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- [Narrator] This programme contains pampered pooches,

girlfriend troubles and a heart to heart.

The tans you see might be fake, but the people are all real,

although some of what they do has been set up

purely for your entertainment.

[people cheering]

Previously on "The Only Way is Essex"

- Do you love him yet?

- Whoa! - Or you just really,

really like him?

- Jess has obviously just slated me to the ground.

So as far as I'm concerned I don't give a fuck about Jess.

- I've wrote you a letter.

- Gimme a cuddle.

I'll never stop loving you, you know that?

- Me too.

- [Woman] Have you cheated?

- I can't lie to you.

I can't look at your face and say it didn't happen.

- Oh my God.

[upbeat music]

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby

♪ For you and me now

[soft music]

♪ It's a nice day for those plans ♪

♪ But time waits for no man

♪ You'll try to call your gang

♪ They're lying on the sand

♪ And if sitting in your house is your business now ♪

♪ And to figure it out you send signals out ♪

♪ But you fear they were ignored ♪

♪ You're the chairman of the board ♪

- Mate, nothing has changed from the start, mate.

She's just given me some letter.

It's quite a load of, like basically it's a big lie.

- Was it emotional and stuff like that?

- [Joey] No, it didn't say anything nice in it.

- [Arg] Not anything nice to you,

like I'll always love you or anything like that?

- No, it didn't say anything like that.

- [Arg] Really?

- So I just threw it away.

- You threw the letter away?

- [Joey] I can't get back with her.

I don't know what Ferne's talking about either, Ferne.

- [Arg] I don't know, I don't.

- Look at how Dan.

It's Ferne, always talking about me, man.

- I've really gone off her, I must admit.

- And then so two faced, she texted me the next day

and rings me five times going

"I'm so sorry, I shouldn't have said it about you."

How two faced is that?

Two faced, so two faced, man.

- See, I don't want to be disrespectful to your cousin,

but I've gone right off her mate.

- Ferne McCann, more like bean brain.

[laughing]

- I just don't need people like that in my life.

Right so, come on Joe, where do we go from now?

- I don't know, Arg.

I ain't gone out and had fun in ages, have I?

- No, you ain't.

I've hadn't had Joey Essex around me for ages.

- [Joey] I know, mate.

- I've had this little cry baby.

- I've cried too many tears.

- [Arg] Yeah.

- I think it's about time then I man up, yeah!

- I agree, mate.

- Just for the record, Arg.

- [Arg] Go on.

- Joey Essex is 100% single.

[laughing]

That's a bold statement, mate.

♪ Time waits for no man

♪ You're the fear they worried about ♪

♪ You're the chairman of the board ♪

- This time of year they're just beautiful.

You should put one

in your hair. - How about this one?

- Oh my God that's perfect.

- That is perfect.

- And we can stick a gerbera for you Sam.

- A gerbera. - What's it called?

- Gerbera. - Gerbera.

- [Gemma] I know a lot about flowers.

- Is that a gerbera? - I don't know

anything about flowers.

- I think that's um? - An orange gerbera.

- Yeah, I think our energies are much more positive,

like the summer solstice is coming

and I'm feeling positive.

- I've never heard of summer solstice.

- Me neither, does it happen every year?

- It happens every year, but I think it's a good time

for you girls to start thinking about what you want.

- Yeah.

- You're ready for the new phase in your life Sam.

- Probably book a holiday soon, if yous are up for it.

- Let's go Vegas.

- Yeah. - Yes, Vegas.

- I would love to go, but my only fear is

I'll marry someone out there and never come back.

[laughing]

- We'll be your witnesses and your bridesmaids.

- I'd love that.

Britney Spears got nothing on me.

- I'm gonna go girls.

I'm gonna go see Lucy and see how she is.

- Oh yeah, get us the goss. - I will.

- Yeah, find out Bill everything.

- I will, I'll let you know, see ya in a bit.

- See ya later. - Bye.

- Did you notice James Lock flirting with you

the other night at the at the gold party?

