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[horn music]

- [Narrator] On this series,

the tans you see might be fake,

but the people are all real,

although some of what they do

has been created for your entertainment.

Previously on "The Only Way is Essex,"

- You've lost two pounds, James.

- I actually have.

[screaming and laughing]

[splashing]

- Sometimes in life you have to just accept

your limitations.

- Are you still going to go to the South by Sea appointment?

- Have been talking to Charlie,

hi might come with me.

- Okay.

- You've got cheesy breath and cheesy teeth,

but you're not Mr. Cheese.

- Ouch.

- Do you seriously want a baby?

Babe, think about it, it's hard.

- You have to trust me your future.

- I wish I had a mom.

I miss her.

[jazzy music]

♪ The only way in up

♪ Baby

♪ You and me now

[soft music] [water running]

- Can I just say that when you sing

it does actually make me smile.

- Yeah. - You aren't that bad really.

- Im a good singer aren't I?

I could be the next Justin Bieber.

- I wouldn't say your amazing but your good.

Can i just say I really pleased

you have asked me to come to your mums grave

with you as well today.

- That's all right, that's fine its just obviously

when I get there its hard,

but its just I feel alright its just in one,

birthday and Mother's Day but yeah fine.

- Yeah.

- But I want to get out of the shower now

cause I'm getting cold, love you.

- I love you.

[upbeat music]

- I just kissed her and she has probable just eaten her poo.

- By her face she thinks it's you've just eaten poo.

- Hey, look at her, what she doing?

what you doing, mummy doesn't taste that bad.

- I'm a bit like that after I kiss you as well.

- Who would wear that colour?

- You would be surprised actually,

these are really expensive.

- What's the most expensive one you've ever made?

- 55 grand. - 55 grand for a suit.

- Yeah but it was made out of ringspun dacuna

which is the hair off a goat bollox.

- So someone had to sit there and shave

a 1000 goats bollox to make 1 suit.

- Well if there is 1000.

- Could you make a dress out of goat bollox?

- If it was going to be me making you a dress

I'd have to measure you and I wanna hear want you want

and I wanna hear what you like.

Ill make it, is you wear it. - All right.

- That means I gotta measure you then.

I could do that right now if you want.

- Okay.

- You'll have to get undressed for me to measure you.

- Right this second? - Right this second.

- Okay, right then go to bed.

Come on don't have me standing naked for ages.

How much is that?

- 36. - 36 around my bum.

- 36. - Cover me up now then.

- Cover you up.

[laughing]

[upbeat music]

- I've been here for an hour and a half.

- I'm really sorry ill be honest,

I couldn't get out of bed.

- Couldn't get out of bed?

Have you eaten though, truthfully.

- I did have a couple of crumpets, I love crumpets.

- I like crumpets with peanut butter.

- Yeah, what's been going on with you?

Mother's Day, got any plans?

- I don't know like cause my mum

done everything for me growing up.

- Yeah.

- She never really had enough money

but she thought me how to say please and thank you.

- So what are you going to do then?

- She gave me a house my whole life

so they only way to repay her is to buy her a flat.

- That would be amazing.

- That's me plan this year, that's all I wanna do.

- Yeah?

- I wanna have a jog for a minute mate.

- I'm having a break.

- That's a sprint and a half that was.

- So what's going on with you and Lauren?

You two getting back together or what?

- I'v still got feelings for her alright

like strong feelings.

- You always will mate its your first love, ya know?

- Yeah but I wanna say, lets just go our separate ways,

but I don't wanna fall out with her.

My next girlfriend I get, that's it.

I want that to be my girlfriend for ever.

- Alright how fast am I going here?

I ill let you do the speed. - Go on then.

- Not too fast. - Go on.

[laughing]

- Kirk, Kirk, Kirk stop it mate.

Stop stop.

Oh that was really quick.

[upbeat music]

- Not everyone can get away

with statement jewellery, can they?

- No, I mean like if you had a really fat neck.

- Yeah are no neck that would be a problem.

You need a neck, what's the latest with Kirk?

- Hmm, it's a headache that's what it is.

- Why?

- So he came round all upset,

we kissed each other and he fell asleep

and the next morning I get a message saying

"We're not right for each other".

- Did you kiss him or did he kiss you?

- Like both, it's just so normal.

When we see each other, its just we just immediately

go back into that mode.

- Pups you're better off out of it, you cant have that.

