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This programme contains
divas, dogs and a big old mug.

The tans you see might be fake
but the people are all real,

although some of what they
do has been set up purely

for your entertainment.

Previously on The Only Way Is
Marbs.

- I don't know why he would
propose to me

It was so much more pressure.

- I feel so horrible, I'm sorry.

- I can't help you.

The only person who can do that
is you.

- I think the best thing for me
to do

is to let you go, Sam.

- But I don't want that.

- I think it would be perfect
if you'd move in with me.

- Really?

Live together?
- Yeah.

[screams]

- You lied to me, you
said you weren't coming.

- What, you're telling me

this is the I'm getting Gemma
back outfit?

- I like the fit,

but I can't really breathe out
that well.

- At the end of the day, I'm
taken now,

and that's something
you've got to live with.

- Do you know what I've
discovered

after I've wasted two years of
my life?

I'm not the mug, you are.

[bright music]

[mellow music]

- I can't believe it, Bill,
something's not adding up.

It doesn't make sense.

He's bought a really expensive
ring,

they've been together quite,

what over a year now?

- Yeah.

- So why all of a sudden

does he want to finish it?

- They're gonna split up?

Are they, really?

- Well this is what it looks
like,

apparently that's what I've
heard.

- This is getting on my nerves

all these weddings and then
they don't get married.

- I've never heard anything like
it.

♪ 'Cause you only need the
light when it's burning low ♪

♪ Only miss the sun
when it starts to snow ♪

♪ Only know your lover
when you let her go ♪

- [Joey's Friend] Hoy, hoy.

- [Joey's Friend] There he is.

- [Joey's Friend] What's
happening, Joe?

- All right?
- How's it going, man?

How you feeling?

- You're looking well, mate

- Cheers.

I'm just gutted, man,
I'm just so gutted, man.

It was all making my heart beat
so fast

- From getting engaged to what,
a few months ago, to this?

- What the hell has gone on
here?

- I'm just so confused.

- I think we both need space.

But then she's writing me,

she wrote me four emails, or
three emails

and one massive one,

all say, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

"I don't know what I've done,
you're the love of my life."

Why is she saying sorry now?

She's never said sorry
to me in her whole life.

Why say sorry now?

- Because she realised that
this time she's proper fucked up

and she think she might
have lost you for good.

So now she's thinking, oh
my God, what have I done?

I've really messed up
this time, I've gotta try

and get him back.
- Yeah.

- And she's worried, she's
worried.

that you've actually turned the
corner.

- Yeah, but she should
always be like this.

- Exactly, but she hasn't been.

She can't just change now that
she thinks she's lost you.

She shouldn't have done
it in the first place.

End of.

- People give me advice
and talk to me and stuff,

but this whole situation,
Chloe's not told me

to do anything, no one has
really told me to do anything,

it's my decision.

- No, I do feel for you, man,
because it's bringing back-

- I promise you now, I've
never ever, ever in my life

split up with a girl, ever in my
life.

- I understand, right,
that I can get angry.

- Everyone can, I go off my head
at times.

Everyone can, but your
over it in 5 minutes.

- It's natural, yeah.
- I get angry,

and maybe I'm a little
bit controlling sometimes.

But I'm not controlling in the
fact of

you can't go here, you gotta do
this.

- [Gemma] You're just
caring for him, yeah.

- I'm caring for him,

but they don't see it as that
and he doesn't see it as that.

It's so frustrating to me 'cause
I think

I do so many nice things for
you,

why are you so negative?

Why would you buy me an
expensive, beautiful ring

and ask me to marry you if I was
that bad?

Am I really that bad?

How dare he blame all his tears
on me?

I think it's so unfair.

It's almost like someone
said something or something,

I don't know.

- [Gemma] So it's definitely
over?

- Well, I've still got the ring
on,

I don't know what to do?

I actually I can't even cry
anymore,

'cause I've cried so much this
week.

[upbeat pop music]

- Morning.

- [Abi] Mornin'.

- How's my sexy best friend?

- Hello, á*.

- Got you a latte, three sugars.

- Oh thank you, perfect.
- How you been?

- Oh, how depressing.
- What a nightmare.

- So depressing.
- I had such a laugh

at Marbella.

I really want to be back there
right now.

- I know, I need some more sun,
seriously.

- I know, I didn't get
as much tan as I'd hoped.

