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- [Narrator] On this
series, the tans you see

might be fake, but the
people are all real,

although some of what
they do has been created

for your entertainment.

Previously, on "The Only Way is
Essex."

- Do you need me for the opening
of Fusey?

- I will have ducks everywhere.

- Yes.
- It will look like a pond.

- James, you're nothing to me.

- All right.

- You know what, I don't think
actually

I'm ready for a
relationship for the minute.

- Yeah.

- Still be mates and that, yeah?

- Yeah.

- Cheers.

- Oh my God, they're so fit.

- In a moment, I'm going to
bring you back into the room.

Open your eyes.

- How'd you feel?

- I feel thinner already.

- Dude, you're talking
shit about my family.

- Who are you talking to?
- He thinks you act dumb.

- Why do I act dumb though,
Ricky?

- The way you flaunt around!

Look, I know you're a clever
girl.

- But that's what girls are
like!

I am a party Essex confident
girl.

[upbeat music]

- [Joey] Ricky always
tries patronising people,

and he's like, he tries
making people feel small.

I used to look after
Danny when he was a kid.

He's only 19, and it's like

he's out of order really, innit?

- Couldn't get a word in.

Ricky doesn't let me get a word
in,

because he wants to get
his point across so badly,

he doesn't even see the world
around him.

Every time I tried to
speak, it was like "ah"

in front of me.

- He's fucking out of order.

He shouldn't have said--

It's out of order picking on
someone.

Especially when he's the one in
the wrong

in the first place, when he
said stuff about his family.

And then Danny's come
to sort it out with him.

And then he's mugging him off
again.

What's that about?

- I don't know, like

it pisses me off

the way that you hear stuff in
Essex.

But then like, obviously he
didn't say it to our face.

So that's what I wanted him to
say.

I'd rather him say it to our
face

instead of going around
bitching.

- We've never had nothing, like
a problem

with Jess or Ricky.

I've never said a bad word about
'em.

- It's confusing, I know, but.

- [Abi] At least you both
confronted him.

- The only thing with Ricky,
he just shouts so much.

- Yeah, 'cause I'm not really
like the arguing type, am I?

- Nah.
- I've never argued with you.

He needs to control hisself.

I was saying, like "I'm four
years younger than you."

- As long as I've confronted
him,

and I feel like I've got it off
my chest.

- You shouldn't shout at girls.

Let alone my sister.

That's what I think.
- So you stuck up for her?

- [Danny] Yeah, basically, I had
to.

- Good, well done, she's
your family, you should.

- Actually, I could hire
you as my body guard.

- [Danny] I'd rather be Abi's
body guard.

- There you go.

- Why?

- I'll protect her big melons
[laughing]

- What is it with these?

Seriously?

- [Danny] I think you just
need to stop getting them out,

to be honest.
- I don't think I can help it.

[laughing]

- [Ricky] Just coming at me all
like,

"You're disrespecting me
and my family, you know?"

And I'm all like, "Well,
I haven't said anything.

"All I said was you are
quite smart at school."

I said, "I ain't got a
comment on your brother."

- [Little Chris] Yeah, of
course.

- He's a bellend, an absolute
bellend.

And then when I explained it to
her,

she still didn't want to take
any of it.

She was just like, "Well, you
know,

I just think it's out of order."

I was thinking, do you know
what?

Just grow up for a second.

Stop attention seeking for
so long and just chill.

She just jumps onto every single
guy.

She goes, "Oh, it's okay, like
I'm single,

"so I can see as many people as
I want."

And then her little
brother started piping up,

like proper piping up.

He's like, [grunts]

"Why are you talking to my
sister?"

"Why are you talking to my
sister?"

I was like, what do you mean?

Your sister's talking
to me, like just chill.

He's like "you're
disrespecting my family."

Just go away.

Just off, go.

You know? It just does my nut
in.

Like he just walks around
and tries to be Joey.

But Joey's himself, like that's
Joey.

- Yeah.

- Don't start trying to copy
other people.

- If you have any more problems,

I'll back you up though, mate.

Because I ain't particularly
found of him.

- But I think this whole
Tom thing is well random.

- I think it would have been
better if he'd come up to me.

Out of a courtesy of being
on two dates with me.

