Original subtitles

- [Narrator] This Vegas special contains a make up,

a break up and a hunk to cause a shake up.

Some of the tans you see might be fake,

but these people are real.

Although some of what they do

has had a little nip and tuck

purely for your entertainment.

- Let's pop some tunes, boss.

- [Narrator] Previously on "The Only Way Is Essex",

[groaning in pain]

[laughing]

- Best thing for me to do is let you go, Sam.

- But I don't want that.

- It would be perfect if you'd move in with me.

- I been cheating you.

- I can't even look at you.

- The truth always comes out.

- Scandal!

I'm not the mug, you are.

[splashing]

♪ Give me the feeling I love

♪ Turn the lights off

- This is getting on my nerves, all these weddings,

and then they don't get married.

- There is no shame

- I'm pissed off with you and your sister

making me the bad guy!

- I don't know why the family hate you so much.

- How many times did you sleep with a girl?

- Seven times, Lucy.

- We're the power couple around here.

- Feels like we're the only couple

around here at the moment. - I know.

- It's fucking bollocks.

- I don't know what's going on.

- You need a quickie with Arg in the bushes,

that'll change your life.

- What?

[upbeat dance music]

[crashing]

- Oh my god.

- Joey Essex is 100% single.

- Please don't let me down.

- I'll never let you down.

Promise.

- You know I'll always love you.

[upbeat dance music]

♪ The only way is up baby

♪ For you and me now

[electronic pop music]

[sweeping romantic music]

- It's so glamorous here, but I don't feel very glamorous.

- Why?

- Basically, I need a shit.

[laughing]

- Please don't shit in this pool.

- I'm not going to, but it's really hard to breathe in.

[laughing]

- It's very surreal, being here.

- I feel a little bit lost.

- Do you?

- Yeah.

What's that thing, like, a fish out the pond,

that's what I feel like.

I'm like a goldfish out of Essex pond.

[laughing]

- I've, like, so wanted to DJ in Vegas for, like, forever.

I'm so excited. - Is this like,

your ultimate career thing?

- It's just 'cause the clubs here are on

that next level, they're massive.

- So big. - All the big DJs DJ here.

- Oh my god, I'm really looking forward to it,

but I am nervous for you.

[phone pinging]

- [Chloe] Is that him again?

- Yeah.

- Playing with fire!

[upbeat electronic music]

♪ And we gonna let it burn, burn, burn, burn ♪

♪ We gonna let it burn, burn, burn, burn ♪

♪ Gonna let it burn, burn, burn, burn ♪

♪ We gonna let it burn, burn, burn, burn ♪

♪ When the lights turned down

♪ They don't know what they heard ♪

♪ Strike the match, play it loud ♪

♪ Giving love to the world

[grunting]

- What's happening?

- Brother.

- This is my monokini, tankini.

- [Billie] That's so nice.

- [Ferne] Let's check out the Vegas bikini!

[cheering and applauding]

Oh my god!

A hundred dollar bill!

♪ No, we just want to be right now ♪

♪ Right now.

- It's gonna be sick.

I can't wait to just land and just go, boom!

- Hi, welcome to Virgin Atlantic.

- I heard that you was apparently giving away

free upgrades or something.

[laughing]

[upbeat music]

- The old girl packed for me.

I've had my hair cut, I've got my sun beds.

I've manscaped.

- Manscaped?

What's that?

- Manscaped.

[laughing]

- You manscaped?

- I do manscape, yeah,

but I just keep it clean all year round.

Not completely clean but trimmed up.

- I hope in Vegas I get to see that.

[laughing]

[upbeat pop music]

- So how do all three of you feel about seeing the exes?

- I feel sick that he's out there the same time as me.

This summer has been the most difficult,

hardest time in my life.

He cheated on me, publicly humiliated me, he dumped me.

It's all come at once. - Oh my god.

- And I just want to end this summer

on an absolute bang, us girls in Vegas.

Don't get me wrong, I still love him so much.

I thought I was gonna marry him.

How will I ever be able to trust him again?

- Exactly.

- I feel like he's a changed man.

He's not the Charlie that we all knew,

and now, I'm not saying bad influence Mario,

because I actually like Mario, it's not that,

but I feel like--

- Where has this random friendship come from?

- Yeah.

- Him and Charlie with them sodding goatees.

Charlie is morphing into Mario.

The more I see of him on Twitter and things like that,

the more I think, they look like the Mario brothers.

Mario and Luigi.

[laughing]

[upbeat rock music]

- This summer was a bad summer,

in a good way. - It was a bad summer.

I hold my hands up and say, and I can literally,

I'll turn to Ferne and say,

I was the only boy there told you not to do it.

- Going to Sin City, we'll make it Sims city.

[Charlie laughing]

- I've seen Mario a few times and I haven't even kissed him.

- So have you been in that intimate situation yet, though?

- No, but he came 'round mine for dinner.

[gasps]

- What! - When?

- Kept that quiet.

- [Ferne] When?

- It wasn't like an official, oh come 'round

and I'll cook you dinner.

- What did you make him?

- No, it wasn't like that because I kind of had like--

- Did you snog?

- No, no, we didn't kiss.

Literally, it was, kind of strange, but nice.

- [Ferne] Just dinner.

