All language subtitles for The.Only.Way.Is.Essex.S09E02.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-SLAG_track3_[eng]

a holiday fumble, and
a spectacular showdown.

The tans you see might be fake,
but the people are all real,

although some of what they do

has been set up purely
for your entertainment.

Previously on The Only Way is
Marbs.

- Mario's just tweeted, here
I am on The Love Boat again.

- Sorry, why, I'd just
be sick in my mouth.

- Name one thing he's done
since we've broken up.

Taken out about 30 different
girls, like, oh, come on.

- [Man] How's he got her?

- You're not my type either.

You look like an Essex girl to
me.

- [Chloe] You look like a snide
Essex man.

- I don't look at you and fancy
you anymore, I am over you.

- Lucy, she's looking
a sort, mate, aint she?

- She is actually beautiful.

- Sometimes he can be a bit of
an idiot.

- This is my serious face,
we're not having a pet monkey.

- Samantha loves him and
that's the main thing.

[upbeat music]

[lively dance music]

- [Billie] Ah, this is the life.

I actually feel a little bit
hung over from last night.

- So do I, but I'd rather
be hung over laying here,

than hung over back in Essex at
work.

- Me too, so what happened
last night, in the end?

- Well, actually, I don't
even know, I was quite drunk.

I can't believe I'm
actually out in the sun.

I should still be in bed.

- [Billie] We should all still
be in bed.

- I am so hung over.

- So are we.
- I know, same.

- [Lucy] How good was last night
though?

- It was brilliant.
- Good, wasn't it?

- [Lucy] I had such an amazing
time.

[Billie] Yeah, where did you go?

- Well. [laughs]
- Go on.

- Well, like, oh God.

- What, Dan?
- Go on!

- [Lucy] Yeah.

- [Sam] So what happened,
what, he take you home?

- Well yeah, he took me home

and we had like a little snog at
the club,

a little snog in the taxi.

- Shut up!
- No, really?!

- [Billie] Good for you.

- Yeah, good for you.

- Do you know what, he's
actually really, really nice.

- He's really nice.
- He's such a nice boy.

- [Sam] He's lovely.

- You seem really happy and like
giggly.

- I am.

But do you know what, I thought,

oh, it's too early to move on
and stuff

but it just felt right.

Like, I'm not moving
on like a relationship

but why can't I have a little
bit of a holiday romance?

- Course.
- That's what we said,

that's what we think you need.

- Do you know what, he's to my
usual type,

but in a way, that's so
much better, isn't it.

- That's good.
- Yeah.

- You don't really want
another Mario, let's be honest.

- Who is this Beth, like who is
this girl?

- What, this Mario thing?

- Yeah.
- Ah, I have no idea.

- [Billie] He's acting like
someone who is actually,

deep down, really hurt
and upset and gutted.

- He is, I think he is and
I think this is the way

he deals with it.

- Mario's in the club
bloody snogging that Beth,

little does he know you've
got yourself a new man.

- I haven't, I've got a
little holiday romance.

- [Sam] Holiday romance.

- We all know exactly what
happened.

- [Lauren] Give me the gossip.

- [Chris] You shagged her,
didn't you?

- A gentleman never tells.

- You blatantly did, look at his
smile.

- A gentleman never tells.

- Oh my God!

- I didn't say anything.

- [Lauren] This is serious
juice.

- [Chris] I know.

- I think you're guessing.

- [Chris] Really.

- Yeah, I'm gonna kep you
guessing.

It'd just be nice to hang out,
maybe,

just see how it goes.

- [Chris] I actually think
she deserves someone nice,

so do you know what Dan?

Fill your boots mate.

- You guys need to come later,

I'm gonna be DJing for Ministry
of Sound.

- That sounds really good.
- You should come.

[upbeat music]

- I'm just getting the main
things, get butter, bread,

salami.

- [Arg] Yeah.

- Cereal and crisps.

- We'll get, whoa, careful,
careful!

