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[horn music]

- [Narrator] On this series,

the tans you see might be fake,

but the people are all real,

although some of what they do

has been created for your
entertainment.

Previously on "The Only Way is
Essex,"

- You've lost two pounds, James.

- I actually have.

[screaming and laughing]

[splashing]

- Sometimes in life
you have to just accept

your limitations.

- Are you still going to go to
the South by Sea appointment?

- Have been talking to Charlie,

hi might come with me.

- Okay.

- You've got cheesy
breath and cheesy teeth,

but you're not Mr. Cheese.

- Ouch.

- Do you seriously want a baby?

Babe, think about it, it's hard.

- You have to trust me your
future.

- I wish I had a mom.

I miss her.

[jazzy music]

♪ The only way in up

♪ Baby

♪ You and me now

[soft music]
[water running]

- Can I just say that when you
sing

it does actually make me smile.

- Yeah.
- You aren't that bad really.

- Im a good singer aren't I?

I could be the next Justin
Bieber.

- I wouldn't say your
amazing but your good.

Can i just say I really pleased

you have asked me to
come to your mums grave

with you as well today.

- That's all right, that's
fine its just obviously

when I get there its hard,

but its just I feel
alright its just in one,

birthday and Mother's Day but
yeah fine.

- Yeah.

- But I want to get out of the
shower now

cause I'm getting cold, love
you.

- I love you.

[upbeat music]

- I just kissed her and she has
probable just eaten her poo.

- By her face she thinks
it's you've just eaten poo.

- Hey, look at her, what she
doing?

what you doing, mummy
doesn't taste that bad.

- I'm a bit like that
after I kiss you as well.

- Who would wear that colour?

- You would be surprised
actually,

these are really expensive.

- What's the most expensive
one you've ever made?

- 55 grand.
- 55 grand for a suit.

- Yeah but it was made
out of ringspun dacuna

which is the hair off a goat
bollox.

- So someone had to sit there
and shave

a 1000 goats bollox to make 1
suit.

- Well if there is 1000.

- Could you make a dress
out of goat bollox?

- If it was going to be
me making you a dress

I'd have to measure you and
I wanna hear want you want

and I wanna hear what you like.

Ill make it, is you wear it.
- All right.

- That means I gotta measure you
then.

I could do that right now if you
want.

- Okay.

- You'll have to get undressed
for me to measure you.

- Right this second?
- Right this second.

- Okay, right then go to bed.

Come on don't have me
standing naked for ages.

How much is that?

- 36.
- 36 around my bum.

- 36.
- Cover me up now then.

- Cover you up.

[laughing]

[upbeat music]

- I've been here for an hour and
a half.

- I'm really sorry ill be
honest,

I couldn't get out of bed.

- Couldn't get out of bed?

Have you eaten though,
truthfully.

- I did have a couple of
crumpets, I love crumpets.

- I like crumpets with peanut
butter.

- Yeah, what's been going on
with you?

Mother's Day, got any plans?

- I don't know like cause my mum

done everything for me growing
up.

- Yeah.

- She never really had enough
money

but she thought me how to
say please and thank you.

- So what are you going to do
then?

- She gave me a house my whole
life

so they only way to repay
her is to buy her a flat.

- That would be amazing.

- That's me plan this year,
that's all I wanna do.

- Yeah?

- I wanna have a jog for a
minute mate.

- I'm having a break.

- That's a sprint and a half
that was.

- So what's going on with you
and Lauren?

You two getting back together or
what?

- I'v still got feelings for her
alright

like strong feelings.

- You always will mate its
your first love, ya know?

- Yeah but I wanna say, lets
just go our separate ways,

but I don't wanna fall out with
her.

My next girlfriend I get, that's
it.

I want that to be my girlfriend
for ever.

- Alright how fast am I going
here?

I ill let you do the speed.
- Go on then.

- Not too fast.
- Go on.

[laughing]

- Kirk, Kirk, Kirk stop it mate.