- Yeah, to be fair, that
would annoy me a bit.

Because like, you go out with a
boy.

You made the effort to
get ready and stuff.

And then they just ignore you.
That's a bit muggy, innit?

- Yeah, he could at least come
up to me

at the beginning of the night,

and spoke to me at least,
instead
of waiting until the whole

end of the night to tell me.

- [Jasmin] Forget it.

There's no talent left. We
need to look for some more.

- [Abi] Yeah.

Two new eye candies.

- Oh my God, yeah, who are they?

- Who are they?

- [Jasmin] I've never seen them
before.

- We need to go on the prowl.

- Reel them in with a fishing
rod.

Like that.

We've got to catch them.

- Reel them in.

- If we don't like them,
throw them back out.

- Throw them back out.

- [Tom] I didn't really fancy
her.

And I thought it's a bit
weird that Diags snogged her.

- [Arg] [Laughing] Yeah that is
weird.

That is really weird.

- I do snog girls, you know.

So why are you making
a big deal out of it?

- I'm not, I just didn't really
fancy her

that much in the end.

- So you used me, saying
that I was disgusting,

as an excuse?

- Yeah, but show us how you
snog.

How do you snog?

Look.

- No, don't do that.

- [Tom] You've showed me
before, and it's disgusting.

- Go on, do it, Diags.

[laughing]

- [Tom] See what I mean?

That's what I mean.

- Oh, let's see your snogging,
go on.

Snog away.

- I don't snog, I kiss.

- [laughs] That's bullshit.

[laughing]

- So what, you think you
can kiss better than that?

- [Arg] Course I can
kiss better than that.

- Go on, then.

- I've got dry lips.

- [Tom] So you do your
snog, and I'll do one.

Start off, the hand 'round
the neck, it's like.

[laughing]

- Do it again, properly.

- That was it, mate!

[laughing]

- That's worse than mine!

- Yours are disgusting.

[laughing]

- Nah, don't stick your tongue
in like right at the start.

- Well, do you stick your
tongue in right at the start?

- No, you get lips in
first, lock in place,

then go for the tongue, it
creeps by.

[laughing]

- Why don't we swap? I'll go
for Jasmine, you can have Abi.

- [Diags] Why don't I get
someone?

- No, why don't we just meet new
girls

and go out and have a laugh?

- Why am I getting left out of
this?

- [Tom] Yeah, we could do that,

but then if worse comes
to worst, we can swap.

- Maybe posh girls.

- You love posh girls, mate?

- I love well-spoken girls.

Suits my style.

I'm sophisticated, I'm dapper.

- No, you put on a good front.

But really, behind the
scenes you're just horrible.

- [Arg] Oh shut up, Diags.

[laughing]

[slow music]

- There's sulphate of ammonia,
no.

- Slug and snail killer.

- Well no, they're not
slugs, they're like big rats.

You need something more
stronger than that.

- Rose clear, bug clear.

- Ultimate bug killer.

- Cat spray, cat repellent,
who wants to get rid of a cat?

- Oh, look here!

- Mole repellent.

- Why does it smell of garlic?

- [Joey] We'll catch 'em with
this!

- [laughing] No, get off!

- We'll catch 'em with this!
- That hurt!

- You can't catch it with that!

- You can't catch a mole!

- [Joey] Catch it with this.
- Mole's under the ground.

- You have to put

something down there.

- [Girls] You can't!

- Then what are you
planning, what are you doing?

- You need this, repeller.
- Oh my god, is that a mole?

- [Girls] Yeah!

- [Billie] That's what
they look like, rats.

- What, haven't got any eyes?
- [Girls] Yes, they're blind!

- Oh, that made me cringe!

- So once you've got the mole in
there,

what are you planning with doing
it?

You can take it to your garden.

- [Joey] Keep it as a pet, if
you want.

- [Billie] No thanks.

[upbeat music]

Oh, it looks lovely.

It's good, innit?

- Yeah, perfect.

No, it's lovely.

At least you ain't pale anymore,
babe.

- I know, right?

- It's awful
- I hate being pale.

- Aww, you've got a little mole.

[laughing]

- What are you giggling at?

- It sounded like you're
talking about a little mole.

- [Lauren] It's probably the
size of a mole. It needs to go.

