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- [Narrator] On this
series the tans you see
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might be fake, but the
people are all real,
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although some of what
they do has been created
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for your entertainment.
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Previously on The Only Way Is
Essex.
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- [Mark] That's it, good boy.
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- Goal!
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- See yous on the pitch, yeah.
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- Cool son.
- See ya.
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- Son, I'm not his son.
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- It's gonna be like playing
against
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a bunch of fucking girls.
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- Better get practising .
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Losers, you have to streak
naked.
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- What are you gonna
do, just cut all ties?
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- I'm gonna hold auditions
for a new little Chris.
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[laughs]
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- Shut up.
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- I'm never speaking to him
again in my whole life, ever.
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- You think I'm trying to mug
you off, I wouldn't do that.
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- Yeah it's pathetic,
it's embarrassing really.
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- I wanna propose to Sam.
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[Billie gasps]
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- Oh my God.
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- What is this?
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- Do you wanna go, or
do you wanna go Dubai?
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[upbeat music]
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♪ The only way is up
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♪ Baby
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♪ For you and me now
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[upbeat music]
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- Whey!
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- Seven, eight.
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- Mate, if we did lose
and we have to streak
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down Brentwood high street.
- Don't even talk about it,
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we ain't gonna lose,
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it's not even crossing our
minds.
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[phone ringing]
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It's Joey, Joey.
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Joe?
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- Oi, I'm in Dubai man.
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- You're where?
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- What?
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- Ah mate, it's a long story.
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Basically, look all right,
cut a long story short,
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basically I'm gonna propose to
Sam.
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- What?
- Are you?
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- [Joey] I swear down, I'm gonna
do it.
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- Ah Joey mate, I'm so happy for
ya.
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- I know mate, I thought
it might be coming
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but not this soon.
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- Nah that's what I
mean, I'm well nervous,
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I've been biting my finger and
that,
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I dunno I'm well nervous 'cause
obviously
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I've never done it before.
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- I can't believe you're doing
this mate,
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this is a massive thing.
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- [Joey] Wait, what
knee do you get down on?
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- Left.
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- Your right one innit?
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- Nah it don't matter, does it?
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Both knees.
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- I'm on my left knee now.
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[laughing]
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Oi do I put the ring on my
finger
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and then give her the ring?
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Or do I leave the ring in the
box
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and then give her the ring?
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- Nah.
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- Nah you hold the box and you
open it up
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and show her the ring when
you say will you marry me.
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- Yeah boys no, it's like
the biggest thing man,
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ever man, it's the biggest
thing,
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like one of the biggest things
in my life,
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what I'm about to do.
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- All right, nice one
Joey, we love you lots,
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we miss you already yeah.
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- [Joey] Laters.
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- Laters bro, see ya later.
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- [Joey] Bye bye bye bye bye.
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- Wowza.
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[laughing]
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- That's jokes.
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- I reckon I'll be a
big part of the service,
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I'll be either an usher or I
might be master of ceremonies.
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- Page boy, page boy.
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- I'm not expecting to be best
man
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but I reckon it'll be you two,
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I reckon maybe Diags 'cause
he's sort of half family,
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half friend as well.
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- I've known him for longer
though.
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- [Arg] Was Joey more sort of
forced to be friends with you?
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- Yeah sort of had to be friends
with you,
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didn't even really like you at
first.
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- Is that true?
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- I dunno maybe he'll have two
best men.
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- [Arg] Maybe.
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- Nobody likes us we don't care,
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nobody likes us we don't care.
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Drop down!
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All right, one, two, three!
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[laughing]
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Ah, fucking hell, good one boys.
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Let's reel it in.
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- So what is our actual name,
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is it Rockafella FC or
Rockafella United?
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- We're just calling it
Rockafella City
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United Football Club.
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- It's the longest name in
history mate.
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I actually think it's
not even gonna be close.
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Arg is coming up to me giving it
all
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yeah you know you're gonna lose.
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- I think it's a front you know.
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- It's reverse psychology,
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they're saying that 'cause
they know they're gonna...
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- Trying to get in our heads.
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- They've got a manager
now right, big Mark,
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Jess's dad, and I've spoke to
him
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and he said nah no hope, so...
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I know that it's a bit of
a sort of touchy subject,
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but Mario has put like, he's
said, like if you need me
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I'll play so I wanted to talk to
you first
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- Nah at all costs I wanna win,
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I'm not gonna say it's
gonna be a great atmosphere
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for me and him.
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- We need someone just in case.
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- We're gonna need someone mate,
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if someone gets a little knock
or whatever
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they can rest for five minutes.
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- Exactly, it could help,
it might actually build it
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so it could be good for ya.
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Obviously you've not got the
best relationship with Tom
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after you sonned him off.
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All right son.
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- This is how I talk.
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- Who you sonning off?
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You sonning me off Chris?
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- He'll have to get over it
won't he.
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- To be fair mate I think I
might have pulled something.
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- I don't think James has.
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[laughing]
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[upbeat music]
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- Well done.
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- Was it good, was it good?
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- That was so good.
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Once we get a proper routine
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everyone's gonna proper love it.
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Obviously James, husky James,
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ladies man, dropped me right
out.