- I didn't get tan.

- A spot from my spray tan.

- Oh, Jas.

- I really enjoyed Marbella.

- No, I did.
- I thought

even though there was
lots of drama obviously,

the whole Lucy thing.

I'm not being funny, I
don't have no one's rejects.

- No way, you and Mario are just
friends,

we had a nice little drink
with Craig and Mario,

what's wrong with that?

- Whatever.

Whatevs.
- Whatevs.

- I can't believe I
have to go back to work.

- How depressing is this?

- I've got like five
mortgage payments today,

two loan applications I've got
to do.

- I've gotta sort out all the
press stuff,

I've gotta help with that.

- Come on then, let's go.
- Ready?

- Oh, I can't be bothered.

- My God, my face is nothing
more

than a shammy leather is it?

- I think what's happened is,

you put all that oil on in
Marbella,

you didn't put any SPF on,

and it's like anything, Bob.

The sun is gonna dry your skin
out.

- I want to go more natural,

so I'm kind of sick of
the uber orange skin.

- [Charlie] Good.

- Don't get me wrong,
we all love Willy Wonka,

but Oompa-Loompa at 6'2" is
just not working anymore.

- Hello, Bobby, my name's Dr.
Ward,

I'm a skin doctor.

I understand that you've
had a couple of concerns

about your skin and
that you'd like to know

where you might start
in terms of reversing

any sun damage you may have
caused.

Today what I was going to do

is put you under our
ultraviolet skin scanner.

- OK.
- [Dr. Ward] OK?

- I'm a bit scared.

- Don't be scared.

- You got my makeup bag.

- Come on over.

If I can just get you
to take a seat, Bobby.

And what I need you to do

is just pop your chin in here.

I'm going to take the
photograph, lovely.

- It feels very weird.

- OK, all done, that's
fantastic.

Do you want to come back on
here?

- Okay.

- So overall, the skin
scanner has given us an age.

It puts you in your early
30s, so it's not too bad.

- Shittin' hell, early 30s.

Be honest with me, are
we talking Donatella?

- Maybe he needs to do a Michael
Jackson with the umbrella.

- What was that?

- He always had an umbrella.

[lively music]

- So this is your next step of
moving on.

- [Mario] Yeah.
- Away from Lucy.

- I think I have a fresh start
of a new

á* with a nice house, so I can
have

barbecues and stuff with you
boys around.

For me and Lucy, it was too
quick.

It was literally one thing
after another really quickly.

- It's like sped up.

- á*
- No.

- I sort of learned from
watching

your relationship and thinking,
right,

I don't need to do that too
quick,

'cause I don't want.
- Exactly.

See, every cloud.

Every cloud [laughs].

A cloud to benefit your
relationship.

- You are, you're helping
me out here, I like it.

- And you and Ricky are all
right?

- Yeah, me and Ricky are
the only ones that actually

seem to be fully on track.

However he did, he did say to me

that he thinks we should move
in.

- Move in what, in his house?

- Well, he asked me to move into
his flat.

- I just think you're
not ready to move out,

I really don't think you are.

I don't think you are, dear.

I mean he's a lovely boy,

and I just think he's a
wonderful boy

and he's a lovely person,

if anyone I could wish for you
to be with

at this moment is him.

But I just think it's a bit
early.

- Why are you crying?

- A bit early? You went early.

- I'm really not young any more.

I'm really not.
- No, I understand that.

- We know that,

but to us you're still our
little girl, aren't ya?

[laughs]

Aren't ya?

You are.

- Well, I haven't got a
problem with Dan and Lucy.

I don't really care, all
the best to them, seriously.

Literally, all the best to them.

But the thing is that pisses
me off is the fact that

in Tibu I turned round to him
and said

if you wanna crack on with Lucy,

well crack on.

"No no, no, no, wouldn't
do it, wouldn't do it."

It really doesn't matter.

The thing I'm more
interested in, if I'm honest,

is finding out who's
obviously gone to Lucy

and said about the cheating
stuff.

That can be your mission
for me, Ricky, find out who.

- But that means I'm in the
middle,

being a little, crawly.
- [Craig] Little snake.

- You're my pal, okay,
you always have my back

and I always had your
back with everything.

I just think, why would someone
do it

after we've broken up?

At the end of day,

I don't know who it was,
but as soon as I find out,

as far as I'm concerned,
they're in big trouble.

