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- [Announcer] This Vegas special contains a secret snog,

a Tyson tat, and an almighty spat.

Some of the tans you see might be fake,

but these people are real,

although some of what they do

has had a little nip and tuck

purely for your entertainment.

- [Billie] This is where the party's going down!

[screaming]

- [Announcer] Previously, on "The Only Way is Vegas":

[all together] Whoa!

[laughing]

[upbeat music]

- Charlie.

- This is the one I've been talking to back in Essex.

- Really, who?

- Jasmin.

[upbeat music]

[screaming]

- Why am I in the wrong for storming off

when you're on the stage of a Chippendale?

- You're like, "Is this over now?

"Is it the end?"

- Can't believe I'm sitting in Vegas saying it,

but yeah.

- Apparently you're getting with Lauren Pope, are you?

- I'm not getting with Lauren Pope.

- Well, we all know what you've been up to.

[glasses clink]

- Ah, Vegas!

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

♪ I said I'm living in a Us Generation ♪

♪ I said I'm living in a Us Generation ♪

♪ I've got my heart

♪ I found my soul

♪ I'm living, I'm living

- Hi guys!

Welcome to the Heart Attack Grill.

We gotta get you gowned and prepped for surgery.

- We only want a bit of lunch.

[upbeat pop music]

- So I basically been rocking a topknot everyday.

I thought, why don't I come in here,

I'd like to go for a little change.

[upbeat music]

[laughing]

- Oh my God, Tom,

you're gonna be fuming at this!

- What?

- Joey, get your phone out.

- Oh!

- What?

- [Arg] Yeah, me and Joey met Tyson, mate!

[laughing]

- Basically I went up to Tyson,

and everyone was like, it was like,

no pictures, no pictures!

And we went, "Hey Tyson!"

I went, "Hey Tyson!

"We're from Essex!"

And he went, "I've been to Essex,

"just outside London."

- It's Joey Essex mate,

We are all the Essex boys! [laughing]

- Cause we said we're the Essex boys,

I think he's a bit scared of us, a little bit.

[laughing]

- I feel so hungover today.

What did we do?

It was like "The Hangover" last night.

- Every night here is like "The Hangover."

You start getting the night going, cheers!

10 hours later, it's like oh my god.

- When we was leaving,

I was like come on pops, let's go.

You and Mario, snogging in the casino!

All night, every time I turned around, he's there!

It was like a proper, passionate kiss.

- The problem all that gang has,

is that everyone has exes -

- Yeah.

- And exes are always gonna hook up with new people.

- I think it's a little bit tiring,

the whole Lucy victim thing now.

Like she puts on the tears over everything

and everyone's like, oh poor Lucy.

Let's get this right - she is no angel,

do you know what I mean?

Everyone forgets that Lucy's got a past.

- She actually asked me if like, I slept with him.

She, in her head, thought I'd just slept with him.

- Well, maybe that's because that's her style.

- I said that, I said that's really not my style.

She's like, "So what was it just a one night thing?

"A one night stand?"

I was like, no.

- What, like her and Tom?

- One night stand in a limo lay down.

[laughing]

- Oh my god.

- I just hope that me and Tom aren't some kind of pawns

in the weird Lucy/Mario

train wreck.

- I reckon Mario, in his head,

thought he was gonna get back with her, you know.

- Nah mate.

I reckon he thought that they might have

some sort of connection there.

They might have some talking,

they might, I don't know -

probably sleeping together

and going back to each others houses,

whatever, going for cuddles,

but at the end of the day they both broke up,

I think it's best they both stay apart.

- I still don't know if he knows or not,

so I just feel like,

if we're all gonna go out together I should really tell him,

do you know what I mean?

- Mate, the man, the most manish thing to do

is just tell him straight - - Yeah, that's what I'm sayin.

- At the end of the day, Mario ain't gonna care.

He's got a personality - not to -

he will care obviously, it'll hurt him inside,

but he'll get over it.

He'll be like, oh right, fair enough.

- But I don't think he's gonna give a shit anyway,

I think he's been,

he's been with Popey, hasn't he?

- Yeh, that's what I mean,

he's been knocking around with Popey.

- How do you, I mean how do you even feel about Lucy?

Is it just like a bit of fun on holiday?

Do you like her?

Or how'd you feel about her?

- I don't know, I need to speak to her, like -

- [Joey] Do you fancy her?

Do you fancy her?

- Well, of course I fancy her,

she's a beautiful girl, isn't she?

[laughing]

[upbeat pop music]

- That was one good birthday.

I know, like, all the dramas with Ricky,

but come on,

you just let loose, had fun,

you was dancing all night, you's -

- I had the best time.

And I'm really shocked, considering what was happening,

but I literally had the best night.

First snog of the holiday for you?

- First snog, I pulled.

- [Jess] Elliott? [laughing]

- One of the Wrights.

- [Sam] Your cousin.

- Go on, Sam.

- How funny.

I was just getting on with my night,

having a good time.

Obviously he's very very handsome, he's charming,

but I wasn't out for an intention to snog him.

I was just enjoying my night, your birthday with the girls.

- [Jess] I think he just thought you were really fun,

and he just started fancying you.

