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creepy guys, and a Halloween surprise.

Some of the tans you see might be fake,

but these people are all real,

although some of what they do

has been given a little zhoosh for your entertainment.

- Bad boy, bad boy.

- [Narrator] Previously on The Only Way is Essex.

- What do you reckon, suit me?

[laughing]

- I just feel like boyfriend and girlfriend

comes, like, loads of pressure.

- So we're exclusive, but you're not my girlfriend, huh?

- No.

- You know I always have a good time with you,

but I think we can have a good time as friends.

Maybe friends who fancy each other.

- 150.

- 200.

[people cheering]

- What about Joey, do you reckon he would bid?

- I don't think he will personally.

- He should be shouting his love from the rooftops.

- 250 pages for sale.

- Make it a grand, eh, fuck it.

- [Joey] 2000.

[upbeat dramatic music]

[funky upbeat music]

[screaming]

[laughing]

- When Joey walked in I was like,

I literally, I just had my hands across my mouth,

I was shocked.

When I was doing the catwalk, like,

I was sort of looking out

and I just knew he wasn't there

so when he bid and when he walked through the door,

I was like, "Yes!"

- Joey was actually like your prince charming

come flying in, he rescued you.

- It's made him so much more attractive

to me so now it's like now what?

- I've got a text from Dan.

- [gasps] Saying?

- Oh my god!

- [Billie, Sam And Lucy] What?

- [Sam] He hasn't let you down?

- [Lucy] Oh no, he hasn't?

He hasn't mugged you out?

- Hey Ferne, looking forward our date later,

hope you are too.

Wear Lycra and don't worry, you're in safe hands.

What the F!

It's my first date

out of a 3 year relationship wearing Lycra

- He wanted to see your ass!

- Oh my god.

Do you think he's good for me?

- [Billie And Lucy] I do! - It's good for you!

- Do you know what as well,

'cause Dan's a really nice guy

and he'll treat you nice.

- Lucy will give you advice on Dan

if you really want some advice.

- Coming from someone that's been on a date with Dan,

here's your perfect woman to give advice.

- [Ferne] This is awkward.

- No it's not awkward

- It's not awkward,

'cause with me and him it wasn't anything--

- It was a holiday romance.

- [Lucy] Yeah, we went on--

- Oh god, he was your rebound,

maybe he's my rebound, no!

All right, listen,

I was feeling very charitable on the night.

- Plus we're, like, rubbing salt in the wounds of Charlie

and that's what you wanted.

- Plus all you gotta think

is that you're gonna look great in Lycra.

- I'm not gonna look great in Lycra.

- [Lucy] Yeah, you are!

- You got a nice bum, you got nice boobs,

as long as the camel toe doesn't come out you'll be fine.

- What's the deal then, are you and Tom exclusive

or boyfriend and girlfriend?

- I don't want a boyfriend, I dunno,

it's my problem not his.

- So what different with you being exclusive or--

- I don't know, I honestly don't know,

but if he asks me today will you be my girlfriend,

I'd say no.

- It's not anything to do with Mario is it?

- No, I mean maybe it's to do with him

that I can't let my guard down and have a boyfriend,

but it's not to do with him as in--

- [Sam] You wanna be back with him.

- I wanna be with him.

- I feel like Mario is still floating around

in your head somewhere.

- I don't know.

- This'll be the first party

that me and you host together, Rick.

- I know.

- What is everyone gonna go as?

- So the theme is the seven deadly sins.

- Right.

- So what are you gonna be then, Nan?

Greed, laziness, vanity.

- I think a lot of people lust after you, Pat.

- Yeah, you are loved, Nan, so maybe you should be lust.

- Right, okay then.

- How about Lewis and Elliott both bidding for Sam

and then Joey coming in.

- Has he done that out of pride

and just thought, like,

I'm not letting anyone else buy her, I'm having her.

- Maybe he got envious,

so then he got greedy.