Stop stop.

Oh that was really quick.

[upbeat music]

- Not everyone can get away

with statement jewellery, can
they?

- No, I mean like if you
had a really fat neck.

- Yeah are no neck that
would be a problem.

You need a neck, what's
the latest with Kirk?

- Hmm, it's a headache that's
what it is.

- Why?

- So he came round all upset,

we kissed each other and he fell
asleep

and the next morning
I get a message saying

"We're not right for each
other".

- Did you kiss him or did he
kiss you?

- Like both, it's just so
normal.

When we see each other, its
just we just immediately

go back into that mode.

- Pups you're better off out
of it, you cant have that.

- [Lauren] I know.

- [Chloe] He's not man enough
for you.

- No I think your right.

Like I need to speak to other
guys and just distract myself.

- Get dating pups.
- Okay.

- That's what you need to
do, you need to rebound.

- The only way to get over one
guy is to get under another.

- Is use another, that's
whys they're there for.

[upbeat music]

- I'm the head of the social
work here

at the British Surrogacy Centre.

How can we help you?

- I've always wanted to be
a dad and ive never thought

I would be able to.

- I think that you two actually
make

a really good looking couple.

How long have you been together?

- Oh were not--

- No I'm just hear as a
friend supporting him.

- Okay.
- Where not a couple.

- So how realistically is a baby

going to fit into your life?

Remember the biggest thing on
this

is going to be the cost.

Can you afford it because
at the end of the day

once we start the process,
once your surrogates pregnant

you are going to have to be
committed to pay these bills

and there are going to be bills.

The worst thing isn't actually
paying for your surrogacy

i'ts afterwards.

Can you afford in your life
to be able to bring a baby up?

- It's a good point.
- Its adding up isn't it?

- So taking all that on board

do you really feel ready to have
a child?

- I think a couple of people
have thought

is it going to be a fashion
accessory?

Its not, its not a chihuahua
its not a Louie bag,

if that's the case I'd
just go and buy a chihuahua

or a Louie bag, I don't
want this as an accessory.

I do feel that I do want to
be a dad that's for sure.

- This is a really long process.

It's not going to happen over
night.

We need to come and vet you
properly.

we going to need to see
financials,

we need to see where you live.

We're going to have to
meet some of your friends.

- Yeah fine, might be one or two
friends

I probably wouldn't recommend
seeing but--

- I think that you might be
ready

but I need to do all of the
rest of the background checks

and what have you first.

Once I've got them in
then we'll let you know

if we can work with you.

- Thank you.

So your gonna have to come back
here

and fill the cup so that
we can check your swimmers.

- That's some cup in'it?

I might struggle to fill it all.

- [Billie] The keep popping up
at night,

its becoming a bit of a
nightmare really.

- Its so how I though it was
going to be.

- [Billie] I know.

- They're huge, look how big
they are.

I think its like, I think
their really unattractive,

quite disgusting, I feel so
sorry for you Bill honestly.

- I mean look, look at
the state of your lawn.

- Its like big heaps of like
poo.

- What do you think moles look
like then,

do they look like mice?

- No there like big, like hairy
rats.

- You're thinking about otters?

- Yeah.
- Oh right.

- The things you see down the
back,

like they got big massive tails.

- If there not that big how
can they make such a mess?

- Well because they
burrow up from underneath

and like they cant see
as well, they're blind.

- Why do they want to build
holes for,

whats the point of that?

- And also I think how can
they breath under there?

- They're hardly so boarded
under there,

there nothing under no shops or
nothing.

What you doing for mothers day
Bill?

- Were takin the mums bingo
for mothers days treat.

- Getting your bingo wings out.

- [Billie] Yeah getting
their bingo wings out.

[Joey screaming]

Bingo, this afternoon we are
going to go trampolining.

- I'm looking forward to that.

I can actually trampoline.

- Well hopefully you been doing
your pelvic floor exercises,

do you know what that is?

- No.
- Im doing them know.