Joey, stop.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
trust me, I'm sweet, look.

[car horn honks]

My God, mate, this is not even
me.

[sat nav speaks foreign
language]

I don't have a clue what this is
saying.

- [Arg] No, I don't.

- [Joey] Can't you change the
language on it or something?

- I dunno how to do it, mate.

You have to be able to read it
in Spanish

to change the setting.

- Oi, where is this supermarket?

Oh my God.

Mate, I can't do this man, I
can't do it.

- Don't worry about it,
just ignore the sat nav.

You know, Joe, what I'm like?

Sometimes I put my foot in it.

Basically, I told Gemma
how I thought about her

after being knocked back by this
girl.

I think now she's actually
rejected me,

I think you always want
something you can't have.

- That's so true.

- Do you know what, mate, I
think I'm just gonna have to,

I'm gonna have to pull
something out the bag

and maybe get her back.

[laughs]

It's looking that way.

Oi Joe, remember, you gotta
drive on the left side

of the road, yeah?

- [Joe] Yeah, I know, yeah.

- [Jess] You are too full of
surprises.

- 365 days ago we were here,
we barely knew each other,

yet we still knew that
we wanted to be together.

It's just unbelievable, cheers
bubba.

- Cheers.
- Happy anniversary.

- Happy anniversary.

A year down the line, mad,
innit?

- It's been the best year of my
life.

- Aw, and mine.
- No, it has.

Like, I couldn't have
asked for anything more,

you do everything for me.

- Thank you for always being so
sweet

and so respectful of me.

And seeing Lucy, like, she's
been so upset

and I'm so grateful I have
someone

that doesn't treat me
like that, I'm very lucky.

- I wouldn't do that to you.
- I know.

- I've got too much respect for
you.

Um, I know you didn't expect it,
um.

- Oh my God.

You didn't have to get me that!

- You deserve everything,
so I hope you like it.

I tried my best.

- [Jess] No-one's ever bought
me diamonds in my life.

Thank you.

- You're spitting on me.

- That was you!
- Nah, it was you.

Ah, something's really clicked
with us the last few weeks

and I think it would be perfect
if you'd move in with me.

- Really, live together?

- Yeah.

- Oh my God.

- The only reason that, the
only that they'll judge you

or put you down is because
you're pretty,

that's the only reason.

Girls, like, from round
our way are like that.

- It's definitely gonna be
awkward.

- It will be awkward, but
it's always gonna be awkward.

So it'll be better getting
the first awkwardness out now

so when we go back to Essex,
it's not gonna be bad,

if you come back to Essex.

- Who knows, I might come
to Essex and say hello

to you now and then.

- But the thing is, you
gotta understand, like,

everyone around here is friends
with Lucy,

all the girls and all that sort
of stuff,

but they don't know you yet.

- I'm not with you to rub
anything into Lucy's face.

- Exactly, as far as I see
it is that she's the past

and you're potentially the
future.

- The hand.

[all giggling]

- [Jess] Her hand is on his leg.

- [Ricky] The hand is on the
leg, oh no.

That's confident, that is very
confident.

- Like you've moved on
emotionally, I can tell.

Physically, it was more than a
kiss, but a lady never tells.

- The lady tells all.

This is where it all
started for me and Jess.

- Oh my God, yeah, it
was this time last year.

- Yeah, here.

- Aw.
- Now look at yous.

- I know.

Do you wanna tell them
otherwise I'll tell them?

- No, you, I get embarrassed.

- Um, I asked her to move in
with me.

- That's nice.

- Do you think that's a good
idea?

- Yeah, cheers.
- I think so, yeah.

- [Dan] Obviously.

- I don't know.
- Lucy, come on!

- I don't, I'm not trying
to put a downer on it

'cause I'm really excited for
you,

but like, just take it
slow 'cause you don't

wanna ruin the magic bit at the
beginning.

- We've done a year of taking it
slow.

