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- [Narrator] This programme
contains high heels

souped up wheels and pumped up
pecs.

The tans you see might be fake
but

the people are all real
although some of what they do

has been set up purely
for your entertainment.

Previously on The Only Way is
Essex.

- I can't think of one
thing that stands out,

which is really bad, apart
from when we was in Dubai

we had a massive row and I
pushed him

and I slapped him round the
face.

- Breakups are the worst but
every day will get easier.

- I miss her don't I,
I miss her obviously.

- I did cheat on Lucy.

- You are kidding me.

- Ricky's told me that it was
little Chris

that informed Lucy.

- I'm shocked, really really
shocked.

- I'll deal with it Mum.

[upbeat brass band music]

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby, for you and me love

- Ram, what's all this about?

- It's alright don't worry,
don't open your eyes.

Please walk, come on, come on
Gemma.

- Ram I'm not a dog!

- Come on.

- What's going on?

- One two three, hey.

- Oh my god I love it.

This is the sort of bed I want,
Ram.

- It's beautiful

- It's like since I've moved in
with you,

you know obviously your
place is a bachelor pad and--

- No it's not

- When I first went there you
only had

a kettle and a toaster.

- That's why I brought you here
babe

'cause you can have whatever you
like.

- That's what I'm saying, thank
you.

I believe a girl should
be with a man a year

if he don't put a ring on
it, kick him to the curb.

- Yeah but babe look
you just moved in right?

- I know but what I don't want
to happen

is that we live together,
live together, live together

bug each other out and then
break up.

You know with Joey and Sam
breaking up

and everything there's, you know
I think

we're older, we're wiser.

- It's not babe, it's not gonna
happen.

- She's definitely missing him

and I think she does wanna
try and get back with him.

- I think they've been
talking but not too much.

He's having a bit of a rough
time.

- They're gonna get back
together.

- Yeah but we don't know that
yet do we?

I think we've done
everything the right way,

been together three years, and
we're still

planning our lives and planning
our future

and we're not really rushing
into anything like that.

- Yeah.

- One minute they're
engaged and wanna be able

to buy this beautiful house

and the next minute they're not
together

and talking whether their future
is even gonna be together.

I don't want ours to be like
that.

- Coffee breath in the morning
Charl.

- Yeah!

- No!

Pups don't have coffee breath!

- If I was a pup.

- Call me a puppy.

- Pup.

- No for real in the voice.
- No!

- Do the voice!
- No!

- Do it!

- Puppies.

[light music]

- Oi it's not even really
that cold out here is it?

- Nah mate it's the summer.

- A bit chilly earlier

- Argy.

- Cheers Tom.

Just put it down there mate.

- Oh that is so muggy.

- Arg is gonna let me take these
is he?

- Cheers Tom I appreciate that.

- That's all right mate.

- Thank you, thanks Tom.

- Joe how you feeling mate?
- Yeah I feel all right.

- What made you split up with
Sam?

What was the reason why behind
it?

- I can't get over the fact
that she disrespected my family

and it hurt me, and it made me
feel bad

'cause I'm so close with my
family.

I am.
- Yeah.

That's when it all started
tipping over the edge

and thinking I'm not having it
no more,

you don't do that.

- It's true you don't do it.

- It's a whole year worth of
stuff

that's built up and
pushed you to the point

where you was at breaking point.

You was crying every day.
- I know I know I know.

- You was a broken man right?

- That whole slap thing wasn't
that bad, know what I mean?

She slapped me but I accepted
it cause it was just a slap.

I didn't really think
it's enough to break away.

- She doesn't think she's
done anything wrong.

She think she's allowed
to get away with that

and is allowed to do things like
that.

- Like the slapping thing she
goes

yeah I've slapped him yeah I've
pushed him

everyone does it, no they don't.

- Yeah but the thing that made
me snap

was the family issues.

- You can't come in a
relationship

and start mugging the family
off.

- There's gonna be a point
where you have to decide

am I gonna get back with
Sam and sort things out

or is it done, is it finished
forever?

[car horn honks]

- Oh my god look who it is.

- How are you?
- How are you?

- How's Chloe?

- Yeah she's all right.
- She's okay I hope.

- Have you got something
you're gonna say to her?

- Yeah I mean I didn't mean
to offend her in any way.

it just sort of happened,
do you know what I mean?

