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- [Announcer] This programme contains divas,

dogs and a night at the Sugar hut.

Some of the tans you see might be fake,

but these people are all real,

although some of what they do has had a little nip and tuck

purely for your entertainment.

Previously on "The Only Way Is Essex."

[scream]

- It would be brilliant

if I asked you to move in with me.

- That is a 100% a yes.

- I [mumbles] time with you,

but then, we could have good time as friends,

be friends with [mumbles].

- I'm not ready to be with you.

- If you walk out now, it'll mean

that isn't forever [mumbles].

[door bangs]

- Where is Sam?

- I think she's got a date, really.

- She's telling me, she's still in love with me.

She can't be texting me, but then be gone for days, will ya?

[intense upbeat music]

♪ The only way is you, baby

♪ You an me now

♪ I chased your love around a figure wight ♪

♪ I need you more than I can take ♪

♪ You promised forever and a day ♪

♪ And then you take it all away ♪

♪ And then you take it all away ♪

- Tea in bed, see.

I actually am the perfect girlfriend!

- Ah yes, Sam. - There you go.

- Amazing, this is exactly what I want to be woken up to.

- I won't kick you out of bed

for farting, Ferne, don't worry [laughs].

- Thanks for letting me stay though.

- [Sam] That's all right.

- Literally, me and Charlie are completely over.

I looked at him and he just oozes ugliness

like everything about him, his personality, his attitude,

I don't know why I'm going on about him.

It's over, I just gotta move on from it now.

- At least you've had that closure,

I'm confused myself at the minute.

- Oh, yeah with your two men.

Have you heard from Joey?

- Well, he text me saying that he wanted to meet up

so I'm gonna meet up with him.

I'm actually dreading it.

- Are you?

I think everyone forgets that it was his decision--

- Yes, to end the relationship.

- To end the relationship, you was happily engaged,

okay, you had your ups and downs but it was his decision

so you're still gonna have them feelings there,

because you didn't want that relationship to end.

- If he really didn't like the situation with Elliott

and he really loves me and he wants to give it one more try,

he's not even trying.

It's hard 'cause I want to he honest with Elliott

but at the same time I don't want him to feel

like I'm mugging him off 'cause I'm not.

Do you go with your heart or your head?

- You just gotta do what feels right

and you just gotta ride it out.

["Best Song Ever" by One Direction]

- [Arg] Whats' happening, boys?

- [Joey] Sound boys, sound.

- What's happening?

- Sandwich?

- Oh, this is gonna stink the shop out, man.

- This is gonna warm me right up.

- How come use's to dressed up so smart?

- 'Cause we are gonna a life drawing class,

we're gonna meet some girls.

- There's not gonna be birds there, is there?

- Well I did ask--

- Woo, do you know what life drawing class is?

- Yeah, you gotta stand there naked.

- No [chuckles].

- You reckon, you're gonna walk into a class

and there are gonna be loads of naked women going like that!

- No, the painters ain't naked,

they sit there going, Whats happening?

So are you gonna come with us or not?

- Boys, you're going to be disappointed.

I can't come.

- Oh shut up, mate.

- I gotta go meet Sam and sort this all out, mate.

Sam can't keep texting me if she like Elliott,

I gotta put a stop to it.

- Yeah you do, mate.

["Back Packing" by Eliza Doolittle]

- [Lockie] Right where you want 'em?

- Oh just dump 'em.

- So many cushions, Bob, on the bed.

- Oh I love it, its so homely, Gem.

- You should help, I thought it was gonna be a team effort.

- It's taking it out of me, mate.

- Ah hello, look that is proper affection,

he's only just met me.

- He loves you.

- Do you love me?

Ah he's right at home, Bobby, and dogs can sense humans.

I think, oh no that's his willy innit, ohh.

I hope we don't argue like,

I've got to know Bobby's ways now,

I know, when he uses my bathroom,

you light a match, don't ya, to get rid of the smell,

I was thinking the house was on fire the other day.

He's just had a number two and stunk it out

and got rid of it with the match.

- I don't stink anything out, babe,

my pollutions are very habitable.

- No, I thought it was very polite of you, Bobby.

If we meet people then 'cause me and you

sleep in the same bed, it's gonna be awkward,

so we'll have to go to a hotel.

