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- [Narrator] This programme
contains heartfelt hugs,

someone smug and a big old mug.

The tans you see might be fake
but the people are all real,

although some of what
they do has been set up

purely for your entertainment.

[yells]

Previously on The Only Way Is
Essex.

- Have a good damn day.

Firmer cam, more like bean
brain.

- I'm so tired of this,

I didn't want this because
it's gonna ruin us.

- If James Lock tries
getting with my ex-fiance

he's got another think coming.

- Jess, there's nothing to tell.

I made one mistake, that's the
truth.

[upbeat music]

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby

♪ You and me now

♪ The whole truth

♪ Would break your heart

♪ Don't know what to say

♪ Don't know what to say, say,
say ♪

- I sat there and had his
back for as long as I could,

and then literally at the end,

blurted something stupid out.

- To be honest that is a
lose-lose scenario, isn't it?

- I know it was him
that made the mistakes,

but at the same time
I've sort of not helped.

He told Jess that it was more
than once,

so instead of doing what
I do, deny, deny, deny,

he's literally held his hands up
again.

Obviously, I think his main
focus is Jess.

♪ The whole truth

♪ Would break your heart

♪ Don't know what to say
[phone ringing]

♪ Don't know what to say, say,
say ♪

- What's this thing here?

- It's called a pelmet.
- A pelmet.

- Oh. [laughs]

- Why, what's wrong with that?

- I dunno, it looks a bit--

- Well, it's not finished,
that's why--

- It looks a bit chavvy.

- Shut up, it does not.
[laughing]

- [Jess] It's been vajazzled,
don't dis the pelmet.

[laughing]
- Yeah.

At least Jessica's laughing now.

- Yeah, at least you're
laughing, Jess.

- I think that is the
first time I've laughed

and smiled in the last,

God knows how long.

I think it's just 'cause I'm
so delirious of it all now,

I dunno whether to laugh or cry.

The fact is that he betrayed me

at that first part of our
relationship.

- The thing is I can relate
a little bit of Ricky,

'cause obviously I did make
mistakes

in a previous relationship.

But it didn't mean that
I didn't still love

and adore the person, 'cause I
did.

[doorbell rings]
- Who is that?

- If you love and adore someone,

why betray them behind their
back?

- [Carol] Ricky's here.

- [Argent] Hi Rick, good to see
you mate.

- [Ricky] You alright?

[electronic pop music]

- Push it, come on.

Watch that top leg, don't let it
drop.

15, come on guys, push.

Push it, come on.

All the way to the finish.

- [Tom] Nice and easy.

- [Diags] I'm sweating.

- [Tom] It's what you need.

- Don't need this Tom, I'm
happy.

- You told me in the
winter you put on weight

to keep you warm and you
lose it in the summer.

It's now summer and
you've only got bigger.

- Hibernation, ain't it?

Fatten up in the summer so
for winter, nice and warm.

- You can't say that.
- I can say, why not?

- Just gonna be fat all year
round then.

- Don't need to work out, Abby
likes me for who I am anyway.

- Did she stay over?

- Nah.

- How many dates you
think it's gonna take?

- Three, innit?

That's my rule.

- Don't pretend like you got
rules mate.

She wants to call you her
boyfriend, definitely.

- Do you think?

- She wants to update her
Facebook status saying

in a relationship with James
Benowith.

[laughing]

- [Argent] Do you want us
to give you a bit of space?

- I'm okay with you being here
though,

I've got nothing to hide here.
- Sure.

- I know I've done stupid
things, I'm an idiot,

but it doesn't mean that I don't
wanna fight for everything,

and do whatever I can to make
things work.

I don't expect you to forgive
me, I don't.

But I just hope that you do.

- I need to just think
about what's going on,

get it in my head what's
happened,

and then see if I can
move forward with you

knowing that you've done that
stuff.

- I would never ever
make that mistake again

if you let me have another
chance.

It wouldn't happen again.

- I can't control how
my heart and head feels.

- [Ricky] I'm not saying any
different.

- I need to see what happens,

'cause I don't know now.

- But we won't know until we try
it.