♪ I'll be flicking stones at your window ♪

♪ I'll be waiting outside

- Do you know what though, like,

last year I went with all the girls,

but I've not been with everyone from Essex.

I've never been with Ricky,

I've never been with all the other boys

and the other girls.

So it's gonna be mad that all of us lot

are in Vegas at the same time.

Obviously, it's my birthday so we're all going for that,

and then Lauren Pope's DJing an event,

so that's good that we're all there at the same time.

- That's nice.

- [Jess] So it'll just be one massive party.

- That's nice.

- I just think it's gonna be amazing, I can't wait.

Me and Ricky are the only couple going to Vegas.

- Well, you'll either come back

as a couple or as singles.

- [Nanny Pat] Or come back singles.

- I'm sure we'll be fine,

- Well, if you're tested let's say this,

it'd be a good tester.

- What's happened in the past happened and now--

[doorbell ringing]

- That's it, it's finished with now.

- [Jess] Just taking every day as it comes.

- Oh, look who's here. - Who's excited?

- We just been talking about you.

- Hello, kid. - How are we doing?

- Lovely, you? - You're looking gorgeous.

- Who's done all your ironing?

- Look at you, Jesus!

- Do you want take me to Vegas?

- No, I'm taking this beautiful girl to Vegas.

How you doing?

- Vegas baby!

- I'm so excited.

- We won't go home, we'll be out all night long.

We'll wake up with a baby in one corner,

a tiger in the other, and God knows what else in the toilet.

- Or wake up with a big rock on your finger.

[laughing]

- [Jess] I already got one. - Joking!

- [Jess] But it's not from you.

- Joking, joking.

- Right, anyway, come on, can you help me pack, please?

'Cause I'm nowhere near finished

and I've for to get ready.

- Is that a choice or a demand?

- It's a demand.

- They'll enjoy themself.

- What goes on in Vegas comes back to Essex, you watch.

[chuckling]

♪ My bathing suit's drying on the porch ♪

- We should see if we can get jobs as showgirls.

- Yeah, we'd so get jobs as showgirls.

- How good would that be, as well?

'Cause then we get to wear

all the makeup, all the outfits.

- [Lauren] What do you have to actually do?

- Dance.

- Girls! - Girls!

- How gorgeous.

- Vegas is like, literally, unreal.

This world, it's like another world.

- There's nowhere like it, is there?

- I'm dying to ask you, what's happened with Diags?

- I think we was getting a bit agg at each other,

that we was rather, like, let's be friends

before it ruins anything at all.

- At least you're single for Vegas.

- I'm single for Vegas. - Yeah!

- We're all single for Vegas.

- All single.

- Hope you're all right with it,

but I have been, like, texting Charlie.

- Have you? - No way.

- Yeah, but like, nothing's happened.

We've literally just been, like, texting

and just tweeting, literally that's all we've done.

- No way, I'm really shocked, you've really shocked me.

- Like, nothing, honestly, nothing's happened, but--

- What, like as friends or actually flirting and stuff?

- Like, friends but flirting.

- It's weird talking about my brother because he's like--

- I know.

- To me, he's like a kid.

- Okay, let's not talk about it.

[laughing]

- Have you not found anyone, or no?

- I think someone's got their eye on her.

♪ I want in

♪ Ride all night L.A. calling

♪ Bathed in sunlight

♪ Cold as cash is hot as lust is ♪

- Guys. - Oi, oi.

- [Charlie] You all right? [Arg] Charlie.

- We're going off to the bar.

- Oh, you're going to the bar?

- [Tom] Don't get too drunk. - Sweet.

[laughing]

Oi, boys, you two are gonna crease off this.

Charlie done the biggest, biggest

schoolboy error I've ever seen.

- What? [laughing]

- He's a nutter, man.

[laughing]

- What the hell, he put it on Twitter?

He's trying to show Ferne what she's missing.

[laughing]

[upbeat dance music]

- I've gone from a point where I was just with one woman

and I was just bored to going with all different women.

It's gone from like, five to seven women

to ten women to more, and like, I'm thinking--

- Jesus, I only went away for three weeks.

[laughing]

- And they're all thinking it's only been, yeah,

it's only been like a month, but when does it stop?

When do I feel like, right, I've done what I've had to do.

- But you'll know, it's like me.

Charlie, when I was broke up with Lucy I was like,

two three more years doing whatever I wanna do,

it's been six months, I've had enough, that's it.

I can't be bothered.

- I can't wait to get there.

First thing thing I wanna do, first night, is strip poker.

- Just us lads?

- No, mate, Abi and Jasmin, they're so up for it.

- Are they? - Yeah.

I've sort of been messaging Jasmin.

- But you realise Jasmin's the one girl

that Ferne and the other girls hate?

[upbeat music]

♪ A little less conversation a little more action please ♪

♪ All this aggravation ain't satifactioning me ♪

♪ A little more bite a little less bark ♪

- Oh, Bob, we're in Vegas, baby.

- Just think, the two virgins of Vegas just touched down.

- I'm knackered, are you?

- I'm shattered, 11 hours on that plane, I'm done in.

- Thanks for carrying me bags, Bob.

That's what I like in a man.

- While we're both single, I'm gonna be your man.

- Oh, I love you, Bob.

- You know I love you.

- How about that psychic that said

I was gonna meet a fella in Vegas called Dennis?

