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- [Narrator] On this series,
the tans you see might be fake

but the people are all real,

although some of what they do

has been created for your
entertainment.

Previously on The Only Way is
Essex.

- Two new eye candies.

- Oh my God yeah.

Who are they?

- Who are they?
- I've never seen them before.

- We need to go on the prowl.

- All my stresses and worries in
life

at the moment it's due to you.

I believe.
- Do this.

- Fish ball.

- Putting this on here,
it's a duck, innit?

- I think it's sick.

- The launch party,
you're gonna come, yeah?

- Yeah, yeah, of course.

- Bobby, we're having a
conversation.

- No we ain't having a
conversations

'cause a conversation should be
saying

I ain't dicking someone out.

- What people don't realise
is Joey confides in me,

it's easy for me to get
protective over him.

- We're basically finding
a house in Brentwood.

[trombone blasts]

[The Only Way is Essex theme
song]

[bell dings]

[heavy breathing]

[phone chimes]

- Soz about the pubs babes.

Will you meet me today it's
important?

Wear black.

[sighs]

[gentle electronic music]

[squeaks]

- I got two ducks da D he he he.

[laughs]

- These are a bit pointless you
could have got bigger ducks.

- There cool.

- There is so much to do still.

- I know.
- We need to

get the champagne in.

We need to make sure there's
nibbles.

We to carry on merchandising

and get all this out of the
package.

- I can't believe how late
you've left it

- You're cutting it fine.

- I ain't cutting it fine, its
sweet.

I've done everything.

I set up all day.

- You just stood there
blowing up two rubber ducks.

I done all the hard work.

- What like?

- Like all the paperwork,
getting the finances,

the insurance, getting your
till.

- But no, I've running.
- Getting the railings,

getting the builder in,
getting the floor down.

I pretty much done everything, I
did!

What's left on your to do list?

- What's due today, I gotta
go see the boys quickly.

- What a head of your shop
launch.

- Yeah I gotta do something
today,

I cant just sit in here all day
can I?

- What do you think I'm
going to be doing all day?

- Look youse can have a drink.

You haven't to sit in here all
day.

- Well, we do because there
is still things to be done.

- I'm well stressed out doing
all this,

can't you see that I'm stressed?

This is too much, man.

- Can you stop waving that glove
round

'cause it stinks in my face.

- Ooh, oh.
- It stinks.

- How do you like that in your
shit?

- Get away Diags, listen I
got, aw that is disgusting.

- What's going on with
Joey's shop opening?

- The shop is tiny obviously
you've been in it ain't ya?

- Yeah.

- We're only going to fit

probably about 10 guests in
there.

- So. it's just going to be a
piss up

with 10 of our best friends?

- Yeah.
- Sounds sweet to me.

Right, get your shit on.

- Wait I gotta tell
you something exciting.

Basically, I have
designed my own collection

and Joey's gonna let
me put it in his shop.

- Of what.

- Clothes.

- What's it, what's it like?

Sparkly stuff like little crop
tops.

- No, it's not.
- Little sparkly shit.

- Think-
- Little flowery skirt.

- No, you'll love it.

- Well, I don't really wear
girls clothes.

- Skirts, tops.

Diags I don't really feel like

you're being very nice to me
today.

- No, I got a feeling that quite
soon

you're about to beat me up.

- You got your gum shield.

[blows raspberry]

- Oh shit.

- I'm gonna have to touch it now

and you've had all your spit on
it.

I hope your willy is at the
other side.

- It's is, I push it to the
left.

[laughing]

Come on don't tease me.

- Right, come on.

All right, all right.

Diags do you know about boxing?

Do you know anything about it?

- You punch people and
knock them out yeah,

I think I got the idea of it.

- These are the places not to
box at.

Here, here, here.

Now, this is serious
if you punch me there,

there's going to be trouble
I can't do everywhere yeah!

[thudding]

[playful jazz music]

- [Diags] Oh shit.

- [Gemma] Guys, how are we.

- Hello, Gemma.

- Brought you come nice coffees.

- Lattes.

- You know.

