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one too many beers, and a lot of
veneers.

The tans you see might be fake

but the people are all real,

although some of what
they do has been set up

purely for your entertainment.

[screams]

Previously on "The Only Way is
Essex".

- Call me a puppy.

- Puppies.

[laughs]

- She disrespected my
family and it hurt me.

- What you don't understand is

you don't tell news,
nothing positive about me.

- I just want Joe to be happy.

I want you to be happy.

- If you knew the other side of
the story,

you'd know that she's the idiot.

- You're too nice for me.

I always go out with dickheads.

- What you mean, I'm too nice
for you?

No I'm not.
- You're too nice.

- Seems a bit conniving.

I just think, you know who would
do that.

It's just a horrible thing to
do.

Do you know what I mean?

- This is so fake.

- I'm here trying to work
our relationship out.

You're calling the whole thing a
fake.

[upbeat orchestral music]

[upbeat instrumental music]

- Oh my God!

- Oh my God!

- Canary yellow.

- Let's do it, yeah.

- Yeah!

- Yes.

[upbeat music]

- Hope this isn't going to take
too long

'cause sometimes you natter away

and you don't get the
job done quick enough.

- Who, me?
- Yeah.

- Oh.

Do you know whose hair I wanna
colour?

- [Billie] Who?

- Wayne Lineker's.

- Yeah!

- Because he's like

- Why don't you do it?

- He's getting the amber back

being called Philip Schofield.

- Oh.

- I honestly, I think
that he can do with like

something just to soften that
white hair.

- Maybe just a little gentle
toner,

like I know what I'm talking
about

- Just for Wayne.

- Oh God.

- So I'm going on a
cheeky little date night

tonight with Joe.

- Very nice keeping the
romance there, Fern.

- Well you know sometimes these
things have got to be done.

And he was like, I just want
to spend more family time and

- What is this whole family
thing with them like?

It's actually quite

- Irritating?

- Do you know what?

I never really badmouthed Joey
once

The things they've said about
Samantha,

it's just really upsetting.

They've really upset me as well

that they've made my
sister feel like that.

I would never want Joey to feel
like that.

I would never say the things
like what they've said.

And you know whether they agree
with what she's done or not

or what they've done
or their relationship,

like you say, they've
overstepped the mark.

I can't see it ever being the
same.

[upbeat music]

[exclaims]

- Screw you bitches.

- My serve.

All right, your serve.

- You've done the right thing.
- I know.

You've done the manly thing.
- That's why I'm happy.

- I know I've done the right
thing.

- He's got the best ass in
Essex.

- Hey, can I touch your ass?

- He's got the best ass.
- No way, mate.

- Jasmin's got a nicer ass than
him.

- No, Diags is.

[laughs]

- You gonna take Abi out for a
date.

- I think so, yeah.

- She wants a bit of your candy,
boy.

- Had enough of my candy.

[laughs]

- Where you going to take her?

- I was thinking of
maybe taking her rowing.

- Rowing.
- Yes.

- Did you know that's one

of the romantic things Diags,
ever?

- Is it?

- Yeah, you know they do it in
Greece.

You go and boat in it.

- Stop.

- Do they do it in Greece,
- Play the ball man.

You mean Venice.

- That's Greece, right?

- No, that's Italy.

[laughs]

- Keep your head still.

[knock on door]

- Door.

- Do you want these
highlights Towie or what?

Samonester.
- Hello [mumbles].

How are you?
- Looking very summer.

- You okay?

- Yeah, you all right?

- I've just come to ask
you a massive favour.

One if you could pick up

my spare set of keys from
Joey's?

- You don't want to see him?

- The thing is, I saw him

and it was lovely and we was
giggling

and we was laughing.

And then I hear there's more
stuff

that the family is saying

and I can't compete
anymore with Joey's family.

Joey knows how much I love him,

but I think I've got to make a
decision

other than just keeping
myself upset all the time.

And I think people are
forgetting the fact that

Joey finished with me and I've
been trying

and now I just give up

because I think that the family
situation

has gone too far.

So I think by me getting
my keys back, we'll.