- [Dan] I think it's great.

- Thank you Dan.
- No worries.

- Right, come on, let's leave
these two.

We can go for a swim.

- All right, we'll see you in a
bit.

- Bye!
- Have a nice dip!

- Do you think I was out of
order?

- You did put a bit of a
downer on it to be honest.

I think they're great.

- I know, but do you know what
it is?

It's 'cause I think they're
really nice together

and I don't want it to ruin it.

- Have you told anyone about
last night?

- Yeah, I went round to see
Sam and Billie this morning

at their villa.

- [Dan] Yeah?

- Yeah, they're really happy.

- What did you tell them?

- I just said that me
and you had a little snog

and you walked me home.

- And I walked you home?

- Yeah, well, do you think
we done something wrong?

- I don't.

I didn't think cuddling was a
big deal.

- [Lucy] No, of course not.

It was a good night, it was a
mad night.

- It was good.

- I was quite drunk.

[upbeat dance music]

- Bobby, are you loving it?

- I'm loving it
- You're loving it, aint ya?

- [Bobby] I've got us some
special shots, get on it guys.

- [Charlie] But hang on a
minute, what about your colon

after the detox? Bob!

- Not for me Bob, I got me drink
here.

I was Mrs. Marbella.

I've come back this
year and the one person

that I want to be here is my
boyfriend.

- I'd rather be in the hills.

I'd just be at one with me own
thoughts.

- It was a lot more fun at the
bar.

- Oh Bob, you're still
loving it which is brilliant,

you've found yourself, I know
what I like,

and we've just gotta crack on.

- I tell you what, I'm
still in the party mood.

This is exactly what
I love about Marbella,

the current bun's out, the
beautiful bodies are out,

I love it.

I'm here to have it.

- [Gemma] Knock yourself out.

- Excuse me, hello madam,
this is from the gentleman.

- The who?

- The gentleman?
- Gentleman.

- Oh, gentleman, what gentleman?

- Hello!

[Gemma screams]

- Oh my God!

Rami, you lied to me, you
said you weren't coming!

- Ah, look at her.

- That is so gonna make her
holiday now,

she won't wanna go home.

- Did you miss me?
- Yeah.

- [Chloe] It's like a squat in
here.

Is this all you've got as far as
milk?

- Yeah, that's off as well.

- Is it off?

- I'm eating it now and
it just tastes disgusting.

- Joe, I'm still absolutely
fuming about last night.

I don't need some old
geezer who looks like

Father Fucking Christmas to
tell me I'm unattractive.

Honestly, he is one clown,
I cannot take him serious,

Cocoa the fucking clown.

- Don't talk to him no more.

I spoke to Sam.

- [Chloe] What's been going on?

- Completely blown me
off, went to a party,

stayed out all night till
eight in the morning.

Then I found out she went to a
hotel.

- What, so after we see her in
there,

she went to another club and
then a hotel?

- Yeah, and then she
lied to me and said to me

she got a cab with Billie, and
she didn't,

so where was she going?

I feel like now that we're not,

I feel like I'm in a
relationship and she's single.

That's how I feel.

But now I feel like
it's just tearing apart.

I dunno what she's
doing, what's she doing?

Imagine if I went to a
club with loads of birds,

imagine what she would say to
me,

there'd be absolute murders.

- That's normally what the
guy does, not the girl.

- I dunno what to do,
I don't wanna cry man.

Piss me off.

- I feel like now I've
done this second Marbella,

since being with Joey,

it doesn't work when
we don't stay together.

- But what are you bickering
about?

- Just stupid things.

Just like dunno where he is or,
um,

like, what club are you at?

Do you know what I mean?

They're not like massive,
blazing rows.

But it's just annoying.

- It's like a constant, like
battle.

- It's constant, it's annoying
that we're not together,

like living together on this
holiday,

'cause we should've just
checked into a hotel

or something.

