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a romantic surprise, and an epic epiphany.

Some of the tans you see might be fake,

but these people are all real,

although some of what they do

has been given a little zhoosh for your entertainment.

Previously on The Only Way Is Essex.

- Do you remember when we broke up?

- Yeah. - I think one of

the last things I ever said to you

is that I'd never ever find a girl like you.

I know that's still true, isn't it.

- I think it's pretty obvious

that you don't really know what you want at the minute.

- But when you realise that Tom's just a rebound

you can invite me around for dinner.

- Boy, on that note, I'm going.

- My problem is you making snidey comments to her,

but you know she's with me.

Stay away from me, stay away from her.

- Don't ask me to stay away from her,

I'll do what I fucking like.

- I've actually met someone else.

[Lauren gasps] - Hmm.

- I'm so glad Mr. Falconi is in a relationship.

- Just waiting for the right girl.

I'm lucky to have found you.

[rich pop music]

- Made you coffee.

- You're so well-trained already, unbelievable.

- I don't think so.

- Happy birthday, mate.

- Birthday breakfast.

- Cheers, boy, cheers.

- Mate, do you know what?

- I can't believe that waste man got rude to you man.

- Who, Elliott?

- Yeah, Elliott, man, he's such a waste cadet.

- I honestly thought the geezer was sweet,

but he has done so much now,

his true colours have just come out haven't they?

- Yeah, massively.

- But you know what he's like,

he ain't gonna leave it there.

He'll wait wait for Lucy to be on her own,

he'll go over to her, I wouldn't be surprised

if he does ask her out, but it don't matter

'cause he'll just end up getting pied again.

- Let him, that's what I'm saying is just let him do it.

He obviously wants to get interfering

with other people's relationships,

let him do what he wants to do, Tom.

- Because he's older, I feel like he thinks he should be

the big man around town, but obviously it ain't working out,

and I think it's getting to him.

- That's what I mean, just stay out of his way.

Who cares about him anyway?

- Ah mate, I can't wait for this party, mate.

- Do you know what the theme is yet?

It's 80s Essex excess, so we're talking like

slick hairdos, big hairdos for the girls.

It's all about like the power suits and basically,

you can be a little bit vulgar with it.

- I don't have a fucking clue what I'm gonna wear.

- You can come as like a sperm,

'cause you weren't even born then, were ya?

- That's what I mean, before my time, so.

- We should ask Elliott and Gemma

'cause they probably remember the 80s, don't they.

- Yeah, but the thing is, do you know what,

I was gonna say that, I was gonna say,

I've been a little bit harsh on Elliott in recent times,

so I thought I'd throw an 80s party just so that

he can just come as himself.

[Arg and Lewis laughing] [phone rings]

- Ahoy, birthday boy. - What's happening, Joey,

you all right, mate?

- Arg, listen get yourself down to Basildon now,

I've got the best surprise to show you in the world.

- Basildon, now?

- [Joey on Phone] Yeah, trust me, come and meet me,

it's so, so sick.

- All right, man, see ya in a bit, yeah.

All right, I'll see you in a bit, mate.

Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.

- They coming now?

- Yeah, yeah, he's coming, he's coming.

- If I ever get to love you as much as I love him,

we'll go somewhere.

- Steady.

- He, for me, is just like amazing.

See that.

- He is cute.

- It's Lewis's party tonight.

Are you gonna come?

Are you gonna be my date or not?

- I'm gonna feel too uncomfortable.

- [Mario] Why?

- Like Lucy's gonna be there, it's gonna be so awkward.

- Lucy hasn't got a say in anything that I do now.

- I know, but I don't want to cause problems for her

or for you, I just would rather

you go and have a good time.

- But I wouldn't have as good a time without you there.

That's my cute bit for me.

- That was cute.

- Jesus, Benny, seriously, dude.

- No I don't think, I won't feel very comfortable.

- It's a nice opportunity for you to meet all my friends.

