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- [Narrator] This programme
contains pampered pooches,

girlfriend troubles and a heart
to heart.

The tans you see might be fake,
but the people are all real,

although some of what
they do has been set up

purely for your entertainment.

[people cheering]

Previously on "The Only Way is
Essex"

- Do you love him yet?

- Whoa!
- Or you just really,

really like him?

- Jess has obviously just
slated me to the ground.

So as far as I'm concerned I
don't give a fuck about Jess.

- I've wrote you a letter.

- Gimme a cuddle.

I'll never stop loving you, you
know that?

- Me too.

- [Woman] Have you cheated?

- I can't lie to you.

I can't look at your face
and say it didn't happen.

- Oh my God.

[upbeat music]

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby

♪ For you and me now

[soft music]

♪ It's a nice day for those
plans ♪

♪ But time waits for no man

♪ You'll try to call your gang

♪ They're lying on the sand

♪ And if sitting in your
house is your business now ♪

♪ And to figure it out
you send signals out ♪

♪ But you fear they were ignored
♪

♪ You're the chairman of the
board ♪

- Mate, nothing has changed
from the start, mate.

She's just given me some letter.

It's quite a load of, like
basically it's a big lie.

- Was it emotional and stuff
like that?

- [Joey] No, it didn't
say anything nice in it.

- [Arg] Not anything nice to
you,

like I'll always love you
or anything like that?

- No, it didn't say anything
like that.

- [Arg] Really?

- So I just threw it away.

- You threw the letter away?

- [Joey] I can't get back with
her.

I don't know what Ferne's
talking about either, Ferne.

- [Arg] I don't know, I don't.

- Look at how Dan.

It's Ferne, always talking about
me, man.

- I've really gone off her, I
must admit.

- And then so two faced,
she texted me the next day

and rings me five times going

"I'm so sorry, I shouldn't
have said it about you."

How two faced is that?

Two faced, so two faced, man.

- See, I don't want to be
disrespectful to your cousin,

but I've gone right off her
mate.

- Ferne McCann, more like bean
brain.

[laughing]

- I just don't need people
like that in my life.

Right so, come on Joe,
where do we go from now?

- I don't know, Arg.

I ain't gone out and
had fun in ages, have I?

- No, you ain't.

I've hadn't had Joey
Essex around me for ages.

- [Joey] I know, mate.

- I've had this little cry baby.

- I've cried too many tears.

- [Arg] Yeah.

- I think it's about
time then I man up, yeah!

- I agree, mate.

- Just for the record, Arg.

- [Arg] Go on.

- Joey Essex is 100% single.

[laughing]

That's a bold statement, mate.

♪ Time waits for no man

♪ You're the fear they worried
about ♪

♪ You're the chairman of the
board ♪

- This time of year
they're just beautiful.

You should put one

in your hair.
- How about this one?

- Oh my God that's perfect.

- That is perfect.

- And we can stick a gerbera for
you Sam.

- A gerbera.
- What's it called?

- Gerbera.
- Gerbera.

- [Gemma] I know a lot about
flowers.

- Is that a gerbera?
- I don't know

anything about flowers.

- I think that's um?
- An orange gerbera.

- Yeah, I think our energies
are much more positive,

like the summer solstice is
coming

and I'm feeling positive.

- I've never heard of summer
solstice.

- Me neither, does it happen
every year?

- It happens every year,
but I think it's a good time

for you girls to start
thinking about what you want.

- Yeah.

- You're ready for the new
phase in your life Sam.

- Probably book a holiday
soon, if yous are up for it.

- Let's go Vegas.

- Yeah.
- Yes, Vegas.

- I would love to go, but my
only fear is

I'll marry someone out
there and never come back.

[laughing]

- We'll be your witnesses
and your bridesmaids.

- I'd love that.

Britney Spears got nothing on
me.

- I'm gonna go girls.

I'm gonna go see Lucy and see
how she is.

- Oh yeah, get us the goss.
- I will.

- Yeah, find out Bill
everything.

- I will, I'll let you
know, see ya in a bit.

- See ya later.
- Bye.

- Did you notice James
Lock flirting with you

the other night at the at the
gold party?

