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- [Narrator] This programme contains heartfelt hugs,

someone smug and a big old mug.

The tans you see might be fake but the people are all real,

although some of what they do has been set up

purely for your entertainment.

[yells]

Previously on The Only Way Is Essex.

- Have a good damn day.

Firmer cam, more like bean brain.

- I'm so tired of this,

I didn't want this because it's gonna ruin us.

- If James Lock tries getting with my ex-fiance

he's got another think coming.

- Jess, there's nothing to tell.

I made one mistake, that's the truth.

[upbeat music]

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby

♪ You and me now

♪ The whole truth

♪ Would break your heart

♪ Don't know what to say

♪ Don't know what to say, say, say ♪

- I sat there and had his back for as long as I could,

and then literally at the end,

blurted something stupid out.

- To be honest that is a lose-lose scenario, isn't it?

- I know it was him that made the mistakes,

but at the same time I've sort of not helped.

He told Jess that it was more than once,

so instead of doing what I do, deny, deny, deny,

he's literally held his hands up again.

Obviously, I think his main focus is Jess.

♪ The whole truth

♪ Would break your heart

♪ Don't know what to say [phone ringing]

♪ Don't know what to say, say, say ♪

- What's this thing here?

- It's called a pelmet. - A pelmet.

- Oh. [laughs]

- Why, what's wrong with that?

- I dunno, it looks a bit--

- Well, it's not finished, that's why--

- It looks a bit chavvy.

- Shut up, it does not. [laughing]

- [Jess] It's been vajazzled, don't dis the pelmet.

[laughing] - Yeah.

At least Jessica's laughing now.

- Yeah, at least you're laughing, Jess.

- I think that is the first time I've laughed

and smiled in the last,

God knows how long.

I think it's just 'cause I'm so delirious of it all now,

I dunno whether to laugh or cry.

The fact is that he betrayed me

at that first part of our relationship.

- The thing is I can relate a little bit of Ricky,

'cause obviously I did make mistakes

in a previous relationship.

But it didn't mean that I didn't still love

and adore the person, 'cause I did.

[doorbell rings] - Who is that?

- If you love and adore someone,

why betray them behind their back?

- [Carol] Ricky's here.

- [Argent] Hi Rick, good to see you mate.

- [Ricky] You alright?

[electronic pop music]

- Push it, come on.

Watch that top leg, don't let it drop.

15, come on guys, push.

Push it, come on.

All the way to the finish.

- [Tom] Nice and easy.

- [Diags] I'm sweating.

- [Tom] It's what you need.

- Don't need this Tom, I'm happy.

- You told me in the winter you put on weight

to keep you warm and you lose it in the summer.

It's now summer and you've only got bigger.

- Hibernation, ain't it?

Fatten up in the summer so for winter, nice and warm.

- You can't say that. - I can say, why not?

- Just gonna be fat all year round then.

- Don't need to work out, Abby likes me for who I am anyway.

- Did she stay over?

- Nah.

- How many dates you think it's gonna take?

- Three, innit?

That's my rule.

- Don't pretend like you got rules mate.

She wants to call you her boyfriend, definitely.

- Do you think?

- She wants to update her Facebook status saying

in a relationship with James Benowith.

[laughing]

- [Argent] Do you want us to give you a bit of space?

- I'm okay with you being here though,

I've got nothing to hide here. - Sure.

- I know I've done stupid things, I'm an idiot,

but it doesn't mean that I don't wanna fight for everything,

and do whatever I can to make things work.

I don't expect you to forgive me, I don't.

But I just hope that you do.

- I need to just think about what's going on,

get it in my head what's happened,

and then see if I can move forward with you

knowing that you've done that stuff.

- I would never ever make that mistake again

if you let me have another chance.

It wouldn't happen again.

- I can't control how my heart and head feels.

- [Ricky] I'm not saying any different.

- I need to see what happens,

'cause I don't know now.

- But we won't know until we try it.