Do you know what I mean?

- [Sam] I hope I didn't say anything cringey,

or like do anything cringey.

- [Jess] Don't worry he's used to that,

he's seen me drunk a million times.

- [Sam] No, I was really drunk.

- [Elliott] All right.

- [Jess] Morning.

- [Sam] Hello.

- You all right?

What's happening, Sam?

- Are you posing around the pool?

Look at you!

With your body out round the pool today. [laughing]

- I've worked hard for it.

- [Sam] We're hanging.

- Budge up babe, let me on. So what's you doing?

- We were just talking about you, actually.

- [Elliott] Me?

- Yeah.

- My ears are burning.

- You've gone all shy.

Look he's gone all red.

- [Elliott] Me shy?

I don't think so.

[laughing]

- What are you laughing about?

- We're just reminiscing on the night.

- Oh.

- [Jess] How funny was it?

- Oh, don't.

[upbeat pop music]

- [Waitress] Are you ready for this?

- Oh my god.

- Be gentle with me.

- [Waitress] I'll try.

[retches]

[laughing]

- What is it?

- Oh, I never gag.

[laughing]

- Let me do the shot, put the last bit in your mouth.

Eeeh!

[laughing]

- Watch the veneers!

- I've never seen anything like it!

Gemma hates it.

[laughing]

- I know I said, like, I'm not gonna let it bother me

and blah blah blah, with the whole Charlie situation,

but me and Bill like walking out,

and Charlie and Jasmin were, like,

sharing the only tall booth.

I just feel like she's just quite disrespectful.

Like what sort of girl does that make her

if she's gone straight into texting someone

that cheated on his girlfriend of three and half years?

- You should be more angry with Charlie, Ferne.

He's mugging you big time, mate.

- Yeah, he is.

It is him, that has created this drama.

He is -

an asshole.

[upbeat pop music]

- [Jasmin] Vegas is the best thing in the world.

- It's actually an amazing city.

- [Jasmin] Look at that!

Because we're party girls we proper fit in.

- [Abi] I know, we actually do, like -

- We'll have to, like, move from Essex to Vegas.

- We're moving here?

- No girl, I can't live with you.

- Guarantee you know,

all them girls are going on and on about Charlie and me.

- You haven't even done anything,

you haven't even kissed him,

you haven't even come onto him.

Charlie, if anything, has come on more to you than anything.

- Exactly, and the thing is,

I like Ferne, don't get me wrong,

I just don't really care about her.

- Hi!

- [Jasmin] That was awkward.

[laughing]

- I heard she's actually slept with Tom.

I think what it is,

she's been trying to get Mario jealous,

and it's just not working for her,

because sleeping with other guys

doesn't do that to another boy.

It doesn't make them jealous.

- No, it just makes them - - It makes them all...

- Yeah, just think, like, get away from me.

[upbeat pop music]

- What it do?

- What's happening with you and my cousin?

- Um, nah, just a few things

we gotta sort out with each other.

- Here, Ricky, you can sit down.

- Just between me and her,

do you know what I mean?

- I'll let you get on with it.

- What's going on?

- You all right?

- I'm all right.

Yeah, but I'm not,

I'm not here to argue with you,

do you know what I mean?

I just want to come here and talk.

- Yeah.

- It was a good laugh last night,

we should do it again.

- Yeah, definitely.

Mr. Chippendale,

actually you do look like a Chippendale.

[laughing]

- Ah, stop it!

- You do!

- I came to your birthday and obviously I turned up,

and you was having fun,

so I thought, look, I'm not gonna turn up,

dampen the mood,

have an argument with ya,

and ruin your birthday.

You're now gonna have a go at me for that, or -

- No, I'm not having a go at you, Ricky.

- That's how it feels, all the time.

- I'm just telling you how upset and angry

I was yesterday, and how I am now.

- So -

- Which I'm sure you can understand.

- So you were upset and angry with me for what?

- I hadn't done anything wrong.

- Oh, of course you haven't, Jess.

I see your side, but you don't ever see mine,

it's always me. - I do see yours,

I don't stop trying to see yours.

- So why is it that you don't set a foot wrong?

- I felt like shit yesterday.

- Okay, so did I.

- Well, it didn't seem like it.

- No, it didn't seem like it.

You was the one out last night.

- Didn't even hear from you.

- I wasn't.

- Did you once say to me,

"Jess, do you want to do something for a little while?

"Do you want to go for dinner?

"Do you want to come with me to this?"

- Do you know what?

Look, this is completely against

what I've just come here to do.

I don't want to argue, and straight away

you're on the offence, arguing.

I don't plan nothing,

I don't love you, clearly I don't.

- You absolute child.

- [Elliott] So what's the situation with you?

- Nothing, I'm single.

- Yeah? What about tonight?

What are you doing tonight?

- Yeah, I think we should go out tonight.

- Yeah, go out and have a laugh again.

- Hey!

- All right Luce.

- [Lucy] These two make a nice looking couple.

[laughing]

- Don't start.

- [Lucy] Where's Jess?

- [Sam] Sunbathing, but Ricky came over.

- [Lucy] I don't think they should be together,

but if she wants to be with him,

if she does, she should make him at least wait.

