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the tans you see might be fake

but the people are all real,

although some of what they do

has been created for your
entertainment.

Previously on The Only Way is
Essex.

[laughing]

- Where's Gemma and Arg?

- We could actually
smash events organising.

- L-E-O, Luxury Event
Organisers.

- When you say you've got on
with her,

you mean slept with her or
kissed her?

- I just kissed her.

- How the hell did you do that?

- Go!

- I told ya' I don't kiss on
first dates.

- I'm gonna rip that
cheap wig off your head.

- You ain't real.

You ain't real.

- All right Vanessa Feltz,

I'll leave you to it.

I'm done.

[upbeat music]

- [Sam] Why do you want to fly?

- I don't know, just always
dreamed

of being a super hero.

I'm gonna be Skyman, yeah,
Flyman.

Basically right, I'm excited.

I want it to be now.

I booked the mini bus.

It's me, you, Frankie,
Chloe, Diags and Kirk.

Six of us.

We're gonna start flying,

fly like we've never flown
before.

You got it?

- Brilliant, I got it.

- [Joey] Are you excited?

- Yeah, I'm really excited.

- I'm excited, I can't wait.

- [Sam] Show me again,
how you're gonna fly.

Jump up and do this really fast.

It does work, I promise you.

See!

- Did I fly?

- Yeah [laughing].

- I'm not gonna fly, am I?

You're winding me up.

- You fall [laughing] for
everything.

You're winding me up.

[lively music]

- You've done it quite nice
actually.

It's quite really, really
natural.

- Natural look just for like the
day,

do you know what I mean?

You don't want to go too much.

- Oh my God, tell me what
happened on your date?

- [laughing] Oh my God,
I haven't even told you.

- [Jasmin] I know, hello?

- Oh my god, so basically, we
turned up

in the middle of nowhere, in
this field.

- Oh my god, was it dogging?

- Of course it wasn't dogging,
oh my God.

Gets out the car,

we're going night fishin'.

- What, are you joking?

- Bloody night fishing!

- What the fuck?

- How was fishing?

- It was all right, you know.

I think she was a bit weirded
out by it

at the start.

She's turned up in like

a tiny little dress and
louboutins

and obviously, we was late night
fishing.

- So did you fancy her?

- [Tom] Yeah.

- You can tell you fucking
fancied her, you can tell.

- There was so much that sexual
tension.

- Hello!

That's the main thing though.

- No but it was like proper
flirting.

- Did you kiss him?

I don't ever kiss on the first
date, do I?

- No, no, you shouldn't really.

- It's like my number one rule.

I think like the third
date, I'll kiss him.

- You have to play hard to get.

- Basically, I went
through loads of effort

with this fishing date.

I brought her willies, she
got in the sleeping bag,

I got her coat.

I didn't get a kiss out of it.

She didn't stay the night

because obviously she had to
get back to her vicar dad.

- Vicar?

- So what's a vicar, like a
church person?

- [Tom] Yeah.

- So what happens on date number
two?

- Where are you going?

- I have no idea.

- Again?

- I know, he's just
keeping everything from me.

[slow music]

- [Chris] You havin' your hands
done mate?

- Yeah I know but I'm not havin'

my eye brows done am i or
tinted.

- We'll tint your brow,

which we'll leave on for
probably

about for six to eight minutes,

depending on what colour it's
going

and what you like.

Or of course, we could do no
brow

and take your brow off
completely.

It will make you look very
manly.

- Will it?

- Yes.

- [Ricky] He's gotta do it.

- I'll do it then.

- Manly.

- If I really could get my hands
on you,

I could actually take off
some of this by waxing.

- I promise you now,

I do not know one guy except
you,

that's had this done.

- Bobby.

- I mean a guy [laughs].

- I'm just gonna mix up your
tint for you.

- Okay.

- See you in a bit.

- See you in a bit.

- I've heard that Charlie and
Bobby

are starting up like an events
company.

You know, obviously, with
Paddy's Day coming round,

Bobby and Charlie want
to test out their skills

and they're gonna arrange all
the event

and all the goings on.

- Perfect combo, 'cause
Charlie's

got catering background

and Bobby's got an eye for
design.

- When someone asked me about
it,

I said that I think Bobby
will be really good at it.

Charlie sets his mind to things

and he just follows it through.

So them two in combination
together will be really well.

- It's gonna be like
sweet and sour, isn't it?

