Original subtitles

fake teeth and broken hearts.

Some of the tans you see might be fake

but these people are all real,

although some of what they do

has had a little nip and tuck

purely for your entertainment.

- Hey!

- [Narrator] Previously on the The Only Way is Essex.

- Jamie, you're gonna be very disappointed in me.

- [Woman] Don't tell me you went and slept with him, Ferne.

- Yeah, really.

- You know I like you, you know I think you're beautiful.

- Cheeky face.

- You can let go of my hand now.

- Let go of my hand now.

[laughs]

- Alicia, wondering if you if you'd go out for a drink.

- Yeah, I'd love to.

- He don't know that

she's been texting Andy and me all week,

saying please, tell me you love me,

I wanna see you and all that.

[upbeat music]

[upbeat rock music]

- [Tom] So how was your date

with the old Mecklenburg?

- Yeah, what's going in with the juicer?

- The juicer.

- The Juicy Luce.

- The juicy Lucy, what's going on?

- [Tom] Nothing man, we're like it's fine,

we're still seeing each other.

She keeps doing this though, look.

- Ah, don't tell me.

- I don't know what to do mate.

- You love all that little cringey, geeky!

- No I swear I don't.

- That is right up his street innit?

- Shut up, no it ain't.

- What can we not do to you that she does?

I don't get it.

- Blow jobs.

[laughs]

No, I'm joking.

- Oh my god.

- I thought so, I thought so.

- Morning.

- Oh.

- Oh!

- You all right?

- You all right babe?

Morning.

- You okay?

You know I could hear you.

- [Tom] Huh?

- [Lucy] I could hear you.

I heard everything.

- [Tom] What did you hear?

- [Lucy] Everything.

[laughs]

- Do one now, go on do an Eskimo kiss for us now.

- Come on, do a little one.

- No!

Oh that's what you was talking about, that.

- Yeah, that.

[laughs]

Get out, get out.

- Come on, let's let them get on with it.

- Well have a good morning.

- [Lucy] Sorry boys, I'll cook you breakfast next time.

- [Arg] Nah, it's all right.

- Nah it's, you's two.

[laughs]

[upbeat music]

- [Chloe] They're smaller than what I started with in life.

- I think they look cool.

- [Frankie] Much more subtle and natural.

- For two weeks basically, I gotta make sure

that I'm really careful 'cause this is all plastic.

If I went and had a curry now,

say I had a chicken tikka masala right now,

red.

- One red tooth would look sick.

Just one.

[phone rings]

Pops, you alright?

- Loving the new teeth.

- What do you think?

- Yeah they look good, you happy with them?

- They're definitely a lot more natural

but it's just a bit of a shock to the system

because like I had big teeth

before I went and bought big teeth

and now I've got smaller teeth than I started with.

- But that's what you wanted.

- What are you up to today pops?

- Erm well, I'm meeting Mario later.

- [Chloe] Listen I wanna know all the details,

have a fabulous day.

- Thank you.

- Good luck!

- Thanks, bye! - Bye!

Oh my god, Pop's got a date with Mario.

- I think they look quite good together for some reason.

- [Chloe] I think they're both scared

to show their real feelings,

in case the other one gets mugged off, I dunno.

- [Frankie] Yeah it sounds like it.

- [Joey] Yeah I know what you're saying.

[upbeat music]

- Here you go babe.

- Mm, thanks.

- [Tom] Oh we've been, we've been invited

to Little Chris's party later,

it's his birthday innit.

Do you wanna go?

- Erm, I dunno.

- If we do go and Mario's there then I think

it's better that I speak to him.

I still haven't spoke to him since all this shit's happened

and I think I just need to like get it out the way.

- If you wanna speak to him, speak to him,

I don't care either way.

- Oh my god look at the time,

we're gonna be late for work.

- Oh my god I'm still doing my makeup

in the car right about now.

- [Jasmin] Have you spoke to Charlie

since you've been back?

- [Abi] No.

With holiday it's different, isn't it,

because you're in the environment

where you're seeing them every day.

- [Jasmin] And obviously this whole Ferne thing,

drama Ferne, Miss over the top Ferne.

- [Abi] Seriously it's like,

I think she's just becoming a bit

too outspoken for herself now.

I can see why she would be upset

but constantly all the time.

- [Jasmin] But go and speak to the other 20 girls

before you come and speak to me or go mad at me.

Do you know what I mean?