- Basically you thrust your hips
up.

- No you don't.
- Don't you?

- Its when you clench your
nunny so you don't wee.

- What?

- Oh right yeah when you clench
your nunny so you don't wee.

- Oh like that?
- You haven't got a nunny.

- I obviously don't have
a nunny but I can still--

- How can you do it if
you don't have a nunny?

- I can still tence that part,
area.

- Tensing your balls.

[group laughing]

[soft upbeat music]

- Do you know what, I feel like
I have been hit by a truck.

- It is a mad, mad process.

- It defintly still
something that I want to do

because I have always wanted to
be a dad

and that feeling I don't
think will ever go away.

- Where you are at now and
I'm being honest with you

as your friend I think
than there is other things

that maybe need to be sorted
before this process begins

and this is kind of why
I do agree a little bit

with what Gemma says in a sense
of look at the big picture.

Make sure your stable and then
do it.

- I do want to be
financially in a situation

where I can give my baby
everything it needs and more,

but I do still stand by what I
first said.

Priories for a baby is love and
stability.

- I don't think your quite ready
yet

and that is because I'm
looking at the big picture

and I'm now seeing that
your not as pushed for time

as what you think.

And I think that you could
embark on this journey

in a few years time when
things are a bit more stable

in your life and get
everything out of your system

between now and then so when
you do start that journey

you can give that child
everything that she or he wants

and you can become totally
selfless.

- Thank you for being honest.

[upbeat music]

- Hi ya Gem.
- You all right?

- Yeah just getting this plant
potted up.

- Made you tea there for Mothers
Day.

- Ah thanks.

- Sorry its not much of a
Mothers Day mum,

I've just got do much going on.

- Have ya?

- Everyone going on about the
chemistry

with me and Arg--

- Well you and Arg have got
chemistry

and you both do really like one
another.

When Arg is with you he don't
stop kissing ya, ya know?

- Well that's the thing
he's always kissing me,

cuddling me, pinching me.

- That's what I mean you
have got chemistry but--

- Yeah and it is a shame
because if he was 32

I would marry him tomorrow.

- Yeah.
- I would.

- Yeah, I could see you
having an okay wedding

you know what I mean in
okay or something like that.

- I always rush into
relationships go,

yeah this ones perfect for
me I'm going to marry him

but really I'm not.

- Your better off on your
own, I'm not being funny.

It's just not worth it, it's
a waste of time basically.

Your better off sometimes
just being on your own.

- I'm just going to try
and keep myself busy

and I'm not going to
let you know the upset

make me comfort eat again.

- Comfort eating isn't
the answer, we all do it.

- Yeah but like you use
to give me six sandwiches

for school mum it weren't
normal.

- Oh well you use to
eat'em anyway. [laughing]

[soft dramatic music]

♪ Like fall twig leaves

♪ And the weight of the world

♪ Oh love the time we spent

♪ And the weight of the world

[Joey sighing]

- Don't it look lovely?

Your mum would be very proud of
you.

- Every single time I come here

its like always the same.

That nothing ever changes
you know what I mean?

You don't really get over it do
ya?

- Its going to be something
you never get over

but I think its going to
be easier as you get older.

- Yeah.

- But as long as you do nice
things

like this all the time it's
lovely.

- Couldn't imagine what
it was like for my dad

you know what I mean?

I was only young.
- Yeah.

- Its been ages, I cant
believe how long its been.

- I bet you can't imagine
your mum being 50?

- That's what I mean I couldn't
imagine

what she looks like at 50.

I only remember her when
she was in her 30's so--

- I'm sure she looks just as
beautiful.

- Hmm me too.

- Love you.
- Love you too.

- I'll come down here with
you whenever you want.

I'll come down here if
ever you want me to.

- You can come down with me.

[dramatic music]

- [Danny] Right so the
first line will be like,

Argie, Argie.
- Yeah.

- Please step away from the?
- onion bargie.

