Original subtitles

the tans you see might be fake

but the people are all real,

although some of what they do

has been created for your entertainment.

Previously on The Only Way is Essex.

[laughing]

- Where's Gemma and Arg?

- We could actually smash events organising.

- L-E-O, Luxury Event Organisers.

- When you say you've got on with her,

you mean slept with her or kissed her?

- I just kissed her.

- How the hell did you do that?

- Go!

- I told ya' I don't kiss on first dates.

- I'm gonna rip that cheap wig off your head.

- You ain't real.

You ain't real.

- All right Vanessa Feltz,

I'll leave you to it.

I'm done.

[upbeat music]

- [Sam] Why do you want to fly?

- I don't know, just always dreamed

of being a super hero.

I'm gonna be Skyman, yeah, Flyman.

Basically right, I'm excited.

I want it to be now.

I booked the mini bus.

It's me, you, Frankie, Chloe, Diags and Kirk.

Six of us.

We're gonna start flying,

fly like we've never flown before.

You got it?

- Brilliant, I got it.

- [Joey] Are you excited?

- Yeah, I'm really excited.

- I'm excited, I can't wait.

- [Sam] Show me again, how you're gonna fly.

Jump up and do this really fast.

It does work, I promise you.

See!

- Did I fly?

- Yeah [laughing].

- I'm not gonna fly, am I?

You're winding me up.

- You fall [laughing] for everything.

You're winding me up.

[lively music]

- You've done it quite nice actually.

It's quite really, really natural.

- Natural look just for like the day,

do you know what I mean?

You don't want to go too much.

- Oh my God, tell me what happened on your date?

- [laughing] Oh my God, I haven't even told you.

- [Jasmin] I know, hello?

- Oh my god, so basically, we turned up

in the middle of nowhere, in this field.

- Oh my god, was it dogging?

- Of course it wasn't dogging, oh my God.

Gets out the car,

we're going night fishin'.

- What, are you joking?

- Bloody night fishing!

- What the fuck?

- How was fishing?

- It was all right, you know.

I think she was a bit weirded out by it

at the start.

She's turned up in like

a tiny little dress and louboutins

and obviously, we was late night fishing.

- So did you fancy her?

- [Tom] Yeah.

- You can tell you fucking fancied her, you can tell.

- There was so much that sexual tension.

- Hello!

That's the main thing though.

- No but it was like proper flirting.

- Did you kiss him?

I don't ever kiss on the first date, do I?

- No, no, you shouldn't really.

- It's like my number one rule.

I think like the third date, I'll kiss him.

- You have to play hard to get.

- Basically, I went through loads of effort

with this fishing date.

I brought her willies, she got in the sleeping bag,

I got her coat.

I didn't get a kiss out of it.

She didn't stay the night

because obviously she had to get back to her vicar dad.

- Vicar?

- So what's a vicar, like a church person?

- [Tom] Yeah.

- So what happens on date number two?

- Where are you going?

- I have no idea.

- Again?

- I know, he's just keeping everything from me.

[slow music]

- [Chris] You havin' your hands done mate?

- Yeah I know but I'm not havin'

my eye brows done am i or tinted.

- We'll tint your brow,

which we'll leave on for probably

about for six to eight minutes,

depending on what colour it's going

and what you like.

Or of course, we could do no brow

and take your brow off completely.

It will make you look very manly.

- Will it?

- Yes.

- [Ricky] He's gotta do it.

- I'll do it then.

- Manly.

- If I really could get my hands on you,

I could actually take off some of this by waxing.

- I promise you now,

I do not know one guy except you,

that's had this done.

- Bobby.

- I mean a guy [laughs].

- I'm just gonna mix up your tint for you.

- Okay.

- See you in a bit.

- See you in a bit.

- I've heard that Charlie and Bobby

are starting up like an events company.

You know, obviously, with Paddy's Day coming round,

Bobby and Charlie want to test out their skills

and they're gonna arrange all the event

and all the goings on.

- Perfect combo, 'cause Charlie's

got catering background

and Bobby's got an eye for design.

- When someone asked me about it,

I said that I think Bobby will be really good at it.

Charlie sets his mind to things

and he just follows it through.

So them two in combination together will be really well.

- It's gonna be like sweet and sour, isn't it?