What a sick name.

- See, I don't like the...

Oh my god, to the right, it's Dennis.

Is he a bit of you?

- No, no.

I feel sick already.

♪ Come on baby I'm tired of talking ♪

♪ Grab your coat and let's start walking ♪

[shrieking]

- [Ferne] Champagne on arrival!

- Oh my god.

- Two doubles in there. - [Ferne] It's massive!

- Look at the view, oh my god.

- This is a suite, this suite is sweet.

Look at this view!

The view is unreal, look, you can see everything.

Bright lights, big city, let's go.

[cheering]

- This is where the party's going down.

- Oh my god it's amazing. - Shake it a little bit.

- Don't shake it!

[champagne cork popping] [shrieking]

- They're all screaming.

- I can't believe--

- Here, tip the glasses, tip the glasses.

- I'm so glad we're here.

- [Sam] Me too.

- I don't want to suffer from jet lag

so top me right up, Bill.

- Top me up, look at me, just pouring the champagne.

- Can I just say I'm gonna shotgun that room.

Yous two are gonna be pulling

so yous two can have that room.

- Excuse me.

[laughing]

- I don't wanna be awoken by--

- Since when does queen bee get the massive bed?

- Can I just say I don't want any exes back to this room.

- No. - No.

- The only men that are coming back here

which is acceptable are the Chippendales.

[laughing]

[upbeat music]

♪ Oh the neons are a gleamin'

♪ And the gamblers are a dreamin' ♪

♪ Oh it's night life, yeah, night life ♪

♪ The chips go a spillin'

♪ And it's time to make a killin' ♪

♪ Oh it's night life, yeah, night life ♪

- Tits and teeth, tits and teeth.

- Don't you feel lonely here, though?

Like, I think I'm here, like I always dreamed

of coming to Vegas with my husband, do you know what I mean?

And having kids and,

I think I'm really ready in my life now.

- I think it's an age thing as well.

When you get to 32, obviously,

you've done a lot of stuff, you wanna settle down.

- Yeah another nightclub, another bar.

It gets boring, Bobby.

- And the thing is, we ain't 21 anymore

do you know what I mean?

We're long in the tooth.

- What I'm saying is I'm here with you

and I wouldn't change it for the world

but at the same time, you know,

you're not me husband, me boyfriend,

you see what I'm saying?

We don't go home together.

Well, all right, me and you sleep in the same bed

'cause I'm scared of sleeping on me own overnight

but nothing happens, you know?

- Never going to happen, baby, sorry.

I wish it would.

- And obviously, as a 32-year-old woman now

I want my husband, you know, I wanna feel the passion.

All of sudden realised in my life that's what I want now.

- I think your self esteem's on the floor

and you need to have more self-worth.

You're getting upset, please don't cry.

- No, I'm not getting upset, I'm not getting upset

but all I'm saying is we're going

to the Chippendales tonight, all naked men dancing around

with nothing on don't do it for me.

- Oh, it does for me, baby.

♪ Double or nothing ready to roll ♪

♪ Double or nothing baby let's go ♪

[cheering]

- [Tom] Come, let's spin this ball,

I've never spinned one before.

- It's actually amazing how easy it is to lose money.

[laughing]

- Have you heard about all the girls,

what they're doing tonight?

- No.

- Going to see the Chippendales.

- Are they?

- Oh, that's original.

They should have come to see us.

- What are they strippers, yeah?

- [Charlie] Strippers, yeah.

- We'll go see a few strippers if you want.

[laughing]

- Look, girls, it's the boys.

- Why are they wearing sunglasses?

- They're all in suits.

- [Billie] Don't let them see us.

- [Ferne] Poker faces.

- Don't let them see us.

- They think they're so smooth.

I actually feel sick, girls,

my heart is actually pounding.

- Right, come on girls, let's go and meet the others.

- There's only one girl, it's only one girl anyways.

- Douchebags.

- I can't wait, I'm loving this holiday so far.

- Yeah, mate.

- We're all in this together, we're in Vegas.

I think we go out together, we roll together,

we drink together, and we party together.

- And what about pulling girls together?

- Yeah, we can do that as well.

[laughing]

This holiday is definitely Arg versus Joey, I'm telling you.

- All right, you calling it on?

- I bet you $200 now, yeah,

that I can pull an American bird before you.

- All right, 500.

- 500 then.

- [Charlie] Shake on it. - Shake on it.

What about you, Charl, does anyone here tickle your fancy?

[laughing]

- We're in Vegas, man.

- There must be someone, come on, mate.

- Charlie.

- All right, there's someone

I've been talking to back in Essex.

- Really?

- No way, really?

- Who? - Who?

- Jasmin.

[laughing]

- [Arg] You shocked us.

- Oh, Jasmin, yes.

- Arg's ex.

- That's banter, no, that's good, man.

Crack on.

- Don't be too jealous.

- Oh, shut up, mate.

♪ I want your body everybody wants your body so let's jack ♪

♪ Let's jack

♪ I want your body everybody wants your body so let's jack ♪

- Viva Las Vegas

[cheering]

- Sexy man.

- You all right?

- You look amazing, Gemma, how cute.

- Nice shoes, Dorothy.

- Yes, we are proper glammed up for Vegas, ain't we?