- I think it's almost worse,

the fact that when you're both
out here

but you're with your
separate friendship groups,

'cause it's like you constantly
wanna know

what each other's doing.

- Yeah exactly.
- Do you know what I mean?

- I'll never do this again,

like go to the same country
on a separate holiday.

Like, he can have his boys
holiday, that's absolutely fine.

- What it is as well, you
two are both very stubborn.

So like when you have an
argument
or bicker about something,

it's like hard to like--

- Fighting fire with fire.
- True.

- I just think he's a bit
insecure.

Obviously you're a gorgeous
girl.

- I don't understand why
he needs to be insecure

because he gets loads of
attention anyway,

so it's not like that's the
issue.

- There clearly is an issue
because he kind of has

these tantrums.

- You know people talk about
your relationship, don't you?

That it's not normal, you
do know that, don't you?

- Mm, [sighs] it's just, I love
her Chlo.

- What do you love about her?

Do you love it when she puts you
down?

- I'm just in love with her.

- You love her because
she's like a womanly,

mother figure, Joe.

You're too young to even
know what love is, honestly.

It's so hard for me to stand
here and hear you say that.

You deserve to be happy,
you've had a fucking shit life.

- But Chlo, I'm so heartbroken.

- You're the nicest kid.

Listen, I've not ever met one
person who's had a bad word

to say about you except for her.

You're funny, you're
kind, you're generous.

Joe, it's so fucked up, it's
a fucked up relationship.

- I know, but I just
can't see it like that.

I'm trying to, I can't
see it 'cause I think--

- I think you can see it
because you're talking

about it now.

- I can see it now.

- I don't know what to say to
you

because it's like I can't help
you.

The only person who can do that
is you.

- Where were you last
night, all at your gaff

and you weren't there.

- I had some dramas last
night, mate, with Chloe.

- Why?

- Ah, just her, Lauren and
myself went out for dinner

and she starts digging me out.

It's like, I don't really
know why, it all went off.

She got up and walked out.

- What's Lauren said about it?

It must've been awkward for her.

- Lauren's obviously a bit
defensive for Chloe, aint she?

But Lauren's also my friend.

- At the end of the day,
Lauren's what, 30-something,

so she can go on a date on her
own,

I'm pretty sure she can
handle herself, oh well.

- How's things with you?

- Yeah, all right.
- Yeah?

- I'm moving on, yeah.

Beth, Wayne, Wayne, Beth.

- Hello, you okay?

- [Wayne] Hi Beth, how
are you, nice to meet you.

- I'm not too bad, and you?

- Oh, are you the one with the
legs?

- Yeah.
- Okay, cool.

- She's the legs, and she's Miss
Universe.

- Is she, hm, good boy.

- Cheers mate, you know me.
- Nice one.

- How quick has it gone?

Like, literally, tonight
is the last night.

I know it's the best night
'cause it's the White Party,

but this week's just flown by.

- Imagine if someone turns up in
red,

like Lucy just rocks up in red.

- Oh, she's probably gonna
do that, isn't it, yeah?

- Someone probably will.

- No, I think that someone will.

- To be like an attention
seeker.

- That will really bug me.

- I'm pretty sure it's the
first time that Dan and Lucy,

as an item, are gonna be
in the same place as Mario.

- [Ferne] Do you think
Mario's gonna have the hump?

- Well, I've heard they've
done the full deed.

- She's such a loose Lucy, isn't
she?

- Loose Lucy.

- Living up to her name.

But do you know what makes me
laugh?

She comes across as like a bit
of a, what's the word, prude.

- Prude, yeah, she does
actually a little bit.

- She does, like, oh like,
Miss Prim and Proper,

and there she is dropping her
knickers.

- Deep down, obviously,
they've both got the hump

with each other, both going
in their separate partners.

- They're doing it out of spite.

- I think it's out of spite
and it's also like rebounds,

aren't they?

- Do you know what, the whole
situation

is just getting a bit boring

because she's a bore and
I just can't be bothered

to talk about it.