Right Sam wanna go for a drink, yeah.

If he was ten years older.

- No.

- No, I'm talking about myself.

♪ You could be my ice age sugar ♪

♪ You lay me down and make me shiver ♪

- Do you think maybe she wants someone

a bit more manly in her life?

- You think you're manlier than Joey?

- Yeah, it goes without saying.

- I don't know.

I thought Joey was quite, I thought he was all right.

Why can't you just go with someone

that ain't been with anyone for a while?

- I always want someone that I can't have.

- Yeah, that's the thing.

- Yeah, I was thinking about Lucy as well.

You wouldn't mind, would ya? - What, you thinking

about getting in with Lucy as well?

- [James] She's a good looking girl, I fancy her.

- Yeah. - She's more my type,

like the dark, like Spanishy looking.

- Yeah.

- [James] I prefer darker girls.

- Okay.

- Yeah.

I'm being serious.

- Just be careful, because obviously

one minute you're going on about Sam,

then you're going on about Lucy,

you're starting to sound a little bit desperate, mate.

- Mate, I'm a hot blooded male, what do you expect?

- Okay. - Look who's talking.

You know the score, so don't start on me.

♪ Luckily I've a got a book of tricks ♪

♪ Know what I gotta do to get my kicks ♪

- I've really liked him.

- Really?

- I know, I just,

he is just so nice. - Does he know that?

- Yeah, well, I know he likes me as well

because he rings me and says he misses me

and he wants to come see me.

- So are you just gonna completely cut him off?

- I don't think I'll be able to do that.

- I just think it could potentially be a bit

of a recipe for a disaster,

and maybe you should get out now

before you do fall in love with him.

- [Customer] Can I get this please?

- Yeah, thank you.

- I just can't believe all this stuff

with Ricky and Jess now.

- Oh, when you've done something

it's gonna come out in the end.

I think he should have just told her before.

- The truth does always come out, I suppose.

In one way I think that it's good

that he's has actually confessed.

- I've kind of known about it.

- Really?

- There's your receipt, thank you.

Well yeah, so right at the beginning of their relationship

Mario said to me you can't say anything

because that's gonna ruin my friendship with Ricky.

And then when I broke up with Mario

it's like irrelevant telling her, isn't it?

- Of course. - Because if he hasn't

done it since. what's the point

in destroying someone's relationship?

- [Billie] Have you spoke to Jess?

- No, I wonder if she stayed with him?

♪ Got a little soul

♪ The world is a cold, cold place to be ♪

- [Ricky] It takes hours to get anywhere with your dog.

- [Little Chris] That's because Peewee's

only got little legs, mate.

- [Ricky] It's like you.

- [Little Chris] Anyway, how are things?

- Oh, man, they're a bit shit, you know.

It's easy for me to say,

but I'm a good person with good intentions.

- Yeah, I know that. - And a mistake

that I've made, I don't want it to tarnish who I am.

- That was last year though mate.

- Yeah I know. - Do you know what I mean

and like obviously-- - It was about 12 months ago.

- [Little Chris] You've admitted it now.

You need to win her back however you can do it.

- Do you know what I mean, I love her so, so much that.

- Ah fucking hell.

I haven't spoken to him in a little while,

don't really need this, do we?

- I need to speak to him anyway, to be fair.

- What's going on?

- [Mario] Not much mate, and you?

- It's not the best moment in my life.

- Ricky, I didn't want it to come to this,

you're still one my boys, I didn't want it to come to this,

I really didn't.

- To be honest, most people would probably say look,

I should be really annoyed

and I should be really pissed off.

- Yeah, I thought you want me dead to be honest.

- Whatever, but do you know what I mean,

it's my fault, that I've got no one else to blame,

and I know that obviously you weren't in a good place,

that you was upset with me - Yeah of course.

- And you was upset with Jess.

And you say things out of anger,

but I would just prefer it

if we could be more respectful about the people we're with

'cause life is way too short for people

to get pissed off and angry.

At the end of the day,

we ain't got anyone else to blame but ourselves.