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- Proper player.
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- No game whatsoever.
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- It was so obvious, the
first rule of a player
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is they'll go and find another
girl
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to try and make you jealous.
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- I couldn't believe it.
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I was just like what is this boy
on?
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- The thing is though
Abs, we were supposed to
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cheer for him and Dan.
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- We ain't cheering for them
now, no way.
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- [Jas] We can't cheer for them
now.
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- No way are we cheering for
them.
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- And also it's like my brother,
Diags.
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- [Abi] I think we got to
cheer for the other boys.
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- Diags has been like well upset
as well.
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- No we're supporting
team Diags all the way.
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- Apparently they're called
Team Football Nutters.
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- I love it.
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Team Football Nutters.
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What's the other team called?
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Team Mug Off?
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[laughing]
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[upbeat music]
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- I'm glad you like it.
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- Thank you so much.
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- I love you.
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- I love you too.
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Best surprise ever.
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- I did it for you 'cause
you're a special girl.
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- How did you know to pack this?
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- You know I just know
them sort of things,
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you like kaftans and beige
bikinis.
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- [Sam] Kaftans.
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- Is that beige?
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- it's like a salmon pink.
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Ah it's just so luxury.
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- The views are amazing.
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- [Sam] The Burj, the atlantis
over there.
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- I don't get how a place
can be built like this,
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it's just amazing.
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How did they make like...
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- D'you know that this 10
years ago was like none,
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hardly anything.
- There was nothing here it?
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- Well it was, there was stuff
here but hardly anything.
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- Was Dubai a country?
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- [Sam] Yeah it, it's they, the
Arabs,
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cause it's all the oil isn't it?
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- Yeah but I don't think
this was a country,
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I think they made this a
country,
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like they actually built the
sand and the underneath of it,
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'cause you can't make
a palm into a palm tree
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out of the world, d'you
understand?
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- I dunno, I don't really know
much about the middle east.
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- This is man made.
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Why can't you touch hands
and things like that?
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- I think it's, I dunno, It's
just their religion really,
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I think it's like you have to be
married,
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and obviously all the women
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only show their eyes
don't they, so like...
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- What so you've gotta be
married to kiss in Dubai?
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That's why I like Essex better.
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- Oh so you can kiss me more.
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- [Joey] Mm.
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[laughs]
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- That's a fair enough excuse.
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- Yeah.
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It is annoying that I can't kiss
ya but...
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- You can kiss me in here.
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- Quick.
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- [Sam] This is private,
you're allowed to kiss in here.
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- Yeah but just in case
someone's looking in binoculars.
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- I don't wanna sound like a
pussy
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but that James is well
intimidating.
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I'm quite scared of him.
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I'm being honest with ya.
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And the thing is though he's got
this
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really croaky voice like the
godfather.
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It's proper scary.
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- It's obviously just where he
shouts so much all the time.
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- Yeah, yeah I think he
needs a glass of water.
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- He's angry, get a glass
of water, chill out mate.
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- It does make things more
exciting though, don't it.
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- Yeah it's made it more
interesting,
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like it's gonna be proper
intense now the match.
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- I don't wanna knock our
confidence,
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I truly believe in my heart of
hearts we can win this match
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but let's be realistic,
we're massively the underdogs
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but I've got an idea, I've
had a bit of a brainstorm.
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- [Diags] What?
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- And I think you two are gonna
like this.
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I think we need this.
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[phone rings]
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- [Mario] What's
happening, what's going on?
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- Mario.
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- [Mario] How's you
doing mate, you alright?
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- Basically you see these two
new guys,
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James and Dan or whatever their
names are.
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- [Mario] Yeah yeah yeah.
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- Basically well they've sort
of like palled up with Ricky,
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and Little Chris, as
you're probably aware.
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- [Mario] They're taking my
place mate,
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they're taking my place.
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- Exactly they're taking
your place, you know,
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they don't give a monkey's about
you
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and basically they've sort of,
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they've challenged us
to this football match.
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I dunno how you feel
about it but I'd love you
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to sort of cause a stir, you
know,
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I'd love you to play for us.
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- [Mario] So me play against
Ricky and Little Chris.
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- Yeah get right involved and
stuck in.
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- [Mario] Me playing against
Little Chris
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is a bit of a dream come true.
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[laughing]
264
00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,520
- The last thing I
wanna do is be a wind up
265
00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:09,400
and shit stir but I suppose
he did try and ruin your life.
266
00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:12,320
- [Mario] Exactly, Chris
tried to ruin my life,
267
00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:14,400
Rick stood by and did nothing
about it,
268
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I offered my hand in friendship
and he turned it down.
269
00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:19,360
- Exactly maybe you know
if you scored a few goals
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or stopped them from scoring.
271
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- [Mario] It'd be amazing.
272
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- It might make you feel a bit
better.
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All I need to know is that
you're in yeah?
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00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:26,000
- [Mario] Yeah I'm in
definitely.
275
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- All right that's brilliant.
276
00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:28,880
Alright Mario, I love you lots
mate,
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00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:31,040
I'll see you, I'll see you
at the match all right.
278
00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:32,760
- [Mario] Yeah see you soon, ta
ta mate.