[phone rings]

- [Sam] Yeah, nah, I agree.

[phone ringing]

- [Elliott] Arg?

[laughing]

- Mate I can't believe you've come out here to Vegas,

and you didn't even tell me you sneaky, sneaky bastard,

suppose your one of my best oldest family best mates

and you didn't even tell me.

- [whispers] You look good together!

[laughing]

- [Elliott] Yeah. [laughing] Yeah sure!

I bet you're still as slow as anything.

[upbeat pop music]

- Right, what we playing for?

- She's playing for you.

[laughing]

- Oh, she's going to want to win.

[upbeat pop music]

- I reckon we should do starters, main, and dessert.

[upbeat pop music]

- Argy, boy.

- [Arg] Hey! Here he is!

- Aw mate.

Really nice to see you!

Well, we haven't seen each other at all, have we?

- [Elliott] Babe, you all right?

- You okay? - Yeah good, you look lovely.

- Yeah, thank you.

- I can't believe you didn't tell me

you were coming out here.

- I know, good weren't it?

- You are a sneaky,

sneaky bugger. - [Sam] He kept that so quiet.

- Do you know what it is?

It's because you know

I've got the biggest mouth in Essex.

- You all right?

- [Waiter] Care for any topping on that? Truffle butter?

- Hungover.

- Oh yeah, sure enough?

- I'm hitting a brick wall now,

where I've been out so much.

I'm losing my voice -

- Can't be having a brick wall now,

you're out with me tonight.

- I know, but non-stop drinking -

- Why don't you let me order for you?

[laughing]

- Go on, then.

- The shellfish platter to start,

and then we can have some white wine

and then go on to some steaks for mains.

[laughing]

- Mr. I own a restaurant so I know the menu.

[laughing]

[upbeat pop music]

♪ We always hear about this better life, ♪

♪ This better life,

♪ We always felt becoming all alone, ♪

♪ Yeah, all alone,

♪ We got the keys to open paradise, ♪

♪ Yeah, paradise,

♪ Now let's go walking hand in hand, ♪

♪ Come on baby, we can

- Hey guy.

- Your hair.

- Oh shit.

- Do you like it?

- How did you do that?

- I mean, really, I'm flattered.

To be honest, I am flattered.

- [Lucy] I think you should be.

- I mean, I got in here first.

Let's be honest.

- [Lucy] You're the trendsetter.

I just didn't think your number 1 fan would copy you.

- Exactly.

Me neither.

- [Ferne] Maybe you can swap fringe tips.

[laughing]

- In American, they call it bang.

- [Joey] What, instead of fringe?

- Bang to us, is like different.

- I love fringes.

- Fringe sounds shit.

Sounds like minge.

- They say well different things to us don't they.

- Yeah, that's what they call it.

- They called what, I ask for chips the other day

and they give me crisps.

- Do you know what the funniest moment, I think,

of this whole holiday, was this morning.

You didn't even wake up, you was in like, a deep sleep,

and I pushed the door open, and I was like,

I just saw 2 bodies, and I thought it was like you and Sam,

and it was you and Tom P, and you know what I'm like

with a bit of fresh goss hot off the press.

- But do you know what?

He was like -

- She was like, "Tom's in bed with Lucy."

- Do you know what?

He was so cute.

We got in, and he went,

"Can we just have a cuddle tonight?"

And we just like this -

- Aw spooning, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, but do you know what?

Honestly, but do you know what really annoyed me?

He fell asleep in like 5 seconds and he was snoring.

- What?

- He's got the worst snore ever, like I mean -

- Do an impression.

[snores loudly]

[laughing]

- To be honest, I haven't really told you girls

the whole story anyway.

- [Billie] Go on...

- You know I went out to Ibiza like a month ago.

On my first night out and his last night out,

we bumped into each other, we had the most mental night.

There was just something there and I thought oh.

Do you know what, and I don't know what it is,

and it's annoyed me that everyone has now found out

because that was the nice thing about it.

It was our little, little secret

that we was sort of seeing each other and it was fun,

and now everyone's talking about it and exploding it,

and we're basically boyfriend and girlfriend.

- Is Mario, does he know?

Has he said anything?

- I think Mario knows.

To be honest, let's face it,

we all know that Lauren and Mario have had sex.

- Yeah, blatently.

- 100%, but her face -

Well her face doesn't move, right?

[laughing]

[upbeat pop music]

- [Sam] Have an oyster.

- [Elliott] You try it.

- No, I've tried it before.

- It's an aphrodisiac.

- I'm sorry, I don't like them.

- Stop being cheesy over there.

[laughing]

[laughing]

- It's like medicine.

- I didn't like that.

[laughing]

- I didn't like that.

- You can see it in his face as it goes down.

- It was all right.

- That is hilarious.

So when you get back to Essex,

are you gonna open a restaurant over in Essex as well?

- I'm not gonna rush into something, no,

I'm gonna have a look around and see.

- That will be so good, if you did that.

- I might be looking for a nice podium girl as well,

you know if Minnie's boutique not working out,

you might have to come and see me.

- A nice what?

- Some podium girls.

- Are you joking?

- A little hostess job.