- But you two have both got a
habit

of offending people at the
moment, yeah?

- Yeah so.
- Me?

- Me!

Look at innocent little Mario.

- This whole situation was
awkward

it just came from nowhere.

- Yeah that's a slight
understatement Wayne.

- You know so say hi for me.

- I think you need to say hi to
her,

you need to speak to her,
you need to reach out

and speak to her.
- Like I say, I'd love to have

a little heart to heart with
Chloe.

You know I don't want
to fall out with anyone

or have any bad blood with
anyone, especially Chloe.

- All right cool, have a good
day.

I'll see you later.

- Bye.

- So you gonna come to
my mates place tonight

and have a few beers?

- Yeah I'll come but
obviously all the other

boys will be going and
no doubt little Chris

will be there, and after what
he's saying

behind my back to Lucy it's
not gonna be a good night.

- Let's go.

[car engine roars]

[pop music]

- Oh my god mate I ain't gonna
lie to you

I'm in quite a bad mood.

- Why, what's the matter?

- Mario's on a war path yeah?

- Yeah.

- Thinking that I spilled
all the beans to Lucy, yeah?

Ricky's basically grassed
me up with all of it

to Mario yeah.

I don't understand why
he would've just gone

and said to Mario oh it was just
Chris.

- It's just not fair to see,

to know that everyone's
thinking it's you mate.

- The thing that really winds
me up about the whole scenario

is actually Mario is a serial
cheater.

He's been a womaniser and
this is deflected off of this.

Jesus Christ mate you make
those weights look so easy.

- Chris do you feel all right
over there?

- Going red in the face
mate, like a crabstick.

- I filled this trolley up
but I think we need two.

- What the hell have you
bought in there mate?

- Well I thought feathers,
let's texturize it all.

Loving this.

- It's very Pussycat Dolls Bob.

- Love a bit of PCD.

- You do don't ya?

- And he needs to know he's
getting 15k's worth of ideas.

This aint the teddybears picnic

do you know what I mean,
we ain't Goldilocks.

We're going in there and
this is like Alan Sugar shit.

- Every time you sat that 15k
thing

it sends a shiver down my spine.

- See it's scary and I feel like
you think

we're doing a tuck shop at
the local JMI for 30 quid

and we're not babes.

- No we're not, everything we
do has got to be professional,

this is our biggest party to
date.

- This is a bit spesh.

- It is spesh Bob but we've
gotta remember

our actual criteria here.

He's quite a wealthy business
man.

I think he wants the kinda
classy route.

- Well if he wants plain
Jane, bog standard, basic,

that's fine, I'm just
trying to give my flair.

[groovy electronic music]

- You all right Sam?

- Hello, how are you?

- Yeah not too bad, you all
right?

- Good thanks for the
invite to the barbecue.

- I'd have loved you
to have been there Sam

but it's just a bit too soon
isn't it.

I love you to bits, you're
probably one of my oldest
friends

that I've got.
- Yeah you've known me

longer than Joe.

- I'd have loved to see you two
together

and it's nice having
two of my best friends

going out with each other, it's
cool.

- No I just think it's
such a shame because

he knows how much I love him

and I dunno what's gonna
happen if it works out or not

but it's just such a shame

because when we're good we're
really good.

- I just want Joey to be
happy, I want you to be happy.

- [Sam] Yeah.
- And if that means

you two getting back together
then great.

If it means you don't then
we'll have to deal with it.

But don't you think it's a bit
weird

how the majority of his family

all of his friends, a lot of
people,

everyone's saying to him
that they don't think

you two should be together.

Don't you think it's a bit mad?

- What you don't understand is

he don't tell yous
nothing positive about me

bearing in mind I do everything
for him.

We have fun, we lay in
bed, we giggle, we laugh,

we're best friends.

All these nice things I do he
don't tell none of yous it.

So all you boys and his family

don't think we should be
together

because all he says is
negative stuff about me.

- We see the nice stuff,

we know you're not a horrible
person Sam.

- But Joey gets upset and cries

and obviously yous all
feel really sorry for him.

- He's just unhappy Sam, it's
horrible.

But I just wanna let you know
that I have thought about you

and I'm just checking up
to see if you're all right.

- Like I've got so many
like Billie, Ferne, you.

I'm hearing loads of different
things.

The main thing that I
need to do is see him.