- No, keep it, it's cute.

- [Lauren] No, I definitely
want to get rid of it.

What do they do?

- [Frankie] Tie a little
bit of cotton 'round it

and it just falls off.

- I think they used to
do that in the olden days

with teeth, not moles.

They used to put the string
on the door and slam it.

- Shut up.

- Don't worry, Lauren,
I'm sure it's all moved

on since them days.

- That is gross.

- So me, Chloe, and Sam had
a little chat or whatever.

Like, we're gonna have
a little family dinner.

'Cause I think Joey gets a bit,
like--

- [Lauren] Stressed?

- Yeah, he does.

- Sam wouldn't out of the
blue wanna be our best friend,

and vice versa, but she's not a
bad girl.

What people don't realise
is Joey confides in me,

and then I get upset.

'Cause I know about their
relationship,

and I only know Joey's side to
be fair,

it's easy for me to feel
protective over him,

and like, be against her a
little bit.

But I don't wanna be like that,

that's just how it is.
- No, of course not

[upbeat music]

- I've got these biscuits next
to me,

and I don't wanna eat them.

- Really?

- It's really wild.

- So what have they done, put
you to sleep

and spoke to your subconscious?

The guy said to me, "You've
gotta imagine

"yourself how you wanna be."

I visualised myself with
this big, blonde hair,

sparkles comin' out my eyes,

the brightest white teeth,
right?

- You already have that.

- Yeah, I know, but like
on a smaller version.

And then I had this emerald
green dress on to the knee,

nice tan, nice wedges, and a
little fluffy dog with a lead.

- Really?

- And I visualised myself,
still me, but like a size 14.

And when I visualised it, I
become like,

really, really like felt
amazing.

I was untouchable.

But what I have to do to feel
that,

is to go like this.

Keep away.

- What, is this Gemma's new
thing now?

- Yeah, this is the thing.

When I do this, this brings
back all my empowerment

and the fact that I am strong,
and it is mind over matter.

And I don't need them biscuits.

[birds chirping]

We've definitely gotta
get one of these bad boys.

- [Danny] That's well good.

- He poos, sleeps, and does
nothing else.

[laughing]

- [Danny] We might as well call
it Diags.

- [Jack] Don't worry about
Ricky, anyway.

Who actually cares?

You shouldn't really worry about

what a little bean like him
thinks.

- Yeah, I know.

- Why do you care?

Like, we hardly even know him,
mate.

- But it's gonna be quite
horrible.

- Think about it, we went to his
bar

and then he goes and mugs your
family off.

Why invite you if he don't like
you?

- Yeah, I think Diags, Tom, you,
and Joey,

like all of us stick together,
don't we?

- Exactly, so stop worrying
about people.

[upbeat music]

- [Ricky] What's going on?

Rick.

- James, man.

Pleased to meet you.

- We saw you at the St.
Patrick's Day parade, right?

Yeah, thought we'd come
over and say hello.

- How you doing?

- [Ricky] Yeah, not too bad,
you enjoying it? Yeah, good.

- Bumped into a few people,

obviously got introduced to a
few people.

There was a few good looking
girls there.

- [Chris] Oh yeah, I was gonna
say,

you're tattooed completely up.

How long did that take, then,

with the whole sleeve?

- [Dan] I had it done in
five different sittings.

But like four hours a sitting.

- [Chris] 'Cause I wanna get a
sleeve.

Like, I've never had anything,

but I'm not one of those people
that goes

and gets just a little one.

- [Ricky] We're probably
gonna go out later

to the pub with a couple of
other boys

if you fancy it.

- [Dan] Yeah, mate.

- [Ricky] Come down,
have a couple of drinks,

just get to know everyone.

- Definitely, mate, yeah that'd
be nice.

- Yeah?

- [Dan] Definitely, mate.

- Good stuff.

I'll let you get back
to what you're doing.

- Yeah, cheers mate, nice to
meet you.

- Take it easy.

- You look like you've
been working out hard.

Rick, let's go to the
other gym, we're amateurs.

[laughing]
- See you later on, guys.

- See you later
- See you guys.

- [Joey] Jack and Danny, Jack
and Danny.

Jack and Danny.

- [Jack] What's happenin'?

- [Danny] What are you doin',
the sign?