Right Sam wanna go for a drink,
yeah.

If he was ten years older.

- No.

- No, I'm talking about myself.

♪ You could be my ice age sugar
♪

♪ You lay me down and make me
shiver ♪

- Do you think maybe she wants
someone

a bit more manly in her life?

- You think you're manlier than
Joey?

- Yeah, it goes without saying.

- I don't know.

I thought Joey was quite,
I thought he was all right.

Why can't you just go with
someone

that ain't been with anyone for
a while?

- I always want someone that I
can't have.

- Yeah, that's the thing.

- Yeah, I was thinking about
Lucy as well.

You wouldn't mind, would ya?
- What, you thinking

about getting in with Lucy as
well?

- [James] She's a good
looking girl, I fancy her.

- Yeah.
- She's more my type,

like the dark, like Spanishy
looking.

- Yeah.

- [James] I prefer darker girls.

- Okay.

- Yeah.

I'm being serious.

- Just be careful, because
obviously

one minute you're going on about
Sam,

then you're going on about Lucy,

you're starting to sound a
little bit desperate, mate.

- Mate, I'm a hot blooded
male, what do you expect?

- Okay.
- Look who's talking.

You know the score, so don't
start on me.

♪ Luckily I've a got a book of
tricks ♪

♪ Know what I gotta do to get my
kicks ♪

- I've really liked him.

- Really?

- I know, I just,

he is just so nice.
- Does he know that?

- Yeah, well, I know he likes me
as well

because he rings me and says he
misses me

and he wants to come see me.

- So are you just gonna
completely cut him off?

- I don't think I'll be able to
do that.

- I just think it could
potentially be a bit

of a recipe for a disaster,

and maybe you should get out now

before you do fall in love with
him.

- [Customer] Can I get this
please?

- Yeah, thank you.

- I just can't believe all this
stuff

with Ricky and Jess now.

- Oh, when you've done something

it's gonna come out in the end.

I think he should have
just told her before.

- The truth does always
come out, I suppose.

In one way I think that it's
good

that he's has actually
confessed.

- I've kind of known about it.

- Really?

- There's your receipt, thank
you.

Well yeah, so right at the
beginning of their relationship

Mario said to me you can't say
anything

because that's gonna ruin
my friendship with Ricky.

And then when I broke up with
Mario

it's like irrelevant
telling her, isn't it?

- Of course.
- Because if he hasn't

done it since. what's the point

in destroying someone's
relationship?

- [Billie] Have you spoke to
Jess?

- No, I wonder if she stayed
with him?

♪ Got a little soul

♪ The world is a cold, cold
place to be ♪

- [Ricky] It takes hours to
get anywhere with your dog.

- [Little Chris] That's because
Peewee's

only got little legs, mate.

- [Ricky] It's like you.

- [Little Chris] Anyway, how are
things?

- Oh, man, they're a bit shit,
you know.

It's easy for me to say,

but I'm a good person
with good intentions.

- Yeah, I know that.
- And a mistake

that I've made, I don't
want it to tarnish who I am.

- That was last year though
mate.

- Yeah I know.
- Do you know what I mean

and like obviously--
- It was about 12 months ago.

- [Little Chris] You've admitted
it now.

You need to win her back
however you can do it.

- Do you know what I mean,
I love her so, so much that.

- Ah fucking hell.

I haven't spoken to him in a
little while,

don't really need this, do we?

- I need to speak to
him anyway, to be fair.

- What's going on?

- [Mario] Not much mate, and
you?

- It's not the best moment in my
life.

- Ricky, I didn't want it to
come to this,

you're still one my boys, I
didn't want it to come to this,

I really didn't.

- To be honest, most people
would probably say look,

I should be really annoyed

and I should be really pissed
off.

- Yeah, I thought you
want me dead to be honest.

- Whatever, but do you know what
I mean,

it's my fault, that I've
got no one else to blame,

and I know that obviously
you weren't in a good place,

that you was upset with me
- Yeah of course.

- And you was upset with Jess.

And you say things out of anger,

but I would just prefer it

if we could be more respectful
about the people we're with

'cause life is way too short for
people

to get pissed off and angry.

At the end of the day,

we ain't got anyone else
to blame but ourselves.

