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- [Announcer] This programme contains dolled up doggies,

shattered dreams, and an ex on a mission.

Some of the tans you see might be fake

but these people are all real,

although some of what they do

has been given a little zhoosh for your entertainment.

[upbeat music]

- [Instructor] Take it down.

- [Announcer] Previously on "The Only Way is Essex."

- I've been told that you've still been sleeping with him.

- I don't feel like I have to justify myself

only on the second date.

- You still sleeping together?

- Yes.

- Oh my god.

- The traits you hold aren't traits I look for in a friend.

- If you want things to go on being awkward, it's fine.

- The best thing for me to do is

to just remove myself from the equation

and let you be on your own.

- Shit.

- Everything that's going off behind closed doors,

it's like we're a couple.

Do you want to make a go of things

or are we just gonna go our separate ways?

[dramatic music]

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby

♪ For you and me now

[upbeat music]

[engine revving]

♪ Oh, it's a love that's in the air ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah

♪ We've been

- Best leg of lamb please.

We're gonna want a few pigs in blankets.

And what else can I throw into the mix?

- Stuffing. - It's Bobby's bonanza.

A bit of stuffing?

♪ Baby, boy you make me feel so fine ♪

♪ Boy you make me feel so good

♪ Boy you make me feel so right ♪

♪ Baby, baby, baby

- This is how you do it right.

- [Joey] Oh mate, this is so good I love this bike.

It's sick.

- [Mario] It is working?

- [Diags] Look at the Allen Keys, mate.

- [Joey] That?

It's not that you div. - It does.

- Yeah, that doesn't tighten this.

- Yes it does.

So what happened to you the other night then?

- I just said we should stop seeing each other

until she gets her head straight.

- So basically you dumped her?

- Well yeah in a way but

I just said this whole girlfriend boyfriend shit

that everyone was going on about

and pressuring us into, it didn't mean anything to me

it's just a word.

- Yeah same with me, it's the same situation.

It's that step, it's that little step.

This is when it starts getting complicated.

She knows I told her from the start

that I don't want a relationship

'cause I don't wanna go back to how it used to be.

- [Tom] It's just confusing man,

I can't keep up to be honest with ya.

- Think of what a good time we had when we was all single.

We had such a laugh man.

None of us had girl problems.

None of us had to speak nonstop for 24 hours

about you and fucking Lucy, and you and Sam,

and like we had such a good laugh.

- What's going on now?

I'm happy, this is what I wanted.

I wanted to be able to hang around with her.

- She wants more though, doesn't she?

- I've told her from the start what I wanted.

- I don't think you're gonna be able to be

proper good friends with her mate.

I don't think it's gonna happen because she

'cause she likes you too much. - This is what I'm saying.

You can't have the best of both, can I?

- [Tom] No you can't have it both ways.

[electronic pop music]

- I was thinking something like this for my drinks tomorrow.

- Yeah, that's nice.

- I mean 'cause this says birthday, 32,

still got it [laughs].

- Them arms are giving me birthday.

- They are so giving you birthday right now, ain't they?

[both laughing]

Do you mind if Mario comes?

- [Lauren] I'll survive I'm a big girl.

- [Chloe] Well look, I can totally uninvite him.

- [Lauren] No you don't have to uninvite him.

Like, don't go that far.

- I can subtly uninvite him basically say,

Charl, Mario can't come. [laughs]

[pop music]

- So what did he say, what's Tom saying now?

- We've just left it like,

that's sort of it and he said like if and when you're ready

like, you know where I am.

- I just think like,

I know you're really adamant about Mario

but I just see youse two together,

maybe not now but in the future.

- Would you advise your sister

to get back with someone

that was maybe a really nice guy deep down

but cheated on 'em seven times

and everyone told her to break up with him?

- No!

That's a very good point

- No I kind of agree but it's weird

because I do feel Mario has grown up so much

and he looks back on the person that he was

and he doesn't like it.

- Yeah but we didn't work, so.

- So you and Mario literally are completely finished

- Yeah.

- And what about Sam, Bill?

What's she doing about Joey 'cause...

- Ahh, God knows.

