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- [Narrator] This programme contains high heels

souped up wheels and pumped up pecs.

The tans you see might be fake but

the people are all real although some of what they do

has been set up purely for your entertainment.

Previously on The Only Way is Essex.

- I can't think of one thing that stands out,

which is really bad, apart from when we was in Dubai

we had a massive row and I pushed him

and I slapped him round the face.

- Breakups are the worst but every day will get easier.

- I miss her don't I, I miss her obviously.

- I did cheat on Lucy.

- You are kidding me.

- Ricky's told me that it was little Chris

that informed Lucy.

- I'm shocked, really really shocked.

- I'll deal with it Mum.

[upbeat brass band music]

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby, for you and me love

- Ram, what's all this about?

- It's alright don't worry, don't open your eyes.

Please walk, come on, come on Gemma.

- Ram I'm not a dog!

- Come on.

- What's going on?

- One two three, hey.

- Oh my god I love it.

This is the sort of bed I want, Ram.

- It's beautiful

- It's like since I've moved in with you,

you know obviously your place is a bachelor pad and--

- No it's not

- When I first went there you only had

a kettle and a toaster.

- That's why I brought you here babe

'cause you can have whatever you like.

- That's what I'm saying, thank you.

I believe a girl should be with a man a year

if he don't put a ring on it, kick him to the curb.

- Yeah but babe look you just moved in right?

- I know but what I don't want to happen

is that we live together, live together, live together

bug each other out and then break up.

You know with Joey and Sam breaking up

and everything there's, you know I think

we're older, we're wiser.

- It's not babe, it's not gonna happen.

- She's definitely missing him

and I think she does wanna try and get back with him.

- I think they've been talking but not too much.

He's having a bit of a rough time.

- They're gonna get back together.

- Yeah but we don't know that yet do we?

I think we've done everything the right way,

been together three years, and we're still

planning our lives and planning our future

and we're not really rushing into anything like that.

- Yeah.

- One minute they're engaged and wanna be able

to buy this beautiful house

and the next minute they're not together

and talking whether their future is even gonna be together.

I don't want ours to be like that.

- Coffee breath in the morning Charl.

- Yeah!

- No!

Pups don't have coffee breath!

- If I was a pup.

- Call me a puppy.

- Pup.

- No for real in the voice. - No!

- Do the voice! - No!

- Do it!

- Puppies.

[light music]

- Oi it's not even really that cold out here is it?

- Nah mate it's the summer.

- A bit chilly earlier

- Argy.

- Cheers Tom.

Just put it down there mate.

- Oh that is so muggy.

- Arg is gonna let me take these is he?

- Cheers Tom I appreciate that.

- That's all right mate.

- Thank you, thanks Tom.

- Joe how you feeling mate? - Yeah I feel all right.

- What made you split up with Sam?

What was the reason why behind it?

- I can't get over the fact that she disrespected my family

and it hurt me, and it made me feel bad

'cause I'm so close with my family.

I am. - Yeah.

That's when it all started tipping over the edge

and thinking I'm not having it no more,

you don't do that.

- It's true you don't do it.

- It's a whole year worth of stuff

that's built up and pushed you to the point

where you was at breaking point.

You was crying every day. - I know I know I know.

- You was a broken man right?

- That whole slap thing wasn't that bad, know what I mean?

She slapped me but I accepted it cause it was just a slap.

I didn't really think it's enough to break away.

- She doesn't think she's done anything wrong.

She think she's allowed to get away with that

and is allowed to do things like that.

- Like the slapping thing she goes

yeah I've slapped him yeah I've pushed him

everyone does it, no they don't.

- Yeah but the thing that made me snap

was the family issues.

- You can't come in a relationship

and start mugging the family off.

- There's gonna be a point where you have to decide

am I gonna get back with Sam and sort things out

or is it done, is it finished forever?

[car horn honks]

- Oh my god look who it is.

- How are you? - How are you?

- How's Chloe?

- Yeah she's all right. - She's okay I hope.

- Have you got something you're gonna say to her?

- Yeah I mean I didn't mean to offend her in any way.

it just sort of happened, do you know what I mean?