Like sweet and sour chicken bowls,

it just works.

- I'm half Irish, okay?

Saint Patrick's Day is comin' up

and I want to throw, in aid of my Irish heritage,

a massive Saint Patrick's Day party.

I want to go all out, put it that way.

Don't think that you need to hold back,

'cause I want it to be a proper good party.

The theme's gonna be Irish.

We've got a bit of a budget,

so nice glamorous venue.

- Yep.

- Colour scheme, green.

I quite like in "The Titanic,"

where they went to the basement

and they had all that their flat caps

and girls in corsets.

Food, let's think of some Irish food.

Irish Stew.

- Bacon and cabbage.

- My Nan loves bacon and cabbage.

- That's traditional.

- Potatoes.

- Irish drinks, obviously we've got the black stuff.

- Yeah.

- And also red lemonade.

I love it, I drink it all day long.

- Cherry Aid?

- No, it's just like lemonade but red, really.

Entertainment, I love Lord of the Dance.

I want a lot of Irish dancing.

I want fiddlers playing,

I want lots of fiddles.

I want it to be a proper flash, knees up,

everyone gettin' pissed but a really good time.

- Right.

- Is Gemma gonna have a problem

with us organising it?

- I don't know, probably, yeah

but oh well.

- Me and Gemma are so close,

I consider her one of my best friends

and I feel like we have a married couple

that's really at the last stage of their relationship

and I think, "Are we gonna get divorced," Arg.

Do we need to cut each other out of our lives.

- I think she's deeply unhappy.

She's madly in love with you,

it obvious and I'm just sayin' it

because it's there.

And I think that absolutely frustrates

the life out of her.

She's obviously got her own issues and insecurities

and I think she's come over and she tries

to put on this, "I'm the real deal"

and this whole hard image

but really, I think she's a unhappy girl, Arg.

- It would take a big, big man

to intimidate Gemma.

She's got the balls of a Trojan, isn't she.

- Right, yeah.

- I mean, she can hold her own.

She's a fucking piece of work

when it comes to a row,

no one has to feel sorry for her.

- I don't know.

I'm gonna have a little catch up with her

and see what's going on.

- Okay, good luck.

- Cheers, to the party.

- To the party.

- He starts goin', "I wanna take that wig

off your head."

He basically said that he couldn't give

a flyin'--

- F?

- About slimming club and that I was a nutter.

Charlie was just standing there like,

"Uh uh uh, what's going on here?"

You know what, when them two get together,

I hate to say it but my gut feeling tells me

they're not always very genuine about me.

- I just don't get it because

one minute you and Bobby are really close

and you've know each other for years

and you're really good friends.

- Yeah.

- But then why does he fly off the handle like that?

It's not normal.

- I've got nowhere to live.

I'm still living in a hotel.

And really, has Bobby been there for me?

No.

- You can't be there for long though, Gem.

I bet it's costing a fortune.

- Yeah, about 800 quid now.

- Yeah, you order room service?

- Every time I want a cup of tea,

I have to dial zero.

- That's annoying.

[rhythmic music]

- Does anyone know how you do this?

- It's inside right?

It's inside a dome.

- What my vision is we're going into a dome,

like a secret dome

and then we're gonna get inside,

we're gonna put our suits on,

maybe a pair of goggles, ski man, what they say do, do.

And then we're gonna start flyin' about like nutters.

- We gotta wear goggles?

- Yeah, well when you think about it really,

we'll just put it, for our eyelashes,

so they don't fly off.

'Cause you don't want that to happen, really.

That'd be ugh.

- If you didn't wear goggles,

your eyelids would fall out.

Your eyelids fall out.

Who's excited?

- Me, I can't wait to do this.

- I'm well excited.

I want us to be the Skygirls and the Skymen.

- Okay.

- I think I'll be surprised

if the girls might be better than the boys.

- No, won't happen.

[fast-paced music]

- I think that we're still struggling to lose weight

and with all the pressure

that I'm under at the minute,

I just really believe that having

hypnotherapy is gonna help.

- I'm not digging you out

but are you happy at the moment Gemma?

- Well, what do you think Arg?

- What's the matter?

- In my head, I wanted to be married by now,

have two twin girls.