- I just feel mugged off.

- I did, that's what I've done.

Look, I just wanted to
come round and talk to you,

and you know, I'll leave you
lot.

- Thank you.
- Obviously, he's not

gonna stay around and talk to me
all day.

Yeah?

- Bye.

- I love you so much, I'm sorry.

[sobbing loudly]

- My heart is broke.

[crying]

[upbeat music]

♪ We keep falling under

♪ Whoa, whoa

♪ We are full of wonder

- Wow.
- Sam.

Welcome.
[lips smacking]

- It looks, well, not done yet,

but it's changed so much
since you've come in here.

- [Gemma] Can you believe
we are about to be--

- [Both] Neighbours. [laughs]

- I'm so excited Sam.
- Look at it.

- This has happened at
the right time for me.

- You've got your shop now.
- This is my new boyfriend,

the shop is the boyfriend.
- Exactly.

- I'm in love with the shop.

I'm gonna have a love
affair with the shop.

Oh my God, there's Joey.

Alright Joe?

- He's only around the
corner as well, isn't he?

So, we're all neighbours now.

- Do you know what,

we're gonna have to get used to
it

because let be fair, we can
all work in harmony Sam.

- [Sam] I know.

- There might be a day when
Joey runs out of toilet roll,

and needs a toilet roll from
you, love.

Right, tell me about James Lock.

- Right, sayin'--
- He texted me,

he asked me for you number.

- You gave it to him, Gem!

I wondered how he got my number.

- I know you don't fancy
him, but do you know what?

It's like me, if a boy was
texting me and being a bit
flirty

it boosts you up, it gives you a
glow.

- It's very flattering, yeah.

Right, ready?

"Hi Sam, it's James, hope you're
okay.

"Me and some of the boys
are going to the races later

"and wondered if you and the
girls want to come as well."

- Right, the thing is you're not
a cow.

You wouldn't go out with
a guy so soon after Joey.

- I would never disrespect Joe,

and I know he'd probably
get the hump if he knew

that we was out with all them
lot,

but we're all single now,

like--
- Ready to mingle.

- We're not gonna just sit
indoors.

So, he's asking us to go
out with a group of boys

and a group of girls,

it's not like it's a date, it's
a fun day.

- It's not a date, it's fun.

It's not like you're gonna
fall in love with James Lock,

'cause I know you're not.

- Same with me and Argent.

But if Argent wants me to buy
me a brandy and Diet Coke,

I ain't gonna say no.

[upbeat music]

- I wanna really get some
experience at a fashion desk.

- If you get that,
that's gonna be so cool.

- I'm really nervous about the
interview,

'cause I haven't had an
interview

probably for about eight years.

I know if you shake hands
you've got to shake on top

'cause that means you're
confident.

- What is your go?
- So, you go, who's coming in?

What if we both try to
go in on top though?

[laughing]

- Whose dog's that?
- Mine.

- [Chloe] It's yours?

- Joe.
- Ferne, I don't like animals.

- Do you not?

- No, especially big brown ones.

- Where have you got the dog
from?

- Well, I've rented him.

- How much?
- 15 pound an hour,

and I've got him for the whole
day.

- 15 pound an hour?
- Yeah.

- You could've bought
a whole dog for that.

- Just kinda want, Coco.

- Babe, I don't get
what this is all about.

- You wouldn't buy me a puppy.

I just thought,

the most responsible kind of
thing to do

is try before you buy.

- A big massive chocolate
Labrador

didn't really jump into my mind.

- Ferne, have you thought about
it?

Like it's a big dog,

you do realise its gonna
do massive shits, don't ya?

[laughing]

Like we're not talking Chihuahua
shit,

we're talking big fat steaming
shits.

Which you get fined for
[bell dings]

if you leave in the street.
- Yeah.

- No more pup.

Come on, we're getting in the
way.

- What're you looking for?
- Charlie, I think

you should take the dog for a
walk.

- Bye, bye, Joe.
- See ya later Ferne,

see ya later Charles.

- Bye.
- That's a large.

- Got any air freshener?

That dog stunk.