- Draw a line under it.

- Yeah.

- He's gonna love that,

me turning up.

- Sometimes as a friend,
you have to do these duties.

- Yeah, of course I will.

[upbeat music]

- Just wanted to know why
you pushed everything at me?

- I didn't push anything
towards you at all.

Mario come up to me and said to
me,

"I've heard it's Chris."

"Is it him, Rick?"

and I was like,

"Look, I don't want to be a part
of it.

"I don't know, let's leave it at
that."

And he went, "Well, was it him?"

and I went, "I don't know."

He went, "Well, I'll take that
as a yes."

- So he basically wanted
you to grass on me?

- Yeah.

What it is is it's a rumour, it
was you.

So he's probably asked a few
people

and they went, "I reckon it was
Chris,

I reckon it was Chris."

- Because he's trying to be
Inspector Cluedo with it.

That other people think they
know

what actually happened that day.

- Exactly but no one does.

- He's trying to play us
off against each other.

He's trying to make us feel like

we're not as close as we should
be.

Do you know what I mean?

When we are.

Whatever.

- Listen, it's not going
to get in between us.

The fact is, they're not
together anymore.

Things have happened between
them two and that is is.

Do you know what I mean?

- As much as we can pass
the buck onto each other,

do you know what I mean, I think

we should all take a little
bit of responsibility.

We all sat around that table.

Me, you, Jess and Lucy

and we all know really what
happened.

- Yeah.

[upbeat music]

- Chloe was looking pretty good
the other night, wasn't she?

- Of course she is.

- So I've never looked at her
before but

she was looking--

- She's stunning, yeah.

- -nice. She's looking stunning.

How you and Lucy to getting on?

- We're getting on all
right, to be honest.

We always sort of speaking.

- So getting quite serious here?

- No, I wouldn't say serious.

I thought we just getting on
really well.

Like whenever we're together,

she always wants to hold my
hand.

It's really like flirty, yeah.

Do you know what I mean?

Like when you first meet someone

and you're first attracted to
them,

you're flirting all the time.

- And you're a bit flung.

[mumbling]

But you've only been seeing each
other

a couple of weeks, so.

- I know.

I do really like her.

And she's obviously a really
nice girl

but its just things are
more complicated than that.

[upbeat music]

- It's as much as a surprise
to me than it is everyone else

because you know what Joey's
like.

They break up and get back
together a lot

but this time he seems different
about it.

- And how are you about it?

Cause you're the one that's
getting a lot of stick.

- Apparently I'm the queen of
the family.

- Well, you are though.

[laughs]

Princess.

- Yeah.

[upbeat music]

- Oh my God, these ducks look
freaky.

[mumbles]

Oh no, go away.

Go away.

- Let's creep around it, come
on.

That's it.

The more you feed them, the
more they're gonna chase us.

- Oh no!
- I'm sorry.

Right ducks, this is it.

Go.

[laughs]

We've been walking all day.

- The thing is Sam, you
see that swan over there?

That's what you was like
on your engagement day.

And now your like one of
these dishevelled ducks.

[laughs]

And let me tell you something
now,

if you really love him,

- Yeah.
- and he really loves you,

you gotta forget Chloe,

forget Frankie,

and the pair of you have got
to crack on with each other.

- Yeah.

- Sometimes things are for the
best.

Do you want to live your life
tiptoeing around the family?

- No.

It's just very stressful.

- You are very stressed, Sam.

I can see it.

I'm not laughing cause
I don't always laugh

when I can see people getting
sad.

Cause I'm trying to cheer you
up.

Do you need it?

Do you need the shit?

I'm not been funny.

I don't know why

or what's going on here.

Why the family hate you so much?

It's a fucking liberty if I'm
honest.

- I just think it's gone too
far.

- Walk away, Sam.

It's not fair you being upset.

Do you feel that you love Joey
enough

to forget about all of this and
move on?

- I wish I could but it should
be hime.

He should be on my side.

He should be there for me but
he's not.

- So what does that tell you?

- I just feel like so alone

and he's got everyone around
him.

I haven't even really done
anything wrong.

- Do you know what?