One called Dolce Vita and one called Dolce Bella.

I wanted to have my perfect man,

perfect house, perfect life but

it hasn't happened for me.

- But why do you think it hasn't happened for you?

- Don't know.

- Let's face the facts at the moment,

you're Mom's not talking to you.

Bobby and Charlie aren't talking to you.

I love you to bits,

I'm being as patient as I can be.

You're even gettin' on my nerves a little bit.

You're doing everything in your power

just to argue with people all the time.

- You know what?

You talk absolute shit.

So shut your mouth.

- You are rowing with people.

- You are talking shit.

- Are you rowing with people?

- No, I'm not.

- You're obviously hurting inside, aren't ya?

And you're not telling me exactly what's wrong.

What we gonna do to help you out?

Let's be honest with each other,

it's not goin' great at the moment, is it?

Wipe your tears away from your face, please.

Gemma, I'm the only one that tells you straight.

I'm the only one that can be honest

with you and tell you.

Sam, Billie, and Jess, they all love you to bits

but they're too scared to tell you

what's really going on.

They're worried about upsetting you.

I mean, I tell you everything.

I'm trying to be there for you and be honest

but you're just not.

I want you just to chill out and calm down.

We need to do something, don't we?

- James, you're nothing to me.

You're nothing.

- Right.

[upbeat music]

[laughing]

- [Kirk] You in?

- [Frankie] My foot's stuck.

- Now watch my eyelashes.

- Ow!

[Upbeat music]

- I loved it!

- I didn't.

- You're actually Skyman now.

- [Group] Skyman!

[fast-paced music]

- I'm after Westlife or Jedward or Louis Walsh

or someone like that.

My name's Bobby Norris.

N-O double R for rabbit, I for igloo, S for slutdrop.

- Bobby, professional.

- Just off the top of your head,

do you have any idea what kind

of price range we're looking at?

1,600, thanks honey, bye.

- Bobby, I'm worried, 1,600 quid.

- 1,600 and that's for a Westlife group.

- He hasn't really given us much of a budget.

You know the number I sent you,

give them a call.

- Hi ya', I was wondering if you could help me.

Is Irish dancing like Riverdance?

- Bob.

- Brilliant.

Do you have boys as well?

Yeah, we want some boys.

What kind of price are we looking at?

500, what about if we loose a couple of dancers?

300 pounds, brilliant, excellent.

- That's the budget mate, 300 quid.

- And how do we rectify this

'cause he wasn't go any lower than that?

I'm gonna have to phone up and cancel the dancers

because otherwise, all we've got are them

six potato cakes.

And that's not gonna feed 40 people.

- I need to loose about four stone

and I've tried every single diet ever

and none of them seem to work

so this is my last hope.

- What it does, the hypnotic gastric band

essentially making you think that

your stomach has been shrunk to

about half it's normal size.

- Do you have to give up like all treats with this--

- [John] Pretty much.

- So say like think I did want

a little bit of chocolate,

will I still be able to eat it?

- Absolutely, you can eat whatever you want.

- Can the gastric band burst?

- It's not a real gastric band.

- No, I know that but could it

all of a sudden just like mentally,

could it burst?

- Oh, like mentally could you make

your stomach burst?

Absolutely not, no.

- So how are you able to tell

if I can have a gastric band?

- Well, I've got quite a simple test.

Stand up for me.

Put your hand out in front of you

and just look at the end of your finger.

Follow your finger around

until you've gone as far as you can.

Just remember the point on the wall

when you feel you can't go any further.

There you go.

Got it?

- Yeah.

- Okay, remember that point on the wall.

- Yeah.

- Okay, great.

Now come back to where you were,

put your arms by your side,

close your eyes.

Now Gemma, in your mind

and only in your mind, I want you

to imagine your right hand coming up

in the same way as it did before

but this time you feel different.

This time, you feel more focused.

This time you feel more powerful.

This time you feel more confident.

You can actually go far, far beyond

where you felt you couldn't go any further.

So much further around,

and around and around the room

you can't believe how much further

you can go when you put your mind to it.

Now take a deep breath in,

let it out,

open your eyes. [fingers snapping]

Okay, do that again

and see how much further you go.

How much further is that?

- Like about five inches.

- Five inches.