[upbeat music]

- [Lucy] Hello.

- You all right?

- You okay?

- [Jess] How are you?

- Yeah good, you?

- [Jess] You look nice

- Are you all right?

- [Jess] Not bad, thank you

- Well I've heard what's
happened

- You've heard?

- [Lucy] You okay?

- Yeah, who told you?

- Bill was in earlier

and was sort of speaking about
it, but.

- Word gets around, I suppose.

- Well, I kind of.

Mario told me like a long time
ago

when you were first together

that they went to a club
and that Ricky cheated,

but he said to me, "You can't
tell Jess

"because it's gonna ruin my
relationship with Ricky."

And I felt in.

I think at the beginning of a
relationship

sometimes people muck up
and then they learn from it

and I think he probably did
that,

so there was no need for me to
tell you.

This is why I never.
- Lucy, I wish you told me.

- Jess, but the thing is.
- I really wish you told me.

- I didn't want to
upset you unnecessarily.

- I get it,

but it just pisses me off that
Mario was saying that to you.

- He made out that it was more
than once,

but he said to me,

"Yeah, I'd walk in Ricky's hotel
room

"and he'd be with some
name of a skanky girl."

- [Jess] I wanna know details.

- [Lucy] But do you want to know
details?

- Yeah.
- Why would you

wanna upset yourself?

- [Jess] Were these girls
friends that slept with him
both?

- Well, I don't even know
if, is that what Ricky said,

that they both?
- Yeah, they both

had once each.

It was just them two on a night
out.

- Ah, it sounds so disgusting.

- And they had, and they both
had someone,

and I feel sick saying that.

that makes me sick.
- That even makes me feel sick

and I'm not even with him.

- Who the hell did they think
they were?

Maybe not now, fine, they're
both clearly in regret.

- I bet they were

absolute dogs as well.
- But who did

they think they were?

- I'm so, my head, and I'm
disappointed and I'm fed up.

- Go and see him.

Don't worry about what anyone
thinks

or what you should and shouldn't
do.

Go and see him and talk to him.

- Maybe.

- [Lucy] Oh, don't cry
because you'll make me cry.

- Sorry.

- What about speaking to Mario?

- Yeah.

[upbeat music]

- Should I just write CV for
short

or do you reckon I should
write curriculum vitae?

- Write curriculum vitae.

- I don't know how to spell it.

[laughing]

- C, curriculum, C-U-R-R.

C-U-R.

- C-U?

No it ain't, it's C-R.

- No.
- It is [laughing].

- Curriculum, like curriculum,
like school curriculum.

- All right, let's just put CV.

- [Diags] Put it in caps though,

so that means you mean business.

- That's it Diags.

The reason you're here is
'cause you went to university

and studied law and I didn't
'cause I'm really creative.

So you're gonna help me
make a sick CV, okay?

- Oh, I can do that.

- So I've writ, this is what
I've got, Chloe Sim's CV.

Do you know what it is Diags?

You know why I can't
concentrate on this right now

'cause I've got a lot going on
up here.

I feel a bit stressed.

- What's going on?

- Well, like I've totally got
caught up

in this whirlwind of Sam and
Joey.

It's just getting me down.

I just wanna forget
about now Joey's happy.

- He is happier, he's much
happier.

We've been out with him.

He's a much happier person.

- Yeah.

- Okay, well let's get you

in a fashion magazine then,
shall we?

- [Chloe] Yeah.

- All right, let's do this.
- All right.

- This is where

you sell yourself.
- Right.

- Properly.

You've gotta think I'm a fashion
yeah.

Hi, so you wanna work for my
magazine do you Chloe yeah?

[phone ringing]

- Abi.

- Is it, ooh.

- Abi?

- Are you all right?

- Yeah, what's going on?

- [Abi] Later on do
you wanna do something?

- [Diags] Can do, yeah.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, like what though?

- [Abi] Well you know I
said I'd cook you a meal?

- You're gonna cook me dinner?

- Yeah, should I cook you
dinner?

- But what though, wait hold on,

maybe not have no onions
in it, maybe no mayo.

I'm not really picky.

It's just I'm quite fussy.