- I just feel mugged off.

- I did, that's what I've done.

Look, I just wanted to come round and talk to you,

and you know, I'll leave you lot.

- Thank you. - Obviously, he's not

gonna stay around and talk to me all day.

Yeah?

- Bye.

- I love you so much, I'm sorry.

[sobbing loudly]

- My heart is broke.

[crying]

[upbeat music]

♪ We keep falling under

♪ Whoa, whoa

♪ We are full of wonder

- Wow. - Sam.

Welcome. [lips smacking]

- It looks, well, not done yet,

but it's changed so much since you've come in here.

- [Gemma] Can you believe we are about to be--

- [Both] Neighbours. [laughs]

- I'm so excited Sam. - Look at it.

- This has happened at the right time for me.

- You've got your shop now. - This is my new boyfriend,

the shop is the boyfriend. - Exactly.

- I'm in love with the shop.

I'm gonna have a love affair with the shop.

Oh my God, there's Joey.

Alright Joe?

- He's only around the corner as well, isn't he?

So, we're all neighbours now.

- Do you know what,

we're gonna have to get used to it

because let be fair, we can all work in harmony Sam.

- [Sam] I know.

- There might be a day when Joey runs out of toilet roll,

and needs a toilet roll from you, love.

Right, tell me about James Lock.

- Right, sayin'-- - He texted me,

he asked me for you number.

- You gave it to him, Gem!

I wondered how he got my number.

- I know you don't fancy him, but do you know what?

It's like me, if a boy was texting me and being a bit flirty

it boosts you up, it gives you a glow.

- It's very flattering, yeah.

Right, ready?

"Hi Sam, it's James, hope you're okay.

"Me and some of the boys are going to the races later

"and wondered if you and the girls want to come as well."

- Right, the thing is you're not a cow.

You wouldn't go out with a guy so soon after Joey.

- I would never disrespect Joe,

and I know he'd probably get the hump if he knew

that we was out with all them lot,

but we're all single now,

like-- - Ready to mingle.

- We're not gonna just sit indoors.

So, he's asking us to go out with a group of boys

and a group of girls,

it's not like it's a date, it's a fun day.

- It's not a date, it's fun.

It's not like you're gonna fall in love with James Lock,

'cause I know you're not.

- Same with me and Argent.

But if Argent wants me to buy me a brandy and Diet Coke,

I ain't gonna say no.

[upbeat music]

- I wanna really get some experience at a fashion desk.

- If you get that, that's gonna be so cool.

- I'm really nervous about the interview,

'cause I haven't had an interview

probably for about eight years.

I know if you shake hands you've got to shake on top

'cause that means you're confident.

- What is your go? - So, you go, who's coming in?

What if we both try to go in on top though?

[laughing]

- Whose dog's that? - Mine.

- [Chloe] It's yours?

- Joe. - Ferne, I don't like animals.

- Do you not?

- No, especially big brown ones.

- Where have you got the dog from?

- Well, I've rented him.

- How much? - 15 pound an hour,

and I've got him for the whole day.

- 15 pound an hour? - Yeah.

- You could've bought a whole dog for that.

- Just kinda want, Coco.

- Babe, I don't get what this is all about.

- You wouldn't buy me a puppy.

I just thought,

the most responsible kind of thing to do

is try before you buy.

- A big massive chocolate Labrador

didn't really jump into my mind.

- Ferne, have you thought about it?

Like it's a big dog,

you do realise its gonna do massive shits, don't ya?

[laughing]

Like we're not talking Chihuahua shit,

we're talking big fat steaming shits.

Which you get fined for [bell dings]

if you leave in the street. - Yeah.

- No more pup.

Come on, we're getting in the way.

- What're you looking for? - Charlie, I think

you should take the dog for a walk.

- Bye, bye, Joe. - See ya later Ferne,

see ya later Charles.

- Bye. - That's a large.

- Got any air freshener?

That dog stunk.