[fast, poppy rock music]

- 101,

102.

- Do you know what Bill,
chucking the red wine over him.

- Yeah.
- Oh, my god.

- I bet that felt so good,
right.

- I was so glad, I was thinking,

I'm so glad red wine's my drink.

[gasps]

[laughing heartily]

Marilyn flashing.

Imagine if you had no knickers
on.

So what's going on with you and
Dan now

you're back from Marbs?

- I'm meeting up with him later.

- Oh, are you?

- But is it going to be the
same?

Like you know when you have,

have you every had a
holiday romance before?

- Ah, kind of, yeah.

- It's like it was all
that, it was all like the.

I don't know what it is,
the excitement, the passion

when you're on holiday.

- I think yous two make
such a good couple,

I think he's such a nice genuine
guy

and you haven't had that for
ages.

- I do really like him.
- Good.

- He's so sweet, he's just so
different.

- Romantic, caring.
- So romantic and caring,

and genuine, he's just
so not like dickhead.

- [Billie] Dickhead.

- What do you think I am?

Dirty dog, has it feeling horny?

- You tell me, mate.

- I'm going out for
lunch with her for veg.

- Are ya?
- Yeah.

No, we've spoken a couple of
times and I think she's nice.

Like I enjoy spending time with
her,

so it would be nice to see her
at home.

- She's a good looking girl, so
you know.

- I could have done worse.
- You definitely

could have done worse, mate.
- No, she seems nice.

- Especially with how
much we drunk out there,

Jesus Christ, you coulda
taken anyone home.

No, I'm joking, I'm joking.

- We was having an amazing
night.

Even though Mario was
there with that girl, like

literally right in front of me
all night.

Do you know what, I
don't even recognise him.

He was standing there, he was
all puffy,

I don't know if he's
put on weight or what.

Like his face was all puffy,
his teeth looked funny,

He didn't look like himself.

He was all arrogant.

- Really?
- He was like

I could do what the fuck I want.

I was working in my shop the
other day and he drove past,

he hired some white like
flash convertible car,

he drove past my shop,

the girls in my shop counted, 10
times.

- Ah, what, a stalker?

- What the hell?

- It's so weird

- Why?

- Good luck to whoever is
going to be with him next,

they're going to need it.

- Do you feel I should change?

- You don't want to go in
your dog-walking outfit.

- Yeah, I know.

Right, come on, Lila.

Come on, mommy's gotta
get a change for her date.

- Come on, Lila.

[upbeat pop music]

- We grew up together,

I watched all three of
yous go into the world.

I come and held you when
you was one day old.

I've wiped all your asses.

I've got to give him my advice

- Even just to comfort someone,
like.

- Yeah.

- And sometimes, like
especially with family,

you don't want to see your
family sad

and especially seeing Joey sad.

- Do you know what the problem
is?

Where I'm Joe's cousin I feel
like I can,

I can stick up for him and I can
say stuff

'cause we're family and it
doesn't,

it doesn't matter to
me if I don't talk Sam

after this.
- Yeah, of course it don't.

- 'Cause I don't care,

I'm not going to see
her, she's not my mate.

- I speak to Joey when he calls
me.

If Joey asked me for my
advice on a, on a situation.

- Yeah, you'd give it to him.
- What am I suppose to go,

"No, Joe, I'm not getting
involved.

"I'm not going to give you my
opinion,

"I'm not going to be there for
ya."

- I think that's the way that
she plays it

away from us.
- Oh my God,

she should get an Oscar, forget
a BAFTA.

- All I can say is good riddance
to her.

[light, peppy music]

- There were so many dramas in
Marbella,

like you're not gonna believe
it.

Joey and Same have broke up.

- Oh, you're joking.

- No, they've broken up.

- But maybe they'll work it out.

- I hope they do,

'cause I do feel
- 'Cause they are

a lovely couple.

- Yeah, and they look like each
other,

they always say you end up with
someone

that looks like you.

- [Joan] Yeah, they do actually.

- I keep looking at Rami
thinking

do I look like you?

- Not at all.

[laughs]
Nothing like him, Gem.

[light music]

- Do you know what muffin tops
are?

- No, oh, them?

- No [laughs], muffin tops are
like what,

if you eat too many carbs,

it's like what I've got, look.

- Oh, them little, them
wobbly things there?

- Yeah, I've got it.