[laughing]

- Hostess.

- What, you worrying about Joey?

- Yeah.

- [Sam] Imagine working for you, no way.

- I think you'd like it.

- No.

- No? - No.

- Why?

- No, I just wouldn't.

- I love Lauren, and she's like more mature as well,

so that's good for you.

- I will see how things go with Pope,

but I don't want to do it out here,

because I don't want it to just be a holiday thing.

As soon as we get back to England,

see how we both feel, and go from there.

- To having a really good time in Vegas!

- Yeah, it's been so sick.

I literally want to live out here right now.

- Yeah.

- To Vegas!

[glasses clink]

- Woo!

- [Charlie] Despite all the dramas, anyway.

- I'm having such a good night.

- How good is that?

- Really good.

- I knew that you and Elliott would get on well.

- You know what, he's such a nice guy.

He's really funny, but I do feel like

I'm getting a few evils from across the table.

- Arg is finding it really hard.

- Obviously Arg is in an awkward situation,

but at the same time like Arg and Elliott, like you,

they're like family as well, so -

- It's just a big nice group -

- Yeah.

- You can have a bit of a flirt, so what?

- Exactly.

- You're single.

- We're in Vegas, and I'm single.

- Exactly.

[laughing]

- Look, just so I can get this out of the way,

get it off my mind, cause it is bugging me a lot, yeah?

- Yeah.

- What's going on with you and Sam?

What's that all about?

- I kissed her.

- You got a kiss?

- Yeah.

- Joey's like my best friend,

Joey and Sam were massively in love,

and it hasn't been that long since they've split up.

And he was her ex-fiance.

- Yeah.

- I'm not here to have go at you, I mean -

- No, no I know you're not.

- Joey, Joey's -

- But you're in an awkward position

and I appreciate where you're coming from,

I completely understand that,

and I'm gonna tell you, I will tell Joey myself.

- And the fact that he's my best friend,

you're like family to me,

you can understand that I'm being put in a shit situation.

- I understand my point of view.

No, I know and I will rectify it.

I will tell Joey myself what I done.

I don't want to discuss it now no more,

I know exactly where he's coming from, I've just -

- Hello.

- How you doing, girls?

[clears throat]

You two took your time, didn't you?

- We had a lot to discuss.

- Oh god, I got a text from Ricky.

- [Elliott] Oh? Here we go.

- Meet me tomorrow at 5 p.m. at the airfield

opposite the Vegas sign.

What's the Vegas sign?

- Do you know what, yeah -

I love Ricky, - That's deep isn't it?

- But damn is he cringey.

- When it was my birthday I literally thought

that is it, we are over forever,

but I don't know what it is with us,

we can't help but be drawn back to each other.

We do love each other, it's hard.

- No no no no no no no no, you're drawn back -

you just rebound back there.

- I love Ricky, yeah, but he's cheesier

than that macaroni and cheese right there.

[laughing]

- He's better, at least he's got a girlfriend.

[laughing]

- You've actually surprised me,

I honestly didn't think you was that flirtatious.

- Yeah, I didn't think you was either.

- Really, what did you think I was?

- All nice and innnocent,

and come across like a bit of a princess,

or I'll let you think you do.

- No, I am a princess.

- And when it comes to it, a little bit kinky.

- Really?

- Yeah.

- I didn't say anything.

- You want me to take you out?

- Well, yeah.

- All right, I'll consider it.

- As long as you don't get into any drama.

- What do you mean?

- I don't know, because I can see

you've just come out of a relationship.

It's a bit hard, isn't it?

- Yeah, but we're only having fun, aren't we?

- Mmm.

[Lorde's "Royals" playing]

[kissing]

- That's all you're getting. [laughing]

- That'll do for now.

[upbeat pop music]

- Hello ladies!

- Hi!

- I can't take you seriously in those glasses, mate.

Take them off.

- Sorry, sorry.

- I've come to Vegas full sequins, the biggest earrings,

the reddest lipstick, and still no man.

- Come here.

[laughing]

- Shut up!

- You've both got new bangs.

- I didn't realise Billie like had a fringe

like that I must have forgotten.

- [Lucy] We haven't really seen you, like -

- I know, like well we briefly saw you girls

the other night.

- What happened the other night?

- Oh god.

I just feel like with the whole Charlie and Jasmin thing,

I don't particularly know what's going on.

I saw them two together,

it's the first time I've seen him with another girl.

It's like my heart strings - [cries]

- Don't cry.

- Because,

I am still so madly in love with him,

and I just don't know why he did that to me,

because I loved him so much.

- You need to speak to Charlie,

because we can all give you our opinions,

but you need to speak to Charlie, Ferne.

Because that's the only way you're gonna know.

[upbeat pop music]

- Boys.

- There he is.

- How you doing, lads?

- Argy Bargy!

- How you doing?

Oy, boys how sick is this club?

- How sick is it?

- Do you know what it's like a cross between

a nightclub and a theatre?

- How was the meal?

- Um, I did feel a bit uncomfortable.

- What were Sam and Elliott like at the meal?

- Do you know what, at times it did seem like

they were a little bit flirty.

- Oh what, Sam was flirting with him as well?