Am I receptive then?

- That would work, yeah, absolutely.

Basically, if you say that you went

about another 30% further that time around.

What would another 30% mean in your life,

in terms of like confidence,

in terms of like happiness,

in terms of everything,

Do you know what I mean,

it would make a big difference wouldn't it?

- I'd be ruling the world.

- I'm freaking out right now

about this catering side of things.

I mean, I haven't actually done

cooking for a long time.

Everyone's gonna have a sample of a potato cake.

Everyone's gonna have maybe a bit of bacon and cabbage,

maybe a potato salad.

No one needs to have a full blown meal.

Arg's gotta know that he's not gonna get

the party of the year.

It's just unrealistic with the budget he's given us.

And with the time that we've got,

you can't do that.

Come on, we've gotta be realistic.

- Well let's call back

and admit to my error.

- Yeah.

- I cant believe I have agreed

to 300 pound dancers when we

only have 300 pounds to spend--

- Just say there has been a mishap in communication.

- It's gone to voicemail,

should I just leave a voicemail?

- Yeah.

- Sorry to do this to you

but I've just been speaking to Charlie,

my business partner

and it seems that I've got a bit carried away

and

[Charlie laughing]

I've blown the whole budget on the dancers

and that's without any food.

So I was wondering if you could call me back please

and try, if we could come to some kind

of major, major, major

discount/free would be brilliant.

There is a sausage in our gravy in it

for all of you and your dancers.

- No, no.

- No, there's no sausages in it

but there are potato cakes

and anything you want.

We will be accompanying that.

So if you could call me back,

that would be brilliant, thanks.

- Bloody hell, Bob.

- The only thing you need to concentrate on

is the sound of my voice.

In a moment, I'm going to bring you back into the room

and back into the here and now.

Open your eyes, [fingers snapping]

wide awake, wide awake, wide awake.

How do you feel?

- I feel thinner already.

- [laughing] Fantastic.

- This is gonna change my life.

- I hope so.

- I hope so.

- I can feel it.

- Cheers mate, thanks a lot.

- No worries, no worries.

- Thank you.

James, you're saying thanks a lot to him

like he's done you a favour.

- He has.

What, because you want me to lose weight

and then you want to marry me basically?

- No, hopefully you'll lose a bit of weight

and then you'll chill out.

- Shut up, James.

- Would you jump out of a real plane?

- I don't think I would.

- Would you?

- I wouldn't do it next week, obviously.

- The boys have so much energy, don't they?

- Oh my God.

Like after that, sit down and have a glass of wine

is what I needed.

But they're like off wherever they've gone playing.

- Ah, do you know my back's half hurting.

- [Sam] What's wrong with it.

- I've just got a really bad back.

At first I thought it was

because I had my boobs done,

'cause I've only had them done six months

but I've gone to two chiropodists about the back.

I've got all trapped nerves in my shoulder.

- Aren't chiropodist for feet?

- 'Cause basically I carry all my weight

on my right including really heavy handbags.

So I've actually pulled my spine.

I've made my spine go like that.

- Yes, got it!

No!

Look all I'm saying is if he's having a good time,

then good luck to Tom Pearce.

- [Kirk] You won't be jealous though?

- Nah.

- Would you have wanted Tom to come with us

so you could go on a date with her as well?

- How can you be jealous

when you have faith like ours?

- [suspenseful music]

- You're really mysterious,

I can't work you out at all.

You have such mysterious eyes.

- You think I'm up to something?

- Well tell me a bit more about ya'.

- I was an investment dealer.

- So you still work in the city then?

- Yeah.

- So you're really good with numbers?

- Yeah, I'm all right with figures, yeah.

[upbeat music]

- It's a bit weird seeing Joey and Diags without Tom.

- I know.

- [Chloe] Like the three musketeers.

- But he's on a date, isn't he, a second date?

- Is it the second one already?

- Yeah.

- [Chloe] Wow, he moves fast.

- Well she does.

- Now and again it's all right to have your boobs out

if you're going on a girls night out

and you want to wear a little dress

but in reality, it's never a good look

is it to have them hanging right out?

- I think Tom should be a bit careful, though

'cause she obviously don't care

about other people's feelings

'cause she's done it to Diags.