Like sweet and sour chicken
bowls,

it just works.

- I'm half Irish, okay?

Saint Patrick's Day is comin' up

and I want to throw, in
aid of my Irish heritage,

a massive Saint Patrick's Day
party.

I want to go all out, put it
that way.

Don't think that you need to
hold back,

'cause I want it to be
a proper good party.

The theme's gonna be Irish.

We've got a bit of a budget,

so nice glamorous venue.

- Yep.

- Colour scheme, green.

I quite like in "The Titanic,"

where they went to the basement

and they had all that their flat
caps

and girls in corsets.

Food, let's think of some Irish
food.

Irish Stew.

- Bacon and cabbage.

- My Nan loves bacon and
cabbage.

- That's traditional.

- Potatoes.

- Irish drinks, obviously
we've got the black stuff.

- Yeah.

- And also red lemonade.

I love it, I drink it all day
long.

- Cherry Aid?

- No, it's just like
lemonade but red, really.

Entertainment, I love Lord of
the Dance.

I want a lot of Irish dancing.

I want fiddlers playing,

I want lots of fiddles.

I want it to be a proper flash,
knees up,

everyone gettin' pissed
but a really good time.

- Right.

- Is Gemma gonna have a problem

with us organising it?

- I don't know, probably, yeah

but oh well.

- Me and Gemma are so close,

I consider her one of my best
friends

and I feel like we have a
married couple

that's really at the last
stage of their relationship

and I think, "Are we
gonna get divorced," Arg.

Do we need to cut each
other out of our lives.

- I think she's deeply unhappy.

She's madly in love with you,

it obvious and I'm just sayin'
it

because it's there.

And I think that absolutely
frustrates

the life out of her.

She's obviously got her
own issues and insecurities

and I think she's come over and
she tries

to put on this, "I'm the real
deal"

and this whole hard image

but really, I think she's
a unhappy girl, Arg.

- It would take a big, big man

to intimidate Gemma.

She's got the balls of
a Trojan, isn't she.

- Right, yeah.

- I mean, she can hold her own.

She's a fucking piece of work

when it comes to a row,

no one has to feel sorry for
her.

- I don't know.

I'm gonna have a little catch up
with her

and see what's going on.

- Okay, good luck.

- Cheers, to the party.

- To the party.

- He starts goin', "I wanna take
that wig

off your head."

He basically said that he
couldn't give

a flyin'--

- F?

- About slimming club
and that I was a nutter.

Charlie was just standing there
like,

"Uh uh uh, what's going on
here?"

You know what, when them two get
together,

I hate to say it but
my gut feeling tells me

they're not always very genuine
about me.

- I just don't get it because

one minute you and Bobby are
really close

and you've know each other for
years

and you're really good friends.

- Yeah.

- But then why does he fly
off the handle like that?

It's not normal.

- I've got nowhere to live.

I'm still living in a hotel.

And really, has Bobby been there
for me?

No.

- You can't be there for long
though, Gem.

I bet it's costing a fortune.

- Yeah, about 800 quid now.

- Yeah, you order room service?

- Every time I want a cup of
tea,

I have to dial zero.

- That's annoying.

[rhythmic music]

- Does anyone know how you do
this?

- It's inside right?

It's inside a dome.

- What my vision is
we're going into a dome,

like a secret dome

and then we're gonna get inside,

we're gonna put our suits on,

maybe a pair of goggles, ski
man, what they say do, do.

And then we're gonna start
flyin' about like nutters.

- We gotta wear goggles?

- Yeah, well when you
think about it really,

we'll just put it, for our
eyelashes,

so they don't fly off.

'Cause you don't want
that to happen, really.

That'd be ugh.

- If you didn't wear goggles,

your eyelids would fall out.

Your eyelids fall out.

Who's excited?

- Me, I can't wait to do this.

- I'm well excited.

I want us to be the
Skygirls and the Skymen.

- Okay.

- I think I'll be surprised

if the girls might be
better than the boys.

- No, won't happen.

[fast-paced music]

- I think that we're still
struggling to lose weight

and with all the pressure

that I'm under at the minute,

I just really believe that
having

hypnotherapy is gonna help.

- I'm not digging you out

but are you happy at the moment
Gemma?

- Well, what do you think Arg?

- What's the matter?

- In my head, I wanted
to be married by now,

have two twin girls.