It's not a good thing,

but that's what you get
if you eat to many carbs.

But we don't do it all the time,
do we?

- So what, so what, I don't
understand what's going on.

- Right, basically, I'm
throwing a carb-a-cue.

Yeah, I know, you're
throwing a carb-a-cue,

but what are we getting this
food for, just everyone?

- Well yeah, mate, it's not
just it's not just you and me

going to eat it and everyone

else is watching us.
- You ain't even,

you ain't told me nothing.

- No, we're getting food
for the whole party,

yeah, everyone's coming.

Oh, sausages, here we go.

Perfect for a BBQ, sausages,
burgers.

You know what I've got
up my sleeve, don't ya?

- What?

- I've got something up me
sleeve.

I'm thinking of hosting a
little,

holding a little hot
dog eating competition.

- Oh, let me be involved.

Who's it against?

Me, you?

Say we win.

- I'm going to tease Rami.

I'm going to get him to enter.

Rami can't beat me in an eating
contest.

- I don't know, man

- [Arg] What you going to do?

- Do a bit of break dance
probably.

[laughs loudly]

- What are you doing?

- Oh, sorry, mate.

[techno music with a heavy beat]

- Right, my loyalty's with Joe

'cause he's family and
he's blood and I feel like

I should stick with him,

but Ferne feels like she
should be sticking with Sam,

because that's her best
friend, which is fair enough,

but then it's just causing
rows between us two.

- Joey and Sam's relationship

is nothing to do with Ferne,
nothing.

[doorbell rings]

- Hi.
- Hello.

- You all right?
- How are you?

- Good, you?
- Yeah, good.

- Come in.

You look lovely.

- [Ferne] Thank you.

- [Chloe] Hi Ferne.
- [Charlie] Hey.

- Hi boyfriend

You all right?

Good, how are yous?

- Good.
- [Charlie] All right.

- Look, I know obviously

I feel that you's are gonna feel
annoyed,

and I've been friends
with Sam for 10 years

so, naturally, I'm going
to kind of side with Sam.

If it was your friend

and she's relaying
everything that's happened,

you listen and you give your
advice

and everything like that.

- But all my advice to you is,

is yes, Sam is your good friend

or your best friend, whatever,

but Joey is our family,

and he's not an idiot.

And whether Sam or not
has told you that he is

is a right liberty, because if
you knew

the other side of the story

you'd know she's the idiot.

And I don't want to make
things awkward, but she is.

And if I sat here and told
you a few little stories

from Joey's side I think
you'd feel very differently.

[funky pop music]

- Hello, stranger.

- How you doing, babe, you all
right?

- Good, you.

- Good, thank you, you look
nice.

- Thank you.

- You look brown, where you
been?

[both laugh]

- I felt like I haven't seen you
in ages.

- I know, do you want a drink?

- Yeah, please.

It's only been a few days.

- Yeah.

- Have you missed me?

- Have I missed ya?
- Yeah.

- Maybe a little bit [laughs].

Course I have.

Why, have you missed me?
- Yeah.

It's been weird, 'cause we
was with each other all day,

every day for the whole Marbella
and then.

- And then we got
separated when we got home.

- Yeah, cheers.

- Cheers.

I picked you a flower
out as well, I'm joking.

- It's just mad what happened

can happen in a week, like us
happened,

- Us happened [laughs].
- Joey and Sam broke,

Joey and Sam broke up, it's just
weird.

- I had a nice time.

Oh, I nearly spilled my drink.

- Are you nervous, Dan?

- Yeah, I'm shaking and
everything, no I'm joking.

No, I'm not.

[funky pop music]

- This whole situation
stresses me out because

I don't, I feel like out
of everyone, even you,

I am more in the middle, I am
tip-toeing around everyone.

I don't want to offend Joey,

I don't want to offend your
family,

but then I also want to comfort
Sam.

- When you're saying
stuff like that to Joe.

- No, not to him, about him.

- Well, about him, it's almost
like well,

why is she saying that?

She is almost part of our
family.

All right, you stepped out of
line

and you've made a mistake
and you've apologised,

but you don't want to be doing
it again

because then they're
going to get the hump,

and then that's when it's going
to start.

That's when I'm going
to be torn in between,

because I got to protect
you because I love you

and I've been with you for three
years.

I don't want to break up
on bad terms, but then.