We are having a laugh, though,

like, we're sharing a room together.

It's just like, I'll walk around the room

I feel so comfortable with him

I'll walk around stark naked.

- No.

- I can't bear it, I have to let myself free.

- But you know what I am realising?

Single for two years, I'm getting too excited, it's a worry.

- What, tonight?

- I'm feeling very uncomfortable.

- Oh, shut up, you'll be fine.

- I'll just let her enjoy it and--

- He's excited, I'm embarrassed

'cause I know you all think I'm a sexy hot mama

but I am a prude when it comes to things like this.

- Oh Gemma I can't wait to see your face.

- If any man sticks their thing in my face--

[screaming]

They're gonna get a slap.

- Do they get their things out?

- Do they? - No!

- I'm not getting slapped round the face with no cock, mate.

[laughing]

- [Gemma] I just don't need it, I'm not being funny.

[laughing and screaming]

- Oh my god.

- Everyone ready for the Chippendales?

- Chippendale's!

[screaming]

- Yeah, baby.

- [Billie] Ricky's like--

- Yay!

[laughing]

- [Joey] I'm putting 500 on black.

- [Arg] I'm going for red.

- [Joey] Cool.

- Come on red, come on red.

- Come on black, come on black, please.

[tense music]

- [Arg] No!

[tense music]

- Yes!

- Oh, I'm skint for that one.

Oh mate, oh, I just lost 500 quid.

- Don't worry about that, mate, I just won a grand.

[cheering]

- [Announcer] Girls' night out begins in 10...

nine, eight, seven, six,

five, four, three, two, one.

[cheering]

[bells tolling]

[intense rock music]

♪ Without a care

♪ I've got a need for crazy

♪ A black glitch comes howling

♪ Don't let it all slip away

♪ Oh I'm on my knees

♪ Now she's got a hold of me

♪ S-E-X is the remedy X-T-C is the rush ♪

♪ I know we got the chemistry

♪ Come follow me if you want any ♪

♪ S-E-X is the remedy X-T-C is a rush ♪

♪ I know we've got the chemistry ♪

♪ If you want any come and follow me ♪

♪ Come follow me

♪ Come follow me

[intense rock music]

[cheering]

[upbeat electronic music]

[slot machines chiming]

- Hello.

- Hi. - Hi.

- What's up with you, you all right, mate?

Looking lovely.

So, you're looking forward to DJing, Popes?

- I am, I'm a little bit nervous.

- Am I invited?

- Of course you're invited.

- Right, see you later.

- Bye guys. - Bye.

- Was Tom just flirting with you?

- I don't know.

[electronic dance music]

- Who's that?

- Oh, wow.

- Come on. - Who is it?

- [Jasmin] Look what Charlie just wrote.

- [Abi] How cheeky.

- [Jasmin] Fancies a bit of--

- What?

- I can't believe he's texting that forward.

- I know, he's being really forward.

This is quite sexual.

- Get in there, Jas.

- I don't think Ferne's gonna be too happy with you.

- We're not friends, we don't go out or anything.

I don't have a problem with her but he's single, so...

- She's quite a feisty character isn't she?

- [Jasmin] Yeah, but like-- [Abi] So's Jas.

- I'm here to have fun.

- [Joey] Yeah, it's fine.

- Whatever happens, happens, you know what I mean.

- Do whatever you like, we'll look after Abi.

- Why don't you all come?

We'll all play strip poker.

- Don't wanna see Charlie's body, thanks.

I'm quite happy, thanks.

[laughing]

[sombre music]

♪ Excuse me for a while

♪ While I'm wide-eyed and I'm so down caught in the middle ♪

- There you are.

You all right?

- Any boyfriend in my position,

one, I didn't wanna be there.

Two, if you're gonna do that sort of shit I don't care,

just do it with your friends,

not while I've got a front row ticket

to the Chippendale and Jess show.

I don't wanna watch that, I don't appreciate that.

- Okay fair enough, but did you expect me to be like,

"I absolutely can't come up, sorry, 'cause he's here."

It would have been so embarrassing

for you if I'd have done that.

- No, it wouldn't have been embarrassing for me,

I'd have realised that you respect me

a lot more than you did.

If I was at a girls' strip show I would say,

"Look, sorry, I've got a girlfriend.

"I'm not gonna get onstage and dance with a stripper."

I'm not angry at you, I'm pissed off at the situation

like any boyfriend in the whole world would be.

- [Jess] Okay, fair enough.

Well you're silly for storming off.

You shouldn't have done that.

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, one second.

- We were all on a funny night out.

- One second, I'm not on a funny night out.

You and your girls are on a funny night out.

I'm a straight geezer watching a load of fellas

with their cocks out dancing around the stage.

- [Jess] If I had said to him--

- It ain't my thing.

- Everyone was watching, we were all together,

it was a party, I couldn't turn around and be like,

"No, I'm not gonna go."

- Are you gonna let me?

- [Jess] Go on.

- Look at your attitude, you're in the wrong, Jess.

- [Jess] No but you're always--

- Why am I in the wrong for storming off?

- [Jess] I'm in the wrong, I'm in the wrong.

- So why am I in the wrong for storming off

while you're on the stage with a Chippendale.

- I couldn't find you, I was outside.

- I was outside at the bar.