One called Dolce Vita and
one called Dolce Bella.

I wanted to have my perfect man,

perfect house, perfect life but

it hasn't happened for me.

- But why do you think it
hasn't happened for you?

- Don't know.

- Let's face the facts at the
moment,

you're Mom's not talking to you.

Bobby and Charlie aren't talking
to you.

I love you to bits,

I'm being as patient as I can
be.

You're even gettin' on
my nerves a little bit.

You're doing everything in your
power

just to argue with people all
the time.

- You know what?

You talk absolute shit.

So shut your mouth.

- You are rowing with people.

- You are talking shit.

- Are you rowing with people?

- No, I'm not.

- You're obviously
hurting inside, aren't ya?

And you're not telling
me exactly what's wrong.

What we gonna do to help you
out?

Let's be honest with each other,

it's not goin' great at the
moment, is it?

Wipe your tears away
from your face, please.

Gemma, I'm the only one
that tells you straight.

I'm the only one that can be
honest

with you and tell you.

Sam, Billie, and Jess,
they all love you to bits

but they're too scared to tell
you

what's really going on.

They're worried about upsetting
you.

I mean, I tell you everything.

I'm trying to be there
for you and be honest

but you're just not.

I want you just to
chill out and calm down.

We need to do something, don't
we?

- James, you're nothing to me.

You're nothing.

- Right.

[upbeat music]

[laughing]

- [Kirk] You in?

- [Frankie] My foot's stuck.

- Now watch my eyelashes.

- Ow!

[Upbeat music]

- I loved it!

- I didn't.

- You're actually Skyman now.

- [Group] Skyman!

[fast-paced music]

- I'm after Westlife or
Jedward or Louis Walsh

or someone like that.

My name's Bobby Norris.

N-O double R for rabbit, I
for igloo, S for slutdrop.

- Bobby, professional.

- Just off the top of your head,

do you have any idea what kind

of price range we're looking at?

1,600, thanks honey, bye.

- Bobby, I'm worried, 1,600
quid.

- 1,600 and that's for a
Westlife group.

- He hasn't really given
us much of a budget.

You know the number I sent you,

give them a call.

- Hi ya', I was wondering
if you could help me.

Is Irish dancing like
Riverdance?

- Bob.

- Brilliant.

Do you have boys as well?

Yeah, we want some boys.

What kind of price are we
looking at?

500, what about if we
loose a couple of dancers?

300 pounds, brilliant,
excellent.

- That's the budget mate, 300
quid.

- And how do we rectify this

'cause he wasn't go any lower
than that?

I'm gonna have to phone
up and cancel the dancers

because otherwise, all we've got
are them

six potato cakes.

And that's not gonna feed 40
people.

- I need to loose about four
stone

and I've tried every single diet
ever

and none of them seem to work

so this is my last hope.

- What it does, the hypnotic
gastric band

essentially making you think
that

your stomach has been shrunk to

about half it's normal size.

- Do you have to give up
like all treats with this--

- [John] Pretty much.

- So say like think I did want

a little bit of chocolate,

will I still be able to eat it?

- Absolutely, you can
eat whatever you want.

- Can the gastric band burst?

- It's not a real gastric band.

- No, I know that but could it

all of a sudden just like
mentally,

could it burst?

- Oh, like mentally could you
make

your stomach burst?

Absolutely not, no.

- So how are you able to tell

if I can have a gastric band?

- Well, I've got quite a simple
test.

Stand up for me.

Put your hand out in front of
you

and just look at the end of your
finger.

Follow your finger around

until you've gone as far as you
can.

Just remember the point on the
wall

when you feel you can't go any
further.

There you go.

Got it?

- Yeah.

- Okay, remember that point on
the wall.

- Yeah.

- Okay, great.

Now come back to where you were,

put your arms by your side,

close your eyes.

Now Gemma, in your mind

and only in your mind, I want
you

to imagine your right hand
coming up

in the same way as it did before

but this time you feel
different.

This time, you feel more
focused.

This time you feel more
powerful.

This time you feel more
confident.

You can actually go far, far
beyond

where you felt you
couldn't go any further.

So much further around,

and around and around the room

you can't believe how much
further

you can go when you put your
mind to it.

Now take a deep breath in,

let it out,

open your eyes.
[fingers snapping]

Okay, do that again

and see how much further you go.

How much further is that?

- Like about five inches.

- Five inches.