279
00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:34,480
- Nice one mate bye bye bye.
280
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Yes!
281
00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:38,320
- Mate if we've got Mario as
well, mate this game's ours.
282
00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:39,680
- It's ours for the taking.
283
00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:41,360
- I can't wait to see Ricky
and Little Chris's faces
284
00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:42,680
sitting there like.
285
00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:44,360
- Whenever you want someone
to fuck over someone,
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their own mates.
287
00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:46,360
- Mario's there.
288
00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:48,680
[laughing]
289
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- [Sam] Billie, it's me.
290
00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:52,480
- [Billie] How are you?
291
00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:55,840
- Yeah I'm currently sitting
around a private pool
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00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:58,760
with a cocktail, looking
at a lovely view of Dubai.
293
00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:02,080
- [Billie] Oh my God amazing,
what's it like, is it lovely?
294
00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:03,320
- It's just so nice.
295
00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:06,000
He's hired like this
private apartment, villa,
296
00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,920
it's humungous, it's too big in
fact
297
00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:10,520
and it's got a private pool,
298
00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:12,800
and d'you know like the end
of the palm you look across,
299
00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:14,720
you can see everything,
so can see the Burj,
300
00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:15,920
you can see like the city bit,
301
00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:16,960
you can see the Atlantis,
302
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,320
you can see everything, it's
amazing.
303
00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:19,800
- [Billie] What are you doing
tonight?
304
00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:21,840
- Well I don't know,
everything seems to be
305
00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:25,800
like one big surprise,
so I haven't got a clue.
306
00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:33,000
What you doing then?
307
00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:36,040
- [Billie] Nothing really,
just in the shop working.
308
00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:37,760
- Ah, lovely.
309
00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:39,040
[laughs]
310
00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:40,880
Okay, well I've got to
get back to sunbathing now
311
00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:42,720
so I'll give you a call later.
312
00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:44,160
- [Billie] Okay, have fun, bye.
313
00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:45,640
- Love you, bye.
314
00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,520
- Will you marry me?
315
00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:51,880
Will you, will you marry me?
316
00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:55,520
[sighs]
317
00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:58,640
[slow melodic music]
318
00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:01,600
Nice innit babe?
319
00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:07,360
- I know, there's a party
going on down there.
320
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:08,560
- It is, um...
321
00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:11,560
You like it yeah?
322
00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,280
- [Sam] It's lovely.
323
00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:17,880
You not hungry?
324
00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:19,200
- Yeah.
325
00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:21,760
- You are really lovely to me.
326
00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:25,760
I'm gonna go to the toilet.
327
00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:27,240
- All right then.
328
00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:29,040
Be quick.
329
00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:29,920
- I will.
330
00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:39,240
- Dad?
331
00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,920
I'm in Dubai and I'm with Sam.
332
00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:54,200
I just, I'm scared Dad.
333
00:11:58,360 --> 00:11:59,840
How did you do it?
334
00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:05,240
[upbeat music]
335
00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:07,640
- Rayment.
336
00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:12,160
- The cavalry are here.
337
00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:21,520
- It ain't just a game, this
really isn't just a game,
338
00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:23,480
this is more than just a
game, this is our prides,
339
00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:25,600
this is our egos, this
is everything right now
340
00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:26,760
that's on the line.
341
00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,560
- When they all run
past mate fucking naked,
342
00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,120
imagine how sweet that's gonna
be.
343
00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:31,240
- Tom Pearce do you believe?
344
00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:32,240
- I believe mate!
345
00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:33,280
- Diags do you believe?
- I believe!
346
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,360
- [Arg] Jack Bennewith do you
believe?
347
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:35,800
- I believe.
348
00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:36,840
- Danny I can't guarantee
you'll play but do you believe?
349
00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:37,680
- Yes.
350
00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:38,520
- [Arg] Darrell do you believe?
351
00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:39,760
- Course!
352
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:40,480
- Jamie Reed do you believe?
- I'm in, I'm in!
353
00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:42,600
- Come on!
[cheering]
354
00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:44,280
- Give them little nudges,
little pinches,
355
00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:45,480
little punches, little digs.
356
00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:46,760
No-one's gonna see that,
but them you're there,
357
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,520
'cause then the next
time they take that touch
358
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,280
they'll be worried that
you're behind them.
359
00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:51,120
Normally--
360
00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:52,080
- [Arg] Alright losers!
361
00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:53,040
- [Ricky] Look at this.
362
00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:54,560
- What an absolute bell.
363
00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:55,680
- I thought I'd er...
364
00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:57,120
- What is this, football
nutters?
365
00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:58,640
- I thought I'd come
and wish you all luck.
366
00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:00,320
- What is that, salmon?
367
00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:01,720
- That's lovely, that.
368
00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:03,440
- It's a nice shade of
salmon you got there.
369
00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:05,120
- Listen boys I don't wanna
throw
370
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,480
a little spanner in the works or
anything
371
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:07,880
but obviously just to let you
know
372
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,280
Mario is playing for us today.
373
00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:10,840
- Oh he is playing for yous lot?
374
00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:13,400
Ah mate, who else, anyone else?
375
00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:14,720
- Well nah you know lets say.