[upbeat techno music]

- Well, I'm wearing black and white,

so probably something like that.

- I'm not sure if hats really suit me.

- I bet it does.

Right, let's have a look

and see what everyone else has been wearing.

Do you ever do this? - The thing is, yeah.

- The Queen looks cute. - Let me see.

See, all the royals always look really smart,

and very sophisticated.

Like, they always wear a nice jacket,

almost like a twin set.

- That's the way it should be, I think.

I hate it when girls wear

like the really, really short dress.

I think, you're out somewhere classy,

you could bump into someone from the royal family,

and you're wearing a dress with your bum hangin' out,

like, it's just-- - It's not a good look.

- And then at the end of the night,

they're always the ones that are in a bush

with their legs hanging out of the bush.

- Yeah, I wonder how much we spend, all you know,

if we count everything like the outfit, shoes,

that's really nice, that's the one.

- Well, I think you've got to think about it.

So, your dresses you're looking at 300 pound.

- Yeah, hats are really dear.

- Gettin' your hair done's what, 40 quid?

- Shoes, which they're bound-- - Shoes.

- To be Louboutins or Jimmy Choos,

they're gonna be, like-- - They're gonna be 500.

- It's a good thousand pound day out.

- What colour is your dress, navy?

- Navy, so I think-- - Oh that's lovely.

- Navy and coral always look nice, don't they?

- That looks really, really nice.

- Yep, that's it.

[upbeat music]

- It was nice seeing Chloe and Joey.

- Yeah, it was nice.

We had a good catch up together.

I was havin' a good laugh.

- Good, havin' a little coffee

until I intruded. - Yeah, I mean, I was lookin'

after the shop, wasn't I?

I think that he can't take really take a joke.

Like, it was only a joke,

the crocodile tears things.

- I know, but you're telling a joke in a serious situation,

a lot of people won't find it funny.

- All I'm saying is that I really don't care

if he thinks I'm two faced.

I like him as an individual,

and if he thinks I'm two faced then,

I really couldn't give a flying fart.

So, I've been invited to go to the races.

- Okay.

- With Sam and Bill and Gem.

- [Charlie] Yeah.

- And--

- James Lock?

- Yeah.

She genuinely doesn't wanna go on a date with him.

- Well, then why did she say yeah?

Why didn't she say no?

- She didn't, she was kind of like, well, it's awkward.

- She could've got around it differently.

I think that she could've said,

"You know what James, I've just come out

"of a relationship--" - You're so annoying

because you're always gonna think that.

- I know, but that's the right way to do it.

If someone come up to you a coupla weeks

after we was engaged, - She did.

- And asked you to go out on a date,

and you said yeah okay,

but, you know, as long as we go as a group,

then I would have the hump. - Yeah, but he didn't picture,

oh shush.

- Your friend was going out with my cousin,

and now she's going out with someone else on a date.

- That's frickin' life.

- I think it would be a good idea if you didn't go.

- I'm not going.

- [Chris] Good.

♪ We're gonna live a little

♪ Be nice just to give a little ♪

♪ Freak show sure let's live a little ♪

♪ I'm gonna get what I want so give a little ♪

[group cheering] [group whistling]

- [Lucy] Thanks for inviting us to your box.

[laughing]

- [James] Glad you could come along.

- [Billie] In other words you're glad Samantha come along.

[laughing]

- Shut up.

We're all here as a group, remember?

- [Jess] She's cold, put your arm around her.

- No. - Can you duck it?

- Cheers girls and boys. - Thanks for a good day.

- Cheers! [group cheering]

[upbeat powerful music]

- Hi Chloe, - Hello.

- I'm so sorry to keep you waiting.

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

Right, Chloe, I didn't have a CV for you, is that is now?

- There you go. - Thank you, right.

What do you know about Essex Style magazine?

- That it's a magazine based in Essex?

- [chuckles] Well, hopefully

we're a little bit more than that, Chloe.