- [Lauren] I know.

- [Chloe] He's not man enough for you.

- No I think your right.

Like I need to speak to other guys and just distract myself.

- Get dating pups. - Okay.

- That's what you need to do, you need to rebound.

- The only way to get over one guy is to get under another.

- Is use another, that's whys they're there for.

[upbeat music]

- I'm the head of the social work here

at the British Surrogacy Centre.

How can we help you?

- I've always wanted to be a dad and ive never thought

I would be able to.

- I think that you two actually make

a really good looking couple.

How long have you been together?

- Oh were not--

- No I'm just hear as a friend supporting him.

- Okay. - Where not a couple.

- So how realistically is a baby

going to fit into your life?

Remember the biggest thing on this

is going to be the cost.

Can you afford it because at the end of the day

once we start the process, once your surrogates pregnant

you are going to have to be committed to pay these bills

and there are going to be bills.

The worst thing isn't actually paying for your surrogacy

i'ts afterwards.

Can you afford in your life to be able to bring a baby up?

- It's a good point. - Its adding up isn't it?

- So taking all that on board

do you really feel ready to have a child?

- I think a couple of people have thought

is it going to be a fashion accessory?

Its not, its not a chihuahua its not a Louie bag,

if that's the case I'd just go and buy a chihuahua

or a Louie bag, I don't want this as an accessory.

I do feel that I do want to be a dad that's for sure.

- This is a really long process.

It's not going to happen over night.

We need to come and vet you properly.

we going to need to see financials,

we need to see where you live.

We're going to have to meet some of your friends.

- Yeah fine, might be one or two friends

I probably wouldn't recommend seeing but--

- I think that you might be ready

but I need to do all of the rest of the background checks

and what have you first.

Once I've got them in then we'll let you know

if we can work with you.

- Thank you.

So your gonna have to come back here

and fill the cup so that we can check your swimmers.

- That's some cup in'it?

I might struggle to fill it all.

- [Billie] The keep popping up at night,

its becoming a bit of a nightmare really.

- Its so how I though it was going to be.

- [Billie] I know.

- They're huge, look how big they are.

I think its like, I think their really unattractive,

quite disgusting, I feel so sorry for you Bill honestly.

- I mean look, look at the state of your lawn.

- Its like big heaps of like poo.

- What do you think moles look like then,

do they look like mice?

- No there like big, like hairy rats.

- You're thinking about otters?

- Yeah. - Oh right.

- The things you see down the back,

like they got big massive tails.

- If there not that big how can they make such a mess?

- Well because they burrow up from underneath

and like they cant see as well, they're blind.

- Why do they want to build holes for,

whats the point of that?

- And also I think how can they breath under there?

- They're hardly so boarded under there,

there nothing under no shops or nothing.

What you doing for mothers day Bill?

- Were takin the mums bingo for mothers days treat.

- Getting your bingo wings out.

- [Billie] Yeah getting their bingo wings out.

[Joey screaming]

Bingo, this afternoon we are going to go trampolining.

- I'm looking forward to that.

I can actually trampoline.

- Well hopefully you been doing your pelvic floor exercises,

do you know what that is?

- No. - Im doing them know.

- Basically you thrust your hips up.

- No you don't. - Don't you?

- Its when you clench your nunny so you don't wee.

- What?

- Oh right yeah when you clench your nunny so you don't wee.

- Oh like that? - You haven't got a nunny.

- I obviously don't have a nunny but I can still--

- How can you do it if you don't have a nunny?

- I can still tence that part, area.

- Tensing your balls.

[group laughing]

[soft upbeat music]

- Do you know what, I feel like I have been hit by a truck.

- It is a mad, mad process.

- It defintly still something that I want to do

because I have always wanted to be a dad

and that feeling I don't think will ever go away.

- Where you are at now and I'm being honest with you

as your friend I think than there is other things

that maybe need to be sorted before this process begins

and this is kind of why I do agree a little bit

with what Gemma says in a sense of look at the big picture.

Make sure your stable and then do it.

- I do want to be financially in a situation

where I can give my baby everything it needs and more,

but I do still stand by what I first said.

Priories for a baby is love and stability.

- I don't think your quite ready yet

and that is because I'm looking at the big picture

and I'm now seeing that your not as pushed for time

as what you think.

And I think that you could embark on this journey

in a few years time when things are a bit more stable

in your life and get everything out of your system

between now and then so when you do start that journey

you can give that child everything that she or he wants

and you can become totally selfless.