- Yeah and then and then
its going to go into you

playing the guitar.
- Like, like that?

- Yeah but--

- I definitely have to learn how

to play the guitar properly
though.

Like literally ive had two
lessons and I haven't got a
clue.

- At least I'm good at playing
the piano.

- Yeah.

How did your interview go
with the modelling agency?

- Could have been better
cause they was like,

"They said you gotta be six
foot."

I always though I was 6'2" or
something

but like obviously they said I
was 5'8".

- All right.
- You alright Jas?

- Yeah, what you doing?

- Nothing just--
- Hey Jackie boy.

- You all right?
- Yeah I'm fine.

What are you two doing tonight?

- What are you doing?

- Going Mojo's.

Come bring your friends,
and you might as well come.

Will be a good night to be fair.

- So what like, whats happening
with you and Arg then?

- Its fine I think me
and Arg are just friends.

- Oh are ya?
- Yeah.

- Well me and Jack have a
surprise.

- What do you mean, tell
me, tell me what is it?

- Just listen, just listen with
your ears

and not your mouth.

Three, two, one.

♪ Argie, Argie please step
away from the onion bargie ♪

♪ You told us you was gonna lose
weight ♪

♪ But you ain't going no where
mate ♪

♪ Don't go asking Jasmin on a
date ♪

♪ you got no chance that's just
bait. ♪

That's sick in'it?

- You know what you
two I really just think

you should just get a job.

Right I'm going to leave
you two at it see you later.

- See you later.

- What?
- Yours sister is salt.

- Shut up mate are you joking?

You prick.
- She is.

- Oh get going on the song.
- All right.

- The more bounce the more you
lose.

[upbeat music]

[group cheering]

[upbeat music]

- Boing, boing, boing.

[group laughing]
[upbeat music]

- Diags, it's great to see you
at class

and we'd like to come up here

and tell us your mission
statement.

[group clapping]

- I wanted to shed quite a few
pounds, lose about a stone.

Thinking about becoming a life
guard

if I find a job and I need to
like,

I want to feel comfortable
around the pool

when I'm like saving lives

which is what I am going to be
doing.

I don't want to look ridiculous.

- Do you just want to
like look at like girls

in swimming costumes and stuff?

- Most swimming clubs you go
to they do an aqua aerobics,

so it's just a lot of people
are wobbling about the water.

- I think it's an absolute
wonderful goal

that you've got in mind.

- [Arg] Good for you mate.

- Were going to invite Bobby up
now,

my glamorous assistant.

[group clapping]
- Come on Bobby!

- [Gemma] Ready Bobs
remember what I was, yeah?

- I remember girl, would
you like to take your place?

Oh my God we've got a loss.

[group cheering]

- How much?
- 11 pounds.

- Well done Gem.
- Can you believe it?

A few more weeks at that
mate ill be blinding.

- Lets see if anyone
can beat Gemma's loss?

- Go on Argie.
- Come on Arg.

- Thank you Diags.
- You look great for it love.

- Thank you.
- Im pleased, though.

[group groaning]

- That's a bit embarrassing.
- Every little bit helps.

- Oh I nearly broke it.
- We've got a gain.

[group groaning]

- [Bobby] four pounds.

[group booing]

- No lets clap him.

[group clapping]

- [Group Member] Cause
he gained four pounds.

- [Bobby] Not to worry.

- I don't know why I bother.

What is the point in me coming
here?

I put on more weight
everytime I come here.

- Well I've lost more
weight since I've been here.

11 pound in two weeks.

- That's brilliant.
- That's unbelievable.

[group clapping]

[upbeat music]

- [Jasmine] Ab, I really don't
know what to wear tonight.

I don't really know.

- What about that red
one, that's quite nice.

- Do ya know what though I'm so
glad

that you're coming out today
cause some of the girls

are just so like against me,

and I just feel like I haven't
even done anything wrong.

- I don't think people
really know like you

as you the way I know you.

