.
335
00:13:54,850 --> 00:13:58,792
It's not like Mrs. Wiggum was
gonna pass them down to Ralph.
336
00:13:58,826 --> 00:14:00,796
[gasps]
Lisa, you're a genius again.
337
00:14:00,830 --> 00:14:03,701
We'll only hit boy moms' houses
from now on.
338
00:14:03,769 --> 00:14:08,009
Oh, stealing from more moms?
I don't know.
339
00:14:08,043 --> 00:14:09,144
[phone chimes]
340
00:14:09,145 --> 00:14:10,145
[Lisa sighs]
341
00:14:10,147 --> 00:14:11,784
[Marge]
Hey, fashion girl,
342
00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:13,822
this is your basic mom.
343
00:14:13,855 --> 00:14:16,661
Don't forget you have
a dentist appointment today.
344
00:14:16,693 --> 00:14:19,164
Hope you're not too trendy
to sanitize your retainer.
345
00:14:19,166 --> 00:14:20,167
[grunts angrily]
346
00:14:20,168 --> 00:14:21,804
I'm in, but if we're gonna hit
347
00:14:21,837 --> 00:14:23,841
every boy mom house in town,
348
00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:26,713
we can't do it
one awkward playdate at a time.
349
00:14:26,748 --> 00:14:29,885
We need to get all the moms
out of the house at once.
350
00:14:29,886 --> 00:14:30,822
But how?
351
00:14:30,855 --> 00:14:32,658
[Skinner]
Attention, students.
352
00:14:32,692 --> 00:14:34,931
Don't forget Saturday is
the mother-son dance.
353
00:14:34,963 --> 00:14:38,136
So put on your boogie shoes
and mother-respecting bow tis
354
00:14:38,171 --> 00:14:40,707
and get ready to par-tay.
355
00:14:40,709 --> 00:14:43,013
Oh, I'm sorry, I misread that.
356
00:14:43,047 --> 00:14:43,947
- Party.
- Ugh.
357
00:14:43,981 --> 00:14:47,155
Thank God my mom's
in jail for piano arson.
358
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:48,826
This is perfect.
359
00:14:48,859 --> 00:14:51,062
All the moms
will be out of the house.
360
00:14:51,062 --> 00:14:52,767
But what about the dads?
361
00:14:52,834 --> 00:14:55,172
I know just how to distract 'em.
362
00:14:55,206 --> 00:14:56,974
[grunts, screams]
363
00:14:57,008 --> 00:14:59,947
That's for checking my prostate.
364
00:15:00,948 --> 00:15:01,717
[Bart]
No.
365
00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:02,852
[both grunting frantically]
366
00:15:02,885 --> 00:15:05,860
You can't make me go.
367
00:15:05,893 --> 00:15:07,863
Oh, come on.
It's not gonna kill you
368
00:15:07,897 --> 00:15:10,869
to slow-dance with your mother
in front of your friends.
369
00:15:10,902 --> 00:15:12,940
We don't know that for sure.
370
00:15:13,775 --> 00:15:15,745
Mother. Nice dress.
371
00:15:15,745 --> 00:15:18,051
Thank you. I'm glad it fits.
372
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,187
[quietly]
Barely.
373
00:15:19,220 --> 00:15:20,722
Why, you little....
374
00:15:20,755 --> 00:15:22,759
- [grunts]
- Break it up. Break it up.
375
00:15:22,759 --> 00:15:24,763
Forget it, Mom,
she's not worth it.
376
00:15:24,764 --> 00:15:25,999
[groans]
Come on,
377
00:15:26,033 --> 00:15:28,203
let's go to the stupid dance.
378
00:15:29,774 --> 00:15:31,745
There's a lasagna in the fridge.
379
00:15:31,778 --> 00:15:34,081
Eat around the beef.
380
00:15:38,057 --> 00:15:38,924
These are the houses
381
00:15:38,991 --> 00:15:40,863
of Springfield's
former fashion hotties.
382
00:15:40,895 --> 00:15:41,998
The moms are at the dance.
383
00:15:42,032 --> 00:15:45,104
And I've got the dad distractor.
384
00:15:54,022 --> 00:15:55,091
He's Clinched.
385
00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:56,994
Let's go shopping.
386
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,004
[grunting on TV]
387
00:16:08,183 --> 00:16:09,119
[lion roars on TV]
388
00:16:09,153 --> 00:16:11,157
[grunting]
389
00:16:19,173 --> 00:16:21,009
[snaps]
390
00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:26,153
[music playing]
391
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:29,125
This dance is so lovely.