- [Sam] Can I just say,
I can't take you serious

with that lipstick on.

- Yeah, no offence, but the
lipstick is ruining the outfit.

- [Sam] It is.

- Oh!

[upbeat dance music]

- I'm going for a bit of a
Monaco look.

- [Dan] There you go.

- Yeah?
- Ready?

- Yeah, come on, let's go.

- Here he is.
- Whey!

- You have to tell me what you
think.

- Yeah, you look reem.

- No, be honest, what do you
think?

- [Tom] The shirt's a bit tight,
innit?

- [Diags] Yeah, round the belly.

- Well, it's the biggest size
they had.

- Nah, I think you look nice,
mate.

- What you're telling me this is
the

I'm getting Gemma back outfit?

- I'd like to think so but
I can't really breathe out

that well.

- I'd roll them shorts up,
a little bit shorter man.

Yeah, see, that looks better.

- [Diags] Good set of
legs, Arg, get them out.

- I was thinking I'll
go more smart tonight,

do my buttons up and she likes
when I put my dicky bow on,

and she likes me 'cause she
thinks I look a bit like

Italian-American, like Robert De
Niro.

- Steer away from the jokes,
don't laugh at your own jokes.

- Just gonna try and say
something that doesn't offend
her.

- I'm looking forward to seeing
everyone,

'cause it's quite hard for boys
to rock a white look, innit?

- [Charlie] It's quite a camp
look.

- Oh my God, Charlie,
my skin is coming off.

It's like something from
casualty, babe.

I'm practically sticking it all
back on.

- Don't wear SPF, this
is what you're gonna get.

- Let's make the best of a bad
situation.

Right, if that don't clear up,

I'll just have a spray tan in
the morning.

- What's going on with you and
Sam anyway?

You gonna be all right tonight?

- Um, I think so, I dunno
really.

- I never normally say anything,
yeah,

'cause I never wanna like get
interfere

or get involved or anything like
that,

it's between you and Sam
normally,

but this holiday, it's
just different, innit?

- I aint having it no more, I
swear down, I aint having it.

- She's been out of order mate
and it's opened up your eyes.

You can't just keep bottling it
up

'cause that's why you're
always so emotional with it,

and you need to tell her
exactly what's going on,

exactly how you feel and--

- She knows how I feel though.

- Aint saying it's gonna be
easy, mate,

I'm not saying it's gonna
be easy for you to do,

but you have to properly
think about it mate

'cause this is your life,
the rest of your life, mate.

- You gotta seriously
think what you want, mate.

Like I know you're engaged
to her, you love her to bits,

but this stuff shouldn't be
happening, it's out of order.

- It can't be like this, Joe.

You can't wake up every
morning getting upset.

Don't get upset, mate,
don't get upset about it.

- You know me and Diags
are gonna be here for you,

we're gonna get you through it.

- I just wish, I wish she had
a bit more respect for me.

- Everyone's looking well.

well, to say everyone's
looking good in white,

there's a couple of
tri-fas-trickies,

what's the word called?

- Travesties?

- White's not everyone's good
colour.

- Yeah, not everyone can pull
white off.

- White's awkward.
- White's normally flattering.

- If it's a White Party,

doesn't mean you're allowed to
wear white.

- Mm, hashtag don't bother.

- Oh, here we go.

- Hello, I'm Craig.
[laughing]

- It's gone like a saggy tit.

[laughing]

- [Beth] Oh my God.

- [Mario] I must say, I've had
a really good time this week.

- [Craig] Same here, I aint
seen you much, though, either.

- That's why I've had a good
time.

No, I'm joking, obviously.

- You've been with her all week,
aint you?

- Mate, can you blame
me, can you blame me?

You, Beth, who am I gonna hang
out with?

- [Craig] You should choose me.

- Right, well, to tonight.
- To tonight.

- Yeah!
- Woo!

- Oh my god, is that Wayne
Lineker?