- Okay I don't like mayo
or onions so that's good.

We can cut that out.

- Touch.

- So I was thinking,

come to yours and I'll
cook you a nice meal.

What do you think?

- All right then yeah cool.

I'll see ya later babe.

All right bye.
- All right, bye.

- Oh my God Diags, this is so
romantical.

- It's a good thing, isn't it?

- Have you kissed?

- [Diags] Yes.

- Have you done any bits?

- No bits.

- [Chloe] Really?

- No bits, don't make me laugh

'cause it will make it
seem like I have done bits

and I've not done bits.

- Oh my God Diags, you've done
some bits.

- [Diags] I've done no bits,

I've done no bits at all
whatsoever.

[rock music]

- Well, I mean I'm not here to
lie,

I've put everything out there.

- But if anything your
opportunity
to be completely honest,

and I'm quite an understanding,
reasonable person,

- I know you are.
- I really am.

- I know you are.

I really don't care about
the rumours anymore,

I'm fed up with what
everyone else has got to say.

Like Mario has probably said
that

to make him look better towards
Lucy,

Do you know what I mean?

The amount of times he's done
it,

he's said oh you know,
Rick does it all the time.

Like trying to make himself
better.

- No, no, no, I think he came
home and said things like,

"Oh I walked in his room and
he was with some skanky bird."

- But then.
- On various occasions.

- Honestly, I'm not, I'm
not going to lie to you.

Like you said, like this
is my chance to tell ya.

I've got, I can't admit to
something I haven't done,

I can't do it.

- You can't tell me anymore

and you didn't cheat on me
anymore than that one time?

- No, I didn't.

At the end of the day,

it wasn't Mario influenced me to
do it.

It was something that happened,
boys out.

- Everyone else obviously thinks

it was more than once as
well, like everyone thinks it.

- What do you want me to say
like?

Why would everyone say it?

No one knows who I am,
no one goes out with me.

- Because if you cheated
that early and that easily.

- Please don't cry, please
don't, it wasn't easy.

- I'm so tired of being,

I didn't want this 'cause
it's going to ruin us.

I don't want it to ruin us,
Rick.

- It won't ruin us.

- I do love you, and I know
that you're a good person.

- This is what I'm
saying, please don't cry,

just please, don't cry over
me, I'm not worth the tears,

I really ain't.

Please don't cry over me
'cause they're not right.

Tears are not worth you.
- Yeah, but I've got pride.

- [Rick] Yeah, I know you've got
pride.

Listen, you're not the
mug here, I am the idiot,

I am the fucking dick.

- But I feel like I don't know
everything

and I feel like I'm so out of
the loop.

I just want to know everything
and get it out of the way

and then see if we can go
forward

'cause I can't get it out of my
head.

- It's just going round and
round, like how many times?

There is nothing more to
tell, otherwise I'd tell it.

You've got to understand the
emotions in my head right now.

I've got to put it out on the
table.

I'm telling you, so what more?

- Fine, if that's it then that's
it,

you're telling me

the whole truth.
- What do you want me to say?

- Right, you're laying it
out and then it then, yeah?

That is it?

- How can I say any more,
what do you want me to say?

What, I don't know what
happened.

I don't know, nothing else
happened,

I don't know what to say.

I've not slept with anyone else.

- Okay.

I'll go.

I'm gonna go to the party on my
own

and then we can just see what
happens and go from here.

- What, I'll meet you there
or am I not going any more?

- I know that I'm
probably gonna see people

who might have a few things
to say about it as well.

- Like who?

- Mario.

[upbeat music]

♪ Going no-where till the sun
goes dark ♪

♪ Come on feel it real,
believe it's gonna be forever ♪

♪ No man

♪ No man must go

♪ No man must go alone

♪ No man

- Thank God the current buns
out.

- It's a glorious day, ain't it
Bob?

♪ Poor man

♪ Poor man on a throne

♪ Poor man on a throne of gold

♪ Too late

♪ Too late to know

- Let's do the game whilst
we waiting for the loo.

- [Woman] Right, okay.

- Who would you rather bang?

- All right, okay.

- Arg or Diags?

- [Women] Diags.

- Sorry Arg but.

- Okay.

