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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:07,600 a silver fox and a secret snog. 2 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:10,240 The tans you see might be fake, but the people are all real, 3 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:12,600 although some of what they do has been set up purely 4 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:14,120 for your entertainment. 5 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:18,680 Previously on "The Only Way Is Essex." 6 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:20,280 - Me and Mario are really good now. 7 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:22,160 [screams] 8 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:23,240 - Diags definitely 100% loves you. 9 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:24,800 - What does he say then, Joey? 10 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:26,560 - He loves you and that. 11 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:28,120 - Drama, drama, drama. 12 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:29,840 - Do you know what the problem is with you two? 13 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:32,080 You're just not genuine as people. 14 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:33,560 - I'll rip that cheap wig of your head. 15 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:34,720 - I don't really wanna have kids much later 16 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:35,800 than about 32. 17 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:39,680 - If I have one by 27, for 27 to dead, 18 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:40,720 I'm pretty much fucked. 19 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:42,320 - I wanna propose to Sam. 20 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:43,480 - Do you? 21 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:44,720 - I'm scared, dad. 22 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:46,880 - James you're nothing to me. 23 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:48,800 - Lately you've been a complete prick. 24 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:50,040 Shut up. 25 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:51,360 - I'm telling you because I want you to know. 26 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:53,920 - I've got a mark across my forehead. 27 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:58,320 You sat there and did nothing and let all 28 00:00:58,360 --> 00:00:59,920 of our lives get destroyed. 29 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:01,560 - Will you marry me? 30 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:03,040 - Yes. 31 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:05,640 [upbeat music] 32 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,720 [screams] 33 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:50,120 [laughs] 34 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:06,080 - [Group] Marbella, Marbella, Marbella. 35 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:09,440 My bells, my bella, my bells. 36 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:11,960 - Arg. 37 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:15,440 - Ah man, I told him to open the gate, man. 38 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:16,240 [bell dings] 39 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:18,280 - [Group] Arg, Arg, Arg! 40 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:22,240 - Open the gate you sweaty melt. 41 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:27,600 - Ah mate, mate, are you having a laugh. 42 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:28,520 - Diags, you just have to lose weight mate, 43 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:29,840 this is just getting ridiculous. 44 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:30,680 - Nothing to do with the weight, 45 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:31,520 nothing to do with the weight. 46 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:32,560 - You've put on a lot of weight. 47 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:33,400 - I've not put on a lot of weight! 48 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:34,280 - Come on, Joe. 49 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:36,960 - Oh my God. 50 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,040 [wall crashes] 51 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:40,240 - Oh oh, shit! 52 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:42,520 - What are we gonna do? 53 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:45,160 [laughs] 54 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:46,200 - You broke a whole wall down, you just broke 55 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:47,560 a whole wall down, a whole wall. 56 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,520 - We're going to have to pay loads for this man, 57 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:51,280 and we've only been here five minutes. 58 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:52,280 We might as well make it look a bit better, mate. 59 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:54,320 We can rebuild a little bit of it. 60 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:55,960 Ah, ah it's on my foot. 61 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,080 - It hurts, it hurts, doesn't it? 62 00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:57,920 - It's on my foot. 63 00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:58,760 - That hurts. 64 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:00,040 It's not so funny now, is it? 65 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:00,840 It's not so funny now you got bricks on your feet. 66 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:01,880 - Welcome to paradise, boys 67 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:04,920 - Yes, let's go in boys, open sessers. 68 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:05,760 - What a great start. 69 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:06,600 - Open sessers. 70 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:09,040 [rock music] 71 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,760 [water splashes] 72 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:20,720 - What are yous doing? 73 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,240 Why didn't you just ask me to answer the door? 74 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,840 [upbeat music] 75 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:01,920 - Look at this. 76 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:06,360 Mario's just tweeted saying, "Here I am 2013, Marbella, 77 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:08,920 "on the love boat again", and he's tweeting 78 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:11,040 a picture with a girl. 79 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:12,200 - What? 80 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:13,240 - Look. 81 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:14,680 - Love boat? 82 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:16,200 - Is he actually joking? 83 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:18,520 - So I just want to be sick in my mouth. 84 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:20,080 - That is just so cringe. 85 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:22,520 So bad, what the love boat you proposed 86 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:24,640 to Lucy on last year I suppose. 87 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:26,000 - That's so bad. 88 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:27,840 - And really she's had a lucky escape not marrying him. 89 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:30,720 - I do think at the minute it's good she is not here 90 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:33,160 because you don't need that drama when you're on holiday, 91 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:34,600 when you're on holiday you should have fun, 92 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,040 especially out here in Marbella. 93 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:39,680 - I just hope now all the Mario and Lucy dramas are over. 94 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:41,120 - We're having this conversation and I'm sitting here 95 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:43,400 flicking through my wedding magazine. 96 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:44,440 [laughs] 97 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:46,400 - [Arg] This is a boys holiday. 98 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:48,040 - [Joey] This is gonna be sick. 99 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:48,960 - This is what it's all about, innit? 100 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:53,360 Women, beer, women with beer. 101 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,880 You're single, you're single, I'm single. 102 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:59,120 - Joey, boys holiday, no Samantha. 103 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:00,560 - [Man] So what are the chances of you getting with Gem 104 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:01,760 this holiday? 105 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,160 - I think if I really wanted to make something 106 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:05,240 happen then I'm pretty confident I could. 107 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:08,080 [laughs] 108 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:10,040 How could she resist? 109 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:12,160 [laughs] 110 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:17,040 [calm music] 111 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:28,440 [humming] 112 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:36,920 - This is just like another life, 113 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:38,640 compared to what we're used to when we normally 114 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:41,440 come to Marbs, this is just so different. 