- Hold up, you both sleep in the same bed?

- [Bobby] Yeah, always.

- Hows that gonna work?

- I sleep in boxers, Gemma always sleeps in the nuddy,

which is fine but she's made a pact,

she's gonna put some knickers on from now on.

But if it comes to us meeting blokes,

there is no way four of us can fit in a bed.

- [Gemma] No, it's not gonna happen.

- You never know, it depends who the blokes are, don't it?

- We'll have to go hotel, motel, Holiday Inn.

- [Bobby] Yeah, I'm up for that.

["Team" by Lorde]

- What does this remind you of?

- [Frankie] Penis?

- Your boobs [giggles].

- This is more like my boob shape though.

- I'd say this is more like your boob, Frankie.

- That's more like your boob, 'cause it's round.

- Yeah but they're not as big as that,

no way near, they're probable more like that.

- Do you reckon?

Yours are more round.

- [Chloe] Look.

- Yeah.

So Frankie, did you know that me and Chloe

are actually having our boobs reduced?

- What, to this size?

- So like If I cut this in half, that's what I want,

'cause I want them to jiggle like and move

like a real pair of boobs,

I don't want this rock hard thing, it's embarrassing.

- Yeah.

- So what do you think it's gonna be like from now on

when you see Mario?

- I don't think we're gonna be

like instantly best buddies again,

but I'll just go out of my way to try and make it all right

like I don't want it to be awkward.

- Kisses change everything, don't they?

- Yeah, I feel like he kind of made the speech,

like you know when you break up with someone,

it was like that kind of speech,

it was a bit like almost like borderline condescending,

like, "Oh, I think you're really beautiful

"and I think your really funny."

You're like, Oh god, don't sit and list all the nice things

'cause your about to put an end to it.

Like we both knew it wasn't going anywhere,

I didn't think we needed to have that big speech.

And then he tries, "Oh we can be friends,

"that sometimes have a drunken kiss," and I think, nah!

- [Frankie] No.

["Radioactive" by Imagine Dragons]

- So, where am I taken ya?

- Gemma's, 'cause Bobby has now moved in with her.

- How funny would it be livin there?

- Awww.

I know you and Sam kissed again then on your date,

was it a nice end to the evening, was it a good night?

- I like Sam a lot, you know.

Every time I see her, I'm very in a good place,

I'm very happy, we laugh, it just feels so natural.

- [Jess] That's good.

- I though towards the end of the night

after a couple of glasses of wine, why not?

["Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus]

[door knocks]

- [Sam] How are you?

- Yeah, good, you?

- Good.

- You going gym?

- [Sam] Ah yeah, going gym.

- Nice.

- I did actually want to speak to you and see you obviously.

I have been probably as much as you really confused

about everything and the whole situation.

We've gone so far throughout the summer

with not seeing each other

and just getting on with our lives

and then as soon as we're in Vegas all the feeling come back

and it's really hard to just ignore it.

- I never got in contact with you,

you was always the one getting in contact with me,

you gotta remember that right.

So, when you got in contact with me in Vegas,

it was just like, why is she getting in contact with me?

And then it weren't because of that reason,

because you was saying you missed me.

You started talking to me telling me,

giving me mixed signals

and then you started seeing someone else

and I was, all right, so I backed off a little bit.

- No, I enjoy Elliott's company, yeah that's fine,

but I can't seem to just like get past that point

of like making it more serious.

- This moment in time, yeah,

you're officially dating someone,

so you can't be talking to me.

If you wanna move on, you gotta move on, Sam.

- The reason why I haven't let myself move on

is because I still have feeling for you,

and you can't just switch that off,

I'm just being completely honest about how I feel.

- Yeah, but I just get massively missed signals from ya,

you much have feelings for him,

'cause you wouldn't be going on dates--

- I've just gone with the flow,

'cause I was single in Vegas.

- Have you kissed him again? - Yes.

- You kissed him again?

- Oh, for God sake, this is not really at the moment

anything to do with Elliott, it's to do with me and you.

- I know that, but what I'm trying to say is

by texting me, it's giving me mixed signals.

- I know that, but what I'm saying to you is I don't know

if I can progress this dating with Elliott,

because I still have feelings for you,

can't you listen to me?