- Mm, not so much.

It weren't like obvious, obvious flirting.

- Did Sam flirt with him or did he flirt with Sam?

- Well, to be honest -

- Who was flirting?

- Say it, just say it.

- Look, I don't think Sam was really flirting with Elliott.

- Thank you.

[upbeat pop music]

- [Elliott] It was a laugh tonight.

- I had a really good night.

- It was good, yeah. - Really good night.

- There was a bit of chemistry there, Sam.

[upbeat pop music]

[kissing]

[upbeat pop music]

- Okay, you've got lip gloss all over your lips now.

[phone rings]

[laughing]

- Phone!

- Hello?

- What are you doing?

- Just uh, at mine and Mario's.

You all right?

- No, I just want to see you.

- Well, maybe we should sort this out another time.

- No, no, I want to talk about it right now.

- All right, well this isn't really a good time

at the moment, Ferne.

- Who are you with?

- Me, Mario,

Abi, and Jasmin.

- Why? Why?

- What do you mean, why?

I don't know what that means, why?

- What the fuck are you doing with them?

- What, I don't know. I don't know what the problem is.

- How dare you do this to me in Vegas?

It is completely out of order.

Don't you dare go out with her.

What are you doing?

If you loved me, you wouldn't do this to me.

- I don't understand what I'm doing wrong at the moment.

- Why do you think you're not doing wrong?

- Because I'm single.

- You're disrespectful, and I'm just, I'm speechless.

You will lose me forever if you ever take her out.

You will lose me forever.

No, no, no, no -

[sighs]

- [laughing] Long story.

- I don't understand what's happening.

[phone rings]

- You all right Charlie?

- No.

- What's wrong?

[upbeat pop music]

- It's Lauren's big night.

Oh my god, you're gonna be such a groupie.

- I'm gonna wear a tight white t-shirt

with "I Love Pope" on it.

- Right at the front.

- Right at the front.

Blowing her kisses and shit.

- Ahhh Mario.

[laughing]

- I'll get distracted, I've got to concentrate.

Do you guys think that Lucy will come tonight

and will she bring Tom Pearce?

- Don't know, I don't really care, it's your night.

- Very true Mario, I like your train of thought.

- Yeah Mario, that is true.

- It's not about Lucy, its not about Tom, it's about Pope.

[upbeat pop music]

- I was just going mad, like, if you've ever seen

a mad crazy woman on the Vegas Boulevard,

that was me last night.

I was going like [imitates hysteric self]

- I can only imagine.

- Ferne, we've all done it,

we've all made the drunk phone call to the ex,

and hearing a girl in the background?

Oh my god, I'd have been exactly the same.

- I swear, yeah but she's such a leery little shit.

- What was she saying? Was she talking?

- I could hear her in the background.

- Oh my god, I bet you were going crazy.

I would have been going mad.

- I don't want him,

but I don't want anyone else to have him.

- But that's the same.

- But it's horrendous, you don't want to see your ex

with anyone else, of course you don't.

[upbeat pop music]

- It still fucking hurts.

- What did I say?

There's no crying in this shop!

- [Elliot] What are you's doing?

- On my ass. [laughing]

- [James] Never again.

- [Dan] Ah mate, it's not feeling good.

- So why'd you do this?

- We just wanted to get a memory of Vegas,

and we just thought we'd get the same one.

- There's plenty of other ways of having memories of Vegas.

- Yeah.

- He talked me into it, I'm regretting it now.

- I feel left out.

I was out with Jessica and the girls,

and I ended up kissing Sam.

[sighs]

- Yeah?

- Yeah, do you know what I've known her a while,

but I don't know we had a right laugh,

there was a lot of chemistry there,

I really like her, she's a nice girl.

- There's no way you've kissed a girl in a club

and not taken her home.

[laughing]

- Yeah exactly, I can tell by that laugh

that you definitely took her home.

- Nah, no, I'm not saying anything.

What are you asking me questions for?

- Because I want to know.

- Stop it.

- Boys, we're in the Mayweather Boxing Club.

[punching]

♪ You're the best around,

♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪

♪ You're the best around,

- [Coach] 1, 2,

3,

4.

- Hey so quick listen, I'm Mayweather right now.

Boys, obviously you know I invited Elliott to come today,

but he's swerved it hasn't he.

He probably feels awkward about everything that's happened.

He's probably a bit,

I reckon he's actually a bit embarrassed.

- He's obviously, he must be a bit embarrassed

about the whole situation.

Like I said I can't say what Sam can and can't do,

and I can't say what he can and can't do,

but all it was is, is that he was a friend

and if he had a 10 out of 10 bird who he liked,

or he still likes or whether he likes her or not,

I wouldn't go near that person

because I've got a lot of respect for people,

do you know what I'm saying?

- Well listen, he's not here now, but I'm sure

you'll get a chance to talk to him about it anyway.

- Oh my god, though, at the meal,

you and Elliott as well,

it was literally as if they'd been seeing each other.

He had his arm around her back,

they were laughing and flirting the whole time.

- Ordering for me.

- Ordering for her.

- He ordered for you?

- You do have some sort of chemistry.