- What do you mean break up on
bad terms?

We're not going to break up

over this.
- This is what I'm saying,

I don't want this to happen.

- No, but you're saying
things that are worrying me,

that it's affecting our
relationship.

Do you know what?

Okay, I called him an idiot,

it's really not the end of the
world.

- I felt more, I felt
more confident on holiday.

- Why?

- Because I'm just not, I
don't go on dates and stuff,

I don't really do that.

I weren't expecting anything
like this to.

- Well, are you pleased it has?

- Yeah, I am.

Obviously, otherwise I wouldn't
be,

I didn't think you was gonna
turn up.

I've been waiting for you for
ages.

- Why?
- I'm joking.

- You're too nice for me, I
always go out with dickheads.

- What do you mean, I'm too nice
for ya?

I'm not.
- You're too nice.

No, I'm not.
- I don't mean it like.

- I'm just normal.

- I'm not putting you down,
I'm saying it as a good thing.

You're just nice, you're just
genuine.

Like when I talk to you you're
just,

I feel like you're
being honest and normal.

Like with everyone else I've
been out with

it's always an act.

[upbeat music]

- This is so lovely.

- It's so grand.

- Just what I need, thanks
for bringing me here.

- I know, you can always rely on
us.

'Cause I can just chill now.

- We've got some champagne on
ice for her.

- Have we?
- Yep.

- Ooh, nice.

- You know what she's like,

she was happy and stuff

but she was also upset.

- Well, Dave, what you
think, she's moving in?

What you think about that, no,
yeah?

He's not answering me, he's
undecided.

- He loves me, he loves me.
- No, he's undecided.

- He loves me being here.
- I don't know [mumbles].

- They were happy for me,
though.

Obviously, Lucy reacted
slightly differently

about it which is understandable

because the experience she had

was clearly not what is meant to
happen

when you move in with someone.

But I think that they didn't
work

because clearly there was
no trust between them.

So, the reason they didn't
get on living together-

- Well they didn't break up
'cause they lived together.

- Exactly, they broke up 'cause
there was cheatin' rumours,

even down to not having sex and
stuff.

From what we've heard,
that didn't happen a lot,

whereas, with us, it's a
different story or whatever.

- It happens a lot, yeah.
- Nice detail, but,

we've got no problems in
that area and whatever,

so it's different, a completely
different relationship.

- He wants me to find
out who dogged him in

about cheating, 'cause
obviously Lucy was like,

I've got proof, blah, blah,
blah.

- Oh my God.

- Oh, it's nice and warm, this
is so nice.

- It's so nice and plush.

- It's lovely.

- It's like the Roman baths.

- Isn't it?
- That's what it feels like.

- Aren't you suppose to be in
these naked?

- No, I feel like there
should be a boy coming

down the steps with the grapes,
and wine.

Just before I come round here

I went to pick up Charlie from
Frankie's.

- What did they say?

- Well, they're obviously very
team Joe.

- [Sam] Obviously.

- And Chloe was like well if you
were to,

you know, listen to some of the
stories

that Joey has told me then I
think

you would think very
differently of your friend.

- If she listened to me
and a few of my stories

then maybe she'd know
that her little cousin

isn't the golden boy she thinks
he is.

- What does Charlie think?

Like does Charlie acknowledge
anything

that this isn't all Samantha,
or?

- He is

very much on Joey's side.

- See I, that surprises me about
Charlie,

because I think he's quite a
fair person

from what I know of him and I
just think.

- Yeah, but they're all
getting it in the ear

from the queen of the
family aren't they, so.

- Yeah.
- They just don't like me.

Even if I had done something
really bad, which I haven't,

like how can you redeem yourself

when you're up against that?

[lively music]

- Hey, hey.

- You all right?

- You know she's moving in with
me so.

- Treat her well,

'cause otherwise you'll
get this right up your.

And I mean it, or that.

[laughing]

- Ow, I sat on my hand.

- If you can't treat me right

then I've learned somehow,
in my head, that I can't,

I can't be with someone like
that.

- We don't actually care about
Sam or your relationship,

we just want you to be happy.

- I know, I know, I am happy,

but it's upsetting and I'm
gutted, but I feel sweet.

- Single boys.

- I'm not classing myself
as single yet, man.

[sexy dance music]

- What happened on the date?

- Yeah, it was nice.

It was like really, it
was like quite casual.