- You've only just told me this, Sam,

you've only just told me. - No I haven't,

I've told you that, you told me you loved me

and missed me too, it's not just me.

- You've never told me that.

Yeah, but it doesn't mean anything, you're not saying--

- What do you mean it doesn't mean anything?

That's the most important thing

about this whole conversation that we love each other.

- [Joey] Because you're going on dates with him

so I'm not going stand around, Sam.

- Oh, this is going around in circles.

I knew this would happen

- What do you want?

What do you actually want from this?

- Why, can't you just grow some balls

and say "I do love you," like--

- I've told you that.

I did wanna try make things work.

- You haven't even tried.

- We both still love each other, Sam,

but it causes you so much stress,

it causes me so much stress, we both get so stressed out,

and this summer, I know you've been so happy

and I've been so happy,

and we wanna carry on being happy, Sam,

and I think if we get back together,

I just think going down that whole road again

of just being unhappy, getting upset, and all that,

it's just not gonna work.

Ever since we have been talking again,

what have we been happy?

Really?

We ain't, Sam, we ain't been happy.

- Okay, so what I'm saying--

- So okay that's what I mean, fair enough,

then all right, we'll both move on.

As far as the relationship goes between me and you, Sam,

we're over then.

♪ Don't you ever say I just walked away ♪

♪ I will always want you

["Completely" by Caro Emerald]

- Do you think we're spending too much time together?

- Emm, well, we are spending a lot of time together so,

so what is it you want, Luc?

- I don't know what I want.

- You sticking to the fact you don't want a boyfriend?

- Well, you're sticking to the fact

you don't want a girlfriend.

- I don't know, if we start arguing

and it starts becoming too much

and like it starts getting boring,

then yeah, we'll slow it down,

but at the minute I'm chilled.

Yeah?

[phone rings]

It's Joey.

Joey?

- [Joey] Tom?

- [Tom] How's it going, mate, you all right?

- What you up to?

- Nothing, I'm just at mine with Lucy.

- I've just been round Sam's house.

- What did she say?

- I went round there right and I went round there

just thinking it's gonna be a easy conversation,

just whatever, and then she was throwing

all these things at me like, don't know saying,

that she still got feeling for me,

I just can't see it working me and her, Tom.

- She's obviously still in love with you, mate,

by the sounds of things.

- I'm just gonna move on now, I'm just gonna move on.

- [Tom] Ah mate, was she well upset?

- We're both a bit down,

but that's the way it's gotta be, innit?

- Well, to be honest with you, mate,

I think you've done the right thing but,

anyways I'll see you later and we can talk about it then.

See you later.

- See you later, bye, Tom, bye, mate.

- Wait, did I hear that right?

- Yeah.

- Do you think Joey is being honest?

'Cause I think he still loves her.

- The whole situation's a bit awkward,

because you're Sams best mate, Joey's my best mate.

Anyway. - I don't like

talking about them two with us 'cause it's just weird.

- Don't talk about it 'cause you'll just run back to Sam

saying I said shit.

- Ah you do the exact same,

you try get stuff out of me about Joey.

- No, I don't. - Yes, you do, you liar.

- If I wanted to know anything about Sam,

I wouldn't have to go through you.

- It's Arg. - I went through Arg, right?

Arg is obviously super grass, so I would find out.

- [Lucy] Okay.

[upbeat music]

- Are you any good at drawing art?

I can't even draw a stickman.

- No.

- Who's you favourite artist?

- Monet.

[laughs]

Ah I can't get my charcoal out the--

[footsteps]

- [Arg] Twins.

- [Diags] They love all that stuff.

- She's a bit of you, ain't she?

- They all are.

Arg, when was the last time you even pulled a bird?

- [Arg] What?

- When was the last time?

- I slept with someone in Vegas.

- Who was it? - Who do you think!

- Gemma, oh my god, that doesn't count, mate.

- No it was, it's not a big thing, mate.

- You're ridicules.

- [Arg] It was on the first night, I was drunk.

- There's no excuse.

[chuckles]

- Diags, the thing is we've got to show, you know,

women that we can be quite serious,

take ourselves seriously, that we're mature 'cause--

- [Diags] Don't look at me, mate.

- But being immature is quite unattractive.

- [Teacher] Right, Bee, if you would like

to go stand over there and take your robe off.