- Is everything okay? - No, not really.

- Yeah, let's talk about it inside.

I understand why he's pissed off.

- What's wrong?

- Listen, at the end of the day,

I would be happy for you and the girls

to go to the show and do what you want.

- Yeah, but you came.

- I don't don't wanna be front row to it

watching a load of geezers.

- You're such a brat.

Why are you such a brat?

Ricky, why are you so aggy?

- [Lucy] Can I just say something?

- But I wasn't aggy though.

- [Sam] But you are aggy.

- No, but, Sam, wait. - You're so aggy.

- Why is everyone-- - Listen.

- All right, all right, if you'll calm, I'll calm.

- You're annoying, you're so annoying, fuck off.

- No, no, Ricky, just quickly--

- Come on, Lucy, let's go, you're annoying.

- No, no, I just wanna say something.

- Look at your relationship, look at mine.

I'm still with mine, you're not, all right?

Remember that.

- Who cheated, who didn't?

Fuck off.

♪ You gotta help me out

♪ It's all a blur last night

♪ We need a taxi 'cause you're hungover and I'm broke ♪

♪ I lost my fake ID

♪ But you lost the motel key

♪ Spare me your freaking dirty looks now don't blame me ♪

[electronic dance music]

♪ Singing the sun don't shine

♪ The sun don't shine

♪ The sun don't shine

♪ The sun don't shine without you ♪

♪ Without you

- After all the arguing last night

I felt there was, like, evil around us

so I'm wearing the big eye today.

This gets rid of all the evil.

- [Bobby] The Turkish eye.

- Yeah, the evil eye.

- Is that true

- Yeah, 100%.

♪ Without you

- Right, Pops, can you just hold the mirror up for me?

- Yeah, what are you doing?

- I'm getting hair agg, so--

- Is this some kind of, like, ghetto trick?

- You didn't think I brought it to brush my teeth, did you?

[laughing]

- [Lauren] We all know you don't brush your teeth.

- This won't be big enough.

- What are you doing?

- You know, like, baby hairs,

in the wind they're really aggy.

So if you do it with a toothbrush,

them fine hairs just get, like, really tucked in.

- I see the theory, yeah.

- You need to do that, Pops.

- Oh, next time.

- I can't say I've ever brushed my hair

with a toothbrush, no.

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, dig with me, yeah, dig with me.

You ever digged a truck before?

- Wait, to be fair, yeah,

we could have been at a pool party today

and you've taken us to a big pile of mud.

What's the point of it?

I don't want to be a tractor driver.

- [Tom] Is this another competition for Arg and Joey?

- He thinks he's better at a lot of things than me.

I've already won with gambling.

- So this is another challenge?

- Yeah, basically, I think today I spoke to him,

you can play basketball.

You get the digger and you go like that

and you dig it and you get a basketball

and you gotta put it in a hoop.

So we can play hoop better than that.

- Thanks for including me in the challenge, boys.

[laughing]

- I'm hanging from last night still, though.

- Tom, tell us the truth, what actually happened?

- We had a little kiss in the club, left,

and then had a little limo ride around Vegas.

- You slept with her in a limo?

- I'm not telling you that, mate.

- Did you?

- You slept with her in the limo, didn't you?

- [Arg] 100%.

- No, no.

- What I don't get about her though,

I haven't spoken to her since everything happened in Ibiza

and then come out here and it seems like she's on it again.

- I can't believe she chose you over me.

Is it just like a one-night thing or are you gonna--

- I don't know, I don't know, I'm gonna speak to her.

[upbeat hip-hop music]

- You two look absolutely amazing.

- We belong in Vegas, don't we?

- You definitely belong in Vegas.

- I just love it here 'cause I can wear all my jewellery

all the caftans and the sequins.

- Nothing's too much.

They're hilarious, Bobby.

- My only worry is a need a bikini line wax.

- I must admit you do, actually.

- I've got a couple of hairs sprouting out.

Just a few strips on and off.

Totally inspired by the Chippendales.

- I know.

- Oh my god, Jess, not being funny

but what happened last night?

- Oh my god, what was meant to be an absolute joke

and mucking about and stuff like that

just turned into an absolute disaster.

It went from bad to worse.

We're standing there in the middle of the Vegas Strip,

it was Sam and Ricky having a massive row

and then it got really heated and personal.

- It's ridiculous.

- It's awkward for me because Sam's one of my best mates,

I've got Ricky, obviously, my boyfriend,

them two are rowing, I've got my birthday night out tonight.

Are they both gonna come, are they gonna row, it's just--

- Awkward.

- This is ridiculous.

It's the first night in Vegas and pretty much

we're all rowing over the Chippendales.

- [Lauren] What's going on with you and Ferne?

Fill us in.

- A lot's going down at the moment, to be honest.

Like, last night I had loads of missed calls

and I was thinking to myself, does she know something?

Does she think something's gone on

or does she just generally want to talk to me about stuff?

- Does she know you're talking to Jasmin?

- I don't think so, no.

- Obviously not because she's gonna go mental.

- That's what made me think, why is she ringing me?

Does she know that I'm talking to Jasmin?

I don't know.

- Are you bothered if she finds out?

- No, 'cause I'm single and I can do what I want.

- By going anywhere with Jasmin

will kill anything ever in the future with Ferne,

so you need to think about that.