I think Manf would happily be back with him

and give things a go, but he's doing this whole, you know,

let's be friends and all of that,

and it's just, you know,

I don't understand how you can be friends with an ex.

- I think that they know deep down

that they shouldn't be together.

- You don't think they should?

- I don't, I think they both know that,

that's why they're not taking it a step further.

- I think that's why Joey's hesitant 'cause actually

as much as we all think Joey's silly and whatever

he actually is quite sensible

and I think he's thinking of the long run

and because they used to row,

but like we're women, we're romantics,

like you look past that and all you think about is the love,

and they have got loads of love.

- Bella are you all ready for your pampering session?

- Yep we're going to a doggy groomer for the dogs

- I actually think dogs in Essex get groomed more than us.

- They do.

[laughs]

♪ So light 'em up, up, up

♪ Light 'em up, up, up

- That is sick.

♪ So light 'em up, up, up

♪ Light 'em up, up, up

- I think I hit that.

- I love the fact that the gun is bigger than Chris

[gun firing]

- There you go, innit. - There you go.

- Champion!

- What are you gonna do about Ferne anyway now?

'Cause the thing is with you like I said everyday,

you change your mind.

- We really love each other and that's no secret,

do you know what I mean,

it's just whether we can both come together

and meet in the middle and say right, let's give it a crack

which I'm willing to do but,

it's whether she wants to do it as well you know?

- Yeah but I think all Ferne's gonna care about

is if you do go back to her

are you gonna stay faithful this time?

- Yeah I think I will.

- No, no, no, you can't think you will.

- Oh shit, all right.

- You can't think you will, you will.

- If we do get back together

we will move on from all of this that's gone on.

I will be a one woman man.

[gun firing]

[upbeat pop music]

- This is it, I've come to get my meats,

it's gonna be like our pre-Christmas dinner.

What are you a leg or a breast man?

- Ooh. - Leg.

Leg of lamb is the best.

- [Elliott] I should be breast but I like a leg,

it's a bit more moist. [laughs]

- Right I think you should go for the leg.

The leg of lamb is the best.

- All I require from you is to knock up

the Gemma Collins stuffing.

- How do you like it, thick and square or round?

- However you wanna serve it to me, girl,

is good enough for me.

- Okay, alright then.

- Balls, nice big balls

- All right, balls of stuffing it is then.

- So who's on the guest list then?

- Sam and Billie. - Okay.

- Bobby and I. - Right.

- You. - Okay.

- No Argent, he's barred, and Ferne.

- Why's Argent barred?

- Because A, he'll eat all the food,

B, he'll be farting nonstop round the dinner table

and C, he'll probably say at the end of it

that I slept with him whilst we was all eating dinner.

- So Sam and Billie, no Sam and Joey?

- Sam and Joey, I don't really know what's happening there.

I think she's given him an ultimatum.

- Hmm.

Is he actually playing the game

or does he mean what he wants to do?

If he wants to give it a go with her he should be full on.

[zen music]

- [Dan] Oh my god, this is actually better than sex.

- Really! - Yep.

- What kind of sex life are you having?

- Not as good as this.

- Ah it was it was really bad the other night.

- You bumped into Ferne, didn't ya?

- She just literally flipped out and was screaming

and she was going I'm jealous of her

and I was like hold on a minute,

you're the one that is always starting on me

for like no reason and carrying it on.

- You should just move out of Essex I think.

- I am definitely not.

If anything the other girls can move out of Essex.

I am here to stay.

- Yeah.

I find it hard to talk to her.

When I'm with you I can just talk and I'm myself

and it's fine and I'm comfortable,

but I just didn't feel comfortable with her.

- But the fact that she's forgiven Charlie already,

like she's sleeping with him still

so if she's forgiven Charlie for sleeping with 20 girls

then what is her problem with me?

- There is no way that boy has slept with 20 girls.

He couldn't pull 20 pints.

[both laughing]

What made you feel like you needed to tell Charlie

that you spent any time with me in Vegas?

- He was getting a bit cocky so I thought,

right, you need to come down a few pedestals

and stop thinking you are Mr Hugh Hefner.

- So who did you enjoy kissing more, me or Charlie?