- But you two have both got a habit

of offending people at the moment, yeah?

- Yeah so. - Me?

- Me!

Look at innocent little Mario.

- This whole situation was awkward

it just came from nowhere.

- Yeah that's a slight understatement Wayne.

- You know so say hi for me.

- I think you need to say hi to her,

you need to speak to her, you need to reach out

and speak to her. - Like I say, I'd love to have

a little heart to heart with Chloe.

You know I don't want to fall out with anyone

or have any bad blood with anyone, especially Chloe.

- All right cool, have a good day.

I'll see you later.

- Bye.

- So you gonna come to my mates place tonight

and have a few beers?

- Yeah I'll come but obviously all the other

boys will be going and no doubt little Chris

will be there, and after what he's saying

behind my back to Lucy it's not gonna be a good night.

- Let's go.

[car engine roars]

[pop music]

- Oh my god mate I ain't gonna lie to you

I'm in quite a bad mood.

- Why, what's the matter?

- Mario's on a war path yeah?

- Yeah.

- Thinking that I spilled all the beans to Lucy, yeah?

Ricky's basically grassed me up with all of it

to Mario yeah.

I don't understand why he would've just gone

and said to Mario oh it was just Chris.

- It's just not fair to see,

to know that everyone's thinking it's you mate.

- The thing that really winds me up about the whole scenario

is actually Mario is a serial cheater.

He's been a womaniser and this is deflected off of this.

Jesus Christ mate you make those weights look so easy.

- Chris do you feel all right over there?

- Going red in the face mate, like a crabstick.

- I filled this trolley up but I think we need two.

- What the hell have you bought in there mate?

- Well I thought feathers, let's texturize it all.

Loving this.

- It's very Pussycat Dolls Bob.

- Love a bit of PCD.

- You do don't ya?

- And he needs to know he's getting 15k's worth of ideas.

This aint the teddybears picnic

do you know what I mean, we ain't Goldilocks.

We're going in there and this is like Alan Sugar shit.

- Every time you sat that 15k thing

it sends a shiver down my spine.

- See it's scary and I feel like you think

we're doing a tuck shop at the local JMI for 30 quid

and we're not babes.

- No we're not, everything we do has got to be professional,

this is our biggest party to date.

- This is a bit spesh.

- It is spesh Bob but we've gotta remember

our actual criteria here.

He's quite a wealthy business man.

I think he wants the kinda classy route.

- Well if he wants plain Jane, bog standard, basic,

that's fine, I'm just trying to give my flair.

[groovy electronic music]

- You all right Sam?

- Hello, how are you?

- Yeah not too bad, you all right?

- Good thanks for the invite to the barbecue.

- I'd have loved you to have been there Sam

but it's just a bit too soon isn't it.

I love you to bits, you're probably one of my oldest friends

that I've got. - Yeah you've known me

longer than Joe.

- I'd have loved to see you two together

and it's nice having two of my best friends

going out with each other, it's cool.

- No I just think it's such a shame because

he knows how much I love him

and I dunno what's gonna happen if it works out or not

but it's just such a shame

because when we're good we're really good.

- I just want Joey to be happy, I want you to be happy.

- [Sam] Yeah. - And if that means

you two getting back together then great.

If it means you don't then we'll have to deal with it.

But don't you think it's a bit weird

how the majority of his family

all of his friends, a lot of people,

everyone's saying to him that they don't think

you two should be together.

Don't you think it's a bit mad?

- What you don't understand is

he don't tell yous nothing positive about me

bearing in mind I do everything for him.

We have fun, we lay in bed, we giggle, we laugh,

we're best friends.

All these nice things I do he don't tell none of yous it.

So all you boys and his family

don't think we should be together

because all he says is negative stuff about me.

- We see the nice stuff,

we know you're not a horrible person Sam.

- But Joey gets upset and cries

and obviously yous all feel really sorry for him.

- He's just unhappy Sam, it's horrible.

But I just wanna let you know that I have thought about you

and I'm just checking up to see if you're all right.

- Like I've got so many like Billie, Ferne, you.

I'm hearing loads of different things.

The main thing that I need to do is see him.