You're gonna get yourself into a nice comfortable position.

That's it, wonderful, okay great.

So as I say, your first sketch

is gonna be a warm up exercise.

Have you all got charcoal on your easels?

You should have large and thin pieces of charcoal.

[oinks]

Now first of all,

take your large pieces of charcoal.

- Sorry [laughs].

Sorry he's making me laugh.

- Arg, mate, we're meant to be serious.

- Right, okay so if you'd like to start off,

just take a look at Bee and how she's standing.

- Sorry.

- Come on, Arg, I'm trying to draw.

- Try not to draw what you think you can see.

[laughs]

- Sorry, I'm not concentrating.

Let me just start again [giggles]

No, let me start again.

Sorry, I've never done this before.

["Popular Song" by MIKA and Ariana Grande]

- Hello, you all right?

Going through here?

- Yeah come on through.

- Welcome, darling.

- All right Gem.

- All right, gourge, these cakes are lovely

that you brought me, Bobby.

- Can't believe how nice it is in here.

- Do you like 'em?

- [Gemma] Very girly, innit?

- Very girly.

What's been happening then, guys?

- Well, I'm a little bit baffed really.

- Why?

- Because Argent is saying

that me and him slept together in Vegas.

- What?

- I spent 24/7 with you in Vegas, so at what point of that

did you have a quickie with Arg?

I don't get it. - Is he lying?

- He's gotta be.

- Well, he's deluded, I mean at the end of the day,

if I slept with him, I would come out and say it,

but it's boys banter but at the same time

like everyone's gonna think it was me and it wasn't.

- He can't get closure on the Collins.

- I'm no ones fall back, I'm the leading lady

and unless he's gonna step up and say,

This is my girl, then fuck off.

["Express Yourself" by Labirinth]

- Yours in good.

- Thanks, yours isn't very good.

- Aw, I'm not the best artist in the world, I suppose.

- Why don't you put her hands behind her back

- [Arg] I'll try that next time.

- Yeah, I think you should.

- [Arg] I'll bare that in mind.

- Or just don't come back again.

- I'll bare that in mind.

- What does yours look like?

- [Amy] I can't turn it around,

you'll have to come have a look.

- What's your name by the way?

- [Amy] Amy.

- Amy, nice, I'm James. - James.

- Nice to meet ya, I think maybe you just need

to shade a little bit more in down there.

- Oh, thanks.

- Okay, I'll leave you to carry on.

- You, mate, make me so sick.

- Why?

- Who do you think you are, Picasso?

- No, I'm just giving I'm just, oh.

Oh thank, thank you. - There you go.

- Just play it cool, play it cool.

["Right Action" by Franz Ferdinand]

- I tell you what you didn't do bad there, boy did ya.

- Bosh, straight in there, straight in the hole.

- You ain't exactly dressed for the occasion, are ya?

- Nore are you mate, that's a naughty turtle neck.

Come on then.

- Right, just relax 'cause you're all stiff.

- You're arse looks good from here, mate.

- [Elliott] Straight down just like that.

- Don't get me wrong, that looks the nuts

like it goes up, a lot of the tension.

- It went straight down the middle.

- Yeah, but it ain't in the hole,

look, it missed all the holes.

- So happening with your girl then,

I ain't seen you, you seem a bit--

- It's good, it's good, it's going well.

I really like her, yeah.

- Are you smitten?

- Yeah, a little bit, a little bit smitten.

You never know, we can go on a little double date

with you and your holiday romance Sam.

- We went for a drink the other night

and everything was going great and then bang, the phone goes

and she gets a text from Joey and I was like--

- Yeah, but what's she saying though?

- I can't be dealing with this, do you know what I mean,

it's an awkward situation as it is,

so I've just turned around to her and said, look,

you either got to bury him or bury me,

because I'm not getting involved in all this carry on,

do you know what I mean?

It's like kids school ground stuff.

I'm angry to a certain degree,

because she's been phoning Joey.

I'm just upset.

- Yeah, have a word with Sam, obviously she saying,

that she not mugging you off, and fair enough.

- I told her the other day, listen, drop me out of it,

I'm not interested. - Don't be funny,

you're a bit like like, your to old now to be--

- Here, hold on now a minute, leave it out--

- You're too old to be playing games, ain't ya?