So, you've got no formal training a tall

in journalism or magazines? - Not journalism.

I worked in a fashion company at 21,

and I started off as a showroom model.

You know, they fit the stuff on you.

And then I ended up helping out in various job roles

in that company.

- Do you have any interest in current affairs?

- What, like?

- Today's news sort of thing.

- I don't watch the news.

- [chuckling] Right, that's no problem.

I'd like to tell you a bit about Essex Style magazine.

We do put you into the deep end.

If there's a shoot that comes up next week,

we'll expect you to go out.

We'll have someone help shadowing you,

but you'll be the one that's be doing running about

and doing the real work.

- That's no problem.

I've worked since I was 15,

I had a job in a card shop when I was at school,

so, I'm used to working.

And obviously I'm always on the go

'cause I've got my daughter, and--

- That's a job in itself, isn't it?

- Yeah.

- So, what sort of ideas have you got then, Chloe?

- For like fashion spreads and features and that,

I'd like to do something different every week.

So, whether it be a mad location, really edgy,

and then the next week really girly.

And then another time we could do things like,

you know like to flatter the body.

So like, alright, we've got the fashion,

but what about what goes underneath it?

- What sets you apart from anyone else

I will be interviewing today?

- Well, obviously I'm serious about fashion.

And I'm a hard worker.

And also, I'm just like, bustin' to have a job like this.

So, I dunno if anyone wants it as much as me.

♪ Turn the spotlight up

♪ And get dirty on this stuff

♪ Breaking down these walls

♪ Little, little, little

- [Jess] Must say, girls, you're looking mighty fine.

- [Sam] So do you Jess,

you look lovely. - Thank you.

- [Billie] So, how you feelin' about your date?

- He's not-- [laughing]

Stop it.

- Cheers to a good day. - Cheers, girls.

[glasses clinking]

- Me out with the free single pringles.

[laughing]

- [Jess] Single pringles.

I don't know if I'm single or not at the minute.

I dunno, I feel like I'm single.

- You are single.

- I can't stand walking in a room

and everyone lookin' at me like, are you alright?

I feel like fuming. - Yeah, it's annoying.

- I'm like, I'm fine.

I am fine.

He's the one that should be upset.

- Ask him if he's alright. - Ask him if he's alright,

think about how he feels, yeah.

- Even if I forgive him, 'cause I want to,

I can't trust him ever again.

- If you did accept it and tried to move on,

I suppose the thought of you havin' to sleep with him,

all would be on your mind is him and that other girl.

- Other girls, probably like three or four.

He rung me and he was like,

"I know I admitted that I slept with someone,

"but you should know now

"'cause I don't wanna keep lying to you,

"it was a few times right at the start of our relationship."

I didn't even cry, I was just like,

"Yeah, I guessed that anyway."

I knew all along.

- Thing is, Jess, we both knew deep down.

We were just kiddin' ourselves.

- I just look at you two and think,

what on Earth were these two boys thinking?

- They don't realise what they had.

- Shame on them because they're--

- Shame on Ricky, Mario and Joey.

I think shame on all of them.

- I agree, we're missing all the races.

- I'm a bit tipsy.

- You're always tipsy, Luce.

You're the biggest lightweight ever.

- We should just choose ones that we think--

a good name, yeah. - Who's got a good name?

- All right, here's one.

Bunch of Arseholes.

[laughing]

- Told you it'd be a good day out, didn't I?

- Yeah, I know.

- Girls are looking stunning.

- Yeah. - Especially Sam.

- Yeah, you two seem like you're in love.

- I ain't gonna lie, I am attracted to her.

How do you feel about Lucy coming along?

- I don't mind, mate, to be honest.

I think it's good that we can still be mates,

and we can still talk in the same group,

there's no awkwardness.

- [mumbles] ruin that again.

- Let's bet on some horses. [laughs]

- That is Connor? - Yeah, that's it.