- All right well maybe now is
the time,

maybe it's coming up to that
point

where you do need to see each
other.

- Yeah we do.

♪ This is your heart

♪ Can you feel it, can you feel
it ♪

- Do you wanna go to the
wildlife park?

I wanna find out what monkey
you're allowed to take home

whether you can rent them

whether you can buy them, borrow
them.

- I don't think you can
rent monkeys from zoos

I really don't think you can go
into a zoo

and go oh I like that one can
I take him home for a bit.

- No there must be a certain
monkey you can have in England?

- Mate you should get a Spider
Monkey.

They are sick.
- The little ones?

- They swing around like that.

- What they do all that crap?

- No not spider man

- Obviously not mate.
- No, Spider Monkey.

- Guess what I'm gonna call him

- What?
- Peanut.

- [laughs] Why?

- It's a good name innit?

And they like peanuts don't
they?

And they're brown.

- Do monkeys like peanuts?
- They like bananas more.

- They like bananas more.
- Yeah but I ain't gonna

call it Banana am I?

- [laughs]

- Sam said I weren't
allowed a monkey, but.

- [Tom] You're not with Sam no
more so--

- Me and Tom say you're allowed
a monkey.

- She winds me up yeah but I
kept saying

the space without her has been
quite nice

for both of us.
- I think it's been good mate.

To me you seem quite happy, I
know--

- I'm not happy I'm gutted man.

I'm gutted cause I
thought that was the girl

I was gonna spend the rest of my
life with

but on the other hand we ain't
arguing

cause we ain't talking.

- You ain't worrying as well.

You're not worrying all the time

and you ain't panicking
looking at your phone

the whole time.

- I do well miss her though man.

I started missing her a lot.

- I don't want it to
be that you go see her

and you go back to where you was
before

do you know what I mean?

- Don't fall back into the trap
where say

she's gonna say something
when you meet her

she's gonna say everything you
wanna hear

she'll be apologising

promising you everything under
the sun

and I've said from the start
you can't change people man.

♪ Can you feel it

[upbeat music]

- Mine's gone over the net.

It's gone in the field over
there.

- Gotta get some more
practise in don't ya?

- I need to mate.

- It's good to see ya.

- [Dan] Yeah.
- Yeah what you been up to?

I ain't seen you all week.

- Yeah where you been?

- Go on mate you tell me.

You've went to Marbella as
my wing man, best mates,

basically mugged me off for a
bird.

- I didn't mug you off
mate you went off with--

- I'd never put a bird before
you.

- No you slipped off with
Craig and you was partying

all night.
- No mate nah nah nah listen--

- I'm not one to stay out
till 7 in the morning mate.

I'm not like that, I had a good
time.

- Why did we go Marbella for

if you didn't wanna go out then?

- James you're breaking
a sweat, calm down mate.

- Then we get out there,
first bit of skirt you see

and you drop me,

you drop me for her.
- Yeah but to be fair

it's the best bit of
skirt out there, what--

- So you want the best bit of
skirt,

it's the best bit of skirt

that's been around the houses
twice.

- Right and I see--
- Do you know what I mean?

- I see the girl coming
out of your hotel room,

she looked like she'd been
around the house 300 times.

- Every time I asked,
I couldn't do the sea.

I was going to people round
the pool, have you seen Dan?

Oh yeah he's with Lucy
like me and my shadow.

- But I wasn't.

- Bumped into Craig luckily
enough.

- Luckily enough.

- Craig's a good guy.

I didn't know it before.
- No he is.

- Like me and him got
on like a house on fire.

Like we went out every night and
yeah.

- I wasn't always with her.

I'm only getting to know
her, that's the thing,

I'm only getting to know her.

We're not looking into the
future together

and all that crap, we're just
hanging out, we're just mates.

I've got other things going on.

I was gonna talk to you about it
today

but clearly you're not in the
mood

so I'll talk to you about it
another time.

- Alright.

[electro guitar music]

- Wildlife Park, sick.

- [All] Ahh look at the little
meerkats.

- Look how cool they are, look.

Look how small they are.

- I think you should get one of
these

rather than a monkey mate.

- Nah man I want a monkey.
- Oh shit,

he's sunbathing with his knob
out.

- I could easily live the
life of a meerkat, 100%.

Look how chilled out he is.