- Thank you for being honest.

[upbeat music]

- Hi ya Gem. - You all right?

- Yeah just getting this plant potted up.

- Made you tea there for Mothers Day.

- Ah thanks.

- Sorry its not much of a Mothers Day mum,

I've just got do much going on.

- Have ya?

- Everyone going on about the chemistry

with me and Arg--

- Well you and Arg have got chemistry

and you both do really like one another.

When Arg is with you he don't stop kissing ya, ya know?

- Well that's the thing he's always kissing me,

cuddling me, pinching me.

- That's what I mean you have got chemistry but--

- Yeah and it is a shame because if he was 32

I would marry him tomorrow.

- Yeah. - I would.

- Yeah, I could see you having an okay wedding

you know what I mean in okay or something like that.

- I always rush into relationships go,

yeah this ones perfect for me I'm going to marry him

but really I'm not.

- Your better off on your own, I'm not being funny.

It's just not worth it, it's a waste of time basically.

Your better off sometimes just being on your own.

- I'm just going to try and keep myself busy

and I'm not going to let you know the upset

make me comfort eat again.

- Comfort eating isn't the answer, we all do it.

- Yeah but like you use to give me six sandwiches

for school mum it weren't normal.

- Oh well you use to eat'em anyway. [laughing]

[soft dramatic music]

♪ Like fall twig leaves

♪ And the weight of the world

♪ Oh love the time we spent

♪ And the weight of the world

[Joey sighing]

- Don't it look lovely?

Your mum would be very proud of you.

- Every single time I come here

its like always the same.

That nothing ever changes you know what I mean?

You don't really get over it do ya?

- Its going to be something you never get over

but I think its going to be easier as you get older.

- Yeah.

- But as long as you do nice things

like this all the time it's lovely.

- Couldn't imagine what it was like for my dad

you know what I mean?

I was only young. - Yeah.

- Its been ages, I cant believe how long its been.

- I bet you can't imagine your mum being 50?

- That's what I mean I couldn't imagine

what she looks like at 50.

I only remember her when she was in her 30's so--

- I'm sure she looks just as beautiful.

- Hmm me too.

- Love you. - Love you too.

- I'll come down here with you whenever you want.

I'll come down here if ever you want me to.

- You can come down with me.

[dramatic music]

- [Danny] Right so the first line will be like,

Argie, Argie. - Yeah.

- Please step away from the? - onion bargie.

- Yeah and then and then its going to go into you

playing the guitar. - Like, like that?

- Yeah but--

- I definitely have to learn how

to play the guitar properly though.

Like literally ive had two lessons and I haven't got a clue.

- At least I'm good at playing the piano.

- Yeah.

How did your interview go with the modelling agency?

- Could have been better cause they was like,

"They said you gotta be six foot."

I always though I was 6'2" or something

but like obviously they said I was 5'8".

- All right. - You alright Jas?

- Yeah, what you doing?

- Nothing just-- - Hey Jackie boy.

- You all right? - Yeah I'm fine.

What are you two doing tonight?

- What are you doing?

- Going Mojo's.

Come bring your friends, and you might as well come.

Will be a good night to be fair.

- So what like, whats happening with you and Arg then?

- Its fine I think me and Arg are just friends.

- Oh are ya? - Yeah.

- Well me and Jack have a surprise.

- What do you mean, tell me, tell me what is it?

- Just listen, just listen with your ears

and not your mouth.

Three, two, one.

♪ Argie, Argie please step away from the onion bargie ♪

♪ You told us you was gonna lose weight ♪

♪ But you ain't going no where mate ♪

♪ Don't go asking Jasmin on a date ♪

♪ you got no chance that's just bait. ♪

That's sick in'it?

- You know what you two I really just think

you should just get a job.

Right I'm going to leave you two at it see you later.

- See you later.

- What? - Yours sister is salt.

- Shut up mate are you joking?

You prick. - She is.

- Oh get going on the song. - All right.

- The more bounce the more you lose.

[upbeat music]

[group cheering]

[upbeat music]

- Boing, boing, boing.

[group laughing] [upbeat music]

- Diags, it's great to see you at class

and we'd like to come up here

and tell us your mission statement.

[group clapping]

- I wanted to shed quite a few pounds, lose about a stone.