[upbeat techno music]

- Well, I'm wearing black and
white,

so probably something like that.

- I'm not sure if hats really
suit me.

- I bet it does.

Right, let's have a look

and see what everyone
else has been wearing.

Do you ever do this?
- The thing is, yeah.

- The Queen looks cute.
- Let me see.

See, all the royals
always look really smart,

and very sophisticated.

Like, they always wear a nice
jacket,

almost like a twin set.

- That's the way it should be, I
think.

I hate it when girls wear

like the really, really short
dress.

I think, you're out somewhere
classy,

you could bump into someone
from the royal family,

and you're wearing a dress
with your bum hangin' out,

like, it's just--
- It's not a good look.

- And then at the end of the
night,

they're always the ones that are
in a bush

with their legs hanging out of
the bush.

- Yeah, I wonder how much
we spend, all you know,

if we count everything
like the outfit, shoes,

that's really nice, that's the
one.

- Well, I think you've
got to think about it.

So, your dresses you're
looking at 300 pound.

- Yeah, hats are really dear.

- Gettin' your hair done's what,
40 quid?

- Shoes, which they're bound--
- Shoes.

- To be Louboutins or Jimmy
Choos,

they're gonna be, like--
- They're gonna be 500.

- It's a good thousand pound day
out.

- What colour is your dress,
navy?

- Navy, so I think--
- Oh that's lovely.

- Navy and coral always
look nice, don't they?

- That looks really, really
nice.

- Yep, that's it.

[upbeat music]

- It was nice seeing Chloe and
Joey.

- Yeah, it was nice.

We had a good catch up together.

I was havin' a good laugh.

- Good, havin' a little coffee

until I intruded.
- Yeah, I mean, I was lookin'

after the shop, wasn't I?

I think that he can't
take really take a joke.

Like, it was only a joke,

the crocodile tears things.

- I know, but you're telling
a joke in a serious situation,

a lot of people won't find it
funny.

- All I'm saying is
that I really don't care

if he thinks I'm two faced.

I like him as an individual,

and if he thinks I'm two faced
then,

I really couldn't give a flying
fart.

So, I've been invited to go to
the races.

- Okay.

- With Sam and Bill and Gem.

- [Charlie] Yeah.

- And--

- James Lock?

- Yeah.

She genuinely doesn't wanna
go on a date with him.

- Well, then why did she say
yeah?

Why didn't she say no?

- She didn't, she was kind
of like, well, it's awkward.

- She could've got around it
differently.

I think that she could've said,

"You know what James, I've just
come out

"of a relationship--"
- You're so annoying

because you're always gonna
think that.

- I know, but that's
the right way to do it.

If someone come up to you a
coupla weeks

after we was engaged,
- She did.

- And asked you to go out on a
date,

and you said yeah okay,

but, you know, as long
as we go as a group,

then I would have the hump.
- Yeah, but he didn't picture,

oh shush.

- Your friend was going
out with my cousin,

and now she's going out
with someone else on a date.

- That's frickin' life.

- I think it would be a
good idea if you didn't go.

- I'm not going.

- [Chris] Good.

♪ We're gonna live a little

♪ Be nice just to give a little
♪

♪ Freak show sure let's live a
little ♪

♪ I'm gonna get what I
want so give a little ♪

[group cheering]
[group whistling]

- [Lucy] Thanks for
inviting us to your box.

[laughing]

- [James] Glad you could come
along.

- [Billie] In other words
you're glad Samantha come along.

[laughing]

- Shut up.

We're all here as a group,
remember?

- [Jess] She's cold,
put your arm around her.

- No.
- Can you duck it?

- Cheers girls and boys.
- Thanks for a good day.

- Cheers!
[group cheering]

[upbeat powerful music]

- Hi Chloe,
- Hello.

- I'm so sorry to keep you
waiting.

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

Right, Chloe, I didn't have
a CV for you, is that is now?

- There you go.
- Thank you, right.

What do you know about
Essex Style magazine?

- That it's a magazine based in
Essex?

- [chuckles] Well, hopefully

we're a little bit more than
that, Chloe.