[upbeat music]

- [Lucy] Hello.

- You all right?

- You okay?

- [Jess] How are you?

- Yeah good, you?

- [Jess] You look nice

- Are you all right?

- [Jess] Not bad, thank you

- Well I've heard what's happened

- You've heard?

- [Lucy] You okay?

- Yeah, who told you?

- Bill was in earlier

and was sort of speaking about it, but.

- Word gets around, I suppose.

- Well, I kind of.

Mario told me like a long time ago

when you were first together

that they went to a club and that Ricky cheated,

but he said to me, "You can't tell Jess

"because it's gonna ruin my relationship with Ricky."

And I felt in.

I think at the beginning of a relationship

sometimes people muck up and then they learn from it

and I think he probably did that,

so there was no need for me to tell you.

This is why I never. - Lucy, I wish you told me.

- Jess, but the thing is. - I really wish you told me.

- I didn't want to upset you unnecessarily.

- I get it,

but it just pisses me off that Mario was saying that to you.

- He made out that it was more than once,

but he said to me,

"Yeah, I'd walk in Ricky's hotel room

"and he'd be with some name of a skanky girl."

- [Jess] I wanna know details.

- [Lucy] But do you want to know details?

- Yeah. - Why would you

wanna upset yourself?

- [Jess] Were these girls friends that slept with him both?

- Well, I don't even know if, is that what Ricky said,

that they both? - Yeah, they both

had once each.

It was just them two on a night out.

- Ah, it sounds so disgusting.

- And they had, and they both had someone,

and I feel sick saying that.

that makes me sick. - That even makes me feel sick

and I'm not even with him.

- Who the hell did they think they were?

Maybe not now, fine, they're both clearly in regret.

- I bet they were

absolute dogs as well. - But who did

they think they were?

- I'm so, my head, and I'm disappointed and I'm fed up.

- Go and see him.

Don't worry about what anyone thinks

or what you should and shouldn't do.

Go and see him and talk to him.

- Maybe.

- [Lucy] Oh, don't cry because you'll make me cry.

- Sorry.

- What about speaking to Mario?

- Yeah.

[upbeat music]

- Should I just write CV for short

or do you reckon I should write curriculum vitae?

- Write curriculum vitae.

- I don't know how to spell it.

[laughing]

- C, curriculum, C-U-R-R.

C-U-R.

- C-U?

No it ain't, it's C-R.

- No. - It is [laughing].

- Curriculum, like curriculum, like school curriculum.

- All right, let's just put CV.

- [Diags] Put it in caps though,

so that means you mean business.

- That's it Diags.

The reason you're here is 'cause you went to university

and studied law and I didn't 'cause I'm really creative.

So you're gonna help me make a sick CV, okay?

- Oh, I can do that.

- So I've writ, this is what I've got, Chloe Sim's CV.

Do you know what it is Diags?

You know why I can't concentrate on this right now

'cause I've got a lot going on up here.

I feel a bit stressed.

- What's going on?

- Well, like I've totally got caught up

in this whirlwind of Sam and Joey.

It's just getting me down.

I just wanna forget about now Joey's happy.

- He is happier, he's much happier.

We've been out with him.

He's a much happier person.

- Yeah.

- Okay, well let's get you

in a fashion magazine then, shall we?

- [Chloe] Yeah.

- All right, let's do this. - All right.

- This is where

you sell yourself. - Right.

- Properly.

You've gotta think I'm a fashion yeah.

Hi, so you wanna work for my magazine do you Chloe yeah?

[phone ringing]

- Abi.

- Is it, ooh.

- Abi?

- Are you all right?

- Yeah, what's going on?

- [Abi] Later on do you wanna do something?

- [Diags] Can do, yeah.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, like what though?

- [Abi] Well you know I said I'd cook you a meal?

- You're gonna cook me dinner?

- Yeah, should I cook you dinner?

- But what though, wait hold on,

maybe not have no onions in it, maybe no mayo.

I'm not really picky.

It's just I'm quite fussy.