- Yeah, you're not messing with a stranger now.

You're messing with someone that's in a similar clique.

- [Chloe] You're shitting on your doorstep, Charl.

- [Lauren] There's only so much a girl will forgive.

You're such a show-off.

[cheering]

- Vegas, Vegas, Vegas.

- Mario.

- Mario, who are you trying to impress?

[upbeat rock music]

- Are you guys ready to play some basketball?

♪ Highway to the danger zone

- [Foreman] Nice and easy, guys.

- [Arg] Oh, no, shit.

- [Joey] Yes, waste man, waste man.

- So annoying.

[laughing]

♪ Highway to the danger zone

[cheering]

- Oh my word.

Too much.

- What are you saying?

♪ Highway to the danger zone

♪ Racks, racks, racks, 'til the ATM jam ♪

♪ Tell me what you wanna do

♪ I've got racks, racks, racks, 'til the ATM jam ♪

♪ Tell me what you wanna do

♪ You a badass bitch, a badass bitch ♪

♪ That thong get lost in that fat ass bitch ♪

♪ I got racks, racks, racks 'til the ATM jam ♪

♪ Tell me what you wanna do

♪ Ayo P. do that freaky jam on the beat ♪

- Hello! - Hi!

- It's a bit weird, but...

- It's gonna be.

- Hello.

- [Bobby] Hello darling.

- Oh my god. - You look amazing.

[girls chattering away happily]

♪ They shootin' in the parking lot ♪

♪ Everybody get low

♪ They shooting in the parking lot ♪

♪ It ain't where you wanna go

- Hey! - Hello!

- How are you?

- It's really great to see you.

How's your trip been?

- Really good, really good.

What've you been up to?

- What have we been doing?

Nothing really, like, chilling.

- Chilling, is this the first pool party you've been to?

- Yeah.

- This is our first as well.

- Have you been here before?

- Yeah, we come here last year, all us girls.

- Really.

- I haven't been before, have you?

- Yeah, I was here, like, a month ago.

- Was you? - Yeah.

- [Lucy] God.

- Well, anyway, we're gonna go and get a drink, so...

- Okay, see you in a bit.

- See you. - Bye.

- I like Billie's caftan.

- I'm so happy to be in Vegas

I'm not bothered but it was like a total blank.

- I don't get it though,

because you and Sam are all right now.

- I know, I totally made up with Sam and me and Lucy

are cool, I've not a problem with anyone but, like--

- Maybe she feels awkward or something.

- She should after her behaviour.

♪ Are you crazy, are you crazy, are you crazy, are you crazy ♪

♪ Must be stupid if you think that we can start again. ♪

- Did you see the talent around the pool?

- There's quite a bit, isn't there?

- Well, look at bloody Tweedledum and Tweedledee.

This whole trip I've been, like,

walking on eggshells, nervous,

the fact that he's out here at the same time is difficult.

- This is your test, though.

This is whether you're gonna know

whether you wanna get back with her or not.

- The thing is, you look amazing

so how much is he eating his heart out over you?

- The thing is, I think to myself, honestly--

- Hello, we've got wine here.

- Come on, girls, get the glasses.

Shall I pop my cork?

- Pop the cork.

[upbeat dance music]

- It's so hard.

- Will you speak to him?

- I will speak to him.

- You know what he looks like?

Smarmy little prick.

[laughing]

- They're both as bad as each other.

We've all heard about Mario.

- What do you mean, both?

- You've obviously heard about Mario.

- What?

- It's never ending, go on, Bob, regale us.

- What, what now?

- Not official, but I've heard

he's sleeping with Lauren Pope.

- Oh my god.

- [Gemma] Girls, be on your guard, that's all I'm gonna say.

- They're both such secret squirrels

they've probably shagged and no one knows about it.

[upbeat music]

- [Elliot] Good evening.

- What's your name, sir?

- Mr. Wright.

♪ Baby, baby, I got a car for you ♪

♪ I got a whip for you

♪ Black card for you

♪ Ball hard for you

♪ I know you wanna get fancy

♪ I know you wanna start dancing ♪

♪ You know you're looking so damn fly ♪

- Does this limo bring back any memories?

Would you say it was the best limo ride you've ever had?

- It was up there.

[laughing]

- [Joey] What about this one? - Literally.

[laughing]

[electronic dance music]

♪ I don't know where we are

♪ But can you bring me to paradise ♪

- [Sam] Here she comes, the birthday girl.

- [Gemma] Woo! - [Billie] Jess!

- We need to get the champagne ready for her.

- [Billie] Jessica!

- Hello, you look gorgeous.

- [Gemma] You look amazing, Jess.

- We've been waiting for you to open this.

- You excited about your birthday?

- Yeah. - [Gemma] How are you feeling?

- Oh, not very good.

- Jess?

- I can't believe I am sitting here saying this

but we've broken up.

[gasping]

Just got home from the pool party

and everything that has been going on

it's been coming to a head and we've just

not stopped rowing and then--

- Try and not get upset.

- I know, sorry.

- [Billie] No, don't, no, it's fine.

- It's your birthday, why is he ruining it?

- [Billie] Yeah, what the hell?

- We just, like, recently we've not been getting on.

We keep rowing over nothing, so...