It's basically my life right
there.

- I wonder what Sam's up to.

- Come on let's go look at the
monkeys.

- Come on then, see ya
later meerkats, bye.

♪ Cause it'll love you in the
end ♪

- Tilt your head this way,
lovely.

- Feel like a bit of a lemon.
[laughter]

- That's lovely, really
beautiful.

Here, don't smile.

- This man is potentially
the biggest client

we're ever gonna have for Leo
Events.

- Yeah, which makes me nervous.

I feel like oosh.

- The reason he's come to us,
he knows what we're about.

We've got our own little image
going on

and we're quite blingy people.

He's not gonna be expecting a
party

thrown by the Women's Institute,
do you know what I mean?

This is not that kind of bash.

When he leaves this table, he
needs to leave us a cheque.

- Oh here we go.

- Hello Mr Webb.

- Hello Bobby, how are you, all
right?

- Really good thank you Barry,
yourself?

- Nice to see you

- Hi Barry, nice to see you.

- Hello Charlie, how are
you, over here, lovely.

- We got you a drink mate.

- [Barry] Oh thanks very much
indeed.

That's all right.

So let's talk business.

- Sick.

- Are these the monkeys
you're talking about?

- Whoa, these are before
monkeys ain't they?

- Yeah.
Primate innit?

- [Zoo Attendant] Yeah, Lemurs.

- Hello little fella.

- Here you go mate.

- Whoa, shit.

- Oh my god.

- Oh my god he's so scary man.

- [screams]

- Stop being so scared mate.

You can't have a pet one
if you're scared of it.

- What if it's, this is what
I need to find out yeah.

What monkey are you allowed
to have in real life?

- You wouldn't want one.

- [Diags] I don't think you'd
be able to look after it Joe.

It's like having a baby.

- Here you go mate.

- They're worse than that.

- They remind me of like bats.

A bat, a squirrel and a
monkey at the same time.

They've got bat ears and a bat
face

then they've got squirrel
tails but monkey bodies.

- [screams]

- Joey chill out.

- Chill out.

- I don't know why they're
touching me

- Has he just, has he pooed on
me?

I feel like he's pooed on me.

- [Joey] I hope he has.

- Have you?

[upbeat tropical dance music]

- Don't you just love all the
new bits?

- I know so nice, I can't
wait to see the pictures.

- Especially after this
stressful couple of weeks

at least I've got stuff to keep
me busy.

- It's Joey.

I needed space, I'm ready
to meet up now to talk.

Now you're ready, little shit.

- Well that's a good thing.

- Yeah.

- You don't seem so sure.

- [laughs] Yeah.

Obviously I wanna see
him but it's just like--

- The conversation.
- The conversation.

Oh I'm gonna have to have a
glass of wine.

- He won't like that.

- Yeah you've been drinking.

Imagine all right, like really
drunk.

- Stumbling.

- That'll be the icing
on the cake, oh god.

- If you choose to get
back with each other

you need to move on from this.

And personally I think it is
really the final straw now

because you can't live your life
like this

it's making you both unhappy.

- And there's too many opinions
involved

too many people, you know?

You just need to be happy
and enjoy being together

and the thing is if you and
Joey do get back together

then Chloe and Frankie
are gonna have to get over

this whole hate campaign
they have against you.

And I think you're owed an
apology.

- And that puts a lot of
stress on to the relationship

and Joey's really gotta
stop going back to them

every time we have a little
argument

because it's just not gonna
work.

And if he can't commit to doing
that

we won't be able to get
back together, end of.

- Think hashtag the Beckhams
here.

Golden thrones, maybe muscly
men and gorgeous women

bringing you fruit on carriages.

Let's think outside

the box Barry.
- Bobby, Bobby.

A little bit too much

outside the box.
- Are we thinking outside

the box a bit?
- Yeah a little bit

too much outside the box.

I mean I'm gonna have all my
friends

that have never been to
this new house right?

Plus it's the anniversary
and it's the housewarming

so I can't have anything
going pear shaped.

If it goes pear shaped, you'll
really see

another side of me, seriously
Bobby.

- No I can imagine.
- So I've got to have it

spot on okay?

And don't forget I want
them great big swans.

- [Bobby] Yeah, yeah.
You know I said

the ice sculptures I gotta
have and I thought in fairness

you'd have had them here
for me today in fairness.