- Tonight me and you walk in
that club,

be like oi oi oi look for hot
boys.

- Who's going to be there?

- My brother and Jack are going.

- Oh yeah.

- And then they said there
going to bring Diags and Tom P.

- Diags is like proper
like got loads of banter,

have a laugh with him and then
like,

Tom P is quiet, quiet next to
him.

- Yeah its like you need Diags
personality

and Tom Pearce's looks.

- They'd be like perfect.
- Together.

- But then we don't like, I
don't really know Tom Pearce.

- Yeah but you know Diags.

The thing is with you, you go
definitely

for personality you just--
- Oh my God all they way.

You go for the like proper cocky
ones

that are like proper fit.

- The proper muggy pricks.
- The proper muggy pricks.

Can you sort me out, I'm newly
single.

I think as a best friend
is your duty right now.

- To find you a boyfriend?
- I don't want a boyfriend.

- I won't be a cock block
I'll be a wing girl.

- Yeah, I love that dress.
- Okay.

- That is so nice.

- I think this would be really
nice.

- [Abi] That is so nice.

- That would look really
nice with your boobs

cause your boobs are like
the best thing about ya.

- Are you joking?

What about my face you absolute
cheek.

Oh my God yeah you're laughing.

- You went from a from
like an A to a bloody G.

- There just normal boobs.
- Yeah.

- Like they bounce any
everything, like real boobs.

- They don't move though.
- They do move.

- They don't, when your
dance there like this.

[humming tune]

- I don't think there moving
now.

Oh my God they don't move.
[laughing]

- Go on Gem.

- [Bobby] You're so good up
there.

- I use to do trampoline and

I would come first in my school.

All right love?
- All right babe?

- I think you burned about
1000 calories up there.

- Well I'm having a heart
attack.

- Just think your almost
a stone down in two weeks.

- [Jess] You're going to look
the best girl in Marbella

watch this space.

- And then all they boys are
going to want that candy.

I've been for my first surrogacy
meeting.

Honestly I feel like I got hit
by a truck

as in the information I thought
I knew

all most everything I needed to

but in hindsight I didn't
really know anything.

- So what you thinking
now, you changed your mind?

- I have thought about it and
get

the underlining stability
that I need to fall back on.

- [Jess] Good boy.

- Would you say in hindsight
now that I was right?

- In a way yes certain
things you said was right,

yeah definitely.

- [Mario] Going to see nanny
Kim.

[bell ringing]

- [Kim] Hello darling.

- [Mario] Hello mum, happy
Mother's Day.

- [Kim] Thank you.

- How are you?
- Fine, you?

- Me and Lucy are happy now,
were fine

but yet everyone else
seems to want to ruin it

and have all their opinions.

I think people need to focus
on their own relationships

and their own lives.
- Oh God yes.

- And not care so much about me
and Lucy.

Let us ya know Lucy's made a
decision.

she's got the proof she needs
so,

get out of our relationship.

Ive been betrayed by friends
this week

over the last few weeks ya know?

I've had people just chat
absolute rubbish about me

and all I care about is Lucy

so I think a nice trip away
would be nice.

- When are you back?

- Don't know yet mum,
well see what happens.

Go to Nanny Kim, yeah?

- Yeah, alright have a good
time.

Don't worry about anything,

and we'll look after these
alright then, love you.

- Bye mum see you soon love you
too.

- Bye.
- Bye bye.

[soft music]

- Three and one, 31.

One and four, 14.

- What?
- Stop it Shhhhhh

- [Announcer] Four and seven 47.

- [Jess] I don't know how to
play bingo.

18-two, 82.

- Ah I done it wrong.
- One by itself, number one.

Eight, 0, 80.

Four, two, 42.

- [Sam] Its on, this is
like serious shit in'it?

- [Announcer] Four and eight,
48.

69, 69.
- House.

[group cheering]

- Have you enjoyed your Mother's
Day?

- Oh definitely yes.

- Its such a shame that your
mum couldn't be here though.