- [Gemma] Go on, you can cry.

- I'm sorry, I can't believe this is happening.

- We've gotta get out of this nightclub.

We can't enjoy the night like this.

- Sorry.

- [Sam] No. - [Gemma] No, don't be sorry.

- You know when you talk about it?

- Yeah, it makes it worse.

- You need to drink.

[champagne cork popping]

[laughing]

- Gemma, we need a drink.

- I've given everything in my heart,

like, I couldn't have given more.

I should have left, I should have left before.

- Do you feel like it's just over now, it's the end?

- Yeah, I can't believe I'm sitting

in Vegas saying it, but yeah.

[electronic dance music]

- It's two nil up, yeah?

- I'm pretty used to Joe beating me at things, but--

- Everything.

- But to be two nil down is making me angry.

- [Tom] There's two blonde American girls right there.

- Let me see.

- The one I can see looks quite salty.

- I'm going over.

- Do you want me to come with you?

- Joey versus Arg.

- All right, girls? - [Arg] Hello, girls.

- Hi.

- You all right?

- [Arg] How are you doing, you all right?

- Where are yous from?

- We're from here, where are you from?

- We're from Essex.

- Oh. - Essex.

- I have no idea where that is.

- [Tom] Hello girls. - Hello, how are you?

- It's somewhere, like, in London, do you know London?

- I do know London.

- [Joey] You ever been there before?

- No. - Lulu London.

- What are your names, girls?

- Erika.

- Erika and...

- Derek.

[laughing]

- Why, is that funny?

- [Joey] No, it's cool.

- It's Vegas, surprise.

- It's cool, this is cool, it's cool.

- No, it's cool, yeah.

- [Joey] What do you do, Derek?

- I impersonate Britney.

- [Arg] Do you? - Yeah.

- Okay, I like Britney.

- Britney who?

- [Arg] Britney Spears.

- Oh, you impersonate Britney Spears?

- Is there another Britney?

- I don't know, is there? - No.

- I don't think there is.

- No, there's not.

- I know a Britney in Essex,

but I don't think that's who this is.

- Oh, no, oh, okay.

- Listen, for a bit of fun,

a bit of a laugh, we've only just met you

but you're more than welcome to join us

this evening for a bit of a party and a bit of fun.

- Where are you guys going?

- [Joey] 1 OAK, there's gonna be loads of, like--

- Oh, 1 Of A Kind.

- I love 1 OAK.

Can we go with him to the party, then I'm going with him.

- Yes, yes.

[laughing]

[upbeat dance music]

♪ Baby tonight I need you

- Hello stranger. - Stranger.

- How are you?

- Not too bad, you?

- You look nice. - Likewise, all right?

- Thank you, yeah.

- Enjoying Vegas?

- Oh my god, it's amazing.

- It is good, it's very good.

- Are you gonna get me a drink or what?

- As long as you don't throw this one over me.

[laughing]

- I'll have a red wine then.

No, can I have a white wine spritzer please?

- Can I have one white wine spritzer, please?

- [Bartender] Absolutely.

- I don't know why I feel nervous.

- [Mario] Do you feel nervous?

- You look nervous as well. - No.

- It feels nice, though, we can just talk.

- It's nice to finally be friends.

I didn't think we'd actually ever be here.

- I was looking forward to seeing you.

It kind of put a damper on it

because everyone was talking about you at the pool today.

- Why?

- Because apparently you're getting with

Lauren Pope out here.

- I'm not getting with Lauren Pope.

End of the day, I'm glad we are where we are now, yeah?

- Is that a yes or a no?

- It's not a yes and it's not a no.

- What?

- It doesn't even matter, you know it doesn't matter.

- I know it don't matter, I wish you'd just answer it.

You've not done anything with her

then you've got nothing to hide, have you?

Nothing to worry about 'cause she'll just say no.

- Lucy, we're not together anymore.

- Yeah, I know we're not together but what's the problem?

- There's no problem.

- What I'm saying is--

- Okay, okay, okay.

- If I or someone else goes up to her and go,

"Oh, are you seeing Mario?"

What does it matter then?

- Okay.

- So what's the big deal?

- There's no big deal.

- I don't know what to even say to you

because you're not being honest.

- Likewise.

- Why am I not being honest?

I just said I like seeing you, you look well,

that's not honesty?

- Okay, but the Lauren Pope stuff's not, you know it's not.

- Well then if it's not then she'll say it to me, won't she?

And then you've got nothing to worry about.

- Lucy, I haven't got anything to worry about regardless,

that's what I'm saying to you.

- Yeah, I know you haven't 'cause I'm not with you

so you can do what you want.

I just wanted a straight answer just 'cause

you were friends with her when you was with me,

that's the only thing that is bothering me.

- Okay, go and speak to Lauren then, that's fine.

- Anyway, let's not ruin this

'cause I've come here and it's been nice

so let's just leave it at that, yeah?

Thank you for my drink.

I can't be bothered with this bullshit.

♪ Oi hear the baseline

♪ If you're buzzin' show me a sign ♪

- Are you just using me to make your ex jealous?

- No, definitely not.

♪ Creeping in the dark with no fools ♪

- I don't know about you,

but what do you think of American guys?

- They're not my cup of tea.

Unless someone, like, drop-dead gorgeous

walks in front of me--

- I can't imagine being single again.