- Connor. [upbeat music]

♪ Picture perfect

♪ BPM 120 messing with the bass ♪

- Are these called manicures because they're for men or not?

[laughing]

- [Argent] I haven't had this done for a little while.

Do they smell?

- Oh mate, oh, look at your little toe man.

Oh look at that, that's disgusting man.

- No Joe, I lost my toe when I run the marathon.

It's never been the same since.

Recently, I'm not gonna lie,

I've let myself go really badly.

- [Joe] Why?

- Well, you know, a few months ago I was slim,

looking really good looking.

Now, I've put on all my weight again,

I've let myself-- - That's who you are, Argent.

You're not that, you're bubbly, funny,

and like Arg, you're big, ain't ya?

- I know I've never had a six pack, don't get me wrong,

but I don't like being fat fat.

I liked just being a little bit chubby,

a little bit overweight.

- Next time you wanna order a takeaway

and I say, "Don't order a pizza,"

when you go, "Oh, let's get two pizzas man."

Buy one get one free, bro.

[laughing]

Mate, your feet are spotters, mate.

- They're gettin' much better now, they're nearly finished.

- Oh mate.

[phone rings]

- Oh, I don't believe it.

- Who is it, Gemma Collins?

- Loudspeaker. - Loudspeaker.

Loudspeaks. - Gemma Collins.

- [Gemma] Argey Bargey.

- What d'you want?

- [Gemma] D'you wanna go out for lunch with me?

- No. [laughing]

Why?

- [Gemma] No, it's fine,

I don't wanna go out for lunch with you anyway.

- No, I'm joking.

I'll go for lunch with ya.

- [Gemma] Listen to me,

I was meant to go to the races today,

because you know Sam and James,

they've gone to the races.

- What d'ya mean, what, just them two?

- [Gemma] Yeah, I think Lucy might've gone, and Billie,

but I know that James has gone with them.

[sighs] - Well, listen, whatever, Gem,

do you know what I mean?

- [Gem] Alright, well, what're you doing?

- Got loads of girls tryin' to talk to us,

but we're too busy.

[laughing]

- [Gemma] Crack on, crack on.

You need a nice bird anyway.

- Yeah, I do.

Alright darling. - Alright then.

Bye. - Bye.

It's just a joke.

She actually thinks the moment she splits up with Rami,

[snaps fingers] she can have me by the click of her fingers.

- Are you bothered by it, Joe?

- I'm not bothered, mate. - Alright, good.

- Sam can do whatever she wants.

I'm telling ya.

- Where did you even get these from?

- Plucked 'em myself from other there.

- Is this like a petrol garage job?

- No, I bought from in there.

- Well, that's very sweet of you.

- You look like royalty today.

- I do, don't I?

- Camilla.

[laughs] I'm joking.

- Camilla?

That's fucking horrible, don't even say that.

- I'm joking, you don't.

- I was thinking more along the lines of Kate Middleton.

- Yeah, that's nicer.

That's what I meant.

- Yeah, alright.

- Oh look, is that roses James has got?

- Shut up, he's got her flowers.

- Oh he's got her roses, did you know that?

It is too soon, but they do look quite nice together.

It's a shame, isn't it?

- [Dan] They look good together, but it is,

I told James it's too soon as well.

- Jess, is that Ricky?

- Yeah.

- Is he texting you loads of messages again?

- Just message after message.

- He's trying to make you feel sorry for him.

Don't feel sorry for him.

- No, like he genuinely

is absolutely gutted. - No he's cut up,

he's definitely gutted.

'Course he is, he's lost you.

- It's just, like, I'm gutted inside my heart,

because for the first time ever we actually,

like I felt like I was in a relationship

where we were actually going somewhere in the future,

and I could see my life with him, and vice versa.

And now, I just feel like he's ruined the whole lot.

- I'm not saying it's right, it's not right at all.

Like what he's done

is completely wrong. - No it's fine, I want to hear

everyone's opinion. - But all I'm saying is,

if it was before he'd fallen in love with ya,

it might have just been enjoying himself

and not realising what he's doing.