115 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:44,560 - This is where I feel I belong. 116 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:47,440 Like being up here, being at one with nature. 117 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,520 - Do you know what though, it's like I think when you come 118 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:50,400 to places like this you realise 119 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:53,160 who matters most in your life. 120 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:55,480 But I'm really missing my boyfriend at the moment, Rami. 121 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:57,440 - You know what, I feel like a monk. 122 00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:58,440 I've embraced this. 123 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:02,040 - I mean it is a bit stressful being with Rami, 124 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:04,680 because he says to me like if I dared pass wind 125 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:06,800 in front of him he would instantly dump me. 126 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:09,720 So it's not good after I have a curry, 127 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:11,840 I'm in bed clenching all night to the point 128 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:12,880 when the minute he goes to work 129 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:14,680 in the morning it's a relief. 130 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:15,560 - I heard! 131 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:20,280 In bed last night she's like a brass band. 132 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:24,360 - Whereas if I was with Arg he wouldn't take no 133 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,920 notice of things like that, because that's the thing, 134 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:30,200 we're such good mates I can pass wind in front of him, 135 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:32,080 I haven't gotta impress him any more. 136 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:36,200 - [Charlie] This is so relaxing. 137 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:38,920 - I feel I'm ready for clubbing. 138 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:40,800 - You look like a right funky Buddha. 139 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:43,440 [upbeat music] 140 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:56,600 - We haven't been here long enough to get like a proper good 141 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:58,400 tan for the bikini competition. 142 00:06:58,440 --> 00:06:59,640 - No way, no exactly. 143 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:00,800 - [Jasmine] I needed a spray tan well badly. 144 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:02,280 - [Abi] You don't really need one though. 145 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:04,560 - [Jasmine] Yeah, I do, I need to get like the Marbs look. 146 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:06,240 - That's what I've done, oranged it up. 147 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:08,000 - Ha, ha, ha, oranged it up. 148 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:08,840 Done? 149 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:09,960 - Done. 150 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,400 - Got to wait for it to dry. 151 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:12,720 It's really nice and refreshing, that is. 152 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:14,440 - [Abi] It smells really nice. 153 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:15,560 - I know, does it look nice? 154 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:17,000 - Yeah, really natural. 155 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:19,480 - Do you know what, it's like we've been working so hard 156 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:21,680 and just to come on holiday and be in the sun 157 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:23,240 is so nice. 158 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:26,320 - So Mario's out here, newly single Mario. 159 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:29,720 - I know, he's quite hot I mean. 160 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:33,040 - He's got a nice boat but a bit of a monkey personality. 161 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:34,320 - I need to get another layer now. 162 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:35,800 - Yeah one more layer and you'll be good to go. 163 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:37,040 Yeah of course. 164 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:38,320 - Can't wait for the competition. 165 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:40,040 - Miss Marbs Bikini. 166 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,720 - [Ricky] Look at that, that is some serious 167 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:45,560 naughty machine. 168 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:46,720 - Beautiful. 169 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:47,600 - You all right? 170 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:48,400 How you doing? - Alright boys? 171 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:49,360 How are ya? 172 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:50,760 - Alright mate. - You okay? 173 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:51,880 - Not to bad, just got here. - Do you like my new toy? 174 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:53,200 - Yeah, it's all right. 175 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,480 - Good, okay, see you guys. - Take care mate. 176 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:56,720 - Which one is it? 177 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:57,840 - He's borrowing it off me. 178 00:07:57,880 --> 00:07:59,040 - Is he? 179 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:00,360 - Yeah, I told him he gotta have it by five, 180 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,160 yeah, back by five, sweet. 181 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:03,440 - Back by five 182 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:05,400 - Sweet, lovely [laughs]. 183 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:06,680 - Do you know him? 184 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:07,680 - Yeah, he's borrowing the car off me, ain't he. 185 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,200 - Don't be silly, do you know him? 186 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:10,880 - Yeah, of course I know him. 187 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:13,280 He's Wayne Lineker, he's a bit of a club promoter, 188 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:15,000 he owns clubs in Ibiza, Marbella. 189 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:16,960 - Yeah, to be fair, I have heard of that name before. 190 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,400 I know he's a bit of a-- 191 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:20,000 - If he dirties up my car though the friendship is over. 192 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:29,320 - So I've gotta DJ for this Marbella sessions 193 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:33,000 album launch party, what to wear. 194 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:34,120 These are you. 195 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:36,800 - Yeah but I haven't got a bum to put in them. 196 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:38,520 - Yeah but you've got super long skinny legs 197 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:39,400 so you gotta. 198 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:44,920 - Have you noticed anything different about my face? 199 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:46,120 - Go on. 200 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:48,360 - Anything around here? 201 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:50,120 [laughs] 202 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:51,080 - Your lips? 203 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:54,360 - Yes, I got filler taken out. 204 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:57,560 Yeah, look, profile. 205 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,840 - Yeah they're flatter, they look nice. 206 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:05,640 - I like it but I do feel a little bit like Chloe no lip. 207 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:08,480 From the side I like it but when I smile 208 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:10,920 I feel like they really come out now. 209 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:12,240 - What the teeth? 210 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:15,000 - This is an all right smile but if I really crack 211 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:15,880 out look. 212 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:20,600 They're not too big for Marbs, they're making a statement 213 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:21,840 of their own. 214 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:24,240 - Well love it pops, rocking the natural. 215 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:26,920 - Natural, just take these out next and sorted. 216 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:29,040 [laughs] 217 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:32,240 - What a difference a year makes. 218 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,240 - I know, tell me about it. 219 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:34,600 - Gotta think this time last year. 220 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:35,760 - Remember this time last year, you was down there. 