They're all gonna love you and those that don't

can go and fuck themselves really if I'm honest.

- No, I'm gonna leave you to it.

- OK.

- I actually can't believe Tom had it in him

to stick up for you like that.

- You know, he's so laid back all the time,

and the fire just came out

and he just couldn't stop himself,

but do you know what?

Elliott deserved it.

- Yeah, exactly.

- No one should call, say he's a rebound.

That's not fair, and he's not.

- No, he's not rebound.

- Elliot Wright's got pied again, what can you say.

[Lucy laughs]

- [Lucy] How's Lewis?

- Do you know what, we had a really fun day.

We sat down and had a little chat,

but he was like no one ever compares to you,

you're a special person and I was a bit like,

uh, you're making me go red stop it.

If he hadn't of cheated, maybe we would have been

together still now but he cheated and I think

he's trying to prove to me now how he's changed,

and I can see he has 'cause he was so young then

and obviously we all do stupid things when we're young.

- Well, you never know.

At the party he might woo you.

- Do you reckon Mario is going to bring Pascal?

- Ugh, I don't know.

- What's she like?

- Yeah, she's a nice enough girl.

And obviously, Luce, you know my loyalties lie with you

and it would be so much easier for me to say

that she's not a nice girl but I met her and.

- It's fine, Ferne, it's gonna happen, isn't it?

I'm not telling you, I wouldn't ask you to slag her off

to make me feel better, don't worry.

- That's what makes it worse,

is that if she's nice or not.

But I kind of feel like this might

be a good thing for you both.

You've moved on with Tom, you both deserve happiness

and now you can just have closure,

see the clarity and move on with Tom, don't get.

If she comes to the party later

then we just got to be by her side all night.

- Oh, that is amazing.

- [Billie and Gemma] Yeah.

- This is very Dynasty, darling.

- That is lovely, Gem, I could see you in that one.

- Do like a bit of royal blue it brings out your eyes.

See I think that's very Joan Collins as well,

the original not Mum.

- [Gemma] Oh, pass it over, Bob, that's a bit of me there.

- That's a great colour for you, Gem.

- Bob, I could see you in that with like

a pair of skinny leathers.

Just imagine how nice that would look, a bit of fake tan.

- I'm gonna try that bad boy on.

- I wasn't even around in the 80s,

I was born in the 90s.

- Oh my God, that's very Amy Winehouse, RIP.

- [Billie] See, I like that.

- I've heard about this thing with Elliott and Tom Pearce.

All sounds a bit muggy to me,

a little bit disappointed in Elliott for that, really.

- He's spraying up every girl like an alley cat, isn't he,

at the minute marking, marking his scent.

- He's only been in Essex a couple of weeks

and he's like proper jumping on every bird.

- I think you're the only one he ain't had a go on, Gem.

[laughs]

- Honestly, though, why are we actually here?

- I don't know, I don't know why we're in Basildon.

What the?

[boat car honking] - You mugs!

- [Tom] Come on, you mugs.

- [Joey] You mugs, get in the car.

Jump in.

- [Arg] Oh, oh, yes.

- Watch it.

What's happening, rude boy.

[guys cheering]

You mugs!

You mugs!

- [Diags] Where are we going?

- [Joey] Hold on tight.

- [Arg] Oh my goodness.

- Show us what you're made of.

- See, if this was like, what, two weeks ago,

that pad'd be Mario's face.

- [Chloe] Oh my God, yeah.

- I could have done with this to get all that anger out.

- So what about Pascal?

It's a bit sudden, though, isn't it,

because one minute Mario was saying that Lucy was like

hard to get over and he compared everybody to Lucy.

And now suddenly, that he's got this girl

and now he's saying she's the one,

and no one pretty much can compare to her.

- Men are fickle, though, aren't they?

They fall in love at like the click of a finger.

- Men lie, let's face it.

[phone rings]

- Your tits are ringing.