- Too much junk in the trunk for
me.

- I've got another good one Dan
or James?

- Dan.

- Dunno.

- Really?

- To be honest I wouldn't
poke any of them with a stick.

- [Ferne] Oh my God.

- Hello.
- Hello.

- Hi.
- Whoever's in there.

- We've been waiting about 10
minutes.

- Oh.

- Long.

- You enjoying the party,
Lauren?

- Yeah, you?

- [Sam] Yeah it's good.

- Hope it's not awkward

'cause obviously everyone's
here aren't they.

- I think from like Chloe's
point of view,

she genuinely is really upset.

You and Chloe are in
exactly the same position.

- I understand that Chloe's
upset, but we all were.

I was the one who got
dumped, you know what I mean?

- It's just one of those things.

- It's a shame really.

I think we should just all enjoy
the day.

We're all here

looking lovely.
- Exactly.

- Let's just enjoy.
- Longest day of the year.

- Oh finally.

- Have you got wet wipes, she
stinks.

The toilet stinks.
- We need some bleach in here.

♪ I'll be flicking stones at
your window ♪

♪ I'll be waiting outside
till you're ready to go ♪

- Hello.
- What's going on?

- [Abi] You all right?

- [Diags] This is my flat.

- [Abi] Oh!

- Right, let me show you around.

- Oh, look.

- [Diags] Come here, come here.

- You all right?
- I'm good.

- Can I put these here?

- Yeah, put that on the table.

Did you bring me flowers?

- No, they're for,
these are for the table.

- [Diags] Are they for me?

- But you can have them if you
want.

There's some flowers if you
want.

- I've never had anyone
buy me flowers before.

- And they're pink as well.

- Just put them up there in the
corner.

Do you know what I mean, they're
nice.

- All right, I can't cook.

- What?

- I did learn one trick.

You got a put a fork through it

and if it's hot then it's
cooked.

- What?

I think it's pink.

- I'm sorry in advance if
I kill you with salmonella.

[lively music]

♪ Only in the way you want it

♪ Only on the day you want it

♪ Only with the understanding

♪ Every single day you want it

♪ Only in the way you want it

♪ Only on the day you want it

♪ Only with the understanding

♪ Every single day you want it

♪ You

♪ You

- Oi you know this fence it's
electric?

- I dare you to touch it
to see if it is or not.

- I don't wanna do 'cause
I know it's gonna hurt.

- Grab it just softly.

- Grab it like.

- [Man] Electricity man do it.

- Arg!

[laughing]

♪ In foreign soil

♪ In foreign land

♪ Who will guide us through the
end ♪

- I've had a terrible day.

- What's wrong?

- Basically,

Rami's,

well, he said something really
bad to me,

and I've had to break up with
him.

- Gem, is this like the final
straw?

- This, no, final straw, this is
it.

I had trouble with him in
Marbella.

He's been saying to me I'm not
sexy,

and that if I want him I've
gotta keep working harder.

And when I go to put my
arms around him he's like,

"Get off me, get off me,
I've just got in from work,

"give me some space," and
it's just the final straw.

I can't take it any more.

- I've never liked the
way Rami speaks to you.

There has to be a line, Gem.

- I've been lonely in my life
before.

I'll going back to being lonely.

- Gem, as I've always said to
you, honey,

don't be with someone

for the sake of being in a
relationship.

You're better off being on your
own

than be with the wrong person.

And deep down Rami isn't the man
for you,

I've told you this so many
times.

Don't get upset, baby.

- My confidence is low at the
minute.

♪ Heading down to the sea

♪ We stumbled across an empty

- Apparently, people say
it's got 30 hours today.

- [Man] 30, no mate.

- There are 24 hours in a
daytime,

but apparently today's got 30
hours in it.

- No, I don't.

I think there's 24 hours in a
daytime,

but half of it's usually black,
half of it's usually light.

And I think apparently this day

there's more light than black.

- [Man] Yeah, that's all it
means, it's just more day light,

that's all it is.

- No, it means there's
more hours in the day.

- It doesn't.
- No, it's more hours

that's are light in the day.

- No, because the universe
changes round

and then there's an hour on top.

- You're thinking of eclipse.