Give the ring back,

and crack on with your life.

[slow music]

[upbeat music]

- Hello?

Yeah, I've got something
really important to tell you.

Yeah, I'll meet you at
the Blue [mumbles] Pub.

All right.

All right, bye bye.

Bye.

[slow rock music]

- Right here?

[mumbling]

Don't know probably next one.

[mumbling]

- Oh!

- Oh mate, we've gone over a
rock.

We've gone over a rock.

Was it?
- Yeah, it was a rock.

[clears throat]
- Fucking hell, Joe.

- These are some nice
houses down here boys.

- That's what this is
all about, I like that.

- Yeah.
With the gates.

- What about this one here?

- What?

That's got a little caravan
here, look.

[laughs]

That's where Daigs will be
living.

- Yeah.
- It'll be so sick

if we lived together.

- Yeah, get a place together.

- Would you not be sick as
well for one of the rooms?

Like a monkey rooms.

Put to keep a monkey in one of
the rooms.

- What, an actual habitat?
- No, actually in a room

but actually make it a zoo.

Like, make a zoo.

One monkey, they're hard to look
after.

- With trees and that in there,
ain't?

- Anything you'll be willing to
give it.

It'll be like a full time
holiday.

- [Charlie] That's what I mean.

How perfect is that.

- What would Ferne say about
that, Charl?

- I obviously haven't told her
that.

- All these girl problems mate.

All the boys been out in a
minute having girl trouble.

- Yeah, I just want everyone to
be happy.

I just everyone just to--

I want stuff to just clear up.

All of ours fault, now
I need a bit of space.

- Only thing is, Sam's
impatient, Joe, isn't she?

She always has been.

She's going to be like,

she's going to want it to be
resolved.

She's going to want it
to be resolved right now.

She's not going to want to wait.

[upbeat music]

- It's like literally taken him

like two years to ask you on a
date?

- I'm actually genuinely
excited.

I don't know what to expect,
Jaz, at all.

- Do you reckon he's like really
shy?

- I hope not because me
and him really get along.

Like we have a proper laugh.

[mumbles]

- I reckon.

Actually I don't know where
he's going to take you

but he might take you to dinner.

- I might just wear a dress.

- Yeah.
- Pants or dress.

You can't really go wrong
with pants or dress, can you?

- Yeah, elegant pants or dress.

- That'll look nice.

- I've never seen Diags on a
date.

I've never seen him on a date,
have you?

- No.

- So he must like you.

I reckon he'll make such good--

like he'll make an effort
'cause he does like you

and he really respects you.

- Do you think?

- Yeah, definitely big time.

[upbeat music]

[laughs]

[shrieks]

- Smash, smash time.

- Get off of me, mate.

I can't concentrate on this.

I'm trying to think about your
date.

- Oh with Abi?

- Yeah.

What do you mean, what date?

As though like you've got loads,
yeah?

[laughs]

How many other dates have you
got?

- No, maybe your date.

Someone else got a date.

Something like that.

It's not normally me, is it?

- What, are you picking
and choosing now, yeah?

- No, I'm just saying.

Normally no one talks about
my sort of dates, do they?

- Because you never have any.

I think it's the first
date you're ever, isn't it?

Do you reckon she actually
looks at you and goes,

"Cor, look. Jasmin, look."

"There's Diags, he looks well
fit today."

[laughs]

- No.

- Do you reckon she's like,

"Oh Jasmin, look at Diags."

"He's a [murmurs]."

[laughs]

- You're finding this
quite funny, aren't you?

I'm in the same boat as you,
mate.

I don't understand why they do
it.

Mate, I must be a really,
really nice person.

- It's certainly not
your money she's after

'cause you aint got none of that
either.

[laughs]

- Rowing is cheap though.

- [Arg] Huh?

- Rowing is cheap.

Picnics are cheap.

[sighs]

- Don't know, mate.

- Never seen you taking
Gemma on a rowing boat, mate.

Never seen that once.

- That's 'cause we'd
both sink, that's why.

We'd end up at the bottom of the
lake.

- Fair point.