And then once he'd fallen in love with you,

he must've thought, shit, I do love her.

And then he stopped.

- Oh Jess, you're so amazing.

You're so beautiful, you don't even understand.

- Don't say that.

- You are.

You could have your pick of anyone.

- I think it's something worth fighting for.

If it was, if it was-- - Sorry.

- Oh no, don't, don't worry.

Jess, hey.

- I just miss him.

- [Lucy] I know you do.

- Had a good day?

- Yeah, it's been good.

I won.

- I lost.

- What've you lost?

- Well, I lost my money.

- Shut up.

- You gotta pay for me to go out for a meal now.

- I don't think so.

Unlucky for you.

- Unlucky me.

I'm glad you come, I'm glad you come.

I think we should all do something again soon.

- Where?

- I dunno.

- Basically, you're asking for a second group date?

- Group date, and I'm gonna ask for a one-on-one.

[laughs]

- Ball's in your court, really.

You know he wants you, you know he will do anything for ya.

- You have some good advice, Dan.

- Huh?

- You have some wise words. - Yeah Dan, I've never heard

you speak so much true words, to be fair.

- I've experienced more, for a 21 year old,

I've experienced quite a lot in life.

- I know, it sounds like it.

[phone buzzes]

- [Jess] Who's that?

- I don't know, I don't know the number.

[chuckles] it's Mario.

"We need to talk, Bentley wants to see you."

- What do you think he's gonna say?

- Sorry probably.

- [Jess] Sorry and that he still loves you?

- God knows.

- Why don't you write back, "Too little too late, mate."

- Well, either way, no matter what happens,

I'm not gettin' back with him,

so what's the point in meetin' up with him?

- I'm gonna go and leave you two to chat, alright?

- Okay. - Alright.

- Sorry Dan. - Speak to you later.

- [Lucy] See you later.

- Mario's never gonna give up trying with you,

you know that.

[upbeat music]

- [Ferne] I'm so gutted I missed the races.

- [Sam] I know, it was a really good day wasn't it?

- [Ferne] Talk about rubbing it in.

You know I hate missing out.

- [Billie] You won't believe it,

I won twice on the horses.

- She won twice. - You are such a Jammy Dodger.

- I know, I'm just a lucky girl.

- It's always you.

- [Sam] And James bought me some flowers.

[laughs]

Seriously. - What?

- [Billie] They were outside flirting

for pretty much most of the day.

- [Sam] It wasn't, we wasn't flirting, that's a lie.

- What happened, give me the goss.

- We was just chattin',

and basically he was sayin',

"Oh, I think you're a nice girl,"

this that and the other,

and he's kinda asked me out on another date,

but just me and him. - No way.

- Yeah. - But you was like,

the conversation was flowing.

- Yeah, he's a nice guy, but I don't--

- But it was nice to have a bit of male attention.

- [Sam] I don't wanna go out with him on my own,

'cause I don't wanna date,

and I don't wanna date anyone.

So, I said we'll all go out.

- I think that's the best decision.

You don't wanna run, like rush into anything.

Well, I've got to go to brunch now.

- Have fun. - Have fun, Ferne.

- Enjoy the brunch.

- I wish you two were coming. - Rather you than us.

- Have a nice day. - Bye.

- See ya later. - Love yous.

- [Billie and Sam] Bye.

- Can't think of anything worse.

[upbeat music]

- I'd love to go to bed with Holly Willoughby.

- Really? - Yeah.

- Bobby, maybe you're not gay.

- But then some lunch times I think I'd rather go

on Phil Scofield.

I need to do a this morning sandwich, Holly and Phil.

- [Gemma] Yeah, and then decide.

- And then decide who I like more.

I've slept with girls in the past,

I think I've slept with like five or six girls.

- How did that feel like?

Did you enjoy it? - They'd be up it,

they loved you.