- And then 'cause of his pride, he started lusting over her.

- He started lusting her.

He wasn't going to be a sloth

and stay back anymore and wait for her.

That's it, boom!

He's got 'em all.

[funky electronic music]

- Do your best ghost noise, this is mine,

look, watch, ready.

[howling]

[laughing]

- Have you ever tried doing a Luigi board

or anything like that?

- Ouiji board.

- Luigi board

- It's called thee Ouiji, right?

Ouiji?

- It's Luigi board.

- I thought it was Ouiji.

- Mate, I did not expect you at all

to come out with that bid.

- [Joey] What?

- You literally come out of nowhere like a superhero.

- Like superman, innit?

- Yeah and, like, bid for her.

Do you think it's a good idea though?

- Mate, look at the end of the day, yeah?

[Joey and Arg talking indistinctly]

With me and Sam, yeah?

She knows I care she I care about her more than any boy

in the world right now, you know what I mean?

- [Arg] Right, okay.

- And obviously I still love Sam and stuff,

but she knows that what I want is

to be cool 'round each other, you know what I mean?

- Trying to get my pump on today.

- Why?

- I got a bit of a date with Ferne later, ain't I?

- Oh yeah, about that [giggles].

- What you got to say about it?

- Well, it's quite funny, literally when we was bidding,

her face was like, I need to beat her, I need to beat her.

- The bottom line is you wanted to go out with me.

- I'm spending time with you free of charge

and that's all that matters.

- Lucky you, eh?

- Are you actually looking forward to the date?

- I am, I think it will be good.

- Do you find her attractive?

- Yeah, she's a pretty girl.

- What, better than me?

Oh my god, you're actually hesitating

and thinking about it.

- Well I don't think you're actually gonna like the answer.

- Fine.

- I'm joking. - [Jasmin] Whatever.

Yeah, but you definitely wanted me to win, let's not lie.

So where are you actually taking her?

- I wanted to do something fun rather than,

you know everyone just goes for dinner

and it's a bit boring, innit?

So I think we're gonna go rock climbing.

- Rock climbing?

- Yeah.

- Oh good, you can push her off at the top.

[laughing]

- What do you think?

- Oh, it's lovely

- It's very nice, Mario.

- Isn't it?

- Very smart.

- Yeah?

- [Charlie] Yeah, I really like it.

- This for me now is the next step.

With everything that's happened, I think with the flat,

even though it's mine,

I think it's still the place in which I shared with Lucy.

We're both going our separate ways

and start our own chapters separately,

this is my chapter and this is my fresh start.

- So you've heard about Tom and Lucy,

that they're, like, official now, aren't they?

- This is the thing, like, I don't understand with Tom,

like, he still has this thing in his head

that I've given advice to Ferne

because I want it to get back to Lucy.

- But do you think Lucy sometimes,

no matter what somebody's telling her,

like Ferne, anybody that confides in her,

the conversation always goes back to Lucy.

- I've been friends with Ferne for many years.

- Yeah.

- So I'm gonna give Ferne advice.

It's nothing to do with Lucy,

why has everything always gotta be to do with Lucy?

At the end of the day me and Lucy were talking before Vegas.

I did sort of think we would get back together

and then we went to Vegas and she went with Tom,

so Tom should take that as a credit to the fact

that she chose Tom, she didn't chose to come back with me,

she chose Tom.

- [Charlie] She chose Tom and that's it now.

- Just be thankful for the fact

that you've got a beautiful girlfriend.

[calm electronic music]

- Right, Elliott,

I think your legs are perfect now

and I'm a bit, all this bending down [groans].

- Top half, torso?

- [Gemma] Yeah, fine, okay.

- Come here, take it away.

- So, you know how much I love love

and romance and everything?

- Yeah.

- And after all this hassle with Arg and Rami

and Rami and Arg for a million times,

I have decided to have a mystical love night.