- Obviously you. [giggles]

♪ We give, we take

♪ We mend, we break

♪ So the cycle goes

♪ We're doing well

♪ We've been through hell

♪ When only heaven knows

- I just don't know why he won't commit to you,

like why he wont just be honest?

My worry for you

is that you're gonna continue to have this heartache,

like is this just Joey's personality?

- He is Jekyll and Hyde I must admit,

do you know what I mean,

he can be like life and soul of the party, caring,

like say all these lovely things

then there's another side to him where he's like snappy,

he doesn't think things through, he's not reasonable,

it's ridiculous, it's been like nearly two weeks now.

- [Ferne] It is absolutely like the most ridiculous thing.

- [Sam] And I'm not gonna keep going.

And I'm not gonna keep going on like this.

- [Ferne] Shouldn't be wasting your time.

- Exactly. - Neither should I.

- Do you still feel like the connection is there?

- We have been seeing each other

and spending time with each other

but things pop back up in my head

and I think oh my God, ding!

20 women, I think, am I really doing this?

Will I ever be able to get over that

that he did completely shatter that trust

that me and him had.

I just don't know, I'm so confused by the boy.

- Do you wanna give it another go with Charlie?

- Dunno, it's really hard to say.

♪ Put your hand on my heart

♪ Then you'd know

♪ I don't care

♪ What my teachers say

♪ I'm gonna be a supermodel

- I can't believe Lucy couldn't come.

Should we do something really mad with Lola and shock her?

- I think proper OTT.

- If you give her to my assistant

he'll take her for a wash for you.

- Okay, there you go.

- See you soon Lola.

- See you soon, Lola.

I can't believe I'm giving Bella a vajazzle.

Well, not a vajazzle 'cause it's not going on her bits.

- A furjazzle.

- [Jess] A furjazzle, that's the one.

What you gonna have for Beau?

- [Bobby] D'you know, I'm thinking of colouring him.

- Really?

- I'm thinking a bit dot cotton blue rinse.

A lot of people think he's a girl,

well Gemma in particular thinks he's a girl,

so I thought if I dye him blue she might think he's a boy.

- Oh my God, that is such a good idea.

- D'you know what, she's got back with Rami.

- Mmm.

- I've told you before that I don't think

their relationship's gonna go...

- No it's because it's so volatile

and they split up, get back together,

split up, get back together but what I don't get

is you two share a bed,

so how's that working out with Rami there?

- Well this is it,

I've kinda literally just been having to not be there

or I'm crashing on an inflatable next door.

I think for her and Rami to succeed

they need to have their own space.

- Yeah.

[quirky upbeat music]

[knocks on door ]

- Hello. - Hello, look.

- [Chloe] What the hell is that?

- That's my new tricycle thing, it's sick innit?

- Come in Joe. - Do you like it?

- [Chloe] Love it.

- [Joey] So you looking forward to your birthday drinks?

- Yeah, I'm really looking forward to them.

- Are ya? - You coming?

- Yeah, I think a few of the boys are coming as well.

- [Chloe] Are you gonna bring Sam?

- I don't know, I don't think so, no.

- Why not?

- 'Cause its just like it's sort of

a bit awkward at the moment.

- If it's like a passionate relationship

which youse two had, like, it's hard to then be friends

'cause you still got that passion there.

- I don't want it to cross that line,

like the whole relationship line and all that Chlo,

because I'm too scared of going the way back

to where I used to be, I don't want to go back to that.

- But are you scared of your feelings,

'cause you feel for her,

or are you scared of just being in a relationship now?

- Yeah feelings I suppose.

- All I can say is follow your heart

and try not to have regrets

because you don't want to get years down the line

and think what if 'cause you don't know.

[pensive music]

- I had a good night the other night though,

to be fair, I felt like it was good to see everyone together

I mean, I see Joey and Sam together at one point as well.

- And how did you feel about that?

- Yeah, it was all right.

Sam's given Joey like an ultimatum,

like whether they're actually gonna be together or not,

but I don't know what's going on,

I can't get my head round it.

- She's got you chasing, not chasing after her,

but you know what I mean, Elliot as well.

- Yeah me and Elliott do have a little bit of competition

but I suppose it does come from the past,

obviously me and the Wrights have always been at it,

haven't we?

