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- [Narrator] On this series, the tans you see might be fake

but the people are all real,

although some of what they do

has been created for your entertainment.

Previously on The Only Way is Essex.

- Two new eye candies.

- Oh my God yeah.

Who are they?

- Who are they? - I've never seen them before.

- We need to go on the prowl.

- All my stresses and worries in life

at the moment it's due to you.

I believe. - Do this.

- Fish ball.

- Putting this on here, it's a duck, innit?

- I think it's sick.

- The launch party, you're gonna come, yeah?

- Yeah, yeah, of course.

- Bobby, we're having a conversation.

- No we ain't having a conversations

'cause a conversation should be saying

I ain't dicking someone out.

- What people don't realise is Joey confides in me,

it's easy for me to get protective over him.

- We're basically finding a house in Brentwood.

[trombone blasts]

[The Only Way is Essex theme song]

[bell dings]

[heavy breathing]

[phone chimes]

- Soz about the pubs babes.

Will you meet me today it's important?

Wear black.

[sighs]

[gentle electronic music]

[squeaks]

- I got two ducks da D he he he.

[laughs]

- These are a bit pointless you could have got bigger ducks.

- There cool.

- There is so much to do still.

- I know. - We need to

get the champagne in.

We need to make sure there's nibbles.

We to carry on merchandising

and get all this out of the package.

- I can't believe how late you've left it

- You're cutting it fine.

- I ain't cutting it fine, its sweet.

I've done everything.

I set up all day.

- You just stood there blowing up two rubber ducks.

I done all the hard work.

- What like?

- Like all the paperwork, getting the finances,

the insurance, getting your till.

- But no, I've running. - Getting the railings,

getting the builder in, getting the floor down.

I pretty much done everything, I did!

What's left on your to do list?

- What's due today, I gotta go see the boys quickly.

- What a head of your shop launch.

- Yeah I gotta do something today,

I cant just sit in here all day can I?

- What do you think I'm going to be doing all day?

- Look youse can have a drink.

You haven't to sit in here all day.

- Well, we do because there is still things to be done.

- I'm well stressed out doing all this,

can't you see that I'm stressed?

This is too much, man.

- Can you stop waving that glove round

'cause it stinks in my face.

- Ooh, oh. - It stinks.

- How do you like that in your shit?

- Get away Diags, listen I got, aw that is disgusting.

- What's going on with Joey's shop opening?

- The shop is tiny obviously you've been in it ain't ya?

- Yeah.

- We're only going to fit

probably about 10 guests in there.

- So. it's just going to be a piss up

with 10 of our best friends?

- Yeah. - Sounds sweet to me.

Right, get your shit on.

- Wait I gotta tell you something exciting.

Basically, I have designed my own collection

and Joey's gonna let me put it in his shop.

- Of what.

- Clothes.

- What's it, what's it like?

Sparkly stuff like little crop tops.

- No, it's not. - Little sparkly shit.

- Think- - Little flowery skirt.

- No, you'll love it.

- Well, I don't really wear girls clothes.

- Skirts, tops.

Diags I don't really feel like

you're being very nice to me today.

- No, I got a feeling that quite soon

you're about to beat me up.

- You got your gum shield.

[blows raspberry]

- Oh shit.

- I'm gonna have to touch it now

and you've had all your spit on it.

I hope your willy is at the other side.

- It's is, I push it to the left.

[laughing]

Come on don't tease me.

- Right, come on.

All right, all right.

Diags do you know about boxing?

Do you know anything about it?

- You punch people and knock them out yeah,

I think I got the idea of it.

- These are the places not to box at.

Here, here, here.

Now, this is serious if you punch me there,

there's going to be trouble I can't do everywhere yeah!

[thudding]

[playful jazz music]

- [Diags] Oh shit.

- [Gemma] Guys, how are we.

- Hello, Gemma.

- Brought you come nice coffees.

- Lattes.