Basically this person comes

and does this like mystical love stuff

and all of us will find eternal love forever,

'cause at the minute, everything's is going a bit wonky.

[laughing]

- Don't you think?

Me and Rami have been on and off for a year

and we've finally managed to sort out our differences.

My heart is telling me give it another go with Rami, like.

- You should always go with your heart

to a certain degree, Gem.

- I've got to go with my heart.

Right, turn 'round,

let me do your bum, just in case someone sees it.

- [Elliott] Give a wedgie?

- Yeah, oh my god you've got a furry bum!

There's proper fluff there, Elliott.

That's proper manly, innit?

- Oh my God!

I haven't seen you for ages!

- [Lucy] I've missed you so much.

Oh, god!

- I actually have been extremely worried about you.

- You always worry, you don't need to worry about me.

- Well that's me, isn't it?

I'm like maternal.

You know do you not think that this whole thing with Tom

has gone a bit too fast?

- Yeah.

- Do you really like him?

- I do, I do, I don't think I expected it,

I don't think he expected it

but I know that I don't want to be with with someone.

- For me I feel that

you only really do have one true love in life.

- Oh, Debbie.

- I know you don't want to hear this.

How do you feel about Mario?

Tell me the truth.

- You know what I think.

- No, I--

- You do, Deb, like obviously I will always,

I'm always gonna love him.

- I know you love Mario

and I know he absolutely will love you 'til the day he dies.

- It terrifies me that I'm never gonna meet anyone

that loves me as much as he does.

I feel really lonely,

I feel like I've got no one, like, protecting me.

- I want you to find out who you are.

Have your time.

- A part of me, like, I wont give my all to Tom

because part of me held back thinks I should be on my own.

I feel so bad 'cause he's so nice to me, Deb.

- You haven't got to feel bad.

If you don't be honest with him

then I think he's gonna fall madly in love with you, Lucy.

In fact he's probably fallen madly in love with you already.

- Oh my God.

[laughing]

Rock climbing, I'm gonna be so shit at this.

- Don't worry, I'll catch ya.

- Do you want me to help you put your harness on?

[laughing]

When you texted me, I was like, Lycra.

How am I going to look fit in Lycra?

- But you do look fit.

And I've got tracksuit bottoms on

and a t-shirt and you do look good.

- Maybe you can actually take the shirt off.

Can you do rock climbing?

- No, you can't do it without your shirt on, sorry.

- That's a shame.

I wasn't gonna let Jasmin beat me.

- I was kind of hoping you'd win.

- That was the, really?

- Yeah.

- Why?

- I just, I dunno,

fancy you a bit.

[laughing]

[upbeat rock music]

- You got slightly outbidded at the old fashion show,

didn't ya?

- Slightly?

Geeza doubled me, mate!

- Can you really see you and Sam,

like, being just friends, like--

- Do you know what, to be honest,

I'm always gonna have feelings for the girl

and I feel like if me and her being friends

made her feel uncomfortable

about any aspects of her relationships elsewhere,

whether it be Joey

whether it be anyone else she wanted to be with,

I wouldn't want to put that stress on her,

but it's a shame 'cause the girl meant a lot to me.

Do you think they will get back together now?

- I dunno.

If they end up back together,

then obviously if they're both happy

and it works, then great,

but I just don't want to have to see him go through it,

all of what he went through before, do you know what I mean?

- If he's saying one thing to Sam

and then saying another thing to other people,

he needs to man up and do something about it

and that's why, I mean, look if Elliott kept on bidding

I would've kept on bidding the other night

but because Joey walked in,

I thought what more can someone ask him?

What more could her friends ask of him?

What more can Sam ask of him?

But he now has to take that momentum

and do something with it, otherwise what was the point?

- Now I'm here, now I'm all strapped in,

I feel like I wanna get to the top.

- You look good, you look ready,

look you've tied your hair back,

this is it. - [Ferne] Yeah, exactly

- She means business.

- But there is just one thing,

that's, like, putting me off a little bit.