You feeling good today?

- Yeah, sick.
- You look really good, mate.

You're looking happy, you're
looking back to yourself.

- I'm happy, man.

It's just annoying, isn't it.

We're always gonna see each
other out and stuff so.

♪ Far from the electric floor

♪ Remove from

- I know someone who's young and
free.

- [James] Who's that?

- One of my good friends, James
Lock.

[laughing]

- Actually, I wanted to
have a word with you.

You know what we was talking
about Sam?

- Oh yeah, have you
thought about it or what?

- Well, yeah. I was thinking
about.

- [Lauren] What are you
talking about, fill me in.

- Well basically, I was
just saying just as friends,

like maybe taking her out and
giving her a male company.

- You want to take out everyone.

- No I don't.
- Oh my god, you do.

- That's not the point.

I mean this is just generally
me being a nice guy,

taking her out,

maybe to a nice meal or
what is the big deal?

I just obviously don't see

what the big problem is.
- It's a pretty big deal

'cause she was engaged like two
weeks ago.

You're in the same circle as
Joey.

- Yeah.

- He would not be pleased.

- You're gonna do it

whether we say it's bad
timing or not, only you know.

- [Lauren] Do you think she
likes you, like fancies you?

- No, no, let's just say for.

What, silly question really.

- Oh please.
- Everyone fancies James Lock,

do you know what I mean?

- What are you trying to say?

- [Dan] He's a naughty bloke.

[laughing]

- It is a little bit
disrespectful

asking out his ex-fiancee
after only a couple of weeks.

So he's got every right to be
pissed off.

- Like I said, I'm being
genuine,

it's me trying like to be
genuine, this is my softer side.

- I don't know if I'm buying
that one.

- Oh, listen, whatever,
right, at the end of the day,

I thought I would ask yous
two for your opinions,

you being my friend,

you because obviously you're
quite close to Joey and that,

but like I gotta do what I gotta
do.

[upbeat music]

♪ Shot down by you

- Oh my God, that is so hot.

- Texan smoky arse BBQ shit.

- Has a girl ever cooked for ya?

- Once.

- Once?

- That's proper spicy
that stuff, isn't it?

- I know, that is really, really
spicy.

- You can't even put it in your
mouth.

Have a bit of that.

I love what you've done
with the candles honestly.

- Oh thanks.

- Your little semicircle touch
is amazing.

- Yeah, proper.

- You getting pissed?
- Uh-hmm.

- Keep drinking, keep it
going, keep that going.

- How many beers have you had
now?

- Four or five.

- Oh my God you need to
stop going out and drinking

all the time.

- I don't even feel that drunk.

I'm really trying, I'm trying
hard,

Not 'cause it's a terrible date.

I'm saying I'm trying hard
because I like to feel relaxed.

- Yeah, but you shouldn't feel
like that.

- I don't want to be nervous.

I'm normally nervous,

like these sort of things make
me nervous.

- [Abi] Are you nervous?

- What now?
- Yeah.

- Half, I hide it well.

- [Abi] Yeah, you're hiding it
well.

- To me eating in front of you
is like

I feel like I'm going to chew

and everywhere.
- A major big thing.

- And spit's gonna come out and
like.

but so far
- So far

we're doing quite good.

- [Diags] Not a problem chowing
down.

- Chowing down.

- On the spiciest chicken
I've ever had in my life.

- And I can't even tell you
how proud I am of myself,

forget about your opinions over
there.

- Talk about big yourself up.

[upbeat music]

♪ Know my ground

[people chattering]

- It feels weird because I
feel like I wanna talk to him,

because I think like we sort
of left it on good terms.

- Yeah, but then it's like

you don't wanna give
off the wrong impression

you're gonna get back together.

- Exactly, I dunno what's gonna
happen,

but for now it's nice to know

that there's no more arguing,
the line's been drawn.

- Yeah.
- And that's it.

So I don't know, like being
single now

and back out there I just, I
don't,

I don't know if I can do it.

- How's it going girls, you all
right?

- Hello.

You okay?

- Hello.

You all right?

- You both look nice.
- Thank you.

- You having a good day, yeah?

- Yeah, good, you?