Am I receptive then?

- That would work, yeah,
absolutely.

Basically, if you say that you
went

about another 30%
further that time around.

What would another 30% mean in
your life,

in terms of like confidence,

in terms of like happiness,

in terms of everything,

Do you know what I mean,

it would make a big
difference wouldn't it?

- I'd be ruling the world.

- I'm freaking out right now

about this catering side of
things.

I mean, I haven't actually done

cooking for a long time.

Everyone's gonna have a
sample of a potato cake.

Everyone's gonna have maybe
a bit of bacon and cabbage,

maybe a potato salad.

No one needs to have a full
blown meal.

Arg's gotta know that he's not
gonna get

the party of the year.

It's just unrealistic with
the budget he's given us.

And with the time that we've
got,

you can't do that.

Come on, we've gotta be
realistic.

- Well let's call back

and admit to my error.

- Yeah.

- I cant believe I have agreed

to 300 pound dancers when we

only have 300 pounds to spend--

- Just say there has been
a mishap in communication.

- It's gone to voicemail,

should I just leave a voicemail?

- Yeah.

- Sorry to do this to you

but I've just been speaking to
Charlie,

my business partner

and it seems that I've
got a bit carried away

and

[Charlie laughing]

I've blown the whole budget on
the dancers

and that's without any food.

So I was wondering if you
could call me back please

and try, if we could come to
some kind

of major, major, major

discount/free would be
brilliant.

There is a sausage in our gravy
in it

for all of you and your dancers.

- No, no.

- No, there's no sausages in it

but there are potato cakes

and anything you want.

We will be accompanying that.

So if you could call me back,

that would be brilliant, thanks.

- Bloody hell, Bob.

- The only thing you
need to concentrate on

is the sound of my voice.

In a moment, I'm going to
bring you back into the room

and back into the here and now.

Open your eyes,
[fingers snapping]

wide awake, wide awake, wide
awake.

How do you feel?

- I feel thinner already.

- [laughing] Fantastic.

- This is gonna change my life.

- I hope so.

- I hope so.

- I can feel it.

- Cheers mate, thanks a lot.

- No worries, no worries.

- Thank you.

James, you're saying thanks a
lot to him

like he's done you a favour.

- He has.

What, because you want me to
lose weight

and then you want to marry me
basically?

- No, hopefully you'll
lose a bit of weight

and then you'll chill out.

- Shut up, James.

- Would you jump out of a real
plane?

- I don't think I would.

- Would you?

- I wouldn't do it next week,
obviously.

- The boys have so much
energy, don't they?

- Oh my God.

Like after that, sit down
and have a glass of wine

is what I needed.

But they're like off wherever
they've gone playing.

- Ah, do you know my back's half
hurting.

- [Sam] What's wrong with it.

- I've just got a really bad
back.

At first I thought it was

because I had my boobs done,

'cause I've only had them done
six months

but I've gone to two
chiropodists about the back.

I've got all trapped
nerves in my shoulder.

- Aren't chiropodist for feet?

- 'Cause basically I carry all
my weight

on my right including
really heavy handbags.

So I've actually pulled my
spine.

I've made my spine go like that.

- Yes, got it!

No!

Look all I'm saying is if
he's having a good time,

then good luck to Tom Pearce.

- [Kirk] You won't be jealous
though?

- Nah.

- Would you have wanted
Tom to come with us

so you could go on a
date with her as well?

- How can you be jealous

when you have faith like ours?

- [suspenseful music]

- You're really mysterious,

I can't work you out at all.

You have such mysterious eyes.

- You think I'm up to something?

- Well tell me a bit more about
ya'.

- I was an investment dealer.

- So you still work in the city
then?

- Yeah.

- So you're really good with
numbers?

- Yeah, I'm all right with
figures, yeah.

[upbeat music]

- It's a bit weird seeing
Joey and Diags without Tom.

- I know.

- [Chloe] Like the three
musketeers.

- But he's on a date,
isn't he, a second date?

- Is it the second one already?

- Yeah.

- [Chloe] Wow, he moves fast.

- Well she does.

- Now and again it's all
right to have your boobs out

if you're going on a girls night
out

and you want to wear a little
dress

but in reality, it's never a
good look

is it to have them hanging right
out?

- I think Tom should be
a bit careful, though

'cause she obviously don't care

about other people's feelings

'cause she's done it to Diags.