- All right well maybe now is the time,

maybe it's coming up to that point

where you do need to see each other.

- Yeah we do.

♪ This is your heart

♪ Can you feel it, can you feel it ♪

- Do you wanna go to the wildlife park?

I wanna find out what monkey you're allowed to take home

whether you can rent them

whether you can buy them, borrow them.

- I don't think you can rent monkeys from zoos

I really don't think you can go into a zoo

and go oh I like that one can I take him home for a bit.

- No there must be a certain monkey you can have in England?

- Mate you should get a Spider Monkey.

They are sick. - The little ones?

- They swing around like that.

- What they do all that crap?

- No not spider man

- Obviously not mate. - No, Spider Monkey.

- Guess what I'm gonna call him

- What? - Peanut.

- [laughs] Why?

- It's a good name innit?

And they like peanuts don't they?

And they're brown.

- Do monkeys like peanuts? - They like bananas more.

- They like bananas more. - Yeah but I ain't gonna

call it Banana am I?

- [laughs]

- Sam said I weren't allowed a monkey, but.

- [Tom] You're not with Sam no more so--

- Me and Tom say you're allowed a monkey.

- She winds me up yeah but I kept saying

the space without her has been quite nice

for both of us. - I think it's been good mate.

To me you seem quite happy, I know--

- I'm not happy I'm gutted man.

I'm gutted cause I thought that was the girl

I was gonna spend the rest of my life with

but on the other hand we ain't arguing

cause we ain't talking.

- You ain't worrying as well.

You're not worrying all the time

and you ain't panicking looking at your phone

the whole time.

- I do well miss her though man.

I started missing her a lot.

- I don't want it to be that you go see her

and you go back to where you was before

do you know what I mean?

- Don't fall back into the trap where say

she's gonna say something when you meet her

she's gonna say everything you wanna hear

she'll be apologising

promising you everything under the sun

and I've said from the start you can't change people man.

♪ Can you feel it

[upbeat music]

- Mine's gone over the net.

It's gone in the field over there.

- Gotta get some more practise in don't ya?

- I need to mate.

- It's good to see ya.

- [Dan] Yeah. - Yeah what you been up to?

I ain't seen you all week.

- Yeah where you been?

- Go on mate you tell me.

You've went to Marbella as my wing man, best mates,

basically mugged me off for a bird.

- I didn't mug you off mate you went off with--

- I'd never put a bird before you.

- No you slipped off with Craig and you was partying

all night. - No mate nah nah nah listen--

- I'm not one to stay out till 7 in the morning mate.

I'm not like that, I had a good time.

- Why did we go Marbella for

if you didn't wanna go out then?

- James you're breaking a sweat, calm down mate.

- Then we get out there, first bit of skirt you see

and you drop me,

you drop me for her. - Yeah but to be fair

it's the best bit of skirt out there, what--

- So you want the best bit of skirt,

it's the best bit of skirt

that's been around the houses twice.

- Right and I see-- - Do you know what I mean?

- I see the girl coming out of your hotel room,

she looked like she'd been around the house 300 times.

- Every time I asked, I couldn't do the sea.

I was going to people round the pool, have you seen Dan?

Oh yeah he's with Lucy like me and my shadow.

- But I wasn't.

- Bumped into Craig luckily enough.

- Luckily enough.

- Craig's a good guy.

I didn't know it before. - No he is.

- Like me and him got on like a house on fire.

Like we went out every night and yeah.

- I wasn't always with her.

I'm only getting to know her, that's the thing,

I'm only getting to know her.

We're not looking into the future together

and all that crap, we're just hanging out, we're just mates.

I've got other things going on.

I was gonna talk to you about it today

but clearly you're not in the mood

so I'll talk to you about it another time.

- Alright.

[electro guitar music]

- Wildlife Park, sick.

- [All] Ahh look at the little meerkats.

- Look how cool they are, look.

Look how small they are.

- I think you should get one of these

rather than a monkey mate.

- Nah man I want a monkey. - Oh shit,

he's sunbathing with his knob out.

- I could easily live the life of a meerkat, 100%.

Look how chilled out he is.

It's basically my life right there.