He's really sweet.

- I always see him looking
at you and I'm like,

Lucy, he's looking at you.

- You see, I don't see that.

I like him though, I do like
him.

[sexy dance music]

- It's a bit like Marbs today,

but yeah, it ain't it's Arg's
garden.

- It's like Marbs but with hot
dogs.

- All right Chris.

I owe you a big apology
of what happened before.

I had a go at you, I shouldn't
have had a go at you,

I was taking out, I think all my
anger

that I had with mine and Mario's
situation

on you at the time.
- Yeah, of course.

- I don't know why I did it,
but I'm really, really sorry.

You didn't deserve it at all,

and you're a lovely sweet guy

and I am really sorry.

- Well, it's nice to have
the apology obviously.

Obviously no one was a winner
in the scenario were they,

really until the end,

do you know what I mean?
- No, we're the winners,

Chris.
- Yeah.

I guess we are the winners,
yeah,

if you want to look at
it in that positive spin.

Do you know what, it's
water under the bridge

so don't worry about it, all
right?

- So we can be friends now,
yeah?

- Yeah, of course we can, Luce.

- Have you spoke to Wayne

since you abandoned him
at dinner the other night?

- No, not at all.

- Oh my God, Lauren.

- I know, it's well awkward

because I've known him for
years,

but obviously like he was shitty
to you.

- Was you rude when you left or
like

what was it like?
- No, I weren't rude,

I just said really you can't
say shit like that to girls,

like if a girl chucks an insult
at you,

you've just got to take it,
like be a man and take it,

don't give it back, like
it's not very gentlemanly.

And then I just said bye and
left.

- Was he still just sitting
there with his wine?

- Eating.

- Oh Lauren, I love you.

[high-energy music]

- Do a cartwheel.

- I cannot do a cartwheel

- Do you think you're really
good at them or something?

They're not that hard, are they?

- Just gotta trust yourself,
doesn't ya?

- Are you joking me?

That's more like break dancing.

- What the hell's that?

[laughing]

- [All] Cheers.

- To the spa and good health

- I wonder how Joey's
getting on at the BBQ?

- I'm just so glad we didn't go,

and we brought you here instead

because imagine how annoying
it would be, being there.

- That would have been really
awkward.

- Did we get the invite?

Probably not.
- We didn't get an invite.

Oh talk about Arg, oh,
"best friends for life",

where was our invites to the
BBQ?

- Douche.

Do you reckon Joe's going to
be like "Oh, where's my Sam?"

[laughs]

Crying over his sausage.

- No, he won't, I reckon
he is absolutely fine.

- [Ferne] Yeah.

- No, but it is so good that
you're here and not there,

because he's actually going
to be thinking where is she?

- Yeah.

- One quick one and you can join
the group

- Oh, sorry, is it?

- If it's good enough we'll let
you in.

- I can't do it, man.
- Just do one!

- Oh!

- And a little flip at the end.

- Fancy.

Boys, I must admit, yeah,

I'm nervous but confident
at the same time.

- You'll be all right, mate.

- I'd be nervous against Rami.

- Rami's a big guy man.

- He's more of a man than you.

- Yeah, but I've got a bigger
belly.

- He's more man than
all of us put together.

- Yeah, but I'm more hungry.

- No, you're not man.

- Listen, when it comes to
food, when it comes to eating

I know what I'm talking about,
do you know what I mean?

[lively music]

- It's called a hot dog war,

also known as a hot dog
competition.

I've got Arg to my right,
[a few people cheer]

weighing in 18 stone,

and I've got Rami to my left.
[a few people cheer]

I don't know how much he weighs

but he goes out with Gemma
and that's all that matters.

Right, is there any words before
we start this hot dog war?

- The one that eats the most
gets me.

I'm joking, I'm joking, it's
banter.

- This is my turf and I
eat hot dogs in my sleep.

- Ooh.

- Any last words, Ram?

- Um, I'm just going to kick his
ass.

[people cheer]

- Right.

Three, two,

one, go.

- Come on Arg, this is your
time.

- Come on my son, come on mate!

- Come on, ram them in, Rami.

- Oh Arg, grow up, if you
were down the kebab shop

you'd eat it, wouldn't ya?

[groans]

- I feel sick.

- Oh, mate.

Five, four,

three, two,

one, Rami!

- [Man] Well done, Rami.