- [Abi] Yeah.

- [Jasmin] It's just getting too much.

It's too much drama involved like

I'm just getting a bit sick of it now.

- Yeah.

- [Jasmin] D'you know what I mean,

and obviously I'm not going to back down

that's why I have this little wall all the time

because I just get pissed off with it all the time.

I'm not used to girls hating me so much.

- Jas, don't get upset.

I know.

- No, but I'm not used to that,

I've never been like.

- [Abi] I know you haven't.

Like you've never had people pick on you so much

and be so horrible to you for no reason whatsoever.

- [Jasmin] Yeah and it's always like

they're putting on the waterworks and stuff

but no one sees my point of view.

- Well, it's hard because-

- [Jasmin] I wasn't intentionally trying to hurt anyone

'cause you either be straight and say it to my face

don't bitch about me, I don't like that shit.

- [Abi] Yeah I think Ferne's piped up a bit too much

behind your back and if she's got something to say

she needs to say it to your face, I'm sorry.

[upbeat music]

- So what sort of thing are you looking for, El?

- Uh.

- Two bedroom flat, two bathrooms.

[laughs]

- She knows.

- Sorry this is quite random like why would you be helping.

- Because he needs the woman's touch,

like you can't, he'll go in

and buy some like minging bachelor pad

like black walls and black carpet.

- [Elliott] Hold on, I might want a bachelor pad

to be honest.

- [Sam] Well no because you,

come on you'd rather have something that was homely,

I'm just gonna help you find something homely.

- [Elliott] I do want a homely, I do want a homely feel.

I want a woman's touch.

You gotta have that, it's nice.

- [Sam] Exactly.

It'll be nice.

- Me and Charlie was looking for like a little house,

a little flat once.

- [Sam] Oh, come on.

- He's text me saying, like

do you wanna meet up and talk about things.

There's just so much that needs to be said.

- Yeah.

- I'd rather do it sooner than later

then let it like drag out.

- Just get everything off your chest what you've got to say

and make sure you let him know how you feel

now you're back in Essex,

I think he still thinks you're like,

oh wanting him and after him.

- Guys listen I'll leave you to it.

- [Sam] All right then.

- Happy house hunting.

- [Sam] See you later.

- See you later.

[upbeat music]

- I'm not like contacting Sam at all.

Sam's contacting me.

She was drunk the other night

and rang me a few times and then she texted me and stuff.

- What's she texting?

- Blew you a kiss and all this and things like that.

- She's blatantly still in love with you Jo.

- I still love Sam but obviously,

I dunno what's going on.

- I wonder if he's aware that she's still saying

them kind of things to you.

- Yeah but even if he does know I don't really think.

I think he's still trying, d'you know what I mean?

I think he still wants that.

I think he really likes her.

- I feel like she's done that with Elliott,

but now she's panicking because really she still loves you.

- I'll be very, very surprised yeah.

It's the honest truth, I'll be very, very surprised

if they go any further.

Very surprised 'cos I know that's not,

I know that's not what she wants,

I know it, I know that she don't want that.

[upbeat rock music]

- Oh yes, come on that's a fowl!

- Ah!

- Hey!

- Well It's actually quite nice here to be with the boys

just playing basketball even though I hate basketball

so thanks for that lads, being the smallest person.

- [Charlie] I dunno, I reckon you can get away with

being a basketball player, Chris.

- With all the gear?

- All the kit and no idea.

- [Chris] Yeah that is probably it right now.

Party later tonight then boys, yeah?

- Who's going?

Everyone?

- Everyone's gonna be there mate.

Obviously I'll try and section them away you know.

To be fair it's a bit of a tough one, innit.

- We're all in shit situations mate.

- What's happened with you then, are you?

- D'you know what it is, I'm sick and tired of

having to prove my relationship to everyone else.

It's her cousin Elliott got a massive opinion on me

which he shouldn't have, do you know what I mean,

he barely knows me.

- So has he actually come over to you

and kinda said something.

- Yeah he came over to me

and started getting a little bit heated

and trying to do all like, yeah I'm Mr. Right,

yeah I'm intimidating,

like d'you know what I mean.

Jess said to me look, go out shopping with him,

have a little bonding session with him.

- He's quite a snappy dresser so.

- Yeah it's not so much for the dress,

it's just more to so he can get to know me.

[upbeat music]

This is getting so deep guys.

I came to play basketball with my boys.

Can we just carry on being lads and boys

and having fun, yeah?