- You know.

- Thanks Gemma.

- If I'm honest I am gagging for a hot chocolate with cream,

but I did not eat any bagels in the bagel shop.

I can confirm it.

[Sam And Billie] - Well done, Gem.

- [Sam] Have you seen Arg recently?

- I did actually meet up with him to say sorry to him.

The reality of it is Arg is 24,

nothing wrong with that, I'm 32.

- [Sam] Yeah.

- And I'm never going to be six stone lighter

in like two months.

It's gonna take about six months

[laughs]

but he said to me he couldn't get a girlfriend

until he knew I was settled.

How weird is that?

- Arg definitely 100% loves you, 100%.

- Ah he just taken it back to square one.

- He does.

- What does he say then Joey?

- He's says do you like obviously do you care about Gemma

and he says yeah he does

obviously he does still like love you and that.

[gentle guitar music]

- We spend like half the day pampering ourselves.

- [Abi] I know it's so bad, we must spend so much money.

- Think about all the blow dries, nails, tan, sunbeds.

I think I worked it about it's about £120 a week.

- £120 a week.

- That's ridiculous.

You know how we change our nail colour every week.

[laughs]

We should just change our boys every week.

Why not we're the talk of the town about it.

- Well my boobs seem to be the talk

of the town, to be honest.

I paid money for these.

I'm not gonna hide them am I?

- What's the point in spending

like 5,000 on a boob job if your ain't going to show it off?

- Everyone loves the boobs.

Everyone wants a bit of the boobs.

- Drama, drama, drama.

- Drama.

- To be honest, I think we should just

go on more dates to create more drama.

- Seriously carry on fishing.

- I know them two boys, what's their names?

- Daniel and James.

- There from Dagenham or something aren't they?

- Yeah, seriously he is so fit though that James.

- Which ones that one?

- The one with the brown hair, the big muscles.

- Oh yeah the one with the nice eyes and like husky voice.

- Yeah.

He's really fit.

- The one with the tattoos is like fit.

- They're single, we're single, there two of them two of us.

- I heard they are going to the dogs tonight.

- Are they, I think we should

make a little appearance don't you.

- Stalker alert.

[laughs]

[energetic guitar music]

- From train mate that gym's session ruined me.

- Something coming soon mate, something's coming.

- I know.

The party was good the other night,

a few good-looking girls there as well weren't there,

like Abigail and Jasmin.

- Yeah they seem, they seem all right

like obviously I don't know them.

- Good looking girls though ain't they, with great bodies.

- Yeah, I didn't get much of a clear view,

everyone was dancing, jumping around.

- They looked good to me, mate.

I got a clear view.

- Yeah you ain't looking far.

- I were looking, that's causal glance across the bar.

- Yeah yeah there pretty girls.

- You wouldn't say no would ya?

- Abi is a little bit revealing with the whole jugs.

- Great set though, great set.

If you got it you have to flaunt it, haven't ya.

[laughs]

- When I see pictures like this of her

you know with her hair in plats on the beach

and I think that's my little girl, not a care in the world.

- [Carol] Yeah, yeah.

- She come round the other day

and she just don't seem herself

and I'm really, really worried about her.

- I think she's a bit depressed,

I think she's down, it's not Gemma.

- I feel like someone's over-taken her.

- Take, yeah.

- Like a bad spirit or something,

where she's totally possessed by something.

- Yeah.

- I know she loves me so much

and I'm her whipping post really

so anything that goes wrong with her life

she takes it out on me.

- 'Course.

- But she is saying things like you stink.

[laughs] - Oh stop it.

- Yeah she's like a machine gun that goes off.

I think she wants to probably come back home

which she can do but she's 32

and needs to stand on her own two feet.

- On her own two feet.

- I mean I could drop dead tomorrow what she gonna do then?

[sombre guitar music]

- Oh there's Gem.

All right Gem thanks for wearing black hun.