So, you've got no formal
training a tall

in journalism or magazines?
- Not journalism.

I worked in a fashion company at
21,

and I started off as a showroom
model.

You know, they fit the stuff on
you.

And then I ended up helping
out in various job roles

in that company.

- Do you have any interest
in current affairs?

- What, like?

- Today's news sort of thing.

- I don't watch the news.

- [chuckling] Right, that's no
problem.

I'd like to tell you a bit
about Essex Style magazine.

We do put you into the deep end.

If there's a shoot that
comes up next week,

we'll expect you to go out.

We'll have someone help
shadowing you,

but you'll be the one that's
be doing running about

and doing the real work.

- That's no problem.

I've worked since I was 15,

I had a job in a card
shop when I was at school,

so, I'm used to working.

And obviously I'm always on the
go

'cause I've got my daughter,
and--

- That's a job in itself, isn't
it?

- Yeah.

- So, what sort of ideas
have you got then, Chloe?

- For like fashion spreads
and features and that,

I'd like to do something
different every week.

So, whether it be a mad
location, really edgy,

and then the next week really
girly.

And then another time
we could do things like,

you know like to flatter the
body.

So like, alright, we've got the
fashion,

but what about what goes
underneath it?

- What sets you apart from
anyone else

I will be interviewing today?

- Well, obviously I'm
serious about fashion.

And I'm a hard worker.

And also, I'm just like,
bustin' to have a job like this.

So, I dunno if anyone
wants it as much as me.

♪ Turn the spotlight up

♪ And get dirty on this stuff

♪ Breaking down these walls

♪ Little, little, little

- [Jess] Must say, girls,
you're looking mighty fine.

- [Sam] So do you Jess,

you look lovely.
- Thank you.

- [Billie] So, how you
feelin' about your date?

- He's not--
[laughing]

Stop it.

- Cheers to a good day.
- Cheers, girls.

[glasses clinking]

- Me out with the free single
pringles.

[laughing]

- [Jess] Single pringles.

I don't know if I'm single
or not at the minute.

I dunno, I feel like I'm single.

- You are single.

- I can't stand walking in a
room

and everyone lookin' at
me like, are you alright?

I feel like fuming.
- Yeah, it's annoying.

- I'm like, I'm fine.

I am fine.

He's the one that should be
upset.

- Ask him if he's alright.
- Ask him if he's alright,

think about how he feels, yeah.

- Even if I forgive him, 'cause
I want to,

I can't trust him ever again.

- If you did accept it
and tried to move on,

I suppose the thought of you
havin' to sleep with him,

all would be on your mind
is him and that other girl.

- Other girls, probably
like three or four.

He rung me and he was like,

"I know I admitted that
I slept with someone,

"but you should know now

"'cause I don't wanna keep lying
to you,

"it was a few times right at
the start of our relationship."

I didn't even cry, I was just
like,

"Yeah, I guessed that anyway."

I knew all along.

- Thing is, Jess, we both knew
deep down.

We were just kiddin' ourselves.

- I just look at you two and
think,

what on Earth were
these two boys thinking?

- They don't realise what they
had.

- Shame on them because
they're--

- Shame on Ricky, Mario and
Joey.

I think shame on all of them.

- I agree, we're missing all the
races.

- I'm a bit tipsy.

- You're always tipsy, Luce.

You're the biggest lightweight
ever.

- We should just choose
ones that we think--

a good name, yeah.
- Who's got a good name?

- All right, here's one.

Bunch of Arseholes.

[laughing]

- Told you it'd be a
good day out, didn't I?

- Yeah, I know.

- Girls are looking stunning.

- Yeah.
- Especially Sam.

- Yeah, you two seem like you're
in love.

- I ain't gonna lie,
I am attracted to her.

How do you feel about Lucy
coming along?

- I don't mind, mate, to be
honest.

I think it's good that
we can still be mates,

and we can still talk in the
same group,

there's no awkwardness.

- [mumbles] ruin that again.

- Let's bet on some horses.
[laughs]

- That is Connor?
- Yeah, that's it.