- Oh, drop me out.

[laughs]

- In the hole, in the hole!

He's good at that, oi!

[upbeat music]

- You should get as well like a kitchen diner,

so it's all together,

like lounge, kitchen, diner.

- Yeah open plan you mean.

- [Sam] 'Cause it's quite sociable

when you have parties and you invite us all round.

- You reckon?

- Yeah.

- Listen, I've heard that Joey's been saying

that you've been texting him and phoning him

saying you're still in love with him and that

and obviously I don't wanna be getting involved in.

- No, I know what you're saying.

- [Elliott] I don't wanna be taking you out

if you're all like that with him at the moment,

'cause I don't wanna get involved in it you know

it's gonna be a bit wrong.

- I asked him when I was drunk on the phone the other night

if he still loved me

because he asked me in Vegas

and I was just asking him, don't ask me why.

- [Elliott] I'm not saying to you

that you can't talk to Joey or anything like that.

- [Sam] No I know.

- You gotta do whatever you wanna do,

at the end of the day everyone's entitled to do that so.

- Look, there's nothing going on.

- But if there's that situation with Joey

you gotta be honest with me.

I enjoy your company and I wanna take you out,

yeah we go out for a drink,

we have a right laugh,

'cos you know I'm not gonna let Joey

get in the middle of a situation.

He can say what he wants, you know

I'm not gonna get involved in kids games you know, so.

If you still wanna go for a drink,

I'm happy to take you out as well so.

- I would.

- Let's do that then.

[heels clicking]

- Hi, can I have a cappuccino please?

- [Barista] To go?

- Yes please.

Hello.

- [Ferne] Hi Jas.

- Just before you start with like

the whole Charlie thing

obviously I know that you girls

have obviously got a bit of a problem with me,

you lot all hate me

and before you start I wanna know why.

- Hate is too much effort.

Hate, I don't hate anyone,

I was really upset

and I thought your actions were so inconsiderate

and it was very much in my face.

We're all in the same circle,

we're all was in Vegas together.

- But we're going out to the same nightclubs.

I didn't kiss him in front of you,

I was just dancing with Abi next to me as well.

- It was just so hurtful

and that's all I have to say really.

I really want to put it to bed.

- Yeah but you've said that

and now I've gone and heard that

you've gone and slept with Charlie

and that's your, that's fine.

- Which has got nothing to do with you.

- Yeah no, it hasn't got anything to do with me

but from girl-to-girl

after he has literally sat there

and told you to your face

that he's slept with 20 girls

and that he's found you like

he wasn't enjoying your relationship

you've gone back there.

I thought you were strong enough to be like

let him chase you.

- Well thank you so much for your opinion,

but from girl-to-girl I wouldn't have done what you've done.

- But I haven't done anything wrong though Ferne.

He is single.

It's not my fault that your ex-boyfriends talk to me

I don't even do anything,

all I do is talk to them,

they come to me for the company,

I'm not giving them the sex,

you lot are obviously,

they're coming back to you lot for that.

- They're not giving you the sex because-

- No, 'cause I don't wanna give it,

'cause I'm not that type of girl.

- Because you don't get that far,

because they dump you,

before you even get the chance so.

- [Jasmin] No no no that's certainly not the case,

that is 100% not the case.

- [Ferne] Look Jasmin,

it just upsets me so it's fine.

- Okay well I'll see you later,

have a nice day bye.

- Not really.

Idiot.

[upbeat rock music]

[upbeat folk music]

- Have you done this before?

- What made a pizza?

Yeah when I was about 12 at school.

- Long time ago.

[laughs]

- Is that big enough?

I'm not really a fan of salami.

- [Instructor] No?

- [Lauren] No.

- Ah that's one box unticked.

- What you say?

[Mario laughs]

Are you being filthy again?

- No.

- That's filthy.

- I respect my elders.

- I should think so.

[upbeat music]

- [Gemma] It's ridiculous,

I'm sleeping with every light on,

the bill's a fortune, the electricity bill.

It's got to a point now I'm feeling so lonely,

I'm missing Bobby 'cos we spent everyday in Vegas together,

I'm gonna ask him to move in.

- No way, oh my god that's such a good idea.

- What d'you think?

- I think it's good.

- [Gemma] He really wants to get into fashion at the minute

because he's got quite a sort of-

- Good eye for it.

- Unusual style, hasn't he Bobs, so I've offered for him

to work in the shop for a couple of days.