- Yeah, really good.

- [Tom] Mate, tell you
what, girls are on you mate,

I'm not even joking,
I've noticed it myself.

- What's the matter, you seem a
bit.

- What?

- All I'm saying is,

if James Lock tries getting

with my fiancee or my
ex-fiancee,

yeah, he's got another think
coming.

James Lock, more like James
Knock,

he gets knocked from every
single bird in Essex.

So if he even try's it mate,
I will laugh my head off.

- [Tom] I don't think he would
try it, I don't think he's.

- No, he's like a main mint,

James Lock is an absolute
ice-cream, isn't he,

just melts, look at him.

- [Arg] Mate, I wouldn't
worry about it at all.

- He's an ice-cream, man.

Has he got something wrong with
his eyes, he's like a frog.

- [James] How you been anyway,
good?

- Yeah, I've been good,

a bit stressful the last couple
of weeks,

but I'm all right now.

- That's good, that's
what I was gonna you,

I don't know if you fancy
going out for a drink sometime,

nothing official, just like.
- Nothing official.

- Nothing official.

Just obviously like me
and you, I have known you.

- Does that mean her sister
can go along as well or?

- If you want, if you want.

- [Billie] I'm only joking.

- On my God, the thing is.
- I know it's very soon, yeah.

- You know what it's like, yeah,

'cause obviously like I still
love Joey

and we've only

just broken up.
- Yeah, course

- And also I'm really flattered,

but if we can all come then
yeah.

I don't want it to feel like
it's just us.

- Yeah, no, we can go as a
group.

No, we can go as a group, go
as a group, I don't mind that.

- [Sam] Yeah, yeah, no, that's
fine.

- Yeah.

- He'd jump in my grave,
wouldn't he?

He is such a waste man, look at
him.

- [Tom] The fact is he
knows you're here as well.

- Sam is free now.

She can move on and do
what she wants to do,

but I'm just saying for him
to do that in front of me,

that is very disrespectful,
isn't it?

- All right, that's it
then, I'll let yous crack on

and I'll talk to you later,
yeah.

- Okay, see you later, have a
good night.

- See you later.

- Bye.
- Bye.

- [James] See you.

- I'm not used to this.

I was married off two weeks ago.

- Here they come, let's go.

This is embarrassing, that's
enough, let's go, let's go.

♪ Throw some sorrys and then

♪ Do it all again, well

♪ Folded arms clutch on his side
♪

♪ The bridge is out
and the river is high ♪

This is a march death
march, march death march

- Like that much?

- Just a little bit, I might
have missed you this much.

- Okay, been busy?

- Yeah.

- It's been quite hard not
to talk to you, to be honest,

I've been trying to play it
cool.

- Why have you been
trying to play it cool?

- I haven't really, I haven't
really been playing it cool,

I just, I don't know.

I have just been not trying
not to speak to you, but just.

- I know what you mean.

I have gone to like text you or
call you

and then I thought no, I
shouldn't,

it's not the right thing
to do, but I don't know,

it's one of them things, it's
like.

I don't know.

- It's just, it's not
straightforward, is it?

- Ah, it's so annoying, isn't
it, Dan?

[rock music]

- I don't think your flat
has ever looked so womanly.

- What you mean?

- I don't think it's looked so
womanly.

Look, you've got candles
everywhere, flowers.

- It does look good, you know.

You done all this, where was
I when you done all this?

This is ridiculous.

- I think you were sleeping.

- How many candles did you
light?

- Loads.

- It's so hot in here.

- It's a bit of a fire hazard.

- Have I got to blow all
these out before I go out,

or not that I'm going out,
but like before we go to bed.

- Before I go home and you go to
bed.

- Or before bed, like I
don't know what time bedtime,

I'm not sure what time bedtime
is.

Maybe we'll watch some telly,

maybe we might fall asleep on
the sofa,

maybe we might move to the
bedroom.

- Diags it's cuddles.

- Maybe have a cuddle.

I mean it's totally up
to you, you can go home.

- We're not moving to the
bedroom.

- I'm just saying that if
you did wanna stay over

'cause it's easier or
do you want to go home,

it's quite far.

- Just no!