- Thanks Gemma.

- If I'm honest I am gagging
for a hot chocolate with cream,

but I did not eat any
bagels in the bagel shop.

I can confirm it.

[Sam And Billie] - Well done,
Gem.

- [Sam] Have you seen Arg
recently?

- I did actually meet up
with him to say sorry to him.

The reality of it is Arg is 24,

nothing wrong with that, I'm 32.

- [Sam] Yeah.

- And I'm never going
to be six stone lighter

in like two months.

It's gonna take about six months

[laughs]

but he said to me he
couldn't get a girlfriend

until he knew I was settled.

How weird is that?

- Arg definitely 100% loves you,
100%.

- Ah he just taken it back to
square one.

- He does.

- What does he say then Joey?

- He's says do you like
obviously do you care about
Gemma

and he says yeah he does

obviously he does still
like love you and that.

[gentle guitar music]

- We spend like half the
day pampering ourselves.

- [Abi] I know it's so bad,
we must spend so much money.

- Think about all the blow
dries, nails, tan, sunbeds.

I think I worked it about
it's about £120 a week.

- £120 a week.

- That's ridiculous.

You know how we change our
nail colour every week.

[laughs]

We should just change our boys
every week.

Why not we're the talk
of the town about it.

- Well my boobs seem to be the
talk

of the town, to be honest.

I paid money for these.

I'm not gonna hide them am I?

- What's the point in spending

like 5,000 on a boob job if
your ain't going to show it off?

- Everyone loves the boobs.

Everyone wants a bit of the
boobs.

- Drama, drama, drama.

- Drama.

- To be honest, I think we
should just

go on more dates to create more
drama.

- Seriously carry on fishing.

- I know them two boys,
what's their names?

- Daniel and James.

- There from Dagenham or
something aren't they?

- Yeah, seriously he is
so fit though that James.

- Which ones that one?

- The one with the brown
hair, the big muscles.

- Oh yeah the one with the
nice eyes and like husky voice.

- Yeah.

He's really fit.

- The one with the tattoos is
like fit.

- They're single, we're single,
there two of them two of us.

- I heard they are going
to the dogs tonight.

- Are they, I think we should

make a little appearance don't
you.

- Stalker alert.

[laughs]

[energetic guitar music]

- From train mate that
gym's session ruined me.

- Something coming soon
mate, something's coming.

- I know.

The party was good the other
night,

a few good-looking girls
there as well weren't there,

like Abigail and Jasmin.

- Yeah they seem, they seem all
right

like obviously I don't know
them.

- Good looking girls though
ain't they, with great bodies.

- Yeah, I didn't get much of a
clear view,

everyone was dancing, jumping
around.

- They looked good to me, mate.

I got a clear view.

- Yeah you ain't looking far.

- I were looking, that's
causal glance across the bar.

- Yeah yeah there pretty girls.

- You wouldn't say no would ya?

- Abi is a little bit
revealing with the whole jugs.

- Great set though, great set.

If you got it you have
to flaunt it, haven't ya.

[laughs]

- When I see pictures like this
of her

you know with her hair
in plats on the beach

and I think that's my little
girl, not a care in the world.

- [Carol] Yeah, yeah.

- She come round the other day

and she just don't seem herself

and I'm really, really worried
about her.

- I think she's a bit depressed,

I think she's down, it's not
Gemma.

- I feel like someone's
over-taken her.

- Take, yeah.

- Like a bad spirit or
something,

where she's totally
possessed by something.

- Yeah.

- I know she loves me so much

and I'm her whipping post really

so anything that goes wrong with
her life

she takes it out on me.

- 'Course.

- But she is saying things like
you stink.

[laughs]
- Oh stop it.

- Yeah she's like a
machine gun that goes off.

I think she wants to
probably come back home

which she can do but she's 32

and needs to stand on her own
two feet.

- On her own two feet.

- I mean I could drop dead
tomorrow what she gonna do then?

[sombre guitar music]

- Oh there's Gem.

All right Gem thanks
for wearing black hun.

I wanted my closest girls with
me.