I wanted my closest girls with me.

- [Gemma] What's happened?

- It's been a really bad time

and today's the day we go and say goodbye to a dear friend.

Come on in babe.

- Will I fit in this car.

- 'Course you will.

[engine revs] [car back-fires]

[energetic electronic music]

[skateboard wheels scraping]

[giggling]

- Sick day. - The three musketeers.

- Great to be back with old pals, the three musketeers yeah.

- You know you get like S Club 7?

You get S Club Juniors.

We're like S Club 7 and they're like S Club Juniors.

- Were nothing like S Club 7.

- No but we're like the three musketeers

and they're like the three musketeers junior.

- But there's only two of them.

- There's only two of 'em yeah.

- You're like the two muska-juniors.

[laughing]

[sad piano music]

[metal crunching] [car back-fires]

- Oh, this is so sad.

Bertie's got no more miles left in him.

There's nothing going for him anymore,

he wouldn't do 30 miles an hour if I pushed it off a cliff.

Gonna send it up to the heaven of the cars.

- Oh my God, are you sad to say goodbye?

- I'm so emotional about it.

The thing is I know the car is nothing to look at,

but it's been there for me.

- [Gemma] Bobby, are you sure you want to do this?

Like this is, how you gonna get around?

- I don't know but the mechanic said he's not road worthy.

Let's pop open that champagne

and have a toast to the good times, go girl.

- Go on girl. - Bye!

Bertie, Bertie,

[girls cheer] to Bertie.

I want to say a few words.

It's seems to me like Bertie lived his life

like a candle in the wind.

Take it away boys.

- Oh my God. [gasps]

Oh my God, it's going to crush the car.

- Even though today is such a tragic and sad event, oh God.

- Oh God, is this safe.

- I really hope everyone can keep their head held high,

Bertie would have wanted us to celebrate his life

and speak about his memories with a smile on our face.

Let's not dwell on the significant loss

but instead focus on paying tribute

to Bertie's remarkable life, hashtag bye Bertie.

Oh bless him.

- [Gemma] Bye Bertie.

- [Billie] We're all here for ya.

- [Bobby] Thanks.

[metal crunching] [gasps]

- It's like giving one of your kittens away.

[scoffs]

- Oh Bob you gotta laugh or you'd cry,

you're just gonna have to laugh.

- That's Bertie.

I think we can definitely say it's a write off.

- Oh my God.

[knocking]

- The shop is a skate shop

and I need to sort of be able to skate a little bit.

- It's not a skate shop.

- It ain't a skate shop

but I'm trying to make it look cool like skatery.

- So what do you think like trying to get involved

in skateboarding that will help you make your shop better?

- Sort of, Yeah.

- Excuse me you have been,

you said you would be an hour skating

and I'm left at the shop doing all your dirty work.

And you're here. - Just about to leave now.

Literally about to leave now.

- Leave it out babe.

[laughing]

- No youse can all sit and laugh,

I've been at the shop like doing everything

and you here skating.

- Don't be pissed off, skating's cool.

- No it's not cool, the party's tonight.

- Sam, were having a bit of fun,

we haven't seen each other for a little while just leave it.

- Yes and tonight is Joey's shop launch for you

should really all should be doing shop launch

and having fun tomorrow.

- Well let Joey worry about it,

it's his shop it ain't yours is it.

- Yeah well then I'm here to organise the party obviously

or there wouldn't be a party.

- I'm coming back now I was literally about to leave.

I was just telling the boys about some stuff.

Oh you love them.

[laughing]

[funky jazzy music]

- So what is this dress code for Joey's party?

- Well I think it might be vintage/gangster.

- So what are you gonna wear?

- Um vintage/gangster.

- Okay so vintage/gangster.

- I'm guessing it probably the girl version of Joey.

- Okay, I like that.

- I'm wondering whether Diags has managed to get an outfit.

- I doubt it.

He's probably expecting you to do it for him or something.