- Well, they can step off of Diags--

- Yeah [laughing].

- I mean it.

- He's taken.

- I mean Jasmin and booby whatever her name is

better step right off.

Diags is mine.

Look at her mate and her mate

has gone out with how many guys

in the same group of friends.

- [Sam] Yeah, Arg.

- Kirk and Charlie.

I think that girl like a bit far out for Tom.

- He's shy, isn't he?

- Yeah, then opposites attract sometimes.

- Or boobs attract.

- Boys have taken a piss because you kissed Diags

on the first night you met him

and then, you didn't kiss me on the first date.

- I didn't kiss you yet.

- Well I wanted to know,

was it because you actually didn't want to

or was it because you wanted to stick to your rule

and obviously, you wanted to stick by it.

- I gotta stick by my rule, don't I?

Why are you different?

- So you did secretly want to kiss me,

you did, didn't you?

- That'd be telling, wouldn't it? [laughs]

- I'll take that as a yes.

[can spraying]

- The thing is the key is to multitask.

That's what I'm thinking.

- Oh God, yeah

and I mean I've waited 26 years

to wear one of these.

'Cause I just feel like Britney Spears.

So I'm gonna like check in

with you throughout the night

and say like, "Testing, testing,

"have we got any cupcakes left?"

Can you hear me?

- No.

- You've got to turn me on.

- I've done that before haven't I?

- There's a problem on the door, over.

- Call security.

- I love this.

- It's second date, it's not your first date rule,

we won't be breaking any rules.

Give me a little kiss now.

So what do you reckon?

I reckon you wanna, I can tell.

- Maybe a bit.

- Yeah, come here.

[upbeat music]

[lips smacking]

[Irish music]

- Potato, all right girls, how you doing?

Potato.

How are you ladies?

- We're all right.

- Apparently, there's a big stone in Ireland

and if you kiss it, it brings you good luck.

And have you ever heard of the rainbow,

that at the end of the rainbow--

- Pot of gold.

- Pot of gold.

- No that's lies.

- It's not Joey.

And you think at the end of the rainbow,

if I travel to the end of the rainbow,

there's a pot of gold there?

'Cause I'll go find it right now.

[Irish music]

- Oh my God, they're so fit.

- They're like models.

- Muscles.

- And tattoos.

- Tats.

- Be careful, we're like double trouble.

- Well they're nothing but a bit of eye candy.

- No, but we need some,

there hasn't been any, right?

- Yeah, that's true.

- Have you seen Tom yet?

- Do you know what I have,

I seen him but I haven't actually spoken to him yet.

- Have you not?

- No, he hasn't spoke to me.

He hasn't said nothing about a third date yet?

- Has he not?

- No.

- Did you kiss him?

- Yeah, I kissed him.

- Did you?

- You all right girls?

Just gonna grab a drink quickly.

- All right, see you in a bit.

- I don't understand why he didn't stop and chat?

- He's taken me on two dates

and has not talked to me.

- That's really weird.

- That's not really on, is it?

[bottles clinking]

[Irish music]

[guests clapping]

[guests cheering]

- Hey!

Top of the evening to ya'.

Basically, seeing as it's Saint Patrick's Day

and I'm actually half Irish,

I want to throw a bit of my Irish heritage

into one big party

and I want to do it Essex's style,

with all my friends here together.

Come on!

I do have to say thanks quickly.

Bobby and Charlie, you know I would love

to say this is all my hard work

and I know I've done a lot of it

but I do want to thank you.

And I want to say ya know,

if it wasn't for two I wouldn't be able

to put on this great, amazing evening.

Thank you guys, lets hear it for Bobby and Charlie.

[guests clapping]

[fast-paced music]

- Is that Michael Jackson?

- And it says bad?

- Yeah, I have the whole arm

- Oh my God, he has another one

of Michael Jackson, king of pop

and he has got Michael Jackson written there.

- Is that what you do?

- Yeah, yeah I do.

We're thinking about opening

a tattoo shop in Brentwood.

- Oh amazing.

- [Danni] Have you got a sore throat?

- No, it's just my voice.

- Oh it's well sweet.

Actually is, it's like funky.

You've got gorgeous eyes,

they're very nice.

- Are you comin' on to me?

- No, complimenting your eyes,

they're really nice.