- Oh bless you.

[upbeat music]

- [Gemma] Hello Bob.

- Alright babe.

- Alright we thought we'd pop in and see ya,

'cos Gemma said you're working here now.

- D'you know what, I love it.

- How's it going?

Hello!

- Oh it's amazing honey!

- [Jess] Wow, look at you.

- [Bobby] Do you know what you've got a terrific rack

so I'm thinking should we try and accentuate

with some kind of necklace,

have you got any kind of necklaces?

- [Girl] I haven't no, what would you recommend?

I need to be fat and fabulous though.

- There's no such thing as fat, honey, you're just fabulous.

I think we've got a fantastic range

of kind of costume jewellery necklaces.

- [Girl] Definitely.

- Let's just accentuate it a little bit more up here.

Get this round your neck babes.

See we're talking now,

above your cleavage with the gold.

- [Girl] I absolutely love it,

I'm definitely gonna get it.

- Let me know if you need any earrings honey.

- Excellent.

- That was very good, Bob.

- [Gemma] You're doing really, really well.

I'm proud of you.

Well we could be like Donatella

and what was his name?

- Gianni!

- Versace.

Gianni, it's gonna happen.

- We've got the prints.

- Yeah.

- Are you looking forward to Chris's party?

- Yeah and no.

- Why?

Oh do you think you'll speak to Tom?

- [Mario] Well, what am I meant to say to him?

At the minute it just sort of feels like

anything I do she has to comment and make it hard.

- But I think in her head she was thinking like

we'd had some kind of affair the whole time

you's was together or something.

- See I don't know where she gets the found,

where the foundation of that comes from.

- Because I don't think she understands

that a girl and a guy can be friends.

Hi Mario!

- What's that mean?

- He said "Mario, yours is awesome."

- [Lauren] D'you not think this one's better?

- Yes.

- Thank you!

- Yeah he's only saying yours is better

because I told him to, I said it's a date,

you gotta make her feel good.

- So.

- This is where it all starts.

- What d'you wanna wear?

- Lately I've been smartening up my image, so I wanna.

- Really!

- Yeah.

- You sure?

- Not today, I'm just coming out shopping.

- All right, what about a nice roll neck

or something like that?

- Yeah, yeah.

I think most people look like dickheads in them.

- Oh really!

Is that how it is, yeah?

[laughs]

- [Gemma] You know what it is with Elliott,

he's very like, the man isn't he, and I think like

'cause he's back in Essex

he wants to like, "I'm back,"

and you know what I mean.

- [Jess] Yeah he sort of looks at Ricky

and he's like, no no no you know I love you, don't you,

but she's my cousin

and don't you dare do anything wrong

but I love you, you know it like,

it sort of he's trying to be nice to Ricky,

'cause he does deep down like him as a person

but he's also trying to warn him

'cause he feels like he should.

- The difference is Elliott,

is proper alpha male isn't he.

- [Gemma] I find him intimidating and no one intimidates me.

- [Jess] Gemma you don't!

That's because you fancy him a bit though.

- As much as he's good-looking,

and as much as I go yeah I want a big strong man,

but actually I like to be the boss.

- That's it,

Boom!

Go with that.

- Yeah!

- [Elliott] You look lovely.

- D'you think?

- [Elliott] Yeah, definitely.

- [Ricky] I'd like to take credit for this idea

but it was Jess that pieced this

little fashion trip together.

- The only way I would have gone

is if Jess asked me.

I wanted to make my point clear the other day

so obviously seeing her upset upset me

and I wanted you to know that.

- Look my intentions are never to make her upset

but along the road she's gonna get upset

she's gonna come and cry to you,

and I don't expect you to come knocking on my door.

- Well, try the other outfit on and we'll go from there.

- Lets have a pop.

This is hard work, this is.

[phone rings]

Yo.

- Hello.

- [Ricky] How you doing babe, you alright?

- You okay?

Having fun?

- [Ricky] He's tried to do his little cousin bit again

but you know I've put him in his place.

He's a bit condescending sometimes,

he likes to remind me how young I am

and I'm a boy and he's gonna turn me into a man

and all this but I'm doing that out of my own choice anyway

so I'll let him pretend he's winning.

- For Christ's sake liven up, what you doing?

- Oh shit you can hear him, yeah.

He's throwing a hissy fit,

alright I gotta go babe,

love you bye.