- Okay I don't like mayo or onions so that's good.

We can cut that out.

- Touch.

- So I was thinking,

come to yours and I'll cook you a nice meal.

What do you think?

- All right then yeah cool.

I'll see ya later babe.

All right bye. - All right, bye.

- Oh my God Diags, this is so romantical.

- It's a good thing, isn't it?

- Have you kissed?

- [Diags] Yes.

- Have you done any bits?

- No bits.

- [Chloe] Really?

- No bits, don't make me laugh

'cause it will make it seem like I have done bits

and I've not done bits.

- Oh my God Diags, you've done some bits.

- [Diags] I've done no bits,

I've done no bits at all whatsoever.

[rock music]

- Well, I mean I'm not here to lie,

I've put everything out there.

- But if anything your opportunity to be completely honest,

and I'm quite an understanding, reasonable person,

- I know you are. - I really am.

- I know you are.

I really don't care about the rumours anymore,

I'm fed up with what everyone else has got to say.

Like Mario has probably said that

to make him look better towards Lucy,

Do you know what I mean?

The amount of times he's done it,

he's said oh you know, Rick does it all the time.

Like trying to make himself better.

- No, no, no, I think he came home and said things like,

"Oh I walked in his room and he was with some skanky bird."

- But then. - On various occasions.

- Honestly, I'm not, I'm not going to lie to you.

Like you said, like this is my chance to tell ya.

I've got, I can't admit to something I haven't done,

I can't do it.

- You can't tell me anymore

and you didn't cheat on me anymore than that one time?

- No, I didn't.

At the end of the day,

it wasn't Mario influenced me to do it.

It was something that happened, boys out.

- Everyone else obviously thinks

it was more than once as well, like everyone thinks it.

- What do you want me to say like?

Why would everyone say it?

No one knows who I am, no one goes out with me.

- Because if you cheated that early and that easily.

- Please don't cry, please don't, it wasn't easy.

- I'm so tired of being,

I didn't want this 'cause it's going to ruin us.

I don't want it to ruin us, Rick.

- It won't ruin us.

- I do love you, and I know that you're a good person.

- This is what I'm saying, please don't cry,

just please, don't cry over me, I'm not worth the tears,

I really ain't.

Please don't cry over me 'cause they're not right.

Tears are not worth you. - Yeah, but I've got pride.

- [Rick] Yeah, I know you've got pride.

Listen, you're not the mug here, I am the idiot,

I am the fucking dick.

- But I feel like I don't know everything

and I feel like I'm so out of the loop.

I just want to know everything and get it out of the way

and then see if we can go forward

'cause I can't get it out of my head.

- It's just going round and round, like how many times?

There is nothing more to tell, otherwise I'd tell it.

You've got to understand the emotions in my head right now.

I've got to put it out on the table.

I'm telling you, so what more?

- Fine, if that's it then that's it,

you're telling me

the whole truth. - What do you want me to say?

- Right, you're laying it out and then it then, yeah?

That is it?

- How can I say any more, what do you want me to say?

What, I don't know what happened.

I don't know, nothing else happened,

I don't know what to say.

I've not slept with anyone else.

- Okay.

I'll go.

I'm gonna go to the party on my own

and then we can just see what happens and go from here.

- What, I'll meet you there or am I not going any more?

- I know that I'm probably gonna see people

who might have a few things to say about it as well.

- Like who?

- Mario.

[upbeat music]

♪ Going no-where till the sun goes dark ♪

♪ Come on feel it real, believe it's gonna be forever ♪

♪ No man

♪ No man must go

♪ No man must go alone

♪ No man

- Thank God the current buns out.

- It's a glorious day, ain't it Bob?

♪ Poor man

♪ Poor man on a throne

♪ Poor man on a throne of gold

♪ Too late

♪ Too late to know

- Let's do the game whilst we waiting for the loo.

- [Woman] Right, okay.

- Who would you rather bang?

- All right, okay.

- Arg or Diags?

- [Women] Diags.

- Sorry Arg but.

- Okay.