- We've only just met.

- I know we're Essex girls

but we're not that fast.

- Really?

- So are you's friends of Kirk's?

- Yeah, you's two are like a how many questions.

- You're acting like we're desperate.

- We are [laughs].

- Time to eat some jelly.

- How good is tonight?

- Oh, it's so good, ain't it?

- It's literally, I could not believe the Irish dancing.

- I know.

- [Jasmin] Are you enjoying your night?

- Yeah, you?

- It's good, isn't it?

- Hi.

- This is my best friend Abigail.

- Hi.

- We met the other night.

- Yeah, I haven't met you yet.

- No, we haven't.

You were on a date with Tom, wasn't you?

How was your date?

- It was really good.

- Oh good.

- What happened?

- [Abigail] Gettin' on like a house on fire.

- [Jasmin] Goin' in for the kill.

- Exactly.

- Do you fancy him?

- Yeah, he's got really nice eyes.

- 'Cause we was with Diags today

and we had the conversation about it

and we was all winding up Diags

'cause we was saying did

Diags still fancy you.

- Diags is that kind of person,

he doesn't really admit his feelings tough.

- Why does he still fancy you then?

- I think he does.

- [Abigail] No idea.

- I reckon he does.

- [Sam] Have you spoken to him tonight, Tom?

- Not really.

- What, why?

- [Abigail] I don't know.

- That's a bit embarrassing.

- What, you've been out on two dates

but he's not spoken to you?

- [Jasmin] I think he's a bit shy though.

I reckon Tom gets a bit shy.

- Well, I'd be absolutely fuming.

- No, you've got to wait for the boy

to walk up to you.

- No mate if a man loves ya,

if a man wants ya he'd be

showing you off on his arm.

- Yeah.

- Maybe it's because Diags is here, you never know.

They are friends,

it might be a bit hard between them.

- I don't think Diags liked me at all.

Like literally at all.

- You might think that way

but Diags might not.

- Oh, don't say that.

- Listen just remember people's feelings.

- Are you gonna go on another date then with Tom?

- Well, if he like asks me to,

if he talks to me tonight.

- Okay girls, have a good night, yeah.

We'll see you in a little while.

- See you later.

- Good night.

- That was a bit awkward.

They're really nice girls like Sam but Frankie,

I think she was diggin' you out a little bit.

- Kind of yeah, I think she was.

- I think she's gettin' a bit funny

because obviously you,

she doesn't really know that you

haven't dated Diags and she was getting that--

I think Frankie's just a bit over protective.

- Yeah, I think that's what it is.

- Of Tom and Diags 'cause she's really close to them.

- I think the whole like saying about Tom

not saying hello to you was a bit unnecessary.

- I haven't even really seen him that much.

- You know what I mean making you look a bit silly.

- I'm not gonna go chasing after a guy.

- Don't, don't, he can come up to you,

do ya' know what I mean?

- Yeah, that's him, he can sort that out.

I'm not doin' that.

- You have to do what you need to do,

don't give a shit.

- Yeah, it's true.

[Irish music] [feet stomping]

- Ain't it like tap dancing basically, ain't it?

- No.

- It is though 'cause their shoes are like that.

- But why do they stand like that?

Surely, this dance is good.

But if you do this, it's even better, isn't it?

- No that's the whole point of it,

straight back simons.

What's going on with you and fucking Ricky?

- He's not keen on my family and stuff.

- Saying what?

Just talkin' shit really.

He's been saying like my sister's dumb and stuff.

- Does Jasmin know this as well?

- Yeah, I think she's like upset about it.

- I feel like you're my little brother,

just like your my bother's best mate

and don't like the fact that he's being

all rude to ya'.

He's gone a step to far.

He don't need to be saying anything about your family.

Bringing your family into it,

that's a little bit out of order.

- Don't start shoutin' and don't loose your temper,

just ask what his problem is.

Be like, one, you don't even know me

so what are you talkin' about?

Two, why are you sayin' it behind my back,

say it to my face.

- Yeah of course, that's what I wanna know like.

- Me and Joey have been in rows

with Ricky before

and it's like when you go over

and start tryin' to talk to him,

he'll just try and shout over ya'.

I know what he's like,

just be calm mate and ask what his problem is.