376
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,320
- [Chris] Anyone else you wanna
do?
377
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,200
- Only, listen, we're only
keeping it close friends,
378
00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:19,960
and yous lot have all got plenty
of experience in football,
379
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,000
semi-professional.
380
00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:22,280
Boys good luck.
381
00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:24,440
- I've played with Mario
mate, he's absolute pone,
382
00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:25,360
Al Capone.
383
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:26,720
- See ya later boys, good luck.
384
00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:28,880
- Take it easy, yeah, don't
slip.
385
00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:31,640
Ah what an absolute bellend!
386
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:34,160
- It just shows where his
loyalties lie obviously Ricky.
387
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,560
- The fact that he's on another
team
388
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:38,160
has fired me up even
more because I have never
389
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:41,080
wanted to win this match
more than right now.
390
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,280
- [Diags] They've lost their
girls.
391
00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:43,720
- What d'you mean
they've lost their girls?
392
00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,480
- James mugged Abi off, well
now we got them on our side,
393
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:46,560
cheerleading for us.
394
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:47,840
- So not only have they lost
Mario,
395
00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:49,560
they've lost their
cheerleaders and after this
396
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:50,920
they're gonna have no pride left
either.
397
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,720
[cheering]
398
00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:53,800
- Here he is!
399
00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:54,760
Here he is!
400
00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:59,040
How are ya, great to have you
here mate.
401
00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:02,040
- I've come to support, not to
play.
402
00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:03,520
- What?
403
00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:06,680
- I've cracked a bone in my
foot and my back's fucked, so.
404
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,120
- Not gonna be playing then.
405
00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:09,680
- [Mario] Not gonna play, I
wanna, I really wanna play,
406
00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:10,800
I'm actually gutted I can't
play.
407
00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:11,800
- Honestly Mario?
408
00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:12,960
- Honestly mate.
- You winding me up?
409
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,840
- Not winding you up.
410
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:20,400
- Are you getting drunk tonight?
411
00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:23,360
You're downing the champagne.
412
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,080
- You look beautiful.
413
00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,160
- [Sam] Thank you.
414
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,520
- You always look beautiful.
415
00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:31,920
I love your lips.
416
00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:35,800
- [Sam] Thank you, I love your
lips.
417
00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:37,440
- Um, wait one sec.
418
00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:39,960
- What is that?
419
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,480
- I've wrote down a massive
list,
420
00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:43,560
but I can't remember it, so.
421
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,560
- Of what, things you love about
me?
422
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:46,400
- [Joey] Yeah.
423
00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:47,280
- Really?
424
00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:49,920
- Right.
425
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,600
Sam I know we've been
through a lot together
426
00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:03,320
but no matter what happens
you're always there for me,
427
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,320
supporting me with serious
problems
428
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:08,200
or the lovely little things you
do for me,
429
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:12,080
like teaching me to
operate the till in Fusey.
430
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:18,960
Um.
431
00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:27,000
- Why you crying?
432
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:32,200
Why you crying?
433
00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:36,920
- It's 'cause I love you so
much.
434
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,840
- I love you too, don't cry.
435
00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:39,960
Are they happy tears?
436
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:40,800
- Yeah.
437
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,040
- [Sam] Good.
438
00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:44,720
- I bought you out here because,
439
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:52,200
because Dubai is special
and magical like you,
440
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:55,560
and erm,
441
00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:00,680
because,
442
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,600
will you marry me?
443
00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:07,640
- Oh my god.
444
00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:11,920
Yes!
445
00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:13,680
Joe!
446
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,280
I love you so much.
447
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,320
Of course I'll marry you.
448
00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:25,960
I love you so much.
449
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:31,400
You need to put it on my finger,
450
00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:33,400
oh my god that ring is amazing.
451
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:37,360
♪ I won't let these little
things slip ♪
452
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:38,960
- It fits perfect don't it.
453
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,840
- [Sam] Oh my god.
454
00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:42,920
♪ But if I do
455
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,000
♪ It's you
456
00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,480
♪ Oh it's you
457
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:48,680
- I'm so happy.
458
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,360
- I dunno why I'm crying.
459
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,320
♪ I'm in love with you
460
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,920
- I love you so much.
461
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,080
- [Joey] I love you too.
462
00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:57,800
- I'm really nervous.
463
00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:01,600
♪ I'm in love with you
464
00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:05,440
♪ And all these little things
465
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,080
[upbeat music]
466
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:09,360
- Come on boys!
467
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,880
Let's have it, let's have it!
468
00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:12,560
Come on!
469
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:17,680
♪ It's a beautiful day
470
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:19,680
♪ Sky falls you feel like
471
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:22,960
♪ It's a beautiful day
472
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,240
[cheering]
473
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:31,760
- [Mark] Come on boys,
listen, Diags in goal,
474
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,880
Darrell, Tom at the back yeah.
475
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,160
- We ain't gonna argue, we're
not gonna do
476
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,720
any of this bullshit,
we're gonna win this game,
477
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:38,200
and we're gonna win it well.
478
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:39,560
- Watch your footing 'cause
they're gonna have a go at ya.
479
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:40,840
Get as many shots in the
first five minutes as you can.