392
00:16:29,159 --> 00:16:30,059
Whose idea was it?
393
00:16:30,094 --> 00:16:31,931
Well, Mother and I
have been going through
394
00:16:31,963 --> 00:16:32,798
a bit of a rough patch,
395
00:16:32,899 --> 00:16:35,873
and our couples counselor
suggested it.
396
00:16:35,940 --> 00:16:38,845
Seymour, I didn't wear
my fancy orthopedics
397
00:16:38,846 --> 00:16:39,980
for you to chitchat.
398
00:16:40,014 --> 00:16:43,187
I asked the DJ
to play "Hungry Eyes."
399
00:16:43,254 --> 00:16:44,990
Bart, "Hungry Eyes."
400
00:16:45,057 --> 00:16:46,860
- ["Hungry Eyes" by Eric Carmen playing]
- Hmm?
401
00:16:46,927 --> 00:16:48,831
- You'll never catch me alive!
- [gasps]
402
00:16:48,831 --> 00:16:52,138
♪ Hungry eyes... ♪
403
00:16:53,006 --> 00:16:55,879
Bart, if you don't
boogie with me,
404
00:16:55,946 --> 00:16:59,186
I'll lead a mom dance
in the center of the gym.
405
00:17:00,288 --> 00:17:03,195
Aha!
[gasps]
406
00:17:03,227 --> 00:17:04,329
Huh?
407
00:17:05,965 --> 00:17:08,003
Okay, this is the big score.
408
00:17:08,037 --> 00:17:10,340
The mother lode
of mother clothes.
409
00:17:10,342 --> 00:17:13,011
Martin Prince's mom.
410
00:17:13,012 --> 00:17:15,884
I heard her sister used
to manage an Aeropostale
411
00:17:15,885 --> 00:17:18,291
and had a ten percent discount.
412
00:17:18,325 --> 00:17:20,194
- Whoa.
- Whoa. - Whoa.
413
00:17:20,229 --> 00:17:22,332
Let's do this.
414
00:17:31,115 --> 00:17:32,018
Oh, my God.
415
00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:35,224
These sick freaks
don't have a TV.
416
00:17:36,894 --> 00:17:38,330
Come on, pick up, pick up.
417
00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:41,135
[phone buzzes]
418
00:17:45,244 --> 00:17:47,015
[gasps]
419
00:17:47,048 --> 00:17:49,319
Spice Girls tour jacket.
420
00:17:49,354 --> 00:17:50,888
Jelly sandals.
421
00:17:50,923 --> 00:17:54,127
Sweatpants with words
written on the butt.
422
00:17:54,997 --> 00:17:56,267
- [objects clatter]
- Hmm?
423
00:18:01,176 --> 00:18:04,915
Old Man Prince is on the move.
Get out of there.
424
00:18:04,916 --> 00:18:08,123
Guys, we got to go.
We can climb down from here.
425
00:18:08,157 --> 00:18:09,259
[alarm ringing]
426
00:18:14,067 --> 00:18:16,240
[gasps]
Mom's shirt.
427
00:18:18,211 --> 00:18:19,980
[deep voice]
Attention, intruders.
428
00:18:20,048 --> 00:18:21,317
We know you're in the house.
429
00:18:21,384 --> 00:18:23,253
Police are on their way.
430
00:18:27,296 --> 00:18:28,063
Oh, no.
431
00:18:28,096 --> 00:18:30,067
Exit the premises immediately.
432
00:18:30,099 --> 00:18:32,939
I know that the neighbors
always have a lot of cash.
433
00:18:32,972 --> 00:18:35,177
[voice shaking]
They hide a key in the flower pot.
434
00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:36,212
[siren wailing]
435
00:18:36,213 --> 00:18:38,951
Aw, how did I ever
rationalize this
436
00:18:38,984 --> 00:18:41,990
as anything other
than a literal crime?
437
00:18:42,057 --> 00:18:45,297
I'm not a fashionista,
I'm a criminal.
438
00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:47,935
[crying]
439
00:18:47,970 --> 00:18:48,971
[ladder clatters]
440
00:18:49,005 --> 00:18:51,009
M-Mom?
[sniffles]
441
00:18:51,076 --> 00:18:52,947
I'll explain in the dinghy.
442
00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:53,981
Where did you get a dinghy?
443
00:18:54,016 --> 00:18:55,951
Do you want to escape or not?
444
00:18:55,986 --> 00:18:57,288
- [grunts]
- Whoa!
445
00:18:57,323 --> 00:18:59,157
[siren wailing]
446
00:18:59,159 --> 00:18:59,993
[tires screech]
447
00:19:00,060 --> 00:19:01,998
While I'm busy
get-away-paddling,
448
00:19:02,065 --> 00:19:05,404
why don't you tell me
what were you thinking?