[breathing]

- I tell you what hey lads,

Tom's getting himself psyched up for when he sees Mario.

[laughing]

- Go on Tom, go on Joe let him have a go.

- All right, listen.

- So seriously, what are you gonna do when you see him then?

How's he gonna be?

- I'm gonna set him straight.

I think he already knows, anyway.

If he does care, I'm gonna have to come back

and see Gino and hit some combos.

[laughing]

- Lucy's got something to tell you.

- Oh my god, girls.

- She's pregnant.

- Girls, have you seen my belly?

- She's three months pregnant.

- Girls, have you seen it?

- Shut up!

- You blow up so quickly when you eat.

Tom P's little baby!

- Oh, shut up!

- Right listen, I've gotta go and see Ricky.

You girls, I'm going to go and get ready.

- Bye Jess, have fun!

- I'll talk to you later.

Don't each too much!

- All about it.

[upbeat pop music]

- I thought we'd go and see some of the real Vegas.

Bit of downtown, maybe the White Chapel.

- Yeah.

Is it that white thing?

Oh my god, Bobby,

I love you!

- Is that good enough for the Collins?

- Yes! Are you driving?

- Of course I'm driving!

- Oh Bob!

- The car's vintage, we've got the vintage Rayban's,

get your Chanels on.

- Where are the Chanels?

Ah god, I wanted a pink one, really.

- I wanted to try and get a pink one -

[radio loudly starts]

[screams]

- Shit, how do you drive in America?

- Bob, I'm sorry darling,

but I ain't used to these sort of cars.

- Oh, here we go.

Hold on baby!

[car honks]

- Vegas Baby!

- This is how it's done, baby!

- Right, concentrate on the road now, Bob.

Take me to where Britney Spears got married,

I want to experience it.

- I can't believe you arranged a helicopter ride.

- Here we go, baby!

Shit!

Oh my God, I can't believe this!

Look at this!

- Oh my god, I don't like it.

- I think I would have liked to live in Vegas

when the real Elvis was alive.

- Did the real Elvis live here then?

- Yeah.

[cars honking]

- Shit.

- Fucking hell Bob, quick!

Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck!

- Alright Gem, you're scaring me!

Fucking hell.

My nerves are bad,

I actually don't like this.

- Bobby, Bobby you can't,

all right, hang on, you've got to -

- Fucking hell!

- This must be the wedding strip.

- So this is where everyone gets married?

- Do you know what I always used to say to my mum?

Listen, don't worry about me.

One day I'm gonna get married in Vegas and come back,

and she's like don't you dare,

but actually I don't want to get married in Vegas.

I'm an English girl, I'm from Essex

and I've gotta get married there.

This is where she got married!

Oh my god, is this where Britney got married?

Right, hang on Bob, hang on.

[screaming]

- Oh My God!

- Oh my god, that was a fricking tram line!

- Oh my god, I...

♪ Born to be wild

- [Ricky] This is something else, I'll tell you that.

- [Jess] This is pretty amazing,

don't get to do this everyday.

How nice is the sunset as well?

- I know, I know.

Beautiful.

- It's a cool trip, thank you.

- You're welcome.

I couldn't think of anyone better to be up here with, babe.

[upbeat pop music]

- I'm really glad we're back together.

- We might not be the only ones.

[upbeat pop music]

- What about this one?

- That is lovely, but it's quite plain.

You got to remember - - It is really nice, though.

- Yeah, it's lovely, but it's gonna be really dressy tonight

and you need to impress your new man Elliott.

- Oh for god sake, we had one kiss.

[giggles]

- Are you gonna pursue this holiday romance?

Do you fancy him?

- He's very attractive, but I just don't know.

- Are you looking forward to seeing him tonight?

- Yeah, he's like, I can't, I don't know.

It's really annoying, because obviously in Essex,

as soon as like, literally it was just a kiss in the club,

had a good laugh, we was all there.

- You know what its gonna be like now, it's all gonna be,

I know what it's like, everything gets exaggerated,

and it's going to get back to Joey.

It'll be like Chinese Whispers, won't it?

When it gets back to Joey, it's going to be 10 times worse.

- It's like, I know I kissed Elliott and that's fine,

I've done nothing wrong, but I feel like I have.

- You haven't.

- I know, but it's just really frustrating me.

- You're like a really hot couple.

- Don't you think that me and Joey was a hot couple?

- Well you were, but I felt like,

you were like his mum.

- Oh hey, no I wasn't!

- No, but I feel like you need a man,

and Elliott is a big strong muscley good looking man.

♪ Hey, said a hustler's work is never through ♪

♪ We're making it, cause we make it move ♪

- I tell you what Joey, the end is near my friend.

- Yeah, I don't know whether I want to go back to Essex

or I want to stay here forever.

♪ Word hard, play hard

♪ Keep partying like it's your job ♪

♪ Work hard, play hard

♪ Work hard, play hard

♪ We work hard, play hard

♪ Keep partying like it's your job ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ Get freaky

♪ Let's get freaky

- [Ferne] I am feeling a little bit sick.

- Why?

- Oh.

- It's the whole Charlie thing.

- Please don't tell me it's Charlie again.

- It is, it is.