480
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:41,920
- Rockafellas on three.
481
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,640
- Come on lads!
482
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:44,920
[cheering]
483
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,120
- Rockafellas.
484
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,040
[cheering]
485
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,120
- Rick, Rick!
486
00:17:58,640 --> 00:17:59,560
- Go Diags!
487
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:02,600
Go, go Diags!
488
00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:09,320
Go on Diags, we love you.
489
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:11,520
- [Arg] Everyone fucking
concentrate!
490
00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:14,440
Come on, wake up, mark someone.
491
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,360
- Arg, where are you mate?
492
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:17,880
Arg mark your man.
493
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:22,600
[cheering]
494
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,720
- That's what I'm saying!
495
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,080
- [Mark] Come on boys.
496
00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:29,960
Chin up.
497
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:32,640
- Penalty!
498
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,600
Referee it's a penalty.
499
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:36,800
It's a penalty.
500
00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:38,880
- How much is this ref being
paid?
501
00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:41,720
- [Ref] It's gotta be outside
the area.
502
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,040
- Jameo, go on.
503
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,960
Go on James, it's our foot.
504
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,120
[cheering]
505
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,280
- Yes, come on!
506
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:50,480
Yes!
507
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:51,880
- Arg, Arg, Arg.
508
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:55,960
Arg!
509
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:56,840
You're in!
510
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,400
[cheering]
511
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,280
Come on!
512
00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:07,800
[laughing]
513
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:10,480
- Come on drop it bellend!
514
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,160
- Get off me, shut up mate.
515
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,040
- Oi!
516
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:17,560
[whistle blows]
517
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,600
[indistinct arguing]
518
00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:22,240
- I watched you.
519
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:23,920
I watched you.
520
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,120
- He pushed me.
521
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,400
Who pushed who?
522
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,640
She watched it.
523
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,000
Are you serious?
524
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:33,200
- [Jas] Calm down you silly
little prick.
525
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,360
- He pushed, he comes
up and pushes me and--
526
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:36,240
- [Jas] No he didn't!
527
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:37,720
You pushed him, I saw that!
528
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,240
- You're losing Ricky,
'cause you're a mug.
529
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:40,560
- [Jas] He didn't, don't lie.
530
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,040
[whistle blows]
531
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:43,320
- I'm so happy.
532
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:46,520
I am officially now your fiancé.
533
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,440
- Yeah, what am I then, what am
I?
534
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:49,640
- My fiancé.
535
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,720
- So what, I'm your fiancé?
536
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:52,920
- Yeah.
537
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,480
- So what, are you my...
538
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:55,360
- Fiancé.
539
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:58,920
- We're both the same thing?
540
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,040
- Love you so much.
541
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:01,960
- [Joey] I love you too.
542
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,640
- I'm really, my heart's beating
really fast, really fast.
543
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:06,480
- Ah.
544
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,480
- How long have you been
planning it?
545
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:10,320
- Ages.
546
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:11,480
- Have you?
547
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:12,720
I need to speak to Billie.
548
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:13,800
- Do you wanna ring Billie?
549
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:17,160
- Yeah let's ring her, let's
ring her.
550
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,360
- [Billie] Hello.
551
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:19,160
- Bill?
552
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,000
- Billie, it's me.
553
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:21,040
I'm engaged!
554
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:25,080
- [Billie] Oh my god,
congratulations!
555
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:27,800
- I know I just can't stop
smiling.
556
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:29,000
- [Billie] Ah!
557
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:32,280
- Billie, Joey's your
brother in law, to be.
558
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,600
- We've discussed this.
559
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:35,120
- [Billie] I'm more than happy
to have him
560
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:36,720
as my brother in law.
561
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:38,160
- Love you Bill.
562
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:41,280
- [Billie] Ah love you too,
well have an amazing night.
563
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:42,240
- Thank you.
564
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:43,680
- [Billie] Love you, bye.
565
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:44,680
- Love you, bye bye bye.
566
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,160
Ah she's so happy.
567
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,280
- Ah I can't wait to get
home now and celebrate.
568
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:49,400
I'm engaged!
569
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,680
- [James] It's only a
goal, innit, it's nothing.
570
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:53,800
- It's 20 minutes yeah.
571
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:54,960
I know we're gonna feel
knackered at times
572
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,240
but 20 minutes with 100% effort.
573
00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:58,320
- Keep the discipline, Ricky's
losing it,
574
00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:00,320
Chris is losing it,
Charlie ain't a goalkeeper.
575
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:03,560
Now come on boys let's get
going, come on let's do it.
576
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:07,120
- Charlie's got nothing on you
Diags mate.
577
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:09,520
[whistle blows]
578
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:10,640
- [Female] Come on boys!
579
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:12,680
- Get to it, get to him.
580
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:18,040
[cheering]
581
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:21,240
- Three-one!
582
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,080
Three-one!
583
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:22,920
Three-one!
584
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:25,400
- Arg.
585
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:31,200
[cheering]
586
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:32,040
- Yes!
587
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,400
And again, and again,
and again, and again.
588
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:38,960
Locky, finish it.
589
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,400
Well done.
590
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:42,720
[applause]
591
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,360
- [Male] Well done Locky.