- [Bobby] Do you now I've
got a couple of images--

- [laughs]
- [Bobby] Which are ice swans,

and I'm also--

- I get nervous sorry,

- [Bobby] Excuse my--
- You've got me a bit--

- [Bobby] Business partner
he gets a nervous laugh.

We can also have people walking
around

like something out of Narnia you
know.

What's it called, not
Little House on the Prairie.

- The Lion, the Witch and the
Wardrobe.

- That's the one, you know
like half man half horse

walking around serving
champagne and canapes.

It's all about what you
envision.

- I don't really want it over
the top.

[upbeat music]

- So is it good news or bad
news?

- Well for you I'd say it's
pretty bad

- What?

- Your best mate Wayne is in
Essex.

- Oh my god I'm so excited.

[laughter]
- I thought you would be.

- It's a shame he's offended
all of the Essex girls.

- I've only ever known
him to be an all right guy

like that's the first
time I've ever seen him

being a bit of a prick.

- I just don't need other
people's drama.

I don't need drama.
- You got enough of your own.

- I don't need Sam's drama,
I don't need anyone's drama

just drop me out.

- I got your back.

- I know you have pops.

It's gonna be like a bit
of a big test to Joey

these next few weeks

because from what I understand

she really wants to sort
things out with him.

I can see them getting back
together

and I can see him keep getting
back together and breaking up

getting back together and
breaking up

because at the end of the day

it doesn't matter how much
they try to make it work

if you're not right for each
other.

- Yeah.

- That's it.

[heavy electronic music]

- It's actually been
all right today, innit?

- Yeah it's been a laugh man.

Your cousin is nuts
though, I ain't gonna lie.

How he thinks he's gonna
look after a monkey.

[grunting]

- Not the hair man.

- [Charlie] What are you
actually doing?

- It's happening.

- Just having a laugh hey.

I bought a present for Abi
didn't I?

- That's slightly pathetic.

- It's the thought that counts,
you know?

- You fell in love with her
already Diags?

- No it just starts the
road to cracking on, no?

- Right is she a friend or
is she more than a friend?

- She was a friend, maybe it
could be a bit little more.

- I bought this for Sam.

- Why are you buying her a
teddy?

- It's a teddy man.

- Yeah but you're not in
present buying mode are you?

- I do miss her though man.

I feel like I ain't seen her in
100 years.

We're meeting up.

- [Diags] It's up to
you mate just be careful

- [Charlie] Yeah I just don't
want you to rush into things

- What if she says to you I'm
really sorry, I'll change,

I'll be, I won't put
pressure on you no more,

I won't be horrible,
blah blah blah blah blah,

I wanna get back with
you, what do you say then?

- Prove it.

♪ Even though it hurts I can't
slow down ♪

♪ Walls are closing in
and I hit the ground ♪

- No imagine if you turned up

in your dress that you got
engaged in.

- No shut up, as if.

- What does Joey like you in the
most?

- The best he'd like me is
with no makeup on and pyjamas.

- But you haven't seen
him for a long time,

well, I know it's not

been a long time.
- It has been ages.

It's the longest period of
time we've not seen each other

the whole time we've been
together.

That's quite cute, a playsuit.

- Yeah, maybe you should wear
that

with like a nice pink
lip gloss or something?

- I like this one.
- Yes!

Wear that, this is the
perfect, that's really nice.

It's almost like a first date
isn't it?

- It's like a, but it
shouldn't be like this

it shouldn't be, I shouldn't
feel nervous

I shouldn't even be worrying
about

what I should be wearing really,
should I?

- God I hope he doesn't
cry, because if he cries

then you can't even
understand what he's saying.

- I wonder if I'll be coming
home with a ring or not.

What do you do like if it is
over?

Do you give it back, do you keep
it?

- I dunno.

God don't throw the ring
whatever you do.

♪ Just one last time

[uptempo electronic dance music]

- I'm glad you're back on the
team.

- Out with the lads.

- Team naughty.

- Team naughty.

- We do work work work, don't we
babe?

- We've got this client, oh
we had this meeting Lauren.

It was absolute embarrassment.

We done these mood boards,
we've tried to be very

profesh.
- I love a mood board.

- Yeah absolutely.

- I was thinking gold thrones,
add a bit of purple velvet.

I wanted to make it great.