- What?

- I just can't look at it,

I just feel like I've gotta keep my eyes here.

- Why?

- Dan, it's your bulge, what is [laughs]

I can't, what is that?

- What do you mean what is it?

It's this, it's too tight.

- It's huge.

- [laughs] Stop looking at my bulge.

Ready to climb.

- [Ferne] I'm going, Dan.

- [Dan] Oh, dear.

- [Ferne] I'm off.

- I thought I was gonna be flying up this.

- Well, your bulge is getting bigger from this angle.

[laughing]

[screams] No!

No, this is such a bad angle.

[laughing]

[vibrant rock music]

[Lauren speaking indistinctly]

- [Diags] You look...

- [Lauren] Skinny.

- [Diags] Stupid.

These look good, but yours is just a red cape.

- [Lauren] Yeah, it's not really very flattering

in this area,

I look like I've got saggy tits and a wonky wand [laughs].

Why are you not trying anything on?

- 'Cause I know what I'm wearing.

What're you wearing?

- I'm going as a sloth.

Sloth's one of the sins innit?

I'm just gonna strap a lilo to my back,

duct tape it to my back, so wherever I go I can lie down.

- What, so you're just gonna fall back onto your lilo,

like straight back?

- As soon as people are going,

"Oh my God, like, what's going on with Lucy,"

[snores] straight back in to my...

[laughing]

I sorta know what Tom's gonna be.

- Whats he gonna be?

- think he's color-coordinating with Lucy.

I think he's got a dog collar that matches her lead.

Come on, get changed.

Seriously, need to go home.

[bell ringing]

- Hello, mate!

Diego, what's happening?

- [Diags] What's happening, you good?

- Not too bad, you?

- [Lauren] Oh shit, it's Charlie and Mario.

- [Chloe] Shut up.

- I'm with Chloe and Lauren,

just checking out some Halloween shit.

- So where are they then?

- Just in here, girls?

- [Lauren] Shall we just walk out?

We'll say bye and just leave.

- [Chloe] We can't stay in here can we,

lets just go and do it.

- [Lauren] Go on.

- Hi.

- Hey.

- [Charlie] Hey, guys.

- Shall we go?

- Yes, bye.

- [Chloe] See you later.

- [Charlie] See you later, guys.

- Well, that was awkward.

- Yeah, I don't really know why.

- I thought I'd handled it right.

- Oh well, right, let's find you an outfit.

- Let's find me an outfit.

I want something with a mask, mate, seriously.

I think I need it tonight.

- [laughs] Yeah.

[calm music]

- This balloon that you're holding,

I want you to empower it,

so as you breathe in through your nose,

you are absorbing all the new energy

and you're exhaling into the balloon all the negative.

I want you now to invite the colour pink in to your minds.

This is the colour of love.

[bell ringing]

Sam, what's the negativity

that you've empowered that physical object with?

- Everyone around me and Joey,

that's whats holding us back.

- And your positive?

- My positive is to reconnect,

grow stronger and make things work.

- Excellent, I want you to take your balloon

and let it go now.

Bobby, my man.

- My negative, I carry around, like,

an emotional sack of shit from previous relationships.

My positive is,

I just wanna kind of open up my heart, really,

and find love and find a decent bloke.

- Gemma.

- The fact that every diet I go on don't work

and the positive is now

that basically me and Rami will get on very smoothly

and hopefully at the end of it

good things are gonna happen.

- Yes.

- We'll let this balloon go then.

- [Love Master] Yeah, let it go, let go of that weight.

- Oh, it didn't wanna go,

is that a sign [mumbles] go on?

- Well, it did go eventually.

[upbeat spooky music]

[doorbell ringing]

[phone ringing]

- Hello.

- [Diags] What's your favourite scary movie?

- Who's this?

- [Diags] Who's this?

- It's Tom, mate, who's this?

- [Diags] Who do you want it to be?