- He's puttin' the sign up,
yeah.

It's a duck, innit?

- [Jack And Danny] That looks
sick.

- The launch party soon,
you gonna come yeah?

- Yeah, yeah, of course.

- I will have a job for you,
both of ya.

I'll sort you out both a job.

- Do you need a security guard?

I've got the leather gloves, and
that.

[laughing]

- [Joey] I could dress you both
up.

What about putting a sandwich
board on

and walk 'round Brentwood?

[laughing]

- [Jack] Imagine doing that.

- So bad, man.
- Oh my gosh, mate.

- I've had problems
with Ricky in the past.

And you just gotta, you
know if something happens,

you just gotta sort it out,
ain't ya?

- Yeah.

- If I was there, I would've
stood by ya.

It is a liberty, what he's
doin'.

- I dunno what to do now,
really.

- Just say to him, look, I
ain't got a problem with you.

You got a problem with me.

Don't talk behind my back,

I won't talk behind your back,
innit?

- Yeah, cause I don't want it
to be like ag all the time,

like I just want it to--

- Look Dan, don't worry
about Ricky, all right?

You'll be all right.

Don't worry about him, man.

I'll look after ya.

[upbeat music]

- Arg, thanks for coming.

I've ordered you your favoritest
bagel

in the whole wide world.

I just wanna say I really am
sorry,

and you didn't deserve it.

You are a lovely boy.

I'd be really upset if you
didn't accept my apology.

Losing you as a friend would be
terrible.

- I accept it.

- [Waiter] Here you go, Arg.

A lovely bagel.

- [Gemma] Look, two bagels just
for you.

- [Waiter] And she's got your
drink.

- And a drink.

And fish balls.

I won't be having a bagel today,

because I am in control.

Do you know what that means?

I have an urge to have
something,

I just go like this, and it
stops me.

- What, you don't even want one
fish ball?

- No, I don't.

- Fish ball?

- I don't.

Now I'm in control, Arg,
and there's no stopping me.

- All my stresses and
worries in life at the moment

are to do with you.

- Do this.

- I need you to be happy
and be in a good place.

- Babes, I'm in such a good
place.

Have you ever seen me resist a
bagel?

I'm strong.

I'm physically strong,
I'm mentally strong.

Things have taken a
massive turn in my life.

I made up with my boyfriend.

- Have you?

- And I moved back in with him.

- [Arg] Good.

- So.

- [Arg] That's good though,
innit?

- Really, really good.

Really happy.

- And what about Bobby and
Charlie?

- I'm gonna go and see Bobby and
Charlie.

I'm gonna congrat--

- For me, will you make a
bit of effort with them?

- James.

I'm gonna go to Bobby and
Charlie.

And I'm gonna say, "I want
us to be friends again."

But at the same time, you know,

they need to apologise to me

for not really being there for
me.

They did really know what was
going on.

- But all this arguing stuff,

that sort of stuff.

- [Both] It's not attractive.

- But I'm glad to see that
you are sorting yourself out.

[upbeat techno music]

- Hi, boys, a'right?

- Smells fresh in here.

- [Joey] Yeah, I know.

- How you doing?

What's going on?
- Good to see you, mister.

- It's looking good, mate.
- So what's going on?

- [Bobby] You know I spoke
to you the other night.

- Yeah.

- What do you think about
us doing your Fusey launch?

- [Joey] Obviously I've got
ideas,

have you got ideas?

- [Bobby] Yeah, we've got some
ideas.

We obviously wanna find out
yours.

- I'm thinking definitely
green and yellow drinks.

Dunno why, I think it's weird.

And then you can get them ice
cubes

that glow up like neon.

- [Charlie] That's cool.

- [Bobby] Put them in the
drinks.

- Yeah, get them, yeah.

Break dancers, if we can get
them.

Because I've always wanted
to learn how to break dance.

I still wanna do it now.

- When we think of you, Joey, we
think,

you're a bit of a leader,
and you're very individual.

And obviously a lot of people
know you

for your wacky ways.

And obviously now you like the
ducks,

we could call it "quacky ways."

- [Bobby] I mean I love
duck egg blue, as a fashion.

But I've never ate, like
duck egg with soldiers.

- What, actual duck egg?