- Well, they can step off of
Diags--

- Yeah [laughing].

- I mean it.

- He's taken.

- I mean Jasmin and booby
whatever her name is

better step right off.

Diags is mine.

Look at her mate and her mate

has gone out with how many guys

in the same group of friends.

- [Sam] Yeah, Arg.

- Kirk and Charlie.

I think that girl like
a bit far out for Tom.

- He's shy, isn't he?

- Yeah, then opposites attract
sometimes.

- Or boobs attract.

- Boys have taken a piss
because you kissed Diags

on the first night you met him

and then, you didn't kiss
me on the first date.

- I didn't kiss you yet.

- Well I wanted to know,

was it because you actually
didn't want to

or was it because you
wanted to stick to your rule

and obviously, you wanted to
stick by it.

- I gotta stick by my rule,
don't I?

Why are you different?

- So you did secretly want to
kiss me,

you did, didn't you?

- That'd be telling, wouldn't
it? [laughs]

- I'll take that as a yes.

[can spraying]

- The thing is the key is to
multitask.

That's what I'm thinking.

- Oh God, yeah

and I mean I've waited 26 years

to wear one of these.

'Cause I just feel like Britney
Spears.

So I'm gonna like check in

with you throughout the night

and say like, "Testing, testing,

"have we got any cupcakes left?"

Can you hear me?

- No.

- You've got to turn me on.

- I've done that before haven't
I?

- There's a problem on the door,
over.

- Call security.

- I love this.

- It's second date, it's
not your first date rule,

we won't be breaking any rules.

Give me a little kiss now.

So what do you reckon?

I reckon you wanna, I can tell.

- Maybe a bit.

- Yeah, come here.

[upbeat music]

[lips smacking]

[Irish music]

- Potato, all right girls, how
you doing?

Potato.

How are you ladies?

- We're all right.

- Apparently, there's
a big stone in Ireland

and if you kiss it, it
brings you good luck.

And have you ever heard of the
rainbow,

that at the end of the rainbow--

- Pot of gold.

- Pot of gold.

- No that's lies.

- It's not Joey.

And you think at the end of the
rainbow,

if I travel to the end of the
rainbow,

there's a pot of gold there?

'Cause I'll go find it right
now.

[Irish music]

- Oh my God, they're so fit.

- They're like models.

- Muscles.

- And tattoos.

- Tats.

- Be careful, we're like double
trouble.

- Well they're nothing
but a bit of eye candy.

- No, but we need some,

there hasn't been any, right?

- Yeah, that's true.

- Have you seen Tom yet?

- Do you know what I have,

I seen him but I haven't
actually spoken to him yet.

- Have you not?

- No, he hasn't spoke to me.

He hasn't said nothing
about a third date yet?

- Has he not?

- No.

- Did you kiss him?

- Yeah, I kissed him.

- Did you?

- You all right girls?

Just gonna grab a drink quickly.

- All right, see you in a bit.

- I don't understand why
he didn't stop and chat?

- He's taken me on two dates

and has not talked to me.

- That's really weird.

- That's not really on, is it?

[bottles clinking]

[Irish music]

[guests clapping]

[guests cheering]

- Hey!

Top of the evening to ya'.

Basically, seeing as
it's Saint Patrick's Day

and I'm actually half Irish,

I want to throw a bit of my
Irish heritage

into one big party

and I want to do it Essex's
style,

with all my friends here
together.

Come on!

I do have to say thanks quickly.

Bobby and Charlie, you know I
would love

to say this is all my hard work

and I know I've done a lot of it

but I do want to thank you.

And I want to say ya know,

if it wasn't for two I wouldn't
be able

to put on this great, amazing
evening.

Thank you guys, lets hear
it for Bobby and Charlie.

[guests clapping]

[fast-paced music]

- Is that Michael Jackson?

- And it says bad?

- Yeah, I have the whole arm

- Oh my God, he has another one

of Michael Jackson, king of pop

and he has got Michael
Jackson written there.

- Is that what you do?

- Yeah, yeah I do.

We're thinking about opening

a tattoo shop in Brentwood.

- Oh amazing.

- [Danni] Have you got a sore
throat?

- No, it's just my voice.

- Oh it's well sweet.

Actually is, it's like funky.

You've got gorgeous eyes,

they're very nice.

- Are you comin' on to me?

- No, complimenting your eyes,

they're really nice.