- I know, hold them, Pops.

Hello?

- Chlo, I'm a bit nervous about today I'm not gonna lie.

- Ah, you'll be all right, don't be nervous.

- [Charlie on Phone] Do you think she's gonna like it?

- Yeah, I think she's gonna love it.

I think it's a great idea.

- I've just got that, you know when you go forward

with something and you think it's gonna be really good

but then in the back of your head you're thinking,

oh, I don't want it to mess up or go wrong.

- You've planned everything perfectly,

and knowing Ferne, she will absolutely love it.

- [Charlie on Phone] All right, well wish me luck, Chlo.

- Good luck, I'll be thinking of you, bye.

Oh God.

- [Lauren] What's he saying?

- [Chloe] He's nervous.

- I can't believe he's doin' it.

- I'm nervous for him, excited for her.

- [Lauren] Yeah.

- You boys ready for this?

Do you know what's going on?

- [Arg and Diag] No.

- You really don't know. - We're just going

for a little ride.

- [Arg] What the?

- You ain't driving in that.

- [Joey] Nah, no, I'm just parking up here.

- [Diag] Do we get out here?

- [Tome] Yeah, we're going fishing.

- Oh, my brakes ain't working.

- Joe, Joe, Joe!

[Arg and Diag shouting]

- [Diag] Joe!

- [Arg] What the fuck?

- [Joey] It's a boat!

- Yes!

[Guys cheer]

- Boat car, boat car!

- [Joey] Right boys, do you realise that the car's

more to the right 'cause Arg is in the back on my side?

- What are you trying to say?

- Car's leaning to the right, mate, look.

Arg, move more to the middle so it has more balance.

- [Arg] It doesn't make any difference.

- [Joey] It does see.

[talking over each other]

[guys cheering]

- [Together] Yeah!

[all shouting]

- [Diag] Joe, Joe, whoa, whoa, whoa.

- [Arg] Best mates is what best mates do.

- Best mates is what best mates do mate, have a laugh.

Have a right laugh.

That was fun, wasn't it.

[talking over each other]

That was sick, that was sick.

I'm gonna miss all this, boys.

- It's probably best thing for you, you know what I mean,

to get away, but it's just gonna be weird without you, mate.

- We love you man, come.

- [Joey] Oh, I'm gonna miss you, man.

- [Diag] Cheers, boy.

- [Arg] Love you, man.

- [Joey] Love you all.

I'm going to miss you boys a lot, I'm saying.

- [Arg] I don't want you to go, man.

- Hello, Luce. - Hello, darling.

- Oh my God, Elliott.

I literally feel that I need to apologise on behalf of him.

- Oh, don't be silly.

- He just obviously fancies you.

- He's also been with my best friend.

- I know this is what, I was like you've been with Sam

and now you're trying it on with Lucy.

They're my friends remember, like this is all too much.

- And we're both your best friends.

- I know.

What's happening anyway, how are you?

Because obviously all this Mario stuff.

- Like honestly, it has affected me a little bit,

it has upset me.

Do you know what, I've seen him with loads and loads

of girls, but it's like the worst thing isn't it,

'cause I literally can't say anything,

I've got no right to say anything and I'm not gonna,

but it doesn't mean it doesn't hurt.

- No especially like only a week ago he was saying,

declaring his undying love to me

saying no one matches up to you.

- I don't know, maybe why it's hit me like a tonne of bricks

is 'cause it's so unexpected.

- I actually do feel really sorry for Lucy.

From what I hear from you, he actually likes her

and this could be a potential long-term girlfriend.

- Oh yeah, and that is the gutting thing.

I don't think he would've introduced Pascal

to like Charlie and me if it was just

like a one hit wonder sort of thing,

if she wasn't sticking around.

You know I think they both deserve to be happy, now,

and I know Lucy was getting upset

and I can imagine that sick gutting feeling.