- Yeah, 'cause we eat chicken
eggs,

but I think duck eggs are blue.

- I never ate one either.

I feel mean.

- So we don't want any duck
egg and mayonnaise sandwiches?

- No, nah.

- Allow that.

- We're also thinking
maybe some random noises,

like duck noises, pond life
noises, frog ribbiting.

- [Bobby] This is already gonna
be the best event in Essex,

I can feel it.

- [Gemma] I've met with Arg
today,

just before coming here,
and I made up with him

because he said to me that I was

getting on everybody's nerves

and people were pissed off with
me.

So I said sorry to him, he
accepted.

- [Joan] But it's stress that
can make you

just totally lose the
plot, isn't it really?

And you take it out always on
the ones

that are closest to you.

- Yeah, don't mean it though.

Obviously I had nowhere to live,

you couldn't help me out.

- Well you wasn't homeless,
Gemma.

You could have come back here,

but you didn't choose to come
back here.

You had three settees to sleep
on,

but because your father couldn't

put your bed up straight away

because it was an antique bed,

and it had to wait to the
weekend,

you wasn't prepared to do that.

- Well is the bed up now?

- And then you could've
gone with your brother,

who's got two bungalows on his
property,

but you didn't want to live
there.

- It was too far.

- So you wasn't, you know,
you're playing the victim

all the time, you wasn't
actually homeless, was you?

- Well I was.

I just wanna say it's
silly that we keep rowing.

- Yeah there's no point,
life is too short, Gem.

- So just gonna sort of like
leave it,

nip it in the bud
- You know, to be unhappy.

- Yeah, it's not worth it.

- You only live once, Gem.

And it's nice to enjoy every
day.

Because you don't know
what's 'round the corner.

- That's very true.

Did you have a nice break
for a couple of days?

- I missed you every day,
obviously I missed you.

Did you miss me?

- Yeah.

[upbeat music]

I wonder what Frankie makes for
dinner.

- I reckon she'll make
something traditional

like a traditional English
dinner.

- Joey said she's quite good at
cooking,

so I'm looking forward to that.

Like since Christmas and stuff,

when it's been a little bit of
drama,

everything's just back to
the way it was, thank god.

But what they have got to,
and what they do realise now

is that actually we are going
forward with our relationship,

we are, like been together
nearly a year,

do you know what I mean?

- So are you going to start
seeing them all the time, now?

- Yeah, I don't see why not.

We had that big gap where
we didn't see each other,

and now everything's smoothed
over,

me and Joey are happy,

yeah, I don't see why not.

[upbeat music]

- [Chloe] I'm so excited

about having a selection of my
stuff

in Joey's shop.

- I know, Chlo, do you
know how good that is?

- [Chloe] This time next year,
Frank!

I could be on the catwalk!

That looks so disgusting right
now.

- Do you know what?

I don't think I've actually
ever cooked for Sam.

And Joey, at that.

Never.

- [Chloe] That's mad, innit?

- It's quite mad really,

considering they've
been together how long?

- You're gonna get judged
on your cooking skills.

I like your dinners.

Joey'll eat anything.

- How 'bout a bit of red wine?

- [Chloe] Yeah, if you've got
red wine.

- [Frankie] Course, babes.

And like these little, this
little zhuzh.

I don't know what it
is, but it looks nice.

- So have you thought of
any names for the shop?

- I dunno, I've had a couple
of ideas, but not sure.

You've gotta put your input on
it.

- Well I was thinking,
what about Naughty Tatts?

- My favourite one's gotta
be Get Your Tatts Out.

[laughing]

We need to start looking
for other artists as well,

if there's anyone interested,

and maybe a piercer.

I'm thinking maybe get
like a girl for a piercer

so that guys wanna come in as
well.

- Yeah, a good looking
bird piercing, yeah.

- No one's allowed to
have their thingy pierced.

- No?

- No, not in our shop.

- I was thinking about
having that done, actually.

- Nah, no way.

There's not a small enough
needle, is it?

- [Ricky] What's happening,
boys?

Couple of beers for ya.

- Cheers, mate
- Cheers, nice one.

- [Ricky] How are you
doing, you all right?

- How you doing, mate?

- Yeah, not too bad, yourself?

- Yeah, good.