- Connor.
[upbeat music]

♪ Picture perfect

♪ BPM 120 messing with the bass
♪

- Are these called manicures
because they're for men or not?

[laughing]

- [Argent] I haven't had
this done for a little while.

Do they smell?

- Oh mate, oh, look at
your little toe man.

Oh look at that, that's
disgusting man.

- No Joe, I lost my toe
when I run the marathon.

It's never been the same since.

Recently, I'm not gonna lie,

I've let myself go really badly.

- [Joe] Why?

- Well, you know, a few
months ago I was slim,

looking really good looking.

Now, I've put on all my weight
again,

I've let myself--
- That's who you are, Argent.

You're not that, you're bubbly,
funny,

and like Arg, you're big, ain't
ya?

- I know I've never had a
six pack, don't get me wrong,

but I don't like being fat fat.

I liked just being a little bit
chubby,

a little bit overweight.

- Next time you wanna order a
takeaway

and I say, "Don't order a
pizza,"

when you go, "Oh, let's
get two pizzas man."

Buy one get one free, bro.

[laughing]

Mate, your feet are spotters,
mate.

- They're gettin' much better
now, they're nearly finished.

- Oh mate.

[phone rings]

- Oh, I don't believe it.

- Who is it, Gemma Collins?

- Loudspeaker.
- Loudspeaker.

Loudspeaks.
- Gemma Collins.

- [Gemma] Argey Bargey.

- What d'you want?

- [Gemma] D'you wanna go
out for lunch with me?

- No.
[laughing]

Why?

- [Gemma] No, it's fine,

I don't wanna go out for
lunch with you anyway.

- No, I'm joking.

I'll go for lunch with ya.

- [Gemma] Listen to me,

I was meant to go to the races
today,

because you know Sam and James,

they've gone to the races.

- What d'ya mean, what, just
them two?

- [Gemma] Yeah, I think Lucy
might've gone, and Billie,

but I know that James has gone
with them.

[sighs] - Well, listen,
whatever, Gem,

do you know what I mean?

- [Gem] Alright, well, what're
you doing?

- Got loads of girls tryin' to
talk to us,

but we're too busy.

[laughing]

- [Gemma] Crack on, crack on.

You need a nice bird anyway.

- Yeah, I do.

Alright darling.
- Alright then.

Bye.
- Bye.

It's just a joke.

She actually thinks the moment
she splits up with Rami,

[snaps fingers] she can have
me by the click of her fingers.

- Are you bothered by it, Joe?

- I'm not bothered, mate.
- Alright, good.

- Sam can do whatever she wants.

I'm telling ya.

- Where did you even get these
from?

- Plucked 'em myself from other
there.

- Is this like a petrol garage
job?

- No, I bought from in there.

- Well, that's very sweet of
you.

- You look like royalty today.

- I do, don't I?

- Camilla.

[laughs] I'm joking.

- Camilla?

That's fucking horrible,
don't even say that.

- I'm joking, you don't.

- I was thinking more along
the lines of Kate Middleton.

- Yeah, that's nicer.

That's what I meant.

- Yeah, alright.

- Oh look, is that roses James
has got?

- Shut up, he's got her flowers.

- Oh he's got her roses,
did you know that?

It is too soon, but they do
look quite nice together.

It's a shame, isn't it?

- [Dan] They look good
together, but it is,

I told James it's too soon as
well.

- Jess, is that Ricky?

- Yeah.

- Is he texting you
loads of messages again?

- Just message after message.

- He's trying to make
you feel sorry for him.

Don't feel sorry for him.

- No, like he genuinely

is absolutely gutted.
- No he's cut up,

he's definitely gutted.

'Course he is, he's lost you.

- It's just, like, I'm
gutted inside my heart,

because for the first
time ever we actually,

like I felt like I was in a
relationship

where we were actually going
somewhere in the future,

and I could see my life
with him, and vice versa.

And now, I just feel like
he's ruined the whole lot.

- I'm not saying it's right,
it's not right at all.