Thinking about becoming a life guard

if I find a job and I need to like,

I want to feel comfortable around the pool

when I'm like saving lives

which is what I am going to be doing.

I don't want to look ridiculous.

- Do you just want to like look at like girls

in swimming costumes and stuff?

- Most swimming clubs you go to they do an aqua aerobics,

so it's just a lot of people are wobbling about the water.

- I think it's an absolute wonderful goal

that you've got in mind.

- [Arg] Good for you mate.

- Were going to invite Bobby up now,

my glamorous assistant.

[group clapping] - Come on Bobby!

- [Gemma] Ready Bobs remember what I was, yeah?

- I remember girl, would you like to take your place?

Oh my God we've got a loss.

[group cheering]

- How much? - 11 pounds.

- Well done Gem. - Can you believe it?

A few more weeks at that mate ill be blinding.

- Lets see if anyone can beat Gemma's loss?

- Go on Argie. - Come on Arg.

- Thank you Diags. - You look great for it love.

- Thank you. - Im pleased, though.

[group groaning]

- That's a bit embarrassing. - Every little bit helps.

- Oh I nearly broke it. - We've got a gain.

[group groaning]

- [Bobby] four pounds.

[group booing]

- No lets clap him.

[group clapping]

- [Group Member] Cause he gained four pounds.

- [Bobby] Not to worry.

- I don't know why I bother.

What is the point in me coming here?

I put on more weight everytime I come here.

- Well I've lost more weight since I've been here.

11 pound in two weeks.

- That's brilliant. - That's unbelievable.

[group clapping]

[upbeat music]

- [Jasmine] Ab, I really don't know what to wear tonight.

I don't really know.

- What about that red one, that's quite nice.

- Do ya know what though I'm so glad

that you're coming out today cause some of the girls

are just so like against me,

and I just feel like I haven't even done anything wrong.

- I don't think people really know like you

as you the way I know you.

- Tonight me and you walk in that club,

be like oi oi oi look for hot boys.

- Who's going to be there?

- My brother and Jack are going.

- Oh yeah.

- And then they said there going to bring Diags and Tom P.

- Diags is like proper like got loads of banter,

have a laugh with him and then like,

Tom P is quiet, quiet next to him.

- Yeah its like you need Diags personality

and Tom Pearce's looks.

- They'd be like perfect. - Together.

- But then we don't like, I don't really know Tom Pearce.

- Yeah but you know Diags.

The thing is with you, you go definitely

for personality you just-- - Oh my God all they way.

You go for the like proper cocky ones

that are like proper fit.

- The proper muggy pricks. - The proper muggy pricks.

Can you sort me out, I'm newly single.

I think as a best friend is your duty right now.

- To find you a boyfriend? - I don't want a boyfriend.

- I won't be a cock block I'll be a wing girl.

- Yeah, I love that dress. - Okay.

- That is so nice.

- I think this would be really nice.

- [Abi] That is so nice.

- That would look really nice with your boobs

cause your boobs are like the best thing about ya.

- Are you joking?

What about my face you absolute cheek.

Oh my God yeah you're laughing.

- You went from a from like an A to a bloody G.

- There just normal boobs. - Yeah.

- Like they bounce any everything, like real boobs.

- They don't move though. - They do move.

- They don't, when your dance there like this.

[humming tune]

- I don't think there moving now.

Oh my God they don't move. [laughing]

- Go on Gem.

- [Bobby] You're so good up there.

- I use to do trampoline and

I would come first in my school.

All right love? - All right babe?

- I think you burned about 1000 calories up there.

- Well I'm having a heart attack.

- Just think your almost a stone down in two weeks.

- [Jess] You're going to look the best girl in Marbella

watch this space.

- And then all they boys are going to want that candy.

I've been for my first surrogacy meeting.

Honestly I feel like I got hit by a truck

as in the information I thought I knew

all most everything I needed to

but in hindsight I didn't really know anything.

- So what you thinking now, you changed your mind?

- I have thought about it and get

the underlining stability that I need to fall back on.

- [Jess] Good boy.

- Would you say in hindsight now that I was right?

- In a way yes certain things you said was right,

yeah definitely.

- [Mario] Going to see nanny Kim.

[bell ringing]

- [Kim] Hello darling.

- [Mario] Hello mum, happy Mother's Day.

- [Kim] Thank you.

- How are you? - Fine, you?

- Me and Lucy are happy now, were fine

but yet everyone else seems to want to ruin it

and have all their opinions.