- Too much junk in the trunk for me.

- I've got another good one Dan or James?

- Dan.

- Dunno.

- Really?

- To be honest I wouldn't poke any of them with a stick.

- [Ferne] Oh my God.

- Hello. - Hello.

- Hi. - Whoever's in there.

- We've been waiting about 10 minutes.

- Oh.

- Long.

- You enjoying the party, Lauren?

- Yeah, you?

- [Sam] Yeah it's good.

- Hope it's not awkward

'cause obviously everyone's here aren't they.

- I think from like Chloe's point of view,

she genuinely is really upset.

You and Chloe are in exactly the same position.

- I understand that Chloe's upset, but we all were.

I was the one who got dumped, you know what I mean?

- It's just one of those things.

- It's a shame really.

I think we should just all enjoy the day.

We're all here

looking lovely. - Exactly.

- Let's just enjoy. - Longest day of the year.

- Oh finally.

- Have you got wet wipes, she stinks.

The toilet stinks. - We need some bleach in here.

♪ I'll be flicking stones at your window ♪

♪ I'll be waiting outside till you're ready to go ♪

- Hello. - What's going on?

- [Abi] You all right?

- [Diags] This is my flat.

- [Abi] Oh!

- Right, let me show you around.

- Oh, look.

- [Diags] Come here, come here.

- You all right? - I'm good.

- Can I put these here?

- Yeah, put that on the table.

Did you bring me flowers?

- No, they're for, these are for the table.

- [Diags] Are they for me?

- But you can have them if you want.

There's some flowers if you want.

- I've never had anyone buy me flowers before.

- And they're pink as well.

- Just put them up there in the corner.

Do you know what I mean, they're nice.

- All right, I can't cook.

- What?

- I did learn one trick.

You got a put a fork through it

and if it's hot then it's cooked.

- What?

I think it's pink.

- I'm sorry in advance if I kill you with salmonella.

[lively music]

♪ Only in the way you want it

♪ Only on the day you want it

♪ Only with the understanding

♪ Every single day you want it

♪ Only in the way you want it

♪ Only on the day you want it

♪ Only with the understanding

♪ Every single day you want it

♪ You

♪ You

- Oi you know this fence it's electric?

- I dare you to touch it to see if it is or not.

- I don't wanna do 'cause I know it's gonna hurt.

- Grab it just softly.

- Grab it like.

- [Man] Electricity man do it.

- Arg!

[laughing]

♪ In foreign soil

♪ In foreign land

♪ Who will guide us through the end ♪

- I've had a terrible day.

- What's wrong?

- Basically,

Rami's,

well, he said something really bad to me,

and I've had to break up with him.

- Gem, is this like the final straw?

- This, no, final straw, this is it.

I had trouble with him in Marbella.

He's been saying to me I'm not sexy,

and that if I want him I've gotta keep working harder.

And when I go to put my arms around him he's like,

"Get off me, get off me, I've just got in from work,

"give me some space," and it's just the final straw.

I can't take it any more.

- I've never liked the way Rami speaks to you.

There has to be a line, Gem.

- I've been lonely in my life before.

I'll going back to being lonely.

- Gem, as I've always said to you, honey,

don't be with someone

for the sake of being in a relationship.

You're better off being on your own

than be with the wrong person.

And deep down Rami isn't the man for you,

I've told you this so many times.

Don't get upset, baby.

- My confidence is low at the minute.

♪ Heading down to the sea

♪ We stumbled across an empty

- Apparently, people say it's got 30 hours today.

- [Man] 30, no mate.

- There are 24 hours in a daytime,

but apparently today's got 30 hours in it.

- No, I don't.

I think there's 24 hours in a daytime,

but half of it's usually black, half of it's usually light.

And I think apparently this day

there's more light than black.

- [Man] Yeah, that's all it means, it's just more day light,

that's all it is.

- No, it means there's more hours in the day.

- It doesn't. - No, it's more hours

that's are light in the day.

- No, because the universe changes round

and then there's an hour on top.