- What's been happening?

- How you guys feeling from the
gym?

- I'm all right.

- [Chris] Sore mate, did
you see those weights

I was picking up?

- Them little grey ones?

[laughing]

- [Chris] It's not about
being the biggest bloke

in the gym always, is it?

- Nah.

- It's about being the most
ripped.

- With a face like yours,
you don't need a body.

It's the personality that gets
me through, I'll be honest!

[laughing] So you do a bit
of modelling, don't you?

- Yeah I do, I do some.

I've been to a few places
modelling.

I've been Milan, Germany, and
LA.

- Bloody Hell
- And I'm going to New York

in a couple of weeks.
- That's cool.

So hopefully it goes well.

Is it all like body model, or?

- They tell me it's gonna be
clothes,

and I'll get there and they
always tell me

to take my shirt off.

- How can they treat you like
that?

Like a piece of meat.

How degrading.

- The thing is you've got
feelings.

- [Dan] It's bullying.

- [Ricky] I mean we've all got
emotions.

- [Chris] So what are you
gonna do on the woman front?

Any girls caught your eye yet?

- [James] I've already
met a few of the girls.

Like obviously I've met
Billie and Danni, Jasmin.

They seem like nice girls,
really.

- [Ricky] Jasmin, I
don't think she's gonna

be your sort of thing.

- [James] No?

- Well I dunno, actually, it
might be.

I knew her ages, I went to
school with her ages ago.

And she was all right.

- So what happened?

- [Ricky] And then I didn't see
her

for like four or five
years, whatever it was.

Must be about five years.

And she's just come back this
little horny devil, mate.

Every time I turn around
she's with another fella.

- [Chris] Some of the girls you
gotta be

a little bit careful about.

You boys look like you know
how to handle yourselves.

If you're looking for Miss Right
Now,

i.e. the one you're gonna take
home,

then go with it, if you're
looking for Miss Right Now.

- [Ricky] I think, do you know
what it is?

I think it's just more
attention.

And it's just like, I hate
attention seeking girls.

- Listen, you can't knock her
for that.

I think she's a good girl,
really.

- The only thing that's
worrying me is the budget.

Because the stuff he
wants is so out there,

and it's so not your average.

- Joey isn't average though, is
he?

- No, but I'm just thinking, how
are we

gonna actually price this off?

We've got a lot to do.

- [Gemma] Bobby, how are you?

- Good thank you, how are you?

- Good, your quiff looks nice.

- Thank you darling, I thought
I'd have a bit of a haircut.

- Hello, you guys.
- You all right?

[upbeat music]

- [Chloe] Frank, it looks so
nice.

Do you want that, Jo?

- [Frankie] I'm sweating.

- [Joey] Jack and Danny
basically come by my shop today,

and they was like, "Oh,
the shop looks cool,"

and took a photo of it.

- [Sam] Can I just say,
doesn't Jack and Danny

abbreviate fanny?

It does, doesn't it?

People say it.

Jack and Danny.

- [Chloe] What, so people
call their nun Jack and Danny?

- Well some people do.

- Well no, people will
say it, it's like saying--

- [Frankie] Apples and pairs,
stairs.

- [Sam] Go on, carry on.

- [Joey] Right, so
basically Jack and Danny

come to my shop today, the
sign was getting put up.

And then I dunno, he
seemed a bit shook up,

you could tell he was a bit
shaky.

- [Frankie] Who, Danny?

- [Joey] Jack and Danny, right?

Was getting mugged off by Ricky.

'Cause Ricky was saying in
the grapevine, just gossip,

saying "Oh, I don't
know about the Walias."

I said to him, "If you
want to talk to Ricky,

"I'll talk to him with ya."

He left.

- [Chloe] Can I just say, do you
remember

when Ricky first come on the
scene?

And like, people weren't
really that friendly

and welcoming to him.

He's doing pretty much that to
Danny,

and he needs to remember that,

because he didn't like
it when no one wanted him

coming to our parties, bars.

- [Joey] To sum it up,
they're two new boys

on the block, and he don't like
it.

Everyone else is getting
on with it, I don't care.

We've basically found
a house in Brentwood.

Reason I wanna move there is
because

it's closer to the shop,

reason I don't wanna move there
is because

I'll be away from you guys.