- [Chloe] Oh yeah.

He went, you're just a typical
Essex girl.

- What does that mean?

If you're a typical Essex
girl, I wanna be an Essex girl.

- You're a typical Essex gay.

- I'm an Essex gay, but if I was
a girl,

I'd have your tits, 100%.

- What, not mine?

- Do you know what, I love yours
but--

- No, but you can't have
everything.

You was the gorgeous one the
other night,

let me have something.

- Oh, all right!

- At the end of the
day, I'm glad he's here

'cause his hair has totally
coordinated with the code innit?

White hair.

- White hair.

[dance music]

- You must have some amazing
chat 'cause I can't believe

how many birds you actually
sleep with.

I don't think you've come home
once.

You haven't come back
to the villa one night.

- [Tom] You've been a super
slag.

- That's a lie, honestly guys,
honestly,

I dunno what you're on about.

- Just say it!
- Oh, come on mate.

- You come into my room
in the morning and went,

"Yes, two birds last night,
smashed it!"

- At the same time.
- Loved it, mate.

- I haven't actually slept
with anyone out here, have I?

I've been more concentrated
on getting a sun tan.

- [Tom] Do you remember how to
use it?

- What, course I do.

[laughing]

- [Diags] You alright, Arg?

- What, shut up!

- You all right?
- You all right, Gem?

- Yeah, you look nice.

- Yeah, thank you, you all
right, Rami?

- How you doing boys?

- Good to see you mate.
- You okay?

- Good man.

- [Diags] Ah mate, that's a
fucking killer right there.

- [Rami] You look beautiful.

- Thank you.

- Bollocks, mate.

[upbeat music]

- Jasmin is looking very
pretty tonight, as well as Abi.

- Thanks, Tom.

- All our white outfits,

it's quite good, White Party,
innit?

- I think we've all done
pretty well for the white.

- Aint it, I think we've done
quite well

and you two boys...

- Yeah.
- Thank you.

- Yeah, but we look like
waiters, we know we do.

- But it has been a good
party, though, to be fair.

- It's been a really good night.

- It's a good way to end
the Marbella holiday.

- Hello son, you all right?

- [Craig] You okay, you all
right?

- Good mate, where's he, old
Mario?

- With Beth, he's been with
her the whole holiday, aint he?

- [James] Gave you the elbow.

- [Craig] Yeah, what about Dan?

- Exactly the same, mate,
he mugged me straight off.

What you saying tonight, you
fancy coming out or what?

- Yeah, shall we go out for
a couple of boozes, or what?

- Couple of boozes, well, we've
been out every other night.

- So let's go then.
- Let's go then.

["La La La"]

- I did see Chloe and, um, you
know,

she just had stone vision
and walked straight by me,

and I will speak to her
when I'm back in Essex,

but for the moment, you know,

I'm not really interested
in this moment in time

but it will be dealt with.

- Is she gonna come back to
Essex with you

or you not in the mix?

- I dunno, I mean I've
obviously given it, like,

I said to her that'd be nice
if she can come back to Essex.

Her plan was to stay out here
for summer.

So, we'll just see what happens.

If I've wooed her
enough, she'll come back.

- You know what, the last couple
of days,

I've had little kisses from
model Dan.

- [Jess] You're going out with
Dan?

- I'm not going out with Dan!

- [Jess] Sorry, you're having
a holiday romance with Dan

who is a million dollars.

- Do you know what as well,
he's so nice and so genuine.

Like, he's not flashy, and--

- He's a gentleman.

- He's a gentleman.

You couldn't have picked
someone any more opposite.

- What I don't get from
Mario and why I've lost

so much respect for him is the
way

that he's been parading in
front of you with this new girl

that he's been seeing
for God knows how long

after all this thing with you.

- At least it's her and it's not
me, Jess.

- Honestly, I was shocked,
I didn't expect to see Rami

out here, when did he arrive?