- [Gemma] What's happened?

- It's been a really bad time

and today's the day we go and
say goodbye to a dear friend.

Come on in babe.

- Will I fit in this car.

- 'Course you will.

[engine revs]
[car back-fires]

[energetic electronic music]

[skateboard wheels scraping]

[giggling]

- Sick day.
- The three musketeers.

- Great to be back with old
pals, the three musketeers yeah.

- You know you get like S Club
7?

You get S Club Juniors.

We're like S Club 7 and
they're like S Club Juniors.

- Were nothing like S Club 7.

- No but we're like the three
musketeers

and they're like the
three musketeers junior.

- But there's only two of them.

- There's only two of 'em yeah.

- You're like the two
muska-juniors.

[laughing]

[sad piano music]

[metal crunching]
[car back-fires]

- Oh, this is so sad.

Bertie's got no more miles left
in him.

There's nothing going for him
anymore,

he wouldn't do 30 miles an hour
if I pushed it off a cliff.

Gonna send it up to
the heaven of the cars.

- Oh my God, are you sad to say
goodbye?

- I'm so emotional about it.

The thing is I know the
car is nothing to look at,

but it's been there for me.

- [Gemma] Bobby, are you
sure you want to do this?

Like this is, how you gonna get
around?

- I don't know but the mechanic
said he's not road worthy.

Let's pop open that champagne

and have a toast to the
good times, go girl.

- Go on girl.
- Bye!

Bertie, Bertie,

[girls cheer] to Bertie.

I want to say a few words.

It's seems to me like
Bertie lived his life

like a candle in the wind.

Take it away boys.

- Oh my God. [gasps]

Oh my God, it's going to crush
the car.

- Even though today is such a
tragic and sad event, oh God.

- Oh God, is this safe.

- I really hope everyone can
keep their head held high,

Bertie would have wanted
us to celebrate his life

and speak about his memories
with a smile on our face.

Let's not dwell on the
significant loss

but instead focus on paying
tribute

to Bertie's remarkable
life, hashtag bye Bertie.

Oh bless him.

- [Gemma] Bye Bertie.

- [Billie] We're all here for
ya.

- [Bobby] Thanks.

[metal crunching]
[gasps]

- It's like giving one
of your kittens away.

[scoffs]

- Oh Bob you gotta laugh or
you'd cry,

you're just gonna have to laugh.

- That's Bertie.

I think we can definitely
say it's a write off.

- Oh my God.

[knocking]

- The shop is a skate shop

and I need to sort of be
able to skate a little bit.

- It's not a skate shop.

- It ain't a skate shop

but I'm trying to make it
look cool like skatery.

- So what do you think
like trying to get involved

in skateboarding that will
help you make your shop better?

- Sort of, Yeah.

- Excuse me you have been,

you said you would be an hour
skating

and I'm left at the shop
doing all your dirty work.

And you're here.
- Just about to leave now.

Literally about to leave now.

- Leave it out babe.

[laughing]

- No youse can all sit and
laugh,

I've been at the shop
like doing everything

and you here skating.

- Don't be pissed off, skating's
cool.

- No it's not cool, the party's
tonight.

- Sam, were having a bit of fun,

we haven't seen each other for
a little while just leave it.

- Yes and tonight is
Joey's shop launch for you

should really all should
be doing shop launch

and having fun tomorrow.

- Well let Joey worry about it,

it's his shop it ain't yours is
it.

- Yeah well then I'm here to
organise the party obviously

or there wouldn't be a party.

- I'm coming back now I was
literally about to leave.

I was just telling the
boys about some stuff.

Oh you love them.

[laughing]

[funky jazzy music]

- So what is this dress
code for Joey's party?

- Well I think it might
be vintage/gangster.

- So what are you gonna wear?

- Um vintage/gangster.

- Okay so vintage/gangster.

- I'm guessing it probably
the girl version of Joey.

- Okay, I like that.

- I'm wondering whether Diags
has managed to get an outfit.

- I doubt it.

He's probably expecting you
to do it for him or something.

- It'd be nice to find Diags

a little girlfriend wouldn't it?