[laughs]

- Go a notch, go a notch,
go a notch, go a notch.

[shrieks]

- Yes!

Yes, yes!

[soft music]

- I've decided to go and
do some work experience.

- That's such a good idea.

- But I haven't got
qualifications in fashion.

Creative people don't
always need them, you know.

- Right.

- Obviously, I'm a little bit
nervous

because I haven't actually had a
real job

where I've actually worked
for somebody serious.

- You've never had a real job?

- Not since I had Maddy and
Maddy's eight.

[footsteps]

- Hi.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- Would you like to take a seat
there?

- Yep.

Thanks.

- How are you, Billie?

- Good, thank you.

You?

- Yeah good, thanks.

- You all right?

- Yeah.

This is cosy, isn't it?

- I'm actually quite glad
we've bumped into each other,

to be honest.

- You are?

- I just feel like its
been really awkward.

- Yeah, I don't think it
could get any more awkward

right now if it tried.

[upbeat music]

- Next!
Let me have a look.

Quickly, keep them coming.

- This might be a bit tight
though

because I haven't worn
this in a long while.

[groans]

- Mediocre.

Yeah.

- I feel like I'm in
the Army or something.

- So so.

Come on, next.

I tell you, Diags,

I hope she appreciates all
the effort you're going to.

- Oh she will.

- Yeah?

- She's a lovely girl.

- In a weird way, I'm really
proud of you.

- Why?

- I don't know, I just am.

You're making an effort.

You know, you've put a lot of
thought an effort into this.

I think hopefully it will go
along well.

I'm sure she'll appreciate it.

- It's a new leaf, what can I
say?

Its a new Diags.

- Do you feel like it is though
or not?

- No.

[laughs]

I just got myself a date.

- Yeah, you do look quite good.

All right.

- What happening Abi, you all
right?

Yeah, cool, do you wanna go
rowing?

[laughs]

- You know what I'm gonna say.

- I don't really.

- I just feel like a lot of the
comments

coming from your side of the
family are always negative.

- How can you straight-faced
come in here

and like basically attack
me for defending Joey?

- Attack you?

- I feel like you are.

You're being aggressive.

- I'm not being aggressive.

- But what do you want me to do
then?

Say nothing to him?

Say, "No, Joe, I'm not going
to give you any advice."

"I'm not going to be there for
you."

What can I do?
- But its all that negativity.

- I think you're negative.

- Are you joking me?

- You're negative, yeah.

- I'm negative? I'm negative?

I've witness plenty of
things your precious

little prince of a cousin
has done to my sister.

- What then? Tell me.

- You've got what you wanted.

They're not gonna get back
together.

- I haven't got what I wanted,
I don't care about Sam.

- Yeah, well obviously.

Obviously.
- I don't care

if they're together or not.

How is that what I wanted?

- Because obviously that's all
you do.

All you do is feed negative
information.

- All I do what?

- I've got my own life.

I couldn't give a shit about
your sister

and her relationship.

- Good, well I'm glad
we're both hearing that.

- Do you know what?

You've come in here all guns
blazing

and you know deep down that
you're wrong.

I've been friends to you
and Sam all this time.

- Wrong about what though?

- What have I ever done wrong to
you?

Tell me.

- Upset my family.

- When?

- And saying horrible
things about my sister.

- When?

Recently, fair enough but when?

- You and your family
constantly dig my sister out.

- My whole family?

- You've all been so
bloody nasty and meddling.

- No, I'm not.

When have I meddled?

- You've done it continuously.

- When?
- Tell me.

You keep saying it but
we're not getting anywhere

with the conversation.

Tell me when?

- Because you're shouting
you're head off like a lunatic.

- Because I'm pissed of
with you and your sister

making me the bad guy.

- Well so am I.

So am I.

Yous two are constantly
slagging off my sister.

Making her feel like that.

- But you're making me feel like
that.

- Good because that's the way
she feels.

- Girls.

- Fucking idiot.

You're upsetting me.

You and you're sister
are upsetting my family.

- Well good.

I want you to feel how
she's made you feel.

Exactly every time.

- Yeah so get over it.

- Well, you get over it then.