- Yeah I know she's gutted
but she's so ill, isn't she?

- Yeah.

- [Jess] Aw on mothers day
as well of all the days.

- Whens the last time you done
bingo Pat?

- Oh about 10, 12 years ago.

- [Jess] What's the
biggest you've ever won?

- £1000.
- Ohhh.

- [Pat] It was a lot money them
days.

- You could have bought a house
with that?

- Well yeah, it was.
- Its winning the lottery.

- It was like £1,000,000 them
days.

- You didn't treat me?

- You was only a baby then, you.

♪ What are you waiting for

[upbeat electronic music]

- So Tom technically at the
moment,

apart from wearing bad t-shirts
you are actually single.

- Yeah what's that gotta
do with me being single?

[group laughing]

- No its not a bad thing being
single.

- [Tom] Yeah I know yeah.

- Join the lonely hearts club.

- [Tom] What's your sister mates
name?

- Abi.

- He fancies the pants off of
her.

- I haven't even spoken to her.

- You have.

- I happened to say hello
in Lux, that was it.

- Well you told me you really
fancy,

you really liked, you
wanna take her on a date.

- Not me, not take her on a
date.

- [Diag] Take her on a date.

- Well I didn't say that.
- But do you want to?

- Well I don't know.

- Hi boys, how are you, all
right?

- [Diag] - All right.

- How are you, this is my
friend Abigail by the way.

- [Group] Hello Abi.

- Hey ya babe you alright, opps
two.

- When did you lot get here?

- Yeah, all good.

- When did you get together?

- Ages ago, we've been here for
ages,

getting pissed, trying to get
drunk.

- Arg.
- What?

- [Tom] Stop it.

- Hello, what have you cracking
onto me

and now your cracking onto my
bestfriend?

- [Arg] Joking.

- Right were leaving you
to it, he's being rude.

See ya.
- See ya have a good night.

- Wowzers, did you see her boobs
mate?

They were humongous.

[upbeat music]

- When you're single
like you gotta go like

and date people and see what
bits you like in people,

what bits you don't wanna be
like keep your options open.

- Yeah.

- And meet some nice guys like,

they gotta look like face, arse
and shoes, its all going on.

- Yeah.

- Tom Pearce is well fit don't
you think?

- So fit.
- His eyes are so nice.

- Oh God he's looking right now.

- [Abi] Oh my God shut up.

- [Diag] She turned you down did
she?

- She certainly didn't turn me
down.

Me and Jasmin we're good friends

Yeah there isn't any
chemistry between us but.

- Well you said you were
going to do bits with her

and no bits have ever come
about.

- I probable could do bits with
her.

- Still?

- Probable if I tried yeah.

- Rubbish mate.

I could say I could try and do
bits with,

I don't know Paris
Hilton but shes not going

to do bits with me is she?

I could kick myself into
thinking that

but its ain't gonna happen.

[upbeat music]

- I see Tom and Abi are
flirting.

- I'ts getting a bit cosy in'it?

- [Diags] Yeah.

- Tell you what though, I've
never seen

machine gun jubblies like
that for a long time.

- I cant believe how big they
are mate.

When they came out earlier I as
like fuck.

- Absolute humongous you
cant take your eyes off em.

- Ive known her while ain't I?

I got with her before.

- Got with her, when you say got
with her

do you mean slept with her or
kissed her?

- No just kissed her.

- How the hell did you do that?

- You don't have to I was just
saying.

- No like--
- If you fancied it?

- Yeah we could do, we could do.

- Yeah, do you know how
hard this is for me?

I feel like I'm shit at
talking to birds now.

- Am I making things awkward?

- A little bit.
- Really?

- No I'm joking.

So you wanna go for a drink?

- Yeah we could do yeah.

- Shouldn't that be you over
there?

Are you a bit jealous
of Tom P cracking on?

- Face it, I was texting
her for quite a while

like we were messaging her and
one point

she called me her hubby
I called her my wife.