- I do remember going 'round a girl's house,

my girlfriend at the time,

and then the brother was lying on the sofa in his Calvins

watching Arsenal on the telly,

and I was like, I should've been with him.

And I think that's when

I had the realisation. - No.

- Right.

- I like men, I like men, I like men.

- [Charlie] Just so we know, she likes men.

- I love them. - That's why it'll never work

with you and me, is it, Gem?

- No, I know.

- I wanna find someone,

I wanna experience all aspects of a relationship,

doesn't matter if it was Bobby or you,

I want that. - Yeah, you want that.

- Don't matter to me who it is.

But I haven't got that urge.

It's like something's missing in my brain.

I dunno, it's horrible.

I reckon we should get in that tent,

go and have a dance, go and have a mingle,

if anyone catches your eye, get in there.

[upbeat music]

- It was well scary, the interview,

'cause I went in there, and it was like,

she had like a lot of questions.

She was just firing 'em at me.

- What questions did she ask?

- She asked me the annoying ones.

You know when they go, so what do you bring to the company?

And I was like, but anyway, forget that.

I must've done something right, 'cause I got the job.

- [Group] Good work.

[cheering] [laughs]

- Well, listen, Ferne's gonna pop here in a little bit,

she's gonna come with us.

I invited her along if that's alright.

- Course it is, no problem. - It's fine.

- She was meant to go to the races.

That James Lock invited her to go with Sam and that,

and all the girls.

He said that he's just invited them all out as friends.

- That's his line, like,

in case he gets mugged off and they say no.

"It was only as friends."

- He's more like the sort of,

I'll say more the sort of boy

that she sort of always wanted.

I genuinely do think they quite suit.

I'm happy for her, you know what I mean?

- I didn't think I'd hear you say that.

- [Chris] Yeah, that's a good sign.

♪ Remember you

♪ And the way you shine like truth ♪

- To be fair, I like Ricky.

- Yeah, but he's in an absolutely terrible state

at the minute.

- By admitting to what he's done,

he's caused this problem.

I always said to the boys,

"Don't ever admit to nothing,

"ever, that you've done."

- [Jess] You're really digging yourself--

- No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.

- You're just digging yourself in a hole.

- I'm not. - So, when we first started

our relationship, and when we used to row about,

"Oh, did you cheat on me?" or whatever,

and you say, "No, no, no,"

are you telling me now that you never admitted it?

Are you?

It wouldn't bother me now, too long in our relationship.

- I didn't, but what I'm saying

is from Jessica's point of view--

- We wouldn't know now,

'cause you said you'd never admit it.

- Point is, you two have been together 30 years this year,

and you probably did do something at the beginning

of your relationship. - Not that you did,

and I don't care now. - And I'm sure

you probably did.

But if you'd broken up then because of it,

you wouldn't have had us kids

and you wouldn't be sitting here now,

and having the conversation that you are.

- You just have to make amend of it,

and you think, right, block that out, block that out.

- Just make sure, if you do go back,

it's for the right reasons, not the wrong reasons, yeah?

- It's our 30th wedding anniversary this year.

- But you two made 30 years.

- That's two life sentences, 30 years, remember that.

- You wouldn't take back a day, darling.

- Dad, you're not meant to describe your wedding,

your marriage like that.

- I've got nothing to hide, so what?

- Ricky, oh my god.

- [Carol] Oh Ricky.

- Look, I know you wanted time and you wanted space

and you didn't want me to come here

or you wanted time with your family, and I understand that.

But I didn't want you think that I was just sitting at home

not thinking about ya.

I wrote something that come from my heart,

but I wanna prove to ya that I don't care

what anyone else thinks, right?

It all started out as love's young dream,

with romance and chemistry that flowed like a stream.

We never knew what had hit us, it felt like love.

I'd been sent an angel from the heavens above.

I'll wait till the end, I'll never stop trying,

'cause you're my world and there's no denying

without you I'm lost, I'll never find my way,

but for now I'll keep dreaming of that special day.