449
00:19:05,439 --> 00:19:07,008
I'm so sorry, Mom.
450
00:19:07,075 --> 00:19:09,313
You just wanted to bond with me,
451
00:19:09,346 --> 00:19:11,083
and I ruined it.
452
00:19:11,115 --> 00:19:13,288
I'm such terrible daughter.
453
00:19:13,321 --> 00:19:15,124
[crying]
454
00:19:15,157 --> 00:19:18,964
Remember, "I'm with you
for the long haul.
455
00:19:18,998 --> 00:19:23,473
As long as there's a pond
and a ladder, I'll be there."
456
00:19:25,144 --> 00:19:27,449
Wait, how did
you know I was here?
457
00:19:27,481 --> 00:19:29,987
A mother always knows...
458
00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:33,294
is the name of the kid-tracking
app I put on your phone.
459
00:19:33,327 --> 00:19:34,963
[Lisa]
Oh.
460
00:19:34,997 --> 00:19:36,967
I also track
your brother on here.
461
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,971
See, he's still at the dance.
462
00:19:39,005 --> 00:19:40,106
Hey, this is actually
kind of fun
463
00:19:40,140 --> 00:19:42,009
when it's not your own mom.
464
00:19:42,010 --> 00:19:43,480
Dip me, handsome.
465
00:19:43,481 --> 00:19:44,481
Mm!
466
00:19:44,482 --> 00:19:48,157
Hey, the lady came with me.
467
00:19:48,191 --> 00:19:51,028
The sirens stopped.
Where are the cops?
468
00:19:51,028 --> 00:19:55,204
Your father said he'd take
care of them Clincher style.
469
00:19:55,270 --> 00:19:57,141
[officer on tablet]
You're under arrest, Clinche.
470
00:19:57,175 --> 00:20:00,481
[Clincher]
Do I have the right to remain violent?
471
00:20:00,516 --> 00:20:02,384
[blows landing]
472
00:20:02,385 --> 00:20:03,221
[cheering]
473
00:20:03,288 --> 00:20:06,161
Yeah! Take that,
you stupid pigs.
474
00:20:06,193 --> 00:20:08,365
So, your mom
didn't even yell at you?
475
00:20:08,397 --> 00:20:10,134
Wow, she's pretty cool.
476
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:13,073
Well, I am grounded
for the next eight months.
477
00:20:13,140 --> 00:20:15,076
But when that's over,
do you guys want
478
00:20:15,144 --> 00:20:17,348
to come over
and watch Keagan's Pond?
479
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,049
It's really good.
480
00:20:19,050 --> 00:20:22,090
Ew, why would anyone watch
a show from the '90s?
481
00:20:22,159 --> 00:20:24,497
I love that dress, by the way.
482
00:20:24,529 --> 00:20:27,201
Oh, this? Oh, thanks.
483
00:20:27,236 --> 00:20:30,074
I've had it literally forever.
484
00:20:30,106 --> 00:20:33,078
- [horn honks]
- Pick up the pace, people.
485
00:20:33,079 --> 00:20:35,050
I want everything
you stole returned
486
00:20:35,084 --> 00:20:36,386
by the end of the day.
487
00:20:36,420 --> 00:20:38,490
Well, almost everything.
488
00:20:38,525 --> 00:20:40,494
[giggles]
Ooh.
489
00:20:40,528 --> 00:20:45,069
♪ Hungry eyes ♪
490
00:20:45,070 --> 00:20:47,541
♪ I feel the magic
between you and I. ♪
491
00:20:52,853 --> 00:20:57,827
♪ I'm not gonna age
'cause I'll be young forever ♪
492
00:20:57,828 --> 00:20:59,965
♪ I'll be in high school ♪
493
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:03,006
♪ For eternity ♪
494
00:21:03,073 --> 00:21:05,010
♪ I'm not gonna age ♪
495
00:21:05,076 --> 00:21:08,983
♪ And we'll always be together ♪
496
00:21:08,984 --> 00:21:13,092
♪ In a sort
of teenage purgatory ♪
497
00:21:13,093 --> 00:21:14,864
♪ Da-da-da-da-da ♪
498
00:21:14,930 --> 00:21:20,007
♪ Do-do-do-do-do,
do-do-do-do-do ♪
499
00:21:20,073 --> 00:21:23,981
♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do ♪
500
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:30,327
♪ Do-do-do... ♪
501
00:21:35,873 --> 00:21:36,874
Shh!
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