- Hurry up!

- Love you too, bye.

- Liven up for Christ sake.

- All right, it's what happens

when you have a girlfriend mate, singleton.

- Yeah you reckon.

- Well at least they're getting on, thank god.

- There's so many dramas though at the minute

it's just nice for everyone just to chill out,

it will be good tonight though.

- Yeah, lets all let our hair down,

have a few jagers, big hair, big lips,

tits and teeth.

[laughs]

- [Gemma] Tits and teeth.

- I've definitely got the teeth!

- And I've got the tits.

[upbeat music]

- [Joey] Yeah there are these spiders

going round at the moment,

they're all in like South East London

but apparently they're coming to Essex,

they're like a plague of spiders,

they're like killers.

Have you not seen it on the news?

- [Chloe] How big are they, I don't watch the news?

- Have you not seen it.

Their bodies, like that fat like the size of a rock.

- Oh my god that is so disgusting.

What do you do if you bump into one?

- I dunno.

If I was you I'd call the RSPCA.

- Alright Charl!

- What you doing, you going for a run?

- Alright guys!

Cuz.

- How you doing, cuz you alright?

- Alright sis!

- How are ya?

- Yeah, good.

- Why you dressed like that?

- 'Cause I played basketball,

I just played with Mario, Little Chris and Ricky.

- Did you!

You going Little Chris's party?

- I'm not going to it, no.

- Why? - Why?

- [Charlie] I'm going to meet Ferne.

- [Joey] You getting back together?

- I dunno.

- She loves you, it's just her mates don't.

[fly buzzes]

Ah what was that,

it's one of those spiders!

- That weren't a spider, it was a wasp!

- Oh my god it's really freaked me out,

telling me about them spiders!

- Well at least people like your hair today!

- Oh my god.

- Well look, I think me and Chloe would be happy for you

if you get back with her.

- Yeah I'd definitely be happy for ya.

- One half of me is like, yeah I really wanna go

sit down and talk and maybe we can work things out

but the other half of me is quite scared.

- Why you scared?

- Just cause you don't know

what the outcome is gonna be, do you.

[upbeat techno music]

That's it, we'll take a break everybody,

give yourselves a clap, well done.

- [Billie] I say, I love it that we're at a rebound class

considering you two with your rebound men.

- No, d'you know what the weird thing is with me and him,

we are like both so adamant,

I'm like I don't want a boyfriend,

he's like I don't want a girlfriend, what do I do?

Do I be the one that like goes,

should we just sort of slow it down

and maybe see each other once a week?

- Do you wanna slow it down?

- No, what about you and Elliott?

- Yeah what about you?

- Yeah well we know.

No, Joey's going around now,

saying oh yeah like,

she's going on a date with Elliott

but she's been texting and calling me.

- [Billie] You're evil.

- [Sam] I'm not being funny right,

he rang me when we got home from Vegas

and then when we was out the other night

he asked me again to call him

when I got in so I called him

wanting to know what he wanted to say.

Elliott heard about the texting

and the phone calls

so he asked me about it earlier.

- The thing is Elliott's older and wiser.

I'm sure he's given a drunken phone call to an ex before

and he understands it.

- If Joey was more honest about his feelings,

it would be a lot easier.

- The real thing is, is like he doesn't want to be with you

but he doesn't want anyone else to have you

so he's getting in the way of you and Elliott.

- Well yeah.

- [Lucy] Why don't you just sit down with Joey

and say that this, stop it?

- Well yeah, this is exactly what I wanted to do,

it's really frustrating cause I don't want

to feel like this,

I just want to get on with my life

but if I really need to fight for a relationship

I'll do something about it

but he's not, so I don't know why he's,

what's the problem?

[upbeat techno music]

[upbeat techno music]

- Woo!

[cheers]

- There's something I wanted to ask you

obviously since I've come back from Vegas

I feel a bit lonely in my flat and that

and I just think it would be brilliant

if I asked you to move in with me.

- Get out!

Really?

- [Gemma] What do you think?

Is it a yes?

- That is a 100% a yes!

As long as you make one promise.

- What?

- [Bobby] You gotta start wearing knickers.

[laughs]

[upbeat techno music]

- After I saw you today looking around in Brentwood

I took Ricky shopping.

- Did you?

- Yes.

- How was it?

- D'you know what I mean it's awkward with?

- Bonding.

- Yeah you know what, I like Ricky, I really do,

he's a nice boy, it's just he has got a few anger issues.