- You've gotta look at it like this -

you was with Charlie for what, 3 years,

as a person, like, maybe Charlie has just wanted

to find himself a little bit more.

- I thought I was a good girlfriend.

- At the minute they're laughing at you, Ferne.

You're playing into their hands.

Be a woman, head up, walk in like you own the club.

Yeah, you're the lady.

[upbeat pop music]

- [Charlie] How've you enjoyed Vegas?

- Oh my God, I've loved Vegas.

- It's been good, a lot of ups and downs, though.

- It's been an emotional rollercoaster.

- It has been a bit of a rollercoaster, hasn't it?

- Well I'll tell you one thing,

my feet are definitely back in Essex.

They are ready to go home.

They are killing.

[upbeat pop music]

- We wanted to get something done

so we would remember Vegas.

- You ain't got married, have you?

- Don't want to offend anyone.

- James, I love it.

Your getting your bum out.

Oh my god!

You're joking!

♪ Love me, baby,

♪ Love me, love me bad

- I don't want to keep creeping around anymore,

it's shit.

Obviously it's early stages with me and you.

A lot of shit happened with you and Mario,

there's a lot of history there,

forget all that shit now, as long as it is all done.

- Yeah.

- It's all done, yeah?

I told you in Ibiza I'd treat you like a princess, didn't I?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, it's fun.

What's this?

- I'm allowed to do that.

[kissing]

[upbeat pop music]

- What's going on here?

- Oh hello, how's it going. Looking well.

- You all right?

- Yeah good, so what's happening with you's two now?

He's wooed you round with a helicopter ride yeah,

is this how things roll?

- More onto your love life.

Where is Samantha and have you eyed her up tonight

because she is looking amazing?

[laughing]

- Sly dog.

- No, do you know what?

I like Sam, she's really nice, and there's chemistry there.

We had a, you know -

- Little holiday kiss.

- A little holiday kiss, bit of fun, you know.

- See what happens?

[upbeat pop music]

- No.

- Chill out.

[upbeat pop music]

- You know what, I can't believe we're in Vegas,

we've been out here together,

and I've hardly seen any of you!

- I know, just how I wanted it!

[laughing]

- Yeah, I'll bet it is, but you do look lovely.

- Thank you.

- What do you think, I look like a young Robert De Niro?

- You look gorgeous, yeah.

[laughing]

- You think?

- You look gorgeous, yeah.

- Do you know what,

I thought my jacket had shrunk in the wash,

but I think it might be because I've gotten bigger.

- I think you've loved the large portions out here

with the food and that.

- Do you know what, Gemma, I might stop eating?

[laughing]

♪ When you first met me

♪ It's a crazy world

♪ Nothing come free

- Hello, love birds!

- Hello!

- [Sam] I can't believe it's the last night out in Vegas.

- I know, have you had a good time?

- It's been all this mixed emotions out here,

but apart from that, I've had a really good time.

- What sort of mix of emotions?

- Obviously, like, with Joey being out here and stuff,

I was saying that to the girls,

at home it would have been absolutely fine,

I'd have got on with it, we've both moved on,

didn't speak or see each other,

but as soon as we got here,

it's like I wanted to know where he was,

I wanted to speak to him,

but I think that's just natural, isn't it?

Like obviously I know that we still love each other,

but I don't know, it's one of those tricky ones, isn't it?

What will be will be, I suppose.

- Right girls, I'm gonna go and get some more drinks,

all right?

[upbeat pop music]

- DJ Lauren Pope.

- Mario.

- You all right?

- Yeah.

- Our last night, I've got blimming Lauren as a DJ in here,

but do you know what I thought, sod it, I'm not sitting in.

- No way, I mean come on.

- I know that Mario obviously sleeps with a lot of people,

but I've never known any of them.

At the moment, I literally have no self esteem at all.

I hate myself.

I feel like crap all the time,

I get upset all the time.

- You haven't done anything wrong.

You know what I mean?

You literally have to stop beating yourself up about it.

Tom's a fit guy, single, so are you.

Like it's just the attention,

and that seed got planted when Mario treated you like shit

and cheated on you like a million times

and you was in denial so much.

- It's hitting me now rather than 6 months ago

when he did it to me.

It didn't hit me then, I like, I went,

I just forgot about it, I blocked it out,

I thought, I'm not even gonna think about it.

Why the fuck did he do it?

I still love him and I don't know why.

- It is hard because when we're out here,

everyone is vulnerable,

we're all missing home, all the exes are here.

It's really hard being out here.

As soon as you get home, it'll be fine.

[upbeat pop music]

- Don't be scared.

- I know, I'm nervous, I can't help it.

- You're fine, you'll smash this.

- It's a pretty big deal.

- Are you going to play a song for me?

- What do you want?

- Ah, anything romantic.

- Only if I see you right down at the front.

- What about that?

- I want it large.

[high pitched voice] - "Love you, Lauren!"

- I'll give you a little shout out.

- Good, good luck! - Thank you.

[kissing]

- See you soon. - See you in a bit.

[upbeat pop music]

- [Elliott] Hey Arg, what's happening?

- Elliott mate, how you doing?

- All right, yeah. - Nice to see you.

- All right, yeah you?