- It really would.

He needs someone to
kinda take care of him.

I guess he can't really
rely on you forever.

- Yeah cause I'm more
like a mother figure,

like an older sister figure.

- Would you be able to release
Diags to someone else though?

- Yeah if they were suitable.

When I was 18 I use to go out

and meet loads of different
people,

now there's just like, seems
to be like this new era of guys

there all the same.

- They're lazy, they're lazy
they don't want to make effort.

- Do you know what pisses me
off,

the fact that you read all them
fairy tales like Cinderella,

Snow White, all the
one's with the princes.

They totally trick you
'cause when you grow up

there ain't no princes. [laughs]

- They're totally lying.

- There's none there's just like
goats.

[energetic guitar music]

- Come on in, welcome.

This is a really successful
tattoo parlour

and I rent it out to a
really well know artist.

- We haven't got a clue really

about running this sort of
business.

Obviously, he's a tattoo artist,

obviously he's always worked for
someone.

- The key for you is that
you need a good shop front.

- Yeah.

- Location is really important.

Natural light is really
important.

- Do you mind if I just take
some notes?

- Go for it.

- Obviously we look outside,

there more people to see
it you gotta stand out

to be noticed, you wanna come
in.

- Yeah you need a good buzz
going on,

good music for people to walk in

and be like this is a really
cool shop.

- Yeah, we want to start looking

at doing piercing as well in the
shop.

- Good idea.

- So not just tattooing.

- I wanted to do a
piercing course actually.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

And do a Prince Albert,
is that what they call it?

- That unbelievable, I couldn't.

- Not for me.

I want to start looking at
shops.

Maybe you could like come along
give us,

see what you think cause it's-

- You know, mate, just call me
up.

I'm there every step of the way.

[happy energetic music]

- What are we going to wear to
the dogs

though I have no idea.

- What do you wear to the dogs.

- I don't know 'cause we
gotta look really nice

really glamorous.
- Yeah.

- I'm thinking what about
is that a bit too bright?

- Well, obviously we gotta
make an impression tonight.

- Exactly, that's what I mean.

Jasmin has arrived you know.

When a princess comes
up I wanna be like that.

- Princess Jasmin, oh my God
Abs and Jaz, jabs have come.

- Jabs have arrived.

- [Abi] Jabs have arrived.

- Or this this one right but
this one covers it up, the top.

- Is it really tight.

- But it's so tight it's
like figure hugging.

- Okay wear it.

We basically have to go in
there like we own the place.

- Right okay that's number
one we always do that anyway.

- Yeah so that's done.

- You know James, I've
heard through the grapevine

that he's a bit of a player.

- Well let's play the game,

the look like they know
how to play the game.

They look like they get a lot of
girls.

- Yeah, like typical Essex
geezers.

- Yeah, oh I do love a
typical Essex geezer, me.

I do love it, seriously.

- Either way, I'm 100%
going to walk in there

and we're going to get them two.

- Done.

[funky jazz music]

- [Sam] Ready?

[giggling]

- Yeah.

- [Sam] Aww.

[exaggerated kissing]

- I about fuzed every single one
of you.

- [Gemma And Sam] No way, you
haven't.

[yelling]

- Oh yeah get it out, get it
out.

Think I can see him.

- Come on.

- [All] Joey, Joey, Joey.

- And it's Joey Essex in the
house.

What's happening?

Thank you everyone for
coming to the launch tonight.

It's my very new shop it's open.

I want to thank you my family,

my friends for coming here
tonight.

Tom Pierse nice jumper, nice
Fusey shirt.

Right guys are we getting
this party started?

- [All] Yeah.

[yelling]
- Let's do it.

[energetic electronic music]

[Ego War by Audio Bullys]

- I haven't won one race.

- You having a good time anyway?

- No I'm having a great time,
I'm having a great time.

- What's missing.

- Couple of girls.

[laughs]

- All right boys.

- Hi.
- How's it going, all right.

- How are you?

What are you lot doing here?

- Doing all right, doing all
right.

- Have you won anything?