- It's where she hasn't got him, and he's moving on,

and that's obviously what's hurting her the most.

Anyway, that's a bit of you.

Very 80s.

- This is so cute.

This'll keep him warm, during the winter.

- Winter baby, yeah I'll get this.

- [Abi and Jasmin] Oh my God.

- It's gone down. - That is sick.

- It's gone down to nothing.

- [Jasmin] Wait, so how do you get it back up again?

- I'll make it go back up, are you ready for this?

Oh shit.

I think I need to get one.

- So what's all this all I've been hearing

about Charlie and Ferne and all that,

starting on you on Twitter and stuff?

- He basically tweeted, like hashtag

things more interesting than Dan Osbourne,

had a picture of him holding a peanut.

And then Ferne got involved texting me,

saying you know I've got nothing but love for you.

I'll delete it to keep the peace and loads of kisses.

- Honestly, how two-faced.

- [Abi] Two-faced or what.

- If you've got something to say don't tweet it.

It's really embarrassing, all you did was mug yourself off.

He probably got Mario to write it for him,

he aint got a brain for himself [laughing], he ain't.

The thing is, the people who actually know me

know I'm not boring. - You're not boring.

- They know I'm not.

We have fun, don't we, Jaz?

- Yeah, it's all right.

[all laugh]

- She doesn't, say when she doesn't want

to come to the party, I'm not the kind of person

to stand there and be like.

Oh my God, what a nutter.

- [Ferne] There's another one.

- Oh my God, they're coming from everywhere.

Oh my God, this is scaring me.

- Oh my God, there's one in the lift.

This is Charlie, I know it's Charlie.

Oh my God.

Charlie. - Ferne.

- Why am I crying?

I knew it.

Who else could give me about a million pandas.

I can't believe you.

I love it, that is proving everything,

the biggest gesture.

I love you, Pandas. - I love you, too.

- What's happening, Luke Bloor?

- What's going on here, lads?

- Mate. - Sorting out the money tree.

- Money grows on trees.

- It looks good, doesn't it? - That does look good, man.

Now, I know for a fact, boys, everything's going to plan,

I know this is gonna be the best Bloor party we've ever had.

- [James] Of course, mate.

- Let's do it, team Bloor, yeah?

- Team Bloor.

- Right, DJ Heels,

let's get this party started, lively yeah?

[electronic dance music]

- [Partygoers] Yay!

- It's way too revealing that is, do you know that?

- What, no it's not.

- It is I can't help myself

- It's not that revealing.

- A few more glasses of wine and I'll.

[Elliott laughs]

- I heard about your little episode.

- With Tom? - Tom.

- Pathetic, isn't it.

- Why did you do that?

- It was a joke, it was banter.

- Are you gonna apologise

and be the man that you say you are?

- [Elliott] I ain't gonna apologise, why should I apologise?

- You've completely embarrassed Lucy.

- I should pull him for making Lucy feel bad.

- Oh, shut up, you need to say sorry to both of them.

- What do I have to apologise to Tom for?

- For trying to get with his bird.

- [Elliott] It was a joke.

- All right, well apologise anyway,

because obviously he took it the wrong way.

- No.

- Oh, for God's sake, now who's childish?

- You know I've got a pash for fash.

I aint got a pash for your tash.

Rick, I did go out with a guy once

who had one of these little

handle bar ones. - Handle bars.

- 'Cause every time I kissed him

I felt like I'd got off with Jack the Ripper.

So I need to ask a favour.

Since I'm left traumatised from kissing men with moustaches,

I need to get back on the pony and ride it hard

and try kissing a man with a tash

- So am I your pony?

- Yeah.

I'm over my phobia.

- Give me a hug, mate.

I'm so glad I could do that for you.

- Right, now for the other phobia.

- Jesus, Bob.

[both laugh]

Help me out.

- Hello guys, you OK?

- How's it going, guys.

Peanut, anyone?

Yeah, what was the Twitter comment about?