- You all right? Yeah good.

I've been waiting to come and talk to you.

At the end of the day,

I don't like bad rumours and things like that.

And I'll be honest with you, obviously I know Sam,

I like her, I think she feels the same.

At the end of the day, we got drunk one night

and we ended up kissing and she ended up staying at mine.

I'd rather it me who has to tell you that

rather than hearing it from somebody else.

- Let me tell you straight, right?

She's been staying round mine.

[upbeat pop music]

- I'm not being funny Ferne,

but why didn't you put a little bit of extra tit tape

on your side tit tonight?

I'm shocked, it's hanging out all over the place.

It's having a party of it's own.

- As a best friend why didn't you tell me that

when we left the room you absolute asshole.

- I did!

I absolutely did, but you decided it would look better

with a little bit more side boob.

You wanted to show everyone what you had.

- Why is he coming over?

- Hello.

- Hello.

- Glasses.

- Do you know what?

This is the perfect time for me to leave.

See you later. - See ya.

- All right?

- Yeah, you all right?

Look, I just wanted to have a talk,

you know, a chat about stuff.

- What do you want to talk about?

- I just want to see how you are.

I haven't talked to you for like six weeks.

- What's going on with you and Jasmin then?

- She was just someone to talk to

and someone to have a chat to.

[crying]

- One day I woke up and then I realised

our relationship was fucked.

I should have moved on and forgot about you,

but I still want you and it's not fair.

You made this choice, I didn't.

Do you know what?

I've slept with another guy.

- All right, I've slept with near on 20 girls.

- What?

- Yeah.

- Wow.

- I don't know why it's relevant,

I don't get what its going to do,

what difference that makes.

- That makes me feel physically sick.

I look at you and don't see the Charlie that I knew.

I would have married you, had your children,

and I honestly would have done everything for you, right.

You've ripped my heart out, why are you stamping on it?

You don't deserve me.

- You know what Ferne, you know what?

I actually came here to talk to you about something,

but you haven't stopped talking and going on

about how I disrespect you.

Did this, did that.

- Then why would you come over-

Why are you dragging me off?

No, Bill! Bill!

- Come on.

- I'm serious.

- [Billie] I know, I know, but come on.

- Why did you cheat on me?

- Because I felt we were too young.

I wasn't enjoying our relationship.

- Charlie come on, that's bullshit.

- Stay out of it.

She don't need her sidekick, does she?

- I've been on your side the whole time.

I've always backed your corner,

how dare you stand there and say to me stay out of it.

You're an asshole.

- Oh my, no no no no.

- Well, that was classy.

- [Billie] Come on.

- You don't deserve me. - You've made your point.

- Come on, everyone knows he's a wanker, let's go.

- You little prick.

♪ I've been waiting all night for you to tell me ♪

♪ Tell me that you need me

♪ Tell me that you want me

♪ I've been waiting all night for you to tell me ♪

♪ Tell me that you need me

♪ Tell me that you want me

♪ Tell me that you need me

♪ Tell me that you want me

♪ Tell me that you need me

♪ Tell me that you want me

♪ Tell me that you need me

♪ Tell me that you want me

♪ Tell me that you need me

♪ Tell me that you want me

- All right?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, yeah. Yeah, good.

- Yeah. What's been going on?

- Not a lot.

- Why you not speaking?

- What do you mean why am I not speaking?

- You all right?

- As soon as you got here,

all I wanted to do is see you and speak to you.

- I love spending time with you and all that

because obviously you know I care for you.

- Yeah I know it's been lovely,

and yes I kissed Elliott, and yes he's a lovely guy.

- Did you only kiss him?

- Yeah, I did only kiss him.

- Did you go back to his?

- Yes, I did go back to his for a couple of hours,

but nothing happened.

- You told me you didn't stay at his.

- Either way, if you remember Joey, I'm single.

You're the one who broke up the relationship.

- I know, I'm not saying this, but don't get angry.

- Can I just finish though?

I'm not getting angry, how am I getting angry?

- Slow down.

- Don't touch me, let me speak.

- Come here. - No!

- Can I say one thing?

You told me you didn't go back to his, Sam.

You lied again.

- How dare you try to make me feel like shit

for kissing Elliot?

- Sam, I don't mind that you kissed Elliott.

- Yeah, but you do.

- Come here. Just come here.

- We don't have to cuddle to be friends.

- I don't want this.

- Nor do I.

- I'm still in love with you.

I can't tell you who you can and can't get with,

I can't tell him Sam.

- You would make me feel really bad for what I done.

- We're just not right for each other, and you know that.

- [Joey's Girl] Hey Joey, should we leave?

- Okay, Sam I'm going to go, all right?

♪ Tell me that you want me

♪ Tell me that you need me

♪ Tell me that you want me

- [Announcer] Next time, the holiday's over,

and we're heading back to Essex.

- How can, like, literally, a small group of Essex people

cause such havoc in Vegas?

- Don't tell me you went and slept with him, Ferne.

- Oh, she's a bitter old cow.

- "Oh, she and I are both so good looking

and chiselled with perfect bodies."

- From a big cousin's point of view, I'm not happy.

[upbeat pop music]