- I wonder what Sam's up to.

- Come on let's go look at the monkeys.

- Come on then, see ya later meerkats, bye.

♪ Cause it'll love you in the end ♪

- Tilt your head this way, lovely.

- Feel like a bit of a lemon. [laughter]

- That's lovely, really beautiful.

Here, don't smile.

- This man is potentially the biggest client

we're ever gonna have for Leo Events.

- Yeah, which makes me nervous.

I feel like oosh.

- The reason he's come to us, he knows what we're about.

We've got our own little image going on

and we're quite blingy people.

He's not gonna be expecting a party

thrown by the Women's Institute, do you know what I mean?

This is not that kind of bash.

When he leaves this table, he needs to leave us a cheque.

- Oh here we go.

- Hello Mr Webb.

- Hello Bobby, how are you, all right?

- Really good thank you Barry, yourself?

- Nice to see you

- Hi Barry, nice to see you.

- Hello Charlie, how are you, over here, lovely.

- We got you a drink mate.

- [Barry] Oh thanks very much indeed.

That's all right.

So let's talk business.

- Sick.

- Are these the monkeys you're talking about?

- Whoa, these are before monkeys ain't they?

- Yeah. Primate innit?

- [Zoo Attendant] Yeah, Lemurs.

- Hello little fella.

- Here you go mate.

- Whoa, shit.

- Oh my god.

- Oh my god he's so scary man.

- [screams]

- Stop being so scared mate.

You can't have a pet one if you're scared of it.

- What if it's, this is what I need to find out yeah.

What monkey are you allowed to have in real life?

- You wouldn't want one.

- [Diags] I don't think you'd be able to look after it Joe.

It's like having a baby.

- Here you go mate.

- They're worse than that.

- They remind me of like bats.

A bat, a squirrel and a monkey at the same time.

They've got bat ears and a bat face

then they've got squirrel tails but monkey bodies.

- [screams]

- Joey chill out.

- Chill out.

- I don't know why they're touching me

- Has he just, has he pooed on me?

I feel like he's pooed on me.

- [Joey] I hope he has.

- Have you?

[upbeat tropical dance music]

- Don't you just love all the new bits?

- I know so nice, I can't wait to see the pictures.

- Especially after this stressful couple of weeks

at least I've got stuff to keep me busy.

- It's Joey.

I needed space, I'm ready to meet up now to talk.

Now you're ready, little shit.

- Well that's a good thing.

- Yeah.

- You don't seem so sure.

- [laughs] Yeah.

Obviously I wanna see him but it's just like--

- The conversation. - The conversation.

Oh I'm gonna have to have a glass of wine.

- He won't like that.

- Yeah you've been drinking.

Imagine all right, like really drunk.

- Stumbling.

- That'll be the icing on the cake, oh god.

- If you choose to get back with each other

you need to move on from this.

And personally I think it is really the final straw now

because you can't live your life like this

it's making you both unhappy.

- And there's too many opinions involved

too many people, you know?

You just need to be happy and enjoy being together

and the thing is if you and Joey do get back together

then Chloe and Frankie are gonna have to get over

this whole hate campaign they have against you.

And I think you're owed an apology.

- And that puts a lot of stress on to the relationship

and Joey's really gotta stop going back to them

every time we have a little argument

because it's just not gonna work.

And if he can't commit to doing that

we won't be able to get back together, end of.

- Think hashtag the Beckhams here.

Golden thrones, maybe muscly men and gorgeous women

bringing you fruit on carriages.

Let's think outside

the box Barry. - Bobby, Bobby.

A little bit too much

outside the box. - Are we thinking outside

the box a bit? - Yeah a little bit

too much outside the box.

I mean I'm gonna have all my friends

that have never been to this new house right?

Plus it's the anniversary and it's the housewarming

so I can't have anything going pear shaped.

If it goes pear shaped, you'll really see

another side of me, seriously Bobby.

- No I can imagine. - So I've got to have it

spot on okay?

And don't forget I want them great big swans.

- [Bobby] Yeah, yeah. You know I said

the ice sculptures I gotta have and I thought in fairness

you'd have had them here for me today in fairness.