- What my mom used to say, right, she used to say

two Wrights don't make a Bloor.

[all cheering]

- Love that, love that.

She's making bad decisions,

she's allowing herself to be run rings round.

- You're being pushed into a corner aren't you?

It's like everyone's,

"When are you gonna get back with Sam,

"when are you gonna do this?"

If there's feelings

then go for it and if not then step back.

- We'll see.

♪ Although we've come

♪ To the end of the road

♪ Still I can't let go

♪ It's unnatural

♪ You belong to me

♪ I belong to you

[both laughing]

- [Mario] What you doing after you drop me off?

- So I'm just gonna pop over to Ferne's house

just to see if her mom's in.

I feel like we need to clear the air

with everything that's gone on,

I haven't seen her for the last few months.

If I'm trying to win Ferne back,

you've gotta have the family on your side

otherwise it just doesn't work.

- 'Course.

- Not only did I hurt Ferne,

I hurt a lot of people around her as well.

- Yeah.

- Which I feel like I've let 'em down

but I'm gonna go round there and basically say

that Charlie's back and he's not gonna let

anyone down this time.

- Yeah.

All this stuff now with Lucy and Tom, I think,

is just a wake-up call for me

to realise that it's not gonna happen.

I don't really get Lucy.

I heard that she broke up with Tom the other night

and then stayed 'round his house.

So like, what are you doing?

You saw me the same day.

You saw a life you used to have the same day.

And then went to fireworks, broke up with Tom,

and stayed round his house, it's like,

what mentality do you have?

- She just seems a bit confused, doesn't she,

like she doesn't know what she's doing.

- But then be confused, stop sleeping with someone

all the time, it's disgusting.

[upbeat music]

♪ I've gotta know

♪ Can we work it out

- I'm out drinking pints like a geezer.

- Pints?

So am I like the anti-geezer

with my vodka slimlines are they?

- [Argent] You're not a geezer at all then.

- The anti-geezer.

- Cheers. - Tchin-tchin.

- Tchin-thin. [laughs]

- Oy, oy! [group chattering]

- You love it, you know you do.

- What's happening?

- Come and have a seat.

- To be honest Tom, I'm quite surprised you're here.

I mean, where's Juicy Lucy?

[all laughing]

- Well you know obviously after the bonfire night

said I want to knock things on the head

'cause it's not worth it.

But to be honest with ya, I've still been seeing her.

- What?

- Who's got the power at the moment?

- Lucy!

- Who's making the decisions?

'Cause from what I heard the other night,

you took the power back and you sorta walked away.

You gotta hold the power.

- Which I did, yeah, which I did,

but then when she invites ya round her house,

it's fucking hard to resist.

- No, come on mate, if you've got Lucy Meck ringing ya,

yeah, put on a play, you're going 'round

and you're getting what you can get, man.

[all laughing]

- I would say my situation's

a lot more confusing than yours, mate.

It's got so much issue involved it's a joke.

- I think the girl loves you,

my personal opinion is you should give it one last go

if it works, it works, if it doesn't,

then at least you know, mate, d'ya know what I mean?

That's all I've got to say about it.

- The thing is it's a lot more difficult than that, innit?

You know what I mean?

I know she loves me, and I love her too, but it's so much--

- [Argent] It's not as easy as that.

- It's not as easy as that, it's so difficult,

the situation like--

- So if you was to take it to the next level,

for you, is the juice worth the squeeze?

Is having all the agg and the drama

that comes with it worth that?

'Cause if it is, then just do it.

♪ It's three a.m. and I'm calling in to tell you ♪

♪ That without you here

- Thanks for inviting me out, girls.

It's been so nice.

- Definitely.

How's things with you and Tarzan?

- Tarzan?

Do you call him Tarzan?

- No, I don't need to call him.

- You do, don't lie.

- No it's like a little pet name.

You know what his hair like,

when he wakes up all slicked back yeah,

just like all loose and shaggy,

he just looks like a big Tarzan.

Speaking about James,

how about him getting the hump the other night

when I mentioned Abby,

which was the one that obviously told Dan about Charlie?

- [Gemma] But how does Abby know

if you've been sleeping with Charlie?