- It'd be nice to find Diags

a little girlfriend wouldn't it?

- It really would.

He needs someone to kinda take care of him.

I guess he can't really rely on you forever.

- Yeah cause I'm more like a mother figure,

like an older sister figure.

- Would you be able to release Diags to someone else though?

- Yeah if they were suitable.

When I was 18 I use to go out

and meet loads of different people,

now there's just like, seems to be like this new era of guys

there all the same.

- They're lazy, they're lazy they don't want to make effort.

- Do you know what pisses me off,

the fact that you read all them fairy tales like Cinderella,

Snow White, all the one's with the princes.

They totally trick you 'cause when you grow up

there ain't no princes. [laughs]

- They're totally lying.

- There's none there's just like goats.

[energetic guitar music]

- Come on in, welcome.

This is a really successful tattoo parlour

and I rent it out to a really well know artist.

- We haven't got a clue really

about running this sort of business.

Obviously, he's a tattoo artist,

obviously he's always worked for someone.

- The key for you is that you need a good shop front.

- Yeah.

- Location is really important.

Natural light is really important.

- Do you mind if I just take some notes?

- Go for it.

- Obviously we look outside,

there more people to see it you gotta stand out

to be noticed, you wanna come in.

- Yeah you need a good buzz going on,

good music for people to walk in

and be like this is a really cool shop.

- Yeah, we want to start looking

at doing piercing as well in the shop.

- Good idea.

- So not just tattooing.

- I wanted to do a piercing course actually.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

And do a Prince Albert, is that what they call it?

- That unbelievable, I couldn't.

- Not for me.

I want to start looking at shops.

Maybe you could like come along give us,

see what you think cause it's-

- You know, mate, just call me up.

I'm there every step of the way.

[happy energetic music]

- What are we going to wear to the dogs

though I have no idea.

- What do you wear to the dogs.

- I don't know 'cause we gotta look really nice

really glamorous. - Yeah.

- I'm thinking what about is that a bit too bright?

- Well, obviously we gotta make an impression tonight.

- Exactly, that's what I mean.

Jasmin has arrived you know.

When a princess comes up I wanna be like that.

- Princess Jasmin, oh my God Abs and Jaz, jabs have come.

- Jabs have arrived.

- [Abi] Jabs have arrived.

- Or this this one right but this one covers it up, the top.

- Is it really tight.

- But it's so tight it's like figure hugging.

- Okay wear it.

We basically have to go in there like we own the place.

- Right okay that's number one we always do that anyway.

- Yeah so that's done.

- You know James, I've heard through the grapevine

that he's a bit of a player.

- Well let's play the game,

the look like they know how to play the game.

They look like they get a lot of girls.

- Yeah, like typical Essex geezers.

- Yeah, oh I do love a typical Essex geezer, me.

I do love it, seriously.

- Either way, I'm 100% going to walk in there

and we're going to get them two.

- Done.

[funky jazz music]

- [Sam] Ready?

[giggling]

- Yeah.

- [Sam] Aww.

[exaggerated kissing]

- I about fuzed every single one of you.

- [Gemma And Sam] No way, you haven't.

[yelling]

- Oh yeah get it out, get it out.

Think I can see him.

- Come on.

- [All] Joey, Joey, Joey.

- And it's Joey Essex in the house.

What's happening?

Thank you everyone for coming to the launch tonight.

It's my very new shop it's open.

I want to thank you my family,

my friends for coming here tonight.

Tom Pierse nice jumper, nice Fusey shirt.

Right guys are we getting this party started?

- [All] Yeah.

[yelling] - Let's do it.

[energetic electronic music]

[Ego War by Audio Bullys]

- I haven't won one race.

- You having a good time anyway?

- No I'm having a great time, I'm having a great time.

- What's missing.

- Couple of girls.

[laughs]

- All right boys.

- Hi. - How's it going, all right.

- How are you?