- [Sam] That was the only
problem, really, wasn't it?

With us moving in together,
because he was like,

"I don't know where."

- [Chloe] Are you actually
gonna go and buy it?

- I want the shop to be open
first,

'cause then my mind will be more
clear.

- [Chloe] Don't forget
what I told you before.

If it's meant to be, it'll be.

But don't ever feel pressurised.

- I feel I'm not here to
apologise,

because I don't owe you guys an
apology.

- Okay.

- I think the beautiful
thing about all of this

is everything you have said
now, you've gone on to do.

And I'm really proud of you two.

But we can't go on
every time Gemma speaks,

every time I talk to you
guys, you start shouting.

You both know I'm a very
sensitive person.

- The reason I fight with you

or row with you so
passionately is because I care.

Because I know you've graced
this planet

for the last 32 years,
I know you've got wisdom

in that mind of yours.

I absolutely know it.

But I do think you failed
majorly

at diplomacy class, at tact
class.

There's ways of saying stuff
sometimes,

and you're not the best at it.

- Right, so show me an
impression then.

What do I do that's so wrong?

- It's just the way you say
things.

There's a way you can tart it
up,

you can butter it up.

Do you know the saying, "you
can roll a turn in diamonds,

"but it's still a turd."

Sometimes just put that bit
of sugar icing on the top,

and make it a softer blow,

rather than bang bang bang, and
I'm K-O'd.

And I'm like, shit the bed!

But have you set this business
up?

Because obviously I said to you
guys

about a business plan and doing
something.

'Cause where has this come from?

Have you got experience
with party planning?

Are you gonna do a party
planning event course?

Are you gonna get more
experience in it?

- Oh here we go, no, here we go!

Now we're gonna start
talking what experience

have I got in party planning.

Let's not go down that route.

- So you're being offensive.

- No, you've already put my back
up

by the comments you've just
made.

- [Gemma] We're having a
conversation.

- [Bobby] No it ain't a
conversation.

'Cause a conversation should be
something

that ain't digging someone out.

And you're patronising the shit
out of me,

even now you're patronising me.

And how no one sat 'round you is
gonna say

that you're patronising
me just boggles my mind.

- [Gemma] Right, guys, Bobby if
I--

- God, my fucking cock
hurts from all this.

'Cause you actually make my
bollocks ache.

You really make my bollocks
ache.

We're talking about the same
shit over and over again.

- But what is offensive about me
asking

if you did a course?
- Gemma,

- How many times do I have to
tell you,

no I haven't done a course!

Ten seconds, ask me if I've done
a course.

Come on, have I done a course?

No, I ain't done a fucking
course!

- But Bob, why is it you
feel like it and I don't?

I don't feel like she's put us
down.

- [Bobby] I don't know,
darling, I don't know.

- Because I'm secure in what
we've done.

- Don't fucking come at me.

I can't tell you why
something's affected me.

- [Chris] I'm not coming at you.

- Something can affect
me and not affect you!

- Am I coming at you?

- Fuck off.

- All right, will do.

[glass breaking]

- Whoa!

- I tell you what, there
is no way I'm going

into business with that.

- [Chloe] So, as you know,
I'm doing my collection.

I wanted to show you some of my
sketches.

- Let's see.

- [Joey] That jacket's amazing.

- [Chloe] And I'm gonna know
in the next couple of days

how long until I get my samples,

and then I can show you Joe,

and then you can tell
me what row I can have?

[laughing]

- [Frankie] I like how
you've named them as well,

like this one, the Goddess
dress,

that one's called the Darling.

[phone dings]

- What's that?

- Diags text me.

- What's Diags said?
- They just said they want me

to go meet 'em down the pub.

"Joe, I'm just in the pub with
Tom,

"Ricky's here, come down."

I dunno, I think they wanna know

about the whole Ricky thing.

- Are you blowing us out for the
boys?

- [Joey] I gotta go meet 'em,
man.

I gotta go.

- [Frankie] See you later.

- [Joey] Bye, guys.

- [Sam] You're itching to get
out of here,

were we boring you or something?

- [Joey] Nah, it's sweet.

Bye, thanks for dinner Frankie,
it was nice, thank you.

- [Chloe] Bye, be good!