- You're thinking of eclipse.

You feeling good today?

- Yeah, sick. - You look really good, mate.

You're looking happy, you're looking back to yourself.

- I'm happy, man.

It's just annoying, isn't it.

We're always gonna see each other out and stuff so.

♪ Far from the electric floor

♪ Remove from

- I know someone who's young and free.

- [James] Who's that?

- One of my good friends, James Lock.

[laughing]

- Actually, I wanted to have a word with you.

You know what we was talking about Sam?

- Oh yeah, have you thought about it or what?

- Well, yeah. I was thinking about.

- [Lauren] What are you talking about, fill me in.

- Well basically, I was just saying just as friends,

like maybe taking her out and giving her a male company.

- You want to take out everyone.

- No I don't. - Oh my god, you do.

- That's not the point.

I mean this is just generally me being a nice guy,

taking her out,

maybe to a nice meal or what is the big deal?

I just obviously don't see

what the big problem is. - It's a pretty big deal

'cause she was engaged like two weeks ago.

You're in the same circle as Joey.

- Yeah.

- He would not be pleased.

- You're gonna do it

whether we say it's bad timing or not, only you know.

- [Lauren] Do you think she likes you, like fancies you?

- No, no, let's just say for.

What, silly question really.

- Oh please. - Everyone fancies James Lock,

do you know what I mean?

- What are you trying to say?

- [Dan] He's a naughty bloke.

[laughing]

- It is a little bit disrespectful

asking out his ex-fiancee after only a couple of weeks.

So he's got every right to be pissed off.

- Like I said, I'm being genuine,

it's me trying like to be genuine, this is my softer side.

- I don't know if I'm buying that one.

- Oh, listen, whatever, right, at the end of the day,

I thought I would ask yous two for your opinions,

you being my friend,

you because obviously you're quite close to Joey and that,

but like I gotta do what I gotta do.

[upbeat music]

♪ Shot down by you

- Oh my God, that is so hot.

- Texan smoky arse BBQ shit.

- Has a girl ever cooked for ya?

- Once.

- Once?

- That's proper spicy that stuff, isn't it?

- I know, that is really, really spicy.

- You can't even put it in your mouth.

Have a bit of that.

I love what you've done with the candles honestly.

- Oh thanks.

- Your little semicircle touch is amazing.

- Yeah, proper.

- You getting pissed? - Uh-hmm.

- Keep drinking, keep it going, keep that going.

- How many beers have you had now?

- Four or five.

- Oh my God you need to stop going out and drinking

all the time.

- I don't even feel that drunk.

I'm really trying, I'm trying hard,

Not 'cause it's a terrible date.

I'm saying I'm trying hard because I like to feel relaxed.

- Yeah, but you shouldn't feel like that.

- I don't want to be nervous.

I'm normally nervous,

like these sort of things make me nervous.

- [Abi] Are you nervous?

- What now? - Yeah.

- Half, I hide it well.

- [Abi] Yeah, you're hiding it well.

- To me eating in front of you is like

I feel like I'm going to chew

and everywhere. - A major big thing.

- And spit's gonna come out and like.

but so far - So far

we're doing quite good.

- [Diags] Not a problem chowing down.

- Chowing down.

- On the spiciest chicken I've ever had in my life.

- And I can't even tell you how proud I am of myself,

forget about your opinions over there.

- Talk about big yourself up.

[upbeat music]

♪ Know my ground

[people chattering]

- It feels weird because I feel like I wanna talk to him,

because I think like we sort of left it on good terms.

- Yeah, but then it's like

you don't wanna give off the wrong impression

you're gonna get back together.

- Exactly, I dunno what's gonna happen,

but for now it's nice to know

that there's no more arguing, the line's been drawn.

- Yeah. - And that's it.

So I don't know, like being single now

and back out there I just, I don't,

I don't know if I can do it.

- How's it going girls, you all right?

- Hello.

You okay?

- Hello.

You all right?

- You both look nice. - Thank you.

- You having a good day, yeah?

- Yeah, good, you?