- You're winding me up, ain't ya?

["Girls" by The 1975]

- What, are you like?

- There sort of like trotters, aren't they, look,

like pig trotters, look at them, there not very attractive

but I hope they, yeah they tone the leg apparently so.

- Well, I can't wait to see the result.

- So, are you looking forward to Sugs tonight?

- Yeah I am, I desperately need a night out

and i desperately need to see

if there is any new hotties down there.

[door knocks] - One sec.

Hello! - Hey!

Hello, how are you? - Samantha darling, good.

- [Billie] So tell us what happened with Joey?

- Right, okay, so he came around earlier

and I felt that he wasn't as honest

as what he has been speaking on the phone

and stuff like that, but I didn't expect anything less

being in front of him and it got a little bit not heated,

but anyway, what the conclusion was is

we're not getting back together and that's it.

- But if Joey [mumbles] and said, "Sam, I really do love you

"and I would love to give things another try"?

- Then I would, I almost feel like for the sake of me

and what my heart was telling me,

I'd have to see what would happen if we did.

We have been together twice before

and it would be the third time and the last time.

Obviously, I gonna have to speak to Elliott about all this,

this has like literally nothing to do with him.

- So where does this like where

do you go with Elliott from here?

- After today with everything with Joey,

I do feel really confused about everything

and I want to speak to Elliott and see what he has to say,

so, don't know.

["Need to Know" by Wilkinson feat. Iman]

- You fit in well with that jacket.

- That's why I wore this jacket, to blend in.

- You look like you have a Hugh Hefner jacket on.

- You can talk you look like a snooker player.

- All right, Gem, how you doing?

- I'm all right, how are you?

- [Elliott] Yeah good, you?

- Very good thank you.

- How's things? - Do you know what its nice

to have you back in Essex, Elliott.

- [Elliott] It's nice to be here.

- You're a good bit of fun to have back in the area.

I was gonna ask you, I just bought a new car.

- Really?

- It's a proper G waggon. - Nice.

- And I was just gonna see if you wanted

to come pick it up with me.

- 100% love to.

- I though you could show me how to like use all the buttons

and that and take me for a ride.

- I'll push all your buttons for you, Gemma, don't worry.

- How's it going with Sam?

- I think Sam's lovely, she's such a lovely girl.

I know there's an age difference there,

but she's really mature with it, and every time I'm with her

I do have a laugh but at the same time

I don't want to be in a triangle with someone,

so you know I feel like I'm in a relationship

with one 22-year-old is enough.

Clearly, in Vegas I assumed it was dead and buried,

she said she didn't speak to him for six months,

you know what I mean?

I heard as well there's a few little rumours going around,

what going on with that, Gem, you've done it again.

A bit of Vegas love.

- Excuse me, the only loving I was getting

was off Bobby when he was rubbing my feet.

[chuckles]

["Jive" by Rizzle Kicks]

- Cheers ears.

- Cheers big ears.

- Cheers, son.

That first pint refreshment.

Love it, live it!

- Basically, we've been seeing a lot of each other,

but what confused me at the start was she was saying

she didn't want a boyfriend but then she like asking me

to buy a toothbrush for her to leave at my house,

she's leaving pyjamas, you know, when like in the morning,

when they leave stuff round.

- Really, realistically she actually

really likes you, ain't she?

That's jokes. - Can you blame her?

- Have you ever been in love?

You ain't, have ya?

- I don't know, sometimes like I thought I was, mate,

but when it didn't work I got over it to quick.

I don't know, I don't know what love is!

♪ I don't know what love is

♪ Maybe I'll find what love is! ♪

- By the way I have invited Charlie down

and he's obviously come with Mario, is that all right?

- You know, he's doing this whole thing with Lauren Pope,

I think he's said they're just gonna be friends now,

but that was obvious from the start,

he was obviously just doing that

to try and get one level with Lucy.

I don't think he actually ever really liked Lauren.

- 'Cause obviously Mario is 100% still in love with Lucy.

["Alive" by Chase and Status feat. Jacob Banks]

- You look nice and smart.

- Well, we've been to a life drawing class today.

- Whats that?

- A natural beautiful woman walked in naked

and we had to draw her.