- [Man] Arg, you let us down
mate.

- No, it's 'cause I ate too much
earlier.

I had two burgers, chicken and
everything.

You said to me don't starve
yourself

because you'll shrink your
stomach

and now I couldn't eat a thing.

I couldn't eat a thing.

- Mate, you have been mugged
off in your own turf so badly.

- Oh.
- You all right?

If it wasn't in your garden,

it would be sweet, but
it's in your garden.

You well mugged off, man.

[techno dance music]

- Have you heard from Mario?

- No.

- Jess, he's still like, I
know exactly what he's doing,

he's still trying to
get involved in my life.

- I have got something
to admit to you, mum.

- What's that?

- I did cheat on Lucy.

- You are kidding me, why?

- I don't know, it's just.

- It's just awful, you
don't do that to anybody.

- [Mario] I know.

- And I didn't, certainly
didn't bring you up like that.

- Yeah, I know.

- You gotta treat women
with a bit more respect.

So all said and done,

how has Lucy found out about all
of this?

- Well, Ricky has told me
that it was little Chris

that informed Lucy about
the cheating and stuff.

- Really, what's he gained by
that?

- I look at him and I think
you pathetic little man,

what are you trying to achieve?

- I'm shocked, really, really
shocked.

Are you sure it's Chris?

- I'm sure it's Chris, Mum.

I'll deal with him, don't
worry, I'll deal with Chris.

- At the end of the day, Joe,

the main thing what
everybody wants for you

is you to be happy and content.

- I know.

- And in Spain you was just
anxious,

you was upset and you seem more
relaxed,

but I don't think you're
actually

back to your actual self yet.

You're still a little bit more
like,

I don't know, like a little bit
held back,

I think you have a little bit

of time to go.
- Yeah, I miss her, don't I?

I miss her, obviously

- It is hard Joe, no one's,

it's not going to be
easy, I'll tell you that.

Breakups are the worst, but
every day will get easier.

But whatever happens and
whatever you do,

just be happy, whatever
makes you happy do it.

- They're all probably

talking about us.
- Talking about me.

Probably saying what a
horrible person I am.

- Horrible, hard-faced bitch
Sam.

- Yeah.

- You kind of need to have
the conversation with Chloe,

because I don't think Joey will
tell you

exactly what he said to her.

You need one of them to tell you

exactly what he said, because it
must be

either completely fabricated
what he said

or lies because you're not a
nasty person.

- Yeah, whatever he said he
has obviously exaggerated

and fabricated everything,

every little thing that's ever
happened,

because I can't think of
one thing that stands out

which is really bad,

apart from when we was in Dubai,

we had a massive row and I
pushed him

and I slapped him round the
face.

That's the only thing I have
ever done,

like once in one whole year,
right.

Everyone has slapped their
boyfriend

round the face at one point,
well,

if they deserve it, do
you know what I mean?

It's only a slap.

I wouldn't have done it for no
reason,

only just, do you know what I
mean,

that's the only time.

- [Billie] This is something you
two

need to sit down and talk
between yourselves as well.

- No, because he only talks
to Chloe about these problems

- But then your, in your
relationship,

what is it, you, him and Chloe?

- Yeah, exactly.

[upbeat sexy music]

- You ruined my day, to be
honest with ya.

- Really?

- Ah, no, I'll be all right.
- Yeah, that's nothing.

- Ill get over it, you know.

- Yeah, yeah, it's all
good, it's all good.

- It's hard to say it, but
I hope you don't take it as

disrespect about what
happened in you know Marbella.

I was out with the boys,
had a few drinks and

certain things happen.

- Yeah, but what, sorry,
sorry to stop you,

but why, why do you think about
Gemma?

Do you love Gemma?

- I love Gemma as a
friend, I love her to bits,

I care a lot about her.
- You sure?

- Yes, she's a very good friend
to me,

she's been there for me.

But as far as
boyfriend-girlfriend,

I've got no intention of, you
know,

pursuing to make Gemma
my girlfriend again.

I mean I don't want to get
in the way of you and Gemma.

I don't want to cause problems.

- Are you sure?

- Yeah, I promise you mate.

- Because you did, you did.

To be honest with you,
you are the main problems

in mine, in me and Gemma's
relationship.

- Okay.

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby

♪ For you and me now

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby

♪ For you and me now

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby

♪ For you and me now