221 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:37,680 doing the whole Titanic move, had Lucy down 222 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:38,880 there on one knee. 223 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:40,000 - 25 grand down. 224 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:43,800 - Couple of grand down, fuck me. 225 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:45,480 - It's so weird, so weird. 226 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:46,840 - I can imagine. 227 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:48,640 - We were literally miserable and then now and again 228 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:50,000 we would enjoy ourself. 229 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:51,880 I think you should enjoy yourself all the time at our age 230 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:53,960 and then now and again have an argument. 231 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:54,800 - Exactly. 232 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:56,120 You ain't exactly old, are ya. 233 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:57,480 You're pushing on a bit like, but not as far as me, 234 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:00,200 you're getting there, you know what I mean. 235 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:01,400 - She said when we broke up, she broke 236 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:03,400 with me and she said eh. 237 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:04,600 - But you're not in the wrong at the end of the day, 238 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:05,440 do you know what I mean? 239 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:06,880 - Which is true. 240 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:08,040 I mean, you know, the amount of times that I've messaged 241 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:08,800 girls behind Lucy's back and she's found out, 242 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:10,000 it shouldn't be like that. 243 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:10,840 It should be the fact that if I'm with a girl 244 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:12,040 I should want to be with her. 245 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:13,240 Mate, it was shit, it just got to the stage 246 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,920 where we weren't having sex, we just literally-- 247 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:17,120 - Really? 248 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:18,240 - We'd see each other and it wasn't even fun, 249 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:21,640 like you know I'm enjoying life for once. 250 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:23,400 For the first time in like six months I'm actually smiling 251 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:24,720 again, I'm actually having fun with you 252 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:25,760 and I'm having fun with the boys. 253 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:26,880 It feels right. 254 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:27,760 Exactly. 255 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:32,640 [upbeat music] 256 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:42,360 - Mario's tweeted a picture of his feet 257 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,120 and a girl's feet. 258 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:44,960 I don't know who this girl is, 259 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,280 I haven't got a clue who she is. 260 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:47,160 - I can imagine. 261 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:55,440 - Oh wow. 262 00:10:57,960 --> 00:11:00,480 That is the peachiest bum I've seen all day. 263 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:01,840 Peachier than peach. 264 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:04,040 - I could bite that I could do. 265 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,280 - I've had a couple of rumours that you've been 266 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:07,040 putting on Lucy a little bit. 267 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:10,480 - To be fair I just said what everyone else was thinking. 268 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:11,360 Aren't I? 269 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:13,800 - I don't know if she's coming here, 270 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,280 just said that she might not come here 271 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:18,800 because of Mario and I said, "Why don't you send her over?" 272 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:20,400 Just chat to her, it'd be nice for us, 273 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:21,760 it'd probably be nice for her too 274 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:23,560 with all of us, just have a laugh 275 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,160 and feel better in herself. 276 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,600 - So we can chat and talk about kids 277 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:28,880 and books and the environment. 278 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:31,160 [laughs] 279 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:33,920 - Welcome everybody to Miss Bikini Marbs. 280 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,160 [crowd cheers] 281 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:40,800 - Oh, there's Mario. 282 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:41,760 - Oh, yeah. 283 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:44,480 - Who's the fellow he's with? 284 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:45,320 - Don't know. 285 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:46,440 - New best pal? 286 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:48,040 New Little Chris? 287 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:51,080 - I think you two will make up one day, don't you think? 288 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:52,280 - Not no more. 289 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,320 - We haven't even started the competition 290 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:58,800 and you're trying to stab me. 291 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:01,960 - Alright everybody, let's go, show some love, show some 292 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,560 love for the girls. 293 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:07,720 [audience applauds] 294 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,440 - She's fucking fit. 295 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,160 [screams] 296 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,200 - [Host] Ladies and gentlemen, the judges 297 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,080 have decided. 298 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:28,640 - Number six. 299 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:31,560 [audience applauds] 300 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,440 - It's nice to see Jasmin winning. 301 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:34,320 - Why's that? 302 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:36,680 - Well, she's an Essex girl. 303 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,160 [screams] 304 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:51,040 - Oh, it's exactly what I need. 305 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:54,440 - My god, that is one sweet potato mate. 306 00:12:58,560 --> 00:12:59,960 She does look fucking fit, know what I mean. 307 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,640 - Yeah, she's a very good looking girl, isn't she? 308 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,400 - You're allowed to say when someone's good looking, 309 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:06,600 you know they are. 310 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:07,480 - I just said she's a very good looking girl. 311 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,160 - Yeah, I know. 312 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:19,920 - Jessica. 313 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:22,560 - Oh my God, Luce, you're here. 314 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:24,880 - I changed my mind. 315 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:25,920 - Good. 316 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:27,200 Look at you, oh my God, you look amazing. 317 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,600 Did you just walk past Mario? 318 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:30,000 - I don't know if I did. 319 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:31,440 - You did, he's sitting right at the front. 320 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:32,480 - Is he? 321 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,600 I didn't even see, I don't care. 322 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:34,880 - Oh my God, Luce. 323 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:36,560 - Do you know what I thought, sod it, he's here, 324 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:37,920 why can't I have a good time? 325 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:39,600 - Yeah, definitely, of course, that's why I have been 326 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:40,680 saying to you. 327 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:43,200 Ah Luce, you look absolutely beautiful. 328 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,520 - Ah thank you, so do you. 329 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:45,600 - Your body. 330 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:47,520 - I've been working hard for this so. 331 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,560 - It shows. 332 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,120 - I just got off the plane on my way here 333 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:51,560 and I seen him tweet. 