592
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,800
- [Male] Jack, down the line!
593
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:53,520
[cheering]
594
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:54,480
Jack, Jack!
595
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:57,800
- Five-two, boys, the underdogs,
596
00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:59,880
come on, who's the underdogs
now?
597
00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:04,000
- [Both] Five-two, five-two,
five five, five-two.
598
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:07,000
- George!
599
00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:10,440
Arg, where are you mate?
600
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:12,240
[cheering]
601
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,000
- Two minutes boys, two minutes.
602
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:17,040
- Five-three, it's two minutes
left.
603
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,080
[whistle blows]
604
00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:29,400
[cheering]
605
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:42,280
- We actually did it.
606
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:46,000
Coming into this game I
didn't think we was gonna win
607
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,520
and every single one of
yous proved everyone wrong,
608
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:49,760
and I'm so proud of everyone
here.
609
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:51,080
- We played our hearts out boys.
610
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,480
- Especially you Diags,
you know you're always down
611
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,400
and saying what am I doing
with my life sort of thing,
612
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,680
you just showed everyone what
you can do
613
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:58,880
if you put your mind
to it, well done mate.
614
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,080
- [Female] Well done, well done
boys!
615
00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:03,560
- Everyone's seen where
loyalties lie today,
616
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:06,400
that's cleared things up I'd
say.
617
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:12,560
- We've gotta make the
engagement party
618
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:13,840
really super special,
619
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,440
because they're coming back from
Dubai,
620
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:16,840
that is amazing out there.
621
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:18,560
- So they're gonna be all
like on a high aren't they.
622
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,760
- Make sure she's got a hair
appointment booked for it.
623
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,360
- That's what I've done.
624
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:23,680
I've booked her a hair
appointment
so she can get that done,
625
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,120
but obviously it's just the
dress.
626
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:26,240
- Better get Joey one as well.
627
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:27,080
- Yeah!
628
00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:28,080
Exactly.
629
00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:29,280
- He'll wanna have his hair
done.
630
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:30,760
- Yeah he will, probably
want it cut or something
631
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:33,520
won't he so it's all fresh,
but no we've got so much to do.
632
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:36,600
[cheering]
633
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:39,200
- [Lads] Football
nutters, football nutters,
634
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,160
football nutters, football
nutters,
635
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,040
football nutters, football
nutters,
636
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:45,280
football nutters, football
nutters.
637
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:49,120
- First of all, man of the
match, Diags!
638
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:52,800
Secondly, the top goal scorer,
Jay-mo.
639
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:56,040
Thirdly, biggest row on the
pitch, Danny,
640
00:23:56,080 --> 00:24:00,880
and fourthly our rock at the
back, Darrell, well done mate.
641
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:03,440
[cheering]
642
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:07,080
- [All] Football nutters,
football nutters.
643
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,600
- Oi not only did we actually
win,
644
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:13,640
we gotta see them mugs get
naked.
645
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:16,680
Team Rockafella, Rockafella my
arse!
646
00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:20,080
- [Lads] Football
nutters, football nutters,
647
00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:21,960
football nutters, football
nutters,
648
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,200
football nutters.
649
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:24,600
♪ Know what I said is true
650
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:27,200
♪ I can feel the love
can you feel it too ♪
651
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:29,840
♪ I can feel it all
652
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:33,440
♪ I can feel it all
653
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:36,120
♪ Know what I said is true
654
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:39,760
♪ Know what I said is true
655
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:42,640
[wolf whistles]
656
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:43,920
- Someone's looking hot.
657
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:44,760
- Hello.
658
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:47,000
♪ Know what I said is true
659
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:49,960
♪ Know what I said
660
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,520
- It's your best mate.
661
00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:58,560
I didn't think he was coming.
662
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,240
- To be honest mate neither did
I.
663
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:03,360
- These kind gentlemen are
about to strip bollock naked.
664
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,720
- Are you really?
665
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:06,080
- Yeah, so erm.
666
00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:07,440
- Could have been worse
though, it could've been Arg.
667
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,200
[laughing]
668
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,200
♪ You know what I said is true
669
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:13,440
♪ I can feel the love can you
feel ♪
670
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,040
- Chris is behind us.
671
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,840
- Yeah I know.
672
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:21,720
That's obviously Chris and
Ricky talking about us, or me.
673
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,560
- Ah I'm excited are you?
674
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,280
- I'm excited now, how cool is?
675
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:28,360
- [Sam] Actually I feel a bit
nervous.
676
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:29,680
- It's so cold.
677
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:31,840
- Everyone's gonna be going,
"Let me see the ring."
678
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:32,920
- Does my hair look all right?
679
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:33,760
- Yeah it looks lovely.
680
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:34,560
Do I look nice?
681
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:35,400
- [Joey] Do I look reem?
682
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:36,800
- You look reem.
683
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:43,760
- Ladies and gentlemen please
put your hands together,
684
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:48,560
the newly engaged, future
Mr and Mrs Joey Essex.
685
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,840
[cheering]
686
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:12,480
- Well done.
687
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:16,720
- I love you man.