- We've only just met.

- I know we're Essex girls

but we're not that fast.

- Really?

- So are you's friends of
Kirk's?

- Yeah, you's two are
like a how many questions.

- You're acting like we're
desperate.

- We are [laughs].

- Time to eat some jelly.

- How good is tonight?

- Oh, it's so good, ain't it?

- It's literally, I could not
believe the Irish dancing.

- I know.

- [Jasmin] Are you enjoying your
night?

- Yeah, you?

- It's good, isn't it?

- Hi.

- This is my best friend
Abigail.

- Hi.

- We met the other night.

- Yeah, I haven't met you yet.

- No, we haven't.

You were on a date with Tom,
wasn't you?

How was your date?

- It was really good.

- Oh good.

- What happened?

- [Abigail] Gettin' on
like a house on fire.

- [Jasmin] Goin' in for the
kill.

- Exactly.

- Do you fancy him?

- Yeah, he's got really nice
eyes.

- 'Cause we was with Diags today

and we had the conversation
about it

and we was all winding up Diags

'cause we was saying did

Diags still fancy you.

- Diags is that kind of person,

he doesn't really admit
his feelings tough.

- Why does he still fancy you
then?

- I think he does.

- [Abigail] No idea.

- I reckon he does.

- [Sam] Have you spoken
to him tonight, Tom?

- Not really.

- What, why?

- [Abigail] I don't know.

- That's a bit embarrassing.

- What, you've been out on two
dates

but he's not spoken to you?

- [Jasmin] I think he's a bit
shy though.

I reckon Tom gets a bit shy.

- Well, I'd be absolutely
fuming.

- No, you've got to wait for the
boy

to walk up to you.

- No mate if a man loves ya,

if a man wants ya he'd be

showing you off on his arm.

- Yeah.

- Maybe it's because Diags
is here, you never know.

They are friends,

it might be a bit hard between
them.

- I don't think Diags liked me
at all.

Like literally at all.

- You might think that way

but Diags might not.

- Oh, don't say that.

- Listen just remember people's
feelings.

- Are you gonna go on
another date then with Tom?

- Well, if he like asks me to,

if he talks to me tonight.

- Okay girls, have a good night,
yeah.

We'll see you in a little while.

- See you later.

- Good night.

- That was a bit awkward.

They're really nice girls
like Sam but Frankie,

I think she was diggin'
you out a little bit.

- Kind of yeah, I think she was.

- I think she's gettin' a bit
funny

because obviously you,

she doesn't really know that you

haven't dated Diags and
she was getting that--

I think Frankie's just
a bit over protective.

- Yeah, I think that's what it
is.

- Of Tom and Diags 'cause
she's really close to them.

- I think the whole like saying
about Tom

not saying hello to you
was a bit unnecessary.

- I haven't even really
seen him that much.

- You know what I mean
making you look a bit silly.

- I'm not gonna go chasing after
a guy.

- Don't, don't, he can come up
to you,

do ya' know what I mean?

- Yeah, that's him, he can sort
that out.

I'm not doin' that.

- You have to do what you need
to do,

don't give a shit.

- Yeah, it's true.

[Irish music]
[feet stomping]

- Ain't it like tap dancing
basically, ain't it?

- No.

- It is though 'cause
their shoes are like that.

- But why do they stand like
that?

Surely, this dance is good.

But if you do this, it's
even better, isn't it?

- No that's the whole point of
it,

straight back simons.

What's going on with
you and fucking Ricky?

- He's not keen on my family and
stuff.

- Saying what?

Just talkin' shit really.

He's been saying like my
sister's dumb and stuff.

- Does Jasmin know this as well?

- Yeah, I think she's like upset
about it.

- I feel like you're my little
brother,

just like your my bother's best
mate

and don't like the fact that
he's being

all rude to ya'.

He's gone a step to far.

He don't need to be saying
anything about your family.

Bringing your family into it,

that's a little bit out of
order.

- Don't start shoutin' and
don't loose your temper,

just ask what his problem is.

Be like, one, you don't even
know me

so what are you talkin' about?

Two, why are you sayin' it
behind my back,

say it to my face.

- Yeah of course, that's
what I wanna know like.

- Me and Joey have been in rows

with Ricky before

and it's like when you go over

and start tryin' to talk to him,

he'll just try and shout over
ya'.

I know what he's like,

just be calm mate and
ask what his problem is.