334 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:52,400 - Yeah I know, I know. 335 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:53,560 - Saying have you seen it? 336 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,120 Marbs 2013 hash tag on the love boat again. 337 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:57,120 - Is he taking the piss? 338 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:58,480 - And his legs with a girl's legs. 339 00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:00,440 The thing is I'm not, it's not that I'm that bothered 340 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:01,920 he's with a girl 'cos I know he is, 341 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:03,680 'cos he's told me and other people told me that he started 342 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:06,320 seeing girls and do you know what, I can't comment, 343 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:07,440 I finished it, fine. 344 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,680 But to say on the love boat again. 345 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:10,800 - I know, you. 346 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:11,800 - No, no, no, wait on the love boat again 347 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:13,000 when he proposed to me on a boat, 348 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:14,480 it just shows he's down here and I'm up there. 349 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:15,840 - Why's he doing that? 350 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,000 - I'm getting on with my life, starting new businesses, 351 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:18,360 what's he doing? 352 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,960 Name one thing he's done since we have been broken up? 353 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,120 Hired a different car every day, 354 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:25,160 taken out about 30 different girls, like oh come on. 355 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,360 - The important thing is that you're here, 356 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,240 you look amazing and you look like the strongest, 357 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:29,800 most independent women I have ever seen. 358 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:30,640 - Are we going out tonight? 359 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:31,480 - Yes. 360 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:32,440 - Yes, oh yeah. - Obviously. 361 00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:35,560 [upbeat music] 362 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:36,920 - Boys do you know what Gemma's doing? 363 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,240 Apparently she's gone up into the mountains 364 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:40,360 to find herself. 365 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:41,680 - What? 366 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,680 - I know, you know she loves all that spiritual shit. 367 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:44,720 - Has she found it? 368 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,320 - She's trying to find herself again. 369 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:48,000 - To be fair I did go to Cape Town recently, 370 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:49,560 I went to a mountain called Table Mountain 371 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:50,760 and I did find myself up there. 372 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,120 - How did you find yourself? 373 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:53,240 - [Joey] Yeah it was brilliant. 374 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:55,680 - [Arg] What did you find about yourself? 375 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,560 - I just found myself in a position 376 00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,400 where I've thinking ream. 377 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:02,320 [laughs] 378 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,200 - Fair point. 379 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:07,400 [calm music] 380 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,440 - I can't believe the first thing 381 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,040 up my bum in Marbs is gonna be a tube. 382 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:11,600 - Are you sure you wanna do this? 383 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:14,120 - I'm into yoga now, I'm meditating, 384 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:17,800 I've kind of become very, very I wanna say Gandhi. 385 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:20,200 [laughs] 386 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:22,480 - I think it's no, he wasn't called Gandhi, was he? 387 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:23,440 - Muhammad Ali? 388 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:25,440 - No, you're not quite there yet. 389 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,360 - No Mahatma Gandhi didn't do Clonix. 390 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:28,560 He run the world. 391 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:29,720 - [Charlie] No Gemma. 392 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:32,000 - Not the world, he run Israel or something. 393 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,920 - India. - India. 394 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,440 - You're thinking of the Dalai Lama. 395 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:37,960 - The Dalai Lama, me and him are like that. 396 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,800 - I would never let anything near my back passage. 397 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,200 Man, tube, anything. 398 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:44,880 I think, no way. 399 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:47,320 - Good luck mate. 400 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:48,600 - Thanks guys. 401 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:51,200 [upbeat music] 402 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:53,840 - Lauren. 403 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:54,840 - Wayne. 404 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:55,720 - Alright, darling. - How are you? 405 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:56,720 - I'm good, you? 406 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:57,880 - Yeah, I'm good, thank you. 407 00:15:57,920 --> 00:15:59,200 - I haven't seen you since Ibiza last year. 408 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:02,480 - I know, that was a good holiday. 409 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:04,640 - So how's the DJ-ing going? 410 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,600 - Really well, I'm here DJ-ing, that's why I'm out here. 411 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:07,440 - Are ya? 412 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:08,240 - Yeah. 413 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:09,280 - And what's that for? 414 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,280 - Well, Ministry of Sound are having 415 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,400 a like Marbella album launch party, 416 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:14,000 so I'm DJ-ing at that. 417 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,360 I think everyone is coming, you should come, 418 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:16,880 it will be good. 419 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:18,000 - Okay, I'll come, yeah, I'll come, I'll look forward to it. 420 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:19,160 - So what's going on with your love life? 421 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,600 Anything. 422 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:23,320 - No, my love life's, you know, sort of it's okay. 423 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:24,360 - You always seem to have some kind of young hot 424 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,800 brunette on your arm. 425 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:29,600 - I'm attracted to a good looking lady, Lauren, you know. 426 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:32,800 - Most men are, it's quite normal. 427 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:34,760 - So how's things in your life? 428 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:35,920 Are they good? 429 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,000 - What my love life or my life in general? 430 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:38,080 - Both. 431 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:39,160 - I'm still single. 432 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,200 - Yeah. 433 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:41,560 - Other than that works really good. 434 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,640 - Will you be single forever, do you think? 435 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:45,880 - Well I'd like to think hopefully not. 436 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:49,040 - Gosh I'm hot. 437 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:50,000 - Bob. 438 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:50,840 [screams] 439 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:51,920 How much more's gotta go in? 440 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:54,440 - [Bob] 500 litres. 441 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:59,080 - You're bash your body open Bob, that must be millilitres. 442 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:01,600 - [Bob] I don't know, you know me, 443 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:03,400 I'm not good at maths. 444 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,640 - Does it say ml or L? 445 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:07,040 - [Bob] It's Spanish. 