[sinister laughing]

[doorbell ringing]

[yelling]

- [Tom] You scared the life out of me, you dick.

- Oh my god, you're such a pussy.

- [Tom] Oh, shut up.

- Diags, come on!

- [Tom] You're lucky I didn't knock you out.

- You got so shook, man.

[sinister laughing]

- [Nanny Pat] Oi, oi, don't keep eating them.

- One more.

- No, they're for the party!

- I think they've invited everybody.

- Yeah I know, everyone's going, aren't they?

- [Carol] Yeah.

- Even that Lewis is going I think, isn't he?

Billy big bananas Lewis

and you know a new ex that's on the scene.

- He has come in a bit, like, on power hasn't he?

I'm here, it's like as if he's landed.

- Yeah, Sam's got like a 1000 ex-boyfriends

all jumping in on the scene

and it's like, you know, she's caused uproar, she has.

- In other words you're jealous,

because they're all younger than you!

[laughing]

[mumbling]

- That's it, that's it.

[knocking]

- I bet that's trick or treats already.

Guess who it is.

- Hey!

- He hadn't even had a bath, look at him!

- I have, I've been washing Lewis's car with him.

- I can smell it.

- You look like a sack of shit.

- I know you don't care about this,

but we was having a bit of banter

and he was basically sorta saying his intentions

were to outbid you in the [chuckles].

- Well he got sorted, didn't he?

- When Joey came in

he reckons he was only stepping back,

'cause he says he doesn't want

to get in the way of true love

and he wants Joey and Sam to be happy together.

- What a pile of crap.

He went in there and he was bidding left, right and centre.

I only made one bid for Sam anyway.

Does he think that I'm threatened by him?

Is that what this is?

All you young whipper-snappers are biting

at me heels all the time.

[Arg laughing]

- I can't believe you're not coming mate,

you're, like, the king of the fancy dress.

- Mate, you know what?

I really wanna come boys but I can't

- You're going out with Sam, aren't ya?

- [Diags] Where you going?

- I was thinking of maybe, like,

taking her back to the dump,

but she don't know, so it'll be sick.

- Oh yeah, she'll love that.

I must be completely missing something

'cause I think that is a shit date.

[laughing]

- How was that date anyway, you had with Lucy?

- You getting together or?

- Basically I just wanted to take her there

and just go to her, "What's going on?"

- So you're the girl in this relationship?

You're the one who's scared

and worried about where it's going.

- She's going, "Nah, I don't want

to be boyfriend and girlfriend."

I'm like, "Okay, that's fine."

Stop staying round my house every night.

I've told her if you wanna slow things down,

let's slow things down.

She's going, "No," she don't want to.

- So basically she's got full control.

- [Joey] She's got the remote, she controls it.

- No, mate, I'm the batteries to the remote.

- You seem that you really, really like her.

[rain pouring]

[spooky rock music]

- I feel like the hurricane wind stuff

is adding to the spookiness.

- [Ricky] Yeah. - Yeah.

- Imagine if the power goes out.

- Oh don't, I'll shit my Calvins!

[laughing]

- We had these harnesses on,

it created this,

like, this bulge.

- No wonder you thought it went well!

- [Lucy] Yeah!

- I literally couldn't control myself.

It was like he was packing some in the trunk.

[laughing]

- What's going on with you and Tom?

- We're good, yeah no, we are good,

but I think I need to slow it down

but is that what he wants as well?

'Cause I don't want to...

- I think he's really into you

but by sort of prolonging it,

in the long run that's going to hurt him more.

- I need to sit down and be honest with him.

- The best place in the whole world.

- I should have known--

- Did you not know?

- That you were gonna bring me here, no.

- [Joey] How sick is this?

- [Sam] What've you brought me here for?

- Do you know where we are?

- Yes, the tip.

- This was our first date.

I thought I'd bring you here,

'cause I thought where else could I take you

where like, what's it called, rinkindle?

- Rekindle.