- Maybe 'cause I'm a little bit
tired,

I don't know if you're
tired, it's been a long day,

I've been eating a lot.

- No, just no.

- Full up.

- You're full up?

- Yeah, could easily go for a
nap.

- You can go for a nap all you
want,

all you want, by yourself.

[soft music]

- This is a nightmare, like
it's the worst thing ever

like having feelings for someone

and knowing you can't
do anything about it.

- It's not the worst thing ever,
is it?

- [Lucy] It is.

- Sorry to interrupt, guys.
- How you doing, mate?

- Dan, is it all right if
I have a minute with Lucy?

- [Dan] Of course it is mate, of
course.

- You can come back.
- No, it's fine.

- You all right?

- Yeah.

- Look, I know I've been a
complete and utter idiot,

so you haven't got to talk to
me,

but the reason I've come
here tonight is obviously

'cause you haven't been
responding to my messages,

which I understand, but
look, I wanna talk to you,

I wanna sort things out,

I wanna be honest with you
and answer any questions that.

- Well no I don't, that's not
really,

what's the point of that?

- Will you meet me somewhere
else?

My plan was to bring Bentley
and you to bring Lola

so you can see Bentley for
the first time in months.

It's up to you, if you don't
want to do it, it's fine.

- No, it's just like saying
that,

like bring Bentley and
Lola, that was our little.

- I don't mean to upset you,
Lucy.

- I don't want to get upset.

You know that that would upset
me.

- Sorry.

♪ In the depths of our minds

♪ This space is our thoughts

♪ There's gravity inside

♪ We're in the universe of our
mind ♪

♪ We're riding on a wave babe

♪ We're on the same wave

♪ We're on our way

- I can't even look at you.

- Well think about it
and let me know, okay?

- Jess.

- Hi, I know you don't
give a shit about me.

- It wasn't that, Jess.

- Huh?

- It wasn't that.

- You know why I'm here.

- Yeah, Jess, look, I
made a lot of mistakes,

a hell of a lot of mistakes.

I apologise for you and Ricky,

I didn't want it to end
up like that at all.

- It did though.

- It has though, I know.

- I need you to finish it, you
started it,

I need you to finish it, Mario,

and you know what I'm asking
you.

- I don't know, what are you
asking me.

- It wasn't just once, it was
more.

- It was just once.

- You're lying.

- I'm not lying, Jess,
why would I need to lie?

- Well, that's not what you said
to me.

- With the regards to cheating
on Lucy,

when Lucy used to get tweets
about me if Ricky was there,

I used to deflect it and say it
was Ricky

so that it wouldn't look bad on
me.

- I don't believe it.

- What?

- Please look at me, Mario,
and tell me the truth.

- I'm looking at you in the
eye, Jess, that is the truth.

- So what happened, where was
it?

- It was in Belfast.

I'm looking at you right now,

he made one mistake, that's the
truth.

To my knowledge it was the
once, that's the truth.

- Sorry, this is a bit
too much to take in.

I can't sit next to him any
longer.

- Luce.
- Sorry.

- All I want is the truth

and I feel like you're the one
person that can give it to me

and you won't because
you've got Ricky's back,

and I get that.
- Jess.

- And I know that you're
saying that he did it once,

but I will get it out of him
if I have to get it out of him,

I will get it out of him
because I know, I know.

- See, Jess, that's where you're
wrong,

this is where you're going

to ruin your relationship
because.

- Maybe I will, but that's
not my fault, that's his.

- That is his fault,
I'd tell you the truth,

because I found with Lucy
the truth always comes out.

- I still don't feel satisfied.

I know that there's
something more to this,

but you're not going to tell me.

- Jess, there's noting to tell,
seriously.

- Maybe there isn't,
but maybe it's too late.

- I know.

- Mario,

I'll see you soon.

- Fucking hell.

Fuck me, I've never had to lie
so much.

[upbeat music]

- [Narrator] Next time on
"The Only Way is Essex"

- We did accept it and tried to
move on

I suppose the thought of
you having to sleep with him

all that would be on your mind
is him and that other girl.

- Other girls.

- My heart is broke.

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby

♪ For you and me now

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby

♪ For you and me now

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby

♪ For you and me now