446 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:09,440 [laughs] 447 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:11,960 [upbeat music] 448 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,320 - Hi Pops. - Hi Pops. 449 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:14,360 - You alright? 450 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,680 - I've just bumped into Wayne Lineker. 451 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:16,520 - Oh really. 452 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,920 - Yeah, he's saying would I go for dinner with him later. 453 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:23,280 - What like a date? 454 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:24,480 - Well, I don't want it to look 455 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:26,880 like a date so you're going to come with me. 456 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,920 - Oh Pops, how can I come with you? 457 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:31,240 - Why wouldn't you? 458 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,000 You know we come as a pair, we're a unit. 459 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:35,760 - Obviously, but why would I come with you on a date? 460 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,200 I'm not invited. 461 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:39,720 - It's not a date, it's a dinner, it's a big difference. 462 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,240 - Was I invited? 463 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:43,880 - Well, not technically. 464 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,040 By me you are. 465 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,480 - I'll come but I could think of other ways 466 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:49,400 I'd like to spend my evening, thank you. 467 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,320 - It's a free dinner, what are you complaining for? 468 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:52,160 Be grateful. 469 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:53,600 - You owe me one. 470 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,200 [bright music] 471 00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:58,920 - Girls. 472 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:02,680 Oh my. 473 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:03,720 - [Woman] Where are you? 474 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:05,160 - I'm drinking the most sickish drink 475 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,840 in the sickest place, like good sick place 476 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:10,280 but I'm just missing Marbella. 477 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:13,120 - [Woman] We miss you, you'll come and join us tonight. 478 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,840 What are you doing, get out, come on. 479 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:16,960 - I feel a bit out of order because I've come 480 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,520 to this health retreat with Bobby and Charlie 481 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:22,560 and they're all like yomming, omming 482 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:26,520 and doing yoga, I'm not interested in doing the yoga, 483 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:29,920 I wanna be out down at the port at Sinatra's bar. 484 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:31,400 - [Woman] You're in Marbella, you gotta 485 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:33,480 come out for drinks and dancing. 486 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:34,880 - I know but I just feel a bit bad 487 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,360 on the boys, you know they can be a bit temperamental 488 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:39,200 if I just leave 'em they might get the ump. 489 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:40,280 - [Woman] Make sure you come out though Gem, 490 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,120 we miss you. 491 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:43,640 - All right love you lots. 492 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:44,480 Bye. 493 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:53,000 [upbeat music] 494 00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:00,360 - Mate, I'm in the perfect situation to get over a girl. 495 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,480 - I don't mind nicking a bird either 496 00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:02,320 at the end of the day. 497 00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:03,520 - True, you might need my help. 498 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,640 [laughs] 499 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:08,360 - Little comb over. 500 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:09,800 [laughs] 501 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:14,000 - Mate, we're in Marbella, every girl, one in three 502 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,800 is gonna be a rocket. 503 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,080 This is our first day. 504 00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:20,440 as far as I'm concerned this is nothing. 505 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:21,680 I'm starting my Sistine chapel, 506 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:24,080 I'm gonna go out and go mad [laughs]. 507 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:26,520 She can't do anything about it. 508 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:29,200 She's chosen this so she can't get mad with anything. 509 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,400 - Like you said, she was the one that ended it. 510 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,520 - Look, Lucy's a beautiful girl, 511 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,560 but there's a lot of girls to get over. 512 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:37,960 [laughs] 513 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,600 [upbeat music] 514 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:58,320 - Here he is. - There he is. 515 00:19:58,360 --> 00:19:59,800 - [Sam] My future husband. 516 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:02,240 - What's happening, girls? 517 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:03,440 - So like what, have you been thinking 518 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:05,680 like best man, bridesmaid and him. 519 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,240 - Don't worry, you're both bridesmaids. 520 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,600 The funniest thing about Ferne how she is part of the family 521 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:12,000 because at the engagement party when it was the family 522 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:14,000 picture she was in it. 523 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:22,280 - There's Lucy, what's happening, Tom? 524 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,880 - I heard you said I'd give her a go? 525 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,040 - Yes, I gotta try, ain't I? 526 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,800 You can't shrug a guy for trying. 527 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:31,600 [laughs] 528 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:37,960 - Mate, there are so many salts here. 529 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,360 - It's ridiculous mate, literally, 530 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:42,240 I've never seen so many nice birds in one place, 531 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:45,840 it's a joke, especially Lucy, she looks nice though, 532 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:46,680 don't she? 533 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:47,520 - Who Lucy? 534 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:48,360 She's a sort mate, ain't she. 535 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:49,600 - She is actually beautiful. 536 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:50,920 Stunning. - She's single now. 537 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:51,760 - Yeah? 538 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,600 - Alright, big boy. 539 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:55,440 How are you doing mate? 540 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:56,240 - How you doing? 541 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:57,360 You alright? 542 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,200 - Yeah, not to bad. 543 00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,200 What do you reckon of this club? 544 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:00,360 Wayne's got a nice club ain't he? 545 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:01,400 - It's good, it's good. 546 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:02,800 - Mate, it is rammed in this place. 547 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:03,640 - Loving it. 548 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:04,480 There are so many birds in here. 549 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:05,720 We've just been admiring Lucy. 550 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:08,720 - Really? 551 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:09,880 - He's actually thinking about making a move on her. 552 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,320 - Are you really? 553 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:13,360 You legend. 554 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:16,000 [upbeat music] 555 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:39,720 - I love you. 556 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:40,920 - I love you too. 557 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:41,760 - Have you been drinking? 558 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,560 - I've had a few wines. 559 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,040 - I'm drinking water, detoxing. 