Like what he's done

is completely wrong.
- No it's fine, I want to hear

everyone's opinion.
- But all I'm saying is,

if it was before he'd
fallen in love with ya,

it might have just been enjoying
himself

and not realising what he's
doing.

And then once he'd
fallen in love with you,

he must've thought, shit, I do
love her.

And then he stopped.

- Oh Jess, you're so amazing.

You're so beautiful, you
don't even understand.

- Don't say that.

- You are.

You could have your pick of
anyone.

- I think it's something
worth fighting for.

If it was, if it was--
- Sorry.

- Oh no, don't, don't worry.

Jess, hey.

- I just miss him.

- [Lucy] I know you do.

- Had a good day?

- Yeah, it's been good.

I won.

- I lost.

- What've you lost?

- Well, I lost my money.

- Shut up.

- You gotta pay for me
to go out for a meal now.

- I don't think so.

Unlucky for you.

- Unlucky me.

I'm glad you come, I'm glad you
come.

I think we should all
do something again soon.

- Where?

- I dunno.

- Basically, you're asking
for a second group date?

- Group date, and I'm
gonna ask for a one-on-one.

[laughs]

- Ball's in your court, really.

You know he wants you, you know
he will do anything for ya.

- You have some good advice,
Dan.

- Huh?

- You have some wise words.
- Yeah Dan, I've never heard

you speak so much true words, to
be fair.

- I've experienced
more, for a 21 year old,

I've experienced quite a lot in
life.

- I know, it sounds like it.

[phone buzzes]

- [Jess] Who's that?

- I don't know, I don't know the
number.

[chuckles] it's Mario.

"We need to talk, Bentley
wants to see you."

- What do you think he's gonna
say?

- Sorry probably.

- [Jess] Sorry and that
he still loves you?

- God knows.

- Why don't you write back,
"Too little too late, mate."

- Well, either way, no
matter what happens,

I'm not gettin' back with him,

so what's the point in
meetin' up with him?

- I'm gonna go and leave
you two to chat, alright?

- Okay.
- Alright.

- Sorry Dan.
- Speak to you later.

- [Lucy] See you later.

- Mario's never gonna
give up trying with you,

you know that.

[upbeat music]

- [Ferne] I'm so gutted
I missed the races.

- [Sam] I know, it was a
really good day wasn't it?

- [Ferne] Talk about rubbing it
in.

You know I hate missing out.

- [Billie] You won't believe it,

I won twice on the horses.

- She won twice.
- You are such a Jammy Dodger.

- I know, I'm just a lucky girl.

- It's always you.

- [Sam] And James bought me some
flowers.

[laughs]

Seriously.
- What?

- [Billie] They were outside
flirting

for pretty much most of the day.

- [Sam] It wasn't, we wasn't
flirting, that's a lie.

- What happened, give me the
goss.

- We was just chattin',

and basically he was sayin',

"Oh, I think you're a nice
girl,"

this that and the other,

and he's kinda asked
me out on another date,

but just me and him.
- No way.

- Yeah.
- But you was like,

the conversation was flowing.

- Yeah, he's a nice guy, but I
don't--

- But it was nice to have
a bit of male attention.

- [Sam] I don't wanna go
out with him on my own,

'cause I don't wanna date,

and I don't wanna date anyone.

So, I said we'll all go out.

- I think that's the best
decision.

You don't wanna run,
like rush into anything.

Well, I've got to go to brunch
now.

- Have fun.
- Have fun, Ferne.

- Enjoy the brunch.

- I wish you two were coming.
- Rather you than us.

- Have a nice day.
- Bye.

- See ya later.
- Love yous.

- [Billie and Sam] Bye.

- Can't think of anything worse.

[upbeat music]

- I'd love to go to bed
with Holly Willoughby.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- Bobby, maybe you're not gay.

- But then some lunch
times I think I'd rather go

on Phil Scofield.

I need to do a this morning
sandwich, Holly and Phil.

- [Gemma] Yeah, and then decide.

- And then decide who I like
more.

I've slept with girls in the
past,

I think I've slept with
like five or six girls.

- How did that feel like?

Did you enjoy it?
- They'd be up it,

they loved you.