- [Bobby] Do you now I've got a couple of images--

- [laughs] - [Bobby] Which are ice swans,

and I'm also--

- I get nervous sorry,

- [Bobby] Excuse my-- - You've got me a bit--

- [Bobby] Business partner he gets a nervous laugh.

We can also have people walking around

like something out of Narnia you know.

What's it called, not Little House on the Prairie.

- The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.

- That's the one, you know like half man half horse

walking around serving champagne and canapes.

It's all about what you envision.

- I don't really want it over the top.

[upbeat music]

- So is it good news or bad news?

- Well for you I'd say it's pretty bad

- What?

- Your best mate Wayne is in Essex.

- Oh my god I'm so excited.

[laughter] - I thought you would be.

- It's a shame he's offended all of the Essex girls.

- I've only ever known him to be an all right guy

like that's the first time I've ever seen him

being a bit of a prick.

- I just don't need other people's drama.

I don't need drama. - You got enough of your own.

- I don't need Sam's drama, I don't need anyone's drama

just drop me out.

- I got your back.

- I know you have pops.

It's gonna be like a bit of a big test to Joey

these next few weeks

because from what I understand

she really wants to sort things out with him.

I can see them getting back together

and I can see him keep getting back together and breaking up

getting back together and breaking up

because at the end of the day

it doesn't matter how much they try to make it work

if you're not right for each other.

- Yeah.

- That's it.

[heavy electronic music]

- It's actually been all right today, innit?

- Yeah it's been a laugh man.

Your cousin is nuts though, I ain't gonna lie.

How he thinks he's gonna look after a monkey.

[grunting]

- Not the hair man.

- [Charlie] What are you actually doing?

- It's happening.

- Just having a laugh hey.

I bought a present for Abi didn't I?

- That's slightly pathetic.

- It's the thought that counts, you know?

- You fell in love with her already Diags?

- No it just starts the road to cracking on, no?

- Right is she a friend or is she more than a friend?

- She was a friend, maybe it could be a bit little more.

- I bought this for Sam.

- Why are you buying her a teddy?

- It's a teddy man.

- Yeah but you're not in present buying mode are you?

- I do miss her though man.

I feel like I ain't seen her in 100 years.

We're meeting up.

- [Diags] It's up to you mate just be careful

- [Charlie] Yeah I just don't want you to rush into things

- What if she says to you I'm really sorry, I'll change,

I'll be, I won't put pressure on you no more,

I won't be horrible, blah blah blah blah blah,

I wanna get back with you, what do you say then?

- Prove it.

♪ Even though it hurts I can't slow down ♪

♪ Walls are closing in and I hit the ground ♪

- No imagine if you turned up

in your dress that you got engaged in.

- No shut up, as if.

- What does Joey like you in the most?

- The best he'd like me is with no makeup on and pyjamas.

- But you haven't seen him for a long time,

well, I know it's not

been a long time. - It has been ages.

It's the longest period of time we've not seen each other

the whole time we've been together.

That's quite cute, a playsuit.

- Yeah, maybe you should wear that

with like a nice pink lip gloss or something?

- I like this one. - Yes!

Wear that, this is the perfect, that's really nice.

It's almost like a first date isn't it?

- It's like a, but it shouldn't be like this

it shouldn't be, I shouldn't feel nervous

I shouldn't even be worrying about

what I should be wearing really, should I?

- God I hope he doesn't cry, because if he cries

then you can't even understand what he's saying.

- I wonder if I'll be coming home with a ring or not.

What do you do like if it is over?

Do you give it back, do you keep it?

- I dunno.

God don't throw the ring whatever you do.

♪ Just one last time

[uptempo electronic dance music]

- I'm glad you're back on the team.

- Out with the lads.

- Team naughty.

- Team naughty.

- We do work work work, don't we babe?

- We've got this client, oh we had this meeting Lauren.

It was absolute embarrassment.

We done these mood boards, we've tried to be very

profesh. - I love a mood board.

- Yeah absolutely.

- I was thinking gold thrones, add a bit of purple velvet.

I wanted to make it great.

- Even just thinking of it, it cracked me up.