560 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:46,520 Do you think it's cool, like obviously you know when you go 561 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:47,160 about and stuff, you know when you go out with someone you 562 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,120 go what's happening? 563 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,200 Do you reckon that's good? 564 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:50,320 - I don't do that. 565 00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:52,000 - Go round what's happening mate, cool. 566 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:53,360 - Do I think that's cool? 567 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:54,360 - No, that's what I'm saying, do you think it's cool? 568 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:55,200 - No, it's stupid. 569 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:56,480 - I know. 570 00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,000 - Don't be very easily lead like you usually are. 571 00:21:58,040 --> 00:21:59,120 - I'm not going to do that, I would never do that, would I? 572 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,200 - Don't be a sheep. 573 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:01,080 - I'm not a sheep. 574 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:01,880 - You are a sheep. 575 00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:02,880 - I'm an elephant. 576 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,480 [laughs] 577 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:06,240 - They look happy together, don't they? 578 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:08,200 - [Billie] They always sit like each other. 579 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:12,480 - How excited though, we're going to be bridesmaids. 580 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,120 - Show us your ring. 581 00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:18,600 - When are we getting married? 582 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,120 - Next week? 583 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:21,520 - I already know who my bridesmaids are, 584 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:23,000 I already know what kind of venue we would like, 585 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:24,640 I already know the car to travel in. 586 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:26,320 - Right, this is it then. - The dress. 587 00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:29,080 - I know already what pets I'm going to have there. 588 00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:31,040 I know exactly what my best man is. 589 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:32,480 - I'm not being horrible, I'm not being bossy, 590 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:35,760 but I would prefer it if I was 80% in control 591 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,320 when we do come to planning the wedding. 592 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:38,800 - You can't be like that. 593 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:39,800 - [Sam] Because I'll make sure, I'll make sure it's amazing. 594 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:40,800 - I've got to have at least 25% Sam. 595 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:42,400 - Exactly, okay, so you can have 25%. 596 00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:43,240 - And you can have 75%. 597 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:44,680 - [Sam] Yeah. 598 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:47,120 - I've always thought of Manth being with someone older. 599 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:50,000 Like looking after her, picking up the bill, 600 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:53,080 like making sure that she's got security. 601 00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:54,560 He's just not like that. 602 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:58,600 I really like Joey, and I think that he's a lovely boy 603 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:02,840 and I think that he's, Samantha loves him 604 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:04,480 and that's the main thing. 605 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:05,680 - I'll make sure it's perfect. 606 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,520 - Before the wedding can I get one thing sorted. 607 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,480 I'm buying a house before you do the wedding. 608 00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:12,000 I want a pet monkey, I wanna try and find out. 609 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,360 - This is my serious face. 610 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:15,520 We're not having a pet monkey. 611 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:16,280 - We've gotta have one 'cause I've already 612 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:17,240 saw my pet monkey's life. 613 00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:18,520 - You can't, is it legal? 614 00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:19,760 You cannot have one. 615 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,080 Stop trying to be Justin Bieber. 616 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:21,920 - I'm not trying to be Justin Bieber. 617 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,120 - You are, he had a monkey, 618 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,440 you're trying to be Justin Bieber. 619 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,880 - Sometimes he can be a bit of an idiot. 620 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:31,480 Do you honestly think she can put up with that? 621 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:44,920 - Hello. - Hello. 622 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,360 - How are you? 623 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,240 - Fine, how are you? 624 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,560 - Good, I hope you don't mind I brought Chloe with me. 625 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:51,960 - Alright? 626 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000 - I wasn't expecting you, but there you go, you okay? 627 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,360 - [Chloe] Yeah, I'm good thanks, how are you? 628 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,280 - I'm good, yeah. 629 00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:59,440 - We kind of go everywhere together don't we, Pops? 630 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:00,800 - Is that right? 631 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,120 Security guard, is it? 632 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:04,960 Is that right? 633 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,360 [laughs] 634 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,960 [upbeat music] 635 00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:18,280 - Thank you. 636 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:19,240 - Oh, my God. 637 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:20,440 - [Jess] I'm embarrassed for him. 638 00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:21,600 - I am embarrassed for him. 639 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:23,280 - This is very, very generous of you, Mario. 640 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:24,840 - Yeah, I know. 641 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,240 - Do you know what, it's all fake money, 642 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:28,240 'cos I know exactly what's in Mario's account 643 00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,360 and it's fuck all. 644 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:39,400 - She's looking over. 645 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:40,280 - Is she? 646 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:43,800 - Mario, If you're going to make me jealous, come on. 647 00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,880 - Ah please, bring something to the table. 648 00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:47,720 - Bring some class to the table. 649 00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:48,640 - Hash tag muggy. 650 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:57,920 - They say if your hair goes grey that you don't lose it, 651 00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,640 but if your hair don't go grey you lose it, 652 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:02,440 so it's bad either way. 653 00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:06,760 - Do you prefer a bald guy or a silver fox guy? 654 00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:07,640 - Silver fox. 655 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:08,560 - Hm, I don't know 'cos. 656 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,120 - Everyone loves Phil Schofield. 657 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,480 - Everyone loves Phil Schofield? 658 00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:12,560 - [Lauren] Yeah. 659 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:13,880 - People compare me to Phil Schofield. 660 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:14,720 - Do they? 661 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,200 - I think that's embarrassing. 662 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:17,240 - [Lauren] Why? 663 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:18,720 - I just don't think, he's not cool. 664 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,000 - He's a real cool guy. 665 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,400 - Richard Gere, something like that, that's cool. 666 00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,920 - Has anyone ever said you look like Richard Gear then? 667 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,120 - I get that all the time, Chloe, what do you think? 