I think people need to focus on their own relationships

and their own lives. - Oh God yes.

- And not care so much about me and Lucy.

Let us ya know Lucy's made a decision.

she's got the proof she needs so,

get out of our relationship.

Ive been betrayed by friends this week

over the last few weeks ya know?

I've had people just chat absolute rubbish about me

and all I care about is Lucy

so I think a nice trip away would be nice.

- When are you back?

- Don't know yet mum, well see what happens.

Go to Nanny Kim, yeah?

- Yeah, alright have a good time.

Don't worry about anything,

and we'll look after these alright then, love you.

- Bye mum see you soon love you too.

- Bye. - Bye bye.

[soft music]

- Three and one, 31.

One and four, 14.

- What? - Stop it Shhhhhh

- [Announcer] Four and seven 47.

- [Jess] I don't know how to play bingo.

18-two, 82.

- Ah I done it wrong. - One by itself, number one.

Eight, 0, 80.

Four, two, 42.

- [Sam] Its on, this is like serious shit in'it?

- [Announcer] Four and eight, 48.

69, 69. - House.

[group cheering]

- Have you enjoyed your Mother's Day?

- Oh definitely yes.

- Its such a shame that your mum couldn't be here though.

- Yeah I know she's gutted but she's so ill, isn't she?

- Yeah.

- [Jess] Aw on mothers day as well of all the days.

- Whens the last time you done bingo Pat?

- Oh about 10, 12 years ago.

- [Jess] What's the biggest you've ever won?

- £1000. - Ohhh.

- [Pat] It was a lot money them days.

- You could have bought a house with that?

- Well yeah, it was. - Its winning the lottery.

- It was like £1,000,000 them days.

- You didn't treat me?

- You was only a baby then, you.

♪ What are you waiting for

[upbeat electronic music]

- So Tom technically at the moment,

apart from wearing bad t-shirts you are actually single.

- Yeah what's that gotta do with me being single?

[group laughing]

- No its not a bad thing being single.

- [Tom] Yeah I know yeah.

- Join the lonely hearts club.

- [Tom] What's your sister mates name?

- Abi.

- He fancies the pants off of her.

- I haven't even spoken to her.

- You have.

- I happened to say hello in Lux, that was it.

- Well you told me you really fancy,

you really liked, you wanna take her on a date.

- Not me, not take her on a date.

- [Diag] Take her on a date.

- Well I didn't say that. - But do you want to?

- Well I don't know.

- Hi boys, how are you, all right?

- [Diag] - All right.

- How are you, this is my friend Abigail by the way.

- [Group] Hello Abi.

- Hey ya babe you alright, opps two.

- When did you lot get here?

- Yeah, all good.

- When did you get together?

- Ages ago, we've been here for ages,

getting pissed, trying to get drunk.

- Arg. - What?

- [Tom] Stop it.

- Hello, what have you cracking onto me

and now your cracking onto my bestfriend?

- [Arg] Joking.

- Right were leaving you to it, he's being rude.

See ya. - See ya have a good night.

- Wowzers, did you see her boobs mate?

They were humongous.

[upbeat music]

- When you're single like you gotta go like

and date people and see what bits you like in people,

what bits you don't wanna be like keep your options open.

- Yeah.

- And meet some nice guys like,

they gotta look like face, arse and shoes, its all going on.

- Yeah.

- Tom Pearce is well fit don't you think?

- So fit. - His eyes are so nice.

- Oh God he's looking right now.

- [Abi] Oh my God shut up.

- [Diag] She turned you down did she?

- She certainly didn't turn me down.

Me and Jasmin we're good friends

Yeah there isn't any chemistry between us but.

- Well you said you were going to do bits with her

and no bits have ever come about.

- I probable could do bits with her.

- Still?

- Probable if I tried yeah.

- Rubbish mate.

I could say I could try and do bits with,

I don't know Paris Hilton but shes not going

to do bits with me is she?

I could kick myself into thinking that

but its ain't gonna happen.

[upbeat music]

- I see Tom and Abi are flirting.

- I'ts getting a bit cosy in'it?

- [Diags] Yeah.

- Tell you what though, I've never seen

machine gun jubblies like that for a long time.

- I cant believe how big they are mate.

When they came out earlier I as like fuck.

- Absolute humongous you cant take your eyes off em.

- Ive known her while ain't I?

I got with her before.