Well I couldn't keep a straight face

and then once I start laughing

he was tryna keep a straight face.

- Probably not the most professional meeting.

- So what now you've gotta wait for him to come back

and say yeah or no you've got the job

- Fingers crossed.

- Oh my god.

- Bon appétit.

Do you know what, I love a buffet don't you?

There's no limits, it's like no holds barred.

- Are you joking?

- What?

- Arg mate look at the size of it

- I've got as much as I can now.

It's embarrassing keep going up all the time ain't it?

- He's gone and bought her a big monkey teddy.

When you buy someone a teddy,

it's like you're gonna make up innit?

- Mate I know you boys might not like it

but I think they're gonna get back together.

- Yeah but you're like a hopeless romantic,

you love all that shit.

It's not like that. - Do you want

them to get back together?

- I dunno man, I dunno.

I just don't know.

- Joey's so much healthier without her

for his own sake, for his own health and hers, their sanity

they should stay apart.

- I know how weak Joey is

I know he's adamant at the moment,

he won't get back with her and he's saying he's adamant, but

as soon as he sees her - As soon as he sees her

- It's a whole different ballgame, trust me.

- All right?

- I haven't seen you in ages, I missed you.

- I missed you, too.

- Who's that? - I bought him for ya.

- Oh thanks. - I went to the zoo earlier

with the boys so I thought I'd buy you it.

Do you like it? - He's lovely yeah, thank you.

- It's nice innit? - I wasn't expecting

a present. - It's nice,

it's just a little gift innit?

- Thank you, how you been?

- Yeah all right, you?

- Been all right, bit of a mad couple of weeks.

- What, what?

- It's just so weird that

I've been going out with you for a year

and I feel nervous sitting here in front of you.

- I know so do I, I know it's weird innit?

[uptempo dance music]

- I think I should go talk to Chris

about obviously him telling Lucy about

the cheating sorta thing.

Do you not think?

- I dunno man, that whole subject

I'm just well out of it do you know what I mean?

I hate it, what it's done to us already,

me, you and Chris, me always being in the middle of it.

- I just think it's a bit conniving

I just think, you know, who would do that?

It's just a horrible thing to do, do you know what I mean?

So I think I just wanna find out why, that's it then.

- So he's the one that told Lucy

that Mario definitely cheated on her?

- That's what Ricky's saying.

- Do you reckon little Chris would do that though?

- No.

- Ain't Ricky and little Chris mates any more then?

- Like all these people they all just shit stir

behind each other's backs, do you not think?

- I know, shit stirrers.

- All right?

What Mario said, it's completely out of context.

- Not true?

- Natch, they've broken up, things get said,

rumours happen like it's just sort of, I'm well over it.

Well I think personally that Lucy's just saying it

to get at him, he's very much twisted it.

You know what he's like.

- Ladies, how are you?

You all right Lauren? - Good.

- Hi Chloe, do you mind if I have a quick chat with you?

Basically I'd like to clear the air.

I said a few things the other night I shouldn't of.

I do want to apologise for calling you an Essex girl

because that was silly of me.

You know I've been married to two Essex girls

so I love them, you know, my daughter's an Essex girl

so I just wanna apologise for that.

- I appreciate your apology.

I don't think we're gonna be best friends.

- No not at the moment, but maybe in time.

- I do feel a little bit out of order

cause I have got a wicked tongue when I want.

- No, I apologise and hopefully we can move on.

- Yeah.

- See ya later Lauren.

- See ya later.

- Bye.

- Everyone Sam, everyone knows.

Everyone knows how much I love you,

everyone knows I wanna be with you.

I've never looked at another girl

in the same way as you have I, ever.

I've told you this.

- So?

- But I can't be going back to how it was.

You know we can't,

not even you. - I know, yeah I know.

We just got to a really bad stage in the relationship

where all we was doing was arguing.

You know that I'm stubborn

but then you knew that from day one.

- You know what the things are, the major things.

- Yeah.

- I don't want none of that no more.

- Nor do I but in a relationship

it takes two people to make it work.

- It does, and I'm not saying that I'm perfect

I'm not saying that, there are some things,

I'm a lot more immature than you.