668 00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:27,440 - You fucking liar. 669 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:28,720 - I'm telling ya. 670 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:29,720 Are you not attracted to me then? 671 00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:30,560 - You're not my type. 672 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:31,400 - Really? 673 00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:32,760 You don't like silver foxes. 674 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,200 - You're not my type either, you look 675 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,520 like an Essex girl to me. 676 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:41,080 - In what way? 677 00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:42,120 - I'll let you work that out. 678 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:44,240 - You look like a snide Essex man. 679 00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:46,320 - A snide Essex man? 680 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:48,000 - What you mean? 681 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,720 - She's the original, you know, 682 00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,280 portrait of an Essex girl, isn't she. 683 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:53,680 No offence. 684 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,840 - None taken, I've done well out of the way I look. 685 00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:59,680 - Yeah, I'm sure you do, each to their own. 686 00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:01,880 - [Lauren] Oh God. 687 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:03,480 - [Chloe] Is Lauren your type? 688 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,800 - Lauren's gorgeous, but you know. 689 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:08,280 - Ouch. 690 00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,480 So I'm not gorgeous. 691 00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:12,120 So I'm not your type and I'm not gorgeous, 692 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:13,400 is that what you're saying? 693 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:15,080 - I'm just saying you're not my type. 694 00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:16,160 - I feel like you was trying to like dig 695 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,080 me out a little bit. 696 00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:18,880 - No, I'm not. 697 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:20,640 - Well if you are, be man enough to say it. 698 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:23,760 - I'm not digging you out, I'm telling you how it is. 699 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:26,240 You going out later? 700 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,040 - We are. 701 00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:30,720 - I'm not invited, no. 702 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:32,280 - [Lauren] Oh God, this dinner has taken a horrible turn. 703 00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:33,120 - Well, I don't OAP's are really invited 704 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,240 to the clubs we go to. 705 00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:35,200 - OAP's? 706 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:37,760 I love that line, that's class. 707 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:40,000 - I think there's been some kind of miscommunication 708 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:40,880 going on here. 709 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:45,280 - Really, I just thought it was quite clear. 710 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,360 - Oh my god, can we please move on. 711 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,400 - You're 50, you're behaving like that, 712 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:51,600 oh my God, I'm so embarrassed for you, 713 00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:54,480 I'm going to drink this and I think I'm going to go. 714 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:55,680 - That might be a good idea. 715 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:57,240 - I thought he was an arsehole the first time 716 00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:58,920 I met him and now I know he is definitely an arsehole, 717 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,800 so I'm going to go, lovely to see you again, 718 00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:03,440 always a pleasure. 719 00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:05,440 - You have a lovely evening. - Thank you. 720 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:06,880 - Alright, Wayne. 721 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:09,560 Bye. 722 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:10,440 - Bye. 723 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:23,040 - Couple of days into the trip, I haven't kissed a bird, 724 00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:24,440 so much as even has a good chat with a bird. 725 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:25,760 - Do you know why that is? 726 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:26,880 - And I haven't slept with anyone. 727 00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:27,480 - It's because Gemma is in the mountains. 728 00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,320 Listen, we've come all the way up to sunny Marbella, 729 00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:35,600 you know as much as Gemma's my friend, 730 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:38,760 I love her to bits, I like well spoken girls, 731 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,440 naturally pretty, classy. 732 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,400 - Then what are you doing in Marbella? 733 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,760 - There are girls like that. 734 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,720 - [Diags] Arg, a piece of bits is standing next to you. 735 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,440 - Can I have a glass of white wine please. 736 00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,360 - Hello, go, you've literally got two 737 00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,400 seconds or I'm doing it. 738 00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,360 - I can't do it. 739 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:07,480 - You alright, darling? 740 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:08,400 - You okay? 741 00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:09,240 - How's it going? 742 00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:10,720 - Not to bad, how are you? 743 00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:12,040 - [Tom] I'm not bad, where are you from? 744 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:13,120 - Ah, Norwich. 745 00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:13,960 - [Tom] Norwich? 746 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:14,800 - Yes. 747 00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:15,640 - What's your name? 748 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:16,880 - Beth. 749 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:18,720 - Beth, you're quite pretty, aren't you, Beth. 750 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:21,240 - Thank you very much, babe, you're not too bad yourself. 751 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:22,280 - Thank you. 752 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:25,640 [laughs] 753 00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:27,200 - Do you ever come to Essex? 754 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:29,000 - I've been there a couple of times. 755 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,120 Not a lot though. 756 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,040 There's not much there is there? 757 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:33,400 - There's not much there? 758 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:34,440 - Not really is there? 759 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:35,800 - What you mean there's not much there? 760 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:36,800 - Like what? 761 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,440 [laughs] 762 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:40,960 Chill out, Jesus. 763 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,480 You've just got the giggles, aren't you? 764 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,400 - I haven't really said much, yeah. 765 00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:45,560 - You're quite a giggler, aren't you? 766 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:46,400 - Yeah a little bit. 767 00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:47,640 [laughs] 768 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:48,280 - So you said you're from Norwich, Beth, yeah? 769 00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:49,200 Are you a farmer? 770 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:50,600 - No, I'm not. 771 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,720 I do horse-riding, not really farmer though. 772 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:53,840 - [Arg] I've done horse-riding before. 773 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:54,680 - Yeah, I've got my own horse. 774 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:55,520 - Doing all right then. 775 00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:58,240 [laughs] 776 00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,000 - I've done horse-riding twice. 777 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:01,640 - How did that manage for you? 778 00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:03,760 [laughs] 779 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:07,360 [upbeat music] 780 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:08,960 - No, today was really fun. 781 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,040 - I know, like it's we didn't take it seriously, 782 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,080 it was just a laugh really. 