What are you lot doing here?

- Doing all right, doing all right.

- Have you won anything?

- No we lost every race.

- Shut up, have ya?

- Have you won any races or what?

- My oh my we won.

- The Wildboy came like first.

- Wildboy? - Yeah Wildboy.

[giggles]

- You looking for a wild boy?

- I think we are Jaz.

- Looking for a good boy actually.

So who's the wild one and who's to good one?

- I'm more wild and I'm good.

- Who do you think just by looking?

- You're the good one.

- Yeah you're the good one you're the bad.

- Oh right cheers.

- Cha-ching!

- You're quite cocky aren't ya?

- I'm not cocky, look at youse two.

- We ain't cocky.

Should we go toilet?

- Yeah. - Sweet.

See you later, bye.

- See you later, see you soon.

- He's like a proper Essex geezer to be fair.

- Proper and you know I love an Essex geezer.

- Do you fancy him?

- Yeah.

- But?

- But.

- Okay is he is too cocky for you, is that what it is?

- I think he's too cocky, I think he's too cocky

I'm not going to lie.

- Right listen don't worry, I'll teach you the game.

- Teach me the game.

My game has gone up because his game,

he thinks he has so much game

that he needs to be put back down to earth.

- Yeah exactly.

- Dan's like the really nice one.

- I know, he's like a proper gentleman, he's fit.

- He's fit as well.

- He's a model come on.

- That is you all over, I'm sorry.

- Just maybe needs a little bit more game, right cool.

- Sorted. - Let's go.

- Ready.

- Do I look all right, yeah?

- Do I look all right.

- Yeah, perfect.

- Perfect.

- Right come on.

[energetic electronic music]

- Are you sure you don't want some of these cakes?

- No don't, I just want to smell it.

- It's got your name written all over it.

- Nah.

- You sure?

- Do you want it.

- I don't know, someone said to me earlier

that you was having some crisps and having some cakes

so I was just checking you were still

doing the hypno gastric band or not?

- I have had some cake tonight and I have had some crisps.

I am at a party.

I'm not going to ostracise myself from the buffet.

- No if you want to enjoy yourself,

enjoy yourself I just though you looked

like you fancied another cake.

- Look James you want this cake darling.

- No you want it that's why I brought it over.

- Do you want it.

- No you want it, you look like you need it

'cause you've lost a lot of weight, you look really good.

- Do you think.?

- I think you look great, yeah.

- [Announcer] Down sixth about this time, stand by.

- You look really nice.

- Thank you, am I to over-dressed for this?

- Yeah, you look over-dressed.

You look over-dressed for it, look at everyone else.

- You having a good time, yeah?

- Yeah I didn't realise your eyes were green.

- Yeah, I changed the contacts today.

- Did ya? - Yeah.

- You're quite cocky ain't ya.

- Me?

Really, you think I'm cocky.

- Do you want me to carry that?

- No, it's all right.

- I've got pockets look, pockets that's what there made for.

- I've got a big massive bag as well,

awe you can carry my programme.

How sweet.

- What do you think right, me and you.

- You've hardly said hello to me.

- So.

Me and you the other two we go on a double date or what?

- Yeah I think we should.

- Yeah your up for it?

- Yeah why not.

- Yeah, let's do it.

- Let's do it.

[indistinct announcer mumbling]

- Listen we've just,

basically without youse knowing we've arranged

to go on a double date.

- Oh really.

- You up for it?

- Yeah.

- Were going as friends with benefits.

- With benefits?

[laughing]

- Oh my God.

[gentle piano music]

- Love you.

- I love you, too.

- I'm going to do another speech.

- Another speech.

- Another speech.

- Good luck.

- Right, I'm gonna put this down.

Guys, I just want to do another speech is that all right?

- What is he doing?

- I want to listen to this.

- I've been rehearsing this

in the mirror for quite long now.

But basically I met Sam 4/5 years ago now,

it's so strange to think we was only friends

and now were so close.