- Stop fucking lying about it.

- How is it a lie?

What does she expect?

[upbeat music]

- You all right, Dad?

- How you doing?
You all right?

- Yeah and you?

- Yeah good. Cheers.

Happy Father's Day.

- Yeah, mate.

You've been alright?

- Yeah, not too bad.

You've been alright?
- Yeah, not bad.

- Feels like I haven't seen you
in ages.

- Yeah, it's been a while, ain't
it?

- I know.

- So how was Mabali?

- Yeah, it was good.

Yeah it was different to a usual
holiday.

It is mad, ain't it?

You've been there before?

- Yeah, I've been there
[murmurs].

I remember a little bit.

[laughs]

- We've a small chat who's done
it?

- Why you gonna fILl on your
body?

[mumbling]

- I'm running out of room ain't
I?

- Yeah, no I need to catch up
with you.

- It saves me money on holidays,

I don't need the sand [mumbles].

- Cheers
- Cheers dude.

Yeah, I have to get back
down at the gym soon.

- Yeah, definitely.

So how's everything, like your
love life.

How's that going?

- Yeah, it's a bit complicated.

[mumbling]

- Yeah, so I've been getting to
know Lucy.

- Yeah.

- It's been alright, so far but.

- She seems like a nice girl.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- No, she's really a nice girl.

Like you can have a
laugh with her, ain't it?

Just since being home from
Abaya, I've spoke to my ex.

And this is why I wanted
to bring you here today,

and talk to you properly.

But yeah, I don't know how to
say it,

but, I'm gonna be a dad.

You're gonna be a granddad Jim.

- What?

[laughs]

- Yeah, really.

- Oh man, really?

- Yeah.

- Wow.

[laughs]

- That's what you mean by
complicated.

- Yeah.

- Oh dude.

- You're gonna be a granddad.

[mumbles]

- You alright, yeah?

You happy?

- Yeah, really happy.

It's just your eyes and I
could tell you that's all.

Just that I could tell
you today on Father's day.

[mumbling]

- Yeah I know it's crazy.

- What's gonna happen to you?

- I don't know, we just
both gotta grow up,

and we both gotta solve,
just I don't know.

- You need to work it out then.

- I know.

- I'm happy for you then, truly
happy.

- Cheers [laughs].

Can't stop smiling [laughs].

See how I'm smiling, my face is
up here.

[laughs]

[upbeat music]

- Flowers?

[laughs]

- Oh my God, thanks.

- Time to go for boating no?

- It's raining.

- Come, get in the boat.

- I should [mumbles].

[laughs]

- Stay there, okay I'll
get us in the water.

[screams]

- Oh my God it's disgusting,
look at it.

It's all grey.

[screams]

- Stay low, stay low.

[upbeat music]

- Oh Ben, you've got a sonogram.

That's a proper baby, ain't it?

[chuckles]

- It's a real one, yeah.

- Congratulations man.

- Cheers dad.

- I love you man, you know that?

- Yeah me too.

- You'll be great.

- I always wanted to
be a young dad anyway.

As you know I've always
loved kids and stuff.

And obviously when
you're young dad for me,

and we've played football,
we got to the gym together

and everything like that.

That's how I want to
be to my kid obviously.

If it's a girl, I don't have
a plan for her but [chuckles].

- No, no.

- When I went to find out,

it was just, man, such a big
shock.

I had no idea, that's
how you feel, I feel bad

cause obviously just I
feel bad on Lucy in a way,

cause she's ...

- But you didn't know, did you?

- Yeah, I had no idea but yeah.

- So no more Lucy then.

[slow rock music]

- I've got, no it's working.

You've gotten the swing of it
now.

- Shit, shit.

[mumbles]

I'm actually soaked.

- Do you wanna moan the whole
time,

do you know what I mean,

I know it's wet, we're both wet.

We are in the same boat.

[laughs]

- I like that one.

- So your dad don't care about,
obviously

cause your dad's been a bit
[murmurs].

- Yeah.
- He don't care about

you going on dates or.

- No, it like a normal dad
like really protective over me.