- No we lost every race.

- Shut up, have ya?

- Have you won any races or
what?

- My oh my we won.

- The Wildboy came like first.

- Wildboy?
- Yeah Wildboy.

[giggles]

- You looking for a wild boy?

- I think we are Jaz.

- Looking for a good boy
actually.

So who's the wild one
and who's to good one?

- I'm more wild and I'm good.

- Who do you think just by
looking?

- You're the good one.

- Yeah you're the good one
you're the bad.

- Oh right cheers.

- Cha-ching!

- You're quite cocky aren't ya?

- I'm not cocky, look at youse
two.

- We ain't cocky.

Should we go toilet?

- Yeah.
- Sweet.

See you later, bye.

- See you later, see you soon.

- He's like a proper
Essex geezer to be fair.

- Proper and you know
I love an Essex geezer.

- Do you fancy him?

- Yeah.

- But?

- But.

- Okay is he is too cocky
for you, is that what it is?

- I think he's too cocky,
I think he's too cocky

I'm not going to lie.

- Right listen don't worry,
I'll teach you the game.

- Teach me the game.

My game has gone up because his
game,

he thinks he has so much game

that he needs to be
put back down to earth.

- Yeah exactly.

- Dan's like the really nice
one.

- I know, he's like a
proper gentleman, he's fit.

- He's fit as well.

- He's a model come on.

- That is you all over, I'm
sorry.

- Just maybe needs a little
bit more game, right cool.

- Sorted.
- Let's go.

- Ready.

- Do I look all right, yeah?

- Do I look all right.

- Yeah, perfect.

- Perfect.

- Right come on.

[energetic electronic music]

- Are you sure you don't
want some of these cakes?

- No don't, I just want to smell
it.

- It's got your name written all
over it.

- Nah.

- You sure?

- Do you want it.

- I don't know, someone said to
me earlier

that you was having some
crisps and having some cakes

so I was just checking you were
still

doing the hypno gastric band or
not?

- I have had some cake tonight
and I have had some crisps.

I am at a party.

I'm not going to ostracise
myself from the buffet.

- No if you want to enjoy
yourself,

enjoy yourself I just though you
looked

like you fancied another cake.

- Look James you want this cake
darling.

- No you want it that's
why I brought it over.

- Do you want it.

- No you want it, you
look like you need it

'cause you've lost a lot of
weight, you look really good.

- Do you think.?

- I think you look great, yeah.

- [Announcer] Down sixth
about this time, stand by.

- You look really nice.

- Thank you, am I to
over-dressed for this?

- Yeah, you look over-dressed.

You look over-dressed for
it, look at everyone else.

- You having a good time, yeah?

- Yeah I didn't realise
your eyes were green.

- Yeah, I changed the contacts
today.

- Did ya?
- Yeah.

- You're quite cocky ain't ya.

- Me?

Really, you think I'm cocky.

- Do you want me to carry that?

- No, it's all right.

- I've got pockets look, pockets
that's what there made for.

- I've got a big massive bag as
well,

awe you can carry my programme.

How sweet.

- What do you think right, me
and you.

- You've hardly said hello to
me.

- So.

Me and you the other two we
go on a double date or what?

- Yeah I think we should.

- Yeah your up for it?

- Yeah why not.

- Yeah, let's do it.

- Let's do it.

[indistinct announcer mumbling]

- Listen we've just,

basically without youse
knowing we've arranged

to go on a double date.

- Oh really.

- You up for it?

- Yeah.

- Were going as friends with
benefits.

- With benefits?

[laughing]

- Oh my God.

[gentle piano music]

- Love you.

- I love you, too.

- I'm going to do another
speech.

- Another speech.

- Another speech.

- Good luck.

- Right, I'm gonna put this
down.

Guys, I just want to do another
speech is that all right?

- What is he doing?

- I want to listen to this.

- I've been rehearsing this

in the mirror for quite long
now.

But basically I met Sam 4/5
years ago now,

it's so strange to think
we was only friends

and now were so close.

When I first kissed Sam I was
like yes!