What's the peanut?

- Let's just go back to where

all of this banter stemmed from.

It all stemmed from the catwalk, right,

when you said your smug little comment

on how she should be treated, yeah.

- If you truly love someone

you don't sleep with 20 people do ya?

- We wasn't together. - Well, apparently,

it wasn't 20 people, Dan, so,

that's just your opinion, right?

- We don't really care about your opinion, so it's all cool.

- I don't care, I can take banter, it's fine.

- He's such a gentleman, isn't he?

- Yeah he is.

- He's such a gentleman.

If only you could be more like Dan, Charlie.

- I sense sarcasm.

I personally wouldn't tweet anything about Charlie.

- I just thought guys could,

I mean, I can take banter, like I think I'm the girl

that get it the most, but I thought guys--

- Well you didn't 'cause when I said about you

jumping off a bloody cliff which I was only joking about,

you went mad. - Oh, I didn't realise

that was a joke.

- There's always been like tension every time,

every time I walk into the room.

- Because you irritate me.

- It's getting ridiculous. - You clearly can't,

I'm just trying to tell you

the truth. - She's saying her opinion

and you're coming back with abuse.

- Listen,

just agree to disagree. - Don't get irritated.

- This is so annoying, agree to disagree,

you're never gonna agree, you're never gonna be mates.

- We're completely different people.

- I just don't appreciate her saying that I've got

an ugly personality when you don't even know me.

- [Charlie] Oh God, we're going down this road, now.

- It could be worse, you could have the personality

like a peanut, so it could be worse [laughs].

- All right. - Hello.

- How are ya? - You all right?

- You all right?

- Yeah, good, you?

- Yeah, not too bad. - Good.

- You didn't get her. - Good, how are you?

- Not too bad, do you like my outfit, gone for

the old dapper outfit. - Very lovely.

- Looks like Elliott's over there.

I just don't understand the geezer, like.

I want to walk over there.

- No, don't bother, mate, what's the point of having a row.

- No, let's go, fuck it, let's go.

- How you doing?

- [Tom] I just feel like the whole situation's

a bit messed up.

- I think it got out of hand, mate.

I didn't think it was necessary, at the end of the day.

Let me say something to ya.

What I done was meant to be banter.

- [Tom] Yeah, but what you said wasn't funny.

- Maybe I overstepped the mark with the banter.

- [Tom] But it's not banter.

- And if I did, I apologise.

If you'd have said to me or pulled me to one side

and said listen, mate, I think what you've done

is a bit of a liberty,

and I'd have gone listen, maybe I've overstepped the mark.

- I don't think you would have.

I think your ego's too big,

I don't think you would've done that.

- There's no egos involved.

It was a bit of banter, that's what that was coming from.

- I'm not getting 'aggy.

- You are, I'm just trying to talk to ya.

- Talk then. - I was gonna come over

and I was gonna try and settle this situation.

- I ain't the one with the issue here.

I won't apologise to your for the bar situation,

you caused that.

- I didn't cause that.

- Yeah, you did. - I didn't cause that.

- [Diag] It's an absolute fuckin' waste of time.

- You are fucking, I don't understand your reasoning.

Just forget about the whole situation, it's pathetic,

it is pathetic, OK.

- Where's Pascal, is she coming?

- She is coming, she's on a shoot, and she's coming after.

- It was hard for me obviously

'cause I wanna meet who's coming into your life

but on the other hand I am friends with Lucy

and she was pretty devastated.

- Hearing Lucy's upset about the whole thing

makes it hard for me because it confuses me,

do you know what I mean, like I don't know what I'm doing.

It's hard 'cause every time I feel like I'm moving on

'cause she's moved on then I find out she's upset

and then I feel upset, I feel like I'm drawn

back into it all and it fucks my head

so I don't really know what to do.

- Everyone knows how much you love each other

and I wish that you were just honest with each other,

you know.

You need to do what's right in your heart.