Like he wants to know what,
you know like boyswise.

Like if they're good
enough for his daughter,

as a normal dad.

- Ask me that I know a lot of
bible verses off the heart.

- Go on, what's the ...

- Okay, but I only know
[chukles] some.

- John.

- [mumble]16.

- What's John16?

- For God so loved the world
that he gave his only son,

that whoever believes in
him shall not have [laughs].

To not die but have eternal
life.

Boom.

- What's that mean.

- I know what it means,
but it's hard to explain.

- He sacrificed his only son
for the better of the people.

- Good up here, ain't you?

- I'm not daft.

[upbeat music]

- Come here.

- No [laughs].

- Come here.

- Not great.

- I was with Joey earlier
and we was looking at houses.

Me, Joe and Tom was there as
well.

He's thinking about coming in.

- Tom BS?

- Yeah.

- And it just gets worse.

- What is that face?

Why?

- Well make sure you
get somewhere near by.

- We wanted somewhere
with like a swimming pool,

and a hot tub in the balcony
[laughs].

- Why?

- Just like.

- Why don't you just get normal
...

- Just nice luxury.

- Bachelor pad, exactly.

[laughs]

- You know, I'm not annoyed.

I don't care, you do what you've
gotta do.

- Well, clearly you do care.

I'm 21, a bit younger than you.

By about two years.

- One year, I'm 22.

- But I feel like I need to go

and do all these sort of stuff.

I need to live with the boys

and just have a little bit more
fun,

and then we can think about
getting our own place.

- Get it out of your system Job.

- Exactly.

- If that's what you've got to
do.

Get it out of your system.

[laughs]

[upbeat music]

- This is literally the
most effort I have ever made

in my life to.

- You're joking.

- Was it not a mouthful of it?

[laughs]

- This is to me, this is,
I went to a flower shop.

- Aw, it's okay, I love my
little flowers.

- I went to the supermarket.

I got a blanket.

I was even gonna bring a
blanket.

- This is so cute.

No, I like it.

- Good.
- Cause you need

to stop going out,

you need to stop being
with loads of girls.

- This is the start on it.

- This is the start?

- Is there maybe a
second date in the cards?

- If you promise you're
gonna be a changed man.

- I promise I'll change.

I'll stop going out as much.

- Do you want like one girl in
your life.

- As much, I'm still allowed
to go out occasionally.

- Okay, we both go out.

We can go out together,

we can both get like joints
together.

- But just one girl.

- Yeah, one girl.

- Yup.

No, yeah I'm up for that.

[chuckles]

- What girl though?

- What girl though?

- What girl.

[laughs]

[murmurs], give me a kiss.

[laughs]

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- I feel that we've been
too involved recently,

we are a strong enough couple to
just put

that in a box and put it to one
side,

and don't let it affect
us because it's really.

- But that's what it's
doing at the moment.

- Yes it is, and we're
non stop arguing as well.

It's hard, sometimes I feel
like I want to dump you.

- Sometimes I feel like
we aren't together.

We shouldn't interfere.
- No.

- We shouldn't get involved

and definitely you shouldn't get
involved.

- Well fine then.

There is one more last
thing Sam basically wants me

to go and pick up her set
of spare keys from Joe's.

- Oh yeah.

- Cause she doesn't
want to do it yourself.

- Why?

- I just think that she's done.

Hopefully he won't do
the old crocodile tears.

[mimicking]

- Why do you keep doing that?

He's not a crier all the time.

- He cries quite a lot.

- Yeah, I know cause he's been
upset.

- I'll take a pack of
tissues around for him.

- I feel I've seen Sam cry once.

She might have tried
and squeezed a tear out.

- Why are you saying that?

- Why are you saying that about
him then?

Crocodile tears.

- It was a joke.

You guys can't seem to take a
joke.

- Because it's not a
funny situation, is it?

- I know it's not.

- They split up.

They was engaged couple of weeks
ago

and now they've split up.

I don't see what's so funny
about it.

[door bell rings]

- Mr. OC.

- Hello.

- Looking smooth [murmurs].

- Oh yeah, you alright?

- Yeah, good.