688
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:20,040
[cheering]
689
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,760
- Basically I'm gonna do it from
my phone
690
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:29,240
'cause I can't remember
speeches and stuff so.
691
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,960
First of all I wanna thank you
all for being here tonight,
692
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,320
my dad, Sasha, Frankie and
Chloe,
693
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:37,360
and my sister in law Billie, to
be.
694
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:38,840
- To be, to be, to be.
695
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:40,040
- To be.
696
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,360
All my best mates, James, Tom
and Arg,
697
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:43,840
you're all my best mates,
698
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:47,040
and you have always been there
for me.
699
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:52,480
- [Female] Just take a deep
breath, it's all right.
700
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:54,840
- I can't.
701
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,000
- You can, you can.
702
00:26:57,040 --> 00:27:00,480
[indistinct whispering]
703
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,200
- You're all my best
mates and you have always
704
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,280
been there for me, Tom, James
and Arg.
705
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,560
I know everyone calls him Diags
but to me his names is James
706
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:08,520
and his mouth isn't diagonal.
707
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,720
He's a lovely looking kid,
708
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:15,200
and don't let anyone
ever get you down mate,
709
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:18,240
you've actually got
quite a straight mouth.
710
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:19,080
Dad,
711
00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:23,280
Dad I wanna thank you more than
anyone
712
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:25,880
because you are the one who
bought me up in this world,
713
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:27,120
you got me through everything,
714
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:28,640
and the hard times and the good
times,
715
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:30,440
I love you more than
anything in the world.
716
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:31,600
I couldn't have done this
without you
717
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,240
and I couldn't have
asked for a better Dad.
718
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,120
I hope one day I have kids and
I'm just
719
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,880
a great dad like you
are to me and Frankie.
720
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:40,320
I love everyone, I love
every single one of you
721
00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:45,080
and especially my fiancé
Samantha Faiers, I love you.
722
00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:50,120
[cheering]
[upbeat music]
723
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,240
- Love you man.
724
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:56,560
- Love you too.
725
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,360
♪ How did I get here
726
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:09,240
♪ I'm in over my head
727
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:10,400
- Hi guys.
728
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:11,880
Do you mind if we sit down?
729
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:13,600
- Yeah course, course.
730
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:14,800
- You look lovely.
731
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:16,080
- Thank you so do you.
732
00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:18,960
- Basically I wanted to come
here myself
733
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,400
and talk to you guys.
734
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,760
- The only reason I got pissed
off at the football match
735
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,360
was 'cause you was intimidating
me.
736
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,320
- I was pulling my shirt,
at the end of the day
737
00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:28,440
I know that does intimidate
people right
738
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:29,840
but I was doing it to
everyone on the pitch,
739
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,920
when you play football you
do pull people's shirts,
740
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,880
you do pinch people,
you do do little tactics
741
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:34,880
and that's what you do.
742
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:36,080
All the comments that I've said
743
00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:38,640
and anything that I may have put
your way
744
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:41,240
I just want to apologise
for 'cause obviously
745
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,400
I don't know you guys that
well I shouldn't really
746
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,520
be passing judgement on you
guys.
747
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:47,840
- No, I appreciate the
fact that you've obviously
748
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:50,120
come to apologise 'cause to be
honest
749
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:51,840
it's probably hard for you to
apologise.
750
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:53,720
- Yeah I am a stubborn,
you know what I'm like,
751
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:56,680
I am very stubborn and
you know I like to say
752
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:59,800
what I need to say and I just
wanna leave it all behind us.
753
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:00,680
- Okay.
754
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:05,200
[upbeat music]
755
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,600
- D'you know what, Diags
is looking so hot tonight.
756
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:17,680
- You should've got with
Diags from the start.
757
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:18,920
- Why didn't I do that?
758
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:20,160
'Cause you know what like,
759
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,600
I go for all like the proper
like...
760
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:23,640
- Muggy pricks.
761
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:24,920
- Muggy pricks dun' I?
762
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:27,760
Tom was good looking but
like nothing happened,
763
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:30,400
James they're all like
into themselves more
764
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:31,320
d'you know what I mean?
765
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,240
Diags isn't like that.
766
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:40,120
- You look like bloody Willy
Wonka.
767
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,640
- Right everyone the time is
here!
768
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:48,280
[cheering]
769
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:52,320
So girls, anyone wanna
see some naked boys?
770
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:54,760
Bobby this one's for you son!
771
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:58,080
The Rockafellas!
772
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:03,120
Let's see some ass.
773
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,200
- [Crowd] Off, off, off, off,
off,
774
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,680
off, off, off, off, off, off,
off,
775
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:09,200
off, off, off, off.
776
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,480
[cheering]
777
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,680
- [Arg] Give us a scoot boys!
778
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:17,960
[cheering]
779
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:28,440
- Like her face lit up
when they walked in,
780
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,200
and Joey, aw, it was so nice.
781
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:31,480
- It was nice, was really nice.
782
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:32,880
- [Lucy] With their family
there.
783
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:34,480
Alright Rick, Chris.
784
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:36,200
- You all right, how you doing?
785
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:39,920
Look, I've only got a few things
to say, obviously, like...
786
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:41,240
- So you gonna play the victim
again,
787
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:42,440
ah look at me I'm little Chris.