[laughs]

I pulled a little salt but now
I kiss Sam and it's special,

it really means something to
me and I'm so proud of her,

I love you.
- Aww.

- And I got a little present as
well.

- Present?
- Yeah.

- Oh look.

- Oh my God.

- [Crowd] Aww, earrings.

- I got you earrings, little
diamonds.

- They're lovely.

I've actually wanted earrings
for ages.

[crowd coos]

- [Arg] I thought he was going
to propose.

[upbeat techno music]

- Thanks Pops.

- So what's going on, what's up.

- It's just like I feel
like I need to speak to Sam

and clear the air.

Because of the meal and that I
feel really nervous about it.

- Why?

- They had a silly
argument about something,

and it got really nasty.

Joey turned up round my house in
tears.

- And that was on Mother's Day?

- I don't know if it was exactly

on Mother's Day.
- Around that time.

- But it was just a few
days after the cemetery.

And it's so hard for me

because as soon as I
see anything like that

my head flashes back to him
being a baby,

flashes back to him losing his
mum.

- Aww.
[sobbing]

- It's just hard talking about
all this

because I've, he's still
suffering, you know what I mean?

- You're put in such an unfair
position.

You need to say something.

It's hard because you
don't want to upset Joey

so there is certain things you
can't say.

- I've got to be careful
not to push Joey away

but at the same time

I need to just say to Sam look

these are the things that upset
me,

it's like not a personal
it's not your personality.

- Yeah.

- It's just you've done
things that have upset me,

and I don't want the tension,

I don't need it.

I don't want to be like,

all right they're going to be
together,

they're going to buy a house.

- She won't want it either.

- I just want it to be
comfortable

and I think where we have both
ignored it

and now we are playing happy
families

like it's all right and it's
still there.

- Yeah there is obviously
something massively there

that none of you are really
talking about.

- She's got to understand

that we are not just like normal
cousins

we grew up together

and then I watched them both
like lose their mum like.

I'm entitled to like feel bad
for him

if he's upset you know what I
mean.

- You're just going to have
to be brave and go and do it.

- Oh I don't know.

[tense guitar music]

[laughing]
[chanting]

[screaming]

- It's mental innit, it's mad.

What's happening.

[chanting]

You all right.

Guys the shop will be open
in about three minutes.

[cheering]

- Bloody hell, it's crazy out
there.

- Oh my God, there is so many
people.

Are you excited?

- Yeah, it's just crazy innit?

[nervous mumbling]

I just don't know what to
expect.

- Are you nervous?

- Little bit.
[giggles]

I never thought this would
happen.

Ever thought that I have my
own shop in a million years.

- I know.

- When I walked in, did you
see a few Joey Essex's there.

- Yeah, all the same hair cut as
you.

- Yeah I know, same cut didn't
they?

- It's crazy.

- It's gonna mad when they come
in.

How much people do we let
in at a time like ten?

Ten in no, no, why don't we get
10 in.

- Not one in, one out
but when one lots leave

the other lot come in.

- Yeah.

Everything we earn in this shop
is going towards our future.

Towards a house, the dog, kids,
marriage.

[laughs]

- Awe setting up our
foundation for the future.

- What's foundation?

- Like just everything,
like our foundation.

- What like a joint bank
account.

- No just like everything.

- Yeah but that is a foundation.

- What.

- When you pour your
money into the same thing.

- I don't know, how I
see a foundation is like

a ground with like everything.

Whatever's yours is mine.

- Yes.

[laughs]

- Come on warm up, you
need to get yourself hyped.

- I'm going to break dancing.

[laughing]

- I just want to say good
luck, I'm really proud of you

and keep calm and enjoy it yeah.

- Okay I love you.

- Get open.

- Ready?

Are you ready?
- Yeah!

- Are you sure?
- Yeah!

- Let's do this, the shop is now
open.

[screaming]

Whoo, come on in.

[energetic electronic music]

All right mate, cool man.

- Mate, how are ya.

- Hello.

- You're my first customer you
know that?

- Joey's very first customer
today.

- I'll give you a bit of
discount mate for

being my first customer, that's
all right.