- Even just thinking of
it, it cracked me up.

Well I couldn't keep a straight
face

and then once I start laughing

he was tryna keep a straight
face.

- Probably not the most
professional meeting.

- So what now you've gotta
wait for him to come back

and say yeah or no you've got
the job

- Fingers crossed.

- Oh my god.

- Bon appétit.

Do you know what, I
love a buffet don't you?

There's no limits, it's
like no holds barred.

- Are you joking?

- What?

- Arg mate look at the size of
it

- I've got as much as I can now.

It's embarrassing keep going
up all the time ain't it?

- He's gone and bought
her a big monkey teddy.

When you buy someone a teddy,

it's like you're gonna make up
innit?

- Mate I know you boys might not
like it

but I think they're
gonna get back together.

- Yeah but you're like
a hopeless romantic,

you love all that shit.

It's not like that.
- Do you want

them to get back together?

- I dunno man, I dunno.

I just don't know.

- Joey's so much healthier
without her

for his own sake, for his own
health and hers, their sanity

they should stay apart.

- I know how weak Joey is

I know he's adamant at the
moment,

he won't get back with her and
he's saying he's adamant, but

as soon as he sees her
- As soon as he sees her

- It's a whole different
ballgame, trust me.

- All right?

- I haven't seen you
in ages, I missed you.

- I missed you, too.

- Who's that?
- I bought him for ya.

- Oh thanks.
- I went to the zoo earlier

with the boys so I thought I'd
buy you it.

Do you like it?
- He's lovely yeah, thank you.

- It's nice innit?
- I wasn't expecting

a present.
- It's nice,

it's just a little gift innit?

- Thank you, how you been?

- Yeah all right, you?

- Been all right, bit of
a mad couple of weeks.

- What, what?

- It's just so weird that

I've been going out with you for
a year

and I feel nervous sitting
here in front of you.

- I know so do I, I know it's
weird innit?

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- I think I should go talk to
Chris

about obviously him telling Lucy
about

the cheating sorta thing.

Do you not think?

- I dunno man, that whole
subject

I'm just well out of it
do you know what I mean?

I hate it, what it's done to us
already,

me, you and Chris, me always
being in the middle of it.

- I just think it's a bit
conniving

I just think, you know, who
would do that?

It's just a horrible thing to
do, do you know what I mean?

So I think I just wanna find
out why, that's it then.

- So he's the one that told Lucy

that Mario definitely cheated on
her?

- That's what Ricky's saying.

- Do you reckon little
Chris would do that though?

- No.

- Ain't Ricky and little
Chris mates any more then?

- Like all these people
they all just shit stir

behind each other's
backs, do you not think?

- I know, shit stirrers.

- All right?

What Mario said, it's
completely out of context.

- Not true?

- Natch, they've broken
up, things get said,

rumours happen like it's just
sort of, I'm well over it.

Well I think personally
that Lucy's just saying it

to get at him, he's very much
twisted it.

You know what he's like.

- Ladies, how are you?

You all right Lauren?
- Good.

- Hi Chloe, do you mind if I
have a quick chat with you?

Basically I'd like to clear the
air.

I said a few things the
other night I shouldn't of.

I do want to apologise for
calling you an Essex girl

because that was silly of me.

You know I've been
married to two Essex girls

so I love them, you know,
my daughter's an Essex girl

so I just wanna apologise for
that.

- I appreciate your apology.

I don't think we're gonna be
best friends.

- No not at the moment, but
maybe in time.

- I do feel a little bit out of
order

cause I have got a wicked
tongue when I want.

- No, I apologise and
hopefully we can move on.

- Yeah.

- See ya later Lauren.

- See ya later.

- Bye.

- Everyone Sam, everyone knows.

Everyone knows how much I love
you,

everyone knows I wanna be with
you.

I've never looked at another
girl

in the same way as you have I,
ever.

I've told you this.

- So?

- But I can't be going back to
how it was.

You know we can't,

not even you.
- I know, yeah I know.

We just got to a really bad
stage in the relationship

where all we was doing was
arguing.

You know that I'm stubborn

but then you knew that from day
one.

- You know what the things
are, the major things.

- Yeah.

- I don't want none of that no
more.

- Nor do I but in a relationship

it takes two people to make it
work.

- It does, and I'm not
saying that I'm perfect

I'm not saying that,
there are some things,

I'm a lot more immature than
you.