[upbeat music]

- Let's have a toast to Essex, everyone.

Greatest place on this planet.

Can I get an aye, aye?

[crowd cheering]

It's a good night tonight!

Aye aye!

[crowd cheering]

- Happy Birthday Luke Bloor!

[upbeat music]

[laughing]

- You look gorgeous Billie, how are you, darling?

You all right, yeah?

- Yeah, good thank you, how are you?

- Having a good time?

- Yeah, really good, how was the date?

- Yeah, the mate date, mate date.

- The mate date, the mate date.

- Yeah, really good, really good Bill.

I feel like now I've sort of got it off my chest,

it's cool, we'll just get on as normal,

do you know what I mean.

Did she say she had fun?

- Yeah, no, she said it was really good.

She was like it was just easy, like fun.

- I think the bottom line is you know me and Sam

were together and we were good together.

- I do think though like yous two

could easily fall back in love.

You would fall in love with her I think straight away.

- We'll see, I don't know.

- Mate, listen, at the end of the day,

yeah, no matter how bad you look,

we need to try and pull some girls.

- Right.

- Behind you.

- Mmm hmm.

- Let's dance over, yeah, natural, yeah.

- Very cool moves.

Very cool moves.

- Would you say I've got rhythm?

- Yeah, definitely.

- Do you think I'm a bit underdressed?

- I don't know,

like you're not really matching though.

- Well no, because he's gone for like, you know,

the classic sort of look, he's got the FILAs on

and the tracksuit top which is like proper 80s.

No, he's looking best.

- Thank you.

- Do you want a drink?

- Yeah, no, yeah.

- Yeah, why not,

a couple of jager bombs while we're at it?

- Come on then.

- Come on then, you lead the way.

Go on, see.

Go on, girls.

- You really remind me of Joan Collins.

- Well, that's what I thought,

I Googled like 80s glam and Dynasty come up

and Joan Collins, and I thought--

- It is really glam, like the dangly ear

to the black off the shoulder.

- Oh, his girlfriend's arrived.

- Hey, nice to meet you.

- You look lovely.

- Lauren.

- Nice to meet you.

- It's like my replacement.

- Aw, you look lovely and 80s.

- Thank you.

- How are you?

- I'm all right, thank you.

- I've gotta have a look.

- It's weird.

Whatever.

- Must be really awkward for you, I bet.

- It's not nice seeing it.

- No, course not.

- I have to see her, don't I, do you know what I mean?

- I feel horrible, she's nice

but she ain't Lucy, is she?

I feel sorry for him really, to be honest.

They're just like doing their own thing,

really, they just wanna be together

so just be together, fuck everyone else.

If it was me, I would.

- Mate, what is going on?

- You look like a beaten man.

- She's still hung up on Mario, like it's quite clear.

She said to me, it's hard to see Mario with his new bird

and shit, like she doesn't wanna see that

but at the same time, she doesn't wanna be with him.

- You can't have it both ways, though.

You can't say to someone, I don't wanna be with you

but then keep saying that I love him.

- I know, but that's how it is, it's messed up

and the thing is, I'm stupid for like putting up with it.

- I feel like Mario has moved on more--

- But he hasn't, he hasn't moved on.

He still messages her, he still calls her.

He's still madly in love with her.

If he could get back with Lucy, he'd do it like that.

I know that deep down, I probably shouldn't be with the girl

'cause the timing ain't right

but I shouldn't have got involved with her

in the first place.

We weren't supposed to have feelings for each other.

It was just supposed to be a bit of fun.

- Do you know what I feel really bad about

and I'm really confused about

is like why do I care about that

when I'm seeing someone else?

- Why do you care about it?

- Yeah, because you care because you still care

and have feelings for Mario.

- Don't know.

- I think you just have to end

whatever you've got going on with Tom

to make life easier for you.

- The thing is it's really hard

because I don't really like him but--

- It's convenience.