- Because Charlie's told Jasmine,

and Jasmine's told Abby, and Abby's told Gem.

- Why go out of her way,

it's not like Dan's her best mate, is it?

- Yeah well Jasmine has openly admitted

to spending evenings with Dan in Vegas.

- Were any of us surprised, no.

- Absolutely not.

- Boys, why they so complicated?

- You've been called a grass,

- [Danielle] I've been called a grass.

- I've been waiting on the line, couldn't give a fuck,

and you have given the ultimatum.

- Yeah.

- Have you had an answer? - Pissing me off.

- I think by him not giving an answer

kinda says it all.

- What's holding him back, though?

- Exactly.

- [Billie] It's such a shame 'cause he's gonna kick himself.

- This is why he's shooting himself in the foot

because he always says to me that he wants to marry me

and have a family with me.

I think, what do you want me to do, wait around?

- Wait around.

- Wait around 'til you're ready?

- No, you've got to live your life.

So you're gonna go tell him that that's it?

- What else can I do?

I've done everything.

[knocks on door]

- Charlie. - Hi Gill.

- Ferne's not home.

- Oh that's all right, well look,

I just wanted to come and see you if that's all right.

- Okay, come in.

[Charlie sighs]

So Charlie, it's been a while.

- It has.

- Now you're here, maybe you can answer a few questions.

Why did you do it, for a start?

- It's all a bit of a blur, it sort of just happened

and next thing you know, I got myself into a lot of trouble.

- And I get that you're young and things do just happen,

but she was absolutely broken, do you know that?

- [Charlie] I know, I know.

- She was every night in my bed sobbing, shaking,

it was heartbreaking to deal with.

- I've come to my senses now and I want to try

and get back on track with Ferne.

- But even like a few weeks ago you were still saying,

you know, I don't think

that we're meant to be together.

And you didn't show that you cared

and suddenly did you wake up the other morning and think,

well I do really care, I do really miss her.

- I am really, really sorry, not just to Ferne.

- [Gill] That's the first I've heard.

- It's everyone else who's been hurt around it.

- I don't think you should get off that easy.

You need to fight for her, you need to woo her.

♪ Could we try to reinvent

- Look at me, I'm single, I'm happy, you should be like me.

[all laughing]

- Hello, everyone.

Do you mind if I steal Joey for a minute?

- Yeah. - Thanks.

- That's put a slight downer on the whole situation.

- Fucking boy's night out!

- I wanna talk to you so I'd appreciate if you listen.

Since obviously we've been speaking again in Vegas,

and everything, you know I feel like

I've been putting my all into everything

to try and make it work, I don't know,

and I feel like from you I'm not getting the same vibe,

not getting it back whatsoever.

I feel like I'm just waiting around,

or I'm waiting for you to say something,

or I'm waiting for you to pull through.

The other night when I gave the ultimatum,

and said look, we either continue make this work,

or we just go our separate way and be friends,

but now I think about it there's just no point is there,

there's no point,

because I know you don't wanna be in a relationship,

you don't wanna be with me,

you don't want me to have anyone else,

but you don't wanna be with me.

You bid for me, so obviously I don't go out with anyone else

Fair enough, fine. [Joey stammers]

Then you take me on a date down to the dump

and do all these special things, then you don't kiss me,

then you say to me you love me, and oh like,

you wanna be with me.

- I'll always love you. - I just don't understand.

- I'll always love you.

- When you love someone, you love 'em.

There's none of this messing around,

you're fully hot but with you, you don't.

It's over, isn't it?

It's over.

♪ I wanted you to notice

- Okay so yeah it is over, yeah.

- Good.

[upbeat music]

- I'm not one in the kitchen, Gem,

when it comes to a roast dinner.

- [Gemma] Are you?

- Bobby's flair comes out.

- I can't wait to eat it, Bobby.

♪ Where the story goes, oh

- Massaged the sausages, I've massaged all the meat today.

- I need a stiff drink after my night.

- [Elliott] You've ate up all the big sausages, didn't ya?

- A small sausage has never been enough for me, Elliott.

[laughing]

- [Billie] Let's say a well done, Bobby.

[group cheers]

- [Argent] Happy birthday, birthday girl.