- It's gonna take time, you're not gonna--

- You're not gonna think about another man yet.

- No, no way, it'll take at least a couple of months.

Do you know what I mean?

- I just can't believe I'm in Vegas and this happened.

[cheering]

- Hey girl.

- [Gemma] You work it.

- Hey honey.

- How fun is that?

[confetti canon exploding]

[screaming]

[laughing]

- Oh my god. - Oh my god.

Give me a bloody vodka.

- Jess!

- Oh, thanks, honey.

- Thank you, sweetie.

- Thank you.

Girls.

- Who do you think sent that vodka over?

- The club, surely, like, 'cause it's my birthday.

- Oh my god, what is that?

Oh my god.

[speaking in foreign language]

[screaming]

- Elliot!

- Happy birthday, babe.

You all right?

- Oh my god, I'm so glad you're here.

[laughing]

- Thought you would have a family party in Vegas

and I wasn't gonna turn up?

- What are you doing here, why are you here?

- It's your party, innit?

I'm not gonna miss it.

- Oh, you couldn't have come at a better time.

- [Gemma] Oh, thanks, El.

- You all right, what are you crying for, silly?

- A million things.

- Just happy that you're here.

- I weren't gonna miss out, was I?

- Good shout.

- Oh my god, I can't believe it.

You are a nice surprise, Elliot.

- Am I really, Jess?

- [Jess] Yes you are.

- It's nice to be here.

[upbeat dance music]

- Have you been with him?

- I've seen Charlie a little bit.

We haven't really, yeah, I've seen him a little bit, yeah.

- Getting a bit hot and sweaty, Arg?

- No. - [Billie] Under that suit.

- Feeling under pressure, Arg?

- No, not at all.

No, we have seen him a little bit, yeah.

- We've heard that he's been texting, sexting Jasmin.

- I don't know about that.

- What do you know?

- I don't know too much, Ferne, I honestly don't.

At the end of the day, Charlie is a friend of mine

and he is Joey's cousin so I'm not gonna, like--

- I was with him for a very long time,

I think that I should know the truth.

- I've not heard at all that anything has happened

with Charlie and Jasmin.

- Okay, so what have you heard, then?

- No, I've heard similar stuff to you.

Maybe they might be friendly with each other

and might be talking a little bit, I don't know,

and I don't know to the extent, I don't know

whether they like each other or whether they're just friends

but I think the best thing you could possibly do, Ferne,

is if it bothers you, if you really wanna know the truth,

all I can say is if there's anything more

you're gonna have to ask Jasmin

or you're gonna have to ask Charlie himself.

[upbeat dance music]

- All right, Lauren, babe?

- How are you?

- Really good, how are you?

Do you wanna come over?

- You all right?

- Good, thank you.

- I'm gonna leave you two to have a little chat.

I'll see you in a bit.

[sighing heavily]

- The thing is, at the end of the day, Lauren,

I can't have an opinion on this because I'm not with him.

- I don't wanna sit here and say whatever I like.

Your issue is with Mario.

- I haven't got an issue, is what I'm saying.

I haven't got an issue at all,

but this is, obviously we're gonna be around each other

and all the girls going,

"You need to find out, you need to find out."

Honestly, I've got no right to find out

'cause he's not my boyfriend

at the end of the day, Lauren, is he?

I've got no right, but I think the thing

that's been bothering me is that

he used to speak about you and be friends with you

when I was with him and that's the only thing

to me that upsets me a little bit.

- We have just been friends, it was a drunken thing.

I was absolutely--

- What, just a one-night stand?

- No, I didn't sleep with him,

there was nothing like that at all,

like, I would never do that.

That's really not my style.

- A drunken snog?

Okay, that's fine, I can't comment, can I?

But, like, how long ago was it?

Was it within the last week?

- It was in Vegas.

- What?

- I wouldn't take it as anything serious.

- No, no, I won't, and I know things happen.

- We're just friends and we were really drunk.

- I know things happen when you're drunk.

- And there's nothing in it.

- No, no, it's fine, no, that's fine,

but I just don't get why, then,

he's been trying to get back with me and then he kisses you.

- He probably does want you back.

We're just two friends that got drunk

and got a little bit carried away, that's all it was.

There's nothing in it.

- Okay, that's fine, that's why he was all heated earlier

because he didn't want me to find out

because he's been trying so hard.

But I can't, again, I can't comment.

He isn't my boyfriend, is he?

That's the only thing that's a bit like,

why has he been messaging me out here

trying to get me back?

- Because he probably does want you back.

- But the can't want me that much can he

if he's kissing someone else.

- But do you want him back?

- Not really, no, especially not now.

But, anyway, thanks for being honest.

- Well, we all know what you've been up to.

♪ I just wanted you to know

♪ Baby you're the best

♪ I got that summertime, summertime sadness ♪

♪ Summertime, summertime sadness ♪

♪ Got that summertime, summertime sadness ♪

- [Narrator] Next time on "The Only Way Is Vegas"

- Vegas baby!

- [Gemma] First snog of the holiday for you.

- Oh my god.

- Don't you dare go out with her.

♪ The only way is up baby

♪ For you and me now

♪ The only way is up baby

♪ For you and me now

♪ The only way is up baby

♪ For you and me now