- Yeah he's got a temper hasn't he.

- Behind it all he's a nice boy at the end of the day.

If I have to take him shopping

and get on with him, I will do.

- That's cute, you fashion guru.

- [Elliott] Yeah.

[laughs]

[upbeat techno music]

- Is this my birthday present?

- That is your birthday present, mate.

- Cheers Ric!

- Never ever forget.

- Well obviously I'm never gonna forget that!

- I was expecting you to be a little more excited!

- Nah!

- I feel a little bit let down.

- I kinda feel like I should put it on.

[laughs]

[upbeat techno music]

- Me and Arg have got a new plan right,

we can't get girls in clubs,

cause lets be fair,

we're quite far down the pecking order on looks, right.

[Arg laughs]

Not many people come round to us, his size.

- [Arg] My size, his looks.

Basically me and Diags are gonna do whatever it takes

to meet new women.

- Yes!

- Three Musketeers baby!

Jab!

[laughs]

- Ah, good times.

Pair of tits?

- They're the same size as mine aint they.

[laughs]

- You used to make pizzas in school right.

- Yeah.

- Because I used to make pizzas in school.

- [Chloe] Yeah.

- Mario was like, yeah it's cause you're so old,

you used to make pizzas in school.

- So he's going on the old jokes again!

- Oh lets face it, he secretly appreciates the older woman.

- So there weren't no, kiss, nothing?

- It wasn't like overly...

- Flirty, no?

- In the space of a minute, I could go from like

feeling so comfortable, like easy to get on with

and then I get really shy.

- That means you like him.

- I don't know maybe.

- What do you feel like now with him?

- I don't know, I really have no idea

like what he's thinking,

from my point of view, it's scary isn't it,

cause I want him to be more full on

then I'll be full on back.

- You must like him a little bit

and he must like you to go to the effort

cause he knows your a classy girl, pops.

- We'll see.

[upbeat music]

- Where is Sam, by the way tonight?

- I'll be honest with ya,

I think she's on a date with Elliott.

What's she been saying then?

- Just saying weird things like,

she's going, let's make this simple,

just say do you wanna get back with me?

I said to her this morning I said,

why you texting me and ringing me

when you're seeing another boy, stop doing it.

If you like him, then move on with him

and stop ringing me and stop texting me.

And then she went, I only see Elliott as a friend,

I love you unfortunately.

- She's obviously very confused, but

she's also trying to have her cake

and eat it at the same time.

- I think the world of her still, but she-

- But that's what it is,

that's what she's clinging on to.

- [Arg] Yeah.

- Cause if you're still saying that,

she's thinking oh he still cares, he still cares.

- You know what else she keeps saying to me as well,

she keeps going, you just tell me you care about me,

I've already told her what I think,

I've told her I still care about her and stuff

but she's telling me, she's still loving me

but she can't be doing that,

be texting me and then going on dates with Elliott.

You can't do that!

- [Arg] You need to wrap things up, you need to go

for once and for all text her now

and say you're gonna go

and meet up and speak to her and then that's it.

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- Can you speak Spanish?

- Mm, a little bit.

- Come on.

- No I can't, I can understand it more

than I can speak it.

- [Sam] Well come on, you gotta say at least something,

how do you say, "I'm so lucky?"

- Well I'm not going to say that,

cause you'll try and slyly try and lead me into stuff,

won't you stop flirting with me Sam.

- Right okay.

- I could talk dirty to you in Spanish.

[laughs]

[phone beeps]

- I've got a message.

- [Elliott] Listen you've gotta just explain to me

because you either gotta do one thing or another.

- I know, I know, I know.

- [Elliott] It's awkward, I mean I obviously

don't wanna fall out with Joey

but I'm not having him

gonna obviously saying things about you

while I'm taking you out.

- Yeah.

- [Elliott] I don't wanna fall out with the boy

but at the end of the day, you need to sort this out.

- Can we stop talking about this now,

I just wanna enjoy the night.

- Well you kinda killed the mood again.

- Why!

- [Elliott] Turn your phone off,

I don't want no texts from other guys

while I'm taking you out.

[laughs]

- Sorry.

- All right.

- [Charlie] All right.

- D'you wanna come in?

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- You missing Charlie?

- I am, it's like my growth isn't there.

- [Tom] Hello.

- Hi! - Hi!

- How are you?

- How's it going Lauren, you alright.