- Got with her, when you say got with her

do you mean slept with her or kissed her?

- No just kissed her.

- How the hell did you do that?

- You don't have to I was just saying.

- No like-- - If you fancied it?

- Yeah we could do, we could do.

- Yeah, do you know how hard this is for me?

I feel like I'm shit at talking to birds now.

- Am I making things awkward?

- A little bit. - Really?

- No I'm joking.

So you wanna go for a drink?

- Yeah we could do yeah.

- Shouldn't that be you over there?

Are you a bit jealous of Tom P cracking on?

- Face it, I was texting her for quite a while

like we were messaging her and one point

she called me her hubby I called her my wife.

- What the hell, that's a bit deep.

- Yeah it went that far, but then obviously it just kind of

fizzled out and nothing really ever happened.

- Why don't you try reigniting the flame?

- Im completely single at the moment

so like so I'm like not willing to go

into like anything to much.

- Well its nothing serious, I've just come

out of a relationship as well.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- I'll have to think about it.

- You have to think about it? - Yeah.

- Listen you crack on mate, do what you gotta do

and may the best man win.

- [Chloe] You've done a great job Frank.

- I had to make it something nice.

Its Mother's Day and everything and she loved this garden

as well so. - Yeah she did

- Obviously everyone buys their mums,

Mother's Day gifts for Mothers Day

but this is just different.

It's a sky latrine you just set it alight

from underneath and it just floats away.

- That's so nice. - Yeah it is really nice.

[soft music]

[upbeat music]

- What was Carol like when she was younger?

- Oh Dear.

- I was a good girl.

- No she was a good girl yeah.

- Use three have all very similar.

Your more argumentative than Nanny though.

- Yeah.

- You wont let things drop whereas

Nanny never has a row with anyone.

- [Sam] Billie is really argumentative.

- You just get over it and then be done with it.

- So is there similarities with

your personalities with use two?

- I don't think were alike at all being honest.

- I think we sound alike. - Yeah you sound alike.

- Like in looks. - Do you think?

- We notice it as outsiders more than you two.

- She was the most perfect baby you could ever wish to have.

- Our mum says that about us perfect round heads.

- From when she was born till the age of three

I use to just look at her in her pushchair

and think God this baby is so good.

- That's never going to happens to us.

- She was the absolute dream baby.

She really was but when she got to three it all changed.

She never use to let anyone play with her toys.

She use to scream her head off if another child

picked up her toys. - Things they do kids, ey?

- Next you know Jess will be having kids.

- Oh no I reason you two will be before me.

I wonder who will be first out of all of us?

- I don't know. - Gem?

- No, I don't want to have babies yet.

I think like its all right if you got a good support network

next to you then you can help you know?

I wouldn't have a baby cause

I haven't got support so you know, it's the same with Bobby.

- You would if you had a husband.

- Yeah but obviously I cant rely on you.

- Its been a lovely Mothers Day though, cheers everyone.

[group cheering]

- To bingo. - To bingo.

To our bingo wings. - To our bingo wings.

- Frank, hi Chlo. - Alright Joe.

- I didn't want to miss out. - All right?

- Yeah I'm fine.

[dramatic music]

- Oh my God.

- Doesn't that look good Joe?

- What is it going to keep going up forever?

[dramatic music]

- [Chloe] Now it just looks like a star.

[dramatic music]

- [Frankie] Family cuddle.

[dramatic music]

- I love you very much. - You too.

[dramatic music]

[upbeat music]

- Alright Diags.

- Wifey, how you doing anyway?

- All good, all good.

- So you're not seeing anyone?

- No, not at the moment.

- You not being seen anyone since, like no one at all?

- Since the Ray, no, no one.

- fucking hell, you need to get back on the market.

- I know I know.

I need to have a boy that's got banter

like you're funny you got banter like--

- Yeah.

- If their boring like we cant be dealing with that.

- I see you cosying up to Tom.

- He's all right.

- Would you wanna go on a date with him if he asked ya?

- I don't really know him that well.

I know you but I've only proper met him a couple of times

we've been out you know what I mean?

And he like seems a nice boy.

- You don't like him, you don't like him.

- I don't know who I like.

Right I'm going to find the girls

and go ask him out, see you later.

♪ Won't be long

♪ The only way is up baby

♪ You and me now

♪ The only way is up baby

♪ You and me now

♪ The only way is up baby

♪ You and me now