You're a very mature lady.

You are, ain't ya?

- I love you for who you are so I know you're immature

and people use it as an excuse against our relationship

but that doesn't bother me, that's not the issue.

There needs to be something sorted out

with me you and Chloe because that is really stressful.

- She doesn't hate you, you've got to realise that.

Sam, Chloe doesn't hate you babe.

- Okay, I don't blame it on Chloe, it's mainly you.

Everyone needs someone to talk to when they're stressed out

and they're worried about something

but you should just keep some things between us.

- I do, I do.

I keep a lot of things between us.

I hate arguing Sam, I don't want us to be arguing.

All I've ever said since I first met you

what have I always said?

I hate you arguing with my family.

- I've never argued with your family.

- I don't like the fact, it upsets me, it hurts me.

- It upsets me as well cause I'm like--

- I know. - Its like constant.

- We don't need problems like this in our life,

we don't need it.

- So what, what are we gonna do now?

- I want space, that's all I ask for.

- It's just wasting precious time when we're meant

to be happy and engaged.

- I know that but at the moment things are definitely still

on the rocks ain't they?

- Yeah and that's because what how you're choosing it to be.

- I'm not, if I didn't do this we'd still

be in exactly the same position.

So basically I've saved a lot of arguments.

I was the man and I did it for us.

I've had so much thinking to do Sam,

I've got so much more to do.

- Well how much longer?

It's really frustrating me now.

- I don't know, a week yeah?

- It's up to you, I don't care, I don't need more time.

- No live your life as it is right.

Be happy, do what you're doing,

and then we'll meet up in a weeks time.

- This is so pathetic.

- Why's that pathetic?

- Because you've had your thinking time,

you've had 10 days. - Why you getting--

There's no point in getting angry about it.

- I'm not angry - I've just told you

what did I say to you, I just said to you appreciate it.

Appreciate this time.

I'm here trying to work our relationship out

and you're calling me, you're calling

the whole thing pathetic.

- No I'm calling another week like--

- It's the right thing to do.

- Okay well I'll go and I'll see you next week.

- You're getting angry.

- I'm not, I'm not, I'm not getting angry okay?

- We just need to chill out,

that's why the week's good for us.

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[midtempo dance music]

♪ Flashing lights in the night

♪ They're coming out to get ya

- Hello, all right to have a little word?

- Yeah go on, you all right?

- Yeah I mean I thought me and you were sweet.

I thought we'd start, not going back to where we were

but I thought we'd actually finally get to the stage

where we could be amicable.

- Okay.

- And like I'll hold my hands up

and say I was a complete asshole to Lucy,

I was shit, and I'm happy for her,

the fact that she's found someone else,

but I just don't understand, all right?

I've heard apparently that you went up to Lucy

and told her that I cheated on her

at least 10 times and stuff.

- Okay well I'm telling you straight off

I didn't go over to Lucy and say that.

That's not right at all. - It was Ricky that told me

that you said that.

- I don't know what Ricky's told you

it's an irrelevant conversation in general isn't it?

- Yeah that's why I was trying to find out who it was.

- I don't actually know, so.

- Strange.

- Little Chris, is that true?

Him grassing him up?

- Him grassing him up, on what?

- On cheating on Lucy.

- Mate it weren't Chris.

Lucy told me that it was Ricky.

- He's saying it wasn't him. - Yeah but I didn't say,

why have you said that I've told you that.

- You said, you just said it--

- No you said to me--

- You said the other day

it was Chris. - No you went to me.

- So who was it then?

- You went to me--

- Who was it? - You went to me was it Chris?

I went I dunno.

- You don't know? - I mean, really,

like I said before Chris is my pal.

I'm not gonna sit there and say Chris done this,

Chris done that.

- Obviously someone said it.

If it's not Chris, who said it?

That's what I need to know, I need to find out who said it.

- I don't know, it's nothing to do with me

I just don't really wanna be involved in it.

- So you don't know who it was?

- I don't wanna be involved in it mate,

do you know what I mean?

It's really not my place to be saying stuff like that.

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby, for you and me love

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby, for you and me love

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby, for you and me love