When I first kissed Sam I was like yes!

[laughs]

I pulled a little salt but now I kiss Sam and it's special,

it really means something to me and I'm so proud of her,

I love you. - Aww.

- And I got a little present as well.

- Present? - Yeah.

- Oh look.

- Oh my God.

- [Crowd] Aww, earrings.

- I got you earrings, little diamonds.

- They're lovely.

I've actually wanted earrings for ages.

[crowd coos]

- [Arg] I thought he was going to propose.

[upbeat techno music]

- Thanks Pops.

- So what's going on, what's up.

- It's just like I feel like I need to speak to Sam

and clear the air.

Because of the meal and that I feel really nervous about it.

- Why?

- They had a silly argument about something,

and it got really nasty.

Joey turned up round my house in tears.

- And that was on Mother's Day?

- I don't know if it was exactly

on Mother's Day. - Around that time.

- But it was just a few days after the cemetery.

And it's so hard for me

because as soon as I see anything like that

my head flashes back to him being a baby,

flashes back to him losing his mum.

- Aww. [sobbing]

- It's just hard talking about all this

because I've, he's still suffering, you know what I mean?

- You're put in such an unfair position.

You need to say something.

It's hard because you don't want to upset Joey

so there is certain things you can't say.

- I've got to be careful not to push Joey away

but at the same time

I need to just say to Sam look

these are the things that upset me,

it's like not a personal it's not your personality.

- Yeah.

- It's just you've done things that have upset me,

and I don't want the tension,

I don't need it.

I don't want to be like,

all right they're going to be together,

they're going to buy a house.

- She won't want it either.

- I just want it to be comfortable

and I think where we have both ignored it

and now we are playing happy families

like it's all right and it's still there.

- Yeah there is obviously something massively there

that none of you are really talking about.

- She's got to understand

that we are not just like normal cousins

we grew up together

and then I watched them both like lose their mum like.

I'm entitled to like feel bad for him

if he's upset you know what I mean.

- You're just going to have to be brave and go and do it.

- Oh I don't know.

[tense guitar music]

[laughing] [chanting]

[screaming]

- It's mental innit, it's mad.

What's happening.

[chanting]

You all right.

Guys the shop will be open in about three minutes.

[cheering]

- Bloody hell, it's crazy out there.

- Oh my God, there is so many people.

Are you excited?

- Yeah, it's just crazy innit?

[nervous mumbling]

I just don't know what to expect.

- Are you nervous?

- Little bit. [giggles]

I never thought this would happen.

Ever thought that I have my own shop in a million years.

- I know.

- When I walked in, did you see a few Joey Essex's there.

- Yeah, all the same hair cut as you.

- Yeah I know, same cut didn't they?

- It's crazy.

- It's gonna mad when they come in.

How much people do we let in at a time like ten?

Ten in no, no, why don't we get 10 in.

- Not one in, one out but when one lots leave

the other lot come in.

- Yeah.

Everything we earn in this shop is going towards our future.

Towards a house, the dog, kids, marriage.

[laughs]

- Awe setting up our foundation for the future.

- What's foundation?

- Like just everything, like our foundation.

- What like a joint bank account.

- No just like everything.

- Yeah but that is a foundation.

- What.

- When you pour your money into the same thing.

- I don't know, how I see a foundation is like

a ground with like everything.

Whatever's yours is mine.

- Yes.

[laughs]

- Come on warm up, you need to get yourself hyped.

- I'm going to break dancing.

[laughing]

- I just want to say good luck, I'm really proud of you

and keep calm and enjoy it yeah.

- Okay I love you.

- Get open.

- Ready?

Are you ready? - Yeah!

- Are you sure? - Yeah!

- Let's do this, the shop is now open.

[screaming]

Whoo, come on in.

[energetic electronic music]

All right mate, cool man.

- Mate, how are ya.

- Hello.