Do you reckon I can have a quick word with Mario quickly?

- Yeah of course, see you in a minute.

- [Tom] No worries.

- [Mario] You all right.

- Yeah not bad man, not bad.

I think you know everything that's happening.

- Yep.

- I'm seeing Lucy now

but I just wanted to make sure

it weren't awkward, do you know what I mean.

- [Mario] The only thing is I'd rather heard it from you

out of respect

than hearing it from everyone else

but as long as you look after her

like I should have treat her well

like I've heard you are.

- [Tom] Which I am mate yeah,

so you've haven't got interest in

getting back with her whatsoever.

Yeah?

- Yeah mate seriously,

as long as you make her happy

and you're happy that's all that matters to me.

- Alright mate, that's nice to hear

and I'm glad your being a gentleman about it.

- It's fine, seriously mate.

- Sweet, yeah?

- Sweet.

Have a good night, yeah take it easy.

- Alright take care, cheers buddy.

See you.

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- I'm really, really sorry,

I really did not mean to hurt you,

that was not my intentions at all.

- But sorry's just a word,

like I do believe that actions speak louder than words

and your, the way you acted was

like almost like you didn't give a shit

like did you have fun shagging these 20 women?

In fact I was number 21

and that's all I am now, a number.

21, one last.

- You're not.

- [Ferne] Like I feel like you've changed.

Do you think that you've changed?

- [Charlie] I think we've both changed as people

over the last couple of months

I think we've both seen sides of each other

that we don't like.

- I was with you for a long time,

met you when I was a teenager,

grew up with you and then I found out

that you've slept with 20 other women

do you think that I would be able to get back with you now?

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- Had a chat with Mario didn't I.

- Yeah?

- I just wanted to make sure he was alright with it all,

and he seemed fine so.

- Good.

- And at least it wont be awkward now, hey.

- My lipgloss.

No, it's fine.

- Yeah.

Where's your push up bra tonight?

- Stop it!

[laughs]

- Your boobs have got smaller.

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- I think you're really really beautiful,

like you are very beautiful Lauren.

- [Lauren] Thank you.

You're very funny and I love spending time with you

like when I leave you as well

I smile for a couple of hours

cause I've had a really good time with you

but I think we're both being really naiïve

if we think that we can do this

and it's not going to affect things,

d'you know what I mean I think.

- Mm-hm.

- [Mario] Once things get physical

and there's like new feelings,

if it didn't work out

then we wouldn't be able to be friends.

- Yeah caus I don't want to end up hating you.

- And that seems to always be the way with me.

- [Lauren] Yeah.

I know.

- D'you know what I mean?

I've got a bit of a track record so.

Yeah, I still had a really good time today

and I'll always have a good time with you

but I think we can have a good time as friends.

- Okay.

- Be friends that fancy each other?

- Yeah.

- Be my BFF?

- I don't wanna feel upset anymore,

I don't want to be angry anymore.

- Okay.

Just tell me what do you wanna do?

- Well right now I just dunno, it's hard because

I'm feeling all this pain

and the only person who can take the pain away is you

but you completely made me feel like shit, and worthless.

- [Charlie] Yeah and you,

and you don't deserve to be with someone like that,

you deserve someone who's really gonna look after you.

- Yeah I do.

- [Charlie] And treat you like how I used to treat you.

- Yeah.

So are you saying you are not

going to treat me like that anymore?

- I think at the moment this wont work

and I think if we are meant to be together

then we will come back.

You was never a number, you was always more than that.

- Are you just gonna walk out,

and you're not even gonna like-?

- I don't know, what do you what to?

- [Ferne] No can you just sit down and just talk to me.

- No, Ferne.

- Yes.

- This has been a long time coming and it's done.

- The thing is you don't you think that you love me

but you don't because you.

- I do, but.

- [Ferne] Cause you would fight for it.

- [Charlie] No I'm not ready to be with you.

- If you walk out right now, I mean it,

that is it forever Charl.

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- I'm going to be honest with you,

I do feel like I need to speak to Joey.

- I think you do and you need to sort that situation out

I love your company and your,

obviously I'm attracted to you.

You do need to clear that up.

You need to actually just bury the past with him.

- I do need to speak to him, so I'm just telling you

cause I'm just being honest.

- I'm not saying I wanna run straight into anything

you know.

- [Sam] No of course not.

- We both just wanna keep it,

as it is you know,

enjoy each other's company and.

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