- You know when you get the giggles,

and you can't get out of it.

That's how bad it was like mumely, tears in me eyes.

- Did she see it, did she see you laughing?

- Do you want to see the picture?

Be honest, who's was better?

- [Diags] That was mine.

I concentrated on the torso.

- [Billie] What's the?

- [Diags] That was meant to be a leg.

- It looks like a hairy.

- [Diags] That's Arg's.

- What on earth made you's two want to do that?

- Well, basically, Billie, I'm gonna be honest with ya,

we thought go to life drawing class,

meet sophisticated women--

- Oh right, okay.

- You might meet someone artistic I like the theatre,

so I'm into you know the arts and all that sort of stuff.

We did say to a couple of the girls,

look come down the Sugar Hut tonight.

- Anyway, I've been hearing about you and Gem.

- [Arg] What do you mean?

- Vegas, maybe.

- [Billie] Yeah, what is that, what happened like?

- [Arg] Ah I don't know, what did Gemma say?

- Gemma's not said anything, I've just heard a few rumours.

- What have you heard?

["Reload" by Sebastian Ingrosso and Tommy Trash]

- I'm so glad you're out, Ferne.

- I know, it's well.

- I've been so worried about you

'cause I haven't seen you now in a little while.

- Why have you been worried?

- Obviously, 'cause of all the crap going on,

I haven't really seen you,

but I've texted to see your all right.

- I know but that's is so nice.

Now you're all married off--

- We're not all married off

- You're married off.

- Right I'll still come out just as much.

- My single friends are dropping like friggen flies.

["5 Am" by Katy B]

- That's the girls from the life drawing class, mate,

they must be on it.

- Where?

- They've come here to see us.

- Act cool, act cool, act cool, wait.

- Get off me, you mug.

You all right?

- [Twins] Hi guys!

- [Diags] Nice to see youse again.

[talk over each other]

- Youse following us?

[talk over each other]

- So what did you think of the life drawing class,

are you impressed with our skills?

- Emm no.

[laughs]

- You two were to busy looking at each other.

- [Girls] Yeah.

- Amy, Diags wants to know if you've got a boyfriend or not?

- No, I don't.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Are you single?

- Yes, I am.

- Diags!

- I've been single forever.

- Do you two do like?

- What, are you gonna say the twin question?

[talk over each other]

- To be fair, I didn't know you girls

were gonna be here tonight. - No, not at all.

- Surprise, have we made you night, boys?

- [Arg] Definitely.

["Reload" by Wiley feat. Chip]

- Through out the summer I've been here a couple of times.

- [Billie] Hello, guys.

- [All] Hello.

Little Bill.

- How are we?

Nice to be back in Sug.

- It's nice to see you, girls.

- I know.

Oh I've just been talking to Arg and Diags,

you know what I'm gonna say.

- If I had a Bible here I'd swear on it, right!

Bobby, I swear on my mother's life

I did not sleep with Arg in Vegas,

Arg is like feeling embarrassed that no girl fancied him

in the whole of the USA, Nevada didn't want him

and now he's saying that I'm his fall back.

It just shows how childish he is,

I ain't happy with him and he has to be careful,

I'm telling you that now.

- But talking of boys and then talking about men,

I've just seen Elliott in the toilet, what a sort!

- [Gemma] Bobby loves him.

- All these feelings for Joey in Vegas

have just stuck around and it's been really hard for me

just to move forward with the whole situation,

it's nothing to do with Elliott, it's just me.

["What Doesn't Kill You" by Jake Bugg]

- Three, two, one.

[exhales]

- I didn't even down it.

- [Mario] Hey ya guys.

- [Joey] Yes, Charl.

What's going on?

- You all right? - Right.

- Hi Mario, mazza. - How you going?

- How are ya, you good? - This is very nice.

- So, boys, do you want to get another?

- Yeah, we're geezers, ain't we?

We walked in here I went.

- [Barman] Same again?

- Yeah, three of them please,

do you want another one or are you all right?

- Oh, I'm feeling manly, I come for a white wine sprizer.

- Go on geezer, I'll have another pint, go on.

- A packet of pork starching there as well.

- Tom's just text!

"Ha ha in the pub with Joey, guess who's walked in?"

- Who? - Mario.