- You're my first customer you know that?

- Joey's very first customer today.

- I'll give you a bit of discount mate for

being my first customer, that's all right.

- What discount do you want to give Joe?

- What do we normally? - 90%.

[laughing]

- How much is that mate?

- 143.

- 96.

- Oh yeah 143.96.

Ah this is so hard trying to do this man.

- There 160.

- Now you got 160, you press that one

and that's the change.

- Yes, I like that a lot.

- Thank you very much.

- There you go.

And that's your receipt there.

Thank you.

- Thanks a lot.

- See you later man. - Thanks a lot, see you later.

- Do I not get change? - Huh?

- Do I not get change?

- I don't know, I don't know how much change it was.

What I do? - Here your making a mess.

- I'm so new at this man.

- He's terrible, sorry. - Yeah, thank you.

- There you go, see you later.

- Thank see you later.

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- I'm so excited.

- Excited, I'm actually so excited.

- I'm so excited for ya.

- I'm excited to see what sells, I wanna see what sells.

- Joe everything is going to sell,

like everything, you don't understand.

- Boom if I sell out what am I gonna do?

- I think your gonna run out Joe

'cause the queue out there is crazy.

- If every single person in that queue bought one thing

then the shop would be clear.

- Yeah and then what are you gonna do?

You'd have to close early.

- I'd have to close down tomorrow wouldn't I.

- How have you been finding the till, all right?

- Yeah, I ain't worked it properly yet,

I made a few transactions,

but I don't know how to use the till properly.

- [Both] Transactions. - Look at him.

- No, when you put the card in that's easy.

But doing the till and taking all the money, that's hard.

I keep doing that, I feel like I'm some sort of businessman.

[laughs]

Even my hands behind my back like that, like I'm going,

like I'm looking over everything like that.

- You are a businessman, now you got a business.

- You know what I had a customer earlier come in

and he asked about your stuff being in here already.

- Oh did he.

- A boy as well.

Yeah he come in and he's like

when is Chloe's collection been in

and I was like yeah I ain't in yet come in.

- Yeah.

Ah it's wicked Joe I'm really proud of ya, it looks great.

- Well good luck, love you.

- Thanks for coming, I love you too.

- Good Luck. - I love you.

- Speak to you later.

- Love you Chloe. - Love you too.

- I love you Chloe.

- Bye, see you later, good luck.

- See you later, Chloe, see you later, Frank.

You all right girls?

- [Chloe] Aww, he's doing so good.

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- Sales.

- All right loser, what happening mate?

- What happening, you all right?

How are ya?

- Ah not too bad.

- How you doing?

- Noting mate, nothing.

- You all right.

- Champagne for you.

- Ah cheers mate, thank you.

- Congratulations, the place is awesome.

- Literally we shut about 10 min ago, mate.

- It looks awesome, you've done really, really well.

- Mate, we sold out of everything man, it's mad.

- It looks wicked.

- What you been up to anyway?

- Nothing mate, absolutely nothing mate.

Took Lucy away. - Yeah?

- Just focus on us two. - Yeah?

Just get away from everything, all the crap

so that's actually helped loads like proper.

- How are you both?

What's going on?

You all right now yeah? - We're good mate.

She's still going to move out get her own place

so we can have our own space and our own retreats and stuff

but you just realise that nothing really matters

other than me and Lucy, that's what I care about.

I'm sure you would be the same with Sam.

All you really care about it,

actually making sure youse two are happy, that's it.

- Yeah that's the right thing to do,

you done the right thing mate you know what I mean.

- No it's been good, really good.

- So you're happy now, yeah?

- I feel like literally like from last month obviously

it was crap, it was awful

but now it's just like getting through all that

and being where I am now is just so much better.

- You know what ever happened, happened.

- That's why we had to get away from it all,

one you get away from it all

then you start to see things for what they actually are and

now I've come back

because I've got one person to sort things out with.

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