788
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:44,200
Ah everyone feel sorry
for me I'm Little Chris,
789
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:45,480
you're pathetic Chris.
790
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:47,000
- I'm not actually here to argue
with you
791
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:49,000
and us all bickering at each
other.
792
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,000
- Ever since I've gone out with
you you've been a nice boy,
793
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:52,520
lately you've been a complete
prick.
794
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:53,360
- Mate I ain't changed.
795
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:54,280
- Shut up let me talk.
796
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:55,840
- I ain't changed, I ain't.
797
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:58,520
- No, listen to me, you
fucking listen to me.
798
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:01,160
Right, so I've come
back, I was nice to you,
799
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:02,880
you sat there and played the
victim,
800
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:05,240
you've let her go through
absolute hell
801
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,760
knowing you could've said
something
802
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,920
but instead you just sat
back, didn't get involved.
803
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:11,560
In my eyes that's as bad as a
coward,
804
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,520
that's just as bad as doing
anything.
805
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:17,520
- You saw me break down,
my whole world, Mario,
806
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:19,800
Mario's family, my family,
807
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:21,760
but you let me get that upset,
808
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:25,920
you let Mario get upset
and you didn't do anything,
809
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,360
you didn't do anything.
810
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:31,960
- And you come back and
you play the victim.
811
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,720
- Look me in the eye, you
look me in the eye and--
812
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:36,280
- He's a mug, you know he's a
fucking mug.
813
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:37,680
- Stop it, stop it.
- Don't you ever do that.
814
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:38,960
- You know that.
815
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,440
- Ricky, Ricky, you never
heard what he just said.
816
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,200
- Ricky if someone did
that to you and Jess.
817
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:43,800
- Yeah I understand that, do not
ever,
818
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:45,720
don't threaten him, you don't do
that.
819
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:46,800
- He's not my friend, he's not
my friend.
820
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:47,920
- Right fair enough but--
821
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:49,640
- Look look look at the end of
the day--
822
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:51,880
- What he's done is not a
friend.
823
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:53,520
- Exactly, we're never gonna be
friends.
824
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:54,560
- So please fuck off.
825
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:55,680
- [Chris] We're never gonna be
friends.
826
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:56,680
- So please fuck off.
- Stop it stop it.
827
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:57,880
- I understand what he said to
you,
828
00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:59,360
oh yeah you know it's
all bullshit whatever,
829
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:00,840
at the end of the day he wasn't
there,
830
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:02,880
he doesn't know anything that
happened.
831
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:04,560
- So why does he slag me off?
832
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,280
- No but he didn't sit
there and say you done it.
833
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:07,600
- Oh my god Ricky.
834
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:09,000
- Ricky, you know it's
wrong, you know it's wrong.
835
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:10,960
- I'm on your both of your
sides, just let me get--
836
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,680
- No don't be in the middle,
don't sit on the fence,
837
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:13,720
you know he's wrong!
838
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:15,360
- At the end of the day, all
right,
839
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,240
at the end of the day
don't be saying that.
840
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:18,040
- Or what?
841
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:18,880
- Wait.
842
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:19,720
- No no no.
843
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:20,680
- Or fucking what Chris?
844
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:21,520
- Stop it now sit down.
845
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:22,400
- Or fucking what?
846
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:23,520
- Mario, Mario, Mario!
847
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:24,360
- Mario, stop it.
848
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,600
- Stop it.
849
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,760
- You know how many times
Mario has been there
850
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:29,000
for you and your brother.
851
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:30,520
- I'm not saying he hasn't.
- You know he has!
852
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:32,200
- All right the thing is.
- He's pathetic.
853
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:33,880
- He should be a fucking man and
say
854
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:35,760
and be a fucking man and
put the situation right,
855
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:39,320
you're just as bad as your
brother because you did nothing,
856
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:41,600
you sat there and did nothing,
857
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:44,640
and let all our lives get
destroyed.
858
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:46,120
You did nothing!
859
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:48,240
- Luce, wait, I'm asking you
please
860
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:49,960
just to sit down for a second.
861
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,960
- No it's bollocks.
862
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,520
- To you I say good night.
863
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:54,920
- This, this there needed to be
like this.
864
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:55,840
- To you I say good night.
865
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:57,440
And to you I say fuck yourself.
866
00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:00,320
- Please don't be like that
Mario.
867
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:07,320
- He could've easily at
any stage sorted this out
868
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,960
but he didn't because he's
a spineless little mug.
869
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,600
- You came in here to resolve
things,
870
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:14,920
it hasn't been resolved and
that's how it's left now.
871
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:16,200
It's over.
872
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:19,320
[slow melodic music]
873
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,360
- Mr and Mrs Essex.
874
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:35,080
- This is the best engagement
I could ever ask for ever.
875
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:38,800
[upbeat music]
876
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:41,760
♪ The only way is up
877
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,680
♪ Baby
878
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:46,400
♪ For you and me now
879
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:49,240
♪ The only way is up
880
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:51,200
♪ Baby
881
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:54,280
♪ For you and me now
882
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:57,040
♪ The only way is up
883
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,080
♪ Baby
884
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:02,200
♪ For you and me now
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