- Rekindle the um...

- [Sam] The romance.

- The passionate side of me.

- How is this passionate?

- This is well passionate!

- I should have expected this.

- [Joey] I've got another surprise.

- [Sam] Have you?

- Should we get out of here?

- Yeah.

- Come on, let's go in my car, come on.

[dramatic music]

- You don't look very Halloweeney, babe.

- I've made the biggest scary Halloween effort ever.

- I did not say you didn't make any effort,

you look really good,

you look too nice to be Halloween.

- You're full of compliments you are, aren't you?

- It's not scary though.

- It's like compliment after compliment.

You look cool though.

You are lucky that you've got the physique

to kind of get away with it.

- It was nice to get to know you

and spend time with you on my own

and I would like to take you out again if you're interested.

- Yeah, definitely.

- [Dan] Yeah.

- No, I'm looking forward to it.

- [Dan] Do you care?

- Not really.

- Joe, just--

- All right, all I'm saying is don't be annoyed at me.

- Okay.

- But I've done I've basically, like,

changed your lounge about.

- [Sam] What have you done? [laughs]

- [Joey] I've moved the sofas and everything.

- [Sam] Oh my god.

- [Joey] How good is it?

- [Sam] That is so cute, what is this, a tent?

- [Joey] Yeah.

- Oh my god.

- I was gonna do it in the forest

but then obviously it was raining so we couldn't.

How good is it?

- [Sam] Lovely, did you do all this?

- [Joey] Yes, I knew you'd love it.

- Aw, thank you.

- You like it?

- Yeah, what we gonna do, get in?

- Yeah, come.

- Are we actually getting in it?

- Yeah, come on.

- [Sam] I can't believe you've actually done this.

- [Joey] Do you want this in all the time?

- Wow, I like the sandwiches!

- Sick, innit?

Basically, you know the sandwiches I did last time,

I put ham and cheese in different ones.

- [Sam] I've got to take these boots off,

you've gotta help me.

- This time I put the ham and cheese

inside the same sandwiches.

- [Sam] It's amazing

- That's how you like them, don't ya!

- [Sam] Yeah.

- All's fair in love and war.

- Ready, steady, go.

- [Diags] Team [mumbles].

[laughing]

[cheering]

- That was one with his hands.

He's using his hands!

- [Diags] Come on!

[laughing]

- [Ricky] That's it, we're done, we're done!

- Cheating!

- No!

- Ah, here we go!

- I've got a bigger mouth.

- [Ricky] I can declare the winner, Elliott.

[cheering]

- That's the one thing you're at better than me mate,

I'll take that.

[laughing]

[upbeat pop music]

- A little bit jealous?

- You know what, it's not that she went on a date with Dan,

it's that she went on a date with someone else.

- So finally you're admitting something.

- Yeah, you know I am admitting it,

I wish I'd went on a date with her.

Oh, hello skeleton man.

- How you doing, you all right?

- Hi.

- [Mario] Can I talk to Lauren?

- Yeah, I think we are gonna leave you two alone.

- Let's go get a drink.

- What's going on?

- Nothing.

- Why are we awkward then?

- I just didn't really like how you gave me, like,

some big speech

which was a little bit condescending, a little bit smarmy.

I just think you could have rang me,

you could have texted me

and said, "Oh, meet me, like, away from a nightclub,"

not done it on a night out.

- All I can do is apologise for everything

because I don't want anymore drama

and it seems to be

that everyone in my life that I care about

seems to leave my life

and I don't want you to leave my life

just because of a stupid reason.

- It's hard, like, obviously I'm gutted we are not friends

but I genuinely do feel like

you didn't have the right intentions

with this whole situation.

- [Mario] Yeah, I did.

- I think you were tryna piss someone off.

- So what you mean is, you think I'm tryna piss Lucy off.

I'll sit here and tell you I do still love Lucy,

but I don't want to be with her,

but I hate the fact that you,

as well as everyone just goes back to Lucy.