- Well done, Rick. [clapping]

Ricky, good boy.

Well done.

- Thank you.

- Yeah, I don't want to interrupt your meal,

I just wanted you to know I'm not just sittin' around

hoping everything will be all right.

- I know how sorry you are, and I know you regret it,

I just need time to know how I'm gonna feel,

and that is the absolute truth from my heart.

[upbeat inspiring music]

- [Chris] First of all, congratulations Chloe

for her new job. - Thank you, yay.

- And congratulations to Joey.

- Yeah. - For moving on.

And good luck, cheers to that.

- [Group] Congratulations.

- The Ferne has arrived. - Hello.

- Chin chin. - Hey babe.

- [Ferne] Hello gorge.

- Listen babe,

I hope you're alright about not going to the races.

- I was actually a good girlfriend.

- You done the right thing. - You are.

- But I was a bit gutted,

because I think I love getting dressed up,

I love going out with the girls.

- Yeah I know, but-- - Oh Ferne, don't worry.

You can go to the races any time.

- They said that they had a really good day out.

- Really?

- Do you wanna go to the races, Ferne?

I'm gonna get you an horse.

I'm gonna get you a Shetland pony right here,

now go an' get one, Joe.

- [Chris] What did she say about James?

- Well, she didn't really go into detail.

- [Joey] Oh well they must've had a kiss.

- He asked her out on a second date,

just them two, and she said no.

She said that she like totally--

- What you gonna say yeah, pie.

Love it, live it, want it, sing it, go on.

[laughing]

- What is wrong with you?

- Oh Joey, you're so funny.

- I've got a bone to pick with you.

- What?

- I hear that you've been calling me two faced.

- Yeah?

- Why do you think I'm two faced?

- 'Cause you are.

- Yeah, but tell me why.

- Why are you even bringing this up?

Like you're fuming about it?

I don't care.

- Oh we don't need another row.

- No, no I'm not-- - Ferne.

- You're fuming, mate. - Listen, I know you're upset

about the races, but we don't need another row.

- No, it's not, no it's not another row.

No, it's not that.

It's just--

- Well, if you want me to properly explain to his face

you're quite understanding and quite sensitive.

- 'Cause that's what I'm like as a person.

But behind his back, I'm cracking jokes.

- I don't mind if you do that,

but then don't ring me and text me saying sorry.

- I just wanna justify myself.

You asked me to text him.

"This is gonna cause a massive row with my family,

"I don't want you to be like Sam says."

No, no, no, we're not getting into that.

Because she hasn't said anything.

- Unbelievable, Ferne, listen,

I wouldn't throw your weight around

because, listen, I don't wanna fall out with you.

But let's just leave it right there, leave it.

Don't [mumbles] in front of me.

- You're firing up.

- Listen, don't talk to him like that in front of me.

After all we've just been through,

we're all mates, we're having a nice time.

- Yeah, I know, no, no. - I'm stressed.

- People people people, look.

Ferne, leave it, be quiet. - I just wanna justify myself.

Look, because-- - You are two faced,

just leave it.

- [Ferne] I'm not two faced, though.

[crosstalk drowns out speakers]

- [Chris] Ferne, where are you going?

- Ta ta. - It's unnecessary.

It's like we can't do anything and just be happy.

It's always like, look, I'm full on shaking.

It's just, I can't keep watching people

being mean to my family all the time.

It's really pissing me off.

She can be two faced, Charlie.

- [Narrator] Next time on The Only Way Is Essex.

- You're a fucking joke.

- Oh yeah, whatever.

- You're a scumbag.

How many times, Mario, did you cheat on me?

30, 40, 50? - Seven times, seven times.

- How many times did you sleep with a girl

and then come home.

and get in my bed? - Seven times.

Seven times, Lucy.

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby

♪ With you and me

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby

♪ You and me

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby

♪ You and me now