- What the hell, that's a bit
deep.

- Yeah it went that far, but
then obviously it just kind of

fizzled out and nothing
really ever happened.

- Why don't you try reigniting
the flame?

- Im completely single at the
moment

so like so I'm like not willing
to go

into like anything to much.

- Well its nothing serious, I've
just come

out of a relationship as well.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- I'll have to think about it.

- You have to think about it?
- Yeah.

- Listen you crack on
mate, do what you gotta do

and may the best man win.

- [Chloe] You've done a great
job Frank.

- I had to make it something
nice.

Its Mother's Day and everything
and she loved this garden

as well so.
- Yeah she did

- Obviously everyone buys their
mums,

Mother's Day gifts for Mothers
Day

but this is just different.

It's a sky latrine you just set
it alight

from underneath and it just
floats away.

- That's so nice.
- Yeah it is really nice.

[soft music]

[upbeat music]

- What was Carol like
when she was younger?

- Oh Dear.

- I was a good girl.

- No she was a good girl yeah.

- Use three have all very
similar.

Your more argumentative than
Nanny though.

- Yeah.

- You wont let things drop
whereas

Nanny never has a row with
anyone.

- [Sam] Billie is really
argumentative.

- You just get over it
and then be done with it.

- So is there similarities with

your personalities with use two?

- I don't think were
alike at all being honest.

- I think we sound alike.
- Yeah you sound alike.

- Like in looks.
- Do you think?

- We notice it as outsiders
more than you two.

- She was the most perfect baby
you could ever wish to have.

- Our mum says that about
us perfect round heads.

- From when she was born
till the age of three

I use to just look at her in her
pushchair

and think God this baby is so
good.

- That's never going to happens
to us.

- She was the absolute dream
baby.

She really was but when she
got to three it all changed.

She never use to let
anyone play with her toys.

She use to scream her
head off if another child

picked up her toys.
- Things they do kids, ey?

- Next you know Jess will be
having kids.

- Oh no I reason you
two will be before me.

I wonder who will be
first out of all of us?

- I don't know.
- Gem?

- No, I don't want to have
babies yet.

I think like its all right if
you got a good support network

next to you then you can help
you know?

I wouldn't have a baby cause

I haven't got support so you
know, it's the same with Bobby.

- You would if you had a
husband.

- Yeah but obviously I cant rely
on you.

- Its been a lovely Mothers
Day though, cheers everyone.

[group cheering]

- To bingo.
- To bingo.

To our bingo wings.
- To our bingo wings.

- Frank, hi Chlo.
- Alright Joe.

- I didn't want to miss out.
- All right?

- Yeah I'm fine.

[dramatic music]

- Oh my God.

- Doesn't that look good Joe?

- What is it going to
keep going up forever?

[dramatic music]

- [Chloe] Now it just looks like
a star.

[dramatic music]

- [Frankie] Family cuddle.

[dramatic music]

- I love you very much.
- You too.

[dramatic music]

[upbeat music]

- Alright Diags.

- Wifey, how you doing anyway?

- All good, all good.

- So you're not seeing anyone?

- No, not at the moment.

- You not being seen anyone
since, like no one at all?

- Since the Ray, no, no one.

- fucking hell, you need
to get back on the market.

- I know I know.

I need to have a boy that's got
banter

like you're funny you got banter
like--

- Yeah.

- If their boring like we
cant be dealing with that.

- I see you cosying up to Tom.

- He's all right.

- Would you wanna go on a
date with him if he asked ya?

- I don't really know him that
well.

I know you but I've only proper
met him a couple of times

we've been out you know what I
mean?

And he like seems a nice boy.

- You don't like him, you don't
like him.

- I don't know who I like.

Right I'm going to find the
girls

and go ask him out, see you
later.

♪ Won't be long

♪ The only way is up baby

♪ You and me now

♪ The only way is up baby

♪ You and me now

♪ The only way is up baby

♪ You and me now