- What discount do you want to
give Joe?

- What do we normally?
- 90%.

[laughing]

- How much is that mate?

- 143.

- 96.

- Oh yeah 143.96.

Ah this is so hard trying to do
this man.

- There 160.

- Now you got 160, you press
that one

and that's the change.

- Yes, I like that a lot.

- Thank you very much.

- There you go.

And that's your receipt there.

Thank you.

- Thanks a lot.

- See you later man.
- Thanks a lot, see you later.

- Do I not get change?
- Huh?

- Do I not get change?

- I don't know, I don't
know how much change it was.

What I do?
- Here your making a mess.

- I'm so new at this man.

- He's terrible, sorry.
- Yeah, thank you.

- There you go, see you later.

- Thank see you later.

[jazzy techno music]

- I'm so excited.

- Excited, I'm actually so
excited.

- I'm so excited for ya.

- I'm excited to see what
sells, I wanna see what sells.

- Joe everything is going to
sell,

like everything, you don't
understand.

- Boom if I sell out what am I
gonna do?

- I think your gonna run out Joe

'cause the queue out there is
crazy.

- If every single person in
that queue bought one thing

then the shop would be clear.

- Yeah and then what are you
gonna do?

You'd have to close early.

- I'd have to close down
tomorrow wouldn't I.

- How have you been finding
the till, all right?

- Yeah, I ain't worked it
properly yet,

I made a few transactions,

but I don't know how to
use the till properly.

- [Both] Transactions.
- Look at him.

- No, when you put the
card in that's easy.

But doing the till and taking
all the money, that's hard.

I keep doing that, I feel like
I'm some sort of businessman.

[laughs]

Even my hands behind my back
like that, like I'm going,

like I'm looking over
everything like that.

- You are a businessman,
now you got a business.

- You know what I had a
customer earlier come in

and he asked about your
stuff being in here already.

- Oh did he.

- A boy as well.

Yeah he come in and he's like

when is Chloe's collection been
in

and I was like yeah I
ain't in yet come in.

- Yeah.

Ah it's wicked Joe I'm really
proud of ya, it looks great.

- Well good luck, love you.

- Thanks for coming, I love you
too.

- Good Luck.
- I love you.

- Speak to you later.

- Love you Chloe.
- Love you too.

- I love you Chloe.

- Bye, see you later, good luck.

- See you later, Chloe,
see you later, Frank.

You all right girls?

- [Chloe] Aww, he's doing so
good.

[sombre guitar music]

- Sales.

- All right loser, what
happening mate?

- What happening, you all right?

How are ya?

- Ah not too bad.

- How you doing?

- Noting mate, nothing.

- You all right.

- Champagne for you.

- Ah cheers mate, thank you.

- Congratulations, the place is
awesome.

- Literally we shut
about 10 min ago, mate.

- It looks awesome, you've
done really, really well.

- Mate, we sold out of
everything man, it's mad.

- It looks wicked.

- What you been up to anyway?

- Nothing mate, absolutely
nothing mate.

Took Lucy away.
- Yeah?

- Just focus on us two.
- Yeah?

Just get away from
everything, all the crap

so that's actually
helped loads like proper.

- How are you both?

What's going on?

You all right now yeah?
- We're good mate.

She's still going to move
out get her own place

so we can have our own space
and our own retreats and stuff

but you just realise that
nothing really matters

other than me and Lucy,
that's what I care about.

I'm sure you would be the same
with Sam.

All you really care about it,

actually making sure youse
two are happy, that's it.

- Yeah that's the right thing to
do,

you done the right thing
mate you know what I mean.

- No it's been good, really
good.

- So you're happy now, yeah?

- I feel like literally like
from last month obviously

it was crap, it was awful

but now it's just like
getting through all that

and being where I am now
is just so much better.

- You know what ever happened,
happened.

- That's why we had to
get away from it all,

one you get away from it all

then you start to see things
for what they actually are and

now I've come back

because I've got one person
to sort things out with.

[The Only Way is Essex theme
music]

[vocalising]