- Thank you.

♪ What we're gonna be

♪ I'll give you a taste

[crowd cheering]

- Happy birthday pup.

- Oh my God, what?

- Oh my God.

I've got one of them.

- Aww, thanks Pops.

- Pull it like a cracker.

- Ready?

Oh.

[laughing]

What is it?

- A raincoat.

- [Chloe] Hmm, it's really nice. [laughs]

- The day I bought it, it was really raining.

[laughing]

- [Gemma] Do me a slice, Jess.

- [Jess] Yeah it's quite nice, innit?

- I've got a bit of a confession to make.

I had my first multiple orgasm.

- Don't tell me you had a multiple orgasm

climbing rocks with Dan Osbourne.

- [Ferne] No, like.

- Okay, so like what is a multiple orgasm?

- It is hard graff.

You have to let yourself be totally relaxed,

make sure that my mom's out the house.

- [Jess] Who was it with?

- Charlie!

As a woman, you can do it over and over again.

- You have the one orgasm and it's continual.

- Have you ever given a woman a multiple orgasm?

- I don't know to be honest with ya, I'd say no.

- [Sam] You'd probably know about it.

- [Gemma] 'Course you have!

- Have you had a multiple orgasm with Ricky?

- Can't have this discussion in front of me,

I'm a prude anyway, you know what I'm like.

- [Billie] Hold on.

[laughing]

- Right, what is happening with you and Charlie?

He's giving you multiple orgasms, we know that.

- You look over it, Ferne, if I'm honest.

It's time to move on Ferne, I think you've outgrown him.

- It is.

It really is.

- Hi.

- Hi. [giggles]

- Am I allowed to say hi?

- Yeah, course you're allowed to say hi.

- It's nice to see you smiling at me. [laughs]

- Yeah, I think I just wasn't in the right mood

to speak to you the other night.

- I don't like things being the way that they are,

I just think it's a shame.

- You've got to understand, with women, and with me,

if someone pisses me off I can't just shake it off.

I have to let the anger brew, I have to let it out,

I had to let you know how I was feeling,

so I don't wanna be fake and then once I've said it to you,

like the next day I felt fine, I felt almost like relief.

We both said what we wanted to say, and then off

and be over it.

You sometimes just gotta let women brew a little bit.

- Learning every day, about women.

- Just let us have our little moods, we'll get over it,

and then we'll move on.

- Good.

- Okay we're friends.

You can get me a drink now.

[melancholy music]

♪ Your heart breaks

♪ Rolls down the window

- Food was nice. - Yeah it was lovely.

- I'm so full up.

- I'm so full up as well, it was really nice.

- He done well there Bobby, didn't he?

- Yeah, really well.

- How's things with you and Joe, then?

- Not very good.

After everything the last couple of weeks,

just had to call it a day, really,

purely because he's saying all these nice things to me

when it's just me and him

and then not doing it in front of other people.

It's like he was trying to keep me as a secret

and I just, basically I was fed up with him.

- [Elliott] Why do you think he's doing that?

- I don't know.

I don't know. - Basically because of you.

[laughing]

- Basically.

- He's obviously seen me and Sam go out on a date

and he's got a bit jealous over it

and I just feel like he didn't like the thought

of you moving on.

- [Sam] It was almost like a waste of time.

- No, not really 'cause the charity

got two grand, didn't they?

- Yeah. [all laughing]

- Well there you go, that's my opinion.

- You always look very smug. [laughs]

- [laughs] I'm not smug, I'm not saying I'm smug.

I just, obviously from a bloke's point of view,

I'm sure I've played them games.

I'm not saying told you so.

At the end of the day, you're...

- You are saying that. [all laughing]

- [Billie] He wants to say I told you so.

- I'm not, no that's childish, I'm not saying that.

- He's beating round the bush.

♪ I told you girl

♪ When you first met me

♪ It's a crazy world

- You happier?

- Yeah, it was good actually, I was a bit like,

you know when you walk in and you don't really know

what to expect, is she gonna grill me,

is she gonna be calm?

Yeah she was alright.

She was asking me a few questions, like,

"What are your intentions with her now?"

And you know like the proper mom questions.

It was like an interview.