783 00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:12,720 - Yeah, it's all a laugh, all a joke. 784 00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:14,280 Like bikini body. 785 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:17,760 - Nice bikinis, it's just so glamorous this year, isn't it. 786 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:20,360 - You're welcome to him darling, have a good night. 787 00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,520 - How embarrassing I weren't even on the boat love. 788 00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:27,760 - Find your facts out first then start make accusations. 789 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:33,240 - Did you say you did a bit of modelling? 790 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:34,080 - Yeah. 791 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:35,360 - Really? 792 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,680 - So what was the last bit of modelling you did? 793 00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:38,080 - Eh, I've been on Miss Universe, came 2nd in that. 794 00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:39,160 - Wow. - What? 795 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:41,040 - Miss Universe. 796 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:49,040 - Second, that's like the whole world. 797 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:49,880 [laughs] 798 00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:50,720 - Well done, babe. 799 00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:52,440 - When did you do that? 800 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:53,840 - Last year. 801 00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:55,120 - So Beth how do you feel about coming to join us boys 802 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:56,160 for a drink later? 803 00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:57,240 We'll go to the club or you come meet us 804 00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,200 for a drink tomorrow or something. 805 00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:00,920 - I'm busy tonight, so I can't tonight I'm afraid. 806 00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:02,480 - Oh, who you busy with? 807 00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:04,840 - Maybe tomorrow or something? 808 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,640 - Oh, here we go? 809 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:08,080 Hello mate, good to see you. 810 00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:09,600 - Alright mate, what's going on? 811 00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:10,440 - Mario. 812 00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:11,280 - You alright? 813 00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:12,080 - Yeah, you babe? 814 00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:13,520 - [Mario] Not too bad. 815 00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:15,680 - Ah, is this who you're busy with? 816 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:16,520 - No. 817 00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:17,360 - Busy? 818 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:18,720 - Do you know this young lady? 819 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:19,560 - I do, yeah. 820 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:20,440 - How do you know Beth? 821 00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:21,360 - I just know her. 822 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:22,560 - Yeah? - Yeah, ready? 823 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:23,760 - Yeah. 824 00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,840 - [Mario] Yeah, sweet, boys see you later. 825 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:27,480 - Ah, Beth, you lied to us. 826 00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:28,320 - Bye. 827 00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:32,920 - Fucking bullshit [laughs]. 828 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:36,680 I've never liked him. 829 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,440 I've never liked him. 830 00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:41,480 How's he got her? 831 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:42,720 How has he done it? 832 00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:43,960 He's got no personality. 833 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:46,760 Right, he's got an amazing six pack, 834 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:48,840 he's got a good tan, but apart from that-- 835 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:50,480 - He might as well just be a body with no head. 836 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:53,080 - Get me Gemma Collins here right now, please. 837 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:03,560 - Knocked on the door, she's not there, 838 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:04,960 I've just seen the receptionist, 839 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,600 she's gone off in a taxi somewhere. 840 00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:08,960 - Shit the bed. 841 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,120 - Do you think it's 'cos she's been missing 842 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,400 the girls and she's just wanted to get back 843 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:12,600 to some normality or something? 844 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,440 - I'm not been funny, but it's not like were 845 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:19,480 the butchest of men is it? 846 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:27,320 - You alright? 847 00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:28,160 - You alright? 848 00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:29,200 - Yeah, you? 849 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:32,840 - Why do you look so nervous? 850 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:34,800 - Don't know, you might as well say what 851 00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:37,440 you've gotta say and just get it all off your chest. 852 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:41,120 - Well, to put it bluntly, I was in a nightclub tonight 853 00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:45,400 and, you know, I did meet a really fit girl 854 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:48,040 and I was chatting her up and basically 855 00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:49,400 I didn't get anywhere. 856 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,200 And then as soon as she knocked me back the first person 857 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:54,000 I thought of was you and you're the first thing 858 00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:56,280 that came into my head and that makes me think that 859 00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,160 that must mean something. 860 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:01,440 - I want you to be honest with me now, 861 00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:02,640 because this is really important. 862 00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,760 - No, I must admit when I did speak to this girl 863 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:07,520 and it didn't happen instead of me trying to find someone 864 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:09,000 else all I kept thinking about was, you know what, I can't 865 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,120 be bothered to talk to any other girls, I don't wanna try it 866 00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,440 with anyone else, I wanna find Gemma Collins. 867 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:17,920 Why do you always get upset whenever we have, 868 00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:19,040 whenever I try and be honest with ya and talk to you, 869 00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:20,200 you always get upset. 870 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,720 - For a year you have been in my head. 871 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:35,200 And I don't look at you and fancy you any more, 872 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:38,160 I don't lust after you, I don't want you. 873 00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:44,680 I am over you. 874 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:47,320 [upbeat music] 875 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:14,560 - [Narrator] Next time on "The Only Way is Marbs." 876 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,560 - I saw him leave the club with Lucy. 877 00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:17,400 - What. 878 00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:18,320 - What happened in that bedroom? 879 00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,920 - A gentleman never tells. 880 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:22,320 - I fucking loved you. 881 00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:23,360 Are you joking? 882 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:24,560 - I'm single, I'll do the fuck I want. 883 00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:27,880 - Why did he ask me to marry him when he still 884 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:29,960 is acting like the bachelor? 885 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,440 [cries] 886 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:33,840 - She's not a good person for you, Joe. 887 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:36,280 - You're killing me. 888 00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:40,720 - I've never met one person who's had a bad 889 00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:42,640 word to say about you except for her. 62913

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