- [Ricky] It's not her
family I don't like,

I'm just not keen on her,

and I'm definitely not
keen on her little brother.

He just seems like the ultimate
bellend.

- Just seems like he
wants to be Joey, to me.

- [Ricky] It is!

- He's like Joey's shadow.

- [Ricky] But I don't know
how you can live like that.

- [Tom] What we getting, boys?
- Gotta be beers, innit?

- Go on, I'll have a beer.

- I mean, I get if you're
like an 11 year old kid,

- Ricky Romo is over there.

- I think Joey's at
the bar with his mates.

- [Joey] I think it's a bit out
of order

that he keeps confronting
him and putting him

on the spot like this.

Danny is a little boy, inne?

- Yeah, he takes the piss.

- You take the piss, apparently.

- [Ricky] Really?

- [Tom] I obviously wasn't
there,

so I don't know what was said,

and there is two sides to every
story,

but we've known Danny for all
our lives

since he was a little kid.

So we're obviously gonna believe
him,

and we've gotta look out for
him, boys.

- [Joey] Let's go have a word
with him.

- Someone's gotta speak to you.

- [Frankie] Apparently pile
cream

is really, really good for like,
Botox.

Apparently all like famous
actresses and models use it

and everything.

I've had Botox, but it's gone.

Like it's worn out, look,
I can move my head again.

- [Chloe] Frank, basically
a model must have been

doing bits with a scientist,

and he must've gone, "listen,

"forget all that expensive cream
you buy,

"and whack that on your face."

- 'Cause what's it got in it? It
must be

like a really thick--

- [Frankie] Really, a I gonna
walk

into a shop and buy a pile
cream?

- [Chloe] If you go to a
supermarket,

I'm pretty sure that it'll
be down the medical aisle

and you won't have to actually
ask for it.

And then you can do the
self-service boop,

and you're out of there.

- [Sam] Oh yeah!

- [Joey] Guys.

- You all right, what's
happening?

- Chris, boys.

- How you doing?

- Hello, nice to meet you.

- Hello, son.

- How you going, mate?

- So what's been going
on with you and Danny?

- Have you come in here
to ask me questions

or just accuse me of shit?

- We're not accusing you,
but you've done something.

- But you weren't there, innit?

You're hearing what he's told
you.

- [Joey] We ain't come
here to argue, for one.

We've come here to ask
you a question, right?

- And I'm saying--

- [Joey] You don't like him,
yeah?

- Yeah, I don't like him.

- There's people I don't like,

but look, all I'm saying

is when you see him
out, be civil with him.

- I've mugged him off,
and I don't like him.

- He was scared to come
up and talk to ya, Rick.

- He came at me, he
started being a mug to me,

I was a mug back to
him, we left it at that.

- Listen, you're a lot older
than him,

he's been texting me all night,

and he's pissed off, he's a bit
upset.

- [Ricky] I understand that
mate.

- And to be fair, I've
always looked after him.

I don't want people going
about mugging him off.

- Course.

- Don't go about saying he's a
nasty kid,

'cause he ain't, he's harmless.

The kid's harmless, mate.

- [Ricky] This is what I'm
saying, right.

- He's harmless.

Ricky, what you gotta
understand, can I say one thing,

he confronted you, right?

Trying to be brave in front of
his sister,

which is the right thing to do,

obviously he's a kid,
he's got shook, yeah?

So he's scared. So what he's
done is he's got scared,

he backed off, and now he's
ringing me up

to say, "Joe, please
help-- not help me out, but

"can you go talk to Ricky?"
So I come to talk to ya.

Let's put this straight, right?

So this is what happens,

when you're out next,
and when you see him,

I'm not saying you have to like
him,

because there's people
I don't like, Ricky.

But don't shake his hand,
but just go up to him

and say, "Look, why
don't me and you keep out

"of each other's way."

That's it.

He's only a kid, inne?
All I want you to do is,

just next time you see him out,

be civil with him, that's it.

- [Ricky] It's done now, innit
really?

So I'll just, he stays out of my
way,

I'll stay out of his way,

and we've all got our own
friends.

- [Joey] Boys, enjoy your
drinks.

See ya later.

Enjoy your drinks, sweet, see ya
later.

[upbeat music]