We'll have your back, whatever
happens.

- Yeah, I appreciate that.

[Irish music]

- All right, guys?

- Bob!

- How's it going?

- Its all I bit professional,

I cant understand all this.

- Do ya' know what?

Not a drop of alcohol has passed
my lips.

I'm just being 100%
professional.

Don't try them though, I'm not
sure.

- Oh man, I couldn't even bury
them.

- This is my new job.

I've set up a partying
planning organising.

- Ah, you're lovin' it?

- Absolutely lovin' it.

- [Sam] That is amazing.

- Organising parties for massive
do's?

- Well yeah, this is it,

kind of parties, birthdays,
proms.

I though I would speak to you.

I could help you out.

Do you need me for the opening
of Fuzy?

- Basically, I wanna do like
a fashion show somewhere.

- [Bobby] Amazing.

- But I want everyone to
dress up as me, sort of thing.

- If you wanna on a little
fashion show,

I will have ducks everywhere.

It will look like a pond.

- That's what I want.

Can you 100% do it?

- Promise?

- [Frankie] Excited,
Bobby's got a second job.

- You know it.

[headset murmuring]

Sorry guys, I'm gonna have to
go.

Lovely to see you.

Let me know about Fuzy.

- I love the ear thing.

- He's doing well to be
far, this party's sick.

[Irish music]
[feet stomping]

- Chris looked funny, didn't he?

- Yeah [laughing].

- Seriously [laughing]

- Tint you're eyebrows,
beard and all of that.

- He got his eyebrows tinted

and then he covered the up
with [muffled speaking].

- Hello.

- You all right?

- Yeah, I'm all right.

- You all right, Jas?

- I'm just a bit
disappointed in you Ricky.

- Listen, I know why you're
here--

- Yeah.

- Someone asked me,

Don't, don't come in here
and start being aggressive.

- No, no, wait, wait, it's fine.

- Who you talking to?

Calm your self down for a
second.

- Calm down.

- You're talkin' shit
about my family, yeah?

- Gis, wait for the story

and then you fucking listen
right.

Do you know what I mean you
donut?

- Gis?

- Why you shouting at a girl?

- Wait, your jacket is blurring
me, Gis.

- What ya' mean [muffled
speaking]?

- You're jacket is blurring me.

- You said that you're
not to keen on my family.

- I didn't say that.

All I spoke about was you

and I said you're actually very
clever.

I don't understand how
that has been twisted

and honestly, if I had a
bad word to say about ya',

I'm straight up.

I'd say it right now, all right?

Well I don't know you's.

- No disrespect to you
but at the dinner party

it was a little bit
uncomfortable

and then we made up
and we was like friends

so I don't understand where
this has all come from.

- Ricky was just saying that he
thinks

that you're very intelligent--

- Yeah, I know I'm intelligent.

I am an intelligent girl.

- Right and he was just
saying he thinks...

One minute,

he thinks you act dumb.

- Why do I act dumb though
Ricky?

- I was giving you a compliment.

Because you come in and
your like, "Oh hello."

The way you flaunt around,

I know you're a clever girl.

- But that's what girls are
like.

I am a party, Essex, confident
girl.

- I said no, she's very clever.

- I think it's a comment that
was made

that was probably not meant to
be

as harsh as what it sounds.

He doesn't mean what he said.

And listen I think there
is no reason for us to row,

we don't even know each other

and we can forget about this
okay?

- I'm sickened.

I wasn't being horrible

and it may come across horrible
but--

- You just need to be careful
then

when people are saying stuff.

- No, no, no, I get that.

I get that, but you've got to be
careful

when you're hearin' stuff as
well.

- All right, sweet.

- All right, cool.

[fast-paced music]

- Basically, it looks like

I've been avoiding you tonight,

a little bit, doesn't it?

- Yeah it does.

- And I think I have been a
little bit

but basically, it's
nothing to do with you.

But, I just think it's like

at first I didn't think it'd be
weird

that you like kissed Diags.

And I just don't know what me

and him have been just like,

people keep bringing it up
to us and stuff like that.

I just don't need it.

Its nothing to do with you,

it's a few things that add up
together

and I'm like oh I don't think
I'm actually

ready for a relationship at the
moment.

So we can still be mates and
that, yeah?

- Yeah, oh well.

- Whatever happens, happens.

- Exactly.

- Cheers then.

Have a good night.