- Yeah, really good.

- [Tom] Mate, tell you what, girls are on you mate,

I'm not even joking, I've noticed it myself.

- What's the matter, you seem a bit.

- What?

- All I'm saying is,

if James Lock tries getting

with my fiancee or my ex-fiancee,

yeah, he's got another think coming.

James Lock, more like James Knock,

he gets knocked from every single bird in Essex.

So if he even try's it mate, I will laugh my head off.

- [Tom] I don't think he would try it, I don't think he's.

- No, he's like a main mint,

James Lock is an absolute ice-cream, isn't he,

just melts, look at him.

- [Arg] Mate, I wouldn't worry about it at all.

- He's an ice-cream, man.

Has he got something wrong with his eyes, he's like a frog.

- [James] How you been anyway, good?

- Yeah, I've been good,

a bit stressful the last couple of weeks,

but I'm all right now.

- That's good, that's what I was gonna you,

I don't know if you fancy going out for a drink sometime,

nothing official, just like. - Nothing official.

- Nothing official.

Just obviously like me and you, I have known you.

- Does that mean her sister can go along as well or?

- If you want, if you want.

- [Billie] I'm only joking.

- On my God, the thing is. - I know it's very soon, yeah.

- You know what it's like, yeah,

'cause obviously like I still love Joey

and we've only

just broken up. - Yeah, course

- And also I'm really flattered,

but if we can all come then yeah.

I don't want it to feel like it's just us.

- Yeah, no, we can go as a group.

No, we can go as a group, go as a group, I don't mind that.

- [Sam] Yeah, yeah, no, that's fine.

- Yeah.

- He'd jump in my grave, wouldn't he?

He is such a waste man, look at him.

- [Tom] The fact is he knows you're here as well.

- Sam is free now.

She can move on and do what she wants to do,

but I'm just saying for him to do that in front of me,

that is very disrespectful, isn't it?

- All right, that's it then, I'll let yous crack on

and I'll talk to you later, yeah.

- Okay, see you later, have a good night.

- See you later.

- Bye. - Bye.

- [James] See you.

- I'm not used to this.

I was married off two weeks ago.

- Here they come, let's go.

This is embarrassing, that's enough, let's go, let's go.

♪ Throw some sorrys and then

♪ Do it all again, well

♪ Folded arms clutch on his side ♪

♪ The bridge is out and the river is high ♪

This is a march death march, march death march

- Like that much?

- Just a little bit, I might have missed you this much.

- Okay, been busy?

- Yeah.

- It's been quite hard not to talk to you, to be honest,

I've been trying to play it cool.

- Why have you been trying to play it cool?

- I haven't really, I haven't really been playing it cool,

I just, I don't know.

I have just been not trying not to speak to you, but just.

- I know what you mean.

I have gone to like text you or call you

and then I thought no, I shouldn't,

it's not the right thing to do, but I don't know,

it's one of them things, it's like.

I don't know.

- It's just, it's not straightforward, is it?

- Ah, it's so annoying, isn't it, Dan?

[rock music]

- I don't think your flat has ever looked so womanly.

- What you mean?

- I don't think it's looked so womanly.

Look, you've got candles everywhere, flowers.

- It does look good, you know.

You done all this, where was I when you done all this?

This is ridiculous.

- I think you were sleeping.

- How many candles did you light?

- Loads.

- It's so hot in here.

- It's a bit of a fire hazard.

- Have I got to blow all these out before I go out,

or not that I'm going out, but like before we go to bed.

- Before I go home and you go to bed.

- Or before bed, like I don't know what time bedtime,

I'm not sure what time bedtime is.

Maybe we'll watch some telly,

maybe we might fall asleep on the sofa,

maybe we might move to the bedroom.

- Diags it's cuddles.

- Maybe have a cuddle.

I mean it's totally up to you, you can go home.

- We're not moving to the bedroom.

- I'm just saying that if you did wanna stay over

'cause it's easier or do you want to go home,

it's quite far.

- Just no!