- I do remember going
'round a girl's house,

my girlfriend at the time,

and then the brother was lying
on the sofa in his Calvins

watching Arsenal on the telly,

and I was like, I should've been
with him.

And I think that's when

I had the realisation.
- No.

- Right.

- I like men, I like men, I like
men.

- [Charlie] Just so we
know, she likes men.

- I love them.
- That's why it'll never work

with you and me, is it, Gem?

- No, I know.

- I wanna find someone,

I wanna experience all
aspects of a relationship,

doesn't matter if it was Bobby
or you,

I want that.
- Yeah, you want that.

- Don't matter to me who it is.

But I haven't got that urge.

It's like something's missing in
my brain.

I dunno, it's horrible.

I reckon we should get in that
tent,

go and have a dance, go and have
a mingle,

if anyone catches your eye, get
in there.

[upbeat music]

- It was well scary, the
interview,

'cause I went in there, and it
was like,

she had like a lot of questions.

She was just firing 'em at me.

- What questions did she ask?

- She asked me the annoying
ones.

You know when they go, so what
do you bring to the company?

And I was like, but anyway,
forget that.

I must've done something
right, 'cause I got the job.

- [Group] Good work.

[cheering]
[laughs]

- Well, listen, Ferne's gonna
pop here in a little bit,

she's gonna come with us.

I invited her along if that's
alright.

- Course it is, no problem.
- It's fine.

- She was meant to go to the
races.

That James Lock invited her
to go with Sam and that,

and all the girls.

He said that he's just invited
them all out as friends.

- That's his line, like,

in case he gets mugged
off and they say no.

"It was only as friends."

- He's more like the sort of,

I'll say more the sort of boy

that she sort of always wanted.

I genuinely do think they quite
suit.

I'm happy for her, you know what
I mean?

- I didn't think I'd hear you
say that.

- [Chris] Yeah, that's a good
sign.

♪ Remember you

♪ And the way you shine like
truth ♪

- To be fair, I like Ricky.

- Yeah, but he's in an
absolutely terrible state

at the minute.

- By admitting to what he's
done,

he's caused this problem.

I always said to the boys,

"Don't ever admit to nothing,

"ever, that you've done."

- [Jess] You're really digging
yourself--

- No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.

- You're just digging yourself
in a hole.

- I'm not.
- So, when we first started

our relationship, and
when we used to row about,

"Oh, did you cheat on me?" or
whatever,

and you say, "No, no, no,"

are you telling me now
that you never admitted it?

Are you?

It wouldn't bother me now,
too long in our relationship.

- I didn't, but what I'm saying

is from Jessica's point of
view--

- We wouldn't know now,

'cause you said you'd never
admit it.

- Point is, you two have been
together 30 years this year,

and you probably did do
something at the beginning

of your relationship.
- Not that you did,

and I don't care now.
- And I'm sure

you probably did.

But if you'd broken up then
because of it,

you wouldn't have had us kids

and you wouldn't be sitting here
now,

and having the conversation that
you are.

- You just have to make amend of
it,

and you think, right, block
that out, block that out.

- Just make sure, if you do go
back,

it's for the right reasons,
not the wrong reasons, yeah?

- It's our 30th wedding
anniversary this year.

- But you two made 30 years.

- That's two life sentences,
30 years, remember that.

- You wouldn't take back a day,
darling.

- Dad, you're not meant
to describe your wedding,

your marriage like that.

- I've got nothing to hide, so
what?

- Ricky, oh my god.

- [Carol] Oh Ricky.

- Look, I know you wanted
time and you wanted space

and you didn't want me to come
here

or you wanted time with your
family, and I understand that.

But I didn't want you think
that I was just sitting at home

not thinking about ya.

I wrote something that come from
my heart,

but I wanna prove to ya that I
don't care

what anyone else thinks, right?

It all started out as love's
young dream,

with romance and chemistry
that flowed like a stream.

We never knew what had
hit us, it felt like love.

I'd been sent an angel
from the heavens above.

I'll wait till the end,
I'll never stop trying,

'cause you're my world
and there's no denying

without you I'm lost,
I'll never find my way,

but for now I'll keep
dreaming of that special day.