We're both adults, Lauren, we are.

- No, because the traits you hold

aren't traits I look for in a friend.

- Okay then, that's fine.

That's fair enough.

If you want things to carry on being awkward, it's fine.

- Well we don't have to be awkward,

we just avoid each other.

- Okay, I just thought you of all people

would be more mature about the whole thing.

- I'm not being immature, Mario

and that's really fucked me off that you've just said that.

[quirky instrumental music]

- I haven't really seen you all night,

have you had fun?

- Yeah, it's been good.

- You look nice though.

- Thanks, darling.

- Who're you supposed to be?

- I'm not supposed to be anyone, I'm supposed to be greed.

- What's the matter?

You look like you're thinking about something.

- I bumped in to Debbie earlier.

- Yeah.

- We just had a little bit of a heart to heart

and we spoke about love life

and me, you.

I've always sort of had a boyfriend

or been in a relationship

and she thinks I should be on my own.

I think maybe we're moving quite fast.

If this was like different circumstances,

probably I would just let it sort of just run

and see what happened but I'm sort of a little bit guarded.

- Is it just because you have come out

of a long relationship

and you are worried about getting in to one again?

- Every relationship I've ever had

always ends horrible for me, always.

And like I don't want that.

And I really like you and it's shit,

but I think I've gotta, like, protect myself this time

and say, right, I'm gonna step back.

- So what are you saying?

- I don't want a boyfriend, I don't want a relationship.

I can't be bothered with all that shit.

I can't be bothered with arguments,

I can't be bothered with paranoia,

I can't be bothered with, like, the cheating--

- The thing is--

- I can't be bothered with all that

and I'm not saying that you would do that to me

but I don't want it all, I'm not ready.

I know I need to chill--

- [Tom] Take a chill pill.

- I'm telling you the truth.

- Yeah and I'm glad you finally are,

because for the past four weeks

you probably haven't been telling me the truth.

It's totally up to you,

if you think we should stop seeing each other,

then its fine, mate,

I'm cool with that, I'm a big boy,

there are plenty more fish in the sea.

If you wanna carry on seeing me, carry on seeing me,

if you don't like me

and you don't wanna do it, then we won't.

If you wanna to be on your own, be on your own, it's cool.

- So why did you bid for me?

- Why?

'Cause I just wanted to save you.

- From what, from everyone else?

- Yeah, because I know for a fact

that you wouldn't want to go on a date with anyone else.

- No.

- And I knew I'd make you smile if I did it, so.

- I know that you say to me,

"You know I always care about you, you know I love you,

you know I've got feelings for you,"

but actions speak louder than words.

So although you keep saying it,

I was getting to the point where I was thinking, does he?

But tonight has proved it more.

because you've actually done something,

you've took me to the dump, I know it's not very glamorous,

but you've took me there

and it shows to me that actually you do care

and you've done this.

- Obviously what happened before,

I was devastated and heartbroken, I was upset, wasn't I?

And you weren't happy.

I would never, ever wanna go back

to that situation, if it ever got like that

it would just be horrible, wouldn't it, again?

- That would be the worst

because obviously we had our good times,

we had really, really, really bad times

so that's what I think is going to be the only problem,

like, now that's all we both don't want

is for that to happen again.

- Yeah, so I don't wanna go backwards.

That's one thing I'm scared of.

Going back to how we used to be.

Don't want that.

- Me too.

I suppose we've just got to take it one step at a time

- Right now this is good.

- This is the first step.

- This is good.

- And then what's the second step?

- We're just friends right now.

- Yeah.

- [Joey] Yeah.

- Just friends?

- [Joey] You can call it friends with feelings.

- Friends with feelings, yeah.

And at the moment we're enjoying ourselves, we're happy.

When we split up it was like losing a best mate.

- Deep down I still am your best friend.

You've got your friend back now.

- Yeah.

- Do friends kiss?