- You like Tom, but you love Mario, let's be honest.

- I definitely do still have feelings for him

but I know that it wouldn't work if I got back with him.

I should have listened to Debbie back then, shouldn't I?

- Hello.

- [Joey] You all right?

- Yeah, you?

- You look nice.

- Thank you, 80s.

- 80s, yeah, obviously I'm in my 80s stuff.

- I was gonna say.

- I ain't coming in, I've actually come here

'cause I thought I'd come and say bye tonight.

I think it's for the best, Sam,

I think it's gonna make you a lot happier

and it's gonna make me a lot happier

and I think we both need to just properly move on

and do our own thing, you know what I mean?

- Yeah.

It's probably easier with you going away

because it'll be easier for me to get over you

and move on without seeing you, so--

- I think so too.

I want you to be happy, all right?

I wanna see you smile, and I'm gonna smile

and we'll both be happy, yeah?

- I'll miss your little face.

- Come on, give me a cuddle.

- I'll always love you anyway.

- Me too, babe.

All right, take care of yourself, all right?

- Okay, bye.

- See you later.

[car engine roars]

- You're here.

- Hello.

- We've been looking for you everywhere.

- You all right there?

- Yeah, fine, fine.

- You sure?

- Well, come on, let's go in and have a good time.

- Yeah, we've got a lot going on in there.

- Let's go and have a party.

- Come on girls, after you.

- You know I didn't wanna come.

You know why, yeah?

- Well, I know why but I want you to tell me why.

- I didn't wanna come 'cause I didn't wanna see

my ex-boyfriend with his new girlfriend.

[Tom sighs]

- I knew from the start that you was always holding back.

And that's why I was as well,

'cause I knew something weren't right.

And it's because you're still not over it, are you?

- I feel bad.

- Feel bad about what, you haven't got to feel bad.

Shut up, just get off me,

you haven't got to feel bad about anything.

Why are you still getting upset about it?

- I don't know.

That's what I need to find out.

- If you don't wanna be with him,

why did you get upset about it?

- I don't know, I can't explain it.

- I just feel like an idiot, I shouldn't have got

so involved with it all and hard.

- You're not an idiot.

You're too nice for me, that's the problem.

- Too nice for you, shut up please.

- No, you do everything right and I'm like this.

- I just feel like the past couple of months

has been a waste, babe.

Pointless, in a way.

I feel like everything we've done has just been like that.

Like a lie, sort of thing.

- It's not been a lie.

- [Mario] All right?

- Hi.

- [Mario] You look nice.

- And you.

Are they prescription glasses, or?

- They are, yeah.

- I like your suit.

- Thank you, wash up all right, don't I?

You okay?

- Well, what do you want me to say, Mario, like--

- This all feels like both of us are saying

one thing to other people

but then saying something different to one another.

The last eight months, everything I've done

where I've learnt from my mistakes

and grown up has all been for you.

It's true, you know it is.

- You can't say stuff like this, you've got a girlfriend.

- And you're with Tom, but I don't care.

I think it's time to be honest.

- I don't know what to say.

- However much we try and deny it

and however much we try and put on a brave face

all the time when we're around one another

and to other people, we both do still love each other.

- I'll be honest with you,

if the Tom thing didn't happen,

I would have tried to get you back.

- You know there's some weird weird connection with us.

- Yeah, it's called love.

Pascal, yeah, she's amazing and stuff

but in the back of my mind,

I still think about you which isn't right.

- It's not fair on her either.

- It's not fair on her, it's not fair on Tom

but it's just the way we both are

and I just feel like it's not something that's gonna go away

and it seems to be that everyone surrounding us

has its fairytale ending but I'm not stupid,

I know fairytales don't happen

but at the same time I sit here and think why not.

It's true, why not?

- Say we got back together, how could I ever ever

trust what you were saying?

- That's something we have to work on together.

- Ah.

- It's up to you, think about it.