- Does that not make you feel a little bit like anxious

that they're both in the same pub?

- How's thinks with Popie, mate?

- They're not, they're fine.

- [Tom] Listen, it's awkward really, isn't?

- It's not awkward, mate, seriously,

like I said, to you as long as you make her happy

I don't care, seriously.

I'm happy for you both.

- Yeah?

- [Mario] Yeah, I actually mean that as well.

- Okay.

- [Joey] Do you still love her or not?

- [Mario] No.

- You don't love her still?

- It's like I said, the Lucy that I loved

isn't the Lucy that she is anymore, she's someone else now,

so we've both moved on, we've both grown up

and gone different ways.

- All right.

- I think it's really really cool

how use two can just be friends.

- Exactly.

- You know what, fair play man.

["We Don't Play Around" by Dizzee Rascal feat. Jessie J]

- Don't you think it's been a good night?

Mate, we've had success.

We'll get more ladies when there's less boys getting, oh--

- [Arg] Gem, you look beautiful.

- Hi, Gem!

- Doesn't she?

- Yeah you look beautiful,

I'm gonna, ah, I'm gonna go.

- You look like a young Diana Doors,

you do you look really stunning.

- James, I don't want to have a go at you, yeah.

- Okay, so don't. - 'Cause I can see

you're crapping yourself.

- I'm not crapping myself [chuckles].

- Your absolutely crapping yourself.

- [Arg] No I'm not.

- And I don't want to put you through this,

but you know we did not sleep together in Vegas,

this is silly, James, don't be upset

that no one slept wit you in Vegas.

- Oh my god!

- And because the boy's have bantered you,

you've gone, Well I did sleep with someone,

I slept with Gemma, but it's not true.

- Out of interested I don't want to be horrible,

what good does it come out of me telling anyone

that I've slept with you, what good come out?

- And what good has it done for me?

Fuck all 'cause it ain't true.

- Ah do you know what, I'm gonna really impress my friends,

so let me think, oh I'm gonna go tell them

I slept with Gemma Collins that will well impress them.

- Well look how fucking rude that is,

you're a prized dick, mate.

You've got some dark obsession with me.

- Oh my god!

- And you need to move on, love, 'cause let's be fair,

since me you've not slept with anyone else.

- Are you joking? - You told me you hadn't.

- Yeah that's only to just get you in bed.

- Yeah but it didn't get me in bed, James.

Bobby? - I'm summing it up.

- Don't let her bully you. - I'm not being bullied.

- Don't let her control you this much,

let her bully you into everything you're a man, mate.

At the end of the day you know I know the truth,

and you know Gemma knows the truth so let's forget about it.

- Right, listen hear, dick brain, and listen good,

you have come out with a fucking lie,

he was with me the whole time as for turning round

saying, Arg-- - I'm disappointed.

- You'd be embarrassed to admit you slept with me, mate?

- I didn't say that.

- Let me tell you now, you dot even move properly in bed.

["Watercolour" by Pendulum]

- [Elliott] Hello, babe, you all right?

- Yeah, good, you?

- [Elliott] You look lovely, darling.

- Thank you.

You're having a good night?

- Yeah good, you? - Good.

I've been looking to find you actually.

- Yeah?

- Yep, so I saw Joey today, didn't I?

- Yeah, of course.

- We had a chat about everything and it's really awkward.

I'm gonna be completely honest with you,

I said to him that I still had feeling for him

and I still loved him.

- Okay.

- To be honest, throughout the summer

I didn't have that apart from when I see him again in Vegas,

it's left me in this situation where my head is so messed

with everything. - Babe, don't feel stressed.

- Like I have not had as much fun with a guy

this whole summer than I have with you,

but I feel like I'm putting myself under so much stress

for no reason, you know what I mean?

- That's the last thing I want.

- But where that's still there, I don't know,

in my head I need my own head space where everything--

- You not dealing with a kid now, you know what I mean?

Listen, babe, don't worry about it,

you look amazing tonight.

Honestly, I think the world of you.

- Thank you.

- Let's be friends, I'm happy with that.

- Yeah.

["Watercolour" by Pendulum]

♪ The only way is you, baby

♪ You and me now

♪ The only way is you, baby

♪ You and me now

♪ The only way is you, baby

♪ You and me now