- Maybe 'cause I'm a little bit tired,

I don't know if you're tired, it's been a long day,

I've been eating a lot.

- No, just no.

- Full up.

- You're full up?

- Yeah, could easily go for a nap.

- You can go for a nap all you want,

all you want, by yourself.

[soft music]

- This is a nightmare, like it's the worst thing ever

like having feelings for someone

and knowing you can't do anything about it.

- It's not the worst thing ever, is it?

- [Lucy] It is.

- Sorry to interrupt, guys. - How you doing, mate?

- Dan, is it all right if I have a minute with Lucy?

- [Dan] Of course it is mate, of course.

- You can come back. - No, it's fine.

- You all right?

- Yeah.

- Look, I know I've been a complete and utter idiot,

so you haven't got to talk to me,

but the reason I've come here tonight is obviously

'cause you haven't been responding to my messages,

which I understand, but look, I wanna talk to you,

I wanna sort things out,

I wanna be honest with you and answer any questions that.

- Well no I don't, that's not really,

what's the point of that?

- Will you meet me somewhere else?

My plan was to bring Bentley and you to bring Lola

so you can see Bentley for the first time in months.

It's up to you, if you don't want to do it, it's fine.

- No, it's just like saying that,

like bring Bentley and Lola, that was our little.

- I don't mean to upset you, Lucy.

- I don't want to get upset.

You know that that would upset me.

- Sorry.

♪ In the depths of our minds

♪ This space is our thoughts

♪ There's gravity inside

♪ We're in the universe of our mind ♪

♪ We're riding on a wave babe

♪ We're on the same wave

♪ We're on our way

- I can't even look at you.

- Well think about it and let me know, okay?

- Jess.

- Hi, I know you don't give a shit about me.

- It wasn't that, Jess.

- Huh?

- It wasn't that.

- You know why I'm here.

- Yeah, Jess, look, I made a lot of mistakes,

a hell of a lot of mistakes.

I apologise for you and Ricky,

I didn't want it to end up like that at all.

- It did though.

- It has though, I know.

- I need you to finish it, you started it,

I need you to finish it, Mario,

and you know what I'm asking you.

- I don't know, what are you asking me.

- It wasn't just once, it was more.

- It was just once.

- You're lying.

- I'm not lying, Jess, why would I need to lie?

- Well, that's not what you said to me.

- With the regards to cheating on Lucy,

when Lucy used to get tweets about me if Ricky was there,

I used to deflect it and say it was Ricky

so that it wouldn't look bad on me.

- I don't believe it.

- What?

- Please look at me, Mario, and tell me the truth.

- I'm looking at you in the eye, Jess, that is the truth.

- So what happened, where was it?

- It was in Belfast.

I'm looking at you right now,

he made one mistake, that's the truth.

To my knowledge it was the once, that's the truth.

- Sorry, this is a bit too much to take in.

I can't sit next to him any longer.

- Luce. - Sorry.

- All I want is the truth

and I feel like you're the one person that can give it to me

and you won't because you've got Ricky's back,

and I get that. - Jess.

- And I know that you're saying that he did it once,

but I will get it out of him if I have to get it out of him,

I will get it out of him because I know, I know.

- See, Jess, that's where you're wrong,

this is where you're going

to ruin your relationship because.

- Maybe I will, but that's not my fault, that's his.

- That is his fault, I'd tell you the truth,

because I found with Lucy the truth always comes out.

- I still don't feel satisfied.

I know that there's something more to this,

but you're not going to tell me.

- Jess, there's noting to tell, seriously.

- Maybe there isn't, but maybe it's too late.

- I know.

- Mario,

I'll see you soon.

- Fucking hell.

Fuck me, I've never had to lie so much.

[upbeat music]

- [Narrator] Next time on "The Only Way is Essex"

- We did accept it and tried to move on

I suppose the thought of you having to sleep with him

all that would be on your mind is him and that other girl.

- Other girls.

- My heart is broke.

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby

♪ For you and me now

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby

♪ For you and me now

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby

♪ For you and me now