[mumbling]

- You alright?

- What's happening?

Right, what's going on.

- No, not a lot.
- Wow.

- We're just having a nice night
in.

- Oh yeah, you're having a night
in.

- Chinese.

- Couples night.

- That's nice man.

I intruded.

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- I think this has been
a blessing in disguise.

With all the families
getting involved, I think

it's just a sign of things to
come and.

- You're laughed at for
the rest of your life.

Cause they'll always
be protective over Joe.

- Yeah, of course.

- Hello girls.

- Bale you alright?

- Hello.

- What's happening?

- Do you want a drink?

- I need a drink.
Can I have a rosé

and ice please?

Thank you.

God I've had a rough day of it.

I walk into the nail
salon and Lauren, Pope

and Chloe are sitting there.

Obviously, I'm the sort of
person

you know me, I can't help it.

When I need to say something, I
do.

Thank you.

I had to get it off my chest.

No, I think I must have
pushed her buttons.

She was screaming at me,
shouting and it got so heated.

You know, I haven't got
involved,

so why have they felt the
need to get involved so much.

So anyway, just like [mumbles].

- How did it end.

- She stormed out.

I just sat there.

I just thought I'm
staying for my pedicure.

- Thank you so much
for sticking up for me.

Like one else is gonna is
ever gonna stick up for me.

Cause everyone walks on
eggshells around Chloe.

- I just wanted to come and say
hello.

- Clear the air.
- Clear the air with you?

- Yeah.

- No, I'm fine.

I've got you know.

- Why did you say I'm an idiot?

Why?
Why did you call me an idiot?

- No.
- He's like

I'm not an idiot, am I?

- No you're not and I apologise
for that.

- It's crazy what has happened.

Like I feel like it's proper,
like it don't seem real.

I'm just just like
gutted, like in my body.

I feel like, I mean.

- Missing a right arm.

- Please Joe do not shoot the
messenger

but she's asked me, Sam to ask
you for her spare keys back.

- That's fine.

- Yeah.

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- I have no energy left in me.

I just think this can't
continue,

because this will just become a
war

between two families in Essex.

I don't need that anymore
in my life you know.

With me and Joe now, you know
it's over.

So we're gonna see him no doubt.

So I don't want to be out
arguing

and fighting with an ex
partners friends and family.

- And really Sam you need to be

with someone older like
George Clooney or something.

Let me have his brother.

[laughs]

Here's to the future girls.

- Cheers.

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- I ain't said nothing about
you cheating, not once.

Not once, right and I was
there and Chris said it.

- Anyone has been traders were
friends,

wherever you Chris or anyone
if I've got shit on anyone,

if someone shit on me.

- And that's the thing,
have I ever betrayed you?

Honestly.
- No, that's the thing.

If I find out it is you Ricky,

if I speak to Lucy and
I find that it is you

and you've lied to me.

- Listen you're more than
welcome to talk to Lucy.

This is what I'm saying,
I've not got a problem

with you speaking to Lucy
because Lucy will back this up.

- I don't fucking trust you.

- You can trust me.

- If I find out another mate's
fucked me.

Okay I'm gonna tell you one
thing Ricky,

I'll tell you as a friend.

When me and Lucy broke
up, she turned to me

and said, "Look you need to
go out, you need to be single,

you need to get things out
of your system, you need

to go Vegas with your boys, you
to do this

you need to do that."

She like, "I need to be my
girls."

She like I need to this this and
that.

And then she said in six months

to a year's time we'll
reconcile.

So my eyes that meant that I
could go out,

have a bit of fun, do what I've
got to do

but eventually me and Lucy
will get back together.

Start fresh, and that's it.

- And that's very much
what everyone wanted.

- This has happened now,
and that pretty much fucked

that it ever happened now.

- Because of silly people.

And silly people shouldn't
be saying things,

when there's things that
can be said about them.

- I know.

- And you know exactly
what I'm talking about.

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Next time on The Only Way Is
Essex.

- It's all gone wrong again,

I really need to talk can we
meet?

- Hey.
- Hey.

- Oh my God I've missed you so
much.

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