- What are your intentions?

- I think I'm ready to sort of commit now.

- There's no time like the present.

You know she's round Gemma's,

why don't you just go see her round there,

that's a big gesture, that's her in front of that wolf pack.

They are literally like a bunch of wolves.

[laughs]

Down in that environment, and say,

"Look, I love you, I wanna be with you."

That'll mean more to her

'cause you're doing it in front of the people

that she always listens to

more than she listens to her head and her heart.

- And 'cause she's worried about what everyone else thinks

she's gonna hold back.

If you just see 'em in there,

then they're all there, seeing you.

- Not gonna lie, it's actually making me really nervous.

- [Mario] It's the grown-up thing to do.

- Don't be nervous, just go in there and fight for her.

- I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna go.

- This is so romantical!

Mwah, good luck!

- See ya later. - So unlike you.

- Go and win her back, Charlie!

Whee!

- [Mario] He's a dead man.

[both laughing]

- You're gonna make someone

the most amazing husband one day.

- Oh, I hope so.

- You don't hope so, you will so.

- He's out there somewhere, Gem, he's out there somewhere.

- [sighs] Look Bobby, I feel a bit awkward about saying this

but you are my best friend

and friends have to tell it to each other straight.

You know me and Rami have sorted our differences out

and we are giving it a go now

and things are going really well

and it's like, Bob, however I say this,

it's gonna sound horrible but it's not horrible.

But I think it's come to a point where

maybe living together isn't the right thing anymore.

I feel bad, though, I do feel bad,

'cause it's like my life's moved on now

but I always want to be part of yours.

- This is your home Gem,

it just makes sense for me and Beau to go,

and you and Rami to give it your best shot.

- [crying] I don't want you to go.

- We all have to grow up

and end up living with smelly boys at some point.

- I don't want you to go, I feel bad.

- I will never ever leave you on your own.

- I love you Bob.

- [Bobby] I love you too, GC.

[dance music]

- What's happening boys, you alright?

- What's going on, you good?

- Luce.

- Luce.

- Lola came as well.

- What the fuck? - Oh what the hell?

- Bobby and Jess did this to my dog, can you believe it?

- It looks like a teddy bear.

- It's not cruel, it doesn't hurt her.

She's put dog perfume.

- [Joey] Look how cute it is.

- Jess was like,

"I'll just take her to the groomers to get a cut,"

and she came back like that.

- Actually it was our dog, and she's dyed it pink.

[laughing]

- Right, come on, let's go to the bar and have a drink.

- Yeah go on.

- Bailey's very pink.

- You're pathetic, Mario,

I can hear everything you're saying.

- [Mario] Huh?

- You're absolutely pathetic.

[laughing]

- Can I just say, what is it about men

that makes them always think they're right?

- Why aren't any of them perfect?

They just haven't got it all going on,

there's something always wrong.

- Has anyone in here on a first date a girl and had to pay?

- Tightness in a man is really--

- Splitting the bill is worse, I think,

I'd rather say I'll pay the bill and go.

[knocking on door]

- [Billie] Go on Gem.

- [Elliott] I think a man should always pay.

- I heard you was tight, Elliott Wright.

[laughing]

- When I was out with Elliott the other night though.

I said he would pay and he did.

- If they're older.

- [Gemma] How are you, you all right?

- I don't know, play a more manly role.

♪ Story of my life

♪ I take her home

♪ I drive all night

♪ To keep her warm

- I just came here to talk to you, really.

♪ And time is frozen

- I just want you to appreciate what I'm about to say.

And I just wanna think of the best way to say it.

- Oh my God, what you gonna say?

♪ Until she's broke inside

- That I'm in love with you.

♪ The story of my life

♪ The story of, the story of

- You do genuinely complete me, Ferne.

- [Sam] Come on.

I think it's lovely.

- I wanna start fresh.

I wanna get back together.

- Yeah.

- [Elliott] Give him a cuddle.

- [Sam] Go and give him a cuddle!

- I will.

♪ I see us in the light upon a hill ♪

♪ Although I am broken

♪ My heart is untamed still

♪ Won't be long, oh

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby

♪ For you and me now

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby

♪ For you and me now

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby

♪ For you and me now