You're a very mature lady.

You are, ain't ya?

- I love you for who you are
so I know you're immature

and people use it as an excuse
against our relationship

but that doesn't bother
me, that's not the issue.

There needs to be something
sorted out

with me you and Chloe because
that is really stressful.

- She doesn't hate you,
you've got to realise that.

Sam, Chloe doesn't hate you
babe.

- Okay, I don't blame it
on Chloe, it's mainly you.

Everyone needs someone to talk
to when they're stressed out

and they're worried about
something

but you should just keep
some things between us.

- I do, I do.

I keep a lot of things between
us.

I hate arguing Sam, I don't
want us to be arguing.

All I've ever said since I first
met you

what have I always said?

I hate you arguing with my
family.

- I've never argued with your
family.

- I don't like the fact,
it upsets me, it hurts me.

- It upsets me as well cause I'm
like--

- I know.
- Its like constant.

- We don't need problems
like this in our life,

we don't need it.

- So what, what are we gonna do
now?

- I want space, that's all I ask
for.

- It's just wasting precious
time when we're meant

to be happy and engaged.

- I know that but at the moment
things are definitely still

on the rocks ain't they?

- Yeah and that's because what
how you're choosing it to be.

- I'm not, if I didn't do this
we'd still

be in exactly the same position.

So basically I've saved
a lot of arguments.

I was the man and I did it for
us.

I've had so much thinking to do
Sam,

I've got so much more to do.

- Well how much longer?

It's really frustrating me now.

- I don't know, a week yeah?

- It's up to you, I don't
care, I don't need more time.

- No live your life as it is
right.

Be happy, do what you're doing,

and then we'll meet up in a
weeks time.

- This is so pathetic.

- Why's that pathetic?

- Because you've had your
thinking time,

you've had 10 days.
- Why you getting--

There's no point in
getting angry about it.

- I'm not angry
- I've just told you

what did I say to you, I just
said to you appreciate it.

Appreciate this time.

I'm here trying to work
our relationship out

and you're calling me, you're
calling

the whole thing pathetic.

- No I'm calling another week
like--

- It's the right thing to do.

- Okay well I'll go and
I'll see you next week.

- You're getting angry.

- I'm not, I'm not, I'm
not getting angry okay?

- We just need to chill out,

that's why the week's good for
us.

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♪ Flashing lights in the night

♪ They're coming out to get ya

- Hello, all right to have a
little word?

- Yeah go on, you all right?

- Yeah I mean I thought
me and you were sweet.

I thought we'd start, not
going back to where we were

but I thought we'd actually
finally get to the stage

where we could be amicable.

- Okay.

- And like I'll hold my hands up

and say I was a complete asshole
to Lucy,

I was shit, and I'm happy for
her,

the fact that she's found
someone else,

but I just don't understand, all
right?

I've heard apparently
that you went up to Lucy

and told her that I cheated on
her

at least 10 times and stuff.

- Okay well I'm telling you
straight off

I didn't go over to Lucy and say
that.

That's not right at all.
- It was Ricky that told me

that you said that.

- I don't know what Ricky's told
you

it's an irrelevant conversation
in general isn't it?

- Yeah that's why I was
trying to find out who it was.

- I don't actually know, so.

- Strange.

- Little Chris, is that true?

Him grassing him up?

- Him grassing him up, on what?

- On cheating on Lucy.

- Mate it weren't Chris.

Lucy told me that it was Ricky.

- He's saying it wasn't him.
- Yeah but I didn't say,

why have you said that I've told
you that.

- You said, you just said it--

- No you said to me--

- You said the other day

it was Chris.
- No you went to me.

- So who was it then?

- You went to me--

- Who was it?
- You went to me was it Chris?

I went I dunno.

- You don't know?
- I mean, really,

like I said before Chris is my
pal.

I'm not gonna sit there
and say Chris done this,

Chris done that.

- Obviously someone said it.

If it's not Chris, who said it?

That's what I need to know, I
need to find out who said it.

- I don't know, it's nothing to
do with me

I just don't really
wanna be involved in it.

- So you don't know who it was?

- I don't wanna be involved in
it mate,

do you know what I mean?

It's really not my place to
be saying stuff like that.

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby, for you and me love

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby, for you and me love

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby, for you and me love