We'll have your back, whatever happens.

- Yeah, I appreciate that.

[Irish music]

- All right, guys?

- Bob!

- How's it going?

- Its all I bit professional,

I cant understand all this.

- Do ya' know what?

Not a drop of alcohol has passed my lips.

I'm just being 100% professional.

Don't try them though, I'm not sure.

- Oh man, I couldn't even bury them.

- This is my new job.

I've set up a partying planning organising.

- Ah, you're lovin' it?

- Absolutely lovin' it.

- [Sam] That is amazing.

- Organising parties for massive do's?

- Well yeah, this is it,

kind of parties, birthdays, proms.

I though I would speak to you.

I could help you out.

Do you need me for the opening of Fuzy?

- Basically, I wanna do like a fashion show somewhere.

- [Bobby] Amazing.

- But I want everyone to dress up as me, sort of thing.

- If you wanna on a little fashion show,

I will have ducks everywhere.

It will look like a pond.

- That's what I want.

Can you 100% do it?

- Promise?

- [Frankie] Excited, Bobby's got a second job.

- You know it.

[headset murmuring]

Sorry guys, I'm gonna have to go.

Lovely to see you.

Let me know about Fuzy.

- I love the ear thing.

- He's doing well to be far, this party's sick.

[Irish music] [feet stomping]

- Chris looked funny, didn't he?

- Yeah [laughing].

- Seriously [laughing]

- Tint you're eyebrows, beard and all of that.

- He got his eyebrows tinted

and then he covered the up with [muffled speaking].

- Hello.

- You all right?

- Yeah, I'm all right.

- You all right, Jas?

- I'm just a bit disappointed in you Ricky.

- Listen, I know why you're here--

- Yeah.

- Someone asked me,

Don't, don't come in here and start being aggressive.

- No, no, wait, wait, it's fine.

- Who you talking to?

Calm your self down for a second.

- Calm down.

- You're talkin' shit about my family, yeah?

- Gis, wait for the story

and then you fucking listen right.

Do you know what I mean you donut?

- Gis?

- Why you shouting at a girl?

- Wait, your jacket is blurring me, Gis.

- What ya' mean [muffled speaking]?

- You're jacket is blurring me.

- You said that you're not to keen on my family.

- I didn't say that.

All I spoke about was you

and I said you're actually very clever.

I don't understand how that has been twisted

and honestly, if I had a bad word to say about ya',

I'm straight up.

I'd say it right now, all right?

Well I don't know you's.

- No disrespect to you but at the dinner party

it was a little bit uncomfortable

and then we made up and we was like friends

so I don't understand where this has all come from.

- Ricky was just saying that he thinks

that you're very intelligent--

- Yeah, I know I'm intelligent.

I am an intelligent girl.

- Right and he was just saying he thinks...

One minute,

he thinks you act dumb.

- Why do I act dumb though Ricky?

- I was giving you a compliment.

Because you come in and your like, "Oh hello."

The way you flaunt around,

I know you're a clever girl.

- But that's what girls are like.

I am a party, Essex, confident girl.

- I said no, she's very clever.

- I think it's a comment that was made

that was probably not meant to be

as harsh as what it sounds.

He doesn't mean what he said.

And listen I think there is no reason for us to row,

we don't even know each other

and we can forget about this okay?

- I'm sickened.

I wasn't being horrible

and it may come across horrible but--

- You just need to be careful then

when people are saying stuff.

- No, no, no, I get that.

I get that, but you've got to be careful

when you're hearin' stuff as well.

- All right, sweet.

- All right, cool.

[fast-paced music]

- Basically, it looks like

I've been avoiding you tonight,

a little bit, doesn't it?

- Yeah it does.

- And I think I have been a little bit

but basically, it's nothing to do with you.

But, I just think it's like

at first I didn't think it'd be weird

that you like kissed Diags.

And I just don't know what me

and him have been just like,

people keep bringing it up to us and stuff like that.

I just don't need it.

Its nothing to do with you,

it's a few things that add up together

and I'm like oh I don't think I'm actually

ready for a relationship at the moment.

So we can still be mates and that, yeah?

- Yeah, oh well.

- Whatever happens, happens.

- Exactly.

- Cheers then.

Have a good night.