- Do you know what, he came and
I think he

just like really missed
me and I think, you know,

for me, it's lovely that a
man would do that for me,

do you know what I mean?

- Yeah, it is.

So, you know, I just wanted
to let you know that,

about other night at the beach
and stuff--

- Do you know what, Arg,
it's like I know you so well,

I know you love me as a friend,

but when I looked into your
eyes,

your love for me wasn't genuine.

I felt like you wanted a leg up.

- Nah, it wasn't just that.

I think, I think I do love you,

but I can't give you everything
that Rami can give you.

- Don't ever doubt for
one minute that I didn't

think the world of you and
love you 'cause I really did.

And you probably didn't even
understand how I felt about you

because you're too young.

That spell isn't over me any
more.

- You do know I've put all
this outfit on for you tonight.

I done my shirt and my buttons
all up

'cause I know you don't
like it when they're undone.

- Arg, if I was a single girl,
trust me,

I'd be jumping all over you
and I'd make the best love

to you ever, and I know that
I'd make your year come true.

But, at the end of the day, I'm
taken now

and that's something
you've gotta live with.

- [Joey] Boys, I'm gonna go.

- All right mate.
- See ya later.

See ya later boys.
- You sure?

- Yeah, speak to ya tomorrow.

- Although we've been separate
from the boys I feel like,

I dunno, like, we just
haven't really seen them

as much as what we normally
would.

I've hardly seen Joey on this
holiday.

- Nor have I.

I know that he's fun-loving Joey

and everyone thinks he's
really funny, but for me,

it's really hard because
for a long time now

it's just been arguing, arguing,
arguing

and it's really, really
starting to get me down,

'cause I try so hard with him.

I know that yous know
what he's really like,

but not everyone else does.

- I feel like everyone
thinks that it's always him,

like everyone's treading on
eggshells,

oh, poor Joey this, poor Joey
that,

because he seems like a bit of a
child.

- Don't get upset.

It's really upsetting to
see that you're like this.

I know you're not happy at the
moment,

and since you've been out here,

I can just see it in your eyes.

I know that you've been having
a good time with us girls

and you've been blocking
it out and saying like,

oh no, it's fine, I'd
rather not speak to him,

I don't wanna argue with him,

but you can't live your life
like this.

- [Sam] I have so much to
deal with that no-one ever,

ever realises and it's just--

- A lot of people always
feel sorry for him

because he always cries
and he's very emotional,

and it's an insecurity with him.

- For me, it's hard
because I just don't know

what's gonna happen and
where it's gonna go,

and I love him so much but it's
just like

why have you asked me to marry
me

when you're still a child
yourself?

Like, you still, you're
not being the fiance

you're living up to be.

I don't know why he proposed to
me,

'cause for now, for me, it feels
like it's

so much more pressure.

I just feel like we're always...

- Man.

- You look so hot as well.

- Ah, Jess does look hot.
- Thank you.

- So hot.

- [Lucy] She looks like a raving
princess.

- She does.
- You do!

- [Ricky] Like Cleopatra.

- Shall we go to the toilet?

- Yeah, let's go toilet, see you
in a sec.

- Go on.
- All right.

- See you in a sec.

- See you.
- Love you.

- Another one night stand in
Marbella?

- Excuse me?

- I said another one
night stand in Marbella?

- Are you actually serious?

- Yeah.

- Coming from the guy that
cheated on me every day?

- Did I really?

I found out the proof
that you cheated on me.

- Okay, but, so you had a one
night stand out here again?

- I didn't have a one night
stand?

- Okay, that's what I've heard,

I've had everyone saying
that you're a slag

and you had a one night stand.

- Oh my God!
- You can talk, Mario.

Mario, how many girls have you
been with why you was with me

and once we'd broken up, how
many?

How many, how many?

- None, none.

- Yes, I'll admit to
you, I'll stand here now,

I cheated on you, but
after, I loved you every day

of our relationship and I put--

- You cheated on me twice
though.