- Well done, Rick.
[clapping]

Ricky, good boy.

Well done.

- Thank you.

- Yeah, I don't want
to interrupt your meal,

I just wanted you to know
I'm not just sittin' around

hoping everything will be all
right.

- I know how sorry you are,
and I know you regret it,

I just need time to
know how I'm gonna feel,

and that is the absolute
truth from my heart.

[upbeat inspiring music]

- [Chris] First of all,
congratulations Chloe

for her new job.
- Thank you, yay.

- And congratulations to Joey.

- Yeah.
- For moving on.

And good luck, cheers to that.

- [Group] Congratulations.

- The Ferne has arrived.
- Hello.

- Chin chin.
- Hey babe.

- [Ferne] Hello gorge.

- Listen babe,

I hope you're alright about
not going to the races.

- I was actually a good
girlfriend.

- You done the right thing.
- You are.

- But I was a bit gutted,

because I think I love getting
dressed up,

I love going out with the girls.

- Yeah I know, but--
- Oh Ferne, don't worry.

You can go to the races any
time.

- They said that they had
a really good day out.

- Really?

- Do you wanna go to the races,
Ferne?

I'm gonna get you an horse.

I'm gonna get you a
Shetland pony right here,

now go an' get one, Joe.

- [Chris] What did she say about
James?

- Well, she didn't really go
into detail.

- [Joey] Oh well they must've
had a kiss.

- He asked her out on a second
date,

just them two, and she said no.

She said that she like totally--

- What you gonna say yeah, pie.

Love it, live it, want it, sing
it, go on.

[laughing]

- What is wrong with you?

- Oh Joey, you're so funny.

- I've got a bone to pick with
you.

- What?

- I hear that you've been
calling me two faced.

- Yeah?

- Why do you think I'm two
faced?

- 'Cause you are.

- Yeah, but tell me why.

- Why are you even bringing this
up?

Like you're fuming about it?

I don't care.

- Oh we don't need another row.

- No, no I'm not--
- Ferne.

- You're fuming, mate.
- Listen, I know you're upset

about the races, but we
don't need another row.

- No, it's not, no it's not
another row.

No, it's not that.

It's just--

- Well, if you want me to
properly explain to his face

you're quite understanding
and quite sensitive.

- 'Cause that's what I'm like as
a person.

But behind his back, I'm
cracking jokes.

- I don't mind if you do that,

but then don't ring me
and text me saying sorry.

- I just wanna justify myself.

You asked me to text him.

"This is gonna cause a
massive row with my family,

"I don't want you to be like Sam
says."

No, no, no, we're not getting
into that.

Because she hasn't said
anything.

- Unbelievable, Ferne, listen,

I wouldn't throw your weight
around

because, listen, I don't
wanna fall out with you.

But let's just leave it
right there, leave it.

Don't [mumbles] in front of me.

- You're firing up.

- Listen, don't talk to him
like that in front of me.

After all we've just been
through,

we're all mates, we're having a
nice time.

- Yeah, I know, no, no.
- I'm stressed.

- People people people, look.

Ferne, leave it, be quiet.
- I just wanna justify myself.

Look, because--
- You are two faced,

just leave it.

- [Ferne] I'm not two faced,
though.

[crosstalk drowns out speakers]

- [Chris] Ferne, where are you
going?

- Ta ta.
- It's unnecessary.

It's like we can't do
anything and just be happy.

It's always like, look,
I'm full on shaking.

It's just, I can't keep watching
people

being mean to my family all the
time.

It's really pissing me off.

She can be two faced, Charlie.

- [Narrator] Next time
on The Only Way Is Essex.

- You're a fucking joke.

- Oh yeah, whatever.

- You're a scumbag.

How many times, Mario,
did you cheat on me?

30, 40, 50?
- Seven times, seven times.

- How many times did you sleep
with a girl

and then come home.

and get in my bed?
- Seven times.

Seven times, Lucy.

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby

♪ With you and me

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby

♪ You and me

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby

♪ You and me now