- I loved you.

- You cheated on me twice, Lucy.

- Are you joking, what you did
to me!

- [Mario] Out here, in an ally.

- [Lucy] Shall we go
into what you did to me?

- All right, let's go
into what I did to you

apparently then, come on.

- Why is that funny?

I sat at home every day
making you fucking dinner--

- Making me dinner, you
never made dinner once!

- Who are you?
- Who am I, who are you?

- Who are you?

- You've come out here
and slept with someone

on the first night.
- No, I haven't!

- I'm just saying what I've
heard.

- It's none of your business
anyway!

- Sorry, I was looking out for
you, I'm looking out for you.

- You're looking out
for me, by doing this?

- Yeah, if you want to
be a slag, it's fine.

I'm looking out for you,
I'm just thinking about you

and your family, they'll
be disappointed and stuff.

- Oh family, shall we go into
family?

You even lied to your mom's face

and said you didn't cheat on me.

- I didn't cheat on you.
- But you did!

- And like I care anymore,
we're not together.

- No, I don't fucking care.
- All right then.

- You are, you literally
make my skin crawl.

- Likewise.

- And I, do you know what I've
discovered,

after I've wasted two years of
my life,

I am not the mug, you
are, you fucking prick!

- All right?
- Hello, you okay?

- [Joey] Mm.

- You okay?
- Yeah, you?

- I'm fine, I'm just so
disappointed and upset

that we've not spent any time
together on this holiday.

- What did I say the first
four days of the holiday?

I wanted to try and see you
and you was just going out.

- You can't say that 'cause
I only had one big night out

and you've had one big night
out.

- You're lying to me again.

- Yeah, but it's not
just about this holiday,

since the engagement, all
we're doing is arguing,

we need to sort it out 'cause
the last thing I want is--

- But we can't stop because
you need to be honest

with me, Sam.

- I am honest with you.
- You aint.

You went to a boy's
house party, don't lie!

- No, I didn't!
- You did, you're lying to me!

- Oh, my God.

- You aint being straight with
me, Sam.

- What do you think I've done?

- Nothing, you've just been
going out partying with boys

and you aint even said,
you're trying to say you aint.

- All right, okay, it's all me.

- You know, it aint all you,
Sam, but--

- You're so pathetic.

- But this holiday you aint
treated me with respect.

- I am treating you with
respect.

- You haven't!

- I don't know why
you're getting so upset.

- Because you're lying,
you're breaking my heart, Sam.

You shouldn't be doing that.

You aint being honest with me,
you aint.

- There's nothing to be honest
about.

- It's about the whole thing,
about the ringing thing,

I've been ringing you the whole
holiday.

You haven't said sorry, Sam.

- Well, I'm sorry.

- You've been on this
holiday like a single lady.

- So have you and the boys.

- I haven't, I haven't,
Sam, no, I have not.

- One mad night I had,
the rest of the time

I've gone for dinner and come
back home.

- I'm always upset because
you always make me upset.

- So am I.
- But you're not.

- I'm always upset, you
don't even see half of it.

- You are upset but I'm a lot
more

because you're a lot more
vicious than me, Sam,

and lot more angry than me.

- Vicious? More like I'm a lot
more grown up than you, Joe.

- This is not working, it's not
right,

it's not healthy, is it?

- But we're gonna have
arguments,
Joe, all couples argue.

You've been in a
relationship before to know

that couples argue.

If we didn't argue, that's not
healthy.

- You are the love of my life,
Sam,

I think a lot of people
know it, you know that.

I think the best thing for me
to do is to let you go, Sam.

- But I don't want that.

- I know you don't and nor do I.

I love you so much, I just
want to be happy, Sam,

and I want you to be happy too,

and I know I don't make you
happy.

- But you do!
- I don't.

- Why are you saying this?

- I can't believe I'm saying it,

I never expected this, ever.